April 10, 2014

Pessimism Reaches New Lows As Analyst Predicts a Nuclear Saudi Arabia and an Empowered and More Dangerous al Qaeda

The House Committee on Foreign Affairs had a subcommittee meeting a couple of days ago which asked the question, "Is al-Qaeda Winning? Grading the Administration's Counterterrorism Policy?" There were five people giving testimony, all of whom seemed to agree that al Qaeda was not on the run despite the "core" in Pakistan losing some ground and who's assessments ranged from the administration is doing what it can to counter the threat but we shouldn't let our guard down to god of the sweet meteor of relief, we pray that you will send end it all before it's too late:

All conditions are set for a series of significant terrorist attacks against the US and its allies over the next few years. But that's not the worst news. Conditions are also set for state collapse in Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Yemen, and possibly Jordan. Saudi Arabia, facing a complex succession soon, is likely to acquire nuclear weapons shortly, if it has not already done so. Turkey and Egypt confront major crises. Almost all of Northern and Equatorial Africa is violent, unstable, and facing a growing al Qaeda threat. And Vladimir Putin's assault on Ukraine is likely to empower al Qaeda-aligned jihadists in Crimea and in Russia itself. That eventuality is, of course, less worrisome than the prospect of conventional and partisan war on the European continent, likely threatening NATO allies. The international order and global stability are collapsing in a way we have not seen since the 1930s. There is little prospect of this trend reversing of its own accord, and managing it will require massive efforts by the US and its allies over a generation or more.
And on that cheerful note ... HOPENCHANGE!

H/T: Weekly Standard

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:12 AM | Comments |

April 09, 2014

Headline Fail


Obama hasn't grieved since Michelle decided to stay home for one of her monthly vacations.

By DMartyr at 10:56 AM | Comments |

April 03, 2014

Obama So 'Heartbroken' By Fort Hood Shooting He Heads To DNC Fundraiser

Because nothing gets your mind off heartbreak like raising money so you can stay in power...


(Hat Tip: IHateTheMedia)

By DMartyr at 12:11 AM | Comments |

March 07, 2014

R-S-P-E-C-T, Find Out What It Means To Me!

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Obama misspells "respect" during tribute to Aretha Franklin:

All he had to do was quote the song. But something tells me President Clueless doesn't know the song.

By DMartyr at 11:30 AM | Comments |

March 05, 2014

Is it Better to be Loved or Feared?

Obama thought the right answer was loved. Apparently, Putin didn't get the memo.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:53 PM | Comments |

February 17, 2014

Obama Celebrates Presidents Day the Only Way He Knows How

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 06:27 PM | Comments |

February 14, 2014

Stuff Bush Didn't Do

A list of things the media would have been up in arms against had Bush done them, but which are no big deal when Obama does them.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:19 AM | Comments |

Obama ❤s Political Thriller About Greed, Corruption, & Abuse Of Power

Its a story with which he can identify:

By DMartyr at 11:02 AM | Comments |

February 13, 2014

America's Relationship w/ Obama Explained by 4 Candy Hearts


Also: Obama is Cartman!

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:22 PM | Comments |

January 31, 2014

Lois Lerner Personally Approved Malik Obama's IRS Application for Tax Exempt Status for Barack H. Obama Foundation Within 30 Days

Its quite clear that Obama uses the Chicago Way management style. See next post.

Gateway Pundit: Obama’s IRS unfairly targeting hundreds of conservative groups, but President Obama’s radical half-brother “got a sweetheart deal” from the IRS.

According to the Daily Caller, Lois Lerner, the senior IRS official at the center of the decision to target tea party groups for burdensome tax scrutiny, signed paperwork granting tax-exempt status to the Barack H. Obama Foundation, a shady charity headed by the president’s half-brother that operated illegally for years. Lerner approved the foundation’s tax status within a month of filing.

So in a way Obama's operative Lerner helped facilitate the funding of Hamas a specially designated terrorist entity. An entity he himself just called terrorists in his State of the Union Speech.

If she was acting this way because her boss wanted her to then he also lent material support to terrorists.

Isn't that kind of like an impeachable offense? Hmmmm?

Previous: Bronco Bamma's Bro Hearts Hamas.

