Friday, February 12, 2016

Saudi Arabia Issues Fatwa Against Uncovered Princess Mascot (08:46AM)

Because she was a dirty dirty whore princess!. Princess whore? I dunno.

Religious police in Saudi Arabia detained a pastry shop’s cross-dressing mascot — for showing a little too much skin.

As part of a promotional campaign, a bakery in Riyadh had the man dress up in a costume depicting an unveiled Muppet-like woman in a blue gown.

Maybe this outrage against Pastry Princesses will finally get Oliver Willis' attention on Islamic oppression?

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Wednesday, February 10, 2016

@ockisdead No, I'm not Kidding (07:04PM)

Ha! Ha!

Talk about a hot-button issue.

Trouble was brewing over a Donald Trump sticker Wednesday on the Queens campus of St. John’s University.


A student at the private college had a cup of coffee tossed in his face after he threatened on Twitter to smash a classmate’s computer because of her allegiance to the GOP front-runner.

Clifford Durand, 18, posted a photo of an unsuspecting fellow student with a “Trump Make America Great Again” sticker on her laptop and asked his followers to share the image.

Word has it that he was upset because, "Panthers gonna cop the dub." Cept um, didn't happen.



Everybody dance!

Good it is to be a gangster.

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She is very hot. I'd hit it.

:: Wooga February 11, 2016 07:16 AM

According to the news story, he did hit her. He needs more than his account suspended.

:: Valerie February 11, 2016 08:39 AM

Trump supporters are usually 2d amendment supporters and CCW, better do it in a gun free school zone coward.

:: obsidian February 11, 2016 10:09 AM

Think Bernie Sanders Won The New Hampshire Primary? Think Again (10:54AM)

I mean you might think getting 60 percent of the vote is a win.

Not if you're a Democrat. When Bernie says the system is corrupt as least as far as the Democratic Party is concerned he's right. Its designed to thwart any interloper.


National Democratic delegate count, Clinton can still afford to be gracious because of the Super Delegate hill in front of Bernie.


Now on the Republican side its much more fair, although losers with a few delegates can give them to whomever they choose. By the end of the process its possible that they might be able to veto a Trump nomination if the margin is close enough and all the losers cast their delegate's votes against Trump. Depends on how far Trump is ahead by the convention and how many delegates the rest of the field can snatch up.

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Hey Bernie,
So you went out and worked your ass off. You earned the majority of delegates using your wits and the sweat off your brow.
Now some political agency comes in and takes the delegates YOU earned and gives them to some Fat, Pants Suit Wearing ,Taxpayer Supported Zero

Ain't Socialism a wonderful thing?

:: HIDA SALAMI AL MOHAMMAD February 10, 2016 12:50 PM

It is pretty obvious that Dillary is on the nose with voters so I hope the democrats give her all the delegates she needs so the voters can then let them know just how they feel about the establishment over riding the will of the people, even if they are only democrat voting people. The Trumpster with a clear majority in both houses will be something to behold.

:: The Realist of Qld February 10, 2016 06:04 PM

Why should Bernie be mad about this? They are applying his socialist principles. He is now the equivalent of a "one percenter" of delegate holders, so they applied a 90% tax on his delegate assets and redistributed them to a needy, underprivileged, gender-biased-inequality-suffering candidate.

:: Arawak February 10, 2016 07:57 PM

Maybe "Feeling The Bern"  mean:
That moment when you work so hard for something...Only to have it taken away and given to an Unemployed Fat Woman who wear Pants Suit.

:: KIM February 11, 2016 12:47 PM

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

New Hampshire Primary 2016 Results (09:15PM)

Sorry, I was busy, the man was keeping me down.

Feel the Bern! Bernie takes New Hampshire and Hillary calls to concede. Sanders 58% Clinton 40%

Also Trump leading heavily at 34%, projected to win.

Followed by ...

Kasich 15%
Cruz 12%
Bush 12%
Rubio 10%
Christie at 8% looks done.

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Trump our next president! Canada crud scratch one sociopath. Rubio scratch one punk! kasich who? where?

:: ron February 9, 2016 09:37 PM

Krispy won't be invited to the SC debate. No word yet on Carson and Florini.

:: Fox 2! February 9, 2016 10:31 PM

Funny how the alleged Trump supporters are so very nasty toward all the actual Republicans in the race.

:: Valerie February 9, 2016 10:39 PM

Valerie what have the actual republicans achieved? Have they stopped our jobs from going out of the country? Have they stopped illegal immigration and muslim terrorists from entering the country? Have they stopped gay marriage or abortions? Irans nukes? They have achieved for their multi-national corporate doners though.

