March 14, 2018

Mega Space Force!

Trump is going to create a MegaForce in space!

President Trump wants the US to have its own “Space Force” — which would be like the Army and the Navy, “but for space,” he says.

F*ck yeah!

By Howie at 07:44 AM | Comments |

January 30, 2018

Trump State of Union 2018

Its going to be Yuge!

Update: I was late ten minutes, which was about perfect. I was able to hang in there for 10 about minutes! The sacrifices I make, I tell you.

By Howie at 07:58 PM | Comments |

December 04, 2017

Musical Interlude


By Howie at 11:27 AM | Comments |

November 03, 2017


Rouge One stole the President's Twitter feed.

So all those tweets I saw Praising Allah were correct?

Twitter launched an internal investigation Thursday after a "customer support" employee, reportedly working his or her last day with the company, briefly deactivated the highly viewed account of the president.
We have exclusive video..

By Howie at 07:23 AM | Comments |

July 31, 2017

Trump Finally Gets Rolling

You're Fired!

Didn't Reince Priebus just get fired Friday?

Trump should just have DC line up.... Fired fired fired!

I mean it is why the people hired him, no?

By Howie at 01:44 PM | Comments |

July 05, 2017

#CNNBlackMail Dark Side Edition

Please don't dox me bro! I mean Facebook beat you to it anyway.

And now Jawa Report brings you The Mother of All #CNNBLACKMAIL Videos.

click subtitles on the video.

Hey, I don't have a dog in this fight, so I can just sit back and make more popcorn.

By Howie at 09:46 AM | Comments |

June 18, 2017

Jawa Report Hereby and Forever Claims Dibs on #Trushia

Trushia: Short for Trump Russia investigation.

All forms, with a hashtag, without, on a fidget spinner. BTW our Paypal is on the upper left sidebar.

Think about it, might just be enough disk to save the entire planet!

Update: #Trussia

Well SOB!

Foiled again, by evil spelling! Spelling is a terrorist.

By Howie at 01:04 PM | Comments |

May 12, 2017

James Leaker on Comey's Meeting With Trump

Oh did I say Leaker? I meant Clapper.

Former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper said James Comey was "uneasy" about having dinner with President Donald Trump in January.

Clapper told MSNBC on Friday that Comey, the FBI director whom Trump abruptly ousted on Tuesday, had mentioned he was invited to the White House for dinner shortly after Trump's inauguration.

Clap, drip, leak its all the same.
The conversation that night in January, Mr. Comey now believes, was a harbinger of his downfall this week as head of the F.B.I., according to two people who have heard his account of the dinner.
When Trump fires Jim don't say I didn't warn you, I mean someone has to take up McLaughlin's slack.

Update: Damn I forgot he fired himself already. Dan Coats is serving. Not heard a word from him, on anything. Which is why I forgot. Come to think of it that's refreshing that he's directing rather than talking.

I'll shut up now, but not for long!

By Howie at 02:35 PM | Comments |

May 09, 2017

Director Comey You're Fired


One down one Clapper to go.

By Howie at 05:21 PM | Comments |

February 28, 2017

Trump's Speech To Joint Session of Landsraad

Jawa Recommended Soundtrack to Entrance

By Howie at 08:52 PM | Comments |

February 16, 2017

The Mother of The Mother of All Press Conferences

I have no comment really. Save he stutters less than former President Obama.

By Howie at 05:00 PM | Comments |

February 14, 2017

Mike Flynn You're Fired

It seems like just yesterday Flynn and Trump were holding hands, young and in love.


Ok so I was wondering how long it would be before Trump whipped out the axe, anyway technically Flynn committed Seppuku. Whatever.

By Howie at 07:51 AM | Comments |

January 20, 2017

Only Now At The End Do You Understand

Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Trump Side.

Now, you will pay the price for your lack of vision!

By Howie at 07:59 AM | Comments |

January 11, 2017

The Mother of All Press Conferences

See, I told you all you were underestimating the entertainment value of a Trump Presidency

Buckle up Jawas!

