February 10, 2012
Kim Jong-Un-Dead
Too good to check. Chinese Twitter abuzz with rumors of Kim Jon-Un's assassination.
Uzbek Muslim in Alabama Charged With Material Support for Terrorist Organization
if you remember Ulugbek Kodirov he was arrested last year after buying an assault rifle from an undercover officer. The purpose of the rifle was it was to be used to Murder President Obama.
BIRMINGHAM, Alabama -- An Uzbekistan native, already charged with threatening the life of President Barack Obama and illegally possessing weapons, including a fully automatic weapon and a grenade, this afternoon was charged with providing material support for terrorism.It is the first time federal prosecutors in Alabama have charged someone under that terrorist statute, according to court records.
Ulugbek Kodirov, 22, will be arraigned on the new charge in a hearing at 1 p.m. Friday before U.S. Magistrate John Ott. At 1:30 p.m. Friday he had already been scheduled to plead guilty to the previous charges.
...An affidavit filed with a search warrant for Kodirov's apartment in federal court stated that the FBI had been informed of Kodirov's plans through two confidential reliable sources. One source, according to the affidavit, described Kodirov as a strict Muslim who has previously expressed support for Islamic extremists and who views Jihadist websites.
February 08, 2012
Eunice Abdullah Pleads Guilty
It couldn't happen to a nicer keyboard koranimal.
Jesse Morton, a convert to Islam also known as Younus Abdullah Mohammad, plans to appear in federal court in Alexandria, Va., on Thursday, his lawyer told Politico. He will plead guilty to conspiracy, communicating threats, and internet stalking, Politico reported. Each felony carries a sentence of up to five years in prison.Hey Eunice, heed Lawrence's advice...
Update by Howie!
Its almost kind of sad that all the really fun Jihadis are, you know, deflowered.
Islamic Chivalry Really is Dead For al-Qaeda
Those cowardly pussies at al-Qaeda are calling for Muslimas to commit suicide bombings. Because so far most all their male recruits in the UK have been total retards deluxe.
London - British MPs have warned that Al Qaeda is using extremist websites to recruit women to carry out suicide bombings in the U.K. According to the Commons home affairs committee, the terrorist organization is "specifically targeting women for violent acts."Haram! Just because you cannot find both the mental acuity to push a button and that wants to blow himself up is no reason to go around asking women to do your dirty work for you.The report of the Commons home affairs committee comes after four Muslims extremists confessed to a conspiracy to bomb the London Stock Exchange. The report said Al Qaeda is using extremist websites to radicalize women for attacks in Britain. The Sun reports women have already been used in deadly suicide bombings in the Middle East and more Palestinian women are volunteering for suicide bombing missions in Israel.
February 07, 2012
Shocking News! No Deadly Riots in Egypt Today?
WTF?
Well it turns out that all the unrest was really caused by former British prime minister Tony Blair. After realizing he had tricked all of Egypt into killing each other every day for a week or so, they all went home, had a dinner that couldn't be beat and didn't get up until the next morning....
...when they got a call from Field Marshal Tantawi.....
But could you think of what it would mean if a whole bunch of people marched into Tahir Square, sang a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walked out?
If one person did it. They'd think he was really sick and they'd kill him.
And if two people did it, in harmony, they'd think they were both faggots and they'd kill both of em.
But if three people a day, can you imagine three people a day marching into Tahir Square singing a bar of Alice's Restaurant and marching out.
Why then they'd think it was a Zionist Conspiracy and they'd kill them too.
Major Troy Gilbert's Family Searches for His Body in Iraq
WFAA:
Maj. Troy Gilbert took off in his F-16 in November 2006 for a mission near Baghdad.Long story short Major Gilbert's family is looking for help to bring the rest of Troy's body home.Now that U.S. forces have left Iraq, his family wonders who will look for his body to bring it home to Texas.
The 22nd combat mission for the Texas Tech grad would earn him the Distinguished Flying cross with valor, one of the nation's highest military awards.
He's credited with saving about 20 American commandos under fire."They say he was very calm," said the hero's mom, Kaye Gilbert. "He told this young man on the ground, 'I will not leave you.'"
