November 26, 2014
Feel Good Video of the Day: iPHONE6 Edition
The action starts at around 2:40. LOL!
Hat Tip: Pat.
November 20, 2014
Cos Was a Slut?
Um, OK, I bet Cos almost chewed his arm off to keep from waking her up in the morning!
November 18, 2014
Sandcrawler PSA: Condolences
To Jeff at Protein Wisdom on the passing of his mother.
Islamic Terrorists Attack Synagogue
Four Israelis have been killed and eight injured as two men armed with a pistol and meat cleavers attacked a West Jerusalem synagogue, police say.
The attackers - Palestinians from East Jerusalem - were shot dead.
There have recently been several deadly attacks and clashes in Jerusalem, which has also seen heightened tension over a disputed holy site.
Israel has vowed to respond "with a heavy hand" to the attack - the deadliest in Jerusalem in six years.
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu blamed "incitement" by Hamas and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, and said the international community had ignored their actions.
Of course ordinary Palestinian Muslims surely don't support the indiscriminate murder of civilians at a house of worship....
DISGUSTING: Palestinians in Gaza celebrating latest Jerusalem synagogue terror attack handing out sweets. pic.twitter.com/oakbwA3F5q— Israel News Feed (@IsraelHatzolah) November 18, 2014
No, they don't support it, they celebrate it.
This is what they celebrated.
Tell me again how Islam is "the religion of peace." Nothing is sacred to these savages. pic.twitter.com/vnD14ok0Gy— Doc كافر (@Doc_68W_) November 18, 2014
November 13, 2014
Heartbreak! We Missed! But Not By Much!
ISIS finally provided "proof" of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is alive today.
At 5:00 he implores for Muslims to commit acts of terror in the US, Canada, The UK and Australia. Also he blames the Jews for the war against ISIS. Because everyone would just love ISIS if not for the Jews, right?
Anyway he refers to several events at that occurred late as 11/10.
But he's apparently shaken enough to take extreme precautions by releasing an audio only message by proxy.
Update II: The statement confirms that IS is not willing to work with the other radical Islamist groups. Even against the west, saying that any group who does not pledge loyalty to the Islamic State is "nullified".
Akhbar Sham provides a brief summary of the mission's failure:And from the statement..
"However, the conversation with the IS leadership turned out to be short. In response to the proposal of [Salakhuddin] to end the war with the Mujahideen of the Islamic jamaats, such as Jabhat al-Nusra, Ahrar al-Sham and others, the leadership of IS announced that they would not end the war, because the 'Emirs [commanders] of all these factions are hypocrites and infidels.'"
So there you have it. Baghdadi demands every Muslim pledge allegiance to HIM. Or else IS will Kill them.
Terrorists terrorizing terrorists.
November 11, 2014
Sandcrawler PSA: Reach Out Reach And Insult Someone
Reach out reach out and just say Hi.
Jawa I-Insult® comments are back up, sorry about that.
A Jawas Veterans Day 2014
So it was this spring on a Sunday morning I knocked on my hero's door.
A few days earlier we had sat together, talking as we always had. He asking to stay just a little longer, me having to go too soon again. A familiar dance we all know.
He said he loved me, which we seldom felt the need to say. I said it back and promised emphatically that I'd be back Sunday. We exchanged a look that we both knew his failing heart might not make it even those few days. But we smiled at each other anyway, hugged and carried on, just like he'd shown me how to do.
When I arrived on Sunday, the door was still closed, the dog barking. Grandma having passed a few years back. I knew the jig was up.
I looked over and steadied the eldest of the now fourth generation with me. These things happen. And I made the calls to his daughters.
The aunts came, disarmed the Jack Russel terrier for the coroner.
A few days later I jumped in my chair at the sound of the 21 gun salute for my WWII veteran.
I've heard many shots, but none like those. They handed my mother the flag. And the long struggle was finished.
Because they are not responsible just for our freedom. It was so much more that the greatest of men gave us. All of us. For those of you who knew them I need not say another word. You already know.
So today I spent mostly muted, grateful and missing him.
So please Vets, pardon me for not getting this post earlier.
And thanks for your service, and thanks to the men, now all passed, who not only became his brothers but made sure our vet made it back to us.
RIP Short Man. 40th Division, 108th Infantry, 251st Station Hospital.
You are sorely missed. Today and every day.
Unknown Number of Swiss Muslims Going Strait To Hell
The butcher has reportedly sold 3.1 tons of pork making his customers believe that the meat is Halal, according to the Swiss version of 20Minutes, which revealed this scandal.There is just no way Allah is letting in 3.1 metric tons of pork, especially to a bunch of Jesus deniers.
In a routine control of food security, an inspector noticed that the meat presented for sale didn’t look like calf, as the tag claimed.
The manager of the butchery was sentenced to 6 months in jail and a fine 18,000 Swiss francs (about $18,680) “for fraud and misrepresentation.”
“If customers had known it was pork, they would not have bought it because Islam forbids the consumption of this type of meat,” says the prosecutor handling the case.
November 10, 2014
Good Gun Control: No Really Grasshopper
So who is at fault, I mean it can't be Sid's fault right.
Man that dude sure does stir up the fitna.
OK so I'm kind of glad that Sid can't purchase a firearm. Also that his Kung Fu is not strong.
So ya'll keep an eye our for Sid, because if even Abdul Rahman thinks you're um a bit nutty, that says it all.
LOL and ya'll thought Adam has "issues"? Adam tried to talk him down, but I think Sid was scared off by the White Kracka Muslim hanging with the Popo.
November 07, 2014
And Now a Moment of Quiet Reflection With Soothing Classical Music
November 03, 2014
Where There's Smoke
Tom Magliozzi (pic on right), one of public radio's most popular personalities, died on Monday of complications from Alzheimer's disease. He was 77 years old.
