Friday, February 8, 2019

Sasquatch! Total 100% Proof! (09:52AM)

Its real dammit!

Hat Tip: Right Wing Extremist Dude.

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some skill in that photograph. Not a single tree or rock quite in focus, and over-riding the auto-focus on a modern camera hain't easy.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder February 8, 2019 09:57 AM

Saturday, February 2, 2019

Breaking! Elmer Doesn't See Shadow! (08:17AM)

Elmer is the most accurate groundhog on Earth as he lives in the boonies far away from flash bulbs and artificial light.

Anyway its cloudy. Which means about six weeks of winter. Had it been sunny, you got it, six more weeks of winter.

Also Skunk, Wabbit and Cat Mating season has begun. A skunk kit conceived today will be born in about 61 days in late March or early April.

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:: WB February 2, 2019 08:39 AM

I didn't see my hood.

:: #Coonman February 2, 2019 06:39 PM

Mr. Kim brewing beer tomorrow......So.....I be drinking his home brew before spring it look like.......

:: KIM February 2, 2019 11:58 PM

Elmer is a Climate Denier.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder February 3, 2019 08:35 AM

Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Sandcrawler Job Opening(s): Hamas Watch Tower Operations Technician(s) (07:12PM)

Required Qualifications: A body temperature that indicates you are alive.

Ooops, there some more openings right there!

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hamas goons are like slinkies.
not good for much,
but i cannot help smiling
when they get pushed
down the stairs like that.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder January 23, 2019 10:19 PM

another american soldier was killed in afganistan.

:: ran January 24, 2019 02:14 AM

It seems this video as in many videos from helicopters, the people being shot at walk away before the explosion. Shame to waste expensive ordinance.

Then again, knowing Pallywood, this could be their own op to make the IDF look sloppy by missing them. An observation post that blows apart leaving the frame? Light enough for bullets to penetrate? Bad place to be when shot at.

:: Kafiroon January 24, 2019 10:57 AM

Pali stopped to tie his shoes. That cost him hard.

:: JGlanton January 24, 2019 02:13 PM

I don't think this video shows it, but the IDF is using shaped fuel-air clouds (weird, innit?)to take out specific targets and minimize casualties. No shrapnel, just snap-boom. This video does fit the policy of the GCC and IDF of ruthlessly killing who needs to be killed but not over doing it.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder January 25, 2019 07:15 AM

1. They Want to die as martyrs. I see nothing wrong with obliging them.
2. The more of them you quickly send to meet their maker, causes those not as committed to really start avoiding those opportunities.
Win - Win.

:: Kafiroon January 25, 2019 02:46 PM


:: The Man from Athens January 25, 2019 03:58 PM

ima go with "missile" on the first strike, given the bright light on the back of the projo, and the arc it flies.

second one? yeah, that could be a 120mm HEAT round, doing its thing.

:: redc1c4 January 25, 2019 07:45 PM

Kim .....He Kinda get that warm glow from this grainy video......Same feeling as seeing ANTIFA thug get Bitch Slapped during Progressive Riot....Warm....Fuzzy.....Peaceful  Easy Feeling.......

:: KIM January 25, 2019 10:03 PM

I love those videos of antifa getting hell beat out of them. I'd like to see politicians get the same.

:: Calypso Jones January 31, 2019 08:28 PM

Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Sandcrawler PSA: Nairobi Vacation Bad Idea (09:44AM)

If you're considering a vacation in Nairobi Kenya, you need to take into account the African Taliban.

Looks like we're going to have to make some more al-Kabaabs.


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Maybe it Barack and George Obama.....Partying again.....Just like in the old days.......

:: KIM January 16, 2019 01:27 PM

american soldiers were blown up and killed in syria today. wasn't mentioned here.

:: ran January 16, 2019 03:29 PM

Might be worth looking into ChiCom involvement in the terrorism there. Disruptiong things to foment 'opportunities' (like failed projects where they have things like seaports as collateral to gain when things go bad in commercial deals).

Another aspect is when the chinese start showing up the local drug crimes/thuggery and addictions suddenly expand geometrically -- destabilization being part of Mao's little Red book of Tyranny ...

:: elkabobbob January 16, 2019 09:59 PM

Meanwhile, in Burkina Faso, a bullet-ridden Canadian's body was found today. There will be a memo.

:: Chrystia Freeland January 17, 2019 11:47 AM

Perhaps Trudeau will don traditional garb and dance over it.

:: Calypso Jones January 19, 2019 12:17 PM

so how is this connected to the riots over gas prices in Kenya? 9 dead 600 arrested and the internet has been 'turned off'.

