Thursday, April 23, 2015


Fat Bastard Adam Gadahn Killed in US Drone Strike (09:04AM)

You all remember Adam.

Al-Qaeda leader Ahmed Farouq, who was an American citizen, was also killed in the operation that killed the two innocent hostages.

Adam Gadahn, another American who joined al-Qaeda, was also killed by U.S. forces in the region, "likely in a separate" counterterrorism operation, Earnest said in the statement.

American officials at the time had "no reason to believe either hostage was present" when the raid was launched on a compound in the Afghanistan-Pakistan border region.

One of the hostages killed in the operation was Warren Weinstein, an American held hostage by al Qaeda since 2011. The other hostage, Giovanni Lo Porto, was Italian and had been held by al-Qaeda since 2012.

Our thoughts go out to the families of the innocent hostages.

We last saw Adam in an al-Qaeda propaganda video in November 2014.

Irrelevant Fat Bastard Adam Gadahn Goes Full Retard

But if Adam Gadhan is dead, this is the time at Jawa Report when we dance.

He's dead Jim!

More background on America's only indicted but not dead traitor here and here.

When it comes to the Cyber Jihad the damage Adam did was immeasurable, you might consider him the founder of the Online Jihad in English. He basically was as-Sahab Media in English. Good riddance.

f Osama bin Laden was the founding force behind Al Qaeda, then Adam Gadahn was perhaps its leading American voice.

“Because Gadahn was a spokesman and not an operational planner, his death will have little practical bearing on Al Qaeda’s terrorist operations,” said an assessment issued on Thursday by Stratfor, a geopolitical risk analysis company. “However, it is quite telling that As Sahab media has been uncharacteristically silent in 2015.”

:: Comments left behind ::

Allahu-Akbar!!! Death to America!! Death to the JOOOOOOOZ!!

Could someone remind me why we cheer when we get splodey-doped?  I always thought that was, like, a BAD thing.......

:: Islamofasicst nutcase April 23, 2015 09:18 AM

Greetings:

Just saw the video of what we have for a President these days doing his version of a "mea culpa". There's something about that man saying he takes "responsibility" for the operation that I find almost unbearable to watch. This 21st Century concept of responsibility that includes no consequence other than the unpleasantness of having to announce bad news publicly doesn't come anywhere close to convincing my Catholic school mentality that there is any depth at all to his demonstrated emotional state.

And then, as if to put a cherry on top of a sundae, he has the nerve to say that he is making this insincere announcement because of his personal commitment to his administration's transparency. Lie after lie flow from this man like water off a duck's ass.

:: 11B40 April 23, 2015 10:10 AM

If the White House says Gadahn is dead, then it's true. They wouldn't announce it if they weren't sure Gadahn would appear in a video bragging about still being alive. Good riddance to the traitor. Hopefully Zawahiri and Jihadi John will be next. I suspect Zawahiri is not in the tribal areas due to the area being filled with drones.

My thoughts go out to Weinstein and Lo Porto's families. Zawahiri will have a field day soon in regards to talking about their deaths.

:: Martin April 23, 2015 10:31 AM

Also, I could use some cow bell.

:: Martin April 23, 2015 10:32 AM

Im sad. First Omar, now Adam. Which turncoats are left to make fun of?

:: Craig April 23, 2015 10:34 AM

@ Craig: Ahem.

:: Emerson Begolly April 23, 2015 11:23 AM

#4, try Ace.

:: Kafiroon April 23, 2015 11:39 AM

Also, one way to reduce the Caliwierd problem.
And. good bye fat bastard.

:: Kafiroon April 23, 2015 11:45 AM

Adam is sweating off the fat in Hell!

:: The Man from Athens April 23, 2015 11:48 AM

More lies.  But if true, now find his parents and let them have a family reunion in hell with their spawn.

:: Jack April 23, 2015 12:02 PM

I would take this news as a pinch of salt, unless Al Qaeda produce a video of Gadahn's dead body or the US Services went into Waziristan and took his body after the drone attack and show it on TV or the internet.

:: Birbal Dhar April 23, 2015 01:27 PM

I did see a report of an American killed in Pakistan with two women apparently his wives, the description resembled Gadhan but no ID was given other than "American"

So I think this is the confirmation we're looking for.

:: Tony Montana Political Refugee From Cuba April 23, 2015 01:28 PM

damn, forgot where I put my parachute pants

:: Rex Mundi April 23, 2015 01:41 PM

The White House confirmed his death. That's enough proof.

:: Martin April 23, 2015 02:01 PM

This apparently happened back in January, but we were not informed then 'cause the O-admin is kinda embarrassed when they actually kill our enemies.  When it was reported on the radio news this morning (FOX) it was a story about how we irresponsibly killed some hostages in a botched raid.  Well we can still execute Bergdahl and a few other traitors, i suppose.

Not all of them. I had a nice conversation with a cute traitor babe this morning.  No missiles for Medea. 
http://tiny.cc/dc8dxx


:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder April 23, 2015 02:40 PM

*wakes up* Holy Schnikes!!  What the H*LL happened?  Where am I?