Tom and his brother, Ray, became famous as "Click and Clack the Tappet Brothers" on the weekly NPR show Car Talk. They bantered, told jokes, laughed and sometimes even gave pretty good advice to listeners who called in with their car troubles.
If there was one thing that defined Tom Magliozzi, it was his laugh. It was loud, it was constant, it was infectious.
Whatever you do, don't drive like his brother!
November 01, 2014
Global Day For Kobani
Jawa Report has been arguing for a free Kurdistan since forever.
Its way past time they had their wish.
October 31, 2014
Virgin Galactic's Spaceship Two Reported Destroyed
Back in Mojave now. Ss2 had trouble with engine burn, blew up, came down in pieces near Koehn Lake.— Parabolicarc.com (@spacecom) October 31, 2014
Meanwhile in Switzerland
Swiss authorities said on Friday they had arrested three Iraqi citizens in March who are suspected of providing support to Islamic State and planning an attack in Europe.I know it seems out of place supposed pious Muslims who's computers are just dripping with all types of porn.
The three are also suspected of using explosives and toxic gases with criminal intent, of pornography offences and encouraging illegal access to and from Switzerland, the Swiss public prosecutor said a statement.
The trio, who were not named and have not yet been charged, are still in detention while investigations continue.
Switzerland has sought assistance from European authorities, the prosecutors said. A joint investigation team comprising officers from Switzerland's Federal Criminal Police and the U.S. FBI had also been set up, they said -- a first of its kind since the two countries signed a cooperation pact in 2006.
"No further details relating to this particular criminal investigation can be provided for operational reasons," the prosecutors' statement said.
The three arrests were reported last month by Swiss newspaper Tages-Anzeiger, but the Swiss authorities said they were only confirming the story now so as not to jeopardize the ongoing enquiries.
But on my experience that's pretty common, they will troll you on twitter fabout decadent western civilization for posting a little T&A. But secretly they are the most ravenous consumers of all the worst sorts of pedophilia and bestiality.
Jawa file image of a little T&A
I launched a bevy of BSU's at them
and we turned up 11 IPs,
In 4 cities all in Pakistan.
They claim to be operating from Afghanistan,
another one of their lies.
All of them speak English.
3 are in Karachi,
Dr Tariq,Azam Tariq and 2 staff.
He has since disappeared.
According to the content on their
PCs Azam Tarip was the only
one without boy porn on his PC.
Red on Red Jabhat al-Nusra vs ISIS Deir el-Zour
he fighting has escalated between Jabhat al-Nusra, the Islamic Front and their allies on the one hand, and the Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham (ISIS) on the other, as it reached an unprecedented climax in the past few days, both in terms of expansion and violence.ISIS for its part is accusing anyone who fights against them as being FSA or in bed with their enemies.
he battlefields expanded from the countryside of Hassakeh, to the countryside of Deir el-Zour and Maadan, which is between Raqqa and Deir el-Zour. They also covered the town of Jarablos, in the countryside of Aleppo, and the countryside of Latakia. Many killings, assassinations, suicide bombings, executions and mutilations took place during the battles, during which the injured sometimes bled to death without being treated.
One of the probable reasons behind that is that Jabhat al-Nusra has changed its view on the legitimacy of the fighting. While it once considered this fighting a form of “sedition” that must be halted and that it shouldn’t join, after ISIS attacked and gained control of its headquarters and positions in Deir el-Zour last week, Jabhat al-Nusra issued an intense speech that was more a declaration of war. Jabhat al-Nusra was not expected to stand idly by while the fighting reached the city of Deir el-Zour, which the organization considers its capital, particularly after its losses in Raqqa, Hassakeh, and Aleppo. If Deir el-Zour is lost, nothing else would be left for Jabhat al-Nusra.
Jabhat al-Nusra has succeeded in regaining control over all its headquarters and positions which were seized by ISIS last week, most importantly the Koniko oil field. It also took control over the al-Jafra field, and the industrial area. Following the counteroffensive launched by Jabhat al-Nusra, the Islamic Front and some of the Free Syrian Army’s factions, ISIS was forced to withdraw all of its members from the countryside of Deir el-Zour and regroup in al-Shaddadi city in the countryside of Hassakeh. Local sources said that ISIS no longer has any presence in the countryside of Deir el-Zour, except for the salt mine in al-Tabani town, where its members are under siege.
The hash for Deir el-Zour for becoming very active with reports of fighting and murders.
October 30, 2014
WTF Happened to Bilal Ahmad? Vol I Issue 2
Lets check in in good old Bilal.
Kashmir Life. Oh my, ironic.
...In another accident, three persons Bilal Ahmad Bhatresident of Turkapora, Imtiyaz Ahmad Bhat resident of Turkapora and Bilal Ahmad Najar resident of Badehar, Handwara got injured when their motorcycles meet with an accident at Chogal, in Handwara. All the injured were shifted to Sub District Hospital, Handwara for treatment where from Bilal Ahmad Najar was shifted to SKIMS Soura, Srinagar for further treatment.Oh my god, now there are two of them!
“On 23rd of October, we reached Bagalpora Bihar and after unloading fruit-laden trucks, we left for Kashmir,” Bilal Ahmad Dar, who hails from Amargarh Sopore, said over phone from Beli Par Police Station in Gorakhpure Uttar Pradesh.Poor Bilal, I feel a much more lucky already.
Bilal said that yesterday evening at around 6:00 pm they reached Bagha Gardha on National Highway in Gorakhpure district of Uttar Pradesh. “We stopped our trucks and three of us went to nearby Transport office and to get some water. I and Altaf started to clean the trucks and in the meanwhile, two persons on a motor-cycle appeared on the highway fired a bullet which hit Altaf and he instantly fell down,” Bilal, who was with Altaf, said.
