December 06, 2017

Caption Contest: Signs Edition

Interpret the interpreter.

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: The Why U Insult Holly Koran Fatwa issued against Orlando for

Kinda' tough to understand her accent

By Howie at 09:19 AM | Comments |

Zionists R Zionist

I was reading this crap on CNN, you know, about how bad it could be if Trump recognizes that Jerusalem, or the city of Zion where Mt. Zion is located, is recognized as the Capital of Israel.

Why declaring Jerusalem as the capital of Israel is so controversial
You know Israel, Moses, King David and stuff.

CNN simply explains that "Palestinians" and Muslims throughout the Islamic world will be outraged because the Philistines, pardon me, Palestinians also claim Jerusalem as their capital, even though in ancient times the Philistines were from Gaza City.

But ignore all that crap. The point CNN is dancing around is the real reason Muslims will be outraged is Islamic Supremacy. Like White Supremacy but with the word Islamic, its the same same.

While the entire Islamic world may not be terrorists, BUT Muslims or Islam if you will is currently in control of what is popularly known as the Temple Mount or the Dome of the Rock, the Temple Mount is on what is known as Mt. Zion.

If you have looked into Islam at all it only recognizes Islamic conquest as legitimate, it also believes that all Islamic conquest and only Islamic conquest is legitimate and permanent. It also says that all other religions and non-Muslims are subservient to Islam and Muslims. On top of that Islam is not a very big fan of Jews in general, I mean if you actually look into it.

So Islam is Zionist, in the sense that keeping control of Jerusalem is critical to its world view, of Islam is the supreme way of life, as the one true religion. To keep us appearances it must control Mt. Zion, for its own sake.

Whereas Israel as we all know has a very long history and making its capital Jerusalem makes every bit of sense it flies in the face of the doctrine Islamic Supremacy.

Add to this the general hatred of Jews among the Muslim population and there you have the real reason that recognizing Jerusalem as Israel's capital will be met with violence and terrorism by the Islamic World.

That's the bottom line strait up. A person once asked me what the warning signs of Islamic Terrorists are. It doesn't really matter if a terrorist is Islamic or some other flavor. The common thread is Anti-Antisemitism and hatred of Jews and Israel. That's strait up. Whomever tells you different is feeding you a line of crap.

Update: Right on queue Hassan Rouhani Recep Tayyip Erdogan declare Jerusalem belongs to Islam.

Rouhani has warned the U.S. against relocating its Israel embassy from Tel Aviv to al-Quds (Jerusalem), saying the “illegal” move would further destabilize Palestine and the region.

Rouhani stressed during the speech that “Quds belongs to Islam, Muslims and the Palestinians, and there is no room for new adventurism by global arrogance.”

He also emphasized that Muslims, including Palestinians, should stand up against the conspiracy to declare Quds as the Israeli “capital,” saying Muslim states and the OIC have a great responsibility in that regard.

See no mention of East Jerusalem, no according to Turkey and Iran all of Jerusalem "belongs to Islam".

Its naked Islamic Supremacy that prevents peace with Israel, always has been, always will be.

By Howie at 09:01 AM | Comments |

December 05, 2017

Sandcrawler PSA: STFU

No really.... Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.

we bunch of broken hooting apes — are prone to break them. Everybody lies. Humans lie more under pressure. FBI agents are trained in two dozen ways to ratchet up the pressure on you without getting out of their chair — verbal, nonverbal, tone, expression, pacing, subject changing, every trick that any cop ever used in the box. You're only human. Unprepared, you will likely lie. Smart people, dumb people, ditchdiggers and neurosurgeons, lawyers and accountants, the good and the bad, they all lie. Usually they lie about really stupid things that are easily disproved. I'm not making a normative judgment here; surely it would be nice if we didn't lie. I'm making a descriptive statement: humans lie. Saying "I'll just go in and tell the truth" is like saying "I'll just start being a good person." Well, good luck. Look, you admit to being fallible in other respects, right? You admit sometimes you're unkind when you're tired, or sometimes you drink or eat more than you know you should, or sometimes you procrastinate, or sometimes you have lust in your heart? What makes you think you're infallible about telling the truth?
I just executed PopeHat's #1 listing there. Captain Jackass told so many last time around he didn't even show up. Too bad, I feel for him, because he was so going to let me have it. Oooops! Looks like he underestimated my power!

