February 04, 2012

The big news is that Doku Umarov, the leader of the jihadis in Russia's Caucuses has just declared that civilians are off limits for Islamist fighters in the region.

Of course, in only coming out now against killing civilians Umarov admits that for the past 15 years those associated with the movement have been intentionally targeting civilians.

For instance, does he think we're gong to forget Beslan? And that it was his immediate predecessor, Shamil Basayev, who intentionally took hundreds of elementary school children hostage?

Umarov is a war criminal and a mass murderer. His very presence in hell would make the place less savory.

December 05, 2011

Seriously, WTF were the Chechen terrorists thinking when they released this 17 minute long video of themselves playing darts and then soccer in the snow? Really, you guys have gone from beheading videos to .... this?

Also, given that you're all wearing the same white winter cammo, how do you split up the teams? Beards vs. no beards? "Catchers" vs. "pitchers"? Piss stained cammos vs. feces stained cammos?

And, what is the point? If the point is to bore us into submission let me be the first to welcome our new Islamist masters!

November 29, 2011

Pop quiz cowboy comrade .......

Shoot Blow up the hostage.

H/T: @AllThingsHLS

November 23, 2011

(Moscow, Russia) Award-winning newsreader Tatyana Limanova on the privately held REN TV channel has created a stir by editorializing about President Obama during a news segment.

November 13, 2011

More...

Hat Tip: Power Line.

November 09, 2011

The Russian space program and its bad luck with Mars continues.

A Russian space probe aiming to land on a Mars moon was stuck circling the Earth after equipment failure Wednesday, and scientists raced to fire up its engines before the whole thing came crashing down.

November 07, 2011

Oleg over at The People's Cube had this to say about Howie's post on a bunch of hot topless Ukrainian chicks allegedly supporting the #OWS movement:

Sorry to say it, but this is a mistake.

I know this group - Femen - and I kind of like them. They are a bunch of crazy libertarian girls in Ukraine. That stunt has nothing to do with OWS or Russia - it was mislabeled and Jawa Report unfortunately fell for it. They are protesting against the fact that their group's account, pictures, and videos are being banned on the Internet - Google, YouTube, etc. - and they are for freedom of speech. They are dressed as if for the steam room in a bathhouse, because the word "ban" sounds like the Russian/Ukrainian "banya" - "bathhouse."

The thing is, I actually speak Russian which is pretty close to Ukrainian. But I guess I was having a hard time concentrating on what they were saying for some unknown and mysterious reason.

Thanks to Jon, who seems to be spending a lot of time watching the video.

September 28, 2011

It looks like the Russians are finally getting serious with the Chechen diaspora living abroad where a number of people with ties to the Islamist insurgency have mysteriously been falling out of windows and committed suicide by stabbing themselves in the back.

Let's just say this is one area of Putinism that I have few complaints about.

But I'll measure their level of seriousness by how many of the admins over at The Kavkaz Center decide to add arsenic to their Swedish meatballs in the coming months.

September 02, 2011

A report on the jihad in the Caucuses. The conclusion? Yes, they are tied to al Qaeda and yes they are dangerous.

Thanks to .... um, I forget. Sorry.

August 31, 2011

The terror supporters over at The Kavkaz Center remove their "journalistic" mask and reveal the underlying antisemitism that is at the core of the jihadi worldview.

Much of this is funny, for instance they call the author of an Almanac article of The Islamic Emirate of the Caucuses -- which praises al Qaeda endlessly -- an "Islamophobic jew" for .... noting that the Russian jihadis are in cahoots with several terrorist organizations. Funny because a quick search of Kavkaz's archives show hundreds of articles praising al Qaeda.

They then speak of an "International Jew" from a "Zio paper in jew-occupied [sic]" while pointing their readers to Henry Ford's antisemitic treatise: THE INTERNATIONAL JEW, THE WORLD'S FOREMOST PROBLEM.

So, I guess it's not just terror supporters who are under the protection of the Swedish government. Antisemitism is also just fine and dandy.