Bilal said he gave some water to Altaf and they moved injured driver to Gorakhpur district hospital but after 30 minutes he succumbed.
October 29, 2014
Australian Terror Recruiter Mohammad Ali Baryalei Is So Thunderstruck
AUSTRALIA’S most senior Islamic State fighter, who allegedly instigated a plot to behead a random member of the public in Sydney’s streets last month, has been killed in a coalition airstrike on the Syrian border town of Kobane, his friends have claimed.See that's him right there! The one running for his life.... and losing.
Authorities were working last night to verify reports that Mohammad Ali Baryalei was “martyred’’ three days ago while fighting with Islamic State, the terror group to which he allegedly recruited scores of young Australians. The former drug-abusing Kings Cross bouncer would be the first Australian fighter killed in the US-led bombing campaign that has been striking Islamic State targets inside Syria and Iraq since August.
Two of Baryalei’s Syria-based friends, who were fellow alumni of the Sydney “Street Dawah” group he led, told The Australian the one-time bit-part actor was killed in an airstrike at least three days ago in Kobane.
Mohamed Zuhbi and Abdul Salam Mahmoud, who have been undertaking humanitarian work focused on the Syrian port city of Lattakia, outside Islamic State’s caliphate, said the reports of Baryalei’s demise were true.
“It was an airstrike, not sure by whom,” Mr Zuhbi said in an online interview with The Australian. “I personally received news from a brother who was with him for the most part of his journey so I believe it is true.”
You're welcome Australia, it was nothing.
New Jawa Feature! WTF Happened to Bilal Ahmad?
Don't ever be named Bilal Ahmad, I added this Google alert years ago because of one story. Its been a source of tragedy in my inbox for years.
A child was killed and five others injured when a roof of a house collapsed on them at Bohbda village on Tuesday.Previous bad things that happened to Bilal Ahamd, he stepped on a land mine while herding goats and eating fried chicken, I shit you not.
The roof of a room collapsed on Bilal Ahmad and his family members, who were sitting in the room.
Anyway I think I'll make it a series. WTF happened to Bilal Ahmad?
The ending will always be bad obviously.
October 23, 2014
Sandcrawler PSA: Save the Trees
Many liberals are adamant there is no threat of voter fraud that justifies efforts to improve the integrity of elections. “There is no real concrete evidence of voter fraud,” tweeted Donna Brazile, former acting chair of the Democratic National Committee, this week. “It’s a big ass lie.”
James O’Keefe, the guerilla filmmaker who brought down the ACORN voter-registration fraudsters in 2010 and forced the resignation of NPR executives, politely disagrees. Today, he is releasing some new undercover footage that raises disturbing questions about ballot integrity in Colorado, the site of fiercely contested races for the U.S. Senate, the U.S. House, and the governorship. When he raised the issue of filling out some of the unused ballots that are mailed to every household in the state this month, he was told by Meredith Hicks, the director of Work for Progress, a liberal group funded by Democratic Super PACS.: “That is not even like lying or something, if someone throws out a ballot, like if you want to fill it out you should do it.” She then brazenly offered O’Keefe, disguised as a middle-aged college instructor, a job with her group.
October 22, 2014
Multiple shooters reported in Canada attack
Things are getting real....
There were two soldiers standing guard at the war memorial in Ottawa near Parliament, and a gunman shot one of them, a witness told CNN on Wednesday. Peter Henderson, a journalist, said other soldiers doing drills nearby ran to help the fallen soldier. Henderson said he knew the person shot was a soldier because of the ceremonial uniform the soldier was wearing.Update: Report the soldier has died... From Twitter from a senior minister of the Crown..
There were "several shooting incidents in downtown Ottawa" on Wednesday morning, police said on Twitter. "Incidents occurred at National War Memorial, near the Rideau Centre and Parliament Hill." All Ottawa police buildings remain on lockdown and are closed to the public, police also said on Twitter.
Jason Kenney ن @kenneyjason · 22m 22 minutes ago
Condolences to family of the soldier killed, & prayers for the Parliamentary guard wounded. Canada will not be terrorized or intimidated.
Yet Another Terrorist Attack in Canada (update Two Shooters One Dead Another in Custody)
It appears that ISIS appeals for Muslims to attack nations that are part of the coalition are being heeded resulting in yet another attack.
A uniformed Canadian soldier has been shot at the War Memorial in Ottawa, and gunfire has also broken out inside the Parliament buildingsA terrorist and recent revert to Islam was killed when using his car as a weapon earlier this week.
CPR was performed on the soldier and he has been transported to hospital by ambulance.
Police have told reporters that the suspect, reportedly carrying a "large weapon," possibly a shotgun or rifle, is still on the loose, and the parliament buildings are on lockdown. Prime Minister is safe and "off the hill."
The situation is still developing. Updates will follow.
I'll bet you $100 that the perpetrator of this attack was on Martin “Ahmad” Rouleau's now defunct Facebook page friends list.
Which is why I feel Facebook removed Ahmad's page. So the public can't see all his other terrorist pals.
We'll update when we know more about today's um, incident.
Update: More here from CBCNews:
An arrest has been made after at least two people were shot in a hail of gunfire on Parliament Hill and the nearby cenotaph.
The victim appears to be a soldier. Several people were seen performing CPR.
Another body is reported to be on the ground just outside the Library of Parliament.
Veteran Affairs Minister Julian Fantino told QMI Agency at least one of the shooters was shot and killed inside the building.
Two men were seen jumping from a Toyota Corolla, followed by dozens of shots.
The car now sits empty outside Centre Block. It has no licence plates.
Journalists reported police were trying to keep them away from the scene. Those inside Parliament reported they were told to stay inside rooms with the door locked.
Update IV: Coincidence or motive?
It appears there was only one shooter despite earlier reports of two. ISIS has claimed the attack.