Oooooh.  Are those goats and little boys?

I made it!! I MADE IT TO JANNAH!!!!

Thanks, 0Bama!

:: Adam Gadahn April 23, 2015 03:18 PM

Wednesday, April 22, 2015


The Real Reason Behind Mediterranean Refugee Crisis Islamic Terrorism (03:15PM)

People just aren't just drowning in the Mediterranean Sea because they are "Most Africans" I'm looking at you NPR.

Its the Systematic elimination of Christians. Not to mention any Muslim who refuses to join the terrorists who are seeking to escape on a mass exodus from ISIS terror.

Grymay Tesfamical lifts his shirt to show a scar on his back, the mark of the bullet he dodged.

The 18-year-old former student said he was traveling with a group of fellow Eritreans on two buses when they were intercepted by 10 armed ISIS fighters, just south of Tripoli.

"Two buses were surrounded and they were looking for Christians and Muslims. They put Muslims here and Christians over there. That was Da'esh in Libya," Tesfamical said.

He said the ISIS fighters beheaded 20 people at the side of the road; he ran away, feeling the sting of a bullet as it grazed his back.

"In Libya it was very very dangerous. If you have this," he said, clasping the crucifix around his neck, "it means this," gesturing to suggest a knife slicing his throat.


:: Comments left behind ::

Now you know how the Holocaust was covered up. These damned incompetent, lying, evil creeps who call themselves "journalists" are leaving out crucial details because it doesn't fit their narrative.

I'm certain that deep in Hell, next to the dictators, their murderous henchmen, and the apologists who could have stopped things, there will be a special section for people who call themselves "journalists" and "reporters" who didn't have the guts to tell the actual story as it happened.

:: Gork April 22, 2015 05:08 PM

Fuck a bunch of NPR,,,,,I hate that organization.

:: capner April 22, 2015 06:24 PM

ISIS scum need to die. All of them need to die.

:: irish19 April 22, 2015 10:56 PM

But...but. or media says the moslimes are all peaceful and Jews and Christians are the h8ters! 

:: Kafiroon April 23, 2015 01:24 AM

And the corollary to what Gork says, now we know how the sensible minority of Germans felt in 1935. 

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder April 23, 2015 07:42 AM

I'm sorry to have said this, your Holy god-king 0Bola reminded me I deserved this because Crusades.

:: Grymay Tesfamical April 23, 2015 09:16 AM

Please write your congressmen and ask that refugee quotas for persecuted African christians to be abolished so that they can all come here and be safe. Perhaps some of the posters here may sponsor an African christian to come here or in Canada to live

:: righter April 23, 2015 09:37 AM

@righter.

Sure I saw a proposal today to take 17k per year into the US.

8k to Canada 15k to UK for five years to absorb up to 1,000,000 total.

But what if we fixed so they can live, "free from fear" as one refugee put it, in their homeland?

Rather than just absorb the overflow from the evil fight the evil itself.

:: Tony Montana Political Refugee From Cuba April 23, 2015 09:54 AM

@righter.

Sure I saw a proposal today to take 17k per year into the US.

8k to Canada 15k to UK for five years to absorb up to 1,000,000 total.

But what if we fixed so they can live, "free from fear" as one refugee put it, in their homeland?

Rather than just absorb the overflow from the evil fight the evil itself.

:: Tony Montana Political Refugee From Cuba April 23, 2015 09:54 AM

LMAO, righter, Tony just shut you down!

:: Barry April 24, 2015 12:30 AM


This Can't Stand! (12:54PM)

It is said that Han vs Greedo would be restored to its proper sequence in the HD digital release of Star Wars A New Hope.

here's a rumor going around that when Star Wars is released on digital format tomorrow it will restore a key scene. Badass Digest reports that Star Wars will have Han shooting first.

In 1977's Star Wars, audiences were introduced to Han Solo in a badass way. He is confronted by Greedo, a bounty hunter, in Mos Eisley cantina. Greedo wants to collect the bounty on Han, which was set by Jabba the Hutt. As the scene plays out we see Han very slyly reach for his gun and in a casual manner fires it, killing Greedo.

Then Lucas decided to alter the scene for the 1997 Special Edition re-release. Instead of having Han fire first, he had Greedo take a shot a Han. This destroyed a key component of Han's character development. We ended up with a generic self-defense scene.

So awesome that someone cares more about the story than toys and the kiddies!

No Wait!


Blasphemy!


Han Shoots First alternate
Because Fox doesn't know WTF fair use is
Also FOX no longer has a claim they sold out to Disney

Hat Tip: B'emet Or.

Updated: 04/22/15... As a kid I not only saw star wars. I had the Album and also the book. I hate to say the book has long ago been lost but thanks to the wonder that is Google we can now see the Han vs. Greedo encounter in its entire context. (also good if you want to read about Luke goofing off at the power station with his no good friends but I digress).