By Howie at 08:14 AM | Comments |

November 27, 2017

Sandcrawler PSA: If At First You Don't Succeed

Drone, drone again.




By Howie at 08:41 AM | Comments |

November 20, 2017

Charlie Kicks The Bucket

Enjoy Hell Charlie, I'm sure the rest of us won't miss you.

By Howie at 08:52 AM | Comments |

November 11, 2017

Veteran's Day

Or the end of WWI.

I know I say every year that freedom isn't free.

God Bless our Veterans and those serving and their families. Let us all seek peace for their sake, as they have paid dearly for our sake.

By Howie at 09:21 AM | Comments |

November 06, 2017

Men Shoot and Chase Down Kill Sutherland Springs Massacre Killer

So some Atheist murdered 26 people at a Baptist Church in Sutherland Springs Texas.

Nina Rose Nava, who went to school with the gunman, wrote on Facebook: ‘In (sic) in complete shock! I legit just deleted him off my fb cause I couldn’t stand his post.

‘He was always talking about how people who believe in God we’re stupid and trying to preach his atheism’Kelley walked into the First Baptist Church of Sutherland Springs on Sunday, dressed in black, tactical gear with a ballistics belt and an assault rifle, and began shooting, according to local law enforcement sources.

Kelley of New Braunfels, a suburb of San Antonio, was shot by Stephen Willeford, 55, before he climbed in an SUV to flee the scene, a local resident told DailyMail.com.

Another local resident, Johnnie Langendorff, who had witnessed the confrontation refused to let the shooter get away. Both he and Willeford, a local plumber, jumped in his truck and gave chase.

In a Facebook post, Langendorff's girlfriend Summer Caddel described how the pair had 'jumped in my boyfriend's truck and they chased that sick b*****d down in pursuit until the cops could catch up. He was able to run the shooter off of the road on 539!'

As they approached a sharp curve in the road, near the 307 and 539, Kelley appeared to lose control and his car swerved off the road.

Kelley was already dead when they found him. It's unclear if he committed suicide or died from his pursuers' gunshots.

There is a lot more on the victims here.

Depending on the motive it appears this could be the second murderous attack on people perceived as "right wingers" in the last few months. We still don't have a motive on the attack in Vegas.



By Howie at 08:09 AM | Comments |

October 30, 2017

Manafort and Gates Surrender to Special Council

Say it with me, President Pence.

Manafort and Gates were told to surrender to authorities, a person involved in the case told The Times. Manafort arrived at the FBI field office in Washington Monday morning.
We'll see what the charges are but obviously a bad day for the White House and Trump.

Update: The Indictment is here(pdf).

Most all the charges are related to Ukraine so far as I can tell. So that's weird I thought it was the Russians? Anyway...

Charges: Conspiracy Against the United States.
Conspiracy to Launder Money.
Failure to File Reports of Foreign Bank and Financial Accounts (6 counts).
Unregistered Agent of A Foreign Principal(Ukraine).


By Howie at 07:50 AM | Comments |

October 19, 2017

Where is Dr Rusty Shackleford? Road Rage Edition

Rusty is under cover as a redneck. I think he's "in".

I was getting a snow cone and missed the whole damned thing.

By Howie at 08:10 AM | Comments |

October 15, 2017

Sandcrawler PSA: Sweet Volcano of Death Unstable

Well, this is the best news I've seen in a while, there is hope.



By Howie at 08:22 AM | Comments |

October 12, 2017

She Will Not Eat Them Here Nor There

She will not eat pomegranates anywhere!


Pomegranates are bad, Mkay?

By Howie at 03:26 PM | Comments |

October 10, 2017

Sandcrawler PSA: Public Not in Danger After Hand Chopping Incident

Remember when they could not figure out that the dead drug dealer was Tamerlan Tsarnaev's first victim?

I in fact saw the story about that murder but elected not top blog it because I'm, you know, a phobe.

