Friday, July 31, 2015


Everything You Need to Know About Cecil the Lion's Death Expressed Perfectly in One Graphic (11:04AM)

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Thanks to Bert.

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Wednesday, July 29, 2015


"Canteen Boy" and the Super Gays (02:12PM)

**Bumped .... because .... I can**

Hello people, my name is Rusty Shackleford and I blog here occasionally.

So the Boy Scouts of America has decided that it's okay for gay men to go camping with your supple and lithe 15 year old sons. What could possibly go wrong?

As a long time supporter of the Boy Scouts I'm a bit confused by the reasoning. I think it goes something like: discrimination is bad, mmmkay, and gays should be treated like every one else.

Okay, sure, that's reasonable. Let's treat them like every one else.

But what you are asking is to treat them differently. In fact, you are asking us to believe a lie.

There are many kinds of lies out there. One of those lies is that gay men are more prone to pedophilia then straight men. I know of no statistical or anecdotal evidence for this. It's a disgusting stereotype.

But there is strong evidence that many men, indeed perhaps most men, are attracted to people who may be much younger than them. I'm not talking about pedophilia here, just the normal -- and I do intentionally mean normal -- male attraction to youth.

This is an uncomfortable fact to most us. The fact that many men are attracted to people who are say, 16 or 17 years old, is very uncomfortable to think about. It becomes more uncomfortable for us the younger that gets. As we all know, some 14 year olds are fully developed. This isn't something we like to think about. It is something polite society almost never talks about.

As a father of both teenage girls and boys it makes me uncomfortable. I handle the discomfort with many guns and plenty of ammunition. I don't like to think about it. I don't like to talk about it.

But comfortable or not, these facts remain: that men have always been and will always be attracted to youth.

Which is why if Howie suggested that he take your teenage daughters camping you'd react the same way I would: by showing him your Remington 870 and politely showing him the door.

And it's not just because Howie is a perv. It's because Howie is a man.

Denying Howie his weekend with your daughters isn't an unstated accusation that he is worse than the average man, it is only an admission that he is no better than the average man.

And this is precisely the problem I have with gay Scout leaders.

You are asking me to believe that gay men are better than straight men. That gay men, as a group, have conquered the unfortunate yet natural attraction men have to teenagers. That gay men, as a group, are in fact supernatural. They, and they alone, have overcome male nature.

We do not allow grown men to take our teenage daughters camping even when we add the kinds of safeguards that the Boy Scouts have added in recent years in order to prevent abuse. Safeguards such as men and boys must sleep in separate tents, or that there must be at least two adults present with a Scout, etc, etc.

The fact remains that even with these safeguards it still would make me uncomfortable for an adult male to be camping with my teenage daughters in a supervisory capacity. I simply wouldn't allow it. Because men are fickle creatures. We are tempted. We are weak.

But not gay men, right? Gay men are so much better than the rest of us that they would not be tempted. Or, if tempted, they are not so weak as the rest of mankind. They can resist. They will not look upon your teenage boys with any amount of lust. They, and they alone, have overcome! Hallelujah, thank the Lord, they have overcome!

It's almost as if you believe them to be die Herrenrass, the Master Race.

And if that is the case, perhaps we should put them in charge of ... everything.

Having overcome the human condition, I'm sure they could easily solve all the world's ills. Just think, with these superior beings in charge hunger would be a thing of the past. War something we read about only in books.

Those who believe gay men have overcome the human condition are not asking the rest of us to accept gay Scoutmasters because they believe in equality.

They are asking us to accept gay Scoutmasters for the opposite reason: gays are not equal to straights, they are better than us.

Equality: I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Here's the Canteen Boy sketch. Sure, Canteen Boy is supposed to be "27 years old", but yeah, right, whatever. I actually think it's funny. Tragedy and comedy are kind of two sides to the same coin. And make no mistake, this is exactly what the BSA has voted for. Comedy gold when it's Alec Baldwin coming on to Adam Sandler. Tragic when he's coming on to your 16 year old son.

So long BSA, and thanks for all the fish!

UPDATE: For those of you who may be slow, or maybe you just never thought of the difference because, let's face it, polite society demands (demands!) that we don't think about unpleasant things (let alone two or three unpleasant things), I'm going to clarify a point some of the commenters don't seem to get.

