Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Gun Control Ad FAIL (11:55AM)

More evidence that gun control idiots have no clue how a gun works. Bloomberg's new anti-gun advertisement shows a weapon firing a bullet that includes the casing:


(Hat Tip: Gateway Pundit)

Obviously, the morons who put this ad together simply googled "bullet" and then grabbed the first image that fit the color scheme. (The bullet image they used is currently in the third row.)

Below the fold, I redesigned their ad to better reflect the group that made it.



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Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Hammer Time: AQ Chief Bombmaker Killed (10:40AM)

Al Qaeda's chief bombmaker, Ibrahim al-Asiri, is thought to be behind the design that went into the underwear bomber, Umar Farouk "Crispy Crotch" Abdulmutallab's, undetectable explosives. And we know how that "ingenious design" turned out? Sure, it had no metal parts and therefore could be easily passed through airline security but we're not half glass empty around here. Half glass full: the wearer now sings soprano and no one else was hurt.

I know, it's easy to laugh at al-Asiri and part of me says "hey, we should have let this guy live and keep blowing up more jihadis" if not for the likelihood that he would probably have kept improving the design of this and other devices over time. When the other side has no regard for human life, including the lives of their own foot soldiers, then failures like Abdulmutallab are viewed as human experiments in the furtherance of jihadi science. It's all fun and games as they prematurely detonate themselves all the way up until the point that they don't.

In any event, the other notable thing here is that al-Asiri and the 54 other jihadis killed in Yemen weren't droned -- a US special forces team took them out the old fashioned way. It's an interesting development. Since bin Laden was killed by SEALs a few years ago I can only think of one other time (offhand) that we've gone with boots on the ground rather than drones in the sky. That would be the SEAL raid last year into a Somali village which was nixed before the target was achieved. Am I missing any others?

Al-Asiri has been reported as killed before -- the last time in a drone strike -- but it turned out to be a false alarm. This time, at least if MSM reports are to believed, the remains were identified. The operators behind the hit are reported to have brought dogs with them to help them search through the hit zone and find remains, apparently to aid in identifying the targets. But maybe we got lucky and the dogs found survivors? Too bad Obama shut down our Black Sites and got rid of anything approaching harsh interrogation.

It's not clear that al-Asiri was even the primary target, for included among the dearly departed was also Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP) leader Nasir al-Wuhayshi, who just last week showed up in a propaganda video talking to close to one hundred jihadis in Yemen. And if we just killed 55 bad guys ... Let's see here, 100 - 55 = time to dig deep into the bench and go to al Qaeda's third stringers.


Reports indicate that a massive US military operation in Yemen on Saturday and Sunday killed well over 55 Al Qaeda terrorists. Among the dead reportedly is Ibrahim al-Asiri, the chief bombmaker of the terrorist organization.

A 4x4 truck which the 32-year-old al-Asiri was thought to be in was ambushed by US special forces over the weekend, according to the Daily Mail.

The US special forces, who were dropped in by helicopter, reportedly took position by the road and waited for the truck to arrive before showering it with a hail of bullets. While the occupants managed to fire back, all were killed in the barrage.

Now is the time at the Jawa that we dance!

Thanks to Atomic Veteran.

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Now all we have to do is lock Biden into a solitary cell with NO outside communications for the rest of this teams lives.
Of course, that would NOT stop this administration from "arranging" another mission where they all get wiped out.
All in the interest of being "fair" of course.

:: Kafiroon April 22, 2014 11:07 AM


Back in my military daze, one of my rare bits of luck was falling under the theoretical control of my favorite Platoon Sergeant. It was, pretty much, a match made in heaven, he a South Alabama career NCO and I a West Bronx draftee. Whatever the Freudian underpinnings of our relationship were, I'm sure he found me to be an attentive, if not rapt, student of his theories of war.