:: Calypso Jones January 19, 2019 11:06 PM

Monday, January 14, 2019

Sandcrawler PSA: Allah Displeased (08:27AM)

We're not sure exactly what is pissing Allah off, but whatever you people are doing, stop doing that.

massive swarm of locusts plagued Mecca, Saudi Arabia, earlier this week, prompting authorities at Islam’s holiest site to launch a cleaning operation to remove them.

Videos posted to social media showed the insects swarming around cleaners and worshipers in the city’s Grand Mosque, where millions of Muslim pilgrims congregate every year.

In conclusion, we advise you all to run for your lives or something.

We're too old and tired, besides the Sandcrawler affords us a certain protection from Armageddon, also we have a salvage contract on your droids, vaporators, etc etc.

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Next up.......boils and hornets.

:: Kevin Dickson January 14, 2019 09:47 AM

I want to see videos of frogs totally covering mecca and then the flies from all the dead frogs.

:: Kafiroon January 14, 2019 12:40 PM

I want to know how the locusts can stand the body odor.

:: Bill Cook January 14, 2019 01:06 PM

Mullahs demand more human sacrifices to end plague

:: Mudboy January 14, 2019 05:45 PM

Heh! It is as if Yaweh were telling them they were on the wrong side.

:: The Man from Athens January 14, 2019 06:25 PM

a little oil and honey helps one to see the locusts as a blessing, or at least as lunch.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder January 15, 2019 08:23 AM

No doubt is a plot by 'the jews' (as always).

Leftards would say 'climate change', but thats just their mental illness talking...

Locusts can actually be quite tasty - with the right dipping sauce.

:: elkabobbob January 16, 2019 10:03 PM

Have Locust Beheading skills?  ORKIN Saudi Arabia is hiring!!!!!!

:: KIM January 17, 2019 01:09 PM

Locusts, Muslims.
Just one plague visiting another.

:: John S January 22, 2019 09:28 AM

Thursday, January 10, 2019

Sandcrawler PSA: BOLO Death (07:54PM)

Look out for Death.

He's right!


Run for your lives!

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I don't give a shit about how many Americans these ......"Dreamers" kill......THEY VOTE!!!!!

:: Chuck Schumer January 10, 2019 10:52 PM

2020 will be here soon in floriduh democrat party has sent out letters to over 1,000,000 felons telling them how to register and vote. soros strikes again!

:: ran January 11, 2019 01:49 AM

Did someone call me?

:: The Angel of Death January 11, 2019 04:14 AM

Until Death do us Part

:: The Steel Curtain January 11, 2019 10:14 AM
7500 iptv channels only 5 euro/usd
/europe/usa/asia/arabic/latino/russian channels....

:: radko January 12, 2019 05:34 AM

Tuesday, January 8, 2019

Sandcrawler PSA: How Not To Defect To Cuba (08:18AM)

Gets an A for effort! At least she tried.

“On January 6, crew members at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport requested assistance from local law enforcement after a customer was denied boarding for indications of intoxication and became disruptive,” a spokesperson from JetBlue Corporate Communications says.

The resulting hysteria was caught on camera where the woman was heard screaming at staff and seen hoisting herself up onto the JetBlue counter.

“Who does that to a woman like me?” she screamed, before continuing to yell, “Get me out of here.”

It became even worse when she called the male staff member a “rapist” and threatened that she had a gun on her, claiming that she was homeless. Moments later, she grabbed her bag and walked off while other passengers whispered about her threats.

The lesson here, never try.

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Homeless? I know a place.

:: Ed Buck January 8, 2019 11:10 AM

1. She was flying Jet Blue. They're some of the worst airlines in existence. European readers may think of it as the RyanAir of the US.

2. This is why you fly with contingency funds. If one air carrier is having too many problems, ditch them and their ticket and then go buy a ticket from a reputable airline.

3. For most destinations in the Continental US, it is possible to fly or charter your own airplane for the cost of first class airfare. Doing that removes a lot of the hassle of going through insane public airliner hell. Furthermore, you get to do it on YOUR schedule.

4. She's tired and probably quite drunk. I know I would be.
:: Gork January 8, 2019 09:51 PM

She had just spent 20 hours because she had been bumped off her flight from 20 hours before. What else is there to do at the airport?

:: Calypso Jones January 8, 2019 11:15 PM

Sunday, January 6, 2019

Sandcrawler PSA: The Jedi Are Relentless (09:44AM)

If they are not completely destroyed it will be be civil war without end.

