December 01, 2018

Alaskans Report Slight Issue With Ground

No one was killed in this week's Earthquake in Alaska, praise the Lord!


But there is a lot of damage. I kind of worry about them keeping warm as winter approaches. But my concern might be misplaced. I mean come on, its just a little shaking its not a Grizzly Bear.

I saw one video on ABC, some joker was yelling Yahooo! during the damn quake.

But just in case, we're down here in the lower 48. We don't want to offend you or anything but if you need something let us know.


By Howie at 08:38 AM | Comments |

Rest in Peace George Herbert Walker Bush

George passed away in the night. He is now reunited with his beloved.

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Mr. Bush was my favorite president. A man of integrity, so rare in today's world. And he paid the price for it. When he lost to Clinton it broke my heart.

A life well lived, May the Lord keep him and comfort his family.


By Howie at 07:05 AM | Comments |

November 21, 2018

Sandcrawler PSA: Its Time

Its time to celebrate overeating America. So no matter who you are, and we mean that, get out there and Overeat, Over Drink and Over Merry.

Anyway its a tradition. And its good to know that in these crazy times some things don't change at all. And never you worry, I'll be back later to ignore most everything going on in the world.

By Howie at 07:51 AM | Comments |

November 19, 2018

But Where Was Ayman?

You know the Pakistanis know, but Zawahiri would rather throw his family to the dogs than face what he has coming.


AQ leadership are cowardly snakes hiding under rocks.

By Howie at 10:52 AM | Comments |

November 16, 2018

Cornhole Watch: Tyler Barriss

Tyler might only get 20 years in Federal Pound Swatters in the Ass Prison, if he can work up the courage to apologize for getting people killed.

Here's to hoping he gets more.

Tyler Barriss aka SWAuTistic caused almost 100 SWATing attacks by calling the police on perceived online enemies and claiming that they were holding hostages and were heavily armed. One of these SWATs, launched in Wichita, Kansas last year, led to the death of Andrew Finch, a father of two.

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U.S. District Judge Eric Melgren said he would give Barriss a 20-year sentence if he apologized to the Finch family. This may be a difficult proposition considering Barriss accessed the internet in April from jail, writing “I am an eGod” and threatening to SWAT again.

By Howie at 10:03 AM | Comments |

November 11, 2018

The Guns, They've Stopped

100 years and a little while ago the guns in Europe stopped.


By Howie at 07:39 AM | Comments |

October 26, 2018

Cesar Sayoc Jr. Alleged Mail Bomber/Sticker Enthusiast


He's er um, strange.

By Howie at 02:43 PM | Comments |

Meanwhile in Ohio


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Pajamas Media: A Toledo, Ohio-area woman, Alaa Mohd Abusaad, was arrested Tuesday on charges that she directed an undercover FBI employee to send money to al-Qaeda in Syria.

Abusaad, 22 years old, had recently lived in Birmingham, Alabama, where the charges were filed. She was introduced to the undercover operative earlier this year through an associate while still in Birmingham.

These are not the terrorists we're looking for. Move along. Move along.

By Howie at 07:38 AM | Comments |

October 18, 2018

Sandcrawler PSA: Wrong Goal Wrong Strategy

There was never any way to win in Afghanistan, there was a way to exact payback from al-Qaeda and the Taliban.

Weekly Standard:

Earlier this month, an American delegation led by Zalmay Khalil-zad, who was recently appointed U.S. special representative for Afghanistan reconciliation, met with Taliban representatives in Doha, Qatar. This was not a sitdown between two sides equally committed to winning the war. The Taliban, which contests or controls more than half of Afghanistan, knows the United States is desperate to leave and not even trying to win.

And that should have been the goal and the strategy, make the Taliban and al-Qaeda regret ever thinking about attacking the USA and leaving them flat on their back.

No nation building, no establishing a half-assed constitution either there or in Iraq.

Nope, go in there, break shit and then break some more shit and go home. If they get uppity again, break their backs and leave.

We just can't seem to get the simple things. You show that you can make them pay and pay dearly and then declare victory and walk out when its obvious they got their ass handed to them. Its the semantics. Extended conflict snatches defeat from the jaws of Victory every. single. time.

Afghanistan will never be anything other than what it has been. State crushing works so much better than state building.

By Howie at 12:36 PM | Comments |

October 16, 2018

Well F*ck Me A Running


Mounir el Motassadeq was sentenced to just 15 years behind bars for accessory to murder in 2006, but received credit for time served after his initial arrest in 2001 — and was freed shortly before finishing even that stretch to be deported to his homeland.