Namely this: that some people use the word "molest" or "molestation" to describe all sorts of actions, but which really cover three separate bad things.

The first, is pedophelic child molestation. You know what that means. This is so unpleasant that even I, your host down this rabbit hole of perfidy, don't really want to describe it.

The second is statutory child molestation. This is when an legal adult makes unwanted advances, touching, etc. of a legal minor (eg, 21 year old perpetrator and 15 year old victim). I use the term statutory here because when the same thing happens to an adult victim we call it sexual assault and/or rape.

The third is statutory rape (or as Nancy Grace calls it, child molestation). This is when the sexual advances of an adult towards a teenager is consented to, even though one of the parties in the relationship is not legally allowed to consent.

All three of these things are morally wrong. But their degree or level of wrongness goes from worst case to very bad to bad in the order listed above.

Also, as I pointed out I think quite clearly, I expressly said that gays are no more likely to be sexual predators or perverts than straights. But, and this is kind of the whole point, they are no less likely either.

So, contemplate those points before you start typing something stupid.

As to the point about "I need statistics" well, I just don't know what to say with that. As a methodology, statistics just can't answer all questions of fact. As an epistemology it can never answer all questions of truth. There are several reasons for this, but first and foremost is simply lack of data.

But as more than a few scientists have won Nobel Prizes for thought experiments (eg, Einstein, Friedman) let me pose the following thought experiment to you:

You have a daughter. She goes to high school. The high school announces that the locker rooms and showers are going to be co-ed. But don't worry, they have a bunch of rules that make it impossible (impossible!) for inappropriate behavior.

School Board, meet my Remington 870.

Or, maybe you have a more enlightened reaction. You pull your kids from school.

Either way, you don't let it happen not only because you know rules cannot always be enforced (even well thought out, good rules). No, what really pisses you off is the notion of all those guys oggling your daughter.

It's. Just. Creepy.

And that might just be a social constructed thing. We learn that nudity is sexual or something. In Sweden they do it all the time. I don't think so, but whatever.

Even if it is something American society fostered upon us, so what? If we want to live in society, there are some social norms that cannot be broken. And there are social, and legal, consequences for violating some of those norms.

Also, some of those legal consequences are there to protect the violator of the norms as much as they are about protecting society.

You see, once the law no longer protects my children then it's up to me to do so.

And I have guns.

Laws protecting certain social norms are there to protect you from me just as much as they are to protect society.

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many gays have fought for their country in the military have you or are you just another chicken hawk? By the you chritian fundos why don't you tell the jews of israel what is going to happen to those jews who don't become chritian fundos

:: captain*arizona July 28, 2015 03:07 PM

It's time for your medicine son.

:: captain*arizona's mom July 28, 2015 03:14 PM

This will be the end of the boy scouts.

:: Valerie July 28, 2015 03:20 PM

LOLOLOLOLOL, I agree with everything captain*arizona said!

Tell me, captain*arizona, are you more into "bears" or "femmes"?

Askin' for a dude in our DC headquarters who'd like to date you!

:: DNC Spokestool July 28, 2015 04:09 PM

What makes you think gay men/women are all pedophile s?

They are not.

There are gay men, and there are sick kid rapests!

Just because I like to eat a woman's bush, does not mean I want to eat little girls that are under age!

:: Phil July 28, 2015 05:05 PM

gays want rights...ill give em rights-10% off on vaseline NOW GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE CLOSET

:: sound awake July 28, 2015 07:47 PM

I have been active in Scouting from when my son was 6 and in Cub Scouts through his 18th birthday. I was an assistant scoutmaster the entire time he was a Boy Scout till he aged out on his 18th birthday.
Scouting has always been about the scout, not anyone else, and certainly not about the Scoutmaster. This whole effort to allow gay scout leaders is about ending the Boy Scouts, nothing else.Countless young men have learned life lessons, been made into better men, and learned how to lead through scouting.
This decision is a mistake and it won't be long that Scouting becomes irrelevant. Just what is intended!!!

:: Bill Cook July 28, 2015 09:35 PM

A fourteen-year-old should have the good fortune of being molested by a woman, which is generally accepted and rarely prosecuted...it seems we have told our young men, choose education or scouting to determine your sexuality. Personally, I dropped out of senior year and hate the taste of male leadership while camping. Go Biden!