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So you see Greedo had a gun on Solo and threatened him three times, also Solo didn't reply "I'll bet you have." to Greedo's "I've waited for this for a long time".

He replied, "I think you're right." to Greedo's ,"...for the last time."

Regardless HAN SHOOTS FIRST!

:: Comments left behind ::

I have the original Laser Disc of Star Wars Episode 4. I copied it to DVD for my college age daughter and her friends that had never seen the original before Lucas effed it up. They were pleasantly surprised to see that Han was a badass and not some sniveling, mama's boy.

:: nadadhimmi April 9, 2015 04:02 PM

And like all Lucas's early Star Wars video, the picture quality is unadulterated shit. Good sound though.

:: nadadhimmi April 9, 2015 04:18 PM

For whatever reason, Lucas will go to his grave damned determined to piss off the very first core group of Star Wars fans because they voiced their discontent with his stupid-ass changes and creating a moronic duck-billed, long eared piece of crap character!

:: Spartan April 9, 2015 06:34 PM

According to the bartender's 911 call, the White-Hispanic Solo started the whole thing.

:: Captain Harlock April 9, 2015 06:45 PM

I've never understood the problem with the original version. Greedo has Han at gun-point and doesn't realize/isn't smart enough to recognize that Han is both armed and has his gun hand hidden. The line "That's the idea" shows Greedo's intent so Han's firing first seems entirely warranted and justified. Why wuss it up in the first place?

:: Bill M April 9, 2015 07:05 PM

As soon as I was able, I got the DVD's with Han Solo shooting first and
the original ET with the guys with guns searching the woods, not
friggin' handy talkies! Fuck creeping political correctness!


:: Leonard Jones April 10, 2015 09:00 AM

Hell, in the future the scene will show Han unarmed and pointing out a no gun zone sign making Greedo slink off in disgust.

:: obsidian April 10, 2015 10:56 AM

In the next ultra-special, gold edition, 50th anniversary special director's cut Han will be with his hands up, his back towards Greedo, saying "hands up, don't shoot" and Greedo will die when his own blaster backfires.

:: Arawak April 10, 2015 04:20 PM

PC crap out of hollywood ... what a suprise.


Bounty hunter for the Empire ... Lucas cant even trust the viewer to understand that.

:: zingerone April 11, 2015 09:11 AM


I'm Afraid You'll Have to Sell Your Speeder (12:39PM)

Luke let his gaze rove over the landspeeder...

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It's all right, I don't think I'll need it again.

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Luke's speeder was a Rambler.

:: obsidian April 22, 2015 01:30 PM

Lancia Beta Coupe.

Obviously the wheels have rusted off.

:: STV April 22, 2015 04:03 PM


Kill Him (12:20PM)

Kill him now.


He's too dangerous to be left alive.

:: Comments left behind ::

After the needle take that finger and shove it up his ass.

:: obsidian April 22, 2015 01:31 PM

Can we then execute the neo-con artists who committed treason lying about nuclear weapons in iraq that cost over 4,000 american lives?

:: captain*arizona April 22, 2015 02:49 PM

Come closer, captain.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder April 22, 2015 03:53 PM

To Darth Odie's "murdered an innocent woman. Big jihadi man" I'd add: murdered an innocent child, big Jihadi Man.

Truth is, he ran over his own brother trying to get away from the police. Then, his lawyer tries to blame the whole jihad on the dead brother. Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is self-serving rat. To hell with needles, feed him D-Con.

:: Kalifornia Kafir April 22, 2015 10:03 PM

K Kafir. Save the D_Con for the sewer rats in New York City. 3 thing's, Rope, Jihadi, Tree branch. Some assembly required. 

:: Darth Tanis April 23, 2015 01:19 AM

The govt. and PCrapers will keep this waste of air alive and on appeal until most of us are dead.

:: Kafiroon April 23, 2015 01:31 AM

Take a rope soak it in pig's blood and hang him from a tree in view of all the other jihadi wanna be's. Make sure they know when their time comes they will be hung with the same rope. He is not worth the price of a bullet. KILL ALL TERRORISTS!!!

:: JusCruzn April 23, 2015 08:43 AM


Sandcrawler PSA: Can We Panic Now? (12:12PM)

Yes we can!

(CNN)We're at the edge of climate catastrophe!

If we warm the world another 2 degrees Celsius, experts say we risk super droughts, extinctions and worse.

Bring it on!

I'd prefer a strait fight for survival than all this sneaking around.

Anyway Jawa Report advises Panic Condition Green!

Stock up on food, ammo, survival equipment and Scoobie Snacks now.

The First Annual Jawa Pastey White Guy Looting Spree is postponed until the cable goes out.

That is all.

:: Comments left behind ::

My favorite part of the story is when says man made climate change is an established, undeniable fact, and can be recreated with simple chemistry in a classroom.

Apparently this dipshit never heard of the famed "Hockey Stick"?