August 26, 2011

Via al-Qaeda's Russian affiliate (aka Kavkaz Center)

Crazy terrorists beat their foreheads on the ground 5 times and day to see who has the biggest "prayer bump", worship a rock and enjoy blowing themselves up to finally get laid...which they won't, they will just be dead and in a bunch of pieces. Sad sack of sh*ts

A little water on them would be an improvement, not to be baptized mind you, they need a good soaking. The images I have seen of the Islamic Caucuses Emirate's mujahideen are pretty nasty, dirty looking, flea and lice infested savages.

BTW, "kill Muslim men" in the headline refers all Muslims sects except Sufism will be banned.

August 18, 2011

I know I've given Ron Paul's supporters a lot of crap over the years. Mostly this is because they've deserved it. The only other politician in the US that garners so much zombielike devotion is Barry Obama.

So, to find out that Ron Paul has a fan in the Russian media? Par for the course, my friends, par for the course. Remember, this is a country where the two major Presidential candidates are running on the theme of my supporters are hotter and sluttier than yours.

Which makes me wonder why I ever moved away from Moscow?

World Tribune:

One of Paul’s leading supporters in the media, if the term “media” is broadly defined, is Adam Kokesh, host of a show, “Adam Vs. The Man,” on Moscow’s English-language channel. On Monday, Kokesh used his show, which reaches many U.S. cities, to complain about the American media not giving Paul more favorable coverage, attacking the newspaper Politico for ignoring Paul’s second-place finish in a headline over a story about the results....

I'll be honest with you Paultards, if it wasn't for the fact that half of you are nuts I'd feel a lot more comfortable with Ron Paul. In fact, I like a lot of what Ron Paul says. I've even flirted with the idea of supporting him from time to time, especially this year.

I'm a small "l" libertarian, and I just don't think some of Paul's crazier ideas could ever be implemented fully. So, maybe he does deserve a second look?

And then one of you opens your mouths and I remember what a bunch of retards you are.

Seriously, a good number of you make even the craziest Obama supporters seem like mature and rational people.

So, do us all a favor and shut your pie holes. It might just boost Paul's already slim chances of winning.

August 16, 2011

The Zionist bandwidth beotch was unable to post jihadi forum images of dead Dagestan terrorist commander Emir Daud (aka Abdullah Magomedaliev). I especially liked the blood and guts one, impressive Russia!

The forum appears to be having a connection problem. No, it's not us, honest!

I settled for the above screencap from Kavkaz, click to enlarge.

Earlier, Vinnie posted Hafeed Salahuddin, keyboard jihadi turned meat world, sploded by US Predator. Another keyboard jihadi turned meat world, German Abu Adam (AKA Mounir Chouka), possible wounded in another Predator strike.

Such good news, next?

UPDATE: When I mentioned bloody images of Emir Daud, below is video of Chechen Islamotards mending their wounds after fight with Russian soldiers. You can just image what the dead Islamotard looked like...

Don't flag this video, user doesn't appear to be a JihadTuber.

August 05, 2011

I was in Russia for one election. As always, my timing was way off:

Three young women stripped down to bikinis on a chilly day in central Moscow in support of Russian President Dmitry Medvedev and his anti-beer drive, in the latest racy campaigning ahead of 2012 elections.

The female flash-mob, apparently organised by a Medvedev fan-group on Russia's top social networking site Vkontakte, may have been inspired by a rival campaign urging girls to strip in support of Prime Minister Vladimir Putin.

Thanks to Howie, always on the look out for: Russia +bikini +Putin

July 20, 2011

Imam TV is part of al-Qaeda's Russian Affiliate - Kavkaz Center

Bandwidth baby!:

July 18, 2011

Are you finding it hard to find pious ehadi to post articles for you?

Allah will not be pleased, and Allah knows best.

h/t NR

July 02, 2011

The terrorist attack on the Intercontinental Hotel in Kabul killed 12 including a provincial judge.