:: pete July 28, 2015 10:16 PM

Well, Camp Fire Girls went co-ed in 1975 and they've been inclusive for years, and I haven't read too many headlines about sexual predators. Maybe they have some secret formula? Or use Hillary and Bill's media management team?

BTW from my experience Camp Fire Girls are hot when you are 14.

:: DocEpador July 29, 2015 08:36 AM

I wouldn't let my son join the Boy Scouts or Cub Scouts back when the gays who ran it were in the closet.

:: obsidian July 29, 2015 10:07 AM

We shall sodomize your sons, emblems of your feeble masculinity, of your shallow dreams and vulgar lies. We shall seduce them in your schools, in your dormitories, in your gymnasiums, in your locker rooms, in your sports arenas, in your seminaries, in your youth groups, in your movie theater bathrooms, in your army bunkhouses, in your truck stops, in your all male clubs, in your houses of Congress, wherever men are with men together. Your sons shall become our minions and do our bidding. They will be recast in our image. They will come to crave and adore us.
-Michael Swift (Gay Manifesto-1987)

Try it, shitbag. I have guns too.

:: Rockerpeople July 29, 2015 11:51 AM

Fair is fair:
When will straight men be allowed as girl scout masters?

:: jb July 29, 2015 01:58 PM

Hey jb, how about straight women as girl scoutmasters?

:: DocEpador July 29, 2015 05:36 PM

luvin it DocEpador.
But shouldn't trans sexes have first dibs?

:: jb July 30, 2015 01:31 AM

I knew what you meant without the update. Wasn't hard to figure out.

All men have the same drives no matter what part of the qwerty you define yourself as.

:: Mr. Mxyzptlk July 30, 2015 07:39 AM

JB men have been allowed to be Girl Scout leaders for decades
Rusty would you allow any of your children to go on overnight school trips?
People project there own Devils onto others this of course was the reason for much of the history of gay bashing
What better way to show you aren't gay than by beating up on a gay
What better way to show you have no sexual attraction. To anyone male or female by showing how much you hate pedophiles
FBI stats show that sexual crimes against children are at historical lows but the fear and hysteria are at all time highs

:: Righter July 30, 2015 10:38 AM

Rusty of course is now almost 70 years old
I am just guessing but think his ice must be considerably younger

:: Righter July 30, 2015 10:41 AM

So, same time tonight, same dress, honey? I just LOVE it when you go all femme on me......hehehehehe.

:: Righter's boyfriend July 30, 2015 10:54 AM

how about the GSA, Girl Scouts of America?

So the GSA is going to allow men to go on overnight camp outs with Scouts unaccompanied by a woman leader?

Hey pull my finger...

:: Fewenuff July 30, 2015 08:18 PM


Dear: Chris Christe (01:15PM)

Right back at you Lardass!

fictional Christie administration, addressing the nation’s dope smokers and grass fiends directly.

“If you’re getting high in Colorado today, enjoy it,” said Christie at a town hall meeting in New Hampshire today, Bloomberg reports. “As of January 2017, I will enforce the federal laws.”

“If you want to change the marijuana laws, go ahead and change the national marijuana laws,” he added.

Of course, like any good conservative, Christie has previously advocated for states’ rights—an advocacy that apparently stops at actual conflicts between state and federal law.

Heh, fictional Christie administration.

Very fictional, and becoming more a fiction living in Governor Christe's imagination every day.

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Sharia law is "Bullshit!" To him. Google it. He is a cuckripublican.

:: Abrog8 July 29, 2015 06:59 PM

He appoint Muslims as judges

:: Abrog8 July 29, 2015 07:07 PM

I hate smelling pot every evening on every block as I go home from the afternoon job, and yet i am suddenly feeling very defensive about my State's rights.  And damn, if we have to here some progressive big government crap monkey over-ride the tenth amendment can't it be someone who isn't painful to look at?   There are plenty of pleasant, slim democrats that could run for President (talking 'bout you, Kirsten Gillibrand and Amy Klobuchar) so we don't need no fat New Jersey bastard democrat who wears his Republican identity like a cheap halloween mask.  

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder July 29, 2015 08:17 PM

Isn't he dead yet?