Update 10/23/2014 06:00 CDT: Robert Stacy McCain has more on Michael Zehaf-Bibeau
We learn that Michael Zehaf-Bibeau, the terrorist killed in his attack Thursday on the Canadian Parliament building in Ottawa, was both mentally ill and a convert to Islam:Mr. Zehaf-Bibeau was born in 1982 and was the son of Bulgasem Zehaf, a Quebec businessman who appears to have fought in 2011 in Libya, and Susan Bibeau, the deputy chairperson of a division of Canada’s Immigration and Refugee Board. The two were divorced in 1999. . . .So we don’t know, and may never know, exactly how it was that Zehaf-Bibeau went from crazy Muslim to terrorist. Rather than focus on the details of that, however, let’s look at the general pattern in the context of history. What you find about killers like this is that the misfit or mental case has both real-life problems and an extremist ideology. Think about Lee Harvey Oswald who, like Zehaf-Bibeau, was the product of a broken home and, like Zehaf-Bibeau, adopted the ideology of a foreign enemy. Whereas the Canadian-born Zehaf-Bibeau became a Muslim in the 21st century, the American-born Oswald became a Marxist at a time when the Soviet Union was America’s greatest enemy.
Mr. Zehaf-Bibeau grew up in Eastern Canada, including Ottawa and Montreal, and had spent time in Libya before moving to Western Canada to become a miner and labourer, according to friend Dave Bathurst.
...At the Burnaby mosque, Mr. Bathurst said his friend’s “erratic” behaviour — he did not elaborate — caused frictions with the elders at the house of worship, who asked him to stop attending prayers. At that time, Mr. Zehaf-Bibeau was living in a barely furnished single-room apartment.
Mr. Bathurst said he recalls his friend being arrested at the mosque a few years ago after bizarrely calling police to tell them about a crime he had committed many years before.
What causes some people to adopt the ideology of hostile foreign powers? They are misfits and malcontents who are alienated from their own national society, hostile to the dominant culture. By identifying with an extremist ideology, this type of warped personality seeks a kind of empowerment that enables them to enact their fantasy of revenge on the society that rejects the misfit.
October 21, 2014
Actual Real Life Terrorists Notice Houston Baghdadi's American Jihad
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And in English for Arabic challenge folks like myself.
I'd say that ups the danger that AbdulRahman Baghdadi poses, wouldn't you.
If the Muslim community in Houston cannot foster and guild him correctly onto a better path, then someone else will. He will meet a real terrorist or group online who will take advantage, give him that place he is seeking and attempt to influence him to do something really extra stupid and/or dangerous.so it appears that at least one of my fears if founded. Given yesterday's events in Canada I don't think we can afford to just let Jihadis run around.
After all Martin “Ahmad” Rouleau was being watched, but the authorities thought his only crime was the not really a crime crime of aiding the dissemination of al-Qaeda propaganda in a context of support for al-Qaeda and ISIS.
Its this context that we have said for years justifies the fighting against the propagation of terrorist materials by groups that have declared open war on the west and are also a specially designated terrorist group.
This is not banning "information" as some suggest, rather it is disabling the enemies propaganda outlet. To deny the enemy a den, where they become more radicalized and prone to act out their Jihad on innocents.
Which is right where we are with Adam "Baghdadi" although he openly declares allegiance to IS and spreads messages of support, which by the way are a specially designated terrorist group, but we wait and wait for the "real crime".
I fear pretty soon we're going to get a real crime.
This is the product of the watch only policy on online terrorism. An ever, growing, ever more radical, and ever more radical group of terrorists grows unchecked. With the end result being real world terrorism.
Houston Baghdadi's Terribly Terrifying Tour of Terror Totally Terrorizes Texas (***Exclusive Must Cite Jawa Report***)
Goatly Gets Competition or ISIS New Emir in Houston Sings Badly Very Very Badly (update :Vegas Baby!)
Houston, We Have a Problem
October 20, 2014
Breaking Two Canadian Soldiers Run Down in Apparent Domestic Terror Attack (Update: Radicalized Muslim Martin “Ahmad” Rouleau Killed By Police in Attack) (Update II: One of The Canadian Soldiers Injured in Terrorist Attack Dies of His Injuries)
al-Qaeda and ISIS has been asking for acts like this in various online magazines and videos.
Toronto StarThe good news is whomever did it is Dead Jim!MONTREAL—The suspect in a hit-and-run that injured two Canadian soldiers in Quebec — an incident identified as a possible terror attack — is fighting for his life in hospital after being shot several times by police.
The shocking incident, which occurred at about noon Monday in Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu, also sent the two Canadian Armed Forces personnel to hospital with one fighting for his life and the other having suffered minor injuries, according to the Quebec provincial police.
The two soldiers were reportedly walking through the parking lot of a shopping centre located less than three kilometres from the Collège militaire royal de Saint-Jean, the French-language university run by the Department of National Defence, when they were run down by a driver.
A police chase ensued and the car drove into a ditch after the driver lost control of the vehicle, police said.
Witnesses who spoke with the TVA network Monday afternoon said they saw a man emerge from the flipped vehicle that was lying in a ditch on the side of the road. The man had his hands in the air and was walking toward police when at least one officer opened fire on the suspect. The witnesses said they heard up to seven gunshots.So we're not really sure of the motive, the knife may have been the reason officers opened fire. Normally I might be skeptical of trigger happy police but in this case, meh.
TVA also showed images of a knife with an elaborate handle lodged into the ground near where the incident occurred.
A police spokesperson confirmed that the two injured pedestrians were members of the military but said it was too early in the investigation to comment on suggestions it may have been a terror attack.We'll know more about motive once the dead perp is identified, it would however fit with recent threats against any nation who opposes ISIS.