So lets hope the solves this one.

West Springfield police responded to the apartment building at about 11 p.m. Monday. They found a bloody scene and the victim half inside an apartment with his legs extending into the common hallway.

The victim had “severe cutting injuries to his hands” and a “severe laceration to the crown of the head.”

The man was taken to a hospital, where he was stabilized and is expected to survive. His name was not made public.

Probably nothing..... but.... probably isn't certainly.

By Howie at 11:19 AM | Comments |

October 09, 2017

Iran and Turkey Pretty Sure Jews Put Silly Idea About Freedom in Kurds Heads

Press TV: Where the Global Zionist Kihnspiracy is always front page news.

Chairman of Iran's Expediency Council Ayatollah Mahmoud Hashemi Shahroudi warns the United States and the Israeli regime are behind a “dangerous and treacherous” plot to partition Iraq, following an independence referendum held in the Arab country’s semi-autonomous Kurdistan region.

“It is crystal clear that the US and Israel are the architects of this dangerous move and plot in the region and they seek to create a new Israel in the region,” Hashemi Shahroudi said during a meeting of the council in Tehran on Saturday.

He expressed great sorrow over efforts to instigate another act of sedition in Iraq’s Kurdistan region and break up the Muslim country, emphasizing that the secessionist “move is undoubtedly a major act of treachery against the region and the Muslim world.”
Interesting that the Kurds are majority Sunni Muslim, Yet the Sunni Turks and Iranian Shia, both former imperial powers both agree that these Kurdish Muslims should never have self determination.

Both coddle and finance ISIS, Hamas and AQ so long as its killing Kurds, Jews or Americans. You know, free decent people ruling themselves... that is what they are both against. That little Shia/Sunni schism can wait so long as there are more important things, like Free Kurds to attend to.


By Howie at 09:56 AM | Comments |

October 01, 2017

OJ Released

OJ is out there somewhere.....

O.J. Simpson became a free man at 12:08 a.m. Sunday when he was released from Lovelock Correctional Center in Northern Nevada.


Jawa Juice file image

Simpson was released from prison and out on parole after serving nine years for armed robbery, Nevada Department of Corrections spokeswoman Brooke Keast confirmed Sunday morning.

She said he was released from Lovelock Correctional Center in Northern Nevada at 12:08 a.m. Sunday, just minutes after he was eligible for release.

Gee I hope he doesn't see all those Jawa Juice memes.

By Howie at 09:21 AM | Comments |

September 14, 2017

He Doesn't See Us Azzam

Keep filming...

Ohhhhhh....

Something more recent.


There is chattert hat Russia used a FOAB on ISIS this week. Anyway maybe after this post Saint Petersburg will stop trying to hack me?

Yeah I know its an oldie....

By Howie at 08:20 AM | Comments |

And Now.... Rocket Bloopers

Rockets are cool.


By Howie at 07:39 AM | Comments |

September 12, 2017

As-Sahab Media Can S*** It

al-Zawahiri released a Cd he masturbates to in his Pakistani cave.

Al-Qaeda marked the 16th anniversary of 9/11 by releasing previously unseen footage of Mohand al-Shehri, one of the hijackers aboard United Airlines Flight 175 that crashed into the South Tower of the World Trade Center,

Al-Shehri, 22, was a Saudi who trained in Chechnya and Afghanistan months before being granted a student visa to the United States. He arrived in the U.S. four months before the attacks and trained on a flight simulator in Vero Beach, Fla.

By Howie at 07:16 AM | Comments |

September 01, 2017

Sandcrawler PSA: The Sleestaks Are Taking Over!



By Howie at 09:08 AM | Comments |

Right Wing Zionists Vow To Endeavor to Persevere

She loves us! She really loves us!

omen’s March organizer Linda Sarsour joined fellow supporters of former San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick at a rally on Wednesday, vowing that law enforcement activists and “right wing Zionists” will not keep them quiet.

“We will not be silenced by blue lives matter—by white supremacists—by neo Nazis—by right wing Zionists. Expect us anytime there is a fight for justice or a fight against injustice,” Sarsour said in her remarks to the crowd, who stood in front of the Park Avenue building that houses the offices of the National Football League.