:: Doom July 30, 2015 01:49 AM

Christie has never been a conservative. What's his next target? Gun rights? Just look at his pathetic history in New Jersey. Personally, I think Hitler would be more electable.

:: Andy July 30, 2015 09:27 AM

How about he start by enforcing federal immigration laws in New Jersey-- some towns here are way over 50% illegals....deport them all now, cut the crime rate and the dole tremendously...

:: Urggg July 30, 2015 12:24 PM

Urggg,

Huh? The INVITE illegals so as to increase the crime rate and dole rate. They have no intention, Christie included, in changing that "dynamic". It's good for leftist political business... required actually. Just join in the fun or leave. (Yes, I left just such a place.)

:: Doom July 30, 2015 05:12 PM


Jawa Report Calls Habeas Corpus on Mullah Omar Again (Taliban Confirms He's Dead Jim!) (07:58AM)

Word is that Mullah Omar is dead Jim.

The Afghan government is investigating new reports that Taliban leader Mullah Omar has died, a spokesman said.

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The Taliban has yet to comment on the claim, which was made by top sources within the Afghan administration and intelligence agency.

The sources said the reclusive militant leader had died two to three years ago.

The Beeb caught up with our old friend Ahmedi and he says he's alive.
Taliban spokesman Qari Yousef Ahmadi, quoted by Sky News, said that Mullah Omar was "still alive and leading the movement".
But a second spokesman, Zabiullah Mujahid, told the BBC a statement would be made in the coming hours.
Some reports that he was droned or died of TB two years ago. Or was hit by a TB drone. I dunno, I just really want to start a rumor about TB drones.

Anyway the Taliban posted a supposed message from Mullah Omar on Eid but it contained no proof of life.

I mean he might be dead. But since the Taliban are all over Twitter why not just ask them. I mean all they have to do is present a video that proves Mullah Omar is alive.


We'll even give it 72 hours. After that Mullah Omar is dead. But the only reason that would matter would be to show what the Taliban Spokesmen an media wing are liars. The Taliban will still be there doing what Talibans do.

Update 07/30/2015 10:38 cdt: Taliban confirms he's dead Jim!


https://twitter.com/ZabihullaM

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Greetings:

I heard Mullah Omar was keeping an eye out for infidels.

:: 11B40 July 29, 2015 10:13 AM

Droned while in a burka doing a goat and a a piglet.

Glasses is next.

:: Cecil July 29, 2015 03:38 PM

He sucked a poisoned dick and died.

:: faboutlaws July 30, 2015 08:53 AM

Hell yeah! He died painfully of a disease. Not a drone but good enough for me. Zawahiri, Jihadi John and Qassim Raimi are next.

:: John July 30, 2015 12:30 PM

Tuesday, July 28, 2015


Holy Dumbass Batman! (03:32PM)

Another Muslim arrested in home grown terror plot. His fave things, blowing up infidels and strippers. But remember the 9/11 hijackers got drunk in a strip bar before yelling Allahu Ackbar and murdering 3000 people.

The US Department of Justice said that Harlem Suarez has been charged with attempting to use a WMD in a planned attack.

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According to the prosecutors the 23-year-old, of Key West, Florida, was motivated by ISIS.

Prosecutors say he is the "self-professed adherent" of the terror group.

Suarez, also known as Almlak Benitez, told a confidential source he planned to make a "timer bomb" in a backpack - concealing nails and detonable via mobile phone.

Suarez reportedly intended to bury the device at a public beach in Key West and then detonate it.

He came to the attention of the FBI in April because of his extremist rhetoric and posting the ISIS flag on Facebook.

According to Heavy his facebook is still up.

You can be "his pal too"

Such a big Batman there, having to pay for sex. LOL. Anyway be sure to send him feedback that he can read in 15 to 20 years.

Moving on....

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What did you all want?

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To me, fat ass's is turn-off.
But to each their own.

:: Phil July 28, 2015 04:58 PM

A command detonated "timer bomb" full of nails but buried?
I am grateful to have such damn stupid enemies so far.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder July 28, 2015 08:33 PM

Suarez? Legal or illegal?

:: Kalifornia Kafir July 28, 2015 10:11 PM

SSGB 2:
I thought the same thing. Buried??? In SAND??? Chances are the sand would stop the majority of the projectiles, and only someone directly on top of the bomb would get hurt.