Hat Tip: Life Freedom Family.
Update: Confirmed stiff was a terrorist.
The driver of a car who rammed two Canadian Forces members near Montreal before being shot dead by police was known to counter-terrorism authorities who believed he had become radicalized, the RCMP said on Monday as they continued to investigate the possible terrorist attack.He called himself Ahmad LeConverti on Facebook.
“This individual was known to federal authorities including our Integrated National Security Investigations team in Montreal who along with other authorities were concerned that he had become radicalized,’’ the RCMP said in a statement. The force declined further comment.
The 25-year-old, known as Martin “Ahmad” Rouleau, allegedly hit two members of the Canadian Forces as they were walking in a strip mall just outside St-Jean-sur-Richelieu at about 11:30 a.m. Police chased the man more than four kilometres until his car flipped into a ditch.
The man then exited his car, allegedly holding a knife, and police opened fire, seriously injuring him, said Sûreté du Québec Sgt. Joyce Kemp. He was transported to hospital, but police later confirmed he had died.
The suggestion the incident was an act of terrorism was first raised in the House of Commons by Prime Minister Stephen Harper, who said he was aware of the “extremely troubling” reports and that authorities were investigating.
From what I can tell he was a member of an Anti American Facebook group called United Slaves of America.
Our prayers go out to the family and to all of Canada.
Also my apologies that your loss for standing with America against ISIS has gotten little or no notice in the American press.
I didn't hear it on NPR, I don't see it on CNN, I don't see it on ABC, CBS. no not even FOXNEWS.
Update III: This image of the stiff Jihadi via Blazing Cat Fur.
October 17, 2014
Akba Jihad Jordan's Jihad Ends
WASHINGTON—Akba Jihad Jordan, 22, of Raleigh, North Carolina, pleaded guilty before United States Magistrate Judge Robert B. Jones to conspiracy to provide material support to terrorists. Jordan and co-defendant Avin Marsalis Brown, 21, also of Raleigh, were arrested on March 19, 2014, and charged initially in a criminal complaint. On April 1, 2014, a federal grand jury returned an indictment charging Jordan and Brown with conspiring to provide material support to terrorists.
United States Attorney Thomas G. Walker stated, “This investigation is a sober reminder that we must remain vigilant in our efforts to prosecute extremists who conspire to provide material support to foreign terrorist organizations.”
“Akba Jordan turned his back on his own country and was willing to fight side by side with terrorist groups in Yemen and Syria who wish to do us harm,” said John Strong, Special Agent in Charge of the FBI in North Carolina. “American citizens who offer support to terrorist organizations pose a grave threat to our national security and will face serious consequences for their actions.”
As set forth in the affidavit supporting the complaint, Brown initiated contact online with an undercover employee of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI). Brown requested assistance in traveling overseas for “fisabilillah”—a phrase commonly utilized by Islamic Extremists to refer to joining extremist groups in violence overseas. Subsequently, both Brown and Jordan engaged in numerous discussions with an FBI confidential source in which they expressed a desire to travel overseas to join certain groups in fighting the “kuffar” (non-Muslims) and “munafiq” (Muslims considered to be hypocrites), primarily in either Syria or Yemen. These groups included al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP), the Islamic State of Iraq and Sham (ISIS), and jabhat al-Nusrah (JAN). They also talked frequently about weapons and the use of weapons in fighting the kuffar, both overseas and in the United States. Jordan specifically discussed with Brown the weapons he had in his possession, including an AK-47, and described how he would not hesitate to use them. The affidavit describes a meeting at Jordan’s apartment on Dec. 30, 2013, during which Jordan showed Brown how to break down the AK-47.
On March 19, 2014, Brown was arrested at Raleigh Durham International Airport prior to boarding a flight with a final destination in Turkey. Brown stated in an interview that he intended to travel from Turkey into Syria. Once overseas, Brown intended to meet with a member of ISIS whom he had befriended online. Once established, and after Jordan had obtained his own passport and enough funds to purchase a ticket, Brown could then assist Jordan in entering Syria from Turkey to additionally join Brown.
Jordan, who had not yet obtained a passport, was also arrested on March 19. Jordan admitted that he had made an appointment to obtain a passport so that so that he could go to Syria and fight. A search warrant executed that day at Jordan’s apartment recovered the AK-47 and several other weapons. On Aug.12, 2014, Brown pleaded guilty to the indictment. His sentencing is currently set for Nov. 6, 2014.
Investigation of this case was conducted by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Charlotte Division, Resident Agency Joint Terrorism Task Force (JTTF). The Raleigh JTTF consists of the following agencies: FBI, DHS-H.S.I., Raleigh Police Department, Durham Police Department, Cary Police Department, NC State Bureau of Investigation, and the NC State Highway Patrol. The prosecution is being handled by Assistant United States Attorney Jason Kellhofer and Trial Attorney Michael Dittoe of the Counterterrorism Section in the Justice Department’s National Security Division.
Source: Alphabet People.
Image credit: WFMY.
Hat Tip: El_Grillo.
October 10, 2014
Sandcrawler PSA: Shouting I Have Ebola! on a Plane is Really Bad Idea
I know its kind of like the Do not drink! warning on a bottle of bleach but, you know, teh schtoopid is the most plentiful resource that man has at his disposal.
The man, who was traveling to the Dominican Republic, was coughing on the flight, but thought it would be funny to shout that he has Ebola shortly before the plane(sic) landed.
*Hat Tip: Skelator.
(note the full video has the flight attendant announcing this man is an idiot at the link above, its worth the click. I had to chose, it was tough)
*Post in which I sic Alan Colmes, maybe my Spelling Nazi troll will go bug Skelator for a while.