German courts ruled that he was part of the so-called “Hamburg cell” with ringleader Mohamed Atta and two of the other extremists, and was aware the three planned to hijack and crash planes — if not all the details of the plot, which took 2,997 lives on Sept. 11, 2001.

El Motassadeq, who admitted to training at an al Qaeda camp in Afghanistan, helped “watch the attackers’ backs and conceal them” by paying their tuition and rent so they could keep up appearances as students in Germany as they plotted, the court found.

By Howie at 09:11 AM | Comments |

October 07, 2018

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Ultraloser Edition (Update: Fatwas Issued)

Jordans going to jail! Jordan's going to Jail!

Jordan Hunt, 26, turned himself in to police Saturday.

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Police allege that Hunt approached a group of anti-abortion protesters on Sunday, Sept. 30 at about 2:30 p.m. in the area of Keele Street and Bloor Street West and began to scribble on their signs and clothing with a marker.

When he was confronted by one of the protesters, Hunt kicked her in the shoulder, knocking the phone from her hand, police said.

In that incident, Hunt has been charged with eight counts of assault and seven counts of mischief under $5,000.

Also it seems this one of Jorday's hobbies. Bonus charge!
On Thursday, Aug. 2 at about 12 p.m., police were called to to the area of Dufferin Street and Dundas Street West for reports of an assault at an anti-abortion rally.

In that incident, Hunt has been charged with one count of assault.

Relentlessly mock Joran in comments, best mockery gets a Fatwa!

OK here we go, the I Will Cut UR Neck Fatwa issued against Bubba for.

He got a purdy mouth.
Unoriginal and stereotypical. just like we like it. But something tells that maybe Jordan doesn't consider that, ur um, an unpleasant prospect.

Ewww. Anyway torm Saxon's Gall Bladder earns the Why U insult Holly Koran? Fatwa for this Haiku thingy, Rusty Digs those but he's a dork.

they never attack men
of robust health,
and there are not enough
karate women out there
In fact I'm so Haiku illiterate I'm not even sure it is one anyway. But it looks kinda like one maybe. So that's enough for me, I don't want to have to think that hard.

By Howie at 08:06 AM | Comments |

October 01, 2018

Sandcrawler BOLO: Cows!

Finally a decent story.


Freedom!

By Howie at 07:57 AM | Comments |

September 19, 2018

Tiny Minority of Islamic Terrorists Responsible For About 23% Of Global Terrorism

Islamic State was just a small minority of Muslims, however their rate of committing terrorist acts, against everyone mind you, was huge.

With the elimination of Islamic State so far global terrorism is down 23%.

This is a good thing. Good riddance.


We'll take that. But we have to be sure to gain even more.

By Howie at 07:44 PM | Comments |

September 10, 2018

Sandcrawler PSA: Snooze

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By Howie at 07:28 AM | Comments |

August 25, 2018

Senator John McCain Passes Away

7401ffdcbf106d772053e817d94f5c8d.jpgOur thoughts are with his family, may the Lord take him.

NBC:
John McCain, who shed a playboy image in his youth to become a fighter pilot, revered prisoner of war and both an independent voice in the Republican Party and its 2008 presidential nominee, died on Saturday, little more than a year after he was told he had brain cancer. He was 81.

McCain’s office said in a statement "Senator John Sidney McCain III died at 4:28 p.m. on August 25, 2018." He announced on July 19, 2017, that he had been diagnosed with a glioblastoma, an aggressive type of brain tumor. On Friday his family announced he was discontinuing treatment.

"With the Senator when he passed were his wife Cindy and their family. At his death, he had served the United States of America faithfully for sixty years," McCain's office said in the statement.

His daughter, Meghan McCain, said in a statement that "I was with my father at his end, as he was with me at my beginning."

By Howie at 09:25 PM | Comments |

July 10, 2018

Breaking! Civilization Ends! Trump Nominates 'Gasp' Brett Kavanaugh To Supreme Court, Jews Promptly Take Over Moon

Run, run for your lives!



Things are totally out of control!

By Howie at 08:08 AM | Comments |

July 02, 2018

French Thief Escapes Prison in Helicopter


Live coverage....


By Howie at 02:07 PM | Comments |

June 22, 2018

RIP: Charles Krauthammer

I hate talking up when cancer wins.

But what a tough old bird Charles was, he faced many challenges, and when facing the ultimate challenge he handled it the same damned way. No sugar coating, strait to the point.

