May 30, 2013

The Kremlin's English Language Network's New Program: Politics with Larry King

I hope he knows he can't rag on Putin and stuff.

"I would rather ask questions to people of positions of power than speak on their behalf," King says in RT's new promotion for the show. "And that's why you can find my show, Larry King Now, right here on RT."

All of which raises the question: Does Larry King realize who he's working for? This is RT, the Kremlin's English-language network. It's propaganda under the thinnest of veils. Facts and supporting arguments be damned, RT is known for peddling the Russian government's policies[...[

Well, maybe King does know who he's working for. The New York Times points out that he's something of a fan of Russian President Vladimir Putin. But the move still seems strange for someone who considers himself a genuine journalist. I mean, has the celebrated host even seen RT?

Well at least it's not Iran's Press TV. To be a fan of the mad mullahs would be way crazy.

h/t DaveedGR

By Stable Hand at 08:50 PM | Comments |

May 25, 2013

Dagestan: Splodey Ho™ Injures 18 Including 2 Children

The Tsarnaev's stomping ground.

Via ZIP

MAKHACHKALA, Russia (AP) – A female suicide bomber blew herself up in the southern Russian region of Dagestan on Saturday injuring at least 18, including two children and five police officers, police said. The attacker was later identified as a widow of two Islamic radicals killed by security forces

It was the first suicide bombing in Dagestan since the Boston Marathon bombings last month. The Tsarnaev brothers suspected of carrying out those attacks are ethnic Chechens who lived in this turbulent Caucasus province before moving to the U.S. Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the elder brother who was killed a shootout with police days after the April 15 bombings, spent six months in Dagestan in 2012[...]

The woman was identified as Madina Alieva, 25, who married an Islamist who was killed in 2009 and then wedded another Islamic radical who was gunned down last year, police spokeswoman Fatina Ubaidatova said.

The bombers are often called “black widows” in Russia because many are the widows, or other relatives, of militants killed by security forces. Islamic militants are believed to convince “black widows” that a suicide bombing will reunite them with their dead relatives beyond the grave[More...]

Third time's the charm splode in "black widow" speak.

Stupid Ho's™ for believing the cowardly mujahideen.

By Stable Hand at 10:55 PM | Comments |

April 30, 2013

Al-Qaeda Sympathizers Protest At US Embassy In Austria In Support Of #BostonBombers

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Those sure as hell aren't 'flags of Austria' they are sporting, just sayin..
An Austrian state news agency АРА reported on the story in an article "Activists demonstrate in Vienna in support for Tsarnaevs (Aktivisten demonstrieren in Wien für Tsarnaev)":

"On Thursday afternoon, at around 4:00 pm, a demonstration was held in Vienna to show solidarity with the two brothers who allegedly bombed the Boston Marathon.

"Muslims always hold together, no matter what happens...! We all know that the two Chechens are innocent!", shouted the organizers.
Betcha some under the burkhas are men.

h/t @th3j35t3r

If you are not a regular Jawa Report reader, the Kavkaz Center is al-Qaeda's Russian mouthpiece. When the Boston bombing first happened they were pretty quiet and now they are back to their regular jihadi propaganda program.

As Rusty has noted: "The Kavkaz Center, much like the "Voice of Jihad", Taliban's propaganda website [which has been pwnd several times by Jawas], no intelligence can be gained. Both are used for terrorist propaganda, only".

In the past they have called us Zionists. Like, that is a badge of honor here! Plus, they don't like boobies!

By Stable Hand at 09:35 PM | Comments |

April 26, 2013

Apple Doesn't Fall Far From Tree: Tsarnaeva Mom Also on Terror Watch List

Color me unshocked in the slightest:

Russian officials warned authorities in the United States about the mother of the bombing suspects in 2011, and she was also added to a terror watch list, according to CNN.
Immigration reform: I don't think that phrase means what you think it means.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 10:56 AM | Comments |

April 24, 2013

FBI Warned Multiple Times About Boston Bomber
Oops, Islamic Emirate of the Caucuses is Designated FTO

First we were told the FBI had been warned about Tamerlan Tsarnaev in 2010. Then we were told that they had been warned a second time in 2012. Now, the Boston Globe is reporting that the FBI had been warned "multiple times". So, more than twice?