Now for the propaganda:

Taliban spokesperson Zabihullah Mujahid:

A martyrdom-seeking Mujahid, Muhammad Omar, on his cell phone during the operation said: A Mujahid carried out a martyr attack at the eastern gate of the hotel and cleared the way for the other martyr-seeking Mujahideen to enter the hotel who shut all the entrances behind them, searching all the rooms for the US-NATO military advisers and their puppets and were shot on sight in each rooms as they were found. And More than 50 invaders and their puppets were killed and dozens were wounded; while this was all done in the darkness with the help of the torches till Wednesday morning, at about 4:00 due to the power cut as soon as the Mujahideen entered the facility[...]

Mujahid added that we gave the detailed account of the operation to the media outlets but, they admitted to be under pressure from the higher authorities and are unable to release the full details of the operation.

Have some fun and rub it in:

Zabihullah Mujahid
Email: zabihullahmujahid@gmail.com

Qari Yousuf Ahmadi
Email: qya.ahmadi@yahoo.com

If they answer let Rusty know.

May 27, 2011

........... Emir Dokku Abu Usman has repeatedly vowed to continue attacks inside of Russia. Most recently, in a interview with the Kavkaz Center news agency, the Caucasian Emir said he considers "the Caucasus Emirate and Russia as a single theater of war." The interview was released on May 17.

USStateDept-Rewards for Justice-Doku Umarov[aka Dokku Abu Usman] "Today, the battlefield is not just Chechnya and the Caucasus Emirate, but also the whole Russia," he continued. "The situation is visible to everybody who has eyes. The Jihad is spreading, steadily and inevitably, everywhere. I've already mentioned that all those artificial borders, administrative divisions, which the Taghut [false leader or liar] drew, mean nothing to us. The days when we wanted to secede and dreamed of building a small Chechen Kuwait in the Caucasus are over."

Previous:
US Adds Islamic Caucasus Emirate To List Of Terror Groups
US Designates Caucasus Emirate Leader Doku Umarov a Global Terrorist[2010]
We Get Press! Jawa Cited by al Qaeda's Russian Affiliate

May 26, 2011

In June of last year the US designated Umarov a global terrorist so it's about time his terror group was added.

Bill Roggio

Today under Executive Order 13224, the US State Department added the Islamic Caucasus Emirate, or Imarat Kavkaz, to the list of terrorist organizations. The designation allows the US to freeze the terror group's assets, prevent it from using financial institutions, and prosecute members for terrorist activities.

"Imarat Kavkaz uses bombings, shootings, and attempted assassinations to provoke a revolution and expel the Russian government from the North Caucasus region," according to a statement released by the US State Department announcing the designation.

"The designation of Caucasus Emirate is in response to the threats posed to the United States and Russia," Ambassador Daniel Benjamin, the Department of State's Coordinator for Counterterrorism, was quoted as saying in the press release. "The attacks perpetrated by Caucasus Emirate illustrate the global nature of the terrorist problem we face today. We stand in solidarity with the Russian people in our condemnation of these deplorable terrorist acts."[More]

h/t NR

May 10, 2011

He's a human rights activist, you see.

Jawas Kavkaz Center archives

May 07, 2011

Via al-Qaeda's Russian affiliate, Kavkaz Center

On a historical day in the history of the magnificent Ummah, in a situation not newfound for its heroes and chivalrous men in its blessed past, and upon a prepared and paved way trekked by the best men in history, the Sheikh, the Mujahid, the Commander, the ascetic, the Muhajir (Emigrant), Abu Abdullah Osama bin Muhammad bin Laden, may Allah have mercy on him, in a situation of truth, proving his words with actions, his claim with evidence, was killed, joining the caravan of the awed Ummah, whose caravans have left one after one, joined by great leaders, loyal soldiers, and noble knights, who all refused to pay a cheap price for this religion, refusing to hand over its leadership and be humiliated by those over whom Allah has written humiliation and wretchedness from those who have earned His wrath and the misguided. He confronted them, his weapons against theirs with his, and his strength against theirs, and he accepted the challenge of those who came out their fancy equipment, machinery, weapons, aircrafts and their troops, all haughty and pompous. His determination did not weaken in front of them, nor was he sapped of strength. Rather, he stood and confronted them face to face like a firm mountain, and continued to engage them in a fierce battle, the likes of which he was already accustomed to a thousand others in its likes, after which he excused himself and fulfilled the trust, receiving bullets of treachery and infidelity, submitting his soul to its creator, reciting:[More]

lulz

May 06, 2011

Ah, we are sad eh?