:: Yalaaaaaaaaaaaa April 22, 2015 02:53 PM

Vader: Pay attention, Princess.  I'mma deploy the full power of this here death star against yer home planet now, innit?

Leia: You horrible fiend, there are seven billion innocent people on that world and you... what are you doing?

Vader: Ha ha ha!  I done raised the CO2 in your atmosphere by 0.002 percent!  Prepare to drown in melted ice caps!

Leia:  Uhm, okay.  I supose we could consider your demands.  Maybe after lunch.  I can't believe i didn't look more closely at those plans we stole.

Vader: Try the Kobe beef!  You have only twenty years to turn your means of production over to this here Empire afore your people burn up.  Or freeze.  One of those.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder April 22, 2015 03:51 PM

I will make you this firm promise.  If we don't fix the climate change problem RIGHT NOW, then everyone reading this will be dead within a hundred years.  That's a promise.

:: Kevin April 22, 2015 06:18 PM

Pasty? Sheet.  I live in Florida and can pass for medium brown Hispanic until I speak.

:: Kafiroon April 23, 2015 01:36 AM

Can I get a HARP loan so I add an ammo storage bunker?

:: 63Busman April 23, 2015 07:55 AM


Report Caliph Ibrahim Has a Very Bad Day (10:08AM)

There will be wars and rumors of wars.

The leader of Islamic State, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, has been seriously wounded in an air strike in western Iraq, sources have told the Guardian.

A source in Iraq with connections to the terror group revealed that Baghdadi suffered serious injuries during an attack by the US-led coalition in March. The source said Baghdadi’s wounds were at first life-threatening, but he has since made a slow recovery. He has not, however, resumed day-to-day control of the organisation.

Baghdadi’s wounding led to urgent meetings of Isis leaders, who initially believed he would die and made plans to name a new leader.


:: Comments left behind ::

ISIS spiritual doctrine says that Jesus will return and lead them on to victory. It's like everybody loves Jesus and wants him on their side in war

:: righter April 22, 2015 10:49 AM


Zombie Saddam Rules ISIS (10:01AM)

Iran claims the Kurds have kill former Baathist general Khaled Faisal in Kirkuk.

Iraqi volunteer forces said Khaled Faisal, who “was a former General in the National Intelligence Service under the regime of Saddam Hussein,” was killed in an operation by the Iraqi volunteer forces south of the northern Iraqi city of Kirkuk, English-language online newspaper Iraqi News reported.

Faisal acted as a self-proclaimed military commander of the Takfiri ISIL group in the area of al-Bashir in the city, the forces added.

Faisal’s son, identified as Hamaza, was also killed in the operation.

Iraqi forces earlier killed Izzat Ibrahim al-Douri, the former commander of the so-called Army of the Men of the Naqshbandi Order under Hussein, during a preemptive operation in the eastern part of Iraqi city of Tikrit.

Meanwhile Spiegel reports that documents captured in Syria show ISIS was founded by former Saddam intelligence officer Samir Abd Muhammad al-Khlifawi in 2012.
shot and killed him after a brief firefight in the town of Tal Rifaat on a January morning in 2014 knew the true identity of the tall man in his late fifties. They were unaware that they had killed the strategic head of the group calling itself "Islamic State" (IS). The fact that this could have happened at all was the result of a rare but fatal miscalculation by the brilliant planner. The local rebels placed the body into a refrigerator, in which they intended to bury him. Only later, when they realized how important the man was, did they lift his body out again.
Samir Abd Muhammad al-Khlifawi was the real name of the Iraqi, whose bony features were softened by a white beard. But no one knew him by that name. Even his best-known pseudonym, Haji Bakr, wasn't widely known. But that was precisely part of the plan. The former colonel in the intelligence service of Saddam Hussein's air defense force had been secretly pulling the strings at IS for years. Former members of the group had repeatedly mentioned him as one of its leading figures. Still, it was never clear what exactly his role was.

But when the architect of the Islamic State died, he left something behind that he had intended to keep strictly confidential: the blueprint for this state. It is a folder full of handwritten organizational charts, lists and schedules, which describe how a country can be gradually subjugated. SPIEGEL has gained exclusive access to the 31 pages, some consisting of several pages pasted together. They reveal a multilayered composition and directives for action, some already tested and others newly devised for the anarchical situation in Syria's rebel-held territories. In a sense, the documents are the source code of the most successful terrorist army in recent history.

The current; Caliph Abu Bakr al-Bahgdadi was chosen to all an Islamic flavor to the already openly Islamist Ansar al-Sunnah brand merging it with Taweed and Jihad and taking the brand name of AQI or Islamic State of Iraq to broaden its appeal.

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"documents captured in Syria show ISIS was founded by former Saddam intelligence officer Samir Abd Muhammad al-Khlifawi in 2012."

Lies!! LIEEEEEEEEEEEESS!!  ISIS was founded in 2003 by the Zionist-Rethuglican Cabal, which is chaired by Darth Cheney and funded by the KOCH BROTHERS and the Christianist BOOOOOOOOOOSH!