Russian authorities contacted the US government with concerns about Tamerlan Tsarnaev not once but “multiple’’ times, including an alert it sent after he was first investigated by FBI agents in Boston, raising new questions about whether the FBI should have paid more attention to the suspected Boston Marathon bomber, US senators briefed on the inves­tigation said Tuesday.
We're also now learning that Tsarnaev was on a flight watch list, but that his watch status had expired by the time he flew back to the US. I'm not sure what the big deal is about this: being on a watch list doesn't mean much other than you get not only the usual hassle by the TSA, but go through secondary and tertiary hassles as well. In other words, being on or off the "watch list" would have done precisely zilch since.

But if the reports about multiple warnings from Moscow pan out, then I'm becoming increasingly sure of my theory about why Tamerlan Tsarnaev was given a pass by the FBI.

It's because the US State Department refuses to list the violent Islamist extremists in Chechnya and Dagestan as "terrorists".

So, the FBI goes to investigate Tsarnaev. That he's linked to websites like the Kavkaz Center or VDagestan. But since The Islamic Emirate of the Caucuses and affiliated groups haven't been designated "terrorists" by State then they FBI has nothing to go on to further the investigation.

By definition Tsarnaev isn't linked to terrorists. Chechen rebels = not terrorist.

This isn't a matter of semantics, it's a matter of law.

The FBI is being truthful when they say they couldn't investigate Tamerlan Tsarnaev further because according to their own definitional guidelines he was not linked to "terrorists".

As far as I can gather, only the leader of the group -- Dokku Umarav -- has been designated a terrorist, but the group itself has not.

So, blame Hillary Clinton for the Boston bombings. It was her State Department, which she led during the period in which the Russians warned us, which failed to designate the Chechen separatists as "terrorists".

UPDATE by Rusty: Oops, it looks like I was wrong here. The Islamic Emirate of the Caucuses has been designated an FTO -- and it was on Hillary's watch that it was done.

So, my initial theory has to be wrong. I'll go ahead an leave the post so I won't be accused of pushing something I said which proved to be wrong down the memory hole.

As I tell my students frequently: being surprised at being wrong is something that happens only to the young or extremely arrogant.

But I can't help but wonder the extent to which the Chechen jihad is on the radar of the FBI? Certainly it will be now, but prior to the Boston bombings? I'm guessing not so much.

I also can't help but wonder the extent to which this designation covers Dagestani rebels? If federal agents would even be aware of the connection between groups operating in Dagestan and in Chechnya?

Ok, so there you have it. I was wrong. I don't expect it will be the last time.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 10:53 AM | Comments |

April 23, 2013

On Russians and Chechens

Since I lived in Moscow for a year and Max Lindenman brings this up, let me just say that my own experience of Russian attitudes towards Chechens was very similar. I was there basically at the same time as Max was, and there wasn't a day that went by that I didn't see the police hassling people who looked Chechen, Turkish, or Roma (Gypsy).

And when I say hassling, I mean the overt kind of racism you might have experienced in the South 75 years ago. Not the he gave me a dirty look kind that passes for "racism" these days.

I can't speak to the extent to which that has changed in the past 15 years. Hopefully, for the better.

But the fact that the Chechens might have legitimate grievances does not take away from the fact that The Islamic Emirate of the Caucuses and related groups are terrorists. And if you work for the State Department, you really should keep this in mind the next time you consider who to put on the FTO list.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 12:18 PM | Comments |

April 21, 2013

Dagestan: Mujahideen Of The Caucases Emirate: We Weren't Behind #BostonBombing
We Don't Kill Innocents?

Caucases Mouthpiece, Kavkaz Center, deflecting this by showing image of Hamas

A jihadi forum carried this:

New statement from Wilayah Dagestan of the Caucasus Emirate: “In Relation to Events in Boston”

After the events in Boston, the US, information has been distributed in the press saying that one of the Tsarnaev brothers spent 6 months in Dagestan in 2012. On this basis, there are speculative assumptions that he may have been associated with the Mujahideen of the Caucasus Emirate, in particular with the Mujahideen of Dagestan.

The Command of the Province of Dagestan indicates in this regard that the Caucasian Mujahideen are not fighting against the United States of America[they have fought in other theaters such as Afghanistan, against Americans..ed]. We are at war with Russia, which is not only responsible for the occupation of the Caucasus, but also for heinous crimes against Muslims.

Also, remember that even in respect to the enemy state of Russia, which is fighting the Caucasus Emirate, there is an order by the Emir Dokku Umarov, which prohibits strikes on civilian targets.[See video below..ed]

In this regard, the Command of the Mujahideen of the Province of Dagestan urges the media, primarily the American, to halt speculations and promotion of Russian propaganda.