For instance, one of my personal favorites due to its simple simplicity, was his dictum that "Dead is good. Deader is better." Really, could Sun Tzu have garbled that any better?" I mean, if there's one thing better than boots on the ground, isn't it your boots on your dead enemy's former thoracic cavity?

Another, perhaps pertinent example, was his fondness for mentioning a piece of, believe it or not, sculpture. Apparently, he had come across a statue of infantryman with his rifle and backpack at the Infantry School at Fort Dix, NJ. The title of the piece, as he would solemnly intone was "The Ultimate Weapon".
Sometimes, low tech is the best tech.

:: 11B40 April 22, 2014 11:25 AM

Heard singing in the meeting, "OHHHHHH Ya got my brudder but ya didn't get me, ya got me Brudder but ya didn't get me......Hold on?  What is that sound?


:: obsidian April 22, 2014 01:49 PM

My assaultman course instructor put it most succulently during weapons squad assault on the fortified position class.

First you have to blind them l'il MoFo's.

Second you have to blast them l'il MoFo's.

Third you have to burn them L'il MoFo's.

Fourth you have to bury them L'il MoFo's.

All stated in the speaking style of a devout Baptist Preacher.

:: obsidian April 22, 2014 01:54 PM

Maybe ....All  money parents spend on Taxi School......gone to waste?

:: KIM April 22, 2014 02:49 PM

Think there may have been one other instance of boots on the ground in Somalia. I believe it was the rescue of some civilians who were kidnapped and held for ransom by the pirates. Sometimes it is even better to kill them the old fashioned way. They get to see first hand their justice coming and who is administering it. Good work troops KILL MORE OF THEM! KILL ALL TERRORISTS!!!

:: JusCruzn April 22, 2014 05:28 PM

G-d bless and keep the US Special Forces safe  ... especially from machinations by the obummer in chief and his crew of screws.

:: Bubbe April 22, 2014 07:09 PM

Putting operators lives at risk ?? Look at all the books that came out after bin Laden was killed written by the operators themselves.

:: Rightrt April 23, 2014 07:45 AM

Monday, April 21, 2014

FSA Captures Enemy Combatant (06:03PM)


From Raymond Ibrahim via TROP:

According to Sham Times and other Arabic websites, jihadi social media networks posted the above picture of a child sitting on the ground while surrounded by armed men pointing their rifles at him. The caption appearing with the picture, purportedly posted by a supporter of the Free Syrian Army, is "Our youngest hostage from among the hostile sects of Kessab."

Kessab is a predominantly Christian Armenian village in Syria near the Turkish border. Earlier it was invaded by jihadis, who terrorized, pillaged churches, and prompted some 2000 residents to flee. Initial reports had stated that about a dozen families remained as hostages.

Since the picture appeared on Arabic social media, many have expressed shock and outrage, condemning the Syrian "rebels," while others cast doubt on the authenticity of the picture.

Of course, those wondering what the jihadis have to gain from taking such a picture and making it public would do well to remember that these are the same "rebels" who decapitate people and wave their severed and bloodied heads in front of cameras while smiling; these are the same "freedom fighters" who literally eat their victims on camera.

Surely "teasing" an infidel toddler - a subhuman - with their rifles and sharing it with their sadistic comrades via the Internet for a "laugh" should not be too surprising?

As horrible as this abuse is, it may get worse. The Free Syria Army has a reputation for parading hostages and, later, killing them so they can film propaganda videos blaming Assad's army. I wouldn't be surprised if this poor child ends up victim in one of those videos.

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With the record FSA has on video, the poor kid maybe soup by now.

:: Kafiroon April 21, 2014 08:09 PM

pure evil.

:: Jedi Master Ivyan April 21, 2014 10:32 PM


:: Hoos April 21, 2014 11:56 PM

Wow   It takes three of them.


"Oh Brothers...,  Please don't leave me alone with this dangerous creature..."

:: Kuffar April 22, 2014 08:16 AM

Sick F$cks!!