:: ron February 10, 2016 03:03 PM

White Trash Wednesday Comes Early (11:30AM)

Before shoving the cheeseburger into his mouth, Barry told his friend, "Watch this."

Nuf said.

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Now it would have been funny if it was a White Castle slider.

:: Phil February 9, 2016 02:31 PM

CBS bring out new Star Trek in Jan. 2017, but why?

:: Phil February 9, 2016 02:32 PM

How sad - since he has already fathered 3 children he's not even eligible for a Darwin Award...

:: John February 10, 2016 08:14 AM

The four most dangerous words in the English language:"Hey guys, watch this."

:: Bill Cook February 10, 2016 08:25 AM

Safe Space New Hampshire (10:51AM)

Live free or cry!

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I thought the Dog was pulling his punches with these nebbishes.

:: Kafiroon February 9, 2016 09:16 PM


I would have described the guy as Nelson Mandela's hetero brother.

:: 11B40 February 9, 2016 09:46 PM

LOLLLLL! Is this real????? Way 2 funny!

:: Mean Kitteh February 10, 2016 09:04 PM

Total 100% Proof Sasquatch is Real! (09:20AM)

If if you look closely you can see where the Sasquatch carved out the word Allah.


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Told you my piss could take the bark off a tree.

:: The Man from Athens February 9, 2016 09:39 AM

lighting I would guess

:: C-Low February 9, 2016 08:55 PM

I see it! But Sasquatch misspelled ackbar, you sure he wasn't advertising for his favorite Pakistani snackbar?

Ally's Snackbar hearts Sasquatch

:: obsidian February 10, 2016 08:46 AM

It kind of looks like a mirror image of Israel (sans Judea/Samaria). Just sayin'.

:: Mirror February 10, 2016 06:14 PM

Sorry to spoil everyone's fun, but it looks like a woodpecker has been at work here, one of those really  big Woody Woodpecker varieties.

:: Paul Moore February 11, 2016 08:50 AM

Sandcrawler PSA: Ted Cruz Totally 100% Not a Pussy (08:24AM)

And we'll totally issue a fatwa against anyone who says Ted Cruz is a Pussy.

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Canada crud is a sociopath not a pussy(maybe there the same thing?)

:: ron February 9, 2016 03:01 PM


Two men enter, one man leaves.


:: obsidian February 10, 2016 08:44 AM

Trump is a wildcard. I have no idea what he would do as president. It is entertaining though!

:: D-D-Dave February 10, 2016 05:15 PM

Monday, February 8, 2016

An Open Post To A Fan (08:27PM)

Dear hot naughty teacher that emailed us. Every male blogger here is 13.

See you soon?

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Do you have any photographs of this naughty teacher?
Would you like to buy some?

(another old joke destroyed by the internet. RIP monty python relevancy.)

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder February 8, 2016 09:25 PM

Millions of Hopes Dashed as SMOD Finally Strikes Killing Only One (update_: Never Mind Just a Terrorist) (01:02PM)

SMOD why hast thou forsaken us?

Indian officials say a meteorite struck the campus of a private engineering college on Saturday, killing one person. If scientists confirm the explosion was due to a meteorite, it would be the first recorded human fatality due to a falling space rock.

According to local reports, a bus driver was killed on Saturday when a meteorite landed in the area where he was walking, damaging the window panes of nearby buses and buildings. Three other people were injured.

Update: No meteorite was found and the crater appears to have been from an explosive device. After examination the meteor shards were determined to be rocks of the type space scientists classify as J.A.F.R.

So in other words the guy was just another victim of Islamic Terrorism, not a meteor.


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Doesn't SMOD stand for "suck my own d$&k"?

Although according to Kevin Smith such an act can indeed prove fatal.

:: Les Filling February 8, 2016 06:25 PM

I thought it was Sweet Meteor of Death.

But I'm not gay Les.

:: Tony Montana Political Refugee From Cuba February 8, 2016 06:32 PM

I read the times of india article
and the comments.
Comments are nice.
The police said no explosive residue was found and that none would be found what with the election being so very close.  Cannot endanger the re-election of candidates who have declared the muzzlum difficulties over and done with.  Also compensation payment was made to the family very quickly by one official before someone from the Other Party could make them so the first political party could appear more compassionate, and THAT in turn means the investigation is over and done with so METEORITE is the answer and shut up.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder February 8, 2016 09:23 PM

I think there have been previous human fatalities from meteorites. I remember having read it in a Believe It Or Not book in the seventies.

