Friday, September 19, 2014


Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Honors Edtion (01:33PM)

Just pretend its Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!


I'll issue some Fatwas next week, I swear!

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Inky, Pinky, and Blinky did not tell Clyde or Pac-Man about their party.

:: Captain Harlock September 19, 2014 01:35 PM

Be sure to keep this certificate ensuring your clitoris has been removed on you at all times in case the Mutaween stop you.

:: Abdullah Mohammad September 19, 2014 01:40 PM

One more, please. I blinked.

:: Alya al-Syhumari September 19, 2014 01:47 PM

Am I the only one who gets excited by her fingers?

:: Max September 19, 2014 02:21 PM

Nurse Ratchet scores again!!

:: Bubbe September 19, 2014 02:40 PM

That's a man baby!

:: Adam September 19, 2014 02:41 PM

"And a special citation for bravery goes to some woman... maybe this one, i don't know.  Whomever."

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder September 19, 2014 02:49 PM

Thank you for pulling me from that burning wreck...


 


We are now handing you over to be flogged for touching a man who is not of your family, you filthy stinking Muta whore....

:: Thor's Hammer September 19, 2014 02:50 PM

Maybe she pull man out of smoldering twisted car by smell alone?

:: KIM September 19, 2014 03:01 PM

By an amazing coincidence, last week she saved a goat too!
   
Nurse, Alya al-Shumari, honoured by #Saudi Ministry of Health for rescuing goat/ man accident.

:: Barry September 19, 2014 03:10 PM

And the winner of the swimsuit competition is...

:: Proof September 19, 2014 03:19 PM


ISIS Hearts Fred Phelps (01:09PM)


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ISIS Flames of War Video "We Fight in Order to Rule The World (11:22AM)

ISIS want's to decide what Islam is for the entire world. You will have a choice, convert or die.

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I'm glad they are being explicit about it.

:: Valerie September 19, 2014 12:38 PM


Kurds Flee ISIS in Northern Syria (09:07AM)

I'm so pissed, for one Turkey refuses to fight ISIS nor allow NATO parters to use its airbases to fight ISIS. Also ISIS on the move should be perfect time to hit them.

Yet nothing was done and ISIS is now butchering the Kurds in Northern Syria.

Several thousand Syrian Kurds began crossing into Turkey on Friday fleeing Islamic State fighters who advanced into their villages, prompting warnings of massacres from Kurdish leaders.

Islamic State (IS) fighters have seized villages in northern Syria over the past two days and are besieging the mainly Kurdish town of Ayn al-Arab, known as Kobani in Kurdish, on the Turkish border.

Their advance comes as the United States draws up plans for military action in Syria against the Sunni Muslim extremist group which has seized swathes of territory in Syria and Iraq and seeks to set up an Islamic caliphate in the heart of the Middle East.

Turkey is already sheltering more than 1.3 million Syrian refugees and fears hundreds of thousands more, waiting in the mountains on the Syrian side of the 900-km (560-mile) border, could seek to cross as fighting escalates.

The Syrian Observatory for Human Rights, which tracks developments in the civil war, said on Friday IS had seized three more villages near Kobani, bringing to 24 the number it had taken.

The Kurds are good fighters, but if they were that good, then they wouldn't have been oppressed and screwed over by every single one of their neighbors, Arabs, Turks Iran.

Helping the Kurds is good. They deserve it and are very brave. But I fear depending on the Kurds alone to face ISIS on the ground is an expectation they cannot bear.

Fuahhh...


Turkey should be booted from NATO.

Update as ISIS massacres the Kurds, its Turkey that provides safe haven and medical treatment to ISIS' wounded.

A nurse in Turkey told authorities she is tired of treating members from the Islamic State. The nurse, only known as E.G., works in a hospital in Mersin, which is on the coast of the Mediterranean Sea and across the ocean from Syria.

“We treat them, and they go on to decapitate people,” she said. “I am sick of treating wounded ISIL militants.”

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The Kurds have 5 times as many fighters as ISIS
Invading Iraq was a stupid idea and you can't fix stupid

:: Righter September 19, 2014 12:24 PM

Howie want to invite those Kurds to stay at your house/town/state/country ?

:: Righter September 19, 2014 12:26 PM


ISIS Gets Bombed By..... France? (08:23AM)

How utterly humiliating!

France has carried out its first air strike in Iraq, destroying a logistics depot held by the Islamic State (Isis) militants.

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The office of President Francois Hollande said Rafale fighter jets struck the depot in north eastern Iraq and the target was "entirely destroyed". In a statement, it said other operations will continue in the coming days.