:: The Man from Athens April 22, 2014 09:18 AM

So, the jihadis in ISIS -- the group even al Qaeda thinks is too far off the reservation -- posted this? Isn't it more likely that they staged it?

:: Rusty April 22, 2014 10:09 AM

Remind me again, why do we care about the Geneva convention when dealing with these animals? 

:: Gork April 22, 2014 11:33 AM

A Planned Parenthood poster for free abortion on demand.

:: obsidian April 22, 2014 01:56 PM

And they wonder why we don't look at them as fully human.

:: Neal5x5 April 22, 2014 04:31 PM


:: Bubbe April 22, 2014 07:11 PM

This kills me.    Isn't there anyone, someone there that could get this child away from these bastards??  

:: Calypso Jones April 22, 2014 08:02 PM

This just makes me sick- any person who could point a weapon at a child like that is sub human. I pray that this child has been delivered from this safely.

:: Kotter April 23, 2014 06:39 AM

A quivk google search will show that the Free Syrian Army is both supported and trained by amongst others, Israel.

:: Rightrt April 23, 2014 07:38 AM

@13,Rightrt: I can't find it. Show me.

:: Gork April 23, 2014 10:53 AM

Out: Teen Girls Running Away to Hollywood in Search of Stardom -- In: Teen Girls Run Away to Syria in Search of Martyrdom (11:02AM)


Didn't Guns & Roses have a song about this?

Interpol is searching for two Austrian teenage girls who they believe were tricked into going to Syria to fight for Islamist rebels.

Samra Kesinovic, 16, and Sabina Selimovic, 15, vanished from their homes in Vienna on April 10.

But the first hint their parents received as to where the girls might have gone was a spate of social media posts claiming they had gone to fight a 'holy war'...

n the latest posting they announced plans to marry so that they could become 'holy warriors' and in the messages they say: 'Death is our goal'.

The parents, Bosnian refugees living in Austria say the girls were "tricked" into going to Syria. Presumably by a guy in a limo.

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That was because he up-dated the old "Want some candy, little girl?"
line to "I'll give you an I-phone and put you in music videos." line.
Now they are servicing the various factions in Syria in a house that has a "neutral" stance to service any and all sides of the conflict.

:: Kafiroon April 21, 2014 12:18 PM

They have probably ended up in a brothel to service the mujahideen thus becoming sexual jihadis...  (about twenty a night would be the norm, then during the day they can work washing clothes and cooking for the brothers)


Probably not the trip they were told they would be taking...   Stupid is as stupid does,  as Forrest would say.

:: Kuffar April 21, 2014 12:22 PM

The Imam that convinced them it would be a good idea to head over to Syria - could be a billionaire if he taught "how to pick up girls" clinics.

If he can convince a hot, privileged, white girl to run away to the most disgusting, dangerous, war torn, shit hole in the world to be raped repeatedly by lice infested wild animals who haven't bathed in months and believe women are subhumans - he can sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves.

:: YALAAAAAAAAAAAA! April 21, 2014 01:41 PM

The Muslim kids seem to prefer the activities like Beheading ,Poison Gas and Wife Beating that Syria has to offer over the warm White Sand Beaches of Cancun and Panama City that attract so many American kids to spend Spring Break there.

:: MTV NEWS April 21, 2014 02:20 PM

They're going to get a pretty good idea what a pin cushion feels like, that's for sure!

:: Dave April 21, 2014 02:25 PM

More likely they will reappear in Amsterdam in a hippie commune.

:: righter April 21, 2014 02:42 PM

Jeez. Still with the Bosnian refugees?

Wars over! Go home slackers!

:: STV April 21, 2014 02:49 PM

On the link, they mentioned a preacher called Ebu Tejma, where the girls used to go to pray at his mosque in Vienna. This Ebu Tejma is a Bosnian Muslim fundamentalist, who has many Bosnian worshippers, who he has encouraged to go and fight in Syria.