If the US government is really interested in establishing the true organizers of Boston bombings, and not in complicity with the Russian show, it should focus on the involvement of Russian security services in the events.

Command of the Mujahideen of the Caucasus Emirate Province of Dagestan

As an example, the families of these children would heartily disagree with his statement about strikes against civilians. Dr Zuhdi Jasser, whom I just did a previous post on, narrates this:

This video is unlisted. Only those with the link can see it. Chechnyan Terror Attack in Beslan, Russia

Image credit Zionist Bandwidth Bitch

By Stable Hand at 10:49 AM | Comments |

March 08, 2013

I Love the Smell of Dead Chechen Terrorists in the Morning

Say what you will about Russian democracy, freedom, and foreign policy: they do know how to kill terrorists:

Security forces in Russia killed the leader of one of the rebel groups fighting to create an Islamist state in the North Caucasus and two other terrorists on Thursday, said Russia's anti-terrorism committee....

The dead leader, Adam Khushalayev, who had adopted the name Abu-Malik, had been wanted for over a decade, and had taken over as head of a insurgent group after its leaders were killed in January.

Also, their women are very hot. Just thought I'd throw that in there for no particular reason.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 12:05 PM | Comments |

February 15, 2013

@Abu_AbdiLLah2 Likes To Tweet Beheading Videos From Google's YouTube

Translation of the below tweet: " @meankitteh1 accept my gift :)"

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Flagging the video (DON'T WATCH IT) on Twitter AND YouTube has fallen on deaf ears.

Jihad Tube and TwitJihad suck testes.

Update by Howie: Video and Youtube user Saad al-Zorgi PWNED.

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By Stable Hand at 03:34 PM | Comments |

January 25, 2013

Two Top Chechen Jihadis Killed

You gotta love the Russians. Sure, their foreign policy sucks and their electoral system is almost, but not quite, as corrupt as Chicago's -- but they do produce smokin' hot women and know how to deal with jihadis: by killing them:

Two of the most wanted Islamist rebels in Chechnya were among 14 people killed in a shootout between Russian forces and militants, Interfax news agency said on Thursday.

Brothers Khuseyn and Muslim Gakayev have been accused of organising several high-profile attacks, most recently a suicide bomb attack on an interior ministry vehicle that killed four people last August.

They were also blamed for an attack on the Chechen parliament in 2010 when at least six people died, and an assassination attempt at the residence of Moscow-backed Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov.

For their part, the Kavkaz Center is neither confirming nor denying the death of the brothers. In fact, if you read their statement carefully you learn that the last communication from the jihadi cell was that they were surrounded and under attack. Then, nothing more
On the night of Thursday Kavkaz Center received a message about the encirclement of the Mujahideen in the Vedeno district.

It said that large forces of puppets, supported by invaders, including by aircraft and artillery, have surrounded a group of Mujahideen by the will of Allah.

Yes, I'm quite sure it was Allah's will that the al Qaeda types were surrounded and killed.

Sounds kind of like a confirmation to me.

Hat tip: Rantburg

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:48 PM | Comments |

December 29, 2012

Moscow: TU-204 Jet Crash Caught On Video

Wow, just wow:

Googlish: The collapse of the Tu-204 in "Vnukovo"

Question, how many people run a cam while driving down the highway? This YouTube user didn't give any explanation except to say CNN was interested in his/her video.

Russia's 'State" TV

A passenger jet crashed into a highway after making a hard landing at Moscow’s Vnukovo Airport. At least four people were killed and four critically injured, says the Interior Ministry. Officials believe the cause could be pilot error.

Two people were found dead at the scene of the TU-204 jet crash, while a 27-year-old woman died on the way to hospital. Whether the fourth person died at the scene or in the ambulance remains unclear. Those killed are the captain, the co-pilot, the flight engineer and a flight attendant, the Emergencies Ministry declared.

Four people taken to Moscow hospitals – three flight attendants and a technical staff – remain in a critical condition. They have sustained traumatic brain injuries, say medical officials.

By midnight the wreckage of the plane had been cleared and the traffic on the Kievskoye Highway fully restored[ More]

Prayers for the families affected by this.

h/t @andilinks

Update: Thanks for answering my question about the cams, much appreciated.