At a news conference on Thursday, Mr Hollande said France had agreed to conduct airstrikes requested by Iraq to bolster its fight against Isis fighters who have captured swathes of the country.

To add even insult to injury, French Muslims voted 80% for Francois Hollande.

Ironic.

Update:


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Its more humiliating to the US. Who would have ever thought the French would take a stronger position against terrorists than the Isamic sympathizer we currently have in the White House?

:: DMartyr September 19, 2014 10:51 AM

Long before 9/11 there was a group of islamotards that hijacked a airbus and landed it in France. Their plan had been to crash it into the Eiffel Tower and kill as many innocent French citizens as possible. French special forces stormed the plane and killed all the terrorists. I believe only one passenger was killed. GOOD WORK FRANCE, KILL MOE OF THEM!!!

:: JusCruzn September 19, 2014 12:23 PM

I trust french intelligence services to identify a supply depot more than our own people.  Also, if it was a training camp full of ten year old kids learning to wear semtex vests then the french would bomb it and say it was a supply depot.  Damn kids WILL stay off the lawns of Paris.  Whatever, i am confident they picked a good target and i do not believe our own air force is allowed to strike unless the white house staff approves a target on political grounds.


:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder September 19, 2014 02:56 PM


Sandcrawler PSA: Sharia, Its Not Happy (08:11AM)

Look the only thing that annoys me more than the Happy song is the Macarena.

But to each his own right? Wrong. In Iran Happy gets you six months and 91 lashes.

Six Iranians arrested for appearing in a video dancing to Pharrell Williams' song Happy have been sentenced to up to one year in prison and 91 lashes, their lawyer says.

The sentences were suspended for three years, meaning they will not go to prison unless they reoffend, he adds.

The video shows three men and three unveiled women dancing on the streets and rooftops of Tehran.

In six months, it has been viewed by over one million people on YouTube.

The majority of people involved in the video were sentenced to six months in prison, with one member of the group given one year, lawyer Farshid Rofugaran was quoted by Iran Wire as saying.

The "Happy we are from Tehran" video was brought to the attention of the Iranian authorities in May, after receiving more than 150,000 views.

Members of the group behind the video were subsequently arrested by Iranian police for violating Islamic laws of the country, which prohibit dancing with members of the opposite sex and women from appearing without a headscarf.

I wonder what the punishment for doing the Macarena in Raqqa is?

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Iran is a nice Persian country ruled by a Arab tyranny.  We should kill their leaders and give millions of guns to the citizens so it doesn't happen again. 

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder September 19, 2014 09:05 AM

Thursday, September 18, 2014


What An Amazing Woman (04:13PM)

Megyn Kelly's (also an amazing woman) interview with Meriam Ibraheem.

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Just saw Megyn's interview with ayers. She was great! ayers is the webster's definition of a terrorist. KILL ALL TERRORISTS!!!

:: JusCruzn September 19, 2014 12:30 PM


Sandcrawler PSA: ISIS Not For Free Speech (12:55PM)

Jawa Report blogger Stable Hand was just in a discussion with a Wikileaks type about ISIS propaganda. Specifically about the new John Cantlie hostage video.

The wiki types are doing al-Furqan media's job for them by desemminating the video. Now I'll be the first to defend the public's right to know, to have information. The key is context.

Which brings up a point. I was watching an ISIS video of them murdering two Muslims in the town square for fighting with a different group. The ISIS fighter reading the sentence stated that anyone else caught filming the execution besides ISIS would be punished. As opposed to the impromptu videos where the Arab mob all have their cell phone out to get their 27 8 by 10 color glossy snuff porn pics and videos.

So ISIS doesn't allow citizen journalists, nor would they grant the wiki types free speech.


So lets all keep that in mind, that as we exercise our speech rights that we don't server a common enemy. Refusal to aid and opposing al-Furqan media's releases are forms of speech.

And I think we've all seen enough al-Qaeda snuff videos to know what is in them. If you're not convinced by now of the evil of Radical Islamists by now, you have a mental problem no matter your political views. And when you are tossed into the dustbin of history, you'll have it coming to you.

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Why worry about isis getting you? The democrat party thanks to minority birth rate 100,000 minority kids turn 18(voting age) every month in america and almost everyone of them hating conservatives will get you long before isis ever will. Drone strikes on minority voting booths not syria will be needed to save you!

:: grimreeper September 18, 2014 02:48 PM

were there circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each photo, explaining what each one was, to be used as evidence against them?

:: redc1c4 September 19, 2014 04:52 AM

My concern is that the threat is being abused by our politicians.
Maybe if the MIC hadn't spent 50 years backing every nutter who would shoot a commie then they wouldn't have got so ballsy in the first place.