By Howie at 10:33 AM | Comments |

January 27, 2014

Person Who Denied More Security at Benghazi Fired

Did I say fired? I mean promoted. This must be what it feels like to be schizophrenic:

Charlene Lamb, cited for failures in leadership from the Department of State’s own Accountability Review Board report, has been promoted to Regional Security Officer.
Wow. Wake me up when this nightmare called the Obama Administratin is over.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:18 AM | Comments |

January 15, 2014

New Book Explains Everything Obama Knows About Job Creation

It's an old joke, but it still works.

Great for the coffee table. Buy it here.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 03:53 PM | Comments |

January 05, 2014

To Himself?

President Barack Obama and daughters Malia and Sasha left their vacation in Hawaii on Saturday, but left First Lady Michelle Obama behind on the islands, according to news agency reports. The president reportedly let his wife stay on in Hawaii with friends as a "birthday present." Michelle Obama will turn 50 years old on Jan. 17. (Source)
By DMartyr at 11:01 AM | Comments |

January 02, 2014

New Year, Same Ol' Sh*t

Sorry folks, as an academic meathead I am given more vacation than even this guy.

What was it that Spider Man's uncle told him right before he croaked? With great responsibility comes great vacations.

Something like that.

So I just popped onto the intertubez from my penthouse sweet overlooking the vast South Pacific while sipping a drink with a bunch of fruit and a little umbrella. Yeah, I might be a drunk, but if I am it's the kind of being a drunk that you don't share with your friends. Do they have a 12 step program for girl-drink drunks?

Anyhoo, just wanted to pop in and say hola. So, hola!

Is it just this basketball sized coconut filled with blue alcohol talking or does the world actually seem less safe today for Muslims then the day President Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize for "resetting" US relations with the Islamic world? Because I keep waking up to news that Muslims are dying all over the Muslim world because other Muslims don't think they're the right kind of Muslim.

But, you know, BUSHHITLER!

It's not that I blame Obama for any of this. I don't. When someone murders someone else, I blame the murderer not the guy thousands of miles away telling the cameras about how awesome their foreign policy is and, yes, aren't we all just so lucky to have him as President?

But I think it's pretty telling that the US news media has pretty much given up on covering the bloodshed all over the Muslim world because ... OBAMA.

I can't believe I have to put up with three more years of this sh*t.

Anway, I'll be back next week.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 08:40 PM | Comments |

November 27, 2013

SF Protesters Urging Obama to Act Like Emperor

I might as well keep the Star Wars theme going .... Zombie:

Yet even with the small turnout, there was a theme amongst Obama’s protesters/supporters (supportesters?): They didn’t want him to change his political agenda — instead, they demanded that he assume dictatorial powers so that he could finally implement the radical plans with which they already agree. The message of the day was: Stop dilly-dallying around, Mr. President: Ignore the Constitution and just make The Revolution happen, as you promised!
So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause.

--Oops, I forgot to put a link in the first go around. My bad. Way more pics here.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 03:03 PM | Comments |

November 06, 2013

C'est ne pas! Europeans Realize Obama Isn't Cool


What a wonderful smell you've discovered:

For a long time, the U.S. president retained a much higher popularity on the other side of the Atlantic than that of the average European leader, even when his popularity collapsed among his own citizens. Obama resembled neither Angela Merkel nor Nicolas Sarkozy. Obama was a cool president.

This summer, the image caved in. The "Yes We Can" president became the "Yes We Scan" leader. In press cartoons, large ears pushed out. It's not the repulsion inspired by his predecessor, George W. Bush — not yet — but the charm is gone. Without Hillary Clinton's talents, Barack Obama is not cool, he is cold.

Chapeau pointe Maetenloch

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:03 AM | Comments |

October 29, 2013

Obama's Facebook, Twitter PWND by Syrian eHadis

This is funny for a lot of reasons:

President Barack Obama's social media updates were temporarily hijacked Monday due to an apparent exploit in the URL shortener his team uses to promote Organizing for Action, an organization that promotes Obamacare.

Modified OFA links included in Obama's Twitter and Facebook updates, though now corrected, directed visitors to a 24-minute "Syria facing terrorism" video for a short period of time. The Syrian Electronic Army (SEA) has claimed responsibility for the exploit. The virtual army of hackers also said that it had accessed Obama's campaign e-mail accounts.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:14 PM | Comments |

October 28, 2013

60 Minutes - Benghazi (CBS - Oct 27, 2013) (Full)

Full Transcript here.

Morgan Jones' job was training the unarmed guards who manned the compound's gates. A second Libyan force -- an armed militia hired by the State Department -- was supposed to defend the compound in the event of an attack. Morgan had nothing to do with the militia, but they worried him so much, he could not keep quiet.

