January 16, 2019

Sandcrawler PSA: Nairobi Vacation Bad Idea

If you're considering a vacation in Nairobi Kenya, you need to take into account the African Taliban.

Looks like we're going to have to make some more al-Kabaabs.


By Howie at 09:44 AM | Comments |

January 14, 2019

Sandcrawler PSA: Allah Displeased

We're not sure exactly what is pissing Allah off, but whatever you people are doing, stop doing that.

massive swarm of locusts plagued Mecca, Saudi Arabia, earlier this week, prompting authorities at Islamís holiest site to launch a cleaning operation to remove them.

Videos posted to social media showed the insects swarming around cleaners and worshipers in the cityís Grand Mosque, where millions of Muslim pilgrims congregate every year.

In conclusion, we advise you all to run for your lives or something.

We're too old and tired, besides the Sandcrawler affords us a certain protection from Armageddon, also we have a salvage contract on your droids, vaporators, etc etc.

By Howie at 08:27 AM | Comments |

January 10, 2019

Sandcrawler PSA: BOLO Death

Look out for Death.

He's right!


Run for your lives!

By Howie at 07:54 PM | Comments |