:: Paladin July 29, 2015 08:54 AM

That sure looks like a fat Arab ass. Could be Mexican, too. I remember being on a short commuter flight that landed to pick up more passengers. A huge number of members of a woman's black church group boarded and the flight was delayed while the airline frantically rounded up 17 seat belt extenders. I was amazed we were able to get off the ground. Fat is ugly. And if you don't think so, try having one of them sit on your face.

:: faboutlaws July 29, 2015 10:04 AM


And So it Begins (10:22AM)

Politics, its dirty.

The Other McCain: So I’ve never been a fan of Trump-as-politician, but what the Daily Beast has done is as distasteful as a protective tariff: Resurrected a two-decade-old claim by Trump’s ex-wife Ivana that he “raped” her in 1989. This claim was made in their divorce and published in a 1993 book.

So what? When a rich man’s wife divorces him, she always accuses him of awful things. It’s a shakedown: “Give me the money I want or I’ll drag your name through the mud and make an ugly spectacle of it.”

Who knows if it’s true? And who cares? Ivana got her money and Trump moved on with his life. It’s over. Ancient history.

Ivana released a statement in response to the story.
Update 7/28/15 9:50 AM: Ivana Trump released a statement Tuesday morning to CNN.

"I have recently read some comments attributed to me from nearly 30 years ago at a time of very high tension during my divorce from Donald. The story is totally without merit. Donald and I are the best of friends and together have raised three children that we love and are very proud of. I have nothing but fondness for Donald and wish him the best of luck on his campaign. Incidentally, I think he would make an incredible president."

Another plus for Mr. Trump would be that if he appointed their daughter Ivanka to a top cabinet position.

I mean she'd be smarter than half of DC put together. Not to mention.....

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A damn sight more productive than our last female Secretary of State John Kerry.

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You must choose.

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Can you say "Trademark infringed"? I knew you could!

:: That guy who always says "And so it begins..." July 28, 2015 01:57 PM

Tits does not mean brains!
Nor does it mean what
Party you're with.
Fat blond with fake tits??

:: Phil July 28, 2015 04:30 PM

The question arises, "Why did you vote for McCain?"
The Answer, "there was no one else who wasn't a RINO as well or a democrat."
Hell, it was McCain or just not vote at all.

:: obsidian July 29, 2015 10:09 AM


Anjem Choudary Advocates Throwing Himself From a Very High Place (08:10AM)

Anjem's Youtube channel is not all that popular but the most popular of his videos lately is the one where he endorses Islamic State's practice of throwing Homosexuals off buildings.

Why the last time IS released such a video Anjem fapped to it for a fortnight.

Here Anjem gives his excuses for being a pussy. After all his pal Abu Rahin Aziz made it to Islamic State with no passport. And died a glorious martyr's death.

Come on Anjem live the dream baby!

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Where's Vinnie? Nondescript White Van Edition (07:51AM)

Go Vinnie Go!

Awwwwwwww....

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Damn, they did da pit on Vinnie!

:: Bill M July 28, 2015 10:35 AM

Monday, July 27, 2015


Caption This: "Miss Me Yet?" (08:42PM)

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Scum and Scummer.

:: Really? July 27, 2015 10:36 PM

"Where all the white wimmen at?"

:: Mickey Shwarma July 28, 2015 06:34 AM

*0bama's thought-bubble* "REALLY, Bill?? You had to show up as I'm briefing the Parents of DC Interns Association on how seriously we take Sexual Harassment claims?!?"

:: Mickey Shwarma July 28, 2015 06:41 AM

"A dud, 2x dicks, and Old Glory" by Norman Rockwell.

:: Mickey Shwarma July 28, 2015 06:42 AM

"Giggity-giggity"

:: kotter July 28, 2015 08:21 AM

"Whaa da internz be at"

:: grimboltort July 28, 2015 08:25 AM

Sad to say but Yes, I do miss you Bill.
I mean after this current clown's antics Hell I even miss Nixon.

:: obsidian July 28, 2015 09:30 AM

Obama: Boko Haram has taken young women again
Clinton: Did someone say "Young Women?"