:: Arawak February 10, 2016 05:41 AM

Shiva works in Mysterious ways.
Reckon what he came back as?
An Astronomer?

:: obsidian February 10, 2016 08:48 AM

Cyber Martyrs? (12:57PM)

LOL. Fatwas Fatwas Everywhere!

he cyber-jihadists have now ended their protest, signaling that they are pleased with the fatwa, which states,
“If a cyber-jihadist’s account gets deleted, it will count as a form of martyrdom, as cyber-martyrdom. Just as how real martyrs get to have sex with virgins as a reward, cyber-martyrs will get to have cyber-sex with cyber-virgins.”
The Fatwa was based on a little known Hadith, Skin Horse Chapter 3 verses 1-4.

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Younes Abdullah Muhammad of Revolution Muslims Still Making News (10:37AM)

Heh, I'm still waiting on the ass kicking he promised me.

Federal agents arrested Elhassan and another man, Joseph Hassan Farrokh, 28, last month, charging Farrokh with trying to provide material support to terrorists and Elhassan with aiding that plot. They alleged that Farrokh intended to travel to Syria and join the Islamic State; he was arrested at Richmond International Airport, where his journey allegedly was supposed to begin.

When Nubani first invoked the name “Younus Abdullah” in federal court, Assistant U.S. Attorney Dennis Fitzpatrick quickly objected, saying Nubani’s assertion was “total speculation.” A judge struck the name from the record. Later in the hearing, Nubani referenced the Revolution Muslim site.

In a conversation later with a reporter, Nubani said his client was able to identify Morton, whom he knew as Younus Abdullah, as “CHS #3” because the law enforcement affidavit details their interactions.

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Wow, I guess I had him all wrong. I always figured he'd enjoy pound-me-in-the-ass prison!

:: Rsuty February 8, 2016 12:04 PM

Saturday, February 6, 2016

ABC Pre-New Hampshire Republican Debate (08:01PM)

Here we go, who will walk away with enough marbles to keep playing.

Live stream here.

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I don't know who won ;but rubio sure lost what a punk.

:: ron February 8, 2016 03:16 AM

Friday, February 5, 2016

Friday War Porn: ISIS Truck Bed Edition (04:37PM)

Bet he won't call dibs to ride in the truck bed again!

(Hat Tip: Weasel Zippers)

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Those guys were driving like their asses were on fire. Oh, wait, they were!

:: Gork February 6, 2016 09:15 AM

While watching this I was thinking, why can't this be footage of the Mexican border???

:: free` February 6, 2016 12:45 PM


:: HIDA SALAMI AL MOHAMMAD February 6, 2016 02:13 PM

Of all the lousy days for my stunt-double to call in sick!

:: The Dukes of Hamid February 6, 2016 10:29 PM

Sometimes it's better to jump off,
take yer broken bones and limp back to town.
That was one of those times.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder February 7, 2016 08:40 PM

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Somali Jet Suicide Bombing Works Perfectly
Or 100% Proof Allah Hates al-Shabaab

So perfectly in fact that it must be the will of Allah that only the terrorist died and every other person on board survived.

A wheelchair bound suicide bomber may have been responsible for the explosion which tore a hole in the side of a jet in Somalia, investigators have said.

They said the suspected terrorist, thought to be part of the Al-Shabaab Islamist group, may have faked a disability to bypass security checks at Mogadishu airport.

The suspected bomber is also thought to be the man who was sucked out of the plane after blowing a hole in the fuselage, shortly after the plane filled with more than 70 passengers took off from the Somali capital.

The man who fell from the plane has been named by local officials as Abdullahi Abdisalam Borleh, 55, from Somaliland, but they did not confirm if he was the suicide bomber.

So who's side ya think Allah is on? It appears not al-Shabaab's side at all.

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Wonder if he was a glass half-full or wheelchair half-empty type of guy?

:: Are We sure he's Dead? February 4, 2016 10:51 PM

This remind me of cartoon I watch this morning...Maybe Mohammad E Coyote get bomb from Acme company?

:: KIM February 5, 2016 07:02 AM

Bad jihadi. No virgins in paradise for ewe.

:: dc February 5, 2016 10:33 AM

And yesterday morning they were blaming/claiming an Oxygen bottle exploded.

:: Phil February 5, 2016 11:33 AM

Did not read embossed bomb that stated, FACE TOWARDS ENEMY

:: obsidian February 10, 2016 08:49 AM

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