Saturday, July 30, 2016

Sandcrawler PSA: Cold War II (10:17AM)

Why not. I mean I'd take Cold War II over WW III any day.

Be afraid very afraid if Cold War II goes wrong, well that's it. It can't go wrong. ifs MAD MAD I tell you.

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Friday, July 29, 2016

At Last! Anjem Choudary Headed to Prison! (01:44PM)

All good things come to Jawas who wait long enough.

At last Jawa Arch Enemy Anjem Choudary has been found guilty guilty guilty as we always knew he is.

Now is the time at Jawa when we dance.

His pal Abu Barra will have to update his youtube from Prison.

That's right Jihadtube hosted Abu Barra all the way through his conviction for terrorism.

Update: Grain of Salt Warning. So far I have one source on this, multiple attempts to find a second source have been unfruitful. If anyone has a confirming source please comment.

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The only sad thing is how short prison terms for such things tend to be.

:: Gork July 30, 2016 07:36 AM

Caption This: Bill & Balloons (12:47PM)



More pics of Bill playing with balloons.

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:: Monica July 29, 2016 02:19 PM

Here's Hillary in Her Sopwith Camel (07:32AM)

Up! Up! And away!

Aaawwwww! Too bad.

Ohhhhhh. I was afraid of that.

The chatter on NPR this AM was that the ratings for her speech were bad. Anyway I think that's true. As I myself just got around to it.

I'm pretty sure she sucks anyway. She's just not that good.

Remember I told you out with a fizzle.... and balloons, did I not?

Poor lady.

Update: So its not a Camel its a tri-plane, I'm going to go ahead and stick with Camel because Snoopy.

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That's not a camel.

:: epador July 29, 2016 09:00 AM

zzzz I have a dream zzzz.

:: Bill Luther Clinton Jr. July 29, 2016 09:56 AM

That is a Sopwith triplane, not a camel.
Still, camels were hard to handle, they killed almost as many pilots in accidents than were shot down by them.
As for Hillary, she's a bitch.
Trump should have her arrested right after he takes the oath.

:: The Man from Athens July 29, 2016 10:20 AM

Sooooooo.....What do you guys think of the White Pants Suite we designed for Her Speech?


Dear Sirs:

That is not a Sopwith Camel or any other Sopwith. 
It is a Fokker Dr.I  triplane from the War Against the Kaiser. 


:: Daniel F X Dravot July 29, 2016 01:30 PM

Who gives a Fokker?

:: Sopwith Camel July 29, 2016 02:15 PM

I was really REALLY hoping to see her have a stroke and do the 'stiff chicken' on the platforms floor during all the hoopla.  What a total disappointment!   Just the thought of seeing her twitch uncontrollably gives me hope for a change.

:: Billy Bob July 30, 2016 08:59 AM

Thursday, July 28, 2016

Like Bookends of a Sh*t Sandwich (08:54AM)

Here is Barack Obama's very last speech to the DNC as president.

So Barack Obama gave a speech in 2004 that made him president in my opinion, it was that good. This is also a good speech. But that connection only comes through in his campaigns, as President he seldom if ever spoke like that to the people. He never looked that relaxed and confident.

The thing I call him on is this, He said something that America is more liked and respected in the world now than when he took office. That's very debatable. I tend to disagree. It can't be as if every. single. criticism. of the Obama Administration is false now can it.

Also I fear the Democrats may have set themselves up for a big letdown tonight. Hillary will have a tough time following Bill's speech, Biden's speech and Obama's speech without the audience noting she's just not that good.

So expect it to go out with a fizzle there. And balloons of course.

So anyone else thing Obama looked all happy because he knows that now Hillary will be blamed for every singe thing that happened during his tenure, she'll face a long hard campaign, Wiki Leaks, yahda yahda yahda.

Michelle is measuring for new curtains. He walks out scot free.

Update: I'll add the rest of the speeches from last night below the fold. The Biden speech is not half bad. I mean in a strictly speech judging sort of way.

Also Bloomberg can go strait to hell. Yeah the Hillary campaign is gonna help the little guy. Up next Michael Bloomberg gives speech on why the government should raid your house in search of illicit sugar.

(Bloomberg, GSTH)

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Thank you for the links to all the speeches. To round things out, here's a link to The Donald's press conference

that has the Washington Post's panties in a wad, together with a transcript including the Washington Post's "annotations."

Apparently the Washington Post has descended to the level of the New York Times, pretending that a quote by the political opposition "proves" a person has made a false statement.

This is remarkably like the Washington Post coverage of the Swift Boat Veterans.