:: jim July 28, 2015 11:31 AM

Barry found me a job in Sales with Planned Parenthood.

:: Less Crunchy July 28, 2015 04:30 PM

And you thought no one would ever eclipse me as Piece Of Totally Useless Shit didn't you all?!

:: The Realist of Qld July 28, 2015 04:59 PM

Bill provenly molested an intern once, preferable to what has happened in the flagrant deflowering of a Constitution in recent years. Quit bitching 'Merica, your complaint is way past the due date...you deserve everything rammed down your throat. Buy a gun and hope for the best.

:: pete July 28, 2015 08:10 PM

Where's My Michelle??? Miiiicheeeeeeelllllllle? I'll show you some Arkansas lovin' that'll be better than that scrawny punk you've been lovin'!

:: PaterNovem July 28, 2015 09:47 PM

Hey,ladies, I'm back!

:: Mach1Duc July 29, 2015 05:43 AM

I just spoke to yur wife... In her bedroom. Tut-tut crash.

:: Alex July 30, 2015 09:43 AM

Where are the Columbian prostitutes and the free money?

:: marcb July 30, 2015 10:07 AM


This is Unfreaking American (01:26PM)

America I don't know her anymore.

So this leaves me wondering who called? I'm reasonable sure it wasn't the Baptists.

This can not, must not be allowed to stand. After all Bar B Que existed in this continent before white or black people. Its an American Indian invention.

So anyone against Bar-B-Q can hop their racist ass right back across the pond.

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Someone should tell this bird-turglar to pull his effing pants up and get on down the road.

:: dc July 27, 2015 02:13 PM

You don't call the police, sheriff, or code on neighbors. You invite them over and share BBQ. BBQ is more American than Apple Pie and hotdogs.

:: LaZrtx July 27, 2015 02:19 PM

Greetings:

Administrators (and Administratrixes) gotta administer. You thought light bulbs and grocery bags would be enough???
Welcome to the Administrative State. And please don't waste your time looking it up in the Constitution.

:: 11B40 July 27, 2015 03:58 PM

Smoke cannot go off your property. that had to come from some prog/lib/social whiner.

They can have my cold, dead BBQ when they can get it from my cold, dead fingers.

:: Kafiroon July 27, 2015 04:14 PM

That neighbor is asking for trouble. It wouldn't surprise me if they have an accident late one night.

Also the guy says all the other neighbors barbecue. Sounds like he might have an excuse to holler racism if they're bothering the black guy and leaving the whites alone.

Next time barbecue twice as much meat on a grill twice as big with 4 times as much smoke.

:: Halal Bacon July 27, 2015 04:34 PM

I feel for this homeowner. All that TLC, working to perfect that BBQ, and then, this happens. I bet it's some vegan next door who is offended by the smell of delicious BBQ. Either that, or it's some Muslim family offended by pork anything.

:: Gork July 27, 2015 07:25 PM

There are two Pinellas County codes that this council official appears to use but he is ignorant of both.  The first applies to commercial barbecues, which does not apply here.  It says they can be shut down if multiple people in the area complain.  And the second is about "excessive fumes," which is too subjective to hold up in court.

Someone needs to start a GoFundMe for these guys and let them fight it out with the county. Hit the county where it hurts - in their pockets.

:: DMartyr July 27, 2015 09:08 PM

This has to be a prank.

:: Valerie July 27, 2015 09:09 PM

I'm screwed. I have six smokers and I smoke 50 lbs of bacon at a time out back.

:: faboutlaws July 28, 2015 06:26 AM

Don't like the smoke when I cook out? Move.

:: Andy July 28, 2015 07:03 AM

That ticket is good for the whole day.
Might as well throw a bale of green hay on the 'Q
and let her know the meaning of SMOKE.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder July 28, 2015 07:31 AM

Hell, this is not only racist it's down right rude.
Don't come into my yard Bubba with your silly assed complaint, my dog will eat you alive if the kids don't get you first.
This dip shit would have walked home bow legged with that ticket shoved so far up his ass he would smell Bic ink for a week.
Whiney ass liberal NAZI bitch.

:: obsidian July 28, 2015 09:34 AM

Is that Patton Oswalt? I'm pretty sure that is Patton Oswalt.