By Howie at 04:48 PM | Comments |

January 10, 2017

Watersportsgate Pencatine Edition

I call for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Trump.


It was a Joke Mr. Trump I swear to God.

By Howie at 09:13 PM | Comments |

December 13, 2016

Sandcrawler PSA: PEOTUS Priapism

Holy oilfields Batman!

He's er, letting them have it. Non-stop, joyfully.....

By Howie at 07:26 AM | Comments |

November 17, 2016

Blog Sabbath On Mostly Friday Caption Contest: Post Trump Edition

You know one of these days it will be fun when I judge the last couple contests, maybe.

Anway Caption this image of President Elect Trump and Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe.


Fatwas will be issued. I swear.

Update: Fatwas issued!

The I Will Cut Ur Neck fatwa issued against Frustrated Teacher for

God, I hope he doesn't nuke us again!!
The Why U Insult Holly Koran? fatwa issued against The Man from Athens fro
Damn Jap just farted!
The Devil Will Do Meetballs From Your Body fatwa issued against Ken Zevo for
Abe: I f*cked your wife, back before you married her.

By Howie at 09:43 PM | Comments |

November 07, 2016

Scoundrel 2016!



Oh come on, its funny. And true. Vote for the guy who's willing to kill a few Stormtroopers in a act of treason and smile while doing it. You know he's bad, but he's a good pilot, and you need him.

I mean only if you want to save The Republic. You do want to save The Republic don't you, baby?

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By Howie at 07:05 PM | Comments |

August 01, 2016

Jawa Report Officially Endorses Donald Trump

Someone is attempting to make Trump President by pointing out that Melania was once in a hot artsy sexy good gay photograph.


And also some other super hot photographs.


Um, so that does it, this Trump guy makes Bill Clinton look like an amateur. He picks this.


Hillary picks.


He picks this girl.


Who keeps and turns in his DNA.

So who's the better picker here? We're all in for Trump now.

By Howie at 07:53 AM | Comments |

July 19, 2016

Video: Melania Trump's full speech at the 2016 Republican National Convention

Personally given her difficulties and nervousness during the speech, I feel Mrs. Trump passed the test. No major problems, a bit of stumbling over language.

Of course last night was all about evaluating her as a potential First Lady. She will improve, become more comfortable. She'll do.

She was good enough the liberal rags felt the need to attack her for serveral very generic political statements which they feel were "stolen" from Michelle Obama.

Here's one that wasn't stolen from Mooch. "I will never take the freedoms this country offers for granted." Whereas Moochelle hates America. Hates living in a house that slaves built .

So unless Moochelle has copyrighted "Hard Work" and "Dreams" then the left's Muckrakers need to shut it.

By Howie at 08:55 AM | Comments |

July 14, 2016

Republican Ox in The Proverbiall Ditch

Hey its just like 1982!


If you recall "Ditch" was a frequent meme against Ronald Reagan because of his nickname Dutch Reagan.

But now.... its Ditch Trump.

Whatever, its almost as if the lights are on, but no one is home.

By Howie at 08:42 AM | Comments |

June 16, 2016

Democratic Attack Plan Leak

Is totally here at Right Scoop.

Donald Trump Said He Would Repeal The Affordable Care Act And Replace It
With “Something Terrific.”

Donald Trump’s Tax Plan Would Eliminate The Estate Tax. “

Donald Trump’s Tax Plan Would Cut The Corporate Tax Rate To 15%. “

Donald Trump’s Tax Plan Would Cut Taxes On Capital Gains.

Sounds like a losing issue? Its almost a list of things that benefit Trump. There's some other stuff in there like Donald Trump was a mean kid who beat up his music teacher and got sent off to military school.

Here is a dramatization of those types of events.

By Howie at 08:13 AM | Comments |

June 10, 2016

Truth! Still Stranger Than Fiction

Horrible disgusting Rosanne Barr endorses Donald Trump.

Comedian Roseanne Barr is rooting for presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump to win the general election over likely rival Hillary Clinton.