Bin Laden thought he was responsible for kicking out the Soviets, who gave him such a thought? (the CIA and its fresh Stinger missiles, FYI)
Kill a commie, get a dedicated space launch, kill an American, "OMFG THESE SAVAGES!". You cosy up to the filthy Saudis for 70 years while they spread their filth and when one of them attacks you, you declare war on a noun. Not the country that sustained and nourished the Jihadi ideal, with your own petrodollars.
You lied with dogs, now you itch.
Also, I have a long enough memory to know that in 2003-2005 the net was awash with War Porn, most of which was shot by US soldiers...

:: Mozzers September 19, 2014 07:06 AM

Man stood up and said, "All rise", we stood up.

In walked the judge and the seeing eye dog.

He sat down, we sat down......

Opie looked at the Judge and then at the seeing eye dog.....

:: Howie September 19, 2014 07:21 AM


Peas In A Pod: Math Is Not Only Racist, Its Un-Islamic (11:27AM)

A few days ago, I posted about how Liberals think math is inherently racist, favoring "old, White men."

Now we can add "old, White Infidel men"...

After gaining control over Syria, the Islamic State terrorist group is now prohibiting thousands of children in the country from learning mathematics or social studies based on their newly released diktats. [...]

Ideologies and nationalistic virtues are also prohibited in the new education system and will be replaced with teachings which emphasize "the belonging to Islam ... and to denounce infidelity and infidels."

Aside from this, books should no longer bear any reference to evolution and should indicate that laws of chemistry and physics are subject to "Allah's rules and laws."

And we wonder why so few Muslims ever win Nobel Prizes, unless it is the very arbitrary "Peace" prize, which has been exposed as a ridiculous joke in recent years.

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Well, its a way to cheat them, if they can't add, how will the be awarded points on the number they kill or behead?

:: Phil September 18, 2014 01:29 PM

The fact that our present and future enemies are deliberately dumbed down, and incapable of employing even the most basic Math, is a good thing.

 

Things like aerodynamics, nuclear fission/fusion, and even the most basic of smallarms design all depend upon math and other disciplines to be successful.

 

Our enemies wallowing in a state of fragmented ignorance is a very good thing.

 

If the majority of our enemies worldwide become both educated, and united, we infidels will be in deep shit.

 

Keep our enemies dumb, and make them dead before they smarten up and organize.

 

 

:: RBanks September 18, 2014 05:43 PM

Hmm, why is it that some of my words run together with no space in between them?

:: RBanks September 18, 2014 05:48 PM

Math is dangerous. Even God cannot alter mathematics. Physics, sure (if you believe in that); it's called a miracle. But God cannot alter the hypotenuse of a 2x3 slope, nor can He invent a prime number between 5 and 7.

:: boulder t'hobo September 18, 2014 07:08 PM

Al-Jabr was the Original name for Algebra. I mean at one time the Muslim countries were the center of learning. Now, not so much. I do agree with RBanks, I read somewhere that a stupid enemy is a gift from god.

:: Picric September 18, 2014 09:23 PM

The Islamists do deserve to be given "Piece" prizes; once they get hit by missiles, that'll be all that's left.

:: jim September 18, 2014 09:53 PM

Still better than Christian education.

WTF is up with "Intelligent Design"???

:: Marc September 19, 2014 06:10 AM

Another instance of O-bah-muhhz failure. NASA has failed in it's Islamic Outreach.

On the positive side, all their mortars will miss the targets, because of MATH!

:: Death Is Not The Worst Of Evils September 19, 2014 07:46 AM

Good.

What? the next generation will not be able to figure out how to properly aim their weapons, and will have to use the old method of trial and error.

And making IEDs? fuggetaboutit.

:: I R A Darth Aggie September 19, 2014 09:23 AM

Also, you need proper mathematics if you want to do proper crypto.

:: I R A Darth Aggie September 19, 2014 09:25 AM


Hostage John Cantlie Appears in ISIS Video (10:42AM)

Gateway Pundit:

John Cantlie is a British war photographer and correspondent who was kidnapped by British Islamic extremists while crossing into Syria on July 19, 2012, near Bab al Hawa.

As of 2014 Cantlie’s whereabouts are unknown. He has not appeared in print or on social media since late 2012 and the trial against one of his alleged captors collapsed in 2013 when he could not be summoned as a witness. His website Fastfeatures.com is a dead link.

Today John Cantlie was filmed in captivity in a video released by Isis and titled “Lend me your ears”.

We demand his immediate and unconditional release.

I've a copy of the video which I will not run. But there are currently over 20 copies still up at Jihadtube by various ISIS supporters and others.