According to witnesses, Maj. Gilbert destroyed one gun truck, then turned sharply to attack a second.
"Of course, he was already too low to begin with to do a strafing run," said his father, Ronnie Gilbert. "He went ahead and did it."
Kaye finished her husband's thought: "...because they were calling him from the ground saying, 'We're dying down here.' And when someone says, 'I'm dying down here,' you do everything you can."
The jet's tail hit the ground. Maj. Gilbert died instantly.
Later, when Ronnie and Kaye Gilbert learned why their son flew so low, it would only add to the cruelty of their ordeal.It began just hours after the crash.
Insurgents posted a video on the Internet, showing men walking on the wings of the shattered jet. The cockpit canopy lay off to the side.
Three-hundred yards away, the pilot's broken body lay at the end of his unopened parachute. By the time U.S. forces reached the plane, Maj. Gilbert's body was gone.
The cockpit contained a tiny bit of tissue — enough for confirmation of death and burial at Arlington National Cemetery.
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http://youtu.be/C5nSxffBpko
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February 06, 2012
Russia and China Give Assad go Ahead to Kill Everyone
My opinion is Russia and China want the veto. Then its their baby.
Jack Van-Impe was unavailable for comment on Gog, Magog and the coming apocalypse.
Update: Whatever you do don't watch this video. I've seen several vids from the resistance in Syria that were bad. This one takes the cake.
Madonna Beats Tom Brady
You can watch the Superbowl halftime show again and get into a stinging debate with trolls on the merits of Madonna's half time performance. Which was pretty good.

Or you can go watch Tom Brady be really really sad.....
Congratulations to the Giants who gave the Patriots every chance to win but ended up pulling it out.
New Egyptian Government to America FUTA
Remember when Obama went to Egypt and gave that big speech?.
CAIRO — Egypt’s military-led government said Sunday that it would put 19 Americans and two dozen others on trial in a politically charged criminal investigation into the foreign financing of nonprofit groups that has shaken the 30-year alliance between the United States and Egypt.Well Mr. President, its your move. Better make it a good oneThe decision raises tensions between the two allies to a new peak at a decisive moment in Egypt’s political transition after the ouster of President Hosni Mubarak a year ago. Angry protesters are battling security forces in the streets of the capital and other major cities. The economy is in urgent need of billions of dollars in foreign aid. And the military rulers are in the final stages of negotiations with the Islamists who dominate the new Parliament over the terms of a transfer of power that could set the country’s course for decades.
February 03, 2012
Arab Spring! Former Ambassador Tortured to Death in Libya
Okay, I'll admit it: I have mixed feelings about this. I'm generally against torture. But this guy was the ambassador to France from Qaddafi's Libya. So, maybe the guy deserved it?
In any event, of all the countries affected by the Arab Spring I'm least worried about Libya. Short of electing Satan himself to lead the country, just about any one would be an improvement over Qaddafi's.
February 01, 2012
Shocking News! Taliban and al-Qaeda Fighters Totally Dependent on Pakistani Intelligence For Support!?!?!
The Taliban in Afghanistan depend on Pakistan for support, even though they do not necessarily welcome it, a secret NATO report says, according to a journalist who has read it.Of course the greater irony is that the Pakistanis are dependent on American aid to support the Taliban and al-Qaeda's fight against the U.S."It is a marriage of convenience," Times of London reporter Jerome Starkey said Wednesday, citing the report. The Taliban see Pakistan as manipulative, but they see no alternative to accepting its support, he said.
The Taliban are absolutely confident of victory, he said the report found, based on 27,000 interviews with over 4,000 detainees ranging from senior Taliban commanders to Afghan civilians.
They also include mid- and low-level Taliban, al Qaeda, and foreign fighters, he said.
The leaked NATO document revives the longstanding accusation that elements in Pakistan's Inter Services Intelligence agency are aiding the insurgency in Afghanistan.
It says the ISI knows the whereabouts of all senior Taliban commanders, Starkey said.
SNAFU.
January 31, 2012
You Can't Win Darth
The people who brought the GOP losing candidates from Dewey to Dole are at it again.
A very good look at Gingrich vs Romney and the establishment vs the grass roots.