By Stable Hand at 09:21 PM | Comments |

December 17, 2012

Fate of Hostage Journalist in Syria Unknown

You'll have to put on your RT anti-commie filter to watch this but the fact is that Anhar Kochneva is being held hostage in Syria and her fate is likely not favorable.

We demand that all non combatants, and especially females be released and given safe passage out of Syria.

We also pray for the safety of Anhar Kochneva as well that the Lord comfort her family.

Update: The whereabouts of Senior foreign correspondent Richard Engel, who has been reporting from Syria recently, is also currently unknown. NBC is said to be observing a news blackout on his status if it is known.

By Howie at 11:12 AM | Comments |

December 04, 2012

Muslim Prison Radicalization a Problem ... in Russia?

We know this is a problem here in the US. We also know that it is a problem in the UK. But if radicalization is also taking place in Russian prisons, then I'm guessing this is pretty much a problem .... everywhere:

The head of the center of the Volga regional and ethno-religious Studies of the Russian Institute for Strategic Studies Rais Suleymanov, believes that the ideology of Islamic fundamentalism among the Russian prisoners is emerging as a threat to national security.

"More and more, we find cases where religious extremists, once in prison, deploy propaganda among inmates, thereby seamlessly recruiting its supporters, and often with great success, than outside," - said Tuesday the expert portal "Interfax -Religion ".

Thanks to 44 guy.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 12:42 PM | Comments |

November 14, 2012

"Flexibility"

Surprise:

“US President Barack Obama has confirmed plans to visit Russia at the invitation of his Russian counterpart Vladimir Putin, the Russian president’s spokesman said on Tuesday,”

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:39 AM | Comments |

November 12, 2012

Cornhole Watch: Moscow Police Detain Islamic Terror Suspects

One thing I like about Russia, they don't mess around with these beotches

Moscow police have detained six members of terrorist organization Hizb ut-Tahrir for allegedly recruiting volunteers in the capital’s mosques.

Known as the Islamic Party of Liberation, the group was labeled as terrorist by Russia's Supreme Court in 2003, and subsequently banned in the country.

Law enforcers also discovered that the group was distributing extremist literature, the police press service said.

During a search of the suspects’ premises, police found guns, ammunition and nine grenades, as well as guides to recruiting people and promoting radical Islam

By Stable Hand at 04:19 PM | Comments |

November 08, 2012

ATTN: Comrades

Some Red reading material for you:

Communist Party USA Leader: Obama Victory “Dawn of a New Era

Communist Party USA leader Sam Webb, has hailed the election of Party “friend” Barack Obama, as the “dawn of a new era.”

The Party is cock-a-hoop over Obama’s victory, seeing it as both a repudiation of the conservative agenda and an opportunity to move the United States further towards socialism.

From the People’s World:[More...]

From Russia:

Moscow Congratulates Obama: Relieved at Not Having to Deal With Romney

Congratulations!” Medvedev tweeted in English to Barack Obama, who emerged victorious in a tight race against Mitt Romney.

“Obama is an understandable and predictable partner,” Medvedev told reporters on Wednesday. “Obama has been a quite successful president.”

Meanwhile, the Russian premier expressed his relief that Republican candidate Mitt Romney, known for his anti-Russia outbursts on the campaign trail, had lost the election.[More...]

Also, a reminder to bronco bamma, love Putin:

Moscow Expects President Obama to be “More Flexible” on Missile Defense Shield

Russia expects Barack Obama to show more flexibility in a dispute over U.S. missile defense plans in Europe following his re-election as president, a top official said Thursday…

In March, Obama, unaware that he was speaking on an open microphone, told Dmitry Medvedev, then Russia’s president, that he would have more flexibility on the issue after the November election.

Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin appeared to be trying to remind Obama of his promise when he said Thursday that Moscow hopes that the U.S. president will listen to Russia’s concerns about the U.S.-led NATO missile defense for Europe.[More..]

Forward! Comrades

By Stable Hand at 09:20 PM | Comments |

October 27, 2012

Al Qaeda Support Rally in Central Russia

Here's an image of "the al Qaeda flag" in Kazan, Russia as reported by the Kavkaz Center. The important thing to remember about this is that Kazan is nowhere near the Caucuses mountains, home to "Islamic Emirate of the Caucuses".

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Kazan is a major Russian city.

The bad news is that this is an indication that support for radical Islam is not a regionally limited phenomenon in Russia. The good news is that Vladimir Putin doesn't seem to be the type of quasi-dictator who will put up with this kind of thing for very long.