:: Birbal Dhar April 21, 2014 03:06 PM

Bosnian ladies, eh?   By the time they get home they'll be pooping from a 10" callous circle, with callouses on their knees and lips - just doing their part in the Islamic holy war.  If their parents want to find them, they just need to look for the longest line of jihadi fighters!

:: TastySeed April 21, 2014 04:25 PM

Well when they have been used to the point of not being more attractive than the local goat any longer, they can strap on the vest and go do their final duty for Allah. Then the families will truly understand the meaning of "brainless bimbos."

:: The Realist of Qld April 21, 2014 07:16 PM

I blame the parents for not converting to Christianity fifteen years ago before the girls were damaged.  (I hain't a christian but i know what works.)

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder April 22, 2014 08:38 AM

Young, dumb and full

:: David April 22, 2014 08:59 AM

No Great loss.

>Stephen King The Stand<

:: obsidian April 22, 2014 01:58 PM

Patriots' Day 2014 (08:39AM)

There are many ways to show you are a patriot.

By serving our great country, at home and afar. By caring for wounded warriors. By defending the freedom of speech, even if it means listening to things you don't like. By not being afraid to speak the truth, even if it means offending someone else. And by protecting our rights and looking out for each other.

Last year, Patriots' Day was about terrorism. But it should never be about that. It should always be about standing up for what is right.

(Patriots defending the Bundy Ranch.)

Be a Patriot today and every day.

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For a couple of years now, my thinking has settled on the idea that the establishment of "affirmative action" was the beginning of our Progressive end. When all those well-closeted Progressives saw that white males were so attached to the idea of "the Rule of Law" that they would allow their government to designate them for official oppression, they found that they had a whole new toolbox with which to apply their nefarious ways to this country.

For me, the lesson of the Cliven Bundy brouhaha is that the time for "the Rule of Law" has past. It's time for those on the political right to learn the lessons of the OCCUPY movement. A couple of hundred people showing up in the IRS's or the BLM's headquarters buildings for a camp-out or two might be the only kind of teaching tool left to us.

As Leo Durocher said, "Nice guys finish last."

:: 11B40 April 21, 2014 01:28 PM

The American Flag held high and proud by American Cattle Ranchers on horseback would be considered the very epitome of " Americanism ", by the rest of the World. That it is considered as terrorism by our new RULERS is an indication those treasonous, Quislings in our Federal Government must be resisted by withdrawing our Consent to be Governed by the likes of this scum.

:: nadadhimmi April 21, 2014 03:29 PM

Successful American Author Whines About Lack Of Liberty (08:18AM)

Apparently, blacks don't get the same liberty as whites in America.


Of course, it must be true since we never see any really successful, accomplished blacks. There has never been a black president, or billionaire black business women, or popular black entertainers, or...

Oh, wait. Never mind.

Tweeters respond:




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Ms Taylor never opened her eyes, experienced the world and breathed good air.  I guess UPS will deliver her version of "liberty" to her one day soon in one of those bubble envelopes.  <sigh>  How do you say "dumb ass" politely? 

:: Bubbe April 21, 2014 08:43 AM

Any chains are her are ones she willingly put on.

:: Rob Crawford April 21, 2014 08:29 PM


Those are three PERFECT comebacks.

:: Pastorius April 22, 2014 07:41 AM

White Privilege means being 100% responsible for your action's, your behavior and your station in life.

It means not having anyone to blame but your self for your deeds and what they do.

It means being civilized in spite of being told being civilized makes you an Uncle Tom.

:: obsidian April 22, 2014 02:02 PM

Sunday, April 20, 2014

He Is Risen *Sticky* (11:15PM)


20:1 Now on the first day of the week Mary Magdalene came to the tomb early, while it was still dark, and saw that the stone had been taken away from the tomb.

2 So she ran and went to Simon Peter and the other disciple, the one whom Jesus loved, and said to them, “They have taken the Lord out of the tomb, and we do not know where they have laid him.”