OK, so we'll hunt them all down relentlessly. No Problemo.

The Pentagon confirmed Friday that Jamal al-Badawi, an al Qaeda operative the U.S. believes was involved with the USS Cole bombing in 2000, was targeted in a recent precision strike. But it remains uncertain if al-Badawi was killed in the strike.


"We are aware of reports that Jamal al-Badawi was killed in a strike in Yemen,” Capt. Bill Urban, U.S. Central Command spokesman said in a statement. “U.S. forces conducted a precision strike Jan. 1st in the Marib governate, Yemen, targeting Jamal al-Badawi, a legacy al Qaeda operative in Yemen involved in the USS Cole bombing. U.S. forces are still assessing the results of the strike following a deliberate process to confirm his death.”

Execute Order 66.

And around there that means....

That's right, the Gap Band gets a few clicks.

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Well if it wasn't him, then maybe some others that need to be sent to their "virgins" are.

:: Kafiroon January 7, 2019 12:17 PM

unless your planning to kill a billion muslims whats the point? every week you put up another muslim killed only to be replaced by a thousand more. if its not porno for you what is the point?

:: ran January 7, 2019 03:43 PM

"If you kill enough of them, they stop fighting".
-Gen. Curtis LeMay

To answer the reductionist point of "...planning to kill...". Well, they are planning to kill, or dominate, every single one of us so fair is fair.

:: Dan Patterson January 8, 2019 07:16 AM

Oh, and unless there is evidence of the kill I don't believe it.

:: Dan Patterson January 8, 2019 07:16 AM

Either they will cease and desist or they will all die.
Ordinance is easy to make so it's all good.

As they say,"It is Allah's will". What they leave out is, ".... that you get blown to bits and have 40 male yaks use you as a plaything in Hell for all eternity."

:: The Man from Athens January 8, 2019 01:38 PM

Wednesday, January 2, 2019

Sandcrawler Milestones: New Horizons Sets Records For Most Distant Dick Pic Ever (09:11AM)

You spend billions of dollars and travel billions of miles to discover that there's a giant pink dick in space.


You can't say God doesn't have a sense of humor.

Update: Don't choke your chicken!

You'll go blind kid.

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Inclusivity. Funding demanded to search for 'Jane.'

:: #MeToo January 2, 2019 10:39 AM

I'd Hit That!!!!!!!!

:: CORY BOOKER January 2, 2019 01:10 PM

Howie you owe me a new keyboard and screen!!
Spewed hot coffee all over!! Snorted some up my nose I think....hurts like hell!!

Porn in Space!!!

:: The Man from Athens January 2, 2019 09:47 PM


:: Calypso Jones January 2, 2019 10:17 PM

Seems appropriate to me. This is a relic left over from the er birth of the solar system. I wonder what it was that took Bobbitting to this extreme.

:: JDow January 3, 2019 02:56 AM

From a distance it's 'Mean' Gene Okerlund waiting to interview God.

:: Macho Man January 4, 2019 07:36 PM

Speaking of giant dicks, black science guy Neil degrasse Tyson is in a pickle with women accusing him of molestation, drugging, rape. I don't know but it appears the PoundMeToo movement has fallen by the wayside...there's not so much screaming for "BELIEVE THE WOMENS" when the perp isn't a conservative.

:: Calypso Jones January 4, 2019 08:53 PM

Looks More Like Your mom's Keegle exercizer

:: T January 5, 2019 07:18 AM

HAR. that's funny. about as funny as this topic.

:: Calypso Jones January 6, 2019 06:47 PM

Monday, December 31, 2018

Noooo! Not Dr. Hook! (09:21PM)

Ray Sawyer? Life sometimes is almost too much to bear.

What an artist!

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Songs of my youth...."Sharin' the Night Together" was a guilty pleasure of my youth but I could NEVER let my mom hear it because it was 'dirty'!!

:: Frustrated Teacher December 31, 2018 09:55 PM

Snowflakes of today ....They not  understand or appreciate great beauty and depth of "Sylvia's Mother"........Because they not know what a pay phone is.........

:: KIM January 1, 2019 11:18 AM

Well, we lose some that we all remember.
We all grow older.
We all say Happy New Year!
Even while being sad about some things.

:: Kafiroon January 1, 2019 12:15 PM

Will look for Ray one last time 'On the Cover of the Rolling Stone."

:: Loved those guys January 1, 2019 06:21 PM

The Un-American Dream (10:18AM)

Its not just an UnCola.

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You know what's sad? He's a Brit, and he knows more about the First Amendment than 90% of the college graduates in the US.