But the fact that the image is from Kazan and not Grozny is a surprise. Perhaps this will send a signal to Moscow that they can no longer expect to be able to feed radical Islamism with one hand when it is directed against the US and not expect it to bite the other hand domestically.

Thanks to 44.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:50 PM | Comments |

October 15, 2012

Meanwhile in Russia

Russia: No confirmation Soviet cluster bombs used in Syria.

Russia maintains it's not supplying cluster bombs to Syria - which are allegedly being used by the government in its fight against the rebels there. Human Rights Watch earlier claimed that Soviet-era munitions are being dropped on residential areas.

You know Putin needs to get in there show them how to Russian weapons really work.

I mean both our vice Presidential candidates are trusting Saudi Arabia and regional powers to let us know which elements of the Syrian resistance are trustworthy and/or not terrorists.

You know, like Libya only bigger. The way Saudi money has worked wonders in places like Pakistan. You know the we're so fucking retarded strategy.

By Howie at 08:43 AM | Comments |

September 17, 2012

Putin: Hey, Let's Release Pussy Riot

Presumably, this was all in Putin's master plan for a four-way. It's like a three-way, but someone has to hold the camera!

Russian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev on Wednesday called for three members of the punk band Pussy Riot to be freed, a sign that the women's release could be imminent since their case comes up for appeal on Oct. 1.
In all seriousness, though, this is very much in line in repressive dictatorships. We see it all the time in Iran and similar countries. The play book goes something like this.

1) Police arrest subversive elements.
2) Court convicts subversive elements.
3) Dictator overturns court showing world that he's really a good guy.

The problem here, though, isn't the process. It looks like the process will eventually free the trio. No, the problem here is substantive. Can a nation truly be free when the substance of the law makes basic political and religious expression illegal?

I don't think so. No matter how many activists Putin releases and no matter how many Christians sentenced to death the Mullahs overturn, the fact remains that those countries have laws on the books which deny fundamental human freedoms.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:54 PM | Comments |

August 29, 2012

Female Suicide Bomber In Dagestan Identified as Aminat Kurbanova

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Thirty year old Aminat Kurbanova converts to Islam then splodes self for her goat humping mujahid husband:

Said Afandi, 74, the powerful leader of a Sufi Muslim brotherhood in Russia's unstable province of Dagestan, was killed Tuesday along with six other people, including an 11-year-old boy, in the central village of Chirkei by the bomber, who approached his house disguised as a pilgrim. Afandi's tens of thousands of followers included influential officials, clerics and businessmen.

Police in Dagestan said Wednesday that the bomber was Aminat Kurbanova, a 30-year-old resident of Dagestan's capital, Makhachkala. The Interfax news agency claimed she was an ethnic Russian woman who had converted to Islam after marrying an Islamist militant.

Stupid woman.

By Stable Hand at 12:34 PM | Comments |

August 21, 2012

The Canadian Boxer Turned Terrorist Killed in Dagestan

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Canadian boxer terrorist William Plotnikov, right, in Dagestan

One thing about Russia, they kill 'em and bag 'em, cased closed:

In the video he shot inside his hut in the mountains of Dagestan last winter, William Plotnikov narrated as he panned from the black flag of jihad to three bearded rebels and their assault rifles.

Then he turned the camera on himself.

“I ask Allah that the next season he’ll give us the opportunity to kill as many kafirs [non-believers] as we can, just to shred them to pieces,” William said. “Allah is almighty.”

Watching the clip on the computer in his apartment north of Toronto last week, Vitaly Plotnikov looked both heartbroken and perplexed. It was hard for him to accept that this was his son.

“It’s just like a different person to me,” he said.

Russian security forces announced last month that they had killed William, a 23-year-old Canadian, during a gun battle in Dagestan[ More...]

Heh, at least he is dead and his cornhole won't get stretched more, and Allah knows best.

Win, win situation..

h/t El Grillo

By Stable Hand at 08:42 PM | Comments |

August 15, 2012

Just a Reminder the The Jihad Continues in Russia

I haven't taken the time to post anything about the jihad currently raging in Russia. But with our without my notice, the violence continues:

A police officer in Russia’s North Caucasus Republic of Dagestan died in hospital on Tuesday after he was seriously injured in a car bomb blast in the town of Buinaksk, a hospital source said.
I'm no fan of Putin, but on this issue we have mutual interests.