Reminder to self: Ask wait staff where the crustacean, I may plan to eat, came from..,.I don't believe I have noticed any "from the North Arabian Sea" in my travels

Still, imagine if...

May 05, 2011

Lot's of denial over OBL's killing, but this takes the cake

A well-known British broadcaster and journalist Yvonne Ridley, who a few years ago converted to Islam, after she was released from captivity in Afghanistan, is sceptical about reports of the US assassination of Osama bin Laden.

"Only a gullible section of Americans are falling for this nonsense while the rest of the world is maintaining a healthy disbelief over the news that the al Qaeda leader was killed in a compound in Abbottabad," Ridley said.

"What I would like to know is why did they dump the body at sea, thereby eliminating every bit of vital evidence?" she asked.

It's over and done...suck it up

Burp[thanks to Bubbe]:

Note to Kavkaz: I applied to be a translator, get back to me, k?

Whoops. My bad. Thanks PDT. That was supposed to read Turkish Kurd.

Russian security forces have killed a top Al-Qaeda militant in Chechnya who coordinated foreign rebels in the North Caucasus, the national anti-terror committee said on Wednesday.

The militant, named as Doger Sevdet, was a Turkish national who had taken on the nom-de-guerre of Abdullah Kurd and “was an envoy of Al-Qaeda in the Northern Caucasus,” it said in a statement published on Russian news agencies.

His death comes two weeks after Russia killed another top Al-Qaeda militant, a Saudi operative known as Moganned in what analysts said was one of its biggest security successes in the region for years.

When I type while laughing, I notis eye don't spel too goods. Bwahahahaha

May 03, 2011

FAIL

Really Kavkaz, can't you do any better than that?

April 30, 2011

So far, none have taken Canada up on the offer

lulz

h/t BlazingCatFur

April 26, 2011

Aloyna really relished and appeared to get off on her opening blather.

Tell me Aloyna, what would Putin do to you if you said the same thing about him as you did about GW?

Anyway, Jawas will probably like your boobies but not your BS

h/t Infidel

April 23, 2011

Complete with Nazi salutes

MOSCOW — Hundreds of Russian nationalists staged a racism-tinged[Muslim/Islam is not a race..ed] rally in central Moscow on Saturday to demand an end to social payments for Muslim republics of the volatile North Caucasus region.

The sanctioned gathering came amid spiking social tensions and lingering security fears from a January suicide bombing at the main Moscow airport that killed 37 people and was claimed by the nation's most feared Islamist warlord.

"We are tired of seeing the Caucasus youth creating mayhem on our streets and at our schools and universities and then going unpunished," rally co-organiser Alexander Khromov told the Interfax news agency.

The event was officially titled "Stop Feeding the Caucasus!" and included leaders from far-right organisations that rights groups link to deadly attacks on migrants from Russia's Caucasus and the Central Asian republics.

Recent polls have shown a rise in Russian xenophobia and a sense of voter frustration over the influx of mostly Muslim newcomers to cities that are already creaking under the strain of heavy crime and poorly-funded services.

Granted, al-Qaeda's Islamic Emirate of the Caucuses is busy blowing up airports, maiming, murdering, beheading, etc...but, Nazi salutes? Doesn't this feed into MSM narrative of discrimination against those in the caucuses?

Or, did this MSM article only show those with Nazi salutes?

I may be wrong, but I think it was deliberate.

April 20, 2011

Lost their journalists

lulz:

Another journalist in need of snuffing:

Before Samir Khan (aka Inshallahshaheed) left for Yemen he had another magazine series:

April 19, 2011

Along with his three other mujahideen "companions"

MOSCOW (Reuters) – Russian security forces on Monday killed an Islamist militant leader who masterminded attacks in the North Caucasus and threatened Moscow, federal authorities said.