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I was wondering when the Islamo's would discover reality TV and make a soap opera or TV drama ala Bachelorette out of a hostage.
Where we will see video episode of each day of his life up to the moment he is beheaded with a dull knife.
Making each of us the victim by proxy.
We will live each day with the victim as we do with Naked and Afraid or survival island, get to know him intimately as he pleads to live, mouthing Islamo propaganda and blaming various people and institutions up to the moment he is killed.
People will be encouraged to phone, text or tweet in pleas for his life or scream for his death according to whether he is popular or not.
Sick, you can tell a Western jihadi convert or citizen is involved by the Hollywood method of inflicting personal terror on each viewer over a span of time say till Christmas?
Then tune in folks Christmas eve or day and watch as John hopeless and out of time gets voted off the island.
If this does not rouse the west nothing will.

:: obsidian September 18, 2014 12:29 PM

@Obsidian... I hate to say it but nothing will, you're right. 100%

The problem is not power per se'. Its belief. The Jihadis believe in their cause. Its the most powerful weapon there is to believe in yourself.

Whereas the vast majority here, have no idea or suffer from superiority guilt.

We're not superior if we don't both believe in and fight for ourselves.

We don't so the writing is on the wall. It may take a hundred years but we will cover, ignore and apologize our way right into dhimmitude to an Islamic future.

Herbert was right, and right a long time ago about this.

Look at Iran and Saudi playing us to half ass another intervention in their little war.

Iran and Syria slam FSA and coddle ISIS so there is no alternative to Assad.

Saudi, the origin of AQ and the doctrine, not to mention all the preaching and gun money, offers to help by, sending more (good this time we swear) Sunni salafists to Syria.

We're being trolled.

We should say something like, every time an American is beheaded a Saudi city will burn.

Every time Iran's Supreme leader insults us on twitter 1000 Shia get fed to ISIS.

We're fucked.

:: Howie September 18, 2014 12:40 PM

What is interesting is that times of Lebanon is oldest copy currently on youtube and it makes me wonder about hezbollah and Syrian inteligence.

Wait a minute, what are these funky thingys at the top here.

testing

testing

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:: Howie September 18, 2014 09:51 PM


Sandcrawler PSA: Playing With Fire Makes You Pee The Bed (09:50AM)

Or so my Grandma always told me.

A SUV full of teenagers crashed in Idaho after one of the passengers lit the driver's armpit hair on fire with a lighter, authorities said Wednesday.

All five young people in the Ford Bronco were hurt in the crash Sunday and received medical treatment, the Ada County Sheriff's Office said.

Two of the passengers, ages 15 and 16, were thrown from the vehicle, but none of the five suffered life-threatening injuries.

The sheriff's department said the rollover occurred after a 16-year-old boy was goofing off in the front seat and lit 18-year-old Tristian Myers' armpit hair on fire while Myers was driving. The crash happened at about 5:30 a.m. in southeast Boise.

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"Hey guys, watch this!"

:: Bill Cook September 18, 2014 10:04 AM

Greetings:

Here's hoping Tristian's a guy.

:: 11B40 September 18, 2014 10:36 AM

I am for one glad it was not a crotch fire.

:: obsidian September 18, 2014 12:31 PM

Nice to see kids having a good time. 

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder September 18, 2014 02:32 PM

I'd bet some pants were peed that day.

:: boulder t'hobo September 18, 2014 07:09 PM

I'm guessing that when the 16 year old armpit arsonist gets out of hospital, somebody will put him back in.

:: Mohammed pork be upon him September 19, 2014 11:34 AM


Good News! ISIS Openly Recruiting on Turkey on Itsanbul Busses (09:25AM)


We should boot Turkey from NATO, they both support ISIS and refuse to allow NATO to use their soil to base aircraft despite the treaty. So what good are they?

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Australia Continues Week Long Terrorist Sweep Disrupting Plot to Behead Random Aussie in Public (08:57AM)

In a copycat plot of Michael Adebolajo's brutal murder of Lee Rigby in the streets of the UK, sSome Australian misunderstanderers of Islam planned to behead a random Australian in the street. They wanted to take revenge for Australia's humanitarian assistance in Iraq and carrying out ISIS' threat to make US allies pay for US bombing and assistance to the enemies of ISIS.

AP via Yahoo: SYDNEY (AP) — Police on Thursday said they thwarted a plot to carry out beheadings in Australia by supporters of the radical Islamic State group. They detained 15 people and raided more than a dozen properties across Sydney, though nine of those brought in were freed before the day was over.

Abbott was asked about reports that the detainees were planning to behead a random person in Sydney.