Well done, RIP.

By Howie at 10:02 AM | Comments |

Who's A Good Boy? Who's A Very Good Boy!

Yes he is, yes he is.


I know, but its too good to really check much.

By Howie at 07:48 AM | Comments |

April 22, 2018

Badass of the Day James Shaw Jr.

Good James Good!

A 29-year-old man credited with saving numerous lives Sunday morning after he disarmed a man who opened fire on an Antioch Waffle House said he was just trying to stay alive.

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James Shaw Jr., 29, said after feeling cornered he saw an opportunity to tackle the man shooting into an Antioch Waffle House. He said he doesn’t feel like a hero.

But a Hero you are.

By Howie at 03:06 PM | Comments |

April 19, 2018

Meanwhile in Berlin

Religion of something something.

here has been public outrage in Germany after video footage emerged of two Jewish men being violently assaulted in an apparent anti-Semitic attack in central Berlin.

The two men, who were both wearing kippah, traditional Jewish skullcaps, were insulted before being set upon and whipped with a belt in one of the city’s most fashionable neighbourhoods.

A group of three unidentified men can be heard on the video clearly shouting “Yahudi”, the Arabic word for Jew.

The two victims stood their ground and threatened to call the police before their main assailant was dragged away by his companions.

The incident was videoed by one of the victims, who was named by Israeli television as Adam Armoush, a 21-year-old Israeli citizen living in Berlin.



By Howie at 07:37 AM | Comments |

April 17, 2018

RIP 1st Lady Barbara Bush

Our hearts go out to the Bush Family, especially Mr. George H.W. Bush.

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Truly as class A human being if there ever was one.


By Howie at 08:38 PM | Comments |

April 12, 2018

Cornhole Watch: Ibrahim Zubair Mohammad

Everyone wave Buh Bye!



By Howie at 10:04 AM | Comments |

April 04, 2018

Non Violent Iranian Feminist Vegan Animal Activist Attacks Youtube

Lets let Heavy.com do the heavy lifting for us, I mean why not?

38-year-old woman who was angry at YouTube and believed the company was discriminating against her videos, causing her to lose money and views, opened fire with a handgun at the video-sharing website’s California headquarters Tuesday, wounding three people before fatally shooting herself.

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Nasim Aghdam, who was born in Iran and lived in southern California, was active on YouTube and often ranted about the company in videos on her channels, on Instagram, and on her own website. It is unknown if this was a potential motive in Tuesday’s shooting, but police have not confirmed that. Police confirmed her identity Tuesday night.

Aghdam identified as Persian and often posted videos and other posts in English, Turkish and Farsi, the official language of Iran. She had various online aliases including Nasim(e) Sabz and Nasim VeganBreeze. Original reports listed Aghdam as being 39, but public records indicate that she was 38 and would have turned 39 on April 5, two days after the shooting.

.....“Nasim the Persian Azeri female vegan bodybuilder, also animal rights activist promoting healthy and humane living. Nasim produced and launched the first Persian TV commercial and music video (Do You Dare) regarding animal rights and veganism through international Iranian satellite Television in 2010,” read the “About” section on her YouTube channel.

Her YouTube channel has been deleted. She had more than 5,000 subscribers, and her videos had been viewed more than one million times.

Um, ..... anyway as they say read the rest.

Also shooting at Youtube is a "severe violation" of their TOS.

By Howie at 07:05 AM | Comments |

April 01, 2018

Witnesses

The Gospel of Luke:

And beginning at Moses and all the prophets, he expounded unto them in all the scriptures the things concerning himself. And they drew nigh unto the village, whither they went: and he made as though he would have gone further.

But they constrained him, saying, Abide with us: for it is toward evening, and the day is far spent. And he went in to tarry with them. And it came to pass, as he sat at meat with them, he took bread, and blessed it, and brake, and gave to them. And their eyes were opened, and they knew him; and he vanished out of their sight.

And they said one to another, Did not our heart burn within us, while he talked with us by the way, and while he opened to us the scriptures? And they rose up the same hour, and returned to Jerusalem, and found the eleven gathered together, and them that were with them, Saying, The Lord is risen indeed, and hath appeared to Simon.

And they told what things were done in the way, and how he was known of them in breaking of bread. And as they thus spake, Jesus himself stood in the midst of them, and saith unto them, Peace be unto you.