:: Gork December 31, 2018 01:45 PM

great find.

:: Calypso Jones December 31, 2018 03:39 PM

He's a great follow on YouTube...

:: Frustrated Teacher December 31, 2018 09:56 PM

he forgot to mention the landing of the pilgrims shows you what happens to people living here when illegal alien white backs come into the country.

:: ran January 1, 2019 01:19 AM

#4 Go Tell it to the Mega-Fauna, man.

:: bigglethetalkingcat January 1, 2019 10:30 AM

Yeah ran is right.
The result is a quantum leap in living and increase of success in all technological fields for the whole world.
Oh ! I'm sorry! I guess he? meant we should not have interfered with the "natives" that came here over the Bering Strait in their continued subsistence only living and killing each other.

:: Kafiroon January 1, 2019 12:35 PM

Friday, December 28, 2018

RIP: Richard Overton (08:14AM)

Yeah I don't blog much anymore, except for things worth remembering.

This is one.


AUSTIN — On Dec. 27, 2018, the city of Austin lost one of its most beloved residents and the country lost the oldest veteran who fought in World War II. After a battle with pneumonia, Richard Overton passed away at 112 years old.

As his family and friends alongside not only Austin but the entire country, mourn the loss of a great man, we look back at a life well-lived.

May the Lord keep him.

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May God rest and comfort his soul.

:: JDow December 28, 2018 10:38 AM

Thanks Howie. Being the lone survivor can get to you.
Thanks for this article.

:: Kafiroon December 28, 2018 12:21 PM

May he rest in the arms of God. these men are heroes.

:: Calypso Jones December 28, 2018 02:37 PM

As a black soldier in world war 2 their treatment today is far better then their treatment during world war 2. watch any movie about black soldiers post world war 2 and see how they were treated. even in the movie tora tora tora doris miller hero at pearl harbor was not named when awarded a medal but not the congressional medal of honor he deserved because they did not want to give a black man that medal so they could continue to claim blacks were cowards see movie bells of st anna. the black press forced the navy to release his name so black school could be named after him.

:: ran December 28, 2018 03:18 PM


:: JOHN December 29, 2018 10:11 PM

Indian medical student kicked out of college by racist white professors for questioning their SJW beliefs

Kieran Ravi Bhattacharya was a medical student at the University of Virginia and he has been kicked out after having questioned his white college professor's SJW beliefs.

Here is the audio of the lecture where he questioned his professor's SJW beliefs:

He speaks from 28:45 to 34:00

Here is the audio of the suspension hearing:

Here is a picture of the people who were at the suspension hearing:

Notice how 14 out of the 16 people at that suspension hearing are white people. If this is not an act of racism against a sincere indian medical student, then I don't know what is. Look at their smug arrogant faces as they kick him out for DARING to question their SJW beliefs.

His twitter handle is kieranravib if you want to ask him questions or set up an interview with him

:: Anon December 30, 2018 06:07 AM

6 at least he wasn't lynched like black soldiers were in both world wars. also a memorial to a pregnant woman who was lynched for trying to protest the lyinching of her husband in georgia has been desecrated and defaced again.

:: ran December 30, 2018 03:34 PM

To Absent Comrades.

Until we meet again.

:: redc1c4 December 31, 2018 08:50 PM

Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Merry Christmas Jawas (11:59PM)

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Peace on Earth to men of good will.

:: anglebot17 December 21, 2018 04:42 PM

Merry Christmas!

And to any stray social just whiners: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Heh Heh.

:: Kafiroon December 21, 2018 07:47 PM

Happy kwanzaa! go fund me "the wall" up to 20,000,000 million!

:: ran December 22, 2018 02:21 AM

MERRY CHRISTMAS with fingers crossed for a HAPPY NEW YEAR

:: JOHN December 23, 2018 07:01 PM

but i wanted the TEN HOUR burning vader!

and be blessed. Happy Christ Mass.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder December 24, 2018 08:43 AM

Merry Christmas!

:: Czarkazm December 25, 2018 11:51 AM

For a more progressive and scented Yule Log, use a Jesuit.

:: Iroquois Nation December 25, 2018 11:51 AM

an 8 year old child has died in ice custody on christmas eve. no merry christmas for you illegal alien brat!

:: ran December 25, 2018 09:31 PM

Cause Daddy told them he didn't need help for his child. Technically, this all happened before We got the kid...and we don't want any of them. So don't be blaming us for dirty conditions in mexico and in the caravan. BUILD THAT DAMN WALL!

and what the hell kind of parent would take their child on such a trek? Not a good one.