By Howie at 07:33 AM | Comments |

August 31, 2017

White Man Kills Five Black Men in Racist Murder Spree

Yeah I know but I'll get more traffic from TPM and Salon if I write it this way.

The 22-year-old man suspected of shooting five middle-aged white men since last year — including four on south Kansas City walking trails — threatened in 2014 to shoot up a school and “kill all white people,” according to court records.

Fredrick Demond Scott, who was charged Tuesday in two killings and named as a suspect in three more, made those statements in January 2014 at Center Alternative School, as documented in a municipal citation for harassment.

Scott, who is black, has been charged with murder in the deaths of Steven Gibbons, 57, and John Palmer, 54. On Tuesday, Jackson County Prosecutor Jean Peters Baker announced those charges, also naming Scott as a suspect in the killings of David Lenox, 67; Timothy S. Rice, 57, of Excelsior Springs; and Mike Darby, 61, co-owner of Coach’s Bar & Grill at 103rd Street and Wornall Road.

Its just a small deception, for their own good ya know. Like the CNN rescue thingy, that dude was cold so the let him put on pants, I mean its a recreation of events, like Police Body cam recreations.... Its almost true.

By Howie at 10:46 AM | Comments |

August 28, 2017

Texas Break Record

Most ever recorded rainfall down there in Texas. Something to tell the Grand Kids about.

Texans respond in typical Texas fashion.


God bless them....


By Howie at 07:43 AM | Comments |

August 17, 2017

Eurabia: Terrorist Drives Van Into Crowd in Barcelona (13 Reportedly Killed 80 Injured)
Updated Bumped Second Attack)

Yup, another one... But it does seem that is Islamic State becomes weaker and more desperate to attack the actual frequency is less than at their peak.

Small comfort I know....

t least two people have been killed and several others have been injured after a van crashed on a pavement in a popular tourist area of Barcelona, authorities have said.

The vehicle hit pedestrians in Las Ramblas, a busy tree-lined promenade in the centre of the city, the Ministry of the Interior said.

Spanish media is now reporting that armed men entered a restaurant shortly after the attack took place.


My sources tell me that two terrorists entered a Jewish restaurant after the crash and attacked. While reports are the driver fled.


Still developing....


Also last week a Zodiac full of military age males, refugees they said landed on a beach in Spain causing panic, they fled into the city. Its unknown if that is related.

Update: Hostage situation.


I can't resolve the Jewish name with the Turkish restaurant thing either.

Anyway here is the landing I spoke of earlier.


Update: Obviously another one of those Asian Nazis.


Islamic State has claimed the attack, they say it was a direct order, but that's probably BS. It is definitely an attack in sympathy with ISIS but take all their claims with a grain of salt, no wait an entire *block of salt.

Update: Ongoing battles in Spain still this late. Live ammo, you can hear the bullets whizzing.


Thanks to William.

Updated again, according to police this is them responding to another attack, not a raid.


Police say it was a raid on a attack in the staging process.

As I understand the above videos the police where concerned or the terrorists were wearing suicide vests.

By Howie at 07:06 PM | Comments |

August 01, 2017

Meanwhile in That Communist Utopia Known As Venezuela



By Howie at 09:02 AM | Comments |

July 26, 2017

US vs $300K



By Howie at 09:40 AM | Comments |

July 20, 2017

Juice Makes Parole

Well well well,


Word is he's starting a blog. That should be interesting.


By Howie at 02:27 PM | Comments |

July 14, 2017

Meanwhile at Zion



By Howie at 07:12 AM | Comments |

July 12, 2017

Libya Update: Still FUBAR

But somewhat less FUBAR than last week, but not to worry next week they intend to UNFUBAR some more stuff.

In an exclusive interview with PJ Media, the Libyan National Army (LNA) spokesman, Col. Ahmed al-Mesmari, says that President Obama and Hillary Clinton "abandoned the Libyan people to face these terrorists alone."

He also implicates the Obama administration in supporting terrorist militias -- including Libyan al-Qaeda leader Abdelhakim Belhadj and Muslim Brotherhood militias allied to al-Qaeda.