But they were terrified and affrighted, and supposed that they had seen a spirit. And he said unto them, Why are ye troubled? and why do thoughts arise in your hearts? Behold my hands and my feet, that it is I myself: handle me, and see; for a spirit hath not flesh and bones, as ye see me have.

And when he had thus spoken, he shewed them his hands and his feet. And while they yet believed not for joy, and wondered, he said unto them, Have ye here any meat?

And they gave him a piece of a broiled fish, and of an honeycomb. And he took it, and did eat before them. And he said unto them, These are the words which I spake unto you, while I was yet with you, that all things must be fulfilled, which were written in the law of Moses, and in the prophets, and in the psalms, concerning me.

Then opened he their understanding, that they might understand the scriptures, And said unto them, Thus it is written, and thus it behooved Christ to suffer, and to rise from the dead the third day: And that repentance and remission of sins should be preached in his name among all nations, beginning at Jerusalem. And ye are witnesses of these things.

And, behold, I send the promise of my Father upon you: but tarry ye in the city of Jerusalem, until ye be endued with power from on high.

By Howie at 07:13 AM | Comments |

March 26, 2018

Sandcrawler BOLO:Brittanya Fairman Jeffery Lathrop (UPDATE: Found)


If you see them don't approach, dial 911.

We pray she is found safe.

Update: She has been found.



By Howie at 05:34 PM | Comments |

March 14, 2018

Sandcrawler PSA: Entropy Still Acting on Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking has passed away.

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But don't be sad, it will take an almost infinite amount of time before entropy returns Stephen Hawking to his lowest possible energy state. At which point he will still be forever embedded in the cosmic background radiation of a future universe billions and billions of years from now.

By Howie at 07:10 AM | Comments |

February 21, 2018

RIP Billy Graham

Back in the 70's they used to make you watch Billy's sermons, in prime time.


I find it akin to the passing of Paul Harvey, the past fades. Sigh....

By Howie at 08:28 AM | Comments |

February 17, 2018

Peter Wang An American Hero

America is blessed to have people like this.


Well done Peter, well done.... we won't forget.

By Howie at 07:47 AM | Comments |

February 02, 2018

Da Memo

The entire raw unspun memo is here. Make what you will of it.

I'm just posting it.

I've added a copy here as Scribbed and The House sites are down.

By Howie at 12:21 PM | Comments |

January 03, 2018

First Jawa Jihad Winner of 2018

About that one raid, you know the one.

PITTSBURGH (KDKA) — Sean Andrew Duncan, 21, is scheduled to appear in a Federal Court in Virginia on Tuesday after his arrest late last week at his home in Sterling, Virginia.

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Duncan lived in an apartment in the Borough of Aspinwall with his 36-year-old wife, Zakiya, and their newborn baby before they moved to Virginia.

Now, Duncan is facing federal charges involving his alleged ISIS connection.

More, complaint (pdf)

Anyway you can make fun of him here, but the FBI will probably get it. ;-)

By Howie at 09:14 AM | Comments |

December 20, 2017

Christmas Comes Early For David Wright

He got 28 years for conspiring with his nephew to murder Pamela Geller. After that fell through his Nephew Ussamah Rahim tried to stab some cops and got himself dead.

The plot to behead Geller, of New York, was never carried out. Instead, Wright’s uncle Ussamah Rahim told Wright on a recorded phone call that he decided to go after “those boys in blue,” referring to police. Wright told his uncle that was “beautiful” and encouraged him to delete all the data from his computer before carrying out his attack.

Hours later, Rahim was fatally shot by authorities after he lunged at them with a knife when they approached him in Boston.

Geller, who spoke at Wright’s sentencing, urged the judge to sentence him to life and said it was “impossible to overstate the devastation” he had brought to her life. Geller said she had been forced to live in fear and spend tens of thousands of dollars on security.


By Howie at 09:04 AM | Comments |

December 17, 2017

Where's Dr. Rusty Shackleford?

What kind of question is that.



If he strikes me down......

By Howie at 10:11 AM | Comments |

December 06, 2017

Caption Contest: Signs Edition

Interpret the interpreter.

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: The Why U Insult Holly Koran Fatwa issued against Orlando for

Kinda' tough to understand her accent

By Howie at 09:19 AM | Comments |

Zionists R Zionist

I was reading this crap on CNN, you know, about how bad it could be if Trump recognizes that Jerusalem, or the city of Zion where Mt. Zion is located, is recognized as the Capital of Israel.

Why declaring Jerusalem as the capital of Israel is so controversial
You know Israel, Moses, King David and stuff.