At least, that's what Rosie O'Donnell told me........

:: LWNJ April 22, 2015 10:20 AM


Bad Gun Control Thwarts Jihadi (09:43AM)

An Algerian Youth's bid to make it big in the word of Jihad went awry when after or while murdering his first victim Allah saw fit to cause him to shoot himself in the leg.

An Islamic extremist with an arsenal of loaded guns was only prevented from opening fire on churchgoers because he accidentally shot himself in the leg, French officials said Wednesday.

The 24-year-old computer science student, who was also suspected in the death of a young woman whose body was found on Sunday just ahead of his arrest, had been flagged as a risk last year and earlier this year for intent to travel to Syria but there had been no specific reason to open a judicial investigation, Interior Minister Bernard Cazeneuve said Wednesday.

Then to add insult to injury he called an ambulance. Rather than killing the first responders like a good Jihadi he asked that they save his life.
he apparently shot himself by accident and called for an ambulance. He was waiting outside for first aid when police arrived at the scene. They discovered a blood trail leading to his car, which contained loaded guns and notes about potential targets.

"Documents were also found and they prove, without any ambiguity, that the individual was preparing an imminent attack, in all probability, against one or two churches," Cazeneuve said.

In the man's apartment, in southeastern Paris, more weapons were found as well as Islamic extremist material, the official said. There was no immediate evidence that the suspect had direct ties to any organized groups, the official said.

Aurelie Chatelain, a 32-year-old Frenchwoman visiting Paris for a training session for her work, was found shot to death on Sunday morning in her car. The security official said Chatelain appeared to have been killed at random and ballistics evidence linked her death to the suspect.

Strait to hail! Allah don't respect no fail.

Our thoughts go out to the innocent woman murdered by this Asian Youth...... If they French brought out the guillotine for him it would be even better.

:: Comments left behind ::

Greetings:

24 years (vingt-quatre ans) is a whole lot of youth where I come from.

:: 11B40 April 22, 2015 10:08 AM

This could've-been Holy Shahid obviously forgot to read page #32 of the "Welcome to Jihad!" Manual, which specifically says that Western medical care is Haram.

Well, that, and the "Don't Shoot Yourself" section of his "Using the AK-47 for fun and profit" literature.

:: Islamofascist Nutjob #2 April 22, 2015 10:25 AM

Tuesday, April 21, 2015


Nooooooo Vinnie! Noooooo! (07:24AM)

Not the Star Wars Spaceship Copter Guy....


:: Comments left behind ::

So, whats the point of the video?  First I muted the sound, then I fast forwarded the video, then ended it.   What a waste of 30 seconds.

:: capner April 21, 2015 11:37 AM

Nice flying through the vineyard.
Like Capner, i do not see what Howie sees.
Well at least we didn't get the Rick Roll.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder April 21, 2015 02:52 PM

Your lack of faith is disturbing.

:: Tony Montana Political Refugee From Cuba April 22, 2015 07:17 AM

Monday, April 20, 2015


ISIS Terrorists Plug Anjem Choudary's Sharia4UK and CagedPrisoners.com in Sekrit Agent Manual (08:15AM)

The boys at #cybercaliphate have done it again with a slick new How to Be Super Sekrit Terrorist manual.

A guide for jihadists in the West issued by ISIS late last month urges followers to train with Nerf guns and watch Bourne films as part of their under-the-radar preparation for terrorist attacks.

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General TriCk's Battle Plan to Rule the World!
click for larger

"Many Muslims are putting alot of effort into showing the world that we are peaceful citizens, we're spending thousands of Euros to do Da'wah (invitation to Islam) campaigns to show how good we are in society, but we're miserably failing. The leaders of disbelief repeatedly lie in the media and say that we Muslims are all terrorists, while we denied it and wanted to be peaceful citizens," the manual, How to Survive in the West, says. "But they have cornered us and forced us into becoming radicalised, and that will be the cause of their defeat and be the cause for the conquest of Rome."

The people who own the media have had Europe and the Western world as their stronghold for over 1000 years, they do not want Islam to rise in their stronghold. They want to keep their authority, their adultery, wine and money and do not want to lose it. So they are doing a multibillion dollar media campaign to stop the Islamic State in the Middle East, and a multibillion dollar media campaign to stop the rise of real Islam in the West. All the major alcohol, gambling and haraam companies are funding this project because if Islam rises in the West, they will lose everything. It is a matter of life or death for both, only one will survive. Allah (God)'s last Messenger Muhammad (peace be on him) promised us we will win and finally take over Europe's capital - Rome, but only after we have taken Persia (Iran).

Bangs Yazidi slave girls behind Umm's back but tosses accusations of adultery? The hypocrites know not they say... but lets dispense with the scary terrorist narrative and get on with it.

ISIS needs Sekrit Muslime Agents in the west and offers advice on how Sekrit Agent Muslimes can disguise themselves from western intelligence. Advice such as fake mustaches, I. Shit. You. Not.