3 So Peter went out with the other disciple, and they were going toward the tomb.

4 Both of them were running together, but the other disciple outran Peter and reached the tomb first.

5 And stooping to look in, he saw the linen cloths lying there, but he did not go in.

6 Then Simon Peter came, following him, and went into the tomb. He saw the linen cloths lying there,

7 and the face cloth, which had been on Jesus' head, not lying with the linen cloths but folded up in a place by itself.

8 Then the other disciple, who had reached the tomb first, also went in, and he saw and believed;

9 for as yet they did not understand the Scripture, that he must rise from the dead.

Oops: When Terrorism Goes Right (Part IV) (02:13PM)

'Splodey Taliban:

A local Taliban commander was among five militants killed following an explosion inside a mosque in eastern Ghazni province of Afghanistan.

Local government officials said the militants were killed while they were making an improvised explosive device (IED) to carry out a roadside bomb explosion.

But remember, Mosques are off limits to U.S. Troops because Muslims would never use a house of worship to store weapons or build bombs!

Oops: When Terrorism Goes Right
Oops: When Terrorism Goes Right (Again!)
Oops: When Terrorism Goes Right (Yet AGAIN!)

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This has *made my day* DMartyr! 
Great stuff! 

There seem to have been a few of these incidents recently.  Looks like the attacks on the Taliban have had some effect on the expertise of those making IEDs.  Really great to see!

:: Shadowman April 20, 2014 06:32 PM

That could have been really deadly if all the rest of the explosives in that armory went off.

:: Kafiroon April 20, 2014 06:45 PM

Rules of engagement are going to have to change.
Going to have to enter mosques no matter how bad they smell.

I envision a time when we get a friendly iman to bless the micro-drones that crawl up through the drain pipes and into the basement to sniff out and detonate the IED stores.  No stores, no mysterious detonation.  Micro drones, approved by moms everywhere. 

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder April 20, 2014 09:15 PM

Do "own goals" count for martyrdom?

:: Fox2! April 20, 2014 09:22 PM

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Canadian Imam: A Beating Isn't Violence If It Isn't Agonizing (07:17PM)

Just another example of words and phrases having a different or hidden meaning in Islam.

A Canadian Imam agrees domestic violence is wrong. However, according to him, it is perfectly Islamic and acceptable to beat women. You see, it isn't violence if it doesn't cause agony.

Sheikh Omar Subedar of the Imam, Islamic Society of Peel in Canada, signed the White Ribbon pledge to: "never commit, condone or remain silent about violence against women and girls."

But the White Ribbon folks should have explored his definition of "violence" a bit more closely.

At the Canadian Council of Muslim Theologians, the Imam writes, "Strike them: If the problem still does not get resolved then as a final resort Allah has permitted the husband to discipline his wife by striking her, however this does not imply that Allah is promoting domestic violence. The Prophet (P.B.U.H.) has made it very clear that the beating should not be agonizing in any shape or form."

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Whenever I'd do a show in a Muslim country, I would change the Lyrics to "My Funny Valentine" to "My Funny Punching Bag"

:: FRANK SINATRA April 19, 2014 07:52 PM

Beating your wife is an act of love, like crossing the border to apply for food stamps.  Twisted language again. 

They work really hard at saying they are not doing what they are obviously doing, and at getting outraged when someone refuses to accept the words.  These psychopathic Imans know they are preaching from a book of lies writ by a psychopath, in a culture meant to mass-produce psychotic cannon fodder.  Sadistic beatings are their communion, arson and executions are their prayers, their choir the hysterical shrieking of the mob. 

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder April 19, 2014 09:09 PM

Give me a couple of weeks with him, clarifying. Don't let him know there is any end to the... interview, mind you. He might be right, but I'd need to understand more fully and I believe we could come to an understanding. I am absolutely certain we could. I am most agreeable.

