May 09, 2014

Evidence al-Qaeda in Yemen Acted on Fatwa Allowing Gay Sex to Stretch Anus For Bombs

Remember when al-Shabaab charged that one of the reasons they wanted to kill Omar Hamammi was because he possessed condoms? I do....

Anyway the Yemeni Army found evidence of homosexual activity when it raided AQAP's stronghold near Subaihi.


Its unclear if the contraceptives were being used for Halal gay sex or Haram gay sex. Either way its still like totally Eeeeewwwwww!

Hat Tip: Jane.

By Howie at 09:41 AM | Comments |

February 25, 2014

Where's Rusty? Top Homosexual Edition

He's in Uganda because a tabloid there published the names of 200 potential new lovers.

A Ugandan newspaper published a list Tuesday of what it called the country's "200 top" homosexuals, outing some Ugandans who previously had not identified themselves as gay one day after the president enacted a harsh anti-gay law.

Homosexuality has long been criminalized in Uganda under a colonial-era law that outlawed sex acts "against the order of nature."

Some Ugandan lawyers and activists have said they will challenge the law in court as unconstitutional and impossible to implement.

Oh I see the problem is Christian Colonial hegemony!

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By Howie at 11:31 AM | Comments |

December 20, 2013

Indian Muslim Cleric Issues Fatwa Against Gays and Sluts GLAAD Silent

Jihad Watch:

Muslim cleric issues fatwa calling for homosexuals to be burnt alive, pushed from high wall or stoned.

But gay activists everywhere know that Phil Robertson is the real threat.

But its just their culture to burn gays alive, racists!

The cleric went on to state that a slut, or woman in a forbidden sexual relationship outside of marriage has no rights or claims that that a wife would have in regards to property or child custody.

I mean even less rights than a wife has now which are few. Women seldom win custody or support under Islamic common law.

By Howie at 09:54 AM | Comments |

August 12, 2013

God Hates Being Lonely


By Howie at 08:14 AM | Comments |

May 29, 2013

The Ghey?

(Hat Tip: IHateTheMedia)

Rense.com asks "Is Obama Gay?"

I've used a few of their pictures here, but also included a couple of my own.

The first sign you might be gay, is your wife looks more manly than you do:

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Another sign is if you throw like a girl:

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Do you flaunt and giggle?

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Do you sit "pretty"?

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Do you like to snuggle close to male friends?

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...and hold hands while gazing into each others' eyes?

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Is your wrist limp?

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Do you enjoy eating provocatively in public view?

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These are all signs but are not conclusive.

Remember, gay or not, you are the best you you can be!

By DMartyr at 10:49 AM | Comments |

May 14, 2013

Meanwhile, In Syria: Allahu Gaybar

Video states "Assad" troops but any stuff coming out of Syria is subject to scrutiny.

Not to say some don't do this because, well, they prolly all do:

By Stable Hand at 01:50 PM | Comments |

April 02, 2013

Why Are Two Chicago Teachers Union [CTU] Thugs Concerned With Penis Sizes?

Jeremy Segal [aka Rebel Pundit] was assaulted covering the CTU march against school closures.

By Steve Gunn
EAGnews.org

CHICAGO – The Chicago Teachers Union and the Chicago Police Department were obviously working in tandem last Wednesday, and EAGnews reporter Jeremy Segal was an unwanted party crasher.

Why else would the police arrest two union supporters for allegedly assaulting Segal during a union protest, then turn around and let them go without pursuing charges?

Segal was in Chicago Wednesday to film and interview protesters participating in a downtown rally against the planned closing of 54 public schools.

The rally was sponsored by the radical Chicago Teachers Union. Segal spent part of his time interviewing CTU President Karen Lewis, who stood mute for most of his questions, and the Rev. Jesse Jackson, who answered a few.

A while after his first encounter with Lewis and Jackson, Segal noticed a banner at the head the protest march representing the International Socialist Organization. He returned to where Lewis and Jackson were walking together, hoping to ask Jackson a question about the propriety of protesting with socialists[...]

Despite the obvious injustice of the incident, Segal said he probably will not pursue the matter any further.

“I wasn’t planning on it,” he said. “They didn’t hurt me. But I do think they infringed on my rights. They infringed on my First Amendment right to conduct my business. Jesse Jackson and Karen Lewis never told me to stop asking questions. None of their handlers or staff asked me to stop asking questions. If they felt I was in the wrong, they would have gone to the police to get rid of me.

