Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Caption Contest: Krispy Crotch Episode II Edition (10:56AM)

Caption this image of Akayed Ullah.


Because making fun of terrorists is permitted.

Fatwas will be issued.

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Soon! (09:10AM)

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Monday, December 11, 2017

Fitna Strikes Amaq (08:59AM)

Trolling for good...

Indeed a look at some of the popular channels frequented by ISIS suggests they are right: In one chat several ISIS members are seen bickering following Amaq’s hacking. “This channel is not official,” says one. Another replies, “How do you know it’s not official?” A third member interjects, “No, give your evidence.” Only for the first to respond, “You should be careful what you say to me.”

Ahmed points out that ISIS enforces stringent anti-discord rules on Telegram, as it does in the real world. Arguments, and the questioning of authority, will often see members banned.

“That discord, or fitna [the Quranic term used by ISIS] includes doubting any credible news outlet,” says Ahmed. He adds that, following Friday’s operation, “We made them break their own rules, we made them engage in debates regarding what was real, and what wasn’t.”

Nada concludes: “Journalists and analysts are not our target audience. Daesh supporters themselves, especially the Arabic speaking ones, are our target. Our main objective was to create confusion and discord, and we were able to do that. What Western analysts think is not really relevant to our work.

The force is strong with them.

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Explosion Near Port Authority in NYC (Update: Splodeydope Expired) (08:08AM)

Not sure what is going on, reports of an explosion, lots of police and fire.

If anyone has more information, please let us know in comments.

Update: It was a pipe bomb, the bomber blew himself up and injured another. The numbskull is in custody.

Move along. Move along.

Update: Splodeydope is dead Jim!

Update: Can't confirm that the bomber, Akayed Ullah, is dead. Bummer.

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I wonder which Government approved visa scheme he came in under?

:: Mailman December 11, 2017 11:04 AM

Why is a Bangladeshi national living in the U.S. and not in Bangladesh? Just asking.

:: Kalifornia Kafir December 11, 2017 11:28 AM

Maybe ....There one less democrat vote cast in 2018 mid terms?

:: KIM December 11, 2017 02:12 PM

Looks like (a) that hurt him a whole lot and (b) he won't be able to reproduce.

:: Captain Harlock December 11, 2017 06:42 PM

His idyllic life as a Bacha Bazi ended by puberty was more than the poor young man could take.
Stuffing a bomb down the front of his pants and setting it off seemed the only way back to the life he loved.

:: JohnS December 11, 2017 11:25 PM

Someone in the ER maybe told him his virgins would be disappointed as he blew his junk off. Good thought just before he died, Heh.

:: Kafiroon December 12, 2017 10:05 AM

Thursday, December 7, 2017

Fatwas Fatwas Everywhere! (08:18AM)

And so it begins.

In the wake of President Trump’s announcement to recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, anti-Semitic tweets calling for the extermination of America’s strongest allies in the Middle East have been posted to the social media platform Twitter — with some posts addressed directly to the president at his personal Twitter account @realDonaldTrump. Tweets also included calls for "death to America."

Finally something I'm familiar with!

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You know you're on the right track when you get a death fatwa. (-_o)

:: Spiny Norman December 8, 2017 07:59 PM

How do you tell these riots going on about Trump recognizing Jerusalem  from all the other ones preceding?
(obligatory salutation)
And Death to America.

:: Kafiroon December 9, 2017 01:48 PM

That's the Houthi slogan. You know, the guys we're supposed to be all sad about when the Sauds bomb 'em.

:: Zimriel December 10, 2017 05:15 PM

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Sheikh Abdullah Ibrahim al-Faisal aka Trevor William Forrest Added to Specially Designated Terrorist List (12:08PM)

Trevor William Forrest is awaiting extradition from Jamaica.

The US Treasury Department has sanctioned Abdullah Ibrahim al-Faisal (a.k.a. Trevor William Forrest), a well-known jihadist ideologue and Islamic State recruiter based in Jamaica. He has been added to the US government’s list of specially designated global terrorists. Faisal is “currently facing extradition proceedings,” as he has been indicted on terrorism-related charges in New York.