Morgan Jones: I was saying, "These guys are no good. You need to-- you need to get 'em out of here."

Lara Logan: You also kept saying, "If this place is attacked these guys are not going to stand and fight?"

Morgan Jones: Yeah. I used to say it all the time. Yeah, in the end I got quite bored of hearing my own voice saying it.

Andy Wood: We had one option: "Leave Benghazi or you will be killed."

By Howie at 07:43 AM | Comments |

October 22, 2013

What if Hot Tub Time Machine Was an ad for Obamacare?

I actually keep getting emails about creepy Obamacare ads but I haven't clicked on a single of the links sent to me because of .... boredom? I dunno, just not interested.

Until today. And, to be honest, I thought this was a joke. No one could be this stupid as to think this would help? It had to be something someone on the right made up, as a goof. Until I did a little digging.

Nope, this is an actual ad paid for by the good citizens of the state of Colorado touting the benefits of Obamacare. Your state sponsored propaganda at work!


It's like Hot Tub Time Machine meets the West Wing.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:44 PM | Comments |

October 19, 2013

Thank You Debt Deal: Debt Increases $328 Billion in Single Day

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 12:43 PM | Comments |

October 10, 2013

Charity Pays Death Gratuity for Slain Soldiers that Obama DOD Won't

As I pointed out a couple of days ago, Congress already authorized the payment of Death Gratutity to fallen soldiers during the partial shut down. But the Obama DOD chose to read the statue in the most restrictive way refusing to pay the $100 k Death Gratuity to the families of those who paid the ultimate sacrifice. This follows a general pattern of the Administration trying to make the shut down hurt more than it has to as a matter of political policy: He wants you to suffer so you'll blame the Republicans.

But in this case we weren't talking about artificial barriers put up to keep you from seeing Mt. Rushmore -- childish and inconvenient -- we're talking about direct payments to families who just lost a loved one. Not hypothetical payments to soldiers' families, actual payments of men killed in combat last week.

But I just got word from the IAVA that the Fisher House Foundation has stepped up and offered to make payments to the families where the DOD has failed them. These people are heroes.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:23 AM | Comments |

October 08, 2013

FUBAR: DOD Refusing to Pay Death Benefits Because of "Shut Down" UPDATE: Obama Intentionally Withholding Benefits

If this doesn't make you mad, you hate America. No, I'm not kidding.

Go to the link. It's not hypothetical. A ranger unit was attacked over the weekend in Afghanistan with heavy casualties. The families of those who just made the ultimate sacrifice are getting an IOU.

This is insane. It's ass kicking time.

UPDATE: It gets worse. This in from the House Armed Services Committee:

We flagged this early last week. Chairman Joe Wilson from South Carolina runs our military personnel subcommittee and sent this letter up to Secretary Hagel on Friday.

In it, we attached the list of pay and benefits that are included in the Pay Our Military Act. See the list below the letter. The House interrupted this as including the Death Gratuity. The Obama Administration chose to read it as not including the Death Gratuity.

So now we are working to give them the specific authorization for Death Gratuity in shutdown. I'd expect that bill to hit the floor very soon.

So, how far will the Obama Admin go to make the partial shutdown as inconvenient as possible? So far they're willing to deny death benefits for fallen soldiers, even though Congress already authorized the paying of those benefits.

Obama is trying to be an asshole. He succeeded.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:37 PM | Comments |

October 06, 2013

Government Shutdown: Obama Closes Mountains And Oceans

"It's a cheap way to deal with the situation," an angry Park Service ranger in Washington says of the harassment. "We've been told to make life as difficult for people as we can. It’s disgusting." (Source)


Obama throws a tantrum and closes Mount Rushmore and the Florida Keys.

Updated with uncropped image. (Thanks for the heads up, Shakenbake!)

By DMartyr at 11:36 AM | Comments |

October 04, 2013

Obama Administration Employs Seven Workers To Close A Memorial That Usually Has No Employees

The government at its finest:

On Tuesday morning, seven National Park Service employees were seen erecting and tending to a barricade around the World War II memorial in Washington, D.C. One NPS employee was operating a forklift. There usually aren't any NPS employees working at the World War II memorial.

The employees returned to re-enforce the barriers after several elderly WWII veterans entered the open aired park to pay respects to fallen comrades.

John McCormack at Twitter has pictures.