:: Doom April 20, 2014 12:28 AM

Canada needs to start the cull...deport him.

:: canuck April 20, 2014 07:56 AM

Make certain he puts that lotion on his skin, Doom.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder April 20, 2014 08:09 AM

I am confused by his interpretation. Perhaps we could demonstrate on him repeatedly....

:: TimO April 20, 2014 09:36 AM

"Stone everyone who has religious views that are different than your own." Deuteronomy 17:2-7

:: righter April 21, 2014 02:16 PM

This imam does not state a personal opinion. This is regular Islamic doctrine.

:: Robert Marchenoir April 22, 2014 10:16 PM

Friday, April 18, 2014

Copy Cat Of DC Snipers? (02:51PM)

It looks like the Kansas City sniper may have been copying the DC snipers in individual jihad. Fortunately, he was nowhere near as deadly.

Mohammed Whitaker, suspect in the Kansas City-area highway shootings, is charged with 18 felony counts covering nine incidents, Jackson County's prosecutor said Friday. Two counts are "A" felonies alleging he shot someone by firing into a motor vehicle. Seven are "B" felonies alleging he fired into a motor vehicle. The other nine counts accuse him of armed criminal action, Jean Peters Baker said.

There's no evidence to suggest that anyone else besides the arrestee was involved in the Kansas City highway shootings, she said. (Source)

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Curiously, i cannot find the local police reciting the mantra of "nothing to do with terrorism." 

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder April 18, 2014 03:09 PM

"Mohammed Whitaker", another one of those nutball "Stand with Rand" Amish Tea-Partiers again, eh?

:: MtTB April 18, 2014 03:43 PM

Even better - Mohammed Pedro Whitaker!

So he's either a black radical, an Islamist, an illegal immigrant, or a right-winger.

:: DMartyr April 18, 2014 08:42 PM

Another ghetto jihadist.

:: Pat April 18, 2014 10:17 PM

I denounce myself for my private thoughts!

:: Jrr April 18, 2014 10:29 PM

Show Dingy Harry what a real domestic terrorist looks like.

:: LaZrtx April 19, 2014 07:17 AM

Maybe America pass law that say.....No one named Mohammed or Lee Harvey allowed to own gun?

:: KIM April 19, 2014 09:03 AM

The Walking Dead (11:54AM)

The entire series in under 3 minutes!

Zombie trivia: Did you know The Walking Dead is the adult version of The Toy Story? It's true!

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one minute fifty seconds.
what the hell was wrong with people in the seventies?

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder April 18, 2014 08:35 PM

I actually remember seeing one of these movies. My neighbor took all us kids to church one evening for a special showing. We were like, "GROOVY! A movie at church!" We lost interest about half way through and went outside to play with locust.

:: DMartyr April 18, 2014 08:46 PM

At Least They're Honest: Pakistani Madrassa for Girls Dubs Library "Osama bin Laden" (11:42AM)

It's a lot easier differentiating friend from foe when they're honest. Don't you wish all our enemies did this?

Jamia Hafsa, a religious school for women in the Pakistani capital Islamabad connected to the notorious Lal Masjid has renamed its library in honour of slain al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden....

“It is true that we have named the library after Osama bin Laden,” a source told AFP Thursday, speaking on condition of anonymity.

“He might be a terrorist for others but we do not consider him as a terrorist. For us he was a hero of Islam.”

A small printed sign stuck over the library door gives bin Laden's name and refers to him as a “martyr.”

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They, too, prefer a straight up fight to all this sneaking around.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder April 18, 2014 03:15 PM

Kassim Al-Himidi Found Guilty in Murder of Wife Shaima Alawadi (11:14AM)

Kassim tried to throw off police by leaving an Islamophobic note behind after he bashed his wife's skull in, didn't work.

NBC:A broken family’s screams erupted in a San Diego courtroom after a guilty verdict was announced in the trial of an Iraqi immigrant who killed his wife.
As the defendant cried out in Arabic "not guilty," his mother-in-law flailed her arms, screaming "you killed my daughter," while his two teenage sons chose opposing sides.