:: Valerie July 28, 2016 09:04 AM

i listen to most of the convention on radio,
which makes it slightly more palatable.
For visual content, i clean the litter boxes
and it synchs up well with the speeches.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder July 28, 2016 02:39 PM

Another idiot!
Merkel stands firm: 'we can still do this'

German Chancellor Angela Merkel interrupted her holidays and took the hot seat at a press conference, facing questions on her refugee policies and the recent deadly attacks in Germany.

:: Phil July 28, 2016 06:19 PM

politics is about numbers the bernie supporters who loathe war criminal hillary will decide the election along with pro 2nd amendment democrats and independents.

:: ran July 28, 2016 06:45 PM

Huge Terrorist Attack on Kurdish Controlled Al-Qamishli (07:53AM)

The town of Al-Qamishli is on the Syrian border in far NW Iraq. Pretty far from ISIS lines but very close to Turkey. Turkey is blaming Islamic State.


Yeah right, OK.

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So on to the daily terror attack, I know Bronco said he was optimistic but anyway back to the daily grind.

I'm pretty sure this source is a Turkish partisan so take the word Syrian Regime and replace with Turkey Erdogan and you have the general idea of what happened.

Syrian Kurdish officials have blamed the Syrian government for facilitating or supporting the Islamic State (ISIS) deadly attack in Qamislo that killed at least 50 civilians in the unofficial Kurdish capital of Qamishli.

Ciwan Ibrahim, the head of the Kurdish security police known as Asayish in Kurdish, blamed in a statement on Wednesday the Baath-regime and ISIS for the death and injury of dozens of civilians in Qamishli city, northeastern Syria.

...In a statement published by the ISIS-linked Aamaq news agency, the group said it carried out the attack in Qamishli, describing it as a truck bombing that struck a complex of Kurdish offices.

The extremist group has carried out several bombings in Kurdish areas in Syria in the past.

The Audacity of something something.

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USA is better liked by our friends especially Europe
Bush was despised for Iraq
The last UK report said that war was illegal

:: Him July 28, 2016 11:50 AM

Europe blames Bush for their Islamic problem

:: Him July 28, 2016 11:50 AM

islam, it's a blast!

:: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power July 28, 2016 02:42 PM

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Germans Fear Racist Backlash After Suitcase Bomb Explodes Near Immigration Center (10:25AM)

Germans are mostly peaceful. It would be wrong to jump to conclusions about them based on the actions of a few bad apples. We should reserve judgement about this until all the facts are in.

A SUSPECTED suitcase bomb has been detonated outside an immigration office near the German city of Nuremberg this afternoon.

German media said the explosion occurred near the Federal Office for Migration in Zirndorf, Bavaria, where newly arrived refugees are processed.

According to media reports, a suitcase packed with highly flammable aerosol cannisters was detonated around 200 yards away from the building.

Although there has been reports of Neo Nazis in the area most Germans reject the Nazi ideology.

Officials fear a backlash after reports of an uptick in reports of Anti-German hate incidents over the last few years. Saying, "Nazism is a Religion of Peace".

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That suitcase was racist for blowing up like a muslim bomb might.  It's also clearly islamophobic.

:: Kevin July 27, 2016 10:40 AM


Conflicting reports have emerged concerning an explosion in the Bavarian town of Zirndorf near Nuremberg. Bavarian police said there has been "no explosion."

:: Phil July 27, 2016 11:18 AM

It's time for the Germans to clean house. Germany made a bad mistake by taking in a bunch of non German Muslims. Multiculturalism doesn't work. All it does divide a country. It hasn't ever worked nor will it ever.

:: greyrooster July 27, 2016 11:38 AM

Rampaging Mass Murdering Muslim Savages in Germany now refer to Angela Merkel as....... "Colonel Klink" .

:: KIM July 27, 2016 02:00 PM

Newsweek (five hours ago) is reporting there was no bomb.
Won't stop the german bureaucrats from looking for a nazi under every bed.  Most of them should check the secret panel in the back of their father's closet. 

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder July 27, 2016 02:42 PM

Early this morning from the German web site DW dot com:
"Bavaria police: 'No explosion' in Zirndorf
Conflicting reports have emerged concerning an explosion in the Bavarian town of Zirndorf near Nuremberg. Bavarian police said there has been "no explosion."

:: Phil July 27, 2016 03:11 PM

Germans? Peaceful? Nah. They have merely been propagandized to hate themselves for so long that even the survival instinct seems to be gone. As to a backlash, I... really don't see it. If anything, the party that seems to be against immigration is probably just a political stunt by the globalists. As big as it is supposed to be, and that it has done nothing, tells me a lot more than anything I would read put out by Americans, or the press anywhere.