October 08, 2014
FBI Seeks Help Identifying ISIS Terrorist
I don't recognize this guy. But if you think you might have run across him on social media or elsewhere IRL please contact the FBI. Even if its just a hunch., You never know, your hunch might be right. Jawas are known for that kind of thing.
he FBI is asking for the public’s help identifying individuals who have traveled—or are planning to travel—overseas to engage in combat alongside terrorist organizations.Or if you're uncomfortable with that send the info to anyone on the contacts page and we'll do the rest.
“We need the public's assistance in identifying U.S. persons going to fight overseas with terrorist groups or who are returning home from fighting overseas,” said Michael Steinbach, assistant director of the FBI’s Counterterrorism Division.
A form for submitting potential tips and leads has been established at www.fbi.gov/ISILtips.
The FBI is also seeking information about the identity of an English-speaking individual and others seen in a propaganda video released last month by the group calling itself the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, or ISIL.
In the video, a man whose face is obscured by a mask alternates seamlessly between English and Arabic in pro-ISIL pronouncements intended to appeal to a Western audience. Dressed in desert camouflage and wearing a shoulder holster, the masked man can be seen standing in front of purported prisoners as they dig their own graves and then later presiding over their executions.
The 55-minute video was released on September 19. In releasing a segment from the video, the FBI hopes someone might recognize the man through his voice and appearance. In the segment, the faces of purported prisoners are obscured and their executions are not shown.
“We’re hoping that someone might recognize this individual and provide us with key pieces of information,” Steinbach said. “No piece of information is too small.”
October 06, 2014
Sandcrawler PSA: ISIS Needs Killing
Kill them, kill them all. Every. Last. One.
For the good of humanity.
For those of you late to the party, dickhead was posting a beheaded female Kurd YPG fighter.
October 03, 2014
ISIS Murders British Hostage Allan Henning
Jawa Report can confirm that British hostage Allan Henning has been murdered by the Islamic State in revenge for this week's vote in Parliament approving strikes against ISIS.
The tape comes within hours of reports of coalition airstrikes against ISIS in support of Kurds besieged in Kobane.
An American Peter Edward Kassig is shown at the end and is threatened with death.
The murder is carried out by the same Jihadi John.
The blood of Davbid Haines is on your hands Cameron.Update: Some background on Henning.
Alan Henning will also be slaughtered, but his blood in on the hands of the British Parliament.
(continues) Obama, you have started your ariel bombardment in Sham(Syria) which strikes our people, so its only right that we strike the necks of your people.
The wife of British hostage Alan Henning pleaded Saturday with ISIS to release him, describing her husband as a "peaceful, selfless man" who was only in Syria to help people in need.May he rest in peace and our prayers are with Mrs Henning and his family. May the Lord keep him and comfort his family
"I cannot see how it could assist any state's cause to allow the world to see a man like Alan dying," Barbara Henning said, according to a message released by the UK Foreign Office. ISIS refers to itself as "the Islamic State."
Alan Henning, a taxi driver from near Manchester, England, was part of a team of volunteers that traveled to Syria in December to deliver food and water to people affected by the Middle Eastern country's devastating civil war.
He was abducted the day after Christmas by masked gunmen, according to other people in the aid convoy
And let the UK know what we stand with them.
Um yeah that was me.
October 02, 2014
Abu Imran's Failure is Complete
As you might know Abu Iman is the leader of the Anjem Choudary connected group Sharia4Belgium. Belgian courts this week sentenced Abu Imran to 15 years in prison for brainwashing young Muslim men and sending them to Jihad in Syria.
Now Kurdish authorities have arrested two Belgians trying to join ISIS' Jihad.
Previous: Everyone Wave Buh Bye to Abu Imran.
September 30, 2014
Heartbreak: Muslim Chops Off Head CAIR Gets Hate Mail
In a stunning admission CAIR admits that its the actions of Muslims who chop off the heads of innocents that incites infidels to send nasty letters.
Oooh, in reaction to a shocking and brutal murder CAIR gets hate mail, how uncivilized of those infidel dogs to express themselves with, you know, hurtful words.
But like Grandma always said, "Don't be ugly."
Oh No We Didn't Underestimate The threat
Or why James Clapper should be fired!
ISW has predicted the rise of the Islamic State since 2012. Read our forecasts here.(pdf)
The Institute for the Study of War (ISW) provides accurate geostrategic forecasts and advanced warning of growing threats. ISW analysts have accurately forecasted the political fragmentation of Iraq and the return of al Qaeda in Iraq (AQI), now the Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham (ISIS), since 2011. ISW analysts have correctly predicted the origins, pathways, methods, and aims of ISIS’s return.
ISW conducts strategic forecasting as a core intellectual contribution to foreign policy. ISW’s leaders believe that strategic surprise can be averted by monitoring the trajectories of complex problems over time, even from unclassified information. Over the last 18 months, ISW has published a number of forecasts that anticipated the resurgence of AQI, the devolution of the Iraqi Security Forces, and the emergence of the ISIS campaign to control territory inside Iraq and Syria. This document is a compilation of forecasts made by ISW’s analysts that have come true. Strategic forecasting does not presume that complex situations will always unfold as predicted. ISW strives to apply concrete knowledge of the present in order to deliver insight about the future. ISW hopes that this policy makers can use these insights in order to take a proactive rather than a reactive posture to emerging crisis situations and prevent their escalation.Except that the guy doing the firing was also the one who directed him to say a lot of stupid stuff. I mean canning Clapper without Canning his boss is just, you know, pissing into the wind.
Or the President could just read Jawa Report.
A Google search for the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, starting in Jan 2012 and ending in December 2013 yields over 10 pages of results.
One Less Website for the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria: rawabit.tv December 26, 2013.