The Jamaican cleric (pictured above) has promulgated his extremist views online for years, influencing numerous terrorists in the process, according to Treasury.

Interestingly, the US government counts Abdul Razak Ali Artan, a Somali refugee who drove his car into a crowd of people at Ohio State University in Nov. 2016, as one of Faisal’s fans. The Islamic State quickly claimed Artan’s attack via its Amaq News Agency, saying he was a “soldier” of the so-called caliphate who “carried out the operation in response to calls to target nationals of the international coalition countries.” [See FDD’s Long War Journal report, Islamic State claims its ‘soldier’ carried out Ohio State attack.]

So as long time readers will know Trevor was the ideological leader of Revolution Muslim and the more radical elements of the Islamic Thinker's Society of NY.

His sermons radicalized domestic terrorists all over the world. Some of his followers include Zach Chesser who threatened to kill Southpark Creators. Carlos "the Juice" Almonte, Younes Abdullah Muhammad are just a few.

So 15 years late is better than never right? No, no its not. If radicals like Faisal had been addressed early some Muslims might have never become aligned with terrorists and their lives might not have been destroyed.

Faisal leads young impressionable Muslims to terrorism, they then reap the rewards of his hateful doctrine such as Federal Prison, while Faisal himself has sat in Jamaica getting off easy.

Its way way past time he got his.

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Caption Contest: Signs Edition (09:19AM)

Interpret the interpreter.

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: The Why U Insult Holly Koran Fatwa issued against Orlando for

Kinda' tough to understand her accent

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Yo! You wit the bulk stash! Put me down for 10 keys!

:: Kafiroon December 6, 2017 11:55 AM

Kinda' tough to understand her accent

:: Orlando December 6, 2017 12:50 PM

What is the sign for fake affirmative action hire Alex!

:: Leonard Jones December 6, 2017 03:34 PM

its a hate crime - making fun of the handicapped - where is the outrage?

:: JOHN December 6, 2017 05:27 PM

What, deaf people don't speak Ebonics?
Shame on you people.

:: JohnS December 6, 2017 10:02 PM

The 'Inverse Jazz-hands' sign means the translator thinks the people around them are idiots and too easily fooled!

:: frustrated teacher December 6, 2017 11:59 PM

Swing away!

:: The Man from Athens December 7, 2017 01:44 AM

Can someone do a mashup of this interpreter with the guy doing the fake signing in South Africa while standing near Obama?

:: Phil December 11, 2017 01:54 AM

Zionists R Zionist (09:01AM)

I was reading this crap on CNN, you know, about how bad it could be if Trump recognizes that Jerusalem, or the city of Zion where Mt. Zion is located, is recognized as the Capital of Israel.

Why declaring Jerusalem as the capital of Israel is so controversial
You know Israel, Moses, King David and stuff.

CNN simply explains that "Palestinians" and Muslims throughout the Islamic world will be outraged because the Philistines, pardon me, Palestinians also claim Jerusalem as their capital, even though in ancient times the Philistines were from Gaza City.

But ignore all that crap. The point CNN is dancing around is the real reason Muslims will be outraged is Islamic Supremacy. Like White Supremacy but with the word Islamic, its the same same.

While the entire Islamic world may not be terrorists, BUT Muslims or Islam if you will is currently in control of what is popularly known as the Temple Mount or the Dome of the Rock, the Temple Mount is on what is known as Mt. Zion.

If you have looked into Islam at all it only recognizes Islamic conquest as legitimate, it also believes that all Islamic conquest and only Islamic conquest is legitimate and permanent. It also says that all other religions and non-Muslims are subservient to Islam and Muslims. On top of that Islam is not a very big fan of Jews in general, I mean if you actually look into it.

So Islam is Zionist, in the sense that keeping control of Jerusalem is critical to its world view, of Islam is the supreme way of life, as the one true religion. To keep us appearances it must control Mt. Zion, for its own sake.

Whereas Israel as we all know has a very long history and making its capital Jerusalem makes every bit of sense it flies in the face of the doctrine Islamic Supremacy.