Built for their own genocide and seemingly rather comfortable with it. Reminds me of quite a few peoples, actually. Is it success, or as success fades?

:: Doom July 27, 2016 07:46 PM

Sandcrawler PSA: Vaginal Atrophy And You (09:55AM)

If you're like Rusty's wife and suffer from um, you know, intimate atrophy don't use Vitamin E on your most sensitive areas.

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Um, don't really do that. Let Jawa Report do it for you.

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A young woman shouldn't have dryness and irritation. She's doing something wrong, overuse, maybe?

:: Phil July 27, 2016 11:14 AM

What? Is this for real? Perhaps it's a case of black and white not mixing well.

:: greyrooster July 27, 2016 11:40 AM

Rosa Parks' Facepalm From the Grave (09:41AM)

Please move to the back of the bus Whitey!

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Why should White people move to the back of something they invented? Blacks invented the rhino hid sandal. They should use them to get around.

:: greyrooster July 27, 2016 11:43 AM

No civil rights activist since 1970 has fought for equality.
Feminists and BLM are out for vengeance
against imaginary oppressors
because their lives suck
and there's no way any of them
will admit it's their own fault.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder July 27, 2016 02:45 PM

Why do you assume Rosa Parks would have been against that? I have never seen a minority (which is actually a majority by world head count) not act worse than whites by far, and not based on behavior but actual skin color. She was an activist, not just some worker at a sewing plant or restaurant. She worked for a "civil rights" activist group.

You poor blind saps never will get it, until you end up worse than at the back of the bus. Look to South Africa for your future. You will have done it to yourselves. Not sure I care at this point. Jews, now whites. Never... learn... Oh well.

:: Doom July 27, 2016 07:51 PM

Good points Doom. IF, if, we go to racial gang warfare, such as the blacks in So. Africa, Whites out number the blacks here. And if we are plain vicious, will easily win. The side benefit, is that the blacks should wipe out our whining progs, libs and the many other useless drains on society that are not ready to gather together and fight hard.

:: Kafiroon July 28, 2016 12:09 PM

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

To Troll And Troll Again (07:14PM)

DNC live day two. Live Troll Slick Willie!

Update: Slick Willie's full speech, to take you back to the good old days I must say that latex stuff, he looks almost young, Don't worry if you missed anything Bill Clinton's was the only half decent lie, I mean speech of the night.

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berni supporters walk out and jill stein is wating for them!

:: ran July 26, 2016 08:49 PM

No latex, it is Mortician's wax!

:: Phil July 27, 2016 11:21 AM

Where's the cigar?

:: greyrooster July 27, 2016 11:45 AM

Fatwa This! Morris vs Fido (12:14PM)

Fide was such a good boy.

Hey its just a cat's nature.

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The cat is just a poor victim of poverty, injustice and oppression.

:: Kalifornia Kafir July 26, 2016 03:05 PM

Kitty is not a real Muslim.

:: Bill July 26, 2016 04:21 PM

what do you expect? MOslimes hate dogs because one was smart enough to know MO should be bitten.

:: Kafiroon July 26, 2016 05:47 PM

The cat is actually reading the text upsidedown so CAIR can argue that this cat is a misunderstander

:: Qalb-Al-Assad July 27, 2016 12:30 AM

Syrian Army Texts Allowing Free Passage From Aleppo (11:02AM)

The end is near for Syrian rebels and terrorists in Aleppo, if it were me I'd leave but those who have not already left are pretty dumb so.

The Syrian army sent text messages to residents of rebel-held eastern Aleppo saying it will grant safe passage to people wishing to leave the area, which has been effectively besieged by pro-government forces, state media said on Tuesday.

The army called on residents to push "mercenaries" out of the city -- a reference to rebel fighters -- and said it would give safe passage and temporary accommodation for anyone wishing to leave the area, state news agency SANA said.

The messages also called on armed groups to lay down their weapons, SANA said.

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Push them out with what? Sort of like Obama and crooked wishing to disarm the American citizens. The Palestinians have proven rocks don't work.

:: greyrooster July 26, 2016 11:19 AM

Followers of The Religion of Peace Murders French Priest
Beheading the Priest and Cutting a Nun's Throat

French Diversity, its nice to see Muslims in France are able to practice their own culture.

One of the two ISIS knifemen who stormed a church to behead a French priest was a convicted terrorist and was meant to be living with his parents with an electronic tag.