:: Calypso Jones December 27, 2018 12:36 PM

5 hours of no change in the body?? Someone fell down on the job.

:: Calypso Jones December 27, 2018 12:37 PM

10 the hospital that released the child with a 103 degree fever to save money treating the child. since I was a kid I have seen children die because hospitals didn't want the cost of treating them. the free market in action until the government finally stepped in with funding for sick children. almost all of them american citizens. capitalism if you don't have money don't get sick!

:: ran December 27, 2018 02:59 PM

BoLOGNA. These people don't pay> WE PAY. And i'm damn sick of paying If I want to help anyone it is an AMERICAN. These people aren't americans and they need to stay home and keep their own kids safe and work on bettering their own country.

:: Calypso Jones December 27, 2018 04:31 PM

Saturday, December 22, 2018

Sandcrawler PSA: Government Shutdown And You (09:42AM)

The government is partially shutdown!


For you and me and 95 percent of the nation doesn't mean jack. Except maybe there won't be a ranger in the park in January or some shit like that.

Hell it probably saves money.

In fact the best thing for America may be to keep that shit closed every winter, summer. hell year round, I don't mind.

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I expected the streets to be clogged with burning vehicles and piles of corpses this morning, but total anarchy is not as exciting as i expected.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder December 22, 2018 09:49 AM

Riots postponed. ANTIFA reports 'Yellow vests' all-sold-out on e=bay. They blame the French.

:: WKRP in Seattle December 22, 2018 12:17 PM

speaking walls if the 60 million trump voters donate $20 dollars each the wall can be built.

:: ran December 22, 2018 03:01 PM

I have noticed that the roads are less congested and those on the roads are more courteous with the government employees off on their paid vacations.
It is like when the illegals did a strike years ago, it made things better for everyone.

:: John S December 25, 2018 09:25 AM

Hell...they'll get their money...they always do. Now if PResident Trump can figure out some way to fire these bastards we might get somewhere.

:: Calypso Jones December 26, 2018 11:19 PM

Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Sandcrawler Announcements: Introducing The Brand New Super Exciting Mega Space Command Force! (02:30PM)

With the discovery of Farout, the furthest object in the solar system, Trump wastes no time.

WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump on Tuesday directed the Pentagon to establish a new combatant command charged with overseeing all of the U.S. military’s space operations across all of its branches.

Trump ordered the formation of U.S. Space Command, a four-star unified command to lead military space operations and develop the Pentagon’s space warfighting plans and techniques, in a directive sent to the Defense Department. Pentagon officials said they would immediately work to build the new command, the department’s 11th combatant command.

In his order, Trump charged Defense Secretary Jim Mattis to recommend leaders for Space Command. Pentagon officials said they expected such recommendations to be made within “the next several weeks,” but they declined to provide names of flag officers under consideration.

“The [Defense] Department will move expeditiously to establish U.S. Space Command once a commander is appointed,” said Army Lt. Col. Joe Buccino, a Pentagon spokesman.

Once we take Farout and establish a base, might we build a space wall to stop illegal Space Alien migration?

I'm pretty sure we would if only the Democrats would fund it.

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Listen my children and you shall hear a story of bravery, daring-do and high adventure!
Once upon a time... Long Long ago; in a country once known to risk much and accomplish even more, there were men that knew how to do things. They worked with ancient tools like slide rules and used fractions of an inch. These men were put to work by a brave leader that said "Go to the Moon!"
As a result that country had 12 men actually walk on the moon!

Now, with highly advanced numerical machines called computers, That country can no longer even launch their own men into space. We have not the willingness to spend what would be necessary and anything we build would Never pass OSHA requirements. The insurances alone would bankrupt us and No One in our government has the necessary cajones.
But we can promote Moslime achievements!

:: Kafiroon December 18, 2018 08:33 PM

Launch her up.

:: MAGA December 18, 2018 10:08 PM

Seems a logical idea as space has become more complicated and other powers are rapidly expanding their assets and positions in that realm.

I havent heard if their have been inner-service issues with the Air Force doing an insufficient job (a separately funded command might clear up certain priority issues).

:: lovelythought December 19, 2018 03:27 AM

Whatever it is, the leftists wont like it.

:: lovelythought December 19, 2018 03:28 AM

The screenshot of that video makes me think it's an 80's version of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

:: Czarkazm December 19, 2018 10:21 AM
7500 iptv channels only 5 euro/usd
/europe/usa/asia/arabic/latino/russian channels....

:: ramy December 19, 2018 10:52 AM

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