January 27, 2012

Congratulations to our own Xariif, who made it past this week's round on "Fear Factor"!

BTW, what they ultimately decided not to show was Xariif attempting to drink the other contestant's "punch" as well. Xariif did have one comment: "It's not quite as good as camel."

January 17, 2012

In case you guys are wondering why we haven't seen her in a few days...

A Los Angeles woman was arrested last week for offering sexual favors in exchange for chicken McNuggets, according to Burbank police. (Fox)

I heard someone offered her a McRib sandwich instead, but that just sent her into an enraged diatribe about the evils of the Jews and pork products. She has her standards, you know.

December 02, 2011

Bwwahahhaaaaa!!

Repealing a ban on women drivers in Saudi Arabia would result in ‘no more virgins’, the country’s religious council has warned.

A ‘scientific’ report claims relaxing the ban would also see more Saudis - both men and women - turn to homosexuality and pornography.

The startling conclusions were drawn by Muslim scholars at the Majlis al-Ifta’ al-A’ala, Saudi Arabia’s highest religious council, working in conjunction with Kamal Subhi, a former professor at the King Fahd University.

The study was based on an Imam sitting in a Coffee shop with a bunch of slutty Muslimas in an unnamed Arab state.

The science is settled!

I wonder how it helps the glory of Islam when the whole f*cking world is laughing its ass off?

November 08, 2011

Time:

Buddy and Pedro are two male African penguins at the Toronto Zoo who seem to have a connection — a very special, loving connection — that has zookeepers wondering if their relationship is more than just a bromance.

I've sent repeated emails asking them rename the pair Rusty and Vinnie and keep the happy couple together. All to no avail.

October 14, 2011

Leave America ALONE!!!

Twinkle fingers up if you agree, but twinkle fingers down if you don't...

Lol, I can't stop laughing. Thanks to Pat Dollard for sharing this gem...

Related: #OccupyWallStreet protesters desecrate the American flag... Remind me again when Tea Partiers did that?

And Obama and Pelosi supports #OccupyWallStreet. @AlecBaldwin says this type of protesting is good.

September 29, 2011

From WTOP:

A new app for Android smartphones purports to provide an answer to the question "Is my son gay?" in 20 questions or less.

"After this test you'll have the proven answer to a question you might have since maybe a long time," reads the app page on the Android Market.

The app is currently $1.99. I downloaded it briefly to view the questions which, IMO, are so mild I seriously doubt the results are in any way accurate. Questions include:

"Does your son like sports?"

"Does he spend a long time in the bathroom?"

"Does he like to dress well?"

I think we, here at the Jawa Report, could do much better. So, in comments, come up with 20 question that would help determine the sexual orientation of a young man, and then we'll test them on Rusty to see how accurate they are.

September 15, 2011

Renewing his passport in Australia

August 10, 2011

Especially " abunancy"!

Online push for Bert & Ernie to get married on Sesame Street

"We are not asking that Sesame Street do anything crude or disrespectful," the petition reads. "It can be done in a tasteful way. Let us teach tolerance of those that are different."[...]

The online campaign also has a companion Facebook page that has attracted as least 350 supporters as of Wednesday.[More...]

August 06, 2011

Thanks to Howie's post on man boy love of the Taliban and Gerald for finding said man boy love on 6 out of 7 Taliban webmasters computers. Gerald PWND the Taliban's attempt at malware...the Jawas pwnd the website earlier and someone else hacked the Taliban and announced Mullah Omar was dead.

Tough 2 weeks for the MBLTalibanAssociation...lulz

h/t Herr Wilson

August 05, 2011

Don't miss Chesler's review of the HBO documentary Love Crimes of Kabul, in which many women end up in a prison there. Oppressed by Sharia law and men who pardon themselves of every crime imaginable by blaming on the woman.

Forced, arranged marriage is a heartbreaking and soul-crushing Islamic reality. Yes, I know: tribal concepts of family honor and Arab desert customs take pride in the fact that they are able to break each individual’s will in the service of the larger good of the family, the clan, the most brutal patriarch, the historical past, and ultimately Allah himself.