"I think we would be so lucky if Trump won," she told The Hollywood Reporter.

"Because then it wouldn't be Hilary."

Go figure.

By Howie at 12:39 PM | Comments |

March 29, 2016

Perspective: Things Female Journalists Do Edition

Its tough being, you know, a female journalist on the beat.

Damn that's pretty bad, but THIS is really AFU!

Um.... I know I know, Trumphitler or something..

But Hey, you idiots made me do it, the world has gone stark raving mad.

By Howie at 05:57 PM | Comments |

March 22, 2016

Primary Results American Samoa Arizona Utah

Here we go primary results, remember there is an election going on.

American Samoa: Voting.

Arizona: AZ: Trump wins 47.1% with 75% reporting. (58 delegates)
Cruz 24.7%
Other 18.2% LOL
Kasich 10.0%

Dems: Clinton 57.8% with 78% reporting.
Sanders 39.7%

(Note reports of lots of folks in line at closing, Bernie supporters apparently are not a punctual bunch)

Utah: Cruz wins 69.2% with 85% reporting. (40 delegates)
Kasich 16.9%
Trump 14%

Dems: Sanders wins 79.7% with 82% reporting.
Clinton 19.8%

(Same reports of long lines, also Dems vote in Idaho, same same)

Idaho Dems: Sanders wins at 78% with 100% reporting.
Clinton 21.2%

Updated delegate counts as of 03/23 07:00 cdt.

Trump 741.
Cruz 461.
Kasich 145.
Rubio 166.

Dems: Clinton 1711.
Sanders 939.

By Howie at 09:00 PM | Comments |

March 18, 2016

Brilliance! Anonymous Clowns "Hack" Trump Send Terrorist Letter

I've seen the pastebin its pretty much information that you could find, no great "revelations" just phones and addresses, and the SSN of Trump.

Earlier this month, infamous hacker collective Anonymous declared "war" on Donald Trump who they accuse of being a fascist and seeking to institute a dictatorship in America.

We're not sure how many people took them seriously and we're almost positive Trump himself got a good, hearty laugh at the threat (after all, the group also declared "war" on Bakr al-Baghdadi) but on Thursday, the group claims it has released Trump's phone number and social security number.

Within hours nutbags took the information and did even dumber things.
A law enforcement official says New York City police and the FBI are investigating a threatening letter sent to the Manhattan apartment of Donald Trump’s son, Eric.

The official says the envelope sent to Eric Trump’s apartment on Central Park South on Thursday contained a suspicious white powder and a threatening letter. There were no injuries and the official said preliminary tests indicated that the white substance was not hazardous.

Brilliant move!

Now Anonymous pissed off Trump, and probably folks who would like to do him a favor, you know, favors of the casino variety. And also the FBI, Secret Service.

Basically they screwed themselves so they can send terrorist letters? Not the brightest bulbs in the chandelier. But we'll be sure to send a card as soon as we know which Federal prison they end up in.

Oooops: Apparently there is a split among Anonymous as to if this is was a good idea.

By Howie at 08:44 AM | Comments |

March 12, 2016

Trump Attacker's Online Jihad

Conservative Treehouse:

An attempted physical attack on Donald Trump took place earlier today in Dayton Ohio – DETAILS HERE – The attacker was identified as Tommy DiMassimo.

A student of Wright University in Dayton Ohio, Tom Dimassimo is a progressive leftist thug who has participated in various protests including flag

His twitter feed is here.

Fine American..... yeah....

Also he hates baby Jesus.

Which is against Islam which says the Lord sent Gabriel to um, you know,... insult Mary... reports the above video was a hoax, .

Dimassimo, a student at Wright State University in Dayton, has been an avid supporter of the Black Lives Matter movement and Vermont Senator and presidential candidate Bernie Sanders on social media.

He has also taken part in rallies and protests in the past, including a rally at Wright State in April 2015, when he was recorded dragging an American flag. You can watch video from that protest above.

He captioned the video, “Students at Wright State University #NotMyFlag protest. The protest occurred to stand in solidarity with the symbolic actions of Eric Sheppard.”

Sheppard, a student at Valdosta State University in Georgia, who created national controversy by standing on the American flag during a protest at his campus.

So far as I have found he is an Islamist and probably racist against white people or connected to those who are on tumbler, but not overtly ISIS.

By Howie at 08:18 PM | Comments |

March 11, 2016

Where's Dr. Rusty Shackleford? Trump Rally Edition

Violence broke out in Chicago tonight, a protest on the UIC campus by students and protesters caused Trump to cancel his speech.

Here eyewitness Rusty Shackleford.

One protester, 64-year-old Dede Rottman of Chicago, carried a placard that read: “Build a Wall Around Trump. I’ll Pay for it.”


However, 19-year-old Rusty Shackleford of Lombard, in line to attend the Trump rally, said he was there to “support the man who wants to make America great again.”

Chicago community activist Quo Vadis said hundreds of protesters had positioned themselves in groups around the arena, and that they intend to demonstrate right after Trump takes the stage. Their goal, he said, is “for Donald to take the stage and to completely interrupt him. The plan is to shut Donald Trump all the way down.”

19? LOL She must have been really hot to get him to tell a lie that big.

By Howie at 09:46 PM | Comments |

February 29, 2016

The Worst Thing About The Trump/David Duke Setup

Is not that the media tried to hang a KKK anvil around Donald's neck.

Knowing fill well the history of Trump refusing to run in the Reform Party because of Duke's presence in 2000.

But that Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz never thought twice about joining with the media in the latest political attack. Since the Nevada Caucus the NetRoots on the left have been pushing, building a Trump KKK internet straw man.

Cruz and Rubio had no problem joining the party. Well done, Hlinko well done.

So the only conservative not willing to jump on the Leftaction lies bandwagon was Mike Huckabee.

The problem is everyone see's that every traditional politician is willing to say anything, anything at at all, no matter how dirty to take Trump out.

They'll even ally themselves with the lowest of the low of the left wing guerilla marketing partisans.

I'm not surprised at all by the left....

After all, they've played this card many times. But for the right to pick up this banner and carry it?

Personally I don't care much for Donald Trump as a personality. But he is a qualified candidate. What I'm losing faith in is the Republican Party as a party of principal, of fairness. Of a party better than the Democrats.

That Republican Party is gone. Both alternatives to Trump now squarely siding on a LeftAction talking point lie.

So tell me how I can vote for ANY OF THEM?

By Howie at 01:16 PM | Comments |

February 18, 2016

We're Doomed! Totally 100% Doomed!

So why you're hanging out at Hot Airreading about the doomage, go insult Ben Sasse.

If you’re in the “Anybody But Trump” camp, you need someone, preferably multiple candidates, to go home after SC. Kasich’s probably not going anywhere since he has his eye on Ohio and Michigan, but he may be a small enough factor in the SEC primary that his vote total doesn’t much affect the others. Carson and, in all likelihood, Bush should be on life support come Sunday morning, though. If they don’t pull the plug, Cruz may be the last hope of beating Trump. And given his numbers in his “stronghold” in South Carolina this week, that hope seems thin.
It will make you feel better.

By Howie at 07:39 PM | Comments |

February 10, 2016

@ockisdead No, I'm not Kidding

Ha! Ha!

Talk about a hot-button issue.

Trouble was brewing over a Donald Trump sticker Wednesday on the Queens campus of St. John’s University.


A student at the private college had a cup of coffee tossed in his face after he threatened on Twitter to smash a classmate’s computer because of her allegiance to the GOP front-runner.

Clifford Durand, 18, posted a photo of an unsuspecting fellow student with a “Trump Make America Great Again” sticker on her laptop and asked his followers to share the image.

Word has it that he was upset because, "Panthers gonna cop the dub." Cept um, didn't happen.



Everybody dance!

Good it is to be a gangster.

By Howie at 07:04 PM | Comments |