:: TY July 28, 2015 11:53 AM


Awesome! Taliban Take Control Badakhshan (09:54AM)

The good war is over you know.

The loss of the base marks the largest mass surrender by Afghanistan's security forces since US and NATO forces withdrew from the country at the end of 2014, concluding a war that lasted more than a decade.

Around 110 police officers are said to have surrendered to the Taliban, according to a statement issued by the militants. At least 107 of the officers were released hours later, following negotiations with tribal leaders in the area.

Meanwhile, it is unclear why much-needed reinforcements were not sent to the police base during the three days of fighting.

"No reinforcements were sent to help the police at the base for the past three days when they were under the attack, and finally they had no option," said Abdullah Naji Nazari, head of Badakhshan's provincial council, referring to the surrender.

Badakhshan's police chief General Baba Jan said that the local police commander also surrendered to the Taliban and handed over the base's weapons and ammunition, reported AP news agency.

I suppose the upside is we won't have to listen to Adam Gadahn brag about it. And yes I'm reaching pretty far for that upside but when Obama is President you have to go that extra mile to find a bright spot.

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Ah, fugg all them shitehole turd world countries anyway.  Just trading bad for worse either way.

:: Urggg July 27, 2015 01:12 PM

Three days is a pretty good siege for a police station.
And the taliban are getting smarter to only execute three of those who surrendered.  (Although they can always hunt the other 107 down later.) 
Since the ten years in which we continuously killed all the most aggressive taliban they have gradually changed from a terrorist organization that supported itself through poppy trade into an opium/drug cartel that does a bit of terrorism on the side.  Probably more effective at damaging western culture than bombing aircraft, but less inclined to mass executions. 
Still it's not too late to kill everyone in afghanistan and let the goats take over. Have i shewn you my plans for cheap drones that hunt and kill all humans?  They even have little speakers that can say "KILL ALL HUMANS" in several languages.  The kids love them.


:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder July 27, 2015 03:07 PM

Sunday, July 26, 2015


Snoop Lion Violated! (09:06PM)

I mean the brother reverted, but still the Man keeping him down.

A video posted by snoopdogg (@snoopdogg) on


And also Sweden I think your dope detector thingy is broken, but still don't you know there is an unwritten rule that celebrities and politicians I mean you know.

I bet Elvis didn't have to put up with this shit.

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Well, Snoop... You Ain't Elvis... So fuck ya'll

:: Kuffar July 27, 2015 09:56 AM

I saw where on some show hosted by a Latino dude Snoop took a DNA test and found out he was 58% white.
His response was, "Naw Man, Naw doan be shittin' me like dis oh naw!"

:: obsidian July 28, 2015 09:36 AM


Federal Investigators Find No Connections Between Islamic Terrorists (04:40PM)

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Nothing in common?

From The New York Post:

Property records show the mosque attended by the terrorist who killed US soldiers at a base in Chattanooga, Tenn., is affiliated with the same Islamic group as the mosques patronized by the Boston marathon bombers and the 9/11 hijackers who attacked the Pentagon.

Yet federal investigators have dismissed any possibility that the Tennessee mosque was a source of radicalization or support for the terrorist, Mohammad Youssef Abdulazeez.

The trustee of the Islamic Society of Greater Chattanooga, like the Boston and Virginia mosques attended by other terrorists, is the North American Islamic Trust.

Read it all.

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:: ebola July 26, 2015 07:40 PM

By the time we have an attorney general and FBI director who care about this, every field agent capable of investigating it will have been dismissed for failure to diversity.  We are going to have to rebuild the military and the FBI from the ground up.
Meanwhile, a lot of bombs are going to come out the mosque basements.  So don't forget to diversity.  Diversity 'till it hurts.


:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder July 26, 2015 10:43 PM

Well they CAN be rehired and the affirmative action dolts and placeholders fired....

The whole 'executive branch' could do with a housecleaning to toss out the 'fellow travelers' of Obama and the other closet-commies.

:: nimbey768 July 27, 2015 04:03 AM

all of those pictured, none would be considered a good muslim. All used drugs and alcohol. And I suspect maybe ate haram bar b que
No virgins for them

:: righter July 27, 2015 09:14 AM

There is no connection. And water ain't wet. And the Pope ain't Catholic. And a wild bear don't shit in the woods.