Add to this the general hatred of Jews among the Muslim population and there you have the real reason that recognizing Jerusalem as Israel's capital will be met with violence and terrorism by the Islamic World.

That's the bottom line strait up. A person once asked me what the warning signs of Islamic Terrorists are. It doesn't really matter if a terrorist is Islamic or some other flavor. The common thread is Anti-Antisemitism and hatred of Jews and Israel. That's strait up. Whomever tells you different is feeding you a line of crap.

Update: Right on queue Hassan Rouhani Recep Tayyip Erdogan declare Jerusalem belongs to Islam.

Rouhani has warned the U.S. against relocating its Israel embassy from Tel Aviv to al-Quds (Jerusalem), saying the “illegal” move would further destabilize Palestine and the region.

Rouhani stressed during the speech that “Quds belongs to Islam, Muslims and the Palestinians, and there is no room for new adventurism by global arrogance.”

He also emphasized that Muslims, including Palestinians, should stand up against the conspiracy to declare Quds as the Israeli “capital,” saying Muslim states and the OIC have a great responsibility in that regard.

See no mention of East Jerusalem, no according to Turkey and Iran all of Jerusalem "belongs to Islam".

Its naked Islamic Supremacy that prevents peace with Israel, always has been, always will be.

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Sorry but the biblical philistines and todays Palestinians have no historical or racial ties to each other given todays Palestinians descend from Arabs from Arabia while Philistines were an indigenous people from the Gaza area.

:: Mailman December 6, 2017 09:09 AM

Really? Ever listen to Palestinians speak in Arabic? They say Philistines. They live in Gaza....

Whatever. But anyway regardless, doesn't change the point about Islamic Supremacy and the Muslims concern and outrage at anything, but especially Jewish things, that contradicts their view of themselves and their religion as supreme.

I mean can you imagine the outrage today if the Pope suddenly wanted to build a church on Mt. Zion and claimed it as "Christian only" because Jesus preached there?

Also go ask an actual Arab if the Palestinians are Arabs, any Arab, Yemen, Saudi Egypt and they will tell you, no they are not Arabs.

They did pick up some Arabic culture and DNA with the imposition of Islam by Arab conquest, but they have never been Arabs nor have the Arabs ever considered them Arabs.

But we're getting off point there. The point is that Islam wants to project its dominance over Jews and others by its possession of the holy places. Any change detracts from the Islamic Supremacy myth that permeates Islamic culture.

It runs so deep that this just won't upset Palestinians but shakes the basic world view of all Muslims worldwide. Shia, Sunni whatever. Because despite their internal differences they both believe Islam is superior, that Muslims are superior and anything that dispels that, well they get all bent.

:: Howie December 6, 2017 11:50 AM

Thanks Howie. Most of the article is correct. But, (you know about all of us butts). The actual Temple Mount is Mount Moriah, Mount Zion is to the Southwest slightly. There is a decent valley you descend into before you get to the Western Wall, and the Temple Mount is above that. If you chose to approach on King David st., it descends also down to the Western wall,
Two different Mounts by their standards.  Meh. Hills.
I spent Way to much time there. Yes they speak Arabic, but Mailman is correct.

:: Kafiroon December 6, 2017 12:11 PM

Salright here at Jawa Report you don't have to agree with me or anyone else.

I'm not perfect..

:: Howie December 6, 2017 04:22 PM

None of us are Howie, so we should just keep laughing. Just for your information; the Vatican had been wheeling and dealing for years to take over the area on Mount Zion that included King Davids Tomb and the Upper Room sites. Have not heard anything about that for the last year or two. Maybe the local protests killed that. King Davids Tomb is a possible site.
Upper Room is maybe 600 or so years too new.

:: Kafiroon December 6, 2017 08:39 PM

So, Putin does it more than a handful of months ago, not a whimper.
The US finally acts on a decision made many years ago and massive outrage?
Sorry, this has nothing to do with history. This is about current politics only.
The left and their muslim allies see a possible win with this issue, and they need one badly at this point.

:: JohnS December 6, 2017 09:59 PM

The left's screeching about this is simply because Trump did it. If Oblabla had done this, it would have been the bestest thing that EVER happened in the world!!