Jurors found Kassim Al-Himidi, 49, guilty in the death of his wife Shaima Alawadi -- a bloody, brutal beating once considered a hate crime that was, in the end, an act of domestic violence.

After Judge William McGrath handed off the verdict for reading, several family members began screaming, including the defendant's oldest son, who yelled profanities, saying he disagreed with the jury's verdict.

Somehow I doubt that CAIR will be running this verdict on their blog?

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I hope that California has the death penalty..

:: grego April 18, 2014 01:34 PM

Family Feud, except that instead of winning money and fame they kill each other.  Show has some potential.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder April 19, 2014 08:33 AM

In answer to #1, Yes California does.

Good thing this trial was in the US, if it had been a muslim country, I would be pretty sure they would dig the dead body of the woman up and stone her.

:: free` April 19, 2014 08:31 PM

Noted Friend of Convicted Jihadi w/ Mustache Fetish and Former Jawa Troll Sentenced for Helping Jihad Jane (11:00AM)

It looks like all my old enemies from the Ansar Mujhadeen English Forum (AMEF) are all in prison now. I guess I can retire.

I'm too busy to go into the background of the entire case. Above I've posted part of a conversation between Khalid and his friend Emerson "Abu Nancy" Begolly as laid out in the federal complaint against him. Begolly was convicted of assaulting an FBI agent after they went to talk to him about his online activities in support of al Qaeda. The pair were part of a larger network that spent a lot of time online at the AMEF forum.

While it's true that most of their online friends form that forum are in jail, and that the forum also had a rather creepy obsession with me, Howie, and Aaron from SOFIR/Internet Haganah, contrary to popular belief I had nothing to do with any of their arrests nor have I been called to testify against any of them.

The fact that they've all landed in the federal penitentiary (or, in the case of Samir Khan, got themselves droned)? No, it's not a coincidence, but neither is it evidence that I had anything to do with it. It just means that a bunch of jihadis who couldn't help but draw attention to themselves by publicly stating their love of Osama bin Laden also happened to have mustache fetishes and angst about my sexual orientation. It's not causation so much as it is a correlation.

FBI Press Release:

PHILADELPHIA—Mohammad Hassan Khalid, 20, a Pakistani citizen and U.S. lawful permanent resident who resided in Maryland, was sentenced today to five years in prison for conspiracy to provide material support to terrorists. Khalid participated in a scheme to support, recruit, and coordinate members of a conspiracy in their plan to wage violent jihad in and around Europe. He pleaded guilty on May 4, 2012.

Khalid conspired with Jamie Paulin-Ramirez and Colleen LaRose, aka “Jihad Jane,” who were charged separately, in a conspiracy to provide material support to terrorists. LaRose also pleaded guilty to conspiracy to kill in a foreign country, making false statements, and attempted identity theft and was sentenced to 10 years in prison; Paulin-Ramirez pleaded guilty to conspiracy to provide material support to terrorists and was sentenced to eight years in prison.

In addition to the prison term, U.S. District Court Judge Petrese B. Tucker ordered three years of supervised release, with limited access to computers, and a $100 special assessment. The sentencing result was announced by United States Attorney Zane David Memeger, FBI Special Agent in Charge Edward Hanko, and Assistant Attorney General for National Security John Carlin.

Khalid’s co‑defendant, Ali Charaf Damache, aka “Theblackflag,” an Algerian man who resided in Ireland, is in custody in Ireland pending extradition to the United States.

From about 2008 through July 2011, Khalid and Damache conspired with LaRose, Paulin-Ramirez, and others to provide material support and resources to terrorists, including logistical support, recruitment services, financial support, identification documents, and personnel. Khalid, Damache, and others devised and coordinated a violent jihad organization consisting of men and women from Europe and the United States divided into a planning team, a research team, an action team, a recruitment team, and a finance team, some of whom would travel to South Asia for explosives training and return to Europe to wage violent jihad.