I guess it depends on what you think is good for the next four years. The corporate don't rock the boat model which is Romney. He's the Uncle Owen of politics and he's not about to follow Obi-Wan off on any Damn Fool Crusades but if those vaporators aren't up on the south ridge by noon why there'll be heck to pay.
Or you're of the opinion that only a rebel can fix things, that only a Damn Fool Crusade can shake things up enough to depose the established Bureaucrats and corruption and restore the Republic. Now that requires a Skywalker. Someone who acts on instinct and passion. Maybe despite all the best advice he can get. That would be a Gingrich.
Personally I'm all for the Damn Fool Crusade myself. After all Uncle Owen ends up crispy and Luke Skywalker ends up deposing the Emperor and ruling the galaxy.
January 30, 2012
Good News: Co-Conspirator in Sadat's Murder Now Egyptian MP
Wants His Akhi Ayman al-Zawahiri to Return to Egypt
A member of the newly elected Egyptian parliament has called for al Qaeda's emir to return to the country "with his head held high and safely."Read more:Aboud al Zomor, who served as the first emir of the Egyptian Islamic Jihad and was later imprisoned for his role in President Anwar Sadat's assassination, said that he welcomes Ayman al Zawahiri's return to Egypt and that he would be given safe haven, according to a report published yesterday in Al-Sharq Al-Awsat. The report was translated from Arabic by the Foundation For Defense of Democracies.
"When asked if he saw any danger in al Zawahiri's return, al Zomor said that 'he was not a threat to Egypt, the likes of al Zawahiri differed with the previous regime and they were only a danger for this regime and not for Egypt, and now he is liberating Afghanistan and Iraq...'" the report stated. Zomor also lamented that the US would be opposed to Zawahiri's return to Egypt.
Zomor denied having direct contact with members of al Qaeda, and claims to have renounced violence.
"I've distanced myself from that currently because I took the political line and closed the page on the past, as a result of which doors to peaceful action opened for us," he told Al-Sharq Al-Awsat.
Zomor is one of the primary founders of the Egyptian Islamic Jihad, the terrorist group that merged with al Qaeda. Zawahiri succeeded Zomor as the group's emir and presided over its merger with bin Laden's terror group in the 1990s.
January 27, 2012
NASA Ship Takes Out Bridge
Ya reckon we'll clear that bridge?
Two spans of a southwest Kentucky bridge collapsed after being struck by a cargo ship that carried aviation parts. No injuries were immediately reported, state transportation officials said.Hat Tip: Chad.The Delta Mariner struck the main span of the Eggner Ferry Bridge on Thursday evening at U.S. Highway 68 and Kentucky Highway 80, said Keith Todd, spokesman for the Kentucky Transportation Cabinet. State inspectors are on their way to determine how much of the bridge, which opened to traffic in 1932, was damaged.
January 25, 2012
Convicted North Carolina Jihadi Hysen Sherifi's Brother and Female Friend Arrested in Plot to Behead Witnesses
A North Carolina man sentenced to prison recently as part of a homegrown terrorist ring has been accused in a federal court document of plotting to kill witnesses who testified against him at trial.It seems that was interested in offing three witnesses who had testified against him at trial. He wanted them beheaded for what he considered these Muslims betrayal of him at trial.An affidavit unsealed in federal court Monday accuses Hysen Sherifi of plotting against the witnesses from his jail cell. Authorities say an FBI informant posing as a hit man met with Sherifi's brother and a female friend and accepted $5,000 and a photo of an intended victim.
FBI agents have arrested the brother, Shkumbin Sherifi, and Nevine Aly Elshiekh, a school teacher. Now in federal custody at the New Hanover County Jail, each is charged with a felony count of use of interstate commerce facilities in the commission of murder-for-hire.
In a 10-page affidavit filed under seal Friday, FBI Special Agent James Langtry writes that he developed a source as a confidential informant inside the New Hanover County Jail near Wilmington, where Hysen Sherifi was sent after a jury convicted him in October.So far we've not heard any comment from the Islamic Association of Raleigh. Uh, yeah.The informant soon befriended Sherifi, who requested help in hiring someone to kill three people who had testified against him at his trial, according to the affidavit. Sherifi specified that he wanted the witnesses beheaded and that he would be provided photos of the severed heads as confirmation of the deaths, according to the document.