CNN simply explains that "Palestinians" and Muslims throughout the Islamic world will be outraged because the Philistines, pardon me, Palestinians also claim Jerusalem as their capital, even though in ancient times the Philistines were from Gaza City.

But ignore all that crap. The point CNN is dancing around is the real reason Muslims will be outraged is Islamic Supremacy. Like White Supremacy but with the word Islamic, its the same same.

While the entire Islamic world may not be terrorists, BUT Muslims or Islam if you will is currently in control of what is popularly known as the Temple Mount or the Dome of the Rock, the Temple Mount is on what is known as Mt. Zion.

If you have looked into Islam at all it only recognizes Islamic conquest as legitimate, it also believes that all Islamic conquest and only Islamic conquest is legitimate and permanent. It also says that all other religions and non-Muslims are subservient to Islam and Muslims. On top of that Islam is not a very big fan of Jews in general, I mean if you actually look into it.

So Islam is Zionist, in the sense that keeping control of Jerusalem is critical to its world view, of Islam is the supreme way of life, as the one true religion. To keep us appearances it must control Mt. Zion, for its own sake.

Whereas Israel as we all know has a very long history and making its capital Jerusalem makes every bit of sense it flies in the face of the doctrine Islamic Supremacy.

Add to this the general hatred of Jews among the Muslim population and there you have the real reason that recognizing Jerusalem as Israel's capital will be met with violence and terrorism by the Islamic World.

That's the bottom line strait up. A person once asked me what the warning signs of Islamic Terrorists are. It doesn't really matter if a terrorist is Islamic or some other flavor. The common thread is Anti-Antisemitism and hatred of Jews and Israel. That's strait up. Whomever tells you different is feeding you a line of crap.

Update: Right on queue Hassan Rouhani Recep Tayyip Erdogan declare Jerusalem belongs to Islam.

Rouhani has warned the U.S. against relocating its Israel embassy from Tel Aviv to al-Quds (Jerusalem), saying the “illegal” move would further destabilize Palestine and the region.

Rouhani stressed during the speech that “Quds belongs to Islam, Muslims and the Palestinians, and there is no room for new adventurism by global arrogance.”

He also emphasized that Muslims, including Palestinians, should stand up against the conspiracy to declare Quds as the Israeli “capital,” saying Muslim states and the OIC have a great responsibility in that regard.

See no mention of East Jerusalem, no according to Turkey and Iran all of Jerusalem "belongs to Islam".

Its naked Islamic Supremacy that prevents peace with Israel, always has been, always will be.

By Howie at 09:01 AM | Comments |

December 05, 2017

Sandcrawler PSA: STFU

No really.... Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.

we bunch of broken hooting apes — are prone to break them. Everybody lies. Humans lie more under pressure. FBI agents are trained in two dozen ways to ratchet up the pressure on you without getting out of their chair — verbal, nonverbal, tone, expression, pacing, subject changing, every trick that any cop ever used in the box. You're only human. Unprepared, you will likely lie. Smart people, dumb people, ditchdiggers and neurosurgeons, lawyers and accountants, the good and the bad, they all lie. Usually they lie about really stupid things that are easily disproved. I'm not making a normative judgment here; surely it would be nice if we didn't lie. I'm making a descriptive statement: humans lie. Saying "I'll just go in and tell the truth" is like saying "I'll just start being a good person." Well, good luck. Look, you admit to being fallible in other respects, right? You admit sometimes you're unkind when you're tired, or sometimes you drink or eat more than you know you should, or sometimes you procrastinate, or sometimes you have lust in your heart? What makes you think you're infallible about telling the truth?
I just executed PopeHat's #1 listing there. Captain Jackass told so many last time around he didn't even show up. Too bad, I feel for him, because he was so going to let me have it. Oooops! Looks like he underestimated my power!

By Howie at 08:14 AM | Comments |

November 27, 2017

Sandcrawler PSA: If At First You Don't Succeed

Drone, drone again.




By Howie at 08:41 AM | Comments |

November 20, 2017

Charlie Kicks The Bucket

Enjoy Hell Charlie, I'm sure the rest of us won't miss you.

By Howie at 08:52 AM | Comments |

November 11, 2017

Veteran's Day

Or the end of WWI.

I know I say every year that freedom isn't free.

God Bless our Veterans and those serving and their families. Let us all seek peace for their sake, as they have paid dearly for our sake.

By Howie at 09:21 AM | Comments |