Nevertheless, marrying a ten-year-old to her thirty-year-old, illiterate first cousin or to a man old enough to be her grandfather and who already has two wives and grown sons is barbaric and inhuman. Forcing a girl or a boy to marry someone against their will and preventing them from marrying the person of their choice is a crime against the heart. Often, such arranged marriages (and almost all marriages are arranged) include normalized wife-and daughter-in-law beating. The few shelters and jails for battered women and for the intended victims of honor killings in the Muslim world are filled with such stories.

....These women say that in their family “people speak with knives.” Alia is clear that if she is ever released from prison, her family will “quietly drown” her.

Another woman took things into her own hands when she became tired of her husband's behaviuor.

Courtesy of Amnesty International and Frontline/PBS, everyone now knows about the “dancing boys” of Afghanistan and about the Taliban and Kandahari penchant for young boys, who are often orphans, always poor boys, who are taught to dress and dance like women and with whom the older, dominant man has both anal and oral sex. There is no question that sodomy is a “happening” thing in Afghanistan.

Back to the Badum Bagh prison: One woman on camera admits that she finally killed her husband. Naseema is 45 years old and has no regrets. “Men like my husband should all be murdered. He had sex with boys and other women and with a seven year old girl. I did the world some good. But it’s considered a crime. I have no pain or remorse. I’m glad.”

July 19, 2011

Donating blood....

Aaron Pace, 22, recently visited Bio-Blood Components Inc., in Gary, which pays up to $40 for blood and plasma donations. But during the interview process, he said, he was told he couldn't give blood because he seems gay.

Though Pace is "admittedly and noticeably effeminate," according to the Chicago Sun-Times, he says he's straight.

"It's not right that homeless people can give blood but homosexuals can't," Pace told the paper. "And I'm not even a homosexual."

July 15, 2011

July 04, 2011

Writing terrorist "training manuals".

al-Qaeda fanatics in Britain are being taught to avoid detection – by pretending to be gay.

All your manuals are belong to us.

June 30, 2011

Or is Umar Lee calling Imam Dawood Adeeb [Dawud Adib] ghey?

WWMPF Part II

I think Umar is the ghey one, just sayin

h/t raultalbot7

Fatwa?

June 28, 2011

It's not nice to fool Allah, and Allah knows best

KABUL, Afghanistan -- A senior leader of an Al Qaeda-linked terror group has been captured in northern Afghanistan dressed up like a woman -- the latest in a recent series of cases involving male militants disguised as females, the U.S.-led military coalition said Tuesday.

A joint Afghan and coalition force apprehended a senior figure from the Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan and two of his associates during a nighttime operation Monday in Kunduz city, NATO said

It said the militant, who also supported the Taliban network, had planned attacks against the Afghan National Police, as well as various suicide bombings and assaults against other Afghan security forces.[More]

Cheerleader tryouts today.

That's how its done bitches!

Bwahahahaaaa!

(runs away)

June 12, 2011

(Click image for more of Weiner additional pics)

TMZ has posted new Weiner pictures - this time from the locker room of the Congressional Gym.

Hat Tip: Gateway Pundit

I think it's time The Jawa Report added a "Ministry of Weiners" category. Just sayin'.

UPDATE by SH: Hafar Al Batin suggests Weiner theme song:

April 07, 2011

The Telegraph:Archaeologists have unearthed the 5,000-year-old remains of what they believe may have been the world's oldest known gay caveman.

The skeleton was found in a Prague suburb in the Czech Republic with its head pointing eastwards and surrounded by domestic jugs, rituals only previously seen in female graves.

"From history and ethnology, we know that people from this period took funeral rites very seriously so it is highly unlikely that this positioning was a mistake," said lead archaeologist Kamila Remisova Vesinova.

"Far more likely is that he was a man with a different sexual orientation, homosexual or transsexual," she added.