H/T: @LauraWalkerKC

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:34 PM | Comments |

May 10, 2012

Russia foils 2014 Winter Olympics terror plot, state media reports

CNN

Moscow (CNN) -- Russia's security service has foiled a plot to attack the 2014 Winter Olympics in the Black Sea city of Sochi, state media reported Thursday.

Authorities arrested three men this week in Georgia's breakaway republic of Abkhazia on charges of plotting the attack in a joint operation with Abkhazian security services, the Russian National Anti-Terrorism Committee said, according to the state-run RIA Novosti news agency.

The three are suspected of being ringleaders of a regional cell of the North Caucasus-based terrorist group Caucasus Emirate.

Russia doesn't use a kid gloves treatment when dealing with terrorist scum. Ah to be a fly on the wall...

BBC is reporting Chechen rebel leader Doku Umarov was the mastermind behind the plan. But doesn't state if he was one of the three captured. Umarov was behind the bombing at the Moscow airport in January of last year. I expect there will be a statement at alQaeda's Russian mouthpiece Kavkaz Center.

By Stable Hand at 04:42 PM | Comments |

April 02, 2012

Anna Chapman White House Sex Scandal
Steven Chu or Lesbian Lover?


Was Anna Chapman Trying to Seduce Steven Chu?

Who was the lucky guy Russian spy Anna Chapman was about to ... what's the technical term here, get-it-on with? -- in the White House?

Also, would President Obama mind us calling her a slut? But the good kind. You know, hot.

Via Ace of Spades (who else?) comes this news in the UK's Independent:

Another revelation in the series is the real reason why the FBI swooped on Russian spy Anna Chapman in 2010. Top officials feared the glamorous Russian agent wanted to seduce one of US President Barack Obama's inner circle. Frank Figliuzzi, the FBI's head of counterintelligence, reveals how she got "closer and closer to higher and higher ranking leadership... she got close enough to disturb us".

The fear that Chapman would compromise a senior US official in a "honey trap" was a key reason for the arrest and deportation of the Russian spy ring of 10 people, of which she was a part, in 2010. "We were becoming very concerned," he says. "They were getting close enough to a sitting US cabinet member that we thought we could no longer allow this to continue."

Okay, so Anna Chapman was trying to seduce someone in Obama's cabinet. Lucky guy.

Or was it even a guy? Ace notes that the gender of the individual she was trying to seduce isn't given in the story. Nice. Except, isn't the implication then ... a female cabinet member .... Chapman is in .... New York ...

Oh, G*d, please say he didn't go there! Oh, yes, he went there.


My mental eye, it burns!

Okay, that can't be the implication. I don't think my mental health could handle even the remotest possibly. So, if this is true at all -- and there are some serious doubts here, but has that ever stopped us from speculating? -- it was a guy.

But who is the lucky guy? I'm trying to track this down, but wasn't she or the guys she was working with doing some rather low level recon at nuclear energy conferences? If that's right, then that would mean the guy she was getting close to was ......

Sec. of Energy Steven "I-Was-for-$5-A-Gallon-Gas-Before-I-Was-Against-It" Chu.

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I think I've been selling Anna Chapman short. Up until this point I figured she was just some bimbo that used her good looks to become famous. But to pretend you're into that? That takes talent.

I predict a long and fruitful career in Russia's version of Hollywood.

And now what you've all been waiting for .... the reason why I posted this in the first place ...... not safe for work Anna Chapman photos and links below!

UPDATE: I updated the post with the lesbian angle because frankly I didn't see what Ace was getting at before. And you know what? My life was better off without that thought occupying space in my mind. Much better off.

Now excuse me. I'm off to therapy.

Pics still below the fold.

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Sorry. The Jawa Report editor-at-large (my wife) will not let us post nude photos of Anna Chapman. But email Howie and he might send you some. Half of his C drive is devoted exclusively to Anna Chapman nude photos and videos!

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:17 PM | Comments |

March 27, 2012

Mohammad Merah Sent Snuff Films of Toulouse Murders to al-Jazeera

CNN:

Al Jazeera's Paris bureau received video of the shootings in southwest France blamed on Mohammed Merah, and gave the material to the police, bureau chief Zied Tarrouche said Tuesday.

The edited footage contains images of the killings of seven people, along with music, religious singing and readings from the Quran, he said.

"You can hear the gunshots at the time of the killings. ... You can hear the cries of the victims," he said on CNN affiliate BFM-TV.

Merah, 23, was killed Thursday at the end of a 32-hour siege at the apartment in the city of Toulouse where he was holed up.