Disguise:

Secret Agents have to be masters of disguise. If they are a girl, they may do makeup in a style which makes them look totally different (i.e. to make their face look fatter or thinner). They may wear a different colored hair wig due to the necessity of the situation. They might put a prominent beauty spot or fake freckles on their face with a pen which makes them look totally different to who they really are. They will change their clothes style.

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They might wear non prescription glasses or sunglasses. Males might wear a fake moustache or fake beard (if they have a beard they might shorten it or remove it fully). Wearing contact lenses of a different color will also work.

What are they trying to get into a gay bar?

There is quite a bit of information inciting lone wolf attacks via IED and also how to flee to Islamic State. Using one of Anjem Choudary's followers as an example.

If someone's passport has been confiscated by the authorities, then the person might try to escape the country secretly through other means. He may leave the country by bus to another neighboring country and then find a way to escape/smuggle himself to a safer land. Abu Rumaysah who was part of Shariah4UK did this in late 2013 - he escaped from the UK to France by bus (even though his passport was confiscated, there were fewer checks in buses). From France, he found Muslim contacts who smuggled him to Sanliurfa (in Turkey) and from there into Syria's border (called: Tal Abyad (Akcacale)). From there he was smuggled into Syria's city of al-Raqqah (the capital of the Islamic State).
Note of interest, now Anjem has instructions on how to overcome his lack of a passport! May he seek his Martyrdom in IS post haste! Unless you know, Anjem is FOS.

The document also describes the persecution a Sekrit Agent Muslime can expect to suffer for the sake of Allah.

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Its almost as if the entire manual was written by um yeah.

Pretty funny, except this is the result of #cybercaliphate's activities.


Update: And this too.

(NYT)..on Monday, federal officials, announcing their biggest Islamic State recruitment case to date, said there was, in fact, no recruiting mastermind. Instead, for the six men arrested, there was just the camaraderie of sharing an illicit ideology, plus advice and inspiration by phone and Internet from one of their friends, a young Minneapolis man who joined the Islamic State last year.

Arrested in Minneapolis were Zacharia Yusuf Abdurahman, 19; Adnan Farah, 19; Hanad Mustafe Musse, 19; and Guled Ali Omar, 20. The two men arrested in San Diego were identified as Abdirahman Yasin Daud, 21, and Mohamed Abdihamid Farah, 21, Adnan Farah’s brother. All were charged with conspiring to provide material support to a designated terrorist organization.

Update: Well Anjem, you have the instructions?



:: Comments left behind ::

Typo on that map.  The continent 'Europe' is mislabled jawa.mu.nu.  Just fyi.

:: Kevin April 20, 2015 10:54 AM

It must be very frustrating for them to see that in the USA so many christians are killed by other christians and so few christians are killed by muslims

:: righter April 20, 2015 11:44 AM

*fans face briskly with handfan, wipes sweat from forehead*

Is it, like, 100 degrees Fahrenheit in here, or is it just me........

:: Emerson Begolly April 20, 2015 04:24 PM

I really hope they take that bus ride from Syria to the U.S. :D

:: Barry April 20, 2015 04:59 PM

Good God. Don't let them watch MacGyver or we are doomed for certain!

:: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale April 20, 2015 06:41 PM

cageprisioners.com is a loaded group of terrorist and/or supporters.  ummah.com forum used to have a lot of members on there.

:: Bubbe April 20, 2015 07:26 PM

I'm gonna wear a Supur Sekrit  kippa with attached long peyas.
Then the "death to America" jihadis react, I can shoot them.

:: Kafiroon April 21, 2015 02:32 AM

Look for Kate Hopkins video.
Wants gun ships to stop them.

:: Phil April 21, 2015 09:02 AM

Are Kate Hopkins' auto-cannon 20mm or 30mm?  Askin' for a friend........

:: Mickey Shwarma April 21, 2015 09:07 AM

Friday, April 17, 2015


School Lunch Optical Illusion (07:37PM)

Believe it or not, both these images are of the same meal. But through manipulated lighting and a vast right-wing conspiracy, the image on the left makes the meal appear much less appealing than the actual Michelle Obama approved meal on the right.

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The illusion illustrates how lighting and political spin can fool your mind into seeing things differently than they really are.


:: Comments left behind ::

Because Michelle Obama has a fat ass, all children must suffer.

:: wooga April 18, 2015 03:25 AM

I have some "nice" land in S. Fl. for sale...

:: Kafiroon April 18, 2015 08:47 AM

Yes we should definitely increase our school lunch expenditures
About 30 million kids get the free lunch let's give them one like on the right even if cist double and serve it on plates. Not trays
The kids deserve better

:: Righter April 18, 2015 08:50 AM

(L) Little School House.
(R) White House

:: Under Menu for 20 Alex April 18, 2015 12:46 PM

The one on the left ... at first glance, that looks like one of those giant snails and it's eggs.

:: Nate Lenz April 18, 2015 08:10 PM


@righter:

If you read the source article, it gives a picture of what Obama's children eat (and it doesn't look like vomit served with side of cat fillet).