Islamic State of Iraq and Syria Murder Boy 14 For Insulting Prophet Jun 11, 2013
What Do You Mean America Not Helping in Syria? Jul 29, 2013
Shocking News! AQI Claims Syrian Jihadi Front al-Nusra Apr 9, 2013
The Jawa Report: Shocking News! al-Qaeda Active in Syria Jul 26, 2012
Ansar al-Sunnah Leader Arrested Crossing Into Syria March 17, 2012
When Syria Ends, Europe is Going to Get Bloody (bumped) Nov 12, 2013
Hat Tip: Switched.
September 29, 2014
Sandcrawler PSA: We're Totally 100% For Sure FUTA
But in an interview that aired Sunday evening, the president told 60 Minutes that the rise of the group now proclaiming itself a caliphate in territory between Syria and Iraq caught the U.S. intelligence community off guard. Obama specifically blamed James Clapper, the current director of national intelligence: “Our head of the intelligence community, Jim Clapper, has acknowledged that, I think, they underestimated what had been taking place in Syria,” he said.You mean the same James Clapper that fed us that line of BS on Benghazi?
Anyway, please don't chop off my head. Pretty pretty please, with sugar on top.
September 27, 2014
Meanwhile in Jordan
Reports of IS banners in areas like the eastern city of Ma'an have fuelled fears of destabilisation by a force wreaking havoc in neighbouring Syria and Iraq.
The installation of a public siren system in parts of capital Amman, days after Jordan confirmed it had carried out strikes, sparked panic on social media.
Fears the alert system was an indicator of an imminent retaliation forced authorities to reassure the public the installations were part of a long-planned programme.
Brigadier General Fareed Shariah of the Jordanian Civil Defence Authority said the sirens were part of a "comprehensive system for exceptional situations".
"We can use it to deliver all kinds of audio messages, to warn people of snow, floods or even terrorist attacks - any incident that could harm the Jordanian people," Mr Shariah said.
Information Minister Mohammed Momani also took to state television to dismiss rumours that US and French citizens were warned to avoid malls in the capital.
He said the revised travel advice notices simply called for "heightened vigilance".
Hat Tip: Patty via Instapundit.
September 26, 2014
This Isn't The Muslim Who Beheaded His Co-Worker After Getting Fired For Pressuring Them To Revert to Islam That We're Looking For
Nine out of ten stories on this don't mention that Alton Nolen was a recent revert to Islam, nor that he was proselytizing to the women at work.
MOORE, Okla. – Officials with the Moore Police Department say the FBI is now involved in the investigation related to a brutal attack of workers at a food distribution plant.The FBI has been called in but they say it appears there is no link to any organized terrorist group at this time.
Sgt. Jeremy Lewis says the alleged suspect, 30-year-old Alton Nolen had just been fired when he drove to the front of the business, hit a vehicle and walked inside.
He walked into the front office area where he met 54-year-old Colleen Hufford and began attacking her with a knife.
Sgt. Lewis confirms the type of knife used in the attack is the same kind used at the plant.
Lewis confirms that Hufford was stabbed several times and that Nolen “severed her head.”
At that point, Lewis claims Nolen met 43-year-old Traci Johnson and began attacking her with the same knife.
Its possible employees complained about being pressured to convert at work which led to his firing. At which point he took revenge.
The FBI is now looking into Nolen’s background after his former co-workers said he tried to convert them to Islam after recently converting himself.Move along, move along.
Lewis says the FBI is working in conjunction with the Moore Police Department, especially when it comes to the religious aspect of the case.
He seems to be an odd sort, combining Islam and the more apocalyptic versus from the New Testament.
He is convinced these are the end times.
And also women are evil. Sent to tempt and test men.
So the guy has problems other than Islam, but a bit mental and spontaneous Jihad are not mutually exclusive categories.
So there is not a lot of indication of overt Jihadism other than his cover banner of the Taliban. But he does share the America and Israel are evil and are attacking innocent Muslims in Syria, those innocent Muslims would be ISIS and al-Nusra.
So IMO this was not planned, he is not an overt Jihadi, nor does he seem connected to any overt Jihadis. But seems influenced by some Islamic and leftist thought on the evils of the Jews. America bad, Israel bad, ISIS my brothers in Islam.
And then there is this most ironic post.
Update II: Adding to the evidence that Mr. Nolan had a particular thing against women. See Facebook screenshot above and...
Local newspaper McCurtain Gazette reports (no online edition is available):Looking again he also seems to really like Caps Lock. Always a sign that someone is um, yeah.
A classmate of Nolen’s, who didn’t wish to be identified, told this newspaper that he spoke to a close family member of Nolen’s today.
He told this newspaper that according to the family member, Nolen was telling coworkers Thursday of an Islamic teaching that said women should be stoned for an offense, and that an argument followed the mark, Nolen was later fired and returned later Thursday, when he beheaded Colleen Hufford, the family member said.
Update: Creeping Sharia has found a couple of posts on Nolan's Facebook that are more overtly pro-Jihadist. But not supporting a specific group.
September 25, 2014
ISIS Murders Iraqi Muslima For Describing Them as Barbaric
The United Nations says militants with the Islamic State group have publicly killed a rights lawyer in the Iraqi city of Mosul after finding her guilty of apostasy in a self-styled Islamic court.Samira was so far as I can tell a fairly devout and modest Sunni woman.
The UN Assistance Mission in Iraq says Samira Saleh al-Naimi was seized from her home on Sept. 17 after allegedly posting messages on Facebook that were critical of the militants' destruction of places of worship in Mosul.
The key here I believe is publicly criticizing ISIS. Especially in a forum where there are Kuffir present. In many interpretations of Sharia its unlawful for Muslims to criticize other Muslims in front of the Kuffar, so that Islam don't look bad in front of the Kuffar.
It must be done privately. Which is a pretty good excuse for any despots that might, you know, slip through the cracks. Apparently in the ME its not so much if a despot will slip through, its more a question of which despot.