:: Bill M July 27, 2015 09:35 AM


Loony Liberals Want To Ban Mel Brooks (04:30PM)

First they came for Mel Brooks, and I did not speak out because I was not a comedian...

From Steven Crowder:

We've joked about the SJW's coming for Mel Brooks next. We've poked fun at how absurd it would be to retroactively deem the king of "offensive" to be too offensive.

Enter, 2015.

In the film "The Producers," two Broadway producers realize that they can make more money with a play that bombs, so they come up with the most offensive play they can find..."Springtime for Hitler." The movie was later made into a Broadway musical and then into a movie based on the musical based on the original film... yeah.

Now, anyone who was born with a brain can tell that this is satirical. Also, anyone with half a brain would come to the conclusion that it is highly unlikely that Mel Brooks – best known for being a JEWISH comedian – would not do anything to glorify Nazis or paint Hitler in a positive light.

Again, one would require half a brain.

Enter Jeffery Imm, a man lacking the minimal half a brain to understand satire.

Piss on you, Imm. I'm working for Mel Brooks!

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But, but BUTT, the satire is, like OFFENSIVE!

:: DocEpador July 26, 2015 10:38 PM

If you read the comments to that piece, the idiot in question is posting comments there. The rest of the commenters are having great fun poking him with a stick.

:: Mark Dietzler July 26, 2015 10:55 PM

I can't find much on the guy, to be honest. I think I saw some picture of him. Imm, though, that's a different last name. Might not be his real name, or original name.

It's difficult to know if these groups are just spoiling for headlines, to pump up their donations, if they are actually doing the opposite of what they are suggesting, acting in such a way as to create a notion of oppression which will be used for access, or what.

This one, though, seems unimportant. Junk mail stuff.

:: Doom July 26, 2015 10:56 PM

Can wait till America decides that these nitwits attention whoring OFFENDS THEM ALL and collectively tells them to go fuck themselves (First Amendment Right, despite what the commies like obama say) with their whiney libtard attempt to justify their useless lives.

:: nimbey768 July 27, 2015 04:07 AM

Banning after the fact from looking down their noses 150 years later is a liberal infliction, hence Huckleberry Finn, BANNED.

:: obsidian July 27, 2015 08:45 AM

What a pathetic, boring, joyless and featureless existence our betters have planned for us.

:: Michael Moon July 27, 2015 09:54 PM


Perhaps Police Should Refer To A Victim As An "IT" Until They Know For Sure? (03:40PM)

A man dressed in woman's clothing is murdered. When Fresno police release a description of the victim in hopes of apprehending the killer, they referred to the victim as a man based on the fact he was physiologically a male.

This accurate description has outraged LGBTQ activists who claim the victim identified as a female and should be referred to as a woman.

Fresno police drew criticism Friday for referring to a person stabbed to death as a man, as local activists and one Fresno City Council member said the victim was a transgender woman. [...]

Local LGBTQ activists said law enforcement need to be more cautious in identifying transgender people in cases like Haggard's.

Rachel Bowman, a transgender woman who helps organize the annual Fresno Pride Parade, said if a person was dressed in female attire, then that person should be called transgender or a woman, unless it's Halloween. She said law enforcement should make the decision on the side of the person being transgender.

"This still points out that there's a lot of discrimination, and there's still a lot of work to do," Bowman said. "As activists, we're all trying to improve transgender rights and respect."

So, now it is offensive to refer to someone by their physiological sex. It sounds to me like these LGBTQ activists are more concerned about their agenda than justice being done.

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oh for cryingout loud I wish they'd shut their stupid mouths.

:: Calypso Jones July 26, 2015 04:14 PM

What Calypso said.

:: Valerie July 26, 2015 05:21 PM

Im sure they and their leftist manipulators will have "what we demand to be called this week" just like the various other minority attention whores.

:: nimbey768 July 27, 2015 04:09 AM

The comments....I know its California, but really, is this what humanity is coming to? Look, they release info re: a murdervictim without knowing who it was at first, and HE was a man.
Really threw a wrench into the proggy utopia, those evil 20th century police daring to identify someone by their *actual* gender!! Oh woe! We need community meetings!
These people really need to get a grip and get over themselves.

:: dahozho July 28, 2015 11:09 AM


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