A decade after federal forces drove a separatist government from power in Chechnya, Moscow is fighting Islamist insurgents seeking to create an independent state in Russia's mostly Muslim North Caucasus.

Russian news agencies quoted the National Anti-terror Committee (NAK) as saying security forces shot dead Israpil Validzhanov and three companions early on Monday in Dagestan, the violence-plagued province east of Chechnya.

h/t KickingAssAndChewingTobacco

Go ahead al-Qaeda's Russian affiliate and deny it.

Make my day:

April 18, 2011

Lulz!

Spacibo ot Nick.

April 13, 2011

Well kinda, a way for Russian people to go around censorship of their website.

I would imagine Al Qaeda's Russian affiliate feels giddy Russians (and others who were blocked) may now be able to read their propaganda.

Most importantly though, good news for the Chechen mujahideen.

I really don't think Freedom House had this in mind...just sayin. The headline at Kavkaz is misleading (that's how propaganda works). Tunisia, Egypt, Syria, Iran, etc. net censorship was the reason this was implemented, not access to terrorist supporting websites.

The Kavkaz Center, much like the "Voice of Jihad", Taliban's propaganda website [which has been pwnd several times by Jawas], no intelligence can be gained. Both are used for terrorist propaganda, only.

Finland chooses to host Kavkaz Center calling it a 'freedom of speech' issue.

Our State Department has designated Caucasus Emirate Leader Doku Umarov a Global Terrorist, which Kavkaz Center supports through 'freedom of speech'.

Kavkaz is "Аль-Каиды любителей assmaggots

BTW, do me a favor and please click on link to Kavkaz so they can see who's linking.

They so enjoy kaffir boobies

Cause I would really like a fatwa, I'll share!

April 12, 2011

Via BigPeace

Kavkaz Center, Al Qaeda's Russian affiliate, calls this anniversary: Fools Day in Russia. The Gagarin fake as 'first man in space' celebrated

April 09, 2011

How dare Priest Juha Molari call the top leader of the al Qaeda-linked Caucasus Emirate, Doku Umarov, a terrorist! He also called out Kavkaz Center for supporting him and the terror group.

Finland feels it's a free speech issue as reason to not shut down Kavkaz Center. I guess Finland also feels death threats (including beheading) from Finnish terror supporters against the Priest is also a free speech issue?

Video via BigPeace below fold:

Outrageous!

Related:

Allahu Akbar!! Free speech for al-Qaeda supporting journalists!

US Designates Caucasus Emirate Leader Doku Umarov a Global Terrorist

April 04, 2011

Fatwas will be issued.

UPDATE:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against NX-03 for:

Coz' every goat's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

Moonshine Czar of the Caucuses...

Emir Supyan "Popcorn" Abdullayev

Tonight on Geraldo... When Garden Gnomes Go Jihad!

"Bilbo... tell me more about the virgins we will find when we get to the al shire, allhamdullah!"

Psssst, click image so al Qaeda's Russian affiliate can also join in![anonymouse]

April 02, 2011

Now this is how you hunt....no reading them their rights...no sending them to Club Gitmo....just find the target....and kill it.

Roggio

Russian commandos killed the Islamic Caucasus Emirate's second in command during a nighttime raid earlier this week. In addition, a physician known to accompany the terror group's top leader is said to have also been killed during the raid.

The Islamic Caucasus Emirate confirmed that Emir Supyan, the deputy to Doku Umarov, the leader of the al Qaeda-linked terror group, was killed. Supyan's death was confirmed in a martydom statement released at Kavkaz Center, a propaganda outlet for the Caucasus Emirate.

While the announcement of Supyan's death did not explicitly state that he was killed during the Russian raid, the date of his death was listed as March 28, 2011, the same day that Russian commandos stormed a compound in Ingushetia. Seventeen Caucasus Emirate members and three policemen were killed during the clash. Earlier this week, reports speculated that Umarov, Supyan, and Khazmat, the head of the Caucasus Emirate's suicide squads, were killed during the raid.