He was wanted in the killings of three French paratroopers, a rabbi and three children ages 4, 5, and 7. Two other people were seriously wounded in shootings blamed on him.

The video arrived by mail on Monday on a USB stick along with an unsigned letter crediting al Qaeda with the attacks, Tarrouche told CNN.

This is a common form of propaganda with al-Qaeda, the Taliban and other linked groups. Where a person or persons are murdered by terrorists on video. Usually they should Allahu Ackbar! and provide their Islamic interpretation of why this butchery is justified.

It's sick sick sick, and designed to create more murderers like Mohammad Merah for al-Qaeda.

But going after al-Qaeda and their supporters' speech makes you a bigot and an Islamophobe. Not going after it makes more dead people.

More: Al Jazeera, A Terrorist Go To?

By Howie at 07:40 AM | Comments |

February 29, 2012

Islamotards at Al Qaeda's Russian Mouthpiece PWND Twice!!

Dear Kavkaz, you're someones beotch, bitch!

KGB-friendly DAILY MOTION removes, after YOU TUBE, video clip on Russian defeat in Chechnya
Publication time: 26 February 2012, 14:11

A video sharing portal DailyMotion removed, after YOU TUBE, a video clip about a battle between the Caucasian Mujahideen fighters and Russian invader terrorists in Nozhai-Yurt district of the CE Province of Nokhchicho.


Ah, ain't that a shame...ha!

By Stable Hand at 08:23 AM | Comments |

February 25, 2012

Good News! Putin Wants To "Help Teach" Progressives On How To "Take Back The American Dream"..

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By defeating those mean ole Republicans!

From Accuracy in Media’s Cliff Kincaid:

The Russia Today (RT) Moscow-funded propaganda channel, which is backing the murderous regime of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, aired a special program on Tuesday night on how progressives in the U.S. can “Take Back the American Dream” by defeating Republicans. The propaganda effort was broadcast throughout the United States and produced in collaboration with major liberal groups such as the Campaign for America’s Future, MoveOn.org and Demos, all of them Soros-funded.

The host was Thom Hartmann, who regards himself as the nation’s “number one” progressive radio talk-show host.

The “National Teach-In to Take Back the American Dream” featured Robert Reich, former U.S. Secretary of Labor; Heather McGhee of Demos; Leo Hindrey, a businessman and self-styled “Patriotic Millionaire;” Natalie Foster, the co-founder of Rebuild the Dream; and Robert Borosage of the Campaign for America’s Future.

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Putin posted a blog on HufPo, one of RT’s official “partners” in the media business.

Nobody on the program, which also aired on DISH Network, DirectTV and the Free Speech TV Network, demonstrated any concern about appearing on a Moscow-funded channel to promote the “American dream.”[More...]

Ain't that grand?

But...have these progressive forgot about our campaign election laws? Like the itty teeny bit about a foreign entity funding stuff?

Oh well, what does a law matter when it comes to progressives Soros getting what they he want wants, 4 more years of The One...

By Stable Hand at 12:39 PM | Comments |

February 04, 2012

Russian Jihadis Admit They've Been Murdering Civilians for Decades

The big news is that Doku Umarov, the leader of the jihadis in Russia's Caucuses has just declared that civilians are off limits for Islamist fighters in the region.

Of course, in only coming out now against killing civilians Umarov admits that for the past 15 years those associated with the movement have been intentionally targeting civilians.

For instance, does he think we're gong to forget Beslan? And that it was his immediate predecessor, Shamil Basayev, who intentionally took hundreds of elementary school children hostage?

Umarov is a war criminal and a mass murderer. His very presence in hell would make the place less savory.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 10:15 AM | Comments |

December 05, 2011

Just When You Thought Soccer Couldn't Get More Boring, Chechen Terrorists Release 17 Min. Home Video Playing Soccer in Snow

Seriously, WTF were the Chechen terrorists thinking when they released this 17 minute long video of themselves playing darts and then soccer in the snow? Really, you guys have gone from beheading videos to .... this?

Also, given that you're all wearing the same white winter cammo, how do you split up the teams? Beards vs. no beards? "Catchers" vs. "pitchers"? Piss stained cammos vs. feces stained cammos?

And, what is the point? If the point is to bore us into submission let me be the first to welcome our new Islamist masters!

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 03:54 PM | Comments |

November 29, 2011

"Lost in Translation" Meets "Speed"

Pop quiz cowboy comrade .......

