February 04, 2013
Ron Paul's Newest Fan
Takes a nutcase to defend a nutcase, I guess.
Yes, that would be the Westboro Baptist Church. Add them to the asskicking list.
January 08, 2012
US Soldier Campaigns for Ron Paul
Cpl. Jesse Thorsen has seemingly violated strict military rules regarding public participation in politics and Ron Paul, as a candidate for Commander in Chief, should not have permitted it.
September 21, 2011
Additional Evidence That Ron Paul Is Batshit Crazy
OK. Sure, he may have been joking, so says his spokesman, but lets have some fun. Here is the story:
Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas) says he would consider putting the liberal congressman Dennis Kucinich (D-Ohio) in his Cabinet if he were to win the presidency in 2012.
Paul joked that if he brought the Ohio congressman aboard in his administration, he might have to create a "Department of Peace."
Your homework, Jawas, is to predict President Paul's other appointments.
I'll start. Bradley Manning for Department of Defense.
August 15, 2011
Ron Paul is Crazy!1!
Is this headline intended to get hits, generate comments from Paulbots for the Jawas to play with, or pass along truth while providing traffic to a good site? All of the above, Bitches. All of the above.
July 12, 2011
Jawa Report Financial Tip of the Day
July 01, 2010
House Vote To Audit The Fed
Obviously it will pass with 320 co-sponsors to Ron Paul's HR 1207 bill.
Nope! Failed 198-229! And in Ron "Usually batshitcrazy" Paul's own words:
April 15, 2008
Attack Of The Two Foot Blimp
Click image for more about Ron Paul happenings in Washington DC.
Yes, I played with the Obama Subtext generator thingy.
March 05, 2008
GOP Precinct Convention Packed with Ron Paul Truthers
Went to my first GOP precinct convention last night. I think I was one of 3 attendees who wasn't a dyed-in-the-wool Ron Paul truther.
Tried to talk some sense to them, but it was to no avail...
The precinct convention passed resolutions calling for a new round of congressional hearings on "the truth about September 11," an immediate end to our military activities in Iraq and Afghanistan (and everywhere else in the world) and abolition of the Federal Reserve.
They also elected a hardcore Ron Paul truther to be our precinct's delegate to the state convention.
No word yet on whether this was an isolated thing or a broader phenomenon.
February 12, 2008
Freemason Conspiracy to be Revealed.
This is terrible news. Historians debunk the myth of the "Freemasons" on the seal." Myth? what myth...geesh.
What are jihadists, conspiracy theorist, leftist and radical professors to do!
Wait, it is probably a Booosh/Zionist conspiracy to hide the truth. Yes, that's it! Booosh and those evil jooooos.
Related: "Paranormal Stories".
February 08, 2008
"Image of Ron Paul on Tortilla!
White Sands, New MexicoOh, yeah, that and all those "TheSpoof.com" stories. I think that is his campaign headquarters."
"As Ron Paul continues to trail in the polls, followers have found a "sign" that maybe it isn't over yet for Ron Paul. Reports from the Southwest of the phenomena of the image of Ron Paul appearing on tortillas as a sign from Heaven to continue the good fight."
"I was a Obama supporter. I never even heard of Ron Paul," said Juan Rodrigues, a physician who volunteers at a local free medical clinic.
"That was until this morning Rodriguez said, when I stopped off to pickup my breakfast burrito. While unraveling it, like I always do to put extra Chile sauce in it, I saw a miracle staring right back at me that made a Ron Paul supporter of me..
"The devoted group of Ron Paul supporters now plan to go on ahead of the campaign and canvas. However, the only difference is that this time the final destination if heaven."Disclaimer: If you believe this you must be a Ron Paul supporter and in no way was this post meant to represent Ron Paul. This is not a campaign ad, it is a spoof.
January 29, 2008
Arlo Guthrie a "Boobie"?
Ron Pauls campaign has announced that singer, songwriter Arlo Guthrie is backing their lovely candidate Ron Paul.
Arlo Guthrie apparently said he "loves this guy" and that "Dr. Paul" would have signed the Constitution had he been there."
Maybe he was, who knows. h/t Canadian Guy at LGF link thingy.
Just what are they serving at Alice's Restaurant these days?
BTW boobie from Hucbald...er...Angus Dei
January 25, 2008
Boobs for Paulians
I was feeling sorry for Paulians, really.
Most make fun of them with the Blimp thing, and their strange ways of showing support for "their man".
I would like to give them some enjoyment. I am a nice person and nice people like moi care...really!
Without further ado, I present......drumroll......."Boobs for Ron Paul" ..h/t Tizona
Added captions from Son of the Godfather...teh
"Ron Paul can hold back two torpedos!"
"Ron Paul can withstand dual bazooka blasts!"
Or, we can use it when the kook finally drops out..
"Ron Paul, thanks for the mammaries..."
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Son of the Godfather
December 23, 2007
Does Ron Paul Heart Neo-Nazis?
I don't know whether Ron Paul loves the Neo-Nazis, but they sure do dig him--not that you'll find much about it on his whitewashed Wikipedia entry.
In any event, what I do know about Ron Paul is that he's a damned hypocrite when it comes to his positions on the Constitution, particularly as regards legitimate spending under the Commerce Clause.
And the more mindless spam comments I read coming from obnoxious Ron Paul zombies, the more I'm convinced that Ron Paul should be exposed and ridiculed at every opportunity.
September 13, 2007
News Flash : Ron Paul is Still a Crazy Old Crank
I have nothing against mall security guards. Nothing at all.
Still, when Ron Paul infers that our mall security guards have been the key line of defense protecting our malls from terrorist attacks, he's just. . . being Ron Paul.
Host : "It's a helluva a lot easier, to use your terminology, to blow up a mall, if they could pull it off, because people in a mall aren't armed."HotAir has the audio clip.
Ron Paul : "But we have security."
Host : "So, you're saying that security guards in a mall do a better job than U.S. Marines in Iraq?"
Ron Paul : 'So far. So far they're doing pretty well. I mean, we haven't...how has it come that we haven't had another attack?"