According to Kavkaz Center [al Qaeda's Russian affiliate], Supyan was "the closest companion" to Umarov. It is thought that Umarov and Supyan frequently travel together, and this has fueled speculation that Umarov may also have been killed. But Russian officials have said they have not identified Umarov's body among those of the 17 people killed during the March 28 raid.

Another jihadist close to Umarov killed during the March 28 raid was Yusup Buzurtanov, who is said to have served as Umarov's personal physician.

"A bag with medical supplies, including syringes and vials with insulin was found near Buzurtanov's body," according to a report in RIA Novosti. Umarov reportedly has diabetes.

Russian security forces have been hunting Umarov and other top leaders of the Caucasus Emirates for years. Umarov and Khazmat have masterminded some of the most deadly terror attacks in Russia and the Caucasus republics. Umarov and Khazmat claimed credit for the deadly Jan. 24, 2011 suicide attack at Domodedovo International Airport in Moscow that killed 35 people and wounded scores more. Umarov also claimed responsibility for the March 29, 2010 suicide attack by two female bombers that killed 39 people in the Moscow metro.

March 03, 2011

Video via Hunafa.com or jihadist 'website' per Kavkaz [al Qaeda's Russian affiliate] above. Amazingly, Kavkaz's name is at the beginning of the video but they site a 'jihadi website'. Reason? I think they, umm, kinda lost the site where video's are hosted.

Oh, and they really love Jawa Report.

Via FNC

The Chechen rebel who claimed responsibility for the bombing of an airport in Moscow in January released a new video, in which he appealed for recruits for a total war against Russia, according to a post on hunafa.com, a militant website.

Chechen-born Islamist rebel Doku Umarov earned the moniker of the Russian Usama Bin Laden after he claimed responsibility for the Moscow metro attack that left 40 dead in March 2010.

Similar to the frustrations the U.S. has dealt with in Afghanistan and Iraq, these terror groups often get more loyal and secretive the closer one gets to the nucleus. In turn, usable information is often scant and unreliable.

February 21, 2011

Allah provides and Allah knows best!

February 09, 2011

Kavkaz

Moscow, Feb 8 (EFE) .- The Finnish Foreign Ministry said today that it will not close the website of the Chechen Islamist guerrillas (www.kavkazcenter.com),where today their leader, Doku Umarov, claimed responsibility for the bombing at the Moscow airport Domodedovo.

"Mushrooms mustache physically excites me" ~Emerson "Goatly" Begolly

"Finland is not used to shut down servers based on laws or for other reasons", said Alexander Stubb, Finnish Foreign Minister, who is quoted by Russian news agencies.

Stubb, who is currently visiting Russia, said he was unaware that the video of Umarov had been posted online through a server of Kavkaz Center.

Fatwa Kavkaz?

February 04, 2011

Oh my:

Telegraph

Information about every Trident missile the US supplies to Britain will be given to Russia as part of an arms control deal signed by President Barack Obama next week.

Defence analysts claim the agreement risks undermining Britain’s policy of refusing to confirm the exact size of its nuclear arsenal.

The fact that the Americans used British nuclear secrets as a bargaining chip also sheds new light on the so-called “special relationship”, which is shown often to be a one-sided affair by US diplomatic communications obtained by the WikiLeaks website[...]

A series of classified messages sent to Washington by US negotiators show how information on Britain’s nuclear capability was crucial to securing Russia’s support for the “New START” deal.

Although the treaty was not supposed to have any impact on Britain, the leaked cables show that Russia used the talks to demand more information about the UK’s Trident missiles, which are manufactured and maintained in the US.

Washington lobbied London in 2009 for permission to supply Moscow with detailed data about the performance of UK missiles. The UK refused, but the US agreed to hand over the serial numbers of Trident missiles it transfers to Britain.

Besides the obvious outrage over what this administration has done, I don't believe Russia is gonna be happy about this leak.

Watch your six Assange, watch your six...