Shoot Blow up the hostage.

H/T: @AllThingsHLS

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 12:37 PM | Comments |

November 23, 2011

Obama Fingered on Russian Television

(Moscow, Russia) Award-winning newsreader Tatyana Limanova on the privately held REN TV channel has created a stir by editorializing about President Obama during a news segment.



By Mr. E. Blogger at 02:17 PM | Comments |

November 13, 2011

Get Some! Vote for Vlad!

More...

Hat Tip: Power Line.

By Howie at 06:58 AM | Comments |

November 09, 2011

Russian Mars Probe Fails to Leave Earth Orbit

The Russian space program and its bad luck with Mars continues.

A Russian space probe aiming to land on a Mars moon was stuck circling the Earth after equipment failure Wednesday, and scientists raced to fire up its engines before the whole thing came crashing down.

By Howie at 10:00 AM | Comments |

November 07, 2011

UPDATE: Topless Hot Chick Don't Support #OWS

Oleg over at The People's Cube had this to say about Howie's post on a bunch of hot topless Ukrainian chicks allegedly supporting the #OWS movement:

Sorry to say it, but this is a mistake.

I know this group - Femen - and I kind of like them. They are a bunch of crazy libertarian girls in Ukraine. That stunt has nothing to do with OWS or Russia - it was mislabeled and Jawa Report unfortunately fell for it. They are protesting against the fact that their group's account, pictures, and videos are being banned on the Internet - Google, YouTube, etc. - and they are for freedom of speech. They are dressed as if for the steam room in a bathhouse, because the word "ban" sounds like the Russian/Ukrainian "banya" - "bathhouse."
Oops.

The thing is, I actually speak Russian which is pretty close to Ukrainian. But I guess I was having a hard time concentrating on what they were saying for some unknown and mysterious reason.

Thanks to Jon, who seems to be spending a lot of time watching the video.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 03:56 PM | Comments |

September 28, 2011

Chechens Bring Knives to a Russian Gun Fight

It looks like the Russians are finally getting serious with the Chechen diaspora living abroad where a number of people with ties to the Islamist insurgency have mysteriously been falling out of windows and committed suicide by stabbing themselves in the back.

Let's just say this is one area of Putinism that I have few complaints about.

But I'll measure their level of seriousness by how many of the admins over at The Kavkaz Center decide to add arsenic to their Swedish meatballs in the coming months.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:03 AM | Comments |

September 02, 2011

Yes, The Islamic Emirate of the Caucuses is Tied to al Qaeda

A report on the jihad in the Caucuses. The conclusion? Yes, they are tied to al Qaeda and yes they are dangerous.

Thanks to .... um, I forget. Sorry.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 12:18 PM | Comments |

August 31, 2011

Antisemitism from Sweden

The terror supporters over at The Kavkaz Center remove their "journalistic" mask and reveal the underlying antisemitism that is at the core of the jihadi worldview.

Much of this is funny, for instance they call the author of an Almanac article of The Islamic Emirate of the Caucuses -- which praises al Qaeda endlessly -- an "Islamophobic jew" for .... noting that the Russian jihadis are in cahoots with several terrorist organizations. Funny because a quick search of Kavkaz's archives show hundreds of articles praising al Qaeda.

They then speak of an "International Jew" from a "Zio paper in jew-occupied [sic]" while pointing their readers to Henry Ford's antisemitic treatise: THE INTERNATIONAL JEW, THE WORLD'S FOREMOST PROBLEM.

So, I guess it's not just terror supporters who are under the protection of the Swedish government. Antisemitism is also just fine and dandy.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 05:24 PM | Comments |

August 26, 2011

Oh Noes!! Russian aggressors carried out rite of baptism in Chechnya

Via al-Qaeda's Russian affiliate (aka Kavkaz Center)

Crazy terrorists beat their foreheads on the ground 5 times and day to see who has the biggest "prayer bump", worship a rock and enjoy blowing themselves up to finally get laid...which they won't, they will just be dead and in a bunch of pieces. Sad sack of sh*ts

A little water on them would be an improvement, not to be baptized mind you, they need a good soaking. The images I have seen of the Islamic Caucuses Emirate's mujahideen are pretty nasty, dirty looking, flea and lice infested savages.

BTW, "kill Muslim men" in the headline refers all Muslims sects except Sufism will be banned.

By Stable Hand at 11:18 PM | Comments |