March 28, 2011

Says that the anticipation of kissing Michael Douglas physically excites him or something.

Matt Damon is getting ready to star in the upcoming Steven Soderbergh-directed and Jerry Weintraub-produced “Liberace” – a biopic on the life of famed entertainer and pianist, Wladziu Valentino Liberace.

But in particular, Damon is preparing to lock lips with co-star Michael Douglas – multiple times.

Hat Tip: Dave.

March 21, 2011

The price of the Beefy Crunch Burrito had gone up from 99 cents to $1.49 and the man at the Rigsby Road Taco Bell drive-thru had just ordered seven.

The fast food customer was so disgruntled by the price hike he shot an air gun at the manager, displayed a semiautomatic assault rifle and pistol while in the restaurant's parking lot, fled as police were called, exchanged gunfire with three officers who pulled him over, then barricaded himself in his hotel room — all over $3.50 plus additional tax.

The final incident in the burrito-triggered spree happened Sunday afternoon at the Rodeway Inn on North W.W. White Road, engaging SWAT negotiators in a more than three-hour standoff, according to officials and witnesses.

(Source)

I think this is leading somewhere...

Yep, you think violence is bad over $1.49 Beefy Crunch Burritos, just wait until there are NO burritos!

January 23, 2011

January 20, 2011

It's the mustache that physically excites me...

January 19, 2011

Nasheed/Muslim Hip Hop:

A religiously themed song, much like a song of praise, but usually sung without any musical instruments accompanying the performance. Often background tone is derived from numerous people mimicking instruments by humming in tune..

So does this not make these 'rappers' (nasheeders [is that even a word?]) bad ghey also? I think so.., evidence doesn't lie...meh

Jihadis love them nasheeds, .word. fool. Google/YouTube real.good.

Update: Hmf..... found the video (dated March 06, 2009):

NSFW - language

Nice going Google/YouTube...will media attention knock this video down? You know like all the media attention over Anwar al-Awlaki? Ooops, my bad. Thousands of videos still available on YouTube of Awlaki

January 08, 2011

Sounds like a bad gay love affair gone wrong.

A day after the bludgeoned body of a prominent Portuguese journalist was found in a blood-spattered room at the InterContinental Hotel in Times Square, investigators have taken into custody a suspect in the case: a 20-year-old man who had been staying with the victim, law enforcement officials said.

....Carlos De Castro, 65, whose badly beaten and sexually mutilated body was found on Friday night in a room on the 34th floor of the hotel, the officials said.

December 10, 2010

The true story of Mohammed and his "fishing" buddy...

[UPDATE] To p*ss-off everyone equally, Jesus, The Musical below the fold.

September 02, 2010

Coulter dives into something in her column yesterday I've wanted to comment about for a few weeks. In order to counter the false notion that Obama is a Muslim, the White House has been trying to do so by saying over and over again that Obama is a Christian.

But is he? I mean this not as a rhetorical question, but a real question.

Obama went to church for some period of his life, claims to have faith in Jesus Christ .... but ..... am I wrong to be skeptical here?

The general question I'm asking is what does it take to be a Christian?

I'm a Christian myself, but one with a very liberal theology. So I'm not asking the question based on a narrow view of Christianity. For instance, I really hate it when one group of Christians defines other believers out of "Christianity" simply by narrowing the scope of what it means to be a "real Christian". Mostly because I think they focus too much on theological differences.

But just because some Christians are narrow minded doesn't mean there are no limits to including some in the family of "Christianity" and excluding others.

I guess my general thought on the subject is that a Christian is not someone who proclaims faith in Jesus (Saying, "Lord, Lord"), but someone who is committed to following. So, in my mind a person's Christianity can be (at least partly) judged by their actions.

Which is why sometimes you'll hear me say, "I'm practicing to become a Christian" or "I'm hoping to become a Christian someday." No, it's not false modesty. Just a statement about what I think it takes to be a Christian vis-a-vis my own flaws.