But probably ISIS would have murdered her anyway even if she had spoken out in a forum other than the internet.
Remember no one kills more Muslims than al-Qaeda, the Taliban and ISIS. Hands down, nobody.
September 24, 2014
Just Effing Wonderful: Jordanian Courts Find Abu Qatada Not Guilty Releases Him
Radical Muslim cleric Abu Qatada has been released from prison after being found not guilty of terrorism offences by a court in Amman, Jordan.Oh well at least he's not living off the UK taxpayers any longer.
Judges said there was "insufficient evidence" to convict him of planning a thwarted terrorist plot against tourists and diplomats during Jordan's Millennium celebrations.
He was deported from the UK in 2013.
His supporters erupted in applause when the verdict was read out in court.
Britain's Home Office said he was "not coming back to the UK" as its courts agreed he was a threat to security.
September 23, 2014
The Blessed Release of The FBI Investigation of Samir Khan AKA Inshallahshaheed (Sticky)
It is my honor to post possibly the best post of my life, today.
In 2006, a high priority for the FBI was tracking the owner of a blog called Inshallahshaheed who frequently posted commentary in support of Muslim extremist groups and violent jihad.Jawa Report gets a mention.
The FBI feared that both the shifting tone of the blog entries and the dozens of videos the blogger posted to YouTube depicting terrorist operations indicated that he was planning an attack against the US, or intended to join up with militants in Iraq and Afghanistan to fight the US military.
Five years later, that blogger, Samir Khan, was killed in a CIA drone strike in Yemen alongside radical cleric Anwar al-Awlaki, who the Obama administration had secretly targeted for death, setting off a fierce debate over executive power. Both men were affiliated with al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula — and both men were US citizens.
The New York Times story that the analyst mentions was the first news report written about Khan. It was published on October 15, 2007 and examined his online preachings in the context of how radical jihadists use the Internet to spread their message.As I recall Samir Khan was first outed publicly by a Jawa report reader's link to Blogger profile he has used after he first reverted to Islam but before Samir became a seriously radicalized al-Qaeda supporter. After looking at the writings of that old blog (Human Liberation - an Islamic Renaissance) and the Ignored Puzzled Pieces of Knowledge Blog it became clear the author of both blogs was the same person. The old Blogger profile contained Samir Khan's real name and location and included a picture of Khan.
Jawa Report PWNs Samir Khan for Hotlinking.
The Washington, DC analyst recommended that the agent in Charlotte read a post contained on an anti-jihad blog called the Jawa Report:You will find more information that is new it will all be laid out for you by [redacted]. Please read the comments section if you need to. I am in great hopes you will lock him up once and for all. He is a traitor. He gives aid and comfort to the stated enemies of our government. He is more than just a propagandist as far as I am concerned.
We closed the comments on that post, but by then the cat was out of the bag that the terrorist blogger known as Inshallahshaheed (A Martyr God Willing) was indeed Samir Khan.
The FBI's eyebrows were raised when Samir wrote a post in favor of an al-Qaeda invasion of Manhattan. Now the post was a bit of a pipe dream, but i was clear where Samir Khan's loyalties lay and also posted on the sixth anniversary of 9/11.
See the original post here: Website: Soon, The Blessed Invasion of Manhattan-- "Special Gift" for 9/11( copy of the post is on page 138 of the .pdf)
The reference to Wordpress was removed when Wordpress Suspended Samir's blog. One of many Jawa takedowns on Samir.
Vice News has posted a pdf. from the FBI and its investigation of Samir Khan here.(embedded below the fold)
Our celebration of the Droning of Samir Khan also contains many links to Jawa Report coverage Inspire founder Samir Khan and his online activities.
Also see our InshallahShaheed archive for related stories.
Jawa Mentions in the .pdf thanks to Jane.
Jawa hits on page 134And the last word goes to Dr. Rusty Shackleford.
Ppage 138 is a photocopy of jawa, 17 pages of jawa, dated 9/12/2007
howie and rusty say this, howie and rusty say that...
also see jawa references on pages 168, 182, 203, 216, 308, 309 (which one of you most likely to use the phrase, "this little missive"?)
348- 353 interesting
Update: Just for kicks, one of female Indonesian blogger Jihadi Princess' old comments on Samir Khan's blog. Jihadi Princess is well known and inspired Jihad Jane, to the point that some days I still get them mixed up.
Update II: Jihadi blogger and Atlanta teacher Al X (stewart) gets a mention too. I think he's one of the few core Revolution Muslim members to stay out of prison.
An FBI file from 2007 said agents identify the blogger, based on comments posted on his blog, as a "30 year old male, black-Muslim convert living in the Southern United States" who "identifies his occupation as 'Mujahid in training.'" The FBI was worried the unnamed blogger's "rhetoric, especially concerning conducting violent jihad in the United States, could encourage Samir Zafar Khan of his path of escalation to actually conduct a terrorist act in the United States."Al X is also known as Black Lion.
The New York Times story that the analyst mentions was the first news report written about Khan. It was published on October 15, 2007 and examined his online preachings in the context of how radical jihadists use the Internet to spread their message.The "First news report written about Khan", Really? Really?
Jawa Report readers were told about Khan months earlier although he had not been named publicly. So the NY times was hardly the "first news report about Khan".
Dear Vice, Suck it.
Update IV: Friend of Jawa Report Abu Yahood gets a mention too.
From Washington Times
*Several of the stories I will link comments are still closed for obvious reasons.
Meanwhile Down Under
Seems fair to me.
September 22, 2014
Chicago Archdiocese Now With 100% Less Evisceration
Its worth noting that "moderate" in terms of today's Catholics means they might not excommunicate you for using the Birth control pill.
Whereas moderate to Today's Islam means that you're beheaded quickly with a long sword rather than slowly with a dull knife.