:: frustrated teacher December 7, 2017 12:05 AM

Philistines came originally from the Sea Peoples as I recall - Hittites I believe.
Jerusalem has been the capital of Israel since David.
Mo the Goat Fucker never got close to Jerusalem much less Israel.

:: The Man from Athens December 7, 2017 01:49 AM


My point was (which I probably could have made clearer :) is that by CNN proclaiming the Philistines and the Palestinians as being one and the same is just another example of CNNs FAKE NEWS agenda.

But its a tool the left has and continues to use to justify why they believe Palestinians are indigenous to the area and teh juices aren't... in spite of the fact todays Arabs trace their ancestry back to Arabia while Jews are the ACTUAL indigenous people of the region.

:: Mailman December 7, 2017 05:08 AM

And Trump is right, you cannot keep doing the same thing day after day, month after month, year after year and expect to get a different outcome.

Time has come to do new things (like the novel approach of FORCING the Arabs to live in peace with teh juices!!!!).

Liberals are blinded by their hatred of Trump to realise that Trump is right.

:: Mailman December 7, 2017 05:09 AM

Nah, its alright mailman....

Of course they are different. But surely when the Arabs and everyone else invaded the original Philistines were bred or pushed out. So there is probably some traces of them. One of the traces can be found in that the Arabs still use the word Philistina rather than Palestine or Palestina.

But if you look around most of the Muslim world, Egypt Lebanon and Jordan don't claim them and make them live as refugees all these years later.

So we can probably argue the nuances of cultures forever.

I think the left's argument might give some claim to Gaza, but none to Jerusalem. Right?

That is true. I think Trump as been trying for a deal. The Palis said they thought there was a deal. But they'd always string along a deal and do nothing.

So Trump is right, failure to make a deal must have costs. Whereas in the past the Palestinian rejections were always at no cost. Or they would gain....

So I agree on that. Setting aside any kihnspiracy theories going around, if they don't deal or are stubborn that too must have a cost.

Anyway don't worry about it. Post all you want.

:: Howie December 7, 2017 11:02 AM

"strait" should be "straight"

:: SicSemperTyrannus December 8, 2017 09:05 PM

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Abundance of Caution Abundant (10:58AM)

I just wanted to let you know that battle doodles are out.

obert Paul Alexander Edwards, 33, of Mexico Beach, was arrested Friday on charges of writing threats to kill or do bodily injury after a staffer at Port St. Joe Elementary School spotted on a student’s homework assignment the troubling drawing of a burning building and several people being shot, according to the Gulf County Sheriff’s Office.


“The image included two people on the ground in what appeared to be a pool of blood,” Sheriff Mike Harrison said in a statement released Friday. “The words, ‘Pew, Pew, Pew,’ were written next to the person with the gun.”

Anyway don't do it. Also its helpful if your doodle doesn't depict a school shooting, people are kind of apprehensive about morons covered in tattoos shooting things up lately.

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Instead of a school he should have drawn a whites only church. Instead of getting arrested he would have gotten an A+.

:: free` December 5, 2017 02:14 PM

Even though this kind of 'logic' would have had the entire staff of MAD magazine locked up for life were it applied in my youth, I do see an upside.
Kathy Griffin should be facing a long prison vacation, along with the entire cast of 'Hamilton', and thousands of other leftists that use violent imagery and call it 'art'.

:: JohnS December 5, 2017 04:59 PM

An awful lot of leftard celebs saying Trump/whites/conservatives should be murdered/whatever, who probably could/should be arrested for the same 'making threats' reason, No ? All those angry tweets been made (and 'likes' as "conspiracy to comit" as well) ??

Details missing about how this was a 'threat' as how it was 'sent', etc... Strange for the kid to leave it there. Its hard to understand how the kid couldn't know it was on the assignment being turned in (?)

Just wait for the rash of copycat attention whores who want to get a little media 'face time'

:: beornig December 6, 2017 04:19 AM

Wait! The student of the Elementary school was 33 years old?