So it appears the solution to this Clinton policy will be eventually return Libya to a military strong man dictatorship as the lesser of all evils. Just for the sake of not letting al-Qaeda and ISIS create a new ISIS caliphate in Libya. What is unknown is how long it will take to at least get Libya back to where it was when Gaddafi was deposed, let alone any progress.

By Howie at 08:56 AM | Comments |

A Yazidi Primer

Stuff to read.

The majority of publications on Yazidism also mention that Yazidi traditions are oral as opposed to written. Billy Hallowell of The Blaze states: “Yazidis primarily pass on their traditions orally, which makes pinning down all of the contemporary and historical elements somewhat difficult.”

This is partially true. Baba Sheikh disclosed that one eclectic holy book did exist, but it was stolen. He said Arabs, Turks or Persians stole the book instead of the British, which a few journalists currently claim. Therefore, Yazidism may in fact primarily rely upon oral tradition, but there is a written canon akin to the Bible or Quran. Its location is still a mystery today, though. It is also important to note that Yazidis rely upon two incomplete texts that are currently in existence: the Black Book and the Book of Revelation.

By Howie at 07:45 AM | Comments |

July 11, 2017

Abu Bakr al-Baghdeadi Totally 100% Dead

Damn the Russians killed him first.


This is the first direct admission from Islamic State that ISIS is decapitated.

Dear Vlad, thanks man.

On the odd chance that he's still alive, prove to me he's undead.

By Howie at 08:01 AM | Comments |

July 02, 2017

Reader Love Mail: Apocalyptic Prediction!

We're all gonna die!

Islam will be victorious, and Jerusalem will be the seat of the last Islamic Khilafa until the end of age. It'll be led by Jesus the Messiah, the son of Mary (peace be upon him).
He is correct of course. Save the Islam part.

The Bible says that the Beasts of the Earth and the False Prophet will take over the whole world and "all nations will come against Israel".

At that point Jesus kicks your False Prophet and the Beast's ass.

Come to Jesus baby!

By Howie at 09:09 AM | Comments |

June 28, 2017

If a Man Ever Deserved Knighthood its Wayne Marques

Well done my good man!


Now don't spoil his effort with anything less than winning, for those he could not save.

By Howie at 07:10 PM | Comments |

June 21, 2017

Brussels Attacked Again

Another day another terrorist attack, ISIS death throes are intense at the moment.

A man who triggered a suitcase bomb in a failed attack at a busy Brussels train station was a 36-year-old Moroccan citizen who was known to the police but was not wanted over terrorism-related offenses, the Belgian authorities said on Wednesday.

The bomber entered Brussels Central Station at 8:39 p.m. on Tuesday, went downstairs from the main ticket hall and began shouting near a group of passengers, according to Eric Van der Sijpt, a spokesman for the federal prosecutor’s office.

He was carrying a suitcase bomb that contained nails and gas bottles, Mr. Van der Sijpt said. The man set off a partial and relatively harmless explosion.

He then left the bag behind while he went in pursuit of a station master, Mr. Van der Sijpt said, and it “exploded a second time, more violently.”

After the second explosion, the man went back upstairs, approached a soldier and screamed “Allahu akbar” (Arabic for “God is great”). The soldier opened fire, killing him. Initial reports that the man might have been wearing a suicide belt proved to be unfounded.

By Howie at 10:04 AM | Comments |

June 20, 2017

Christians Denied Refugee Status by Muslim UN Refugee Social Workers



By Howie at 12:55 PM | Comments |

The Freedom Caucus Listed on Kill List

The left wing terrorist who shot Steve Scalise had a list of people he wanted dead.

All of them were House Freedom Caucus members.

All of the Republicans on Hodgkinson’s alleged kill list are members of the House Freedom Caucus, a group that represents the conservative wing of the GOP in the lower chamber. Rep. Steve Scalise, the House majority whip and the only House member shot in the attack, was not on the list. He is also not a member of the Freedom Caucus.
These are not the victims we're looking for. Move along. Move along.