I'm even willing to concede -- in my broad view -- that one might even be pro-choice and still be a Christian ( as long as such a view is held in ignorance). But, Obama seems not only to be pro-choice but pro-abortion. The usual justification Christians have is that they would never personally have an abortion, but that there is some kind of elusive "right" which must be protected here.

But Obama once said he'd encourage his own daughters to have an abortion.

Okay, so I ask again: is Obama a Christian?

On to Ann Coulter's observations:

The only evidence for Obama's Christianity is that he faithfully attended the Rev. Jeremiah Wright's Trinity United Church of Christ for 20 years.

Yes, the guy bellowing "God damn America!" is the one vouching for Obama's Christianity. That's like saying you got sober with the help of your A.A. sponsor Lindsay Lohan....

So the sole evidence of Obama's supposed Christianity is his longtime pastor, who everyone admits is a racist nut.

No sentient human is required to take Obama's profession of Christianity any more seriously than if it were coming from a 1980s blow-dried, money-grubbing televangelist with a mistress on the side.

All liberals are atheists. Only the ones who have to stand for election even bother pretending to believe in God.

August 13, 2010

Apparently Reporters Without Borders felt the leaking of so-called murder of Reuter reporters/civilians titled "Collateral Damage" was OK. Leaking names of Afghan civilians who are helping us is not OK

I certainly hope they would read one of several Jawa article's debunking the phony Collateral Damage video. Reuter reporters were with the insurgents hoping to snap images of death/dying, US military death/dying. That's their modus operandi.

Do some research Reporters without Borders.

Open letter to Wikileaks founder Julian Assange: ‘‘A bad precedent for the Internet’s future’’

Dear Mr. Assange,

Reporters Without Borders, an international press freedom organisation, regrets the incredible irresponsibility you showed when posting your article “Afghan War Diary 2004 - 2010” on the Wikileaks website on 25 July together with 92,000 leaked documents disclosing the names of Afghans who have provided information to the international military coalition that has been in Afghanistan since 2001.

Wikileaks has in the past played a useful role by making information available to the US and international public that exposed serious violations of human rights and civil liberties which the Bush administration committed in the name of its war against terror. Last April’s publication of a video of the killing of two employees of the Reuters news agency and other civilians by US military personnel in Baghdad in July 2007 was clearly in the public interest and we supported this initiative. It was a response to the Obama administration’s U-turn on implementation of the Freedom of Information Act. The White House broke its word in May 2009, when it defied a court order and refused to release photos of the mistreatment of detainees in Afghanistan and Iraq.

But revealing the identity of hundreds of people who collaborated with the coalition in Afghanistan is highly dangerous. It would not be hard for the Taliban and other armed groups to use these documents to draw up a list of people for targeting in deadly revenge attacks.[More]

Assange is a anti-war assmaggot, doesn't give a shite who is harmed. He is enjoying his role as one of the biggest assh**les on earth. Traitor Spc Manning is sharing this fame with him.

Thanks to RT by G

Related (May have missed some, we did our homework unlike some others):

Is WikiLeaks a Criminal Conspiracy?
Army Spc Bradley Manning Charged
Evidence Ties Manning to Afghan WikiLeaks
Wikileaks And Manning - Sounds Like More To Come
U.S. Intelligence Analyst Arrested In WikiLeaks Video Probe (Bumped - Updated: WikiLeaks: If True Manning Is A National Hero)
Colbert Owns WikiLeaks (UPDATE: Video & More Pwnage Added)
Case Closed: Weapons Clearly Seen on Video of Reuters Reporters Killed in Iraq (UPDATED & Bumped Yet Again)
Wiki Leak Miscaptions Photos, Misleads Public (UPDATED: Even more deceptions; UPDATE II: Magic Bullet Lady on Dead Photags Camera?)
The Slight of Hand at Wiki Leak and the Missing 20 Minutes of Video
59 Seconds of Crucial Reuters Baghdad "Murder" Video Wiki Leak Doesn't Want You to Notice
Brilliant, US Military Can't Find It's Copy of Video
MSM Continues False Reporting of Reuters "Murder" in Iraq
Video Shows Reuters Camerman With Insurgents Being Killed [BUMPED/UPDATED: Vidcaps Show Weapons]

August 04, 2010

It's not nice to mess with a Jawa, you may end of being Jawa's bitch bitch. (Howie's favorite saying)

Comrade Vinnieovich, Political Office is really gonna be really p**sed now. He made the video and I downloaded from him, my about on the video clearly states this.