As part of the conspiracy, Khalid, Damache, LaRose, and others recruited men online to wage violent jihad in South Asia and Europe. In addition, Khalid, Damache, LaRose, and others allegedly recruited women who had passports and the ability to travel to and around Europe in support of violent jihad. LaRose, Paulin‑Ramirez, and others traveled to and around Europe to participate in and support violent jihad. In addition, Khalid, LaRose, and others also solicited funds online for terrorists.

For example, in July 2009, Khalid posted or caused to be posted an online solicitation for funds to support terrorism on behalf of LaRose and later sent electronic communications to multiple online forums requesting the deletion of all posts by LaRose after she was questioned by the FBI. In August 2009, Khalid sent a questionnaire to LaRose in which he asked another potential female recruit about her beliefs and intentions with regard to violent jihad. In addition, Khalid received and concealed the location of a U.S. passport that LaRose had stolen from another individual.

The Khalid case was investigated by the FBI field division in Baltimore, in conjunction with the FBI’s Joint Terrorism Task Force in Philadelphia and the FBI field divisions in New York and Washington, D.C. Authorities in Ireland also provided assistance in this matter.

The case is being prosecuted by Assistant U.S. Attorney Jennifer Arbittier Williams and Trial Attorney Matthew F. Blue from the Counterterrorism Section of the Justice Department’s National Security Division. The Office of International Affairs in the Justice Departments Criminal Division also provided assistance.

In light of Khalid's helping the Feds track down and prosecute his former associates, let me be the first to wish him pleasant times and a cell mate with a mustache that would make Tom Selleck jealous.

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Heh. He's got plenty of time in his jail cell now to daydream about his buddy's mustache and, well, you.

:: Money Jihad April 18, 2014 04:45 PM

This verdict "physically excites me"....  :)

:: Shadowman April 18, 2014 11:22 PM

Lol. Did you lose a play toy?

:: cold57 April 19, 2014 01:45 PM

ABC Shows Boston Bomber's Boat Note (10:48AM)


ABC News has released the contents of a letter written by Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. It reads, in part:

"The U.S. government is killing our innocent civilians, but most of you already know that... I can't stand to see such [bullet hole] go unpunished," says the handwriting captured in the image obtained by ABC News from a law enforcement official in Massachusetts. "We Muslims are one body. You kill one of us, you hurt us all."
As an Infidel, allow me to retort with my own letter:
"The Islamic umma is killing innocent civilians, theirs and ours. Most know this but refused to acknowledge it... We can't stand to see such [terrorism] go unpunished. We civilized humans are one body. You kill one of us, you blow up our cities, fly planes into our buildings, you rape our women, you enslave our children, you maim our daughters, you destroy our freedoms, you hurt us all."

:: Comments left behind ::

A little bit of advice from Frank Zappa for this perp;

:: dc April 18, 2014 12:01 PM

Am I the only one who chuckled when he came across the words "bullet hole" in this sentence? "The U.S. government is killing our innocent civilians, but most of you already know that... I can't stand to see such [bullet hole] go unpunished,"

:: Respecter April 18, 2014 01:25 PM

I laughed.  Next time the note should say,
"The US bullethole cannot blood splash our and theirs hole hole hole hole SPLASH civilized human..."

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder April 18, 2014 03:19 PM

Good thing he wasn't doing this for religious reasons. I read that in the NYT.

:: Pat April 18, 2014 10:20 PM

Great reply DMartyr! 

I really like SSGB's comment too - good on you SSGB!  

:: Shadowman April 18, 2014 11:25 PM

Speaking of "hole", this mohammedan scum better duct tape his closed when he gets in the prison general population. On second thought, he will probably bend over voluntarily like most jihadi's.

:: nadadhimmi April 19, 2014 11:09 PM

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