“Instead they put the union muscle on me.”

[Read it all]

"Penis size"?

Lame and childish and just think, these people teach children.

By Stable Hand at 11:02 AM | Comments |

March 13, 2013

Where's Rusty?

He's been writing Dear Abby about Vinnie.

I am a gay man who has been single for seven years. I met this guy, "Mark," about 10 months ago and we hit it off immediately. We have almost everything in common except that I'm a Democrat and he's a Republican. We both know how we feel about our political differences and decided to continue dating anyway.

My problem concerns my other gay friends, mostly Democrats, who don't like Mark because he's a Republican. I have tried explaining to them that we overlook our differences and concentrate on the many things we have in common, and they should try to do the same. But they no longer invite me to gatherings and their phone calls have ceased.

By Howie at 08:03 AM | Comments |

March 10, 2013

War P0rn: The Final Smooch

Not too graphic but very ghey.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=470_1362819741

By DMartyr at 01:56 PM | Comments |

February 16, 2013

Brokeback Mujahideen Nasheed

By Stable Hand at 01:55 PM | Comments |

February 12, 2013

Iraq: What Is With Cross-dressing Terrorists?

Iraqi police nab 3 terror suspects disguised as women

The Iraqi police on Tuesday (February 12th) arrested three men wanted by the judiciary on terrorism charges in the Ur neighbourhood, eastern Baghdad.
Omar, how many times did Muhammed tell you not to wear a short burkah?

Busted again and again and again.

By Stable Hand at 09:57 PM | Comments |

January 03, 2013

Nepotism is Bad Gay

Especially in this case.

A HIGH-RANKING MTA executive helped her domestic partner get a cushy railroad job and may have run afoul of ethics regulations, an audit report states.

Sherry Herrington, the $170,000 operations chief at Metro-North Railroad praised her partner’s qualifications in an email to the human resources department without revealing their relationship, according to the report by state Controller Thomas DiNapoli’s office.

*My mental eye! It Burns!.

*Remember when two woman are in a same sex relationship if either or both are unattractive or Nepotists its bad gay. Um yeah.


By Howie at 09:05 AM | Comments |

November 03, 2012

Turkey: Muslim Who Had Sex Change Operation Wants His Penis Back

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Dickless

No, really

A transsexual living in Mersin who underwent surgery to become a woman has requested a change in regulations so that she can return to being a man by having a penis reattached to her body.

D.K., a 34-year-old originally from the eastern province of Van who describes herself as a believing Muslim, asked the Directorate of Religious Affairs whether it was religiously permissible to receive a penis transplant from a cadaver, but religious officials said it was impermissible unless the penis originally belonged to the transplant recipient.

“I am a believer,” said D.K. “I perform my prayers like a man, not like a woman. This decision has affected me a lot. I want a legal injunction.”

Shorter: "I don't like praying in the back and/or in a separate room".

Bwahahahaha

By Stable Hand at 02:28 PM | Comments |

October 26, 2012

Where's The Outrage?

From The Daily Caller via Breitbart:

“I was getting ready for work and there was a knock at the door,” Wood emailed The Daily Caller late Wednesday. “I opened it, and a guy wrapped a ligature around my neck, slammed my head into the doorway, and smashed my face into a mirror, telling me ‘You should have kept your [f*******] mouth shut.’”

“He then kidney-punched me, while at the same time saying I was ‘warned,’ and continued to beat me,” he added.

Wood told The Daily Caller that vandalism preceding the assault, along with his attacker’s statements during the incident, suggested his sexual orientation and his politics each played a role.

Wood said his attacker’s reference to a warning likely pointed to graffiti he found painted on his car last week. The vandalism included the phrases “house trained republican faggot,” “traitor,” and “ur like a jew 4 hitler.”

It seems a hate crime is only a hate crime if perpetrated by a conservative against a liberal. The hypocrisy of the left is astounding.

Related:
Wisconsin Senator Neal Kedzie's Son Viciously Beaten Over His Romney/Ryan Yard Sign
Liberal-Speak: What's The Difference Between "Gays" And "F@ggots"?