This happened with another video yesterday.

Both jihadtubers are coward mujahideen loving pussies. Bwahahahahahahaha

Lover of Taliban Mullah Omar:

I suppose MF (shortened his name, you get my drift) wants to have sex with Comrade Vinnieovich ? Comment below fold, dude is kinky sex pervert and teh ghey

Threw in the second comment for laughs.

Oh, and MF, this is for you:

June 02, 2010

Oh wait...

"Daniel in the Lion Den":

democast.tv — June 01, 2010 — Israeli consulate protest turns ugly in L.A. Palestinian demonstrators shatter pipe-dream of peace for Jews. One, brave L.A. high-school student stands-up for his right to publicly support Israel - in the face of a rally of hundreds of Muslim and far-leftist, pro-Palestine demonstrators.

Outside of the Israeli Consulate to L.A. on Memorial Day - a Jewish high-school student defiantly waved the Israeli flag to stand up for the Israeli Marines' handling of the Flotilla matter in the face of rumors and cover-ups.

The L.A.P.D. had to establish a human wall to intervene to protect Daniel (and an ensuing couple of Israel supporters) from the growing lynch-mob (who, ironically, the Arabs came to exonerate).

When a Muslim protestor cries, "Allahu akhbar" to incite the crowd against the Jewish boy - the opposition to Israel's politics become subordinated to the notion of "Holy War" as a driving force.

Calling to "Free Palestine, a young woman demonstrator reveals that it means more than Israel's presence in the West Bank - by it they are proclaiming their goal of destroying Israel and conquering it for Palestine.

h/t commenter with a very long name/organization? who states:

Our Glorious Proletarian Muslims fight off provocations from the filthy Capitalist **explicite**

May 12, 2010

Update on Mohammed Cartoonist Lars Vilks Attacked In Uppsala

The film below was shown before the ROPMA attack on Vilks. The film is the works of Sooreh Hera. Born in 1973 in Tehran, she now lives in the Netherlands.

More info at Allahuakbar(Swedish) The site has additional videos of the attack plus the video of the two idjits who were arrested. You may want to turn sound off on the arrest video, unless you enjoy hearing Allah Snackbar Akbar repeatedly.

Caution, some nudity and bad gheyness, although very tastefully done I might add. Fatwa?

h/t TC who deserves a Fatwa for sending me this....

Update: The University caved to these Muslim extremists: Officials said they would "not likely" invite Vilks again because of the incident.

Cowards, just like Comedy Central...

April 26, 2010

Ebaum's World:

Upon further investigation, intelligence authorities have uncovered a substantial amount of activity by Chesser in another extremist website called MuslimAssPounders.com. Zach Chesser has made several concerning post such as:

"When I die, I hope I become one of Muhammid's virgins! Just thinking about his sun-burnt staff inside of me and that rugged beard tickling my back makes me quiver with delight. He can blow sandy loads on my belly until the heavens collapse... it's gonna be so hot even Allah will ask to film it!"

--Zach "Abu Talhah al-Amrikee" Chesser

April 22, 2010

h/t the Bartender

BTW, a group has popped up on Facebook insisting South Park apologize for offending ole Mo: No More South Park. I wonder, isn't it haram for Muslim's to watch South Park?

Previous:
Video: to the "The Defense Of The Prophet SWS Campaign"
In Defense of South Park Creators
Revolution Muslim's Zach "Abu Talhah Al-Amrike" Chesser: Video Death Threats Against South Park Creators
"May Allah Kill Matt Stone and Trey Parker" [BUMPED/UPDATED Doesn't South Park Remember Theo Van Gogh?]