I'll give the school credit, though, the fish does look like stuff I cook at home. The quantity is inadequate, however.

:: shadowofashade April 18, 2015 09:10 PM

When I was a kid, all we had was dirt to eat.... and we liked it. :)

:: Barry April 19, 2015 02:18 AM

NSLP Reimbursement Rates for the 2014-15 School Year:

Free: $2.98
Reduced Price: $2.58
Paid: $0.28
Schools certified as meeting the new nutrition standards receive an additional $.06 per lunch.
An additional $.02 per lunch is provided to schools in which 60 percent or more of the second preceding school year lunches were served free or reduced price.
Schools get an extra .06 cents if they follow Michelle's guidelines
about 1 dollar goes to actually buy the food fed to kids.
I didn't see the milk fruit or fresh produce that is supposed to be there

:: righter April 19, 2015 09:35 AM

I rather doubt it's about money, righter.
Dietary fanaticism is a religious calling for people who hate people, who think that beef farming is destroying the planet.  And since the goal of our current Executive branch is to leave this nation broken and destitute, spending a whole lot of borrowed money is a feature, not a bug.  Although what's on the tray has certain bug like characteristics.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder April 19, 2015 09:42 AM

What are you complaining about, Comrade? This is more than I fed MY prisoners, back in the day. Though not by much......

:: Joey Stalin April 19, 2015 09:57 AM

Kids have choices that meal served was one of them, the others included a chef's salad and a turkey sub
So who will write the Congress suggesting that maybe 1 dollar that the food actually cost is not good enough for the kids? Who thinks maybe 2 bucks is how much food should go into a poor kid's lunch?

:: righter April 19, 2015 10:07 AM

Remember to give the kids some salt to take to school to kill the slug before they eat it.

:: Arawak April 19, 2015 05:01 PM

Why would you ever expect the elites to send their kids to the refuse dumps that they've made of public schools?  Why would you ever expect them to have their kids treated the same as yours?  They are kings and queens, meant to rule.  Just ask them.  They're better than you .

:: MYak April 19, 2015 05:48 PM

The bright colors of the meal on the right can cause epileptic seizures in children so the food is processed with Gray Dye #4 to prevent this major health threat. Likewise stimulating flavors have been shown to be a distraction and cause resistance to the process of forming thought patterns.

:: fremtongz April 20, 2015 09:13 AM

Im sure it can be arranged for the obamas to eat such stuff shown as on the left (appropriate) in their prison for the rest of their lives -- if it is good enough for america's children, its more than good enough for criminals and traitors.

:: fremtongz April 20, 2015 09:18 AM


Hillary Clinton Prepares For Chipotle Visit (01:16PM)

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Cannot view this in Australia, sadness engulfs me......

:: John April 17, 2015 09:33 PM

Why shouldn't she eat at chipotle? The latino vote is going to make her president! 5,000,000 minority kids will have turned 18 voting age since 2012 when the latino vote self deported mitt romney. Now mexicans hate republicans as much as blacks do. Turn out the lights republicans the partys over!

:: captain*arizona April 18, 2015 04:12 AM

Capt. Out of touch:
What party? When? Where have you been? Or are smoking?

:: Kafiroon April 18, 2015 08:49 AM

love it!!
C-CS

:: C-CS April 18, 2015 12:47 PM

@3 The party will be hillary's inauguration party jan. 2017. By then dope smoking maybe legal in your state by that time so you can smoke your blues away!

:: captain*arizona April 18, 2015 03:44 PM

OH HELL NO!

:: DocEpador April 18, 2015 08:08 PM

She should have ordered the fish taco. Duh!

:: Live Free Or Die April 20, 2015 05:30 PM

#5:
You mistaken. That is no party. It's a Wake.

:: Kafiroon April 21, 2015 03:43 AM

Thursday, April 16, 2015


Some People Are Ugly, No Matter How Good They Look (09:42PM)

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ESPN reporter, Britt McHenry, was recorded berating a parking lot attendant:

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Wasn't a parking lot attendant. Was a towing lot attendant. Scum of the earth, and shitty journalism.

:: Hoos April 16, 2015 10:49 PM

I have no idea if she was illegally parked, but these towing companies are really scum. What many of them are doing is, or should be, illegal. Some charge you to get your car back even if you can prove they wrongfully towed it. They are often rude. The fact that the attendants comments are cropped from the video is suspicious. Britt McHenry may have been giving her what she deserved.

:: Bluegrass Pundit April 17, 2015 04:56 AM

I am taking Brit McHenrys side. That towing company has a bad reputation.

:: Captain Harlock April 17, 2015 05:39 AM

She could have handled herself better and not come across as such a bitch but I'm not joining the lynch mob and saying she should lose her job over this. So tired of that bullshit.

:: Nigel West Dickens April 17, 2015 08:59 AM

I'm ready to march the lynch-mob to get this beyotch exercisin' her "White Privilege"!