The plot was hatched over the phone with a high level Australian ISIS member pleading with supporters to carry out attacks on Australian soil.

Of course the so called moderates point their fingers. Its unfair!

Psychological warfare! As if that is something they won't do.

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They have pretty much succeeded in disarming their public, so folks had better hope that their benevolent government catches them all.

:: TimothyJ September 18, 2014 10:40 AM

Ha!
It took 800 law officers to catch 15!
They must be crawling on the ground to get to the front doors.

:: Phil September 18, 2014 01:34 PM

How awful

:: MissO September 18, 2014 09:03 PM

The operation is in more than one State. Last week two individuals were arrested near Brisbane. One of them is the brother of a recent murder-suicide bomber by name of Omar Succariah. He is linked to Hamdi Azari who was arrested in Sydney during the raids.

The police officers were conducting huge searches of property, and that is why there were so many of them for the raid that netted 15 people.

The police discovered a scimitar at one address. This is significant because another man by the name of Mohammed Baryalei is apparently a senior figure of IS. The surveillance picked up a conversation in which Baryalei told Hamdi Azari to go ahead and kidnap an innocent and to behead that person, then drape the body in an ISIS flag in order to strike terror in our hearts. Azari was arrested and charged over this matter. Baryalei had already fled Australia.

As well as these arrests, there was a finance operation that was closed down last week on suspicion that money was being sent to ISIS in Syria. The operators are the sister and brother-in-law of Mohammed Sharrouf, the man who took the photo of his son holding a severed head.

There is also a link to Hamdi Alquidsi, the jailed husband of Carnita Matthew (the woman who lied about the police wanting to remove her burqa). Hamdi Alquidsi is a recruiter for ISIS.

Another name of interest is the self styled sheik by name of Junaid Thorn. He is shit stirring. His claim to fame is he is Hizb ut Tahrir.

Hizb ut Tahrir used to be a banned organization because of its terrorist activity but the ALP took them off the list when they were in government.

In Victoria, where there is another operation, the name that is of interest is the jailed Abdul Nacer Benbrika. For reference he was convicting of plotting a terrorist attack on the MCG. His family have been recruiting people to ISIS.

Can you see the connection?

:: Aussie September 19, 2014 01:44 AM

Wednesday, September 17, 2014


Sandcrawler PSA: How to Tell Vinnie's Pet Skunk From All The Other Skunks (02:42PM)



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Can't stop laughing.  You know Israel uses skunk juice or "water" to spray rioters ...

:: Bubbe September 17, 2014 02:57 PM

I wonder who has balls enough to get close enough to rescue it.

:: Mohammed pork be upon him September 17, 2014 05:16 PM

I was out fishing for pan fish and caught an adolescent skunk trying to steal some of my fish. I picked him up by the scruff of the neck and put him in a bait box. Took him home. Put him on the kitchen table and started feeding him greens and even some shrimp which he liked. I was in the back of the house when the wife came home through the kitchen. She screamed and the poor guy backed off the table, hit the floor and sprayed the kitchen. Obviously, there were words, but I kept him for a couple of more weeks. The problem with them is that independent of the spray defense, the skunk smells terrible. When I tried to bathe him, he would raise his tail and threaten to spray me. So I took him back to the woods and released him. The 15 lb alligator snapping turtle, also caught trying to steal my fish, was a whole lot easier to deal with. It was cool to watch her snap pencils into pieces. Had her for a couple of years.The octopus trying to steal my fish down in Florida got eaten for his efforts. My dad said to me on a few occasions:" Mike. If you can eat pussy, you can eat anything," A generation thing I guess.

:: faboutlaws September 17, 2014 10:21 PM

My aunt had a skunk, OH, what was its name? Sadie I think. Or was that the racoon.

I forget, it was a girl. Anyway it was taken from a nest young enough, the vet removed the glands while it was still little. so it was not stinky, they have really awesome soft fur.

We always had some kind of odd critter. I had a groundhog for a while. Pretty cool.

:: Howie September 18, 2014 07:20 AM

A wildlife officer saved the skunk and didn't get sprayed, surprisingly.

Back in the 70s or early 80s a private pet shop sold them, already desented.

:: Phil September 18, 2014 01:19 PM


Stuff Jawas Want For Christmas (02:15PM)

First Rusty wants a waterspeeder.

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And so does Brad Thor.


But what does Howie want?

Well I'm not sure these are real but I so waaaannnnntttt one!

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Thanks to B'emet Or.

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Sorry, can't have the MRAP Walkers. Just about every police dept.or Sherrif office in the USA has them and they are still being converted to stop you out of your home without a Warrant.

:: Phil September 18, 2014 02:37 PM


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