The pair took the 86-year-old priest, two nuns and two parishioners hostage at the church in Saint-Etienne-du-Rouvray near Rouen in Normandy during morning mass at 9.45am...

One of the terrorists, a 19-year-old Frenchman who lived close to the church, is said to have left for Syria in 2015 to try and join Islamic State, but he was arrested.

Yeah but arrested for just trying to join Islamic State? Come on bigots, let him out. Oh wait they did.
He was jailed for terrorist offences following a short trial in France, before being released on March 2 this year.
I mean what's the worst thing that could go wrong
his local police station.

But this did not stop him becoming involved in today's atrocity, in which Father Jacques Hamel, 86, had his throat cut.

According to his bail conditions, the electronically tagged terrorist was allowed out unsupervised between 8.30am and 12.30pm

See he just had his throat cut. His head just fell off. I mean it just fell. No big deal.


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Proves that the French are almost as stupid as Obama and crooked Hillary.

:: greyrooster July 26, 2016 11:00 AM

It's the air conditioners, stupid!

:: The Maytag Pope July 26, 2016 11:16 AM

Maybe Mass demonstrations by "Good Muslims" against Muslim Terror, Murder and Beheading  take place tomorrow in Rouen?......Maybe Not......

:: KIM July 26, 2016 09:16 PM

Good Muslims? Both of them were out of town.

:: greyrooster July 27, 2016 11:47 AM

Revenge of the Kremlin (09:16AM)

Henceforth Vladimir Putin shall be known as Darth Ursus, Dark Lord of the Sith.

Putin may be seeking revenge against Clinton. At least that’s the implication of the view among some cybersecurity experts that Russia was behind the recent hack of the Democratic National Committee’s email server, which has sowed confusion and dissent at the Democratic National Convention and undercut Clinton’s goal of party unity.

While Donald Trump’s budding bromance with Vladimir Putin is well known — the two men have exchanged admiring words about each other and called for improved relations between Washington and Moscow — Putin’s hostility towards Clinton draws less attention.

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I've never understood why getting along with Putin is a bad thing. Exactly, how many Americans has he killed? How many times has he lied to the American people as Obama and crooked Hillary has?  What has Crimea to do with America. The people wanted to be part of Russian because they are Russians. We have invaded Libya, Afghanistan and Iraq. Who has he invaded? As far as Putin. I say live and let live. Soon Russia will have more problems with Islamics than we have. My God, two million Muslims live in Moscow. I'd say he's doing a better job of controlling them than we have and he's broke.

:: greyrooster July 26, 2016 11:09 AM

But who will build them, not the French, after Russia attacked Crimea!

Russian Navy Plans Eight New Missile Cruisers
The Maritime Executive-18 hours ago

Russia to build eight nuclear cruisers for sea control
Pravda-Jul 21, 2016

:: Phil July 26, 2016 01:32 PM

greyrooster, learn your history, Russia did invade Crimea and Afghanistan before we got there!

:: Phil July 26, 2016 01:34 PM

Phil. I'm aware of your little 3rd grade history lesson concerning Afghanistan. Russia invaded Crimea because 95% of the people are Russian and wanted them to. HEAR ANY COMPLAINTS FROM THEM.
As far as Russian building ships. THAT'S THEIR BUSINESS. Do they complain when America or other countries build ships? The problem is Obama and his demorat cronies not keeping up. Our fault. Not theirs. Barack HUSSEIN Obama, Bernie the commie and crooked Hillary wish to spend America's wealth on social programs and in the ghettos the democrats have created. Something history shows never has a return. Putin has far less to spend but he's putting it in something tangible.  Ships create long term jobs. EBT cards don't. Say what you wish but America would be better off if Putin was president. He's for his country. No one can honestly say Obama is.

:: greyrooster July 27, 2016 11:59 AM

Commie! Commie! Commie! (08:44AM)

Bernie's speech at the DNC.

It seems the Commie is popular.

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Why would I watch his speech. I heard Barack HUSSEIN Obama's. I expect them to be the same. The rich did it. Or was it George Bush? He's wealthy. Must be his fault Obama's programs have failed miserably.

How highs the national debt mama? Twenty trillion and rising.

:: greyrooster July 26, 2016 11:32 AM

I caught the "Clone wars Republican Senate" iconology of the DNC convention too, they even had the same blue color tone, I bet the convention hall set designers were star wars fans and didn't know where the set design plan came from, too bad those roundish elite platforms didn't hover.

:: Smitty July 27, 2016 03:34 PM

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