Related: The Obama Administration creates a new website to inform visitors the old website won't be available until the shutdown ends. (And 6 other stupid things the government is spending money on during shutdown.)

By DMartyr at 10:36 AM | Comments |

October 02, 2013

Veiled Threat? National Intelligence Director Claims Government Shutdowns May Cause His Employees To Disclose Secrets To Enemy Governments

It seems National Intelligence Director James Clapper has employed an untrustworthy staff:

Taking the warnings about the impact of the partial government shutdown to new levels, Clapper suggested Wednesday during a Senate hearing that cash-strapped spies might be tempted to switch national loyalties.

Clapper said he cannot "guarantee" the safety of our country if the budget is not passed.

Also in the news, Obama furloughs 400,000 civilian jobs even after Congress passed a bill to keep them on the job. Proving once again the Narcissist-in-chief cares about noone but himself.

By DMartyr at 01:46 PM | Comments |

September 30, 2013

Obama Falls For Fake Iranian Fatwa

President Obama insists Iran can be trusted with nuclear technology because Iranian leaders have issued a fatwa against nuclear weapons. The only problem, aside from trusting Iran to abide by such a fatwa, is that the fatwa doesn't exist:

No documentary evidence backs up President Barack Obama's claim that Iran's theocratic rulers have issued a religious edict against the development of nuclear weapons, according to the Middle East Media Research Institute, which monitors and translates news reports from Arab and Persian outlets.

The claim is an eight-year old hoax promoted since 2005 by Iran's diplomats and by Turkey's Islamist prime minister, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, says MEMRI.

The Islamic "fatwa," or religiously-justified law, "was never issued by [Iran's] Supreme Leader [Ali] Khamenei and does not exist; neither the Iranian regime nor anybody else can present it," MEMRI reported on Sunday.

Obama is expected to face media questions on Monday when he holds a meeting about Iran's nuke programs with Israel's prime minister Bibi Netanyahu.

Obama claimed on Friday that the fatwa does exist, and could lead to a deal with Iran to end its development of nuclear weapons.

Assuming such a fatwa did exist and was found to be relevant by the Obama Administration, one has to wonder why other fatwas are not considered when dealing with Iran.

For example, one fatwa by an Iranian supreme leader allows "thighing" and sodomizing girls as young as 3 years old. Another fatwa approves of rape in order to obtain confessions or to prevent virgin girls facing execution from being admitted into paradise.

I'm sure the Obama Administration would be quick to assert, like many Muslims do, these fatwas have no authority in Islam. So, even if Obama's "no nuclear weapons" fatwa did exist, what authority would it have?

Absolutely none.

By DMartyr at 11:37 AM | Comments |

September 10, 2013

Maybe the US War on Syria Isn't On After All?

I just don't see The One going through with it after Putin's move and less than 50 votes in the Senate. I know a lot of you guys think Obama has some dictatorial ambitions, but the truth is he's a weak President who's only source of power was partisanship and a cult like following from low information voters and progressive hipster clowns. With one move he's managed to lose both sources of power.

Sure, he could act, but I just don't think he cares enough about Syria to knuckle down and take on his base of power. Without them, he won't be able to do all of the important things he really dreams about. Like, a giant statue of himself which shoots flames from its eyes.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:20 PM | Comments |

August 31, 2013

Obama: I don't have to seek Congressional approvial for war with Syria, but I will

I just listened to President Obama's speech which took place moments ago in which he laid out the case for war with Syria. He then went on to claim that he had the authority to go to war with Syria without Congressional approval, but that he would seek that approval nevertheless .... after they get back into session.

You'd think a war resolution would be something to call Congress back into session over now. Nah, it might interfere with his golf game.

So, I'm glad the guy who once claimed that President's must go to Congress for war authorization is actually going to do that. Reluctantly? Sure. But in the end it's what you do that matters more than what you think.

What do you say the odds are that the Republicans in Congress will actually stand up to this guy? I'm going with 3-1 against.

UPDATE: Make that a lot of golfing:

Congress isn’t back until September 9th, which means this will take a couple of weeks to accomplish — if it can be accomplished at all.
In his Rose Garden speech, Obama claimed that the Joints Chiefs had told him that a retaliatory strike wasn't "time sensitive". Uh, okay. So now Syria knows we won't strike before Sept. 9th. Reports from Syria yesterday were that Assad was moving troops, equipment, and missiles around in anticipation of an imminent strike. So much so that I heard an anonymous activist on NPR last night say that her entire university had been taken over by troops who knew they would be safe as long as they stayed on campus.