By Howie at 08:30 AM | Comments |

June 16, 2017

Defeating The Digital Caliphate

In order to stop the growth of Islamic Terrorism it's helpful to read their statements. They often talk of Success.

As in the Islamic State successfully attacked this, or successfully took this area or defended that area. The event does not matter, what ISIS and terrorists are offering to young disillusioned Muslims is success. A pathway to make a difference.

Of course its a dead end as the terrorists can't provide the end state they suggest.
But without an alternative narrative or pathway to succeed in life , young idealistic people will continue to be sucked into the terrorist camp.

There must be an alternative pathway for them as well as efforts to fight.

The U.S. government has incorrectly characterized the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant’s (ISIL) strategy as having the endstate of creating an Islamic state according to the Westphalian definition of “state” built on the shared experiences achieved through geographic proximity and territorial integrity. While this goal is certainly an aspect of ISIL’s strategy and one that the U.S. may be thwarting, ISIL’s overarching strategic objective is one that U.S. national security professionals do not adequately appreciate or address: ISIL is leveraging basic psychological manipulation principles in order to build an online community predicated on the notion of a digital caliphate which is more important to ISIL’s long-term success than a geographically bounded caliphate. While true that U.S. military forces are defeating ISIL fighters and liberating key terrain from ISIL control, it is a mistake in perspective to see these defeats and ISIL’s associated transition from the land domain to the cyber domain as large blow to ISIL’s organizational efficacy.

This paper argues that ISIL’s notion of a Caliphate is aligned with the concept of a community rather than that of a state and that ISIL’s strategic focus is on psychological control rather than territorial control. After exploring ISIL’s success in building a digital caliphate based on the sociological concept of community, this paper presents recommendations for developing and promulgating alternative methods of community that will usurp the appeal of ISIL’s burgeoning digital caliphate. Finally, this paper concludes by discussing the implications of this research on a U.S. counter-ISIL digital messaging strategy.

The argument advanced by this research adheres to the following structure. The paper begins by articulating the differences between the concepts of community and state from a sociological perspective. It then makes the case that psychological control is more important to ISIL than territorial gains by assessing ISIL’s ideological impact on their three major target audiences before disaggregating the digital caliphate into its four basic components. After showing how these four components support ISIL’s concept of community, the paper offers a new paradigm for developing alternative models of community that offer credible alternatives to ISIL’s digital caliphate and how the U.S. government bureaucracy and organizational structure should be leveraged in order to effectively address the digital caliphate.

By Howie at 09:14 AM | Comments |

June 13, 2017

Sharia4Belgium Cleric Allowed to Marry

Apparently Fouad is racist against Moroccans, either that or he doesn't want to face the drug charges. He already served time in Belgium but the Moroccans convicted him in absentia.

Daily Mail:
Belgium's most notorious terror recruiter has been allowed to marry the mother of his three children from behind bars.

Fouad Belkacem, 35, wed the woman in Hasselt prison several weeks ago in a move that activists and politicians fear could stop him being deported back to Morocco.

Under the alias of Abu Imran, Belkacem ran the Islamist website Sharia4Belgium which aimed to turn the European nation into an Islamic state.

Really he should be deported but to Gitmo as a POW and kept until all hostilities cease. Which if that's forever it's forever.


By Howie at 03:24 PM | Comments |

Ginger Ginger Ginger

Another one!

A GINGER jihadi Muslim convert was radicalised online from his home in the Welsh Valleys, downloading evil terror manuals on carrying out “lone wolf” attacks.

Call centre worker Nathan Saunders, 24, used the web to seek out ISIS guides on making homemade bombs.

Which brings up the age old question about why so many Gingers go Jihadi?

Well it does but not at Jawa Report, here we ask the really important questions.

Ginger or Mary Ann?

Of course we're out of water, the vaporators are broken.


By Howie at 11:55 AM | Comments |

June 11, 2017

Sandcrawler PSA: Islamophobe Crossing

(read as david attenborough, in your mind)

As the summer solstice approaches in Tunisia, Islamophobes migrate in large numbers.


I have a very bad feeling about this.

By Howie at 04:23 PM | Comments |