By DMartyr at 01:11 PM | Comments |

September 04, 2012

Who Knew? Olbermann Has a Sand Fetish (Updated)

Gah:

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Update: Jose, in comments: "Just for the record - this is a parody of Keith's tweet from last night at the Lincoln Memorial".
https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/242776190321049600/photo/1

Good one @Jose_Galvan!

Update II: Olbermann just didn't get it AND he linked to the Sand image:

By Stable Hand at 10:38 AM | Comments |

August 22, 2012

Police Charge Nebraska Woman with False Report

I thought I was following up on an earlier post. But no, here's yet another Munchausen's sufferer.

CNN: A Nebraska "hate crime" that targeted an openly gay woman and that triggered responses from candlelight vigils locally to Facebook postings of support nationwide was staged by the alleged victim, authorities said Tuesday as they charged the woman with lying to police.

Charlie Rogers -- a former basketball player for the University of Nebraska who identifies herself as lesbian -- told police that three masked men entered her home on July 22, stripped her, tied her down, and carved homophobic slurs into her body before attempting to set her and the house on fire.

But the Lincoln Police Department said Tuesday that "the physical evidence conflicted with Charlie Rogers' version of events" and that "extensive investigation revealed numerous inconsistencies."

Previous: Alexandra Pennell Ain't Skeerd!

By Howie at 09:18 AM | Comments |

August 09, 2012

Where's Rusty? Phobic Edition

He's busy explaining, you know, stuff.

A young man who told police he was beaten up in a would-be hate crime appeared in court today admitting that he made the entire incident up.

The story of Joseph Baken travelled from Missoula, Montana across the country when a picture of his scratched and bruised face made waves on the internet.

Now, Baken has declared in court that he made the false police report after video surfaced of him attempting to do a back flip and failing.

Nailed it!

By Howie at 12:03 PM | Comments |

July 02, 2012

Is That A Tank Turret Or Are You Just Really Happy To See Me?

Andrew Sullivan proud of Anderson Cooper's gayness.

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Anderson Cooper, he's not a f@ggot.

By DMartyr at 01:41 PM | Comments |

June 24, 2012

Syrian Rebels Lose My Support

If our past posts haven't convinced you that the Syrian Rebels aren't the good guys the MSM is making them out to be, maybe this horror will:

By DMartyr at 11:03 AM | Comments |

June 01, 2012

Green Glo-Balls Power On!

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DC Comics has chosen the Superhero it will make gay. The winner is - The Green Lantern!

We really should have guessed this one. In a world where straight men prance around in tights and capes, only the Green Lantern adds a stylish puffy shirt.

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By DMartyr at 09:20 AM | Comments |

April 30, 2012

Rusty Declares War on Women
Updated: Chechen Women Killed for Loose Morals

Wait, lesbians need birth control???

UPDATE: Here's what a real war on women looks like:

Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov publicly announced that the dead women had “loose morals” and were rightfully shot by male relatives. He went on to describe women as the property of their husbands, and said their main role is to bear children.

“If a woman runs around and if a man runs around with her, both of them should be killed,” said Mr. Kadyrov, who often has stated his goal of making Chechnya “more Islamic than the Islamists.”

Thanks to William Teach.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:38 PM | Comments |

April 09, 2012

Where's Rusty?

He's writing a strongly worded letter to the editor at Daily Caller.

“Individuals who identify as straight but in psychological tests show a strong attraction to the same sex may be threatened by gays and lesbians because homosexuals remind them of similar tendencies within themselves."
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Vinnie was unavailable for comment.

By Howie at 09:44 AM | Comments |

March 15, 2012

I'm Boinking Sandra Fluke UPDATE: #JollyGreenCondomsCondom

Fabulously Rich Beta Males and the Progressive Chicks Who Dig Them......

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Update by SH: For such a teeny weiney (really, look at image above) Fluke's Fluker pretends his teeny weiney uses this. I wonder how much that one cost?

h/t SooperMexican

By Howie at 07:34 AM | Comments |

February 28, 2012

Where's Rusty?

My sources tell me he is trying to load that 55 gallon drum into Vinnie's pickup.

And they told me they where "going fishing".

By Howie at 03:14 PM | Comments |

January 27, 2012

Where's Xariif?

Congratulations to our own Xariif, who made it past this week's round on "Fear Factor"!

BTW, what they ultimately decided not to show was Xariif attempting to drink the other contestant's "punch" as well. Xariif did have one comment: "It's not quite as good as camel."

By DMartyr at 10:35 AM | Comments |

January 17, 2012

Where's Xariif?

In case you guys are wondering why we haven't seen her in a few days...

A Los Angeles woman was arrested last week for offering sexual favors in exchange for chicken McNuggets, according to Burbank police. (Fox)

I heard someone offered her a McRib sandwich instead, but that just sent her into an enraged diatribe about the evils of the Jews and pork products. She has her standards, you know.

By DMartyr at 11:20 AM | Comments |

December 02, 2011

Islamic Science! Letting Women Drive Makes You Gay

Bwwahahhaaaaa!!

Repealing a ban on women drivers in Saudi Arabia would result in ‘no more virgins’, the country’s religious council has warned.

A ‘scientific’ report claims relaxing the ban would also see more Saudis - both men and women - turn to homosexuality and pornography.

The startling conclusions were drawn by Muslim scholars at the Majlis al-Ifta’ al-A’ala, Saudi Arabia’s highest religious council, working in conjunction with Kamal Subhi, a former professor at the King Fahd University.

Whereas not letting women drive promotes good relations between young men and their goats.

The study was based on an Imam sitting in a Coffee shop with a bunch of slutty Muslimas in an unnamed Arab state.

The science is settled!

I wonder how it helps the glory of Islam when the whole f*cking world is laughing its ass off?

By Howie at 10:40 AM | Comments |

November 08, 2011

Toronto Phobes to Separate Buddy and Pedro

Time:

Buddy and Pedro are two male African penguins at the Toronto Zoo who seem to have a connection — a very special, loving connection — that has zookeepers wondering if their relationship is more than just a bromance.
The Toronto Zoo has decided to separate these two and cage them up with females hoping to force them to propagate their endangered species against their will. There was no comment from the scientists as to if the penguins' homosexuality contributed to their status as an endangered species.

I've sent repeated emails asking them rename the pair Rusty and Vinnie and keep the happy couple together. All to no avail.

By Howie at 01:12 PM | Comments |

October 14, 2011

#OccupyWallStreet Meltdown

Leave America ALONE!!!

Twinkle fingers up if you agree, but twinkle fingers down if you don't...

Lol, I can't stop laughing. Thanks to Pat Dollard for sharing this gem...

Related: #OccupyWallStreet protesters desecrate the American flag... Remind me again when Tea Partiers did that?

And Obama and Pelosi supports #OccupyWallStreet. @AlecBaldwin says this type of protesting is good.

By DMartyr at 11:13 AM | Comments |

September 29, 2011

New Android App Tests Whether Your Son Is Gay (Not That There's Anything Wrong With It)

From WTOP:

A new app for Android smartphones purports to provide an answer to the question "Is my son gay?" in 20 questions or less.

"After this test you'll have the proven answer to a question you might have since maybe a long time," reads the app page on the Android Market.

The app is currently $1.99. I downloaded it briefly to view the questions which, IMO, are so mild I seriously doubt the results are in any way accurate. Questions include:

"Does your son like sports?"

"Does he spend a long time in the bathroom?"

"Does he like to dress well?"

I think we, here at the Jawa Report, could do much better. So, in comments, come up with 20 question that would help determine the sexual orientation of a young man, and then we'll test them on Rusty to see how accurate they are.

By DMartyr at 11:05 AM | Comments |

September 15, 2011

Where's Rusty?

Renewing his passport in Australia

By Ronin at 09:27 AM | Comments |

August 10, 2011

Ghey Bert & Ernie: Incarcerated Ansar al Mujahideen/Revolution Muslim Members Approved!

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Especially " abunancy"!

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"We are not asking that Sesame Street do anything crude or disrespectful," the petition reads. "It can be done in a tasteful way. Let us teach tolerance of those that are different."[...]

The online campaign also has a companion Facebook page that has attracted as least 350 supporters as of Wednesday.[More...]

h/t RC

By Stable Hand at 11:54 AM | Comments |

August 06, 2011

The Jawa Report In PJTV's This Weeks Blog News!

Thanks to Howie's post on man boy love of the Taliban and Gerald for finding said man boy love on 6 out of 7 Taliban webmasters computers. Gerald PWND the Taliban's attempt at malware...the Jawas pwnd the website earlier and someone else hacked the Taliban and announced Mullah Omar was dead.

Tough 2 weeks for the MBLTalibanAssociation...lulz

h/t Herr Wilson

By Stable Hand at 12:16 PM | Comments |

August 05, 2011

Where People Speak With a Knife

Don't miss Chesler's review of the HBO documentary Love Crimes of Kabul, in which many women end up in a prison there. Oppressed by Sharia law and men who pardon themselves of every crime imaginable by blaming on the woman.

Forced, arranged marriage is a heartbreaking and soul-crushing Islamic reality. Yes, I know: tribal concepts of family honor and Arab desert customs take pride in the fact that they are able to break each individual’s will in the service of the larger good of the family, the clan, the most brutal patriarch, the historical past, and ultimately Allah himself.

Nevertheless, marrying a ten-year-old to her thirty-year-old, illiterate first cousin or to a man old enough to be her grandfather and who already has two wives and grown sons is barbaric and inhuman. Forcing a girl or a boy to marry someone against their will and preventing them from marrying the person of their choice is a crime against the heart. Often, such arranged marriages (and almost all marriages are arranged) include normalized wife-and daughter-in-law beating. The few shelters and jails for battered women and for the intended victims of honor killings in the Muslim world are filled with such stories.

....These women say that in their family “people speak with knives.” Alia is clear that if she is ever released from prison, her family will “quietly drown” her.

That some Religion of Women's rights you have there....

Another woman took things into her own hands when she became tired of her husband's behaviuor.

Courtesy of Amnesty International and Frontline/PBS, everyone now knows about the “dancing boys” of Afghanistan and about the Taliban and Kandahari penchant for young boys, who are often orphans, always poor boys, who are taught to dress and dance like women and with whom the older, dominant man has both anal and oral sex. There is no question that sodomy is a “happening” thing in Afghanistan.

Back to the Badum Bagh prison: One woman on camera admits that she finally killed her husband. Naseema is 45 years old and has no regrets. “Men like my husband should all be murdered. He had sex with boys and other women and with a seven year old girl. I did the world some good. But it’s considered a crime. I have no pain or remorse. I’m glad.”

What you mean he was Gay? Yup she's saying exactly that.

By Howie at 09:47 AM | Comments |

July 19, 2011

Where's Rusty?

Donating blood....

Aaron Pace, 22, recently visited Bio-Blood Components Inc., in Gary, which pays up to $40 for blood and plasma donations. But during the interview process, he said, he was told he couldn't give blood because he seems gay.

Though Pace is "admittedly and noticeably effeminate," according to the Chicago Sun-Times, he says he's straight.

"It's not right that homeless people can give blood but homosexuals can't," Pace told the paper. "And I'm not even a homosexual."

Yeah yeah yeah, we know, totally 100% not gay.

By Howie at 09:21 AM | Comments |

July 04, 2011

Where's Rusty?

Writing terrorist "training manuals".

al-Qaeda fanatics in Britain are being taught to avoid detection – by pretending to be gay.
Nice touch. And I thought I was gullible?

All your manuals are belong to us.

By Howie at 01:54 PM | Comments |

June 30, 2011

St Louis: Is Umar Lee Ghey?

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Dawud Adib

Or is Umar Lee calling Imam Dawood Adeeb [Dawud Adib] ghey?

WWMPF Part II

I think Umar is the ghey one, just sayin

h/t raultalbot7

Fatwa?

By Stable Hand at 12:10 PM | Comments |

June 28, 2011

Cross Dressing Senior Leader Of Al Qaeda Group Captured

It's not nice to fool Allah, and Allah knows best

KABUL, Afghanistan -- A senior leader of an Al Qaeda-linked terror group has been captured in northern Afghanistan dressed up like a woman -- the latest in a recent series of cases involving male militants disguised as females, the U.S.-led military coalition said Tuesday.

A joint Afghan and coalition force apprehended a senior figure from the Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan and two of his associates during a nighttime operation Monday in Kunduz city, NATO said

It said the militant, who also supported the Taliban network, had planned attacks against the Afghan National Police, as well as various suicide bombings and assaults against other Afghan security forces.[More]

NATO hasn't released the names of the ghey dude and his two lovers.

By Stable Hand at 08:32 PM | Comments |