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January 23, 2012
American Detained In Chicago
Planned to Join Islamic Jihad Union
AURORA, Colo. (AP) — The FBI arrested a refugee from Uzbekistan at Chicago's O'Hare airport on charges that he planned to travel overseas to fight for a terrorist group and give up his life if necessary, an official said Monday.CBS reports his other aliases are Abumumin Turkistony and Abu Mumin. A copy of the complaint is here.However, there was no evidence that suspect Jamshid Muhtorov was plotting attacks inside the United States, authorities said.
Muhtorov, 35, of Aurora, Colo., was arrested Saturday by members of the FBI's Denver and Chicago Joint Terrorism Task Forces.
Muhtorov, who goes by several other names, was indicted for providing and attempting to provide material support to a designated foreign terrorist organization. Prosecutors allege he planned to fight for the Islamic Jihad Union, which has been blamed for suicide attacks in Uzbekistan and claimed responsibility for numerous attacks against coalition forces in Afghanistan.
Muhtorov was arrested without incident before he could board a flight to Istanbul, Turkey, said Dean Boyd, a spokesman for the U.S. Justice Department in Washington....Investigators obtained a search warrant for Muhtorov's apartment for a laptop computer, a Blackberry cellphone, and permission to search two email accounts they said were used by Muhtorov, according to the indictment.
The FBI said Muhtorov communicated with a contact with the terror organization by email using code words, asking to be invited to the "wedding." He also told the contact that he was "ready for any task, even with the risk of dying." the FBI said
This Isn't the Hurriya You're Looking For
Like rusty says, "Muslims decide what Islam is." Not us nor our self delusions about what we think Islam should be.
The tumult indelibly dubbed “the Arab Spring” in the West, by the credulous and the calculating alike, is easier to understand once you grasp two basics. First, the most important fact in the Arab world — as well as in Iran, Turkey, Pakistan, Afghanistan, and other neighboring non-Arab territories — is Islam. It is not poverty, illiteracy, or the lack of modern democratic institutions. These, like anti-Semitism, anti-Americanism, and an insular propensity to buy into conspiracy theories featuring infidel villains, are effects of Islam’s regional hegemony and supremacist tendency, not causes of it. One need not be led to that which pervades the air one breathes.A bit later in the piece is what I think is one of its best points. Concepts such as Freedom are lost in the translation between Arabic and English, Islamic and Western culture..The second fact is that Islam constitutes a distinct civilization. It is not merely an exotic splash on the gorgeous global mosaic with a few embarrassing cultural eccentricities; it is an entirely different way of looking at the world. We struggle with this truth, which defies our end-of-history smugness. Enthralled by diversity for its own sake, we have lost the capacity to comprehend a civilization whose idea of diversity is coercing diverse peoples into obedience to its evolution-resistant norms.
So we set about remaking Islam in our own progressive image: the noble, fundamentally tolerant Religion of Peace. We miniaturize the elements of the ummah (the notional global Muslim community) that refuse to go along with the program: They are assigned labels that scream “fringe!” — Islamist, fundamentalist, Salafist, Wahhabist, radical, jihadist, extremist, militant, or, of course, “conservative” Muslims adhering to “political Islam.”
We consequently pretend that Muslims who accurately invoke Islamic scripture in the course of forcibly imposing the dictates of classical sharia — the Islamic legal and political system — are engaged in “anti-Islamic activity,” as Britain’s former home secretary Jacqui Smith memorably put it. When the ongoing Islamization campaign is advanced by violence, as inevitably happens, we absurdly insist that this aggression cannot have been ideologically driven, that surely some American policy or Israeli act of self-defense is to blame, as if these could possibly provide rationales for the murderous jihad waged by Boko Haram Muslims against Nigerian Christians and by Egyptian Muslims against the Copts, the persecution of the Ahmadi sect by Indonesian and Pakistani Muslims, or the internecine killing in Iraq of Sunnis by Shiites and vice versa — a tradition nearly as old as Islam itself — which has been predictably renewed upon the recent departure of American troops.
The main lesson of the Arab Spring ought to be that this remaking of Islam has happened only in our own minds, for our own consumption. The Muslims of the Middle East take no note of our reimagining of Islam, being, in the main, either hostile toward or oblivious to Western overtures. Muslims do not measure themselves against Western perceptions, although the shrewdest among them take note of our eagerly accommodating attitude when determining what tactics will best advance the cause.
In this self-imposed ignorance, most Americans still do not know that hurriya, Arabic for “freedom,” connotes “perfect slavery” or absolute submission to Allah, very nearly the opposite of the Western concept. Even if we grant for argument’s sake the dubious proposition that all people crave freedom, Islam and the West have never agreed about what freedom means.So if you've ever told an Islamist that the word freedom doesn't mean what he think it means. For instance trading the dictatorship of Ghadafi for the hard core Islamic Sharia is not exactly what you had in mind...well yeah...
January 20, 2012
Sandcrawler PSA: Vote Gingrich!
Or else Chuck Norris will rip off your head and sh*t down your neck.
Child Molester Offs Self in Prison
Its hard to feel good about any part of this except the ending.
January 19, 2012
Something is Rotten in Iowa
Santorum actually won Iowa not Romney, or else we think he did because the votes for 8 precincts cannot be accounted for or something?
And you thought that pile of half rotten soybeans down at the elevator smelled bad.
January 17, 2012
Court Rules Against Deporting Convicted Terrorist Abu Qatada
Why I'd think Omar Othman would want to return to a real Muslim country like Jordan. Because you know they like follow Sharia and stuff.
BBC: Radical cleric Abu Qatada has won his appeal against deportation from the UK to Jordan, at the European Court of Human Rights.But no, this Muslim terrorist prefers to preach his hate from the safety of the UK and begs the Kufr to protect him from his own nation.The judges accepted the UK's deal with Jordan to protect the cleric from abuse was sound.
But the court said he should not face trial for terrorism on evidence obtained by the torture of others.
Home Secretary Theresa May said the European judges' decision was "not the end of the road".
The British government can make a final appeal before the judgement becomes binding in three months' time. If it does not appeal, the cleric will have to be released from detention.
Abu Qatada, whose real name is Omar Othman, is one of the most influential Islamist clerics in Europe, supporting jihadist causes. British judges have described him as "truly dangerous".
Visit North Dakota!
Because they have a lot of sluts!
And don't worry, after a few brewskis those girls will be totally hot!
January 11, 2012
Egyptian Cleric Predicts Unified Islamic State
Non not in the ME silly. In Europe.
Following are excerpts from a Friday sermon delivered by Egyptian cleric Ali Abu Al-Hasan, which aired on Al-Hekma TV on January 6, 2012:Ali Abu Al-Hasan: With the [Muslim] emigration [to Europe], and the unwillingness to get married and have children [among the Europeans]… A hundred of people there are succeeded by eighty, and ten years later, those eighty will be succeeded by sixty, and those sixty will later be succeeded by forty, and those forty will become ten a decade later, and twenty years later, not a single one of them will be left!
Europe has realized this. After a while, Europe will become a single Islamic state, which will know nothing but “There is no god but Allah, and Muhammad is His Messenger.” This will happen whether they like it or not. This is the decree of Allah. Islam is coming!
Iranian Nuclear Scientist's Car Defective
CNN:
A nuclear scientist was killed in a blast in a Tehran neighborhood Wednesday morning, an Iranian news agency reported, the latest in a string of attacks against such scientists that Iran has blamed on Israel.True it could have been a sticky bomb, but could it have been spontaneous human combustion caused by space aliens? Some scientists think so.A motorcyclist placed a magnetic bomb under Mostafa Ahmadi Roshan's Peugeot 405, the state-run IRNA news agency said.
The blast wounded two others who were passengers in the car, IRNA said.
January 10, 2012
Sydney Spies Yearbook Photo Controversy
18-year-old Sydney Spies wants a future in modeling, and she figured she would make that clear with her senior picture in her high school yearbook.But the Durango, Colo., prospective graduate found herself embroiled in controversy when her school’s yearbook editors put the kibosh on running a photo of Sydney posing provocatively in a black shawl and short yellow skirt that exposed plenty of skin.

It seems the efforts to ban this girl's slutty pics have backfired on the yearbook staff, making Sydney famous overnight. I bet that really burns their asses.
Defending Sharia
Wouldn't you like to help CAIR defend Sharia? I mean its a tough job but someone has to do it.
And don't worry if CAIR doesn't like your entry we can always run it here.
January 05, 2012
Is This a Koran Desecrated in Pakistan?

Actually, its not. Its the New Testament. The Gospel of Jesus Christ.
A few days after the attacks, American photographer Gary S. Chapman visited the area with his wife, Vivian, to document the aftermath.More here...“I want people to see my images and feel both discomfort and compassion at the same time,” he said recently. “I want them to try and see themselves in the situation I am witnessing.”
Tell me again why anyone thinks Pakistan is our friend? It escapes me most of the time.
The New Face of Libya
During this feel good story about Libyan rebels treated for injuries here in the US. First yes its good that these men are learning what a civilized country is and that American's are helping them but this troubles me......
JARED BOWEN: Of Moammar Gadhafi's violent public death, Ali has no remorse for what his countrymen did.Exactly! Why fight and die for a revolution that brings a new form of oppression. They are becoming what they sought to become free from. I mean not that that's unpredictable for so called Arab revolutions. Just saying.BELGASSEM ALI (through translator): When we captured him, we didn't show any mercy toward him. He get the same fate -- the same way that he oppressed us, we oppressed him.
The Arab Spring may quickly become an Islamist Winter in Libya, reads a new report circulated among federal law enforcement and written for policymakers on Capitol Hill.An advance copy of the report entitled "A View to Extremist Currents In Libya" and obtained by Fox News, states that extremist views are gaining ground in the north African country and suggests a key figure emerging in Libya formerly tied to al Qaeda has not changed his stripes.
"Despite early indications that the Libyan revolution might be a largely secular undertaking ... the very extremist currents that shaped the philosophies of Libya Salafists and jihadis like (Abd al-Hakim) Belhadj appear to be coalescing to define the future of Libya," wrote Michael S. Smith II, a principal and counterterrorism adviser for Kronos LLC, the strategic advisory firm that prepared the report.
January 04, 2012
Afghanistan Arrests Two in Torture of Child Bride
NYT:
he case of the young girl, Sahar Gul, 15, has caused something of a sensation in Afghanistan, underscoring the unfinished business of advancing women’s rights here.Her mother-in-law and her sister-in-law were arrested last week, officials said. Her father-in-law was arrested on Monday evening, according to Rahima Zarifi, the provincial director of women’s affairs in Baghlan.
The police are still searching for her husband, Ghulam Sakhi, 30, a soldier in the Afghan National Army who served in Helmand Province, the Interior Ministry said. He had fled, officials said.
January 03, 2012
Police Arrest NY Firebomber
Of course there is a lot of Hub Hub about the Mosque but I'd point out this seems personal against the neighborhood as some of the victims were Hindu and Christian at one house bombing. It seem this guy is just acting out his own personal Gangsta vendetta.
Police arrested a suspect Tuesday in connection with the firebombing of an Islamic cultural center and three other New York City sites.And also note his firebombs were made from the same Starbucks bottled coffee that he tried to steal.A law enforcement source told Fox affiliate WNYW-TV that the suspect confessed under questioning.
The man was tracked through a car with Virginia license plates that was believed to be at the scene of at least two of the attacks Sunday evening on a convenience store, two homes and the cultural center, Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly said.
The man in custody may be the same person kicked out of the convenience store on Dec. 22 for trying to steal a glass Starbucks bottle and milk, authorities believe. Four of the five crude Molotov cocktails thrown at the various locations were made from glass Starbucks bottles, Kelly said.
Witnesses reported he made threats as he was escorted out, Kelly said.
"When they were pushing him out of the store, he said words to the effect that `We're going to get even. We're going to get back at you,"' Kelly said.No one was injured in any of the attacks, and Kelly said Tuesday they appear to be linked. The attacks wrought little or no damage at most of the locations.
This boy is about as sharp as a bowling ball.
I'm Waiting for Charles' Comments
On his twitter feed about the significance of #Occupy using anti-Semitic Nazi imagery in its protest at the Rose Parade.
Yup just waiting around.... its sure to come because Chuck is so totally not obsessed with hating on RWE bloggers to let this pass....
Where's Rusty
Apparently he's in North Carolina at Wal-Mart or was.....
a gentleman who allegedly walked into a Wal-Mart in Lexington, N.C., in order to buy a microwave, a vacuum cleaner, and other unspecified items.We expected that that One Billion dollar bill he said he was carrying would cover his bail. No such luck so far.
You see, his inventive notion was to proffer a $1 million bill and claim that it was perfectly legal tender.
December 28, 2011
Zombies!
No not the dead guy or even that classic Lincoln hearse or the classic Lincoln town car with the pic. I'm talking about the commies themselves.
By the way are those real Lincolns or some Russian knockoff?
The Super Sekrit Zionist Pencil Plot
Saudi authorities investigating how Kravitz pencils with Hebrew logo showed up in kingdom.We would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those meddling kids.The pencils are sold with the Kravitz logo in Hebrew and without any attempt to conceal the fact that they are made in Israel.
“I really don’t understand it, because they leave the factory with that price,” says Kravitz Co. CEO Menashe Zilka. “We haven’t had any break-ins and I checked with our distributors. No one has heard anything, no one knows anything.”
Soon we will hatch another plot to teach Arabs to write on their own. And this time we will not fail.
December 26, 2011
Jameela Messenger of Allah Dead

What can I say? The only thing I can say about the death of Jameela Barnette is that everyone saw it coming, the only question was when and how.
A Muslim woman who had been charged with sending fake weapons and a pig’s foot to two New York lawmakers was killed during a struggle with a cop in Georgia on Sunday, authorities said.When? Christmas day, which is indicative of her special hate of Christians, Which she displayed here and here and here too.
How? Suicide by cop. We're glad he's OK. Seriously. Jameela had threatened everyone. Her Gmail icon is a burned bible.
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You will hear it widely reported that she was a Muslim, specifically she advocated for Jihad. That's true. But what if anything does this say about Islam, Muslims or even the Jihad? Nothing really. I've known quite a few Muslim Jihadis and they would never say some of the things this woman said.
Jihad in this case was just a vehicle for bat-shit crazy double-clutch.
Sad.
December 23, 2011
Assad's Chickens Return to Roost
Two suicide car bombs carrying "the blueprints of al Qaeda" exploded Friday outside the offices of two security branches in the Syrian capital of Damascus, state-run media reported.Dear Assad, remember how helpful you were to us in Iraq?
The attacks follow the arrival of an Arab League advance team in the country to discuss the parameters of a pending mission to monitor the violence that has beset Syria in the wake of an uprising against President Bashar al-Assad that has killed thousands.
Me neither.
Piss off.
December 22, 2011
Aisha Khan Found Safe
OVERLAND PARK, Kan. - The college student who disappeared Friday after reportedly being harassed by a drunk man, has been found safe. Police say she was never abducted.I suspect there is a "domestic issue" that Ms. Khan was attempting to work out or escape from. Lets pray she is able to resolve that and remains safe.
The search for Aisha Khan, 19, who was last seen on the University of Kansas Edwards campus Friday, involved several law enforcement agencies. On Tuesday, her parents offered a $10,000 reward for information about her whereabouts.But now officials believe Khan - with whom they reportedly spoke on Wednesday - was never the victim of a kidnapping. Where she was for five days remains a mystery, however, as police are thus far not releasing details.
Khan left a frightened voicemail for her sister Friday, saying she'd gotten into an altercation with a man on the campus where she'd been studying when he tried to kiss her. When Khan's sister arrived to pick her up, she found her sister's bookbag and cell phone abandoned.
Family friend Aamer Trambu told the Associated Press he couldn't answer questions about how Khan was found, but said "the fact is, she's alive she's well. We believe our prayers have been answered."
Previous: Missing Woman Aisha Khan.
The disappointment at Huffpo that she wan't murdered by a right wing extremist mad on teh reefer must be killing them.