April 17, 2010

Can't ya just feel the love in all the wrong places?

“We have confidence in our son Baraka (“chance” in Arabic) Obama and, if he continues his wise and peaceful policies, we will help and support him so that they succeed,” Mr Gaddafi, dressed in white suit and black shirt, told the crowd of around 1,000 people.

At the same time, the Libyan leader urged Washington to change its policies towards the Palestinians so as to garner support in the Arab world, saying “the Arabs hate the United States” because of its support for Israel.

File this under assmaggots.

April 01, 2010

Related: Zachery if full of shite

March 31, 2010

From Anarchist' R Us

On April 15th thousands of right-wingers will attend rallies in cities and towns across the United States. The organizers of this nationwide day of protest call it a tea party. This tea party movement that emerged only a year ago is a coalition of conservatives, anti-Semites, fascists, libertarians, racists, constitutionalists, militia men, gun freaks, homophobes, Ron Paul supporters, Alex Jones conspiracy types and American flag wavers.[...]

1. Organize counter-protests against the tea party demonstrations, same time, same place. This is probably the best option. We need to get in the streets on April 15th and show the tea party movement that there are lots of people out there who oppose their agenda.

2. Get individual tea party protesters to leave the right-wing and move to the left politically.[lol] That would involve passing out stuff like this at the tea party demonstrations: http://www.anarchist-studies.org/node/299

3. Ignore the tea party movement. This is the worst option because without anyone opposing them they could easily gain power.

Some good articles critical of the tea party movement:

* http://www.anarkismo.net/article/16198
* http://www.truthout.org/william-j-astore-a-very-american-coup-coming-soon-a-hometown-near-you56201

Tea party websites, so you can spy on them:

* http://taxdayteaparty.com/
* http://www.teapartypatriots.org/
* http://www.reteaparty.com/
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_Party_movement
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_Party_protests

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Overland-Park-KS/Infoshoporg/29303624400
http://twitter.com/InfoshopDotOrg

File this under assmaggots.

h/t Angela

March 30, 2010

Gateway Pundit:

The father of a Marine who gave his life for his country in Iraq is being forced to pay the Westboro cult’s court costs.
The Baltimore Sun reported, via FOX Nation:

Lawyers for the father of a Marine who died in Iraq and whose funeral was picketed by anti-gay protesters say a court has ordered him to pay the protesters’ appeal costs.

On Friday, the Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit ordered that Albert Snyder of York, Pa., pay costs associated with Fred Phelps’ appeal. Phelps is the leader of the Westboro Baptist Church, which conducted protests at the funeral of Snyder’s son, Marine Lance Cpl. Matthew Snyder, in Westminster in 2006.

You can make a donation to help with the legal costs here.

http://www.matthewsnyder.org/

March 27, 2010

Thanks to all who helped!!

Update of recent FB ehadi take downs here

Qandahar-Afghanistan - Voice of Jihad Lower left corner "report" link.

Do you like the idea of the Taliban propaganda mouthpiece at Facebook "Voice of Jihad" showing our injured, dying, dead soldiers on Facebook? Besides their postings their page image has one in the lower left corner, see below fold. This is someones husband, son, brother, cousin, uncle, etc.

Where the hell do you think they get the images from? Why do they show them? For monetary support and to recruit more dummies.

Our soldiers are fighting enough of the bad ghey mujahideen weenies.

BTW, the cowards blocked us from posting anymore and we don't take kindly to that.

I now return you to your regular scheduled program.

March 26, 2010

And - I would beat the shite out of the real? man

When Facebook ignores the complaints (keep flagging, lower left corner, our soldiers will thank you), we take matters into our own hands.

It took the Taliban's Official Facebook propaganda machine The Voice of Jihad an hour to notice the not-so-halal images we placed on their Facebook page (click images to enlarge):

More:

Nice videos!!

More:

And more (whole page):

Ah shucks, no more infidel jihad: