May 29, 2013
(Hat Tip: IHateTheMedia)
Rense.com asks "Is Obama Gay?"
I've used a few of their pictures here, but also included a couple of my own.
The first sign you might be gay, is your wife looks more manly than you do:
Another sign is if you throw like a girl:
Do you flaunt and giggle?
Do you sit "pretty"?
Do you like to snuggle close to male friends?
...and hold hands while gazing into each others' eyes?
Is your wrist limp?
Do you enjoy eating provocatively in public view?
These are all signs but are not conclusive.
Remember, gay or not, you are the best you you can be!
May 14, 2013
Meanwhile, In Syria: Allahu Gaybar
Video states "Assad" troops but any stuff coming out of Syria is subject to scrutiny.
Not to say some don't do this because, well, they prolly all do:
April 02, 2013
Why Are Two Chicago Teachers Union [CTU] Thugs Concerned With Penis Sizes?
Jeremy Segal [aka Rebel Pundit] was assaulted covering the CTU march against school closures.
By Steve Gunn"Penis size"?
CHICAGO – The Chicago Teachers Union and the Chicago Police Department were obviously working in tandem last Wednesday, and EAGnews reporter Jeremy Segal was an unwanted party crasher.
Why else would the police arrest two union supporters for allegedly assaulting Segal during a union protest, then turn around and let them go without pursuing charges?
Segal was in Chicago Wednesday to film and interview protesters participating in a downtown rally against the planned closing of 54 public schools.
The rally was sponsored by the radical Chicago Teachers Union. Segal spent part of his time interviewing CTU President Karen Lewis, who stood mute for most of his questions, and the Rev. Jesse Jackson, who answered a few.
A while after his first encounter with Lewis and Jackson, Segal noticed a banner at the head the protest march representing the International Socialist Organization. He returned to where Lewis and Jackson were walking together, hoping to ask Jackson a question about the propriety of protesting with socialists[...]
Despite the obvious injustice of the incident, Segal said he probably will not pursue the matter any further.
“I wasn’t planning on it,” he said. “They didn’t hurt me. But I do think they infringed on my rights. They infringed on my First Amendment right to conduct my business. Jesse Jackson and Karen Lewis never told me to stop asking questions. None of their handlers or staff asked me to stop asking questions. If they felt I was in the wrong, they would have gone to the police to get rid of me.
“Instead they put the union muscle on me.”
Lame and childish and just think, these people teach children.
March 13, 2013
I am a gay man who has been single for seven years. I met this guy, "Mark," about 10 months ago and we hit it off immediately. We have almost everything in common except that I'm a Democrat and he's a Republican. We both know how we feel about our political differences and decided to continue dating anyway.
My problem concerns my other gay friends, mostly Democrats, who don't like Mark because he's a Republican. I have tried explaining to them that we overlook our differences and concentrate on the many things we have in common, and they should try to do the same. But they no longer invite me to gatherings and their phone calls have ceased.
March 10, 2013
War P0rn: The Final Smooch
Not too graphic but very ghey.
February 12, 2013
Iraq: What Is With Cross-dressing Terrorists?
The Iraqi police on Tuesday (February 12th) arrested three men wanted by the judiciary on terrorism charges in the Ur neighbourhood, eastern Baghdad.Omar, how many times did Muhammed tell you not to wear a short burkah?
Busted again and again and again.
January 30, 2013
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
January 03, 2013
Nepotism is Bad Gay
A HIGH-RANKING MTA executive helped her domestic partner get a cushy railroad job and may have run afoul of ethics regulations, an audit report states.*My mental eye! It Burns!.
Sherry Herrington, the $170,000 operations chief at Metro-North Railroad praised her partner’s qualifications in an email to the human resources department without revealing their relationship, according to the report by state Controller Thomas DiNapoli’s office.
*Remember when two woman are in a same sex relationship if either or both are unattractive or Nepotists its bad gay. Um yeah.
November 03, 2012
Turkey: Muslim Who Had Sex Change Operation Wants His Penis Back
A transsexual living in Mersin who underwent surgery to become a woman has requested a change in regulations so that she can return to being a man by having a penis reattached to her body.Shorter: "I don't like praying in the back and/or in a separate room".
D.K., a 34-year-old originally from the eastern province of Van who describes herself as a believing Muslim, asked the Directorate of Religious Affairs whether it was religiously permissible to receive a penis transplant from a cadaver, but religious officials said it was impermissible unless the penis originally belonged to the transplant recipient.
“I am a believer,” said D.K. “I perform my prayers like a man, not like a woman. This decision has affected me a lot. I want a legal injunction.”
October 26, 2012
Where's The Outrage?
“I was getting ready for work and there was a knock at the door,” Wood emailed The Daily Caller late Wednesday. “I opened it, and a guy wrapped a ligature around my neck, slammed my head into the doorway, and smashed my face into a mirror, telling me ‘You should have kept your [f*******] mouth shut.’”
“He then kidney-punched me, while at the same time saying I was ‘warned,’ and continued to beat me,” he added.
Wood told The Daily Caller that vandalism preceding the assault, along with his attacker’s statements during the incident, suggested his sexual orientation and his politics each played a role.
Wood said his attacker’s reference to a warning likely pointed to graffiti he found painted on his car last week. The vandalism included the phrases “house trained republican faggot,” “traitor,” and “ur like a jew 4 hitler.”
It seems a hate crime is only a hate crime if perpetrated by a conservative against a liberal. The hypocrisy of the left is astounding.
September 04, 2012
Who Knew? Olbermann Has a Sand Fetish (Updated)
Update: Jose, in comments: "Just for the record - this is a parody of Keith's tweet from last night at the Lincoln Memorial".
And if you're not moved, even in the presence of mere sculpture, you'd better check your ability to be moved twitter.com/KeithOlbermann…— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) September 4, 2012
Good one @Jose_Galvan!
Update II: Olbermann just didn't get it AND he linked to the Sand image:
August 22, 2012
Police Charge Nebraska Woman with False Report
I thought I was following up on an earlier post. But no, here's yet another Munchausen's sufferer.
CNN: A Nebraska "hate crime" that targeted an openly gay woman and that triggered responses from candlelight vigils locally to Facebook postings of support nationwide was staged by the alleged victim, authorities said Tuesday as they charged the woman with lying to police.Previous: Alexandra Pennell Ain't Skeerd!
Charlie Rogers -- a former basketball player for the University of Nebraska who identifies herself as lesbian -- told police that three masked men entered her home on July 22, stripped her, tied her down, and carved homophobic slurs into her body before attempting to set her and the house on fire.
But the Lincoln Police Department said Tuesday that "the physical evidence conflicted with Charlie Rogers' version of events" and that "extensive investigation revealed numerous inconsistencies."
August 09, 2012
Where's Rusty? Phobic Edition
A young man who told police he was beaten up in a would-be hate crime appeared in court today admitting that he made the entire incident up.
The story of Joseph Baken travelled from Missoula, Montana across the country when a picture of his scratched and bruised face made waves on the internet.
Now, Baken has declared in court that he made the false police report after video surfaced of him attempting to do a back flip and failing.
July 02, 2012
Is That A Tank Turret Or Are You Just Really Happy To See Me?
Andrew Sullivan proud of Anderson Cooper's gayness.
Anderson Cooper, he's not a f@ggot.
June 24, 2012
Syrian Rebels Lose My Support
June 01, 2012
Green Glo-Balls Power On!
We really should have guessed this one. In a world where straight men prance around in tights and capes, only the Green Lantern adds a stylish puffy shirt.
April 30, 2012
Rusty Declares War on Women
Updated: Chechen Women Killed for Loose Morals
Wait, lesbians need birth control???
UPDATE: Here's what a real war on women looks like:
Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov publicly announced that the dead women had “loose morals” and were rightfully shot by male relatives. He went on to describe women as the property of their husbands, and said their main role is to bear children.Thanks to William Teach.
“If a woman runs around and if a man runs around with her, both of them should be killed,” said Mr. Kadyrov, who often has stated his goal of making Chechnya “more Islamic than the Islamists.”
April 09, 2012
“Individuals who identify as straight but in psychological tests show a strong attraction to the same sex may be threatened by gays and lesbians because homosexuals remind them of similar tendencies within themselves."
March 15, 2012
I'm Boinking Sandra Fluke UPDATE: #JollyGreenCondomsCondom
Update by SH: For such a teeny weiney (really, look at image above) Fluke's Fluker pretends his teeny weiney uses this. I wonder how much that one cost?
February 28, 2012
And they told me they where "going fishing".
January 27, 2012
Congratulations to our own Xariif, who made it past this week's round on "Fear Factor"!
BTW, what they ultimately decided not to show was Xariif attempting to drink the other contestant's "punch" as well. Xariif did have one comment: "It's not quite as good as camel."
January 17, 2012
In case you guys are wondering why we haven't seen her in a few days...
A Los Angeles woman was arrested last week for offering sexual favors in exchange for chicken McNuggets, according to Burbank police. (Fox)
I heard someone offered her a McRib sandwich instead, but that just sent her into an enraged diatribe about the evils of the Jews and pork products. She has her standards, you know.
December 02, 2011
Islamic Science! Letting Women Drive Makes You Gay
Repealing a ban on women drivers in Saudi Arabia would result in ‘no more virgins’, the country’s religious council has warned.Whereas not letting women drive promotes good relations between young men and their goats.
A ‘scientific’ report claims relaxing the ban would also see more Saudis - both men and women - turn to homosexuality and pornography.
The startling conclusions were drawn by Muslim scholars at the Majlis al-Ifta’ al-A’ala, Saudi Arabia’s highest religious council, working in conjunction with Kamal Subhi, a former professor at the King Fahd University.
The study was based on an Imam sitting in a Coffee shop with a bunch of slutty Muslimas in an unnamed Arab state.
The science is settled!
I wonder how it helps the glory of Islam when the whole f*cking world is laughing its ass off?
November 08, 2011
Toronto Phobes to Separate Buddy and Pedro
Buddy and Pedro are two male African penguins at the Toronto Zoo who seem to have a connection — a very special, loving connection — that has zookeepers wondering if their relationship is more than just a bromance.The Toronto Zoo has decided to separate these two and cage them up with females hoping to force them to propagate their endangered species against their will. There was no comment from the scientists as to if the penguins' homosexuality contributed to their status as an endangered species.
I've sent repeated emails asking them rename the pair Rusty and Vinnie and keep the happy couple together. All to no avail.
October 14, 2011
Leave America ALONE!!!
Twinkle fingers up if you agree, but twinkle fingers down if you don't...
Lol, I can't stop laughing. Thanks to Pat Dollard for sharing this gem...
Related: #OccupyWallStreet protesters desecrate the American flag... Remind me again when Tea Partiers did that?
And Obama and Pelosi supports #OccupyWallStreet. @AlecBaldwin says this type of protesting is good.
September 29, 2011
New Android App Tests Whether Your Son Is Gay (Not That There's Anything Wrong With It)
A new app for Android smartphones purports to provide an answer to the question "Is my son gay?" in 20 questions or less.
"After this test you'll have the proven answer to a question you might have since maybe a long time," reads the app page on the Android Market.
The app is currently $1.99. I downloaded it briefly to view the questions which, IMO, are so mild I seriously doubt the results are in any way accurate. Questions include:
"Does your son like sports?"
"Does he spend a long time in the bathroom?"
"Does he like to dress well?"
I think we, here at the Jawa Report, could do much better. So, in comments, come up with 20 question that would help determine the sexual orientation of a young man, and then we'll test them on Rusty to see how accurate they are.
September 15, 2011
Renewing his passport in Australia
August 10, 2011
Ghey Bert & Ernie: Incarcerated Ansar al Mujahideen/Revolution Muslim Members Approved!
Especially " abunancy"!
Online push for Bert & Ernie to get married on Sesame Street
"We are not asking that Sesame Street do anything crude or disrespectful," the petition reads. "It can be done in a tasteful way. Let us teach tolerance of those that are different."[...]h/t RC
August 06, 2011
The Jawa Report In PJTV's This Weeks Blog News!
Thanks to Howie's post on man boy love of the Taliban and Gerald for finding said man boy love on 6 out of 7 Taliban webmasters computers. Gerald PWND the Taliban's attempt at malware...the Jawas pwnd the website earlier and someone else hacked the Taliban and announced Mullah Omar was dead.
Tough 2 weeks for the MBLTalibanAssociation...lulz
h/t Herr Wilson
August 05, 2011
Where People Speak With a Knife
Don't miss Chesler's review of the HBO documentary Love Crimes of Kabul, in which many women end up in a prison there. Oppressed by Sharia law and men who pardon themselves of every crime imaginable by blaming on the woman.
Forced, arranged marriage is a heartbreaking and soul-crushing Islamic reality. Yes, I know: tribal concepts of family honor and Arab desert customs take pride in the fact that they are able to break each individual’s will in the service of the larger good of the family, the clan, the most brutal patriarch, the historical past, and ultimately Allah himself.That some Religion of Women's rights you have there....
Nevertheless, marrying a ten-year-old to her thirty-year-old, illiterate first cousin or to a man old enough to be her grandfather and who already has two wives and grown sons is barbaric and inhuman. Forcing a girl or a boy to marry someone against their will and preventing them from marrying the person of their choice is a crime against the heart. Often, such arranged marriages (and almost all marriages are arranged) include normalized wife-and daughter-in-law beating. The few shelters and jails for battered women and for the intended victims of honor killings in the Muslim world are filled with such stories.
....These women say that in their family “people speak with knives.” Alia is clear that if she is ever released from prison, her family will “quietly drown” her.
Another woman took things into her own hands when she became tired of her husband's behaviuor.
Courtesy of Amnesty International and Frontline/PBS, everyone now knows about the “dancing boys” of Afghanistan and about the Taliban and Kandahari penchant for young boys, who are often orphans, always poor boys, who are taught to dress and dance like women and with whom the older, dominant man has both anal and oral sex. There is no question that sodomy is a “happening” thing in Afghanistan.What you mean he was Gay? Yup she's saying exactly that.
Back to the Badum Bagh prison: One woman on camera admits that she finally killed her husband. Naseema is 45 years old and has no regrets. “Men like my husband should all be murdered. He had sex with boys and other women and with a seven year old girl. I did the world some good. But it’s considered a crime. I have no pain or remorse. I’m glad.”
July 19, 2011
Aaron Pace, 22, recently visited Bio-Blood Components Inc., in Gary, which pays up to $40 for blood and plasma donations. But during the interview process, he said, he was told he couldn't give blood because he seems gay.Yeah yeah yeah, we know, totally 100% not gay.
Though Pace is "admittedly and noticeably effeminate," according to the Chicago Sun-Times, he says he's straight.
"It's not right that homeless people can give blood but homosexuals can't," Pace told the paper. "And I'm not even a homosexual."
July 04, 2011
Writing terrorist "training manuals".
al-Qaeda fanatics in Britain are being taught to avoid detection – by pretending to be gay.Nice touch. And I thought I was gullible?
All your manuals are belong to us.
June 30, 2011
St Louis: Is Umar Lee Ghey?
Or is Umar Lee calling Imam Dawood Adeeb [Dawud Adib] ghey?
WWMPF Part II
I think Umar is the ghey one, just sayin
June 28, 2011
Cross Dressing Senior Leader Of Al Qaeda Group Captured
It's not nice to fool Allah, and Allah knows best
KABUL, Afghanistan -- A senior leader of an Al Qaeda-linked terror group has been captured in northern Afghanistan dressed up like a woman -- the latest in a recent series of cases involving male militants disguised as females, the U.S.-led military coalition said Tuesday.NATO hasn't released the names of the ghey dude and his two lovers.
A joint Afghan and coalition force apprehended a senior figure from the Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan and two of his associates during a nighttime operation Monday in Kunduz city, NATO said
It said the militant, who also supported the Taliban network, had planned attacks against the Afghan National Police, as well as various suicide bombings and assaults against other Afghan security forces.[More]
Cheerleader tryouts today.
That's how its done bitches!
June 12, 2011
Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back To The Internet...
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TMZ has posted new Weiner pictures - this time from the locker room of the Congressional Gym.
Hat Tip: Gateway Pundit
I think it's time The Jawa Report added a "Ministry of Weiners" category. Just sayin'.
UPDATE by SH: Hafar Al Batin suggests Weiner theme song:
April 07, 2011
Science! Oldest Homo Homo Sapien Discovered!
The Telegraph:Archaeologists have unearthed the 5,000-year-old remains of what they believe may have been the world's oldest known gay caveman.Transexual? Er uh I'm not even gonna think about what Cave-Sex-Change entails and the implements thereof.
The skeleton was found in a Prague suburb in the Czech Republic with its head pointing eastwards and surrounded by domestic jugs, rituals only previously seen in female graves.
"From history and ethnology, we know that people from this period took funeral rites very seriously so it is highly unlikely that this positioning was a mistake," said lead archaeologist Kamila Remisova Vesinova.
"Far more likely is that he was a man with a different sexual orientation, homosexual or transsexual," she added.