March 15, 2017
Sandcrawler KihnSpiracy Theory: Kremlintrolls Troll Maddow
February 28, 2017
Trump's Speech To Joint Session of Landsraad
Jawa Recommended Soundtrack to Entrance
February 16, 2017
The Mother of The Mother of All Press Conferences
I have no comment really. Save he stutters less than former President Obama.
February 14, 2017
Mike Flynn You're Fired
Ok so I was wondering how long it would be before Trump whipped out the axe, anyway technically Flynn committed Seppuku. Whatever.
January 20, 2017
Only Now At The End Do You Understand
Now, you will pay the price for your lack of vision!
January 11, 2017
The Mother of All Press Conferences
See, I told you all you were underestimating the entertainment value of a Trump Presidency
Buckle up Jawas!
January 10, 2017
Watersportsgate Pencatine Edition
I call for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Trump.
It was a Joke Mr. Trump I swear to God.
December 13, 2016
Sandcrawler PSA: PEOTUS Priapism
He's er, letting them have it. Non-stop, joyfully.....
November 17, 2016
Blog Sabbath On Mostly Friday Caption Contest: Post Trump Edition
You know one of these days it will be fun when I judge the last couple contests, maybe.
Fatwas will be issued. I swear.
Update: Fatwas issued!
The I Will Cut Ur Neck fatwa issued against Frustrated Teacher for
God, I hope he doesn't nuke us again!!The Why U Insult Holly Koran? fatwa issued against The Man from Athens fro
Damn Jap just farted!The Devil Will Do Meetballs From Your Body fatwa issued against Ken Zevo for
Abe: I f*cked your wife, back before you married her.
November 09, 2016
President-elect Donald Trump full victory speech
November 07, 2016
Oh come on, its funny. And true. Vote for the guy who's willing to kill a few Stormtroopers in a act of treason and smile while doing it. You know he's bad, but he's a good pilot, and you need him.
I mean only if you want to save The Republic. You do want to save The Republic don't you, baby?
August 01, 2016
Jawa Report Officially Endorses Donald Trump
Someone is attempting to make Trump President by pointing out that Melania was once in a hot artsy sexy good gay photograph.
Um, so that does it, this Trump guy makes Bill Clinton look like an amateur. He picks this.
He picks this girl.
Who keeps and turns in his DNA.
So who's the better picker here? We're all in for Trump now.
July 19, 2016
Video: Melania Trump's full speech at the 2016 Republican National Convention
Personally given her difficulties and nervousness during the speech, I feel Mrs. Trump passed the test. No major problems, a bit of stumbling over language.
Of course last night was all about evaluating her as a potential First Lady. She will improve, become more comfortable. She'll do.
She was good enough the liberal rags felt the need to attack her for serveral very generic political statements which they feel were "stolen" from Michelle Obama.
Here's one that wasn't stolen from Mooch. "I will never take the freedoms this country offers for granted." Whereas Moochelle hates America. Hates living in a house that slaves built .
So unless Moochelle has copyrighted "Hard Work" and "Dreams" then the left's Muckrakers need to shut it.
Manafort on plagiarism attacks: When Hillary Clinton is threatened by a woman she always tries to destroy her https://t.co/KtWu0JN8Dv— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) July 19, 2016
July 14, 2016
Republican Ox in The Proverbiall Ditch
Hey its just like 1982!
If you recall "Ditch" was a frequent meme against Ronald Reagan because of his nickname Dutch Reagan.
Whatever, its almost as if the lights are on, but no one is home.
June 16, 2016
Democratic Attack Plan Leak
Donald Trump Said He Would Repeal The Affordable Care Act And Replace ItSounds like a losing issue? Its almost a list of things that benefit Trump. There's some other stuff in there like Donald Trump was a mean kid who beat up his music teacher and got sent off to military school.
With “Something Terrific.”
Donald Trump’s Tax Plan Would Eliminate The Estate Tax. “
Donald Trump’s Tax Plan Would Cut The Corporate Tax Rate To 15%. “
Donald Trump’s Tax Plan Would Cut Taxes On Capital Gains.
Here is a dramatization of those types of events.
June 10, 2016
Truth! Still Stranger Than Fiction
Comedian Roseanne Barr is rooting for presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump to win the general election over likely rival Hillary Clinton.Go figure.
"I think we would be so lucky if Trump won," she told The Hollywood Reporter.
"Because then it wouldn't be Hilary."
March 29, 2016
Perspective: Things Female Journalists Do Edition
Its tough being, you know, a female journalist on the beat.
Damn that's pretty bad, but THIS is really AFU!
Um.... I know I know, Trumphitler or something..
But Hey, you idiots made me do it, the world has gone stark raving mad.
March 22, 2016
Primary Results American Samoa Arizona Utah
Here we go primary results, remember there is an election going on.
American Samoa: Voting.
Arizona: AZ: Trump wins 47.1% with 75% reporting. (58 delegates)
Other 18.2% LOL
Dems: Clinton 57.8% with 78% reporting.
Utah: Cruz wins 69.2% with 85% reporting. (40 delegates)
Dems: Sanders wins 79.7% with 82% reporting.
(Same reports of long lines, also Dems vote in Idaho, same same)
Idaho Dems: Sanders wins at 78% with 100% reporting.
Updated delegate counts as of 03/23 07:00 cdt.
Dems: Clinton 1711.
March 18, 2016
Brilliance! Anonymous Clowns "Hack" Trump Send Terrorist Letter
I've seen the pastebin its pretty much information that you could find, no great "revelations" just phones and addresses, and the SSN of Trump.
Earlier this month, infamous hacker collective Anonymous declared "war" on Donald Trump who they accuse of being a fascist and seeking to institute a dictatorship in America.Within hours nutbags took the information and did even dumber things.
We're not sure how many people took them seriously and we're almost positive Trump himself got a good, hearty laugh at the threat (after all, the group also declared "war" on Bakr al-Baghdadi) but on Thursday, the group claims it has released Trump's phone number and social security number.
A law enforcement official says New York City police and the FBI are investigating a threatening letter sent to the Manhattan apartment of Donald Trump’s son, Eric.Brilliant move!
The official says the envelope sent to Eric Trump’s apartment on Central Park South on Thursday contained a suspicious white powder and a threatening letter. There were no injuries and the official said preliminary tests indicated that the white substance was not hazardous.
Now Anonymous pissed off Trump, and probably folks who would like to do him a favor, you know, favors of the casino variety. And also the FBI, Secret Service.
Basically they screwed themselves so they can send terrorist letters? Not the brightest bulbs in the chandelier. But we'll be sure to send a card as soon as we know which Federal prison they end up in.
Oooops: Apparently there is a split among Anonymous as to if this is was a good idea.
March 12, 2016
Trump Attacker's Online Jihad
An attempted physical attack on Donald Trump took place earlier today in Dayton Ohio – DETAILS HERE – The attacker was identified as Tommy DiMassimo.His twitter feed is here.
A student of Wright University in Dayton Ohio, Tom Dimassimo is a progressive leftist thug who has participated in various protests including flag
I've had about all I can take from the violent trump ralliers— MARLON BANDO (@Younglionking7) March 11, 2016
Saturday im going to check my people and spit on their false king
Fine American..... yeah....
Also he hates baby Jesus.
Which is against Islam which says the Lord sent Gabriel to um, you know,... insult Mary...
Dimassimo, a student at Wright State University in Dayton, has been an avid supporter of the Black Lives Matter movement and Vermont Senator and presidential candidate Bernie Sanders on social media.
He has also taken part in rallies and protests in the past, including a rally at Wright State in April 2015, when he was recorded dragging an American flag. You can watch video from that protest above.
He captioned the video, “Students at Wright State University #NotMyFlag protest. The protest occurred to stand in solidarity with the symbolic actions of Eric Sheppard.”
Sheppard, a student at Valdosta State University in Georgia, who created national controversy by standing on the American flag during a protest at his campus.
So far as I have found he is an Islamist and probably racist against white people or connected to those who are on tumbler, but not overtly ISIS.
March 11, 2016
Where's Dr. Rusty Shackleford? Trump Rally Edition
Here eyewitness Rusty Shackleford.
One protester, 64-year-old Dede Rottman of Chicago, carried a placard that read: “Build a Wall Around Trump. I’ll Pay for it.”19? LOL She must have been really hot to get him to tell a lie that big.
However, 19-year-old Rusty Shackleford of Lombard, in line to attend the Trump rally, said he was there to “support the man who wants to make America great again.”
Chicago community activist Quo Vadis said hundreds of protesters had positioned themselves in groups around the arena, and that they intend to demonstrate right after Trump takes the stage. Their goal, he said, is “for Donald to take the stage and to completely interrupt him. The plan is to shut Donald Trump all the way down.”
February 29, 2016
The Worst Thing About The Trump/David Duke Setup
Knowing fill well the history of Trump refusing to run in the Reform Party because of Duke's presence in 2000.
But that Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz never thought twice about joining with the media in the latest political attack. Since the Nevada Caucus the NetRoots on the left have been pushing, building a Trump KKK internet straw man.
Cruz and Rubio had no problem joining the party. Well done, Hlinko well done.
So the only conservative not willing to jump on the Leftaction lies bandwagon was Mike Huckabee.
The problem is everyone see's that every traditional politician is willing to say anything, anything at at all, no matter how dirty to take Trump out.
They'll even ally themselves with the lowest of the low of the left wing guerilla marketing partisans.
I'm not surprised at all by the left....
After all, they've played this card many times. But for the right to pick up this banner and carry it?
Personally I don't care much for Donald Trump as a personality. But he is a qualified candidate. What I'm losing faith in is the Republican Party as a party of principal, of fairness. Of a party better than the Democrats.
That Republican Party is gone. Both alternatives to Trump now squarely siding on a LeftAction talking point lie.
So tell me how I can vote for ANY OF THEM?
February 18, 2016
We're Doomed! Totally 100% Doomed!
So why you're hanging out at Hot Airreading about the doomage, go insult Ben Sasse.
If you’re in the “Anybody But Trump” camp, you need someone, preferably multiple candidates, to go home after SC. Kasich’s probably not going anywhere since he has his eye on Ohio and Michigan, but he may be a small enough factor in the SEC primary that his vote total doesn’t much affect the others. Carson and, in all likelihood, Bush should be on life support come Sunday morning, though. If they don’t pull the plug, Cruz may be the last hope of beating Trump. And given his numbers in his “stronghold” in South Carolina this week, that hope seems thin.It will make you feel better.
February 10, 2016
@ockisdead No, I'm not Kidding
Talk about a hot-button issue.Word has it that he was upset because, "Panthers gonna cop the dub." Cept um, didn't happen.
Trouble was brewing over a Donald Trump sticker Wednesday on the Queens campus of St. John’s University.
A student at the private college had a cup of coffee tossed in his face after he threatened on Twitter to smash a classmate’s computer because of her allegiance to the GOP front-runner.
Clifford Durand, 18, posted a photo of an unsuspecting fellow student with a “Trump Make America Great Again” sticker on her laptop and asked his followers to share the image.