That is, unless she wants to discuss "reparations" with me.......heh, heh.

:: Al Sharpton April 17, 2015 09:10 AM

OK damnit. But at least hold my armadillo while I get the cash.

:: Brit April 17, 2015 09:16 AM

Greetings:

Alternatively, "one thing you can't hide, is when you're crippled inside."

:: 11B40 April 17, 2015 09:43 AM

Tow truck low life BS. The toothless skag probably had it coming. I stand with Britt.

:: Kuffar April 17, 2015 10:03 AM

"I have a degree".
Most likely in finger painting or advanced sock sorting.

:: *.* April 17, 2015 11:17 AM

What a scummy towing company. Security cams should be used for just that. Not to profit off customers who use the premises. How many of you think it is fair for businesses to use security video of their unsuspecting customers however they choose? what next? a celeb picking her nose? This is BS and the towing company should be ashamed!

:: Barry April 17, 2015 01:39 PM

No matter how good they look, somebody somewhere is tired of their sh*t.

:: Steve_in_CA April 17, 2015 01:56 PM

was she parked illegally? If so. SO WHAT. Is this in NY or NJ or Delaware or Maryland?? then get used to it. YOu choose it thru who you vote for. She knows the rules, she broke them that's the chance you take.

Now for her ugly remarks to a woman NOT IN HER line of work. let's talk. War ON Women. UGLY remarks. Ugly soul. Should she lose her job. I don't think so. I want people to see her and remember just how ugly the so called beautiful people can be. And then shut up about the equality of women coming out of the left.

:: Calypso Jones April 17, 2015 02:44 PM

ohhell yeah. white privilege. send her to sensitivity training as if it would do any good. I doubt she knows what sensitivity is.

:: Calypso Jones April 17, 2015 02:47 PM

It seems that she got suspended for a week. No problem dear, you can come down here to the real tropics to relax and hopefully get the nasty parts out of your soul, ready to rejoin your work next week. All you need to bring is your bikini for the beach.

:: Arawak April 17, 2015 07:37 PM

Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes right through to the bone.

:: The Realist of Qld April 17, 2015 09:08 PM

I'd hit that like Hank Aaron hitting a hanging curveball.

:: Jrr April 17, 2015 09:50 PM

Just a week before she had tweeted/facebooked to be kind to each other. take the high road. I love how the left, and you know she is, always likes to tell us how to behave but she is exempt.

:: Calypso Jones April 18, 2015 07:37 AM

She has a degree in JOURNALISM, and she's a bimbo talking head reporter.  She has an awfully high opinion of her intelligence.

:: exador April 18, 2015 09:00 AM

The local radio has the unexpurgated video, and they have been delighted to castigate this woman for mistreating a clerk. This is San Diego, which is only marginally less-dominated by Democrats than the rest of California.

It seems there are some issues on which Repubs and Democrats agree.

:: Valerie April 18, 2015 10:06 AM

She is far from being a natural beauty. It's all packaging: professional makeup, costuming, and hair styling.

:: 1389AD April 18, 2015 09:27 PM

no fan of towing companies nor the jerks that work for them.
Had the car been illegally towed she should have looked right into the camera and said her name, TV station, and that this is part of an investigation into illegal practices in the towing industry. Let them sweat.

She's a Prima Dona and she knows it.
She has let it go to her head and into her personality.
Nice yard. The inside of the house needs lots of work.

:: The Man from Athens April 19, 2015 09:53 PM

ESPN, NASCAR, NBA, NFL, MLB and the USA have all sucked for some time now. The common denominator is: Liberals run them all. Libs ruin everything they touch, then fundamentally transform it into shit.

:: nadadhimmi April 20, 2015 06:01 AM


Hi Chewy I'm Home! (01:48PM)

Hat Tip: WAPO.

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Ya think they'd of had a better shaver for Hans by now.

:: DocEpador April 16, 2015 02:04 PM

The teaser is lackluster. Not excited yet.

:: Captain Harlock April 16, 2015 06:57 PM

Han needs a wardrobe change and a shave. Chewie needs a bath, clip and dip.
I would have thought the Jawa's would have scrapped that old wrecked Star Destroyer by now!

:: obsidian April 17, 2015 08:51 AM

This is what I said at truth revolt - let us see if freedom of speech is still in effect somewhere in the blogosphere. I had been banned, last year, at another conservative site for saying a less offensive comment.

"Disney, I am not happy about you accepting and promoting homosexuality
in any thing that you do. Nevertheless, I am really very excited about
the new Star Wars movie but if you put a gay person into this movie you
can can take your proverbial light saber to your dark side".

:: pigletu93 April 17, 2015 06:16 PM

I am quite certain that this will be another step down from the originals...>I also know that...oh just shut up and take my money!!

:: Frustrated Teacher April 17, 2015 08:34 PM

Am I to assume that Lando is now dead and that Token from South Park has now grown up and taken his place as the lone black guy in the galaxy?

:: President Rome April 18, 2015 11:33 AM


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