:: obsidian December 6, 2017 12:28 PM

#3 The doodle was drawn on an item the student turned in.
The stupid is strong with this group.

:: JohnS December 6, 2017 10:04 PM

I can't wait to hear how fat of a check that the taxpayers are going to cut when Edwards sues the sheriff and the staff at Port St. Joe Elementary School ...

:: bobby December 7, 2017 01:19 PM

I thought "Pew, Pew, Pew" was an absurdist internet meme...

:: Spiny Norman December 8, 2017 07:57 PM

Obviously, this kid recently saw the original Red Dawn movie...

Kid's a patriot...

:: Stanley December 9, 2017 07:46 AM

Sandcralwer PSA: Play Stupid Games (10:51AM)

Win stupid prizes.

The FBI said Monday it arrested a man in Jacksonville, Florida who was allegedly planning a mass shooting at a mosque. Bernandino Bolatete has been charged with illegally receiving and possessing an unregistered silencer.

Law enforcement said they began investigating Bolatete last week after a concerned citizen reported to police that he had expressed hatred for Muslims and threatened to “shoot up” a mosque, according to a criminal complaint. Police said at a press conference Monday that Bolatete said five rifles, including at least one AR-15. On Facebook, Bolatete posted a fake article accusing Muslims of raping a woman and forcing her to recite the Quran.

Terrorism is wrong, period, acting like ISIS isn't winning the war of ideas, Its surrendering to barbarity.

Anyway some people have to learn the hard way, as in now you end up in Federal prison with the Islamic terrorists who I'm sure will be just so happy to show you their hospitality.

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Sandcrawler PSA: STFU (08:14AM)

No really.... Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.

we bunch of broken hooting apes — are prone to break them. Everybody lies. Humans lie more under pressure. FBI agents are trained in two dozen ways to ratchet up the pressure on you without getting out of their chair — verbal, nonverbal, tone, expression, pacing, subject changing, every trick that any cop ever used in the box. You're only human. Unprepared, you will likely lie. Smart people, dumb people, ditchdiggers and neurosurgeons, lawyers and accountants, the good and the bad, they all lie. Usually they lie about really stupid things that are easily disproved. I'm not making a normative judgment here; surely it would be nice if we didn't lie. I'm making a descriptive statement: humans lie. Saying "I'll just go in and tell the truth" is like saying "I'll just start being a good person." Well, good luck. Look, you admit to being fallible in other respects, right? You admit sometimes you're unkind when you're tired, or sometimes you drink or eat more than you know you should, or sometimes you procrastinate, or sometimes you have lust in your heart? What makes you think you're infallible about telling the truth?
I just executed PopeHat's #1 listing there. Captain Jackass told so many last time around he didn't even show up. Too bad, I feel for him, because he was so going to let me have it. Oooops! Looks like he underestimated my power!

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Monday, December 4, 2017

Musical Interlude (11:27AM)


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Meanwhile in Yemen (08:22AM)

Former ruler Ali Abdullah Saleh has been assassinated.

Update: He's dead Jim!

His hands are still tied behind his back. If you think capture and murder of your political opponents is bad, you are an Islamophobe! Its just their culture.

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"He's dead, Jim."

:: Jacquejet December 4, 2017 06:23 PM

Maybe........ Mohammad happy......as long as someone die.........

:: KIM December 4, 2017 11:04 PM

Saturday, December 2, 2017

Phhhht Phhhhht (10:22AM)

Is this thing on?

Phhht. Phhht.


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Bueller ? ...
Bueller ??

:: bueller December 2, 2017 11:42 AM

Good to see you back.

:: JohnS December 2, 2017 09:09 PM

that koran's got legs.
it knows how to use them.
it should walk back to mecca,
stay there,
maybe explode a bit.

Hi Howie!

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:: JOHN December 3, 2017 10:34 AM

Damn ugly goat fucker and book.

:: The Man from Athens December 3, 2017 08:04 PM

Monday, November 27, 2017

Use The Force Rey! (11:35AM)

I see light, darkness, instructions.

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i like her.
"I finished my M.Falcon.... by myself."

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder November 28, 2017 07:54 AM

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