So, Assad now has two more weeks to prepare.

The more important question here, though, is the broader one about national interest. President Obama is gunning for war over alleged human rights violations. Is that his philosophy of the US military? That it is an extension of US views on human rights?

Now, contrast that to why we went to war in Iraq and Afghanistan. In Afghanistan because that country was allied with a group that had gone to war with us. In Iraq because after 9/11 we thought it too big of a risk to have a regime we were already at war with (remember, the no-fly zone was an overt act of war on our part) with WMD (which, it turned out, they didn't have much of). But in both cases because of traditional notions of what constitutes national security interests.

But what our our national security interests in Syria? The only thing that's even close is that they are allied with Iran and they support Hezbollah, a terrorist organization.

Many of the talking heads now claim that we don't want to get entangled in Syria because we now view it through the prism of Iraq and Afghanistan. That's most certainly part of it.

But they are missing the most important factor: we now view Syria through the post-Arab Spring lens ---- especially the post-Egytian uprising lens. It's not just that we're sick and tired of foreign wars -- which many of us are -- it's also that we no longer trust what will come after regime change. The devil we know is bad enough, but we don't trust that the devil that will replace Assad will be any better. In fact, many of us are afraid of US throwing it's weight into the fight will tip the scales toward people who very well might be much, much worse.

Moreover, we no longer give a damn. Sure, it's very sad that Assad used chemical weapons on children. But it's not our responsibility.

If France and Turkey want to punish Assad, I'm more than happy to let them have at it. It's time fore someone else to be the global policeman.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:04 PM | Comments |

August 29, 2013

With War Looming and Economy Still in Dumps, Obama's Lazer Like Focus Turns to .... Gun Control?

Wow, is there nothing so trivial that this man won't waste his valuable time on?

Striving to take action where Congress would not, the Obama administration announced new steps Thursday on gun control, curbing the import of military surplus weapons and proposing to close a little-known loophole that lets felons and others circumvent background checks by registering guns to corporations.

Four months after a gun control drive collapsed spectacularly in the Senate, President Barack Obama added two more executive actions to a list of 23 steps the White House determined Obama could take on his own to reduce gun violence. With the political world focused on Mideast tensions and looming fiscal battles, the move signaled Obama's intent to show he hasn't lost sight of the cause he took up after 20 first graders and six adults were gunned down last year in an elementary school in Newtown, Conn.

And we wonder why no one in the world takes us seriously anymore.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 09:29 AM | Comments |

August 20, 2013

Obama Could Learn a Thing or Two from George Costanza

Wow, I can't believe I hadn't thought of this myself:

We have now had five years of an administration whose defective instincts have resulted in consistently flawed U.S. foreign policy behavior....

My humble suggestion is as follows -- it is time for President Obama, and his administration, to adopt the Costanza Doctrine. It comes from the television comedy show Seinfeld. The salient principle of the Costanza Doctrine is the statement -- "(i)f every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right." ...

I am certainly not suggesting that by following the Costanza Doctrine, the Obama administration will produce perfect policies. But more often than not, the instincts of the president, and his administration, are demonstrably faulty. A quick fix for these bad instincts, and the bad policies that have resulted from them, would be for the administration to do the opposite. Just like George Costanza. READ THE REST


By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:06 PM | Comments |

August 19, 2013

Report: White House Responsible for Stuxnet Leak

Forget the notion that the media is the fourth branch of government. The New York Times is really just an adjunct of the second branch of government: The Executive:

The Obama administration provided a New York Times reporter exclusive access to a range of high-level national security officials for a book that divulged highly classified information on a U.S. cyberwar on Iran’s nuclear program, internal State Department emails show.

The information in the 2012 book by chief Washington correspondent David E. Sanger has been the subject of a yearlong Justice Department criminal investigation: The FBI is hunting for those who leaked details to Mr. Sanger about a U.S.-Israeli covert cyberoperation to infect Iran’s nuclear facilities with a debilitating computer worm known as Stuxnet....

“I’m getting a bit concerned about the pace of our interviews — or lack of pace, to be more precise — for the book,” Mr. Sanger said in an email Oct. 30, 2011, to Michael Hammer, a senior State Department public affairs official. “The White House is steaming away; I’ve seen [National Security Adviser Thomas E.] Donilon many times and a raft of people below. Doing well at the Pentagon. But on the list I sent you starting on Sept. 12 we’ve scheduled nothing, and chapters are getting into final form.”

Leaks will happen, sure. That's inevitable in any administration. But when the pattern of the leaks all go in one direction -- Obama is a strong President on security -- then we have to wonder if those leaks aren't part of a programmatic political effort?

I think we need wonder no more.

H/T: Hot Air

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:19 PM | Comments |

August 16, 2013

MileStone: Obama Surpasses Carter

Power Line:

Jimmy Carter infamously declared that America suffered from an “inordinate fear of Communism,” but at least, as far as I can recall, he didn’t actively promote or side with Communist movements. Today Communism has collapsed, and America’s number one enemy is the Muslim Brotherhood, progenitor of al Qaeda, Hamas and other terrorist groups. Barack Obama not only tolerates the Brotherhood–”Allah is our objective; the Quran is our law, the Prophet is our leader; Jihad is our way; and death for the sake of Allah is the highest of our aspirations”–but, for reasons that remain unfathomable, he has generally supported it.


Isn’t it a pretty good clue that the people who yearn to kill Christians (and Jews) are probably not friends of the United States? I think the average fourth-grader could probably figure this out, but not, apparently, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and John Kerry.

Hat Tip: James.



By Howie at 10:44 AM | Comments |

August 15, 2013

Obama Totally 100% Not a Crook


President Obama’s increasingly grandiose claims for presidential power are inversely proportional to his shriveling presidency. Desperation fuels arrogance as, barely 200 days into the 1,462 days of his second term, his pantry of excuses for failure is bare, his domestic agenda is nonexistent and his foreign policy of empty rhetorical deadlines and red lines is floundering. And at last week’s news conference he offered inconvenience as a justification for illegality.


Explaining his decision to unilaterally rewrite the Affordable Care Act (ACA), he said: “I didn’t simply choose to” ignore the statutory requirement for beginning in 2014 the employer mandate to provide employees with health care. No, “this was in consultation with businesses.”

By Howie at 08:43 AM | Comments |

August 12, 2013

Video: Kid Literally Prays to Obama

The cult of Obama reaches new lows. Don't blame the kid, blame the parents.

It's actually kinda funny and sweet. Until you remember this kid will grow up and vote.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:52 PM | Comments |

August 07, 2013

Racist Obama Fan Runs Boston Globe Truck Off Road

695098880.jpegBoston Herald:

A Cadillac-driving OUI suspect — charged with running a Boston Globe delivery truck off Interstate 93 and onto the Leverett Connector — was carrying three EBT cards, mocked a cop “for paying for food when she gets it for free” and threatened to put a voodoo curse on him, according to a police report.

“I questioned her as to why she had other peoples (sic) EBT cards and she 
began screaming that I was a ‘dumb (expletive)’ for paying for food when she gets it for free,” trooper William Koko­cinski wrote of Vivencia 
Bellegarde, 25, of Everett, noting she had her own electronic benefits transfer card and also the cards of two other people.

“She repeatedly called me a racist and told me she was from Haiti and she was gonna ‘put voodoo on my white (expletive),’” Kokocinski wrote. “(She) told me to Google her name and find out who I was ‘(expletive) with’. She further explained that her name translated means ‘give life take life’ and she emphasized ‘TAKE LIFE’. She then shouted that she was ‘coming for all you white (expletives).

Google her? Ummm OK.

Facebook says her page is "unavailable" but there's thingy called the Google Cache. Its pretty awesome.


Among other things she likes to smoke a bunt before bed, and also Barack Obama. And also she might be unemployed but um... she can do your dreads for only $35.


Damn. I hope she doesn't put a hex on me.

Hat Tip: Instapundit.

By Howie at 09:57 AM | Comments |

July 30, 2013

Obama Creates "Nudge Squads" To Modify Undesirable Behavior


(Hat Tip: IHateTheMedia)

The Obama Administration has launched the Schutzstaffel a "Behavioral Insights Team" to control civilians modify behavior. The SS team would be employed to stifle dissent make government and society more efficient.

This program, in conjunction with the Sturmabteilung Brownshirts a National Civilian Security Patrol enlisted to report neighbors, re-education camps the Department of Education to teach acceptable behavior and controlled residential areas HUD's Diversity program to modify neighborhood make up, will ensure a more politically pure society.

By DMartyr at 02:47 PM | Comments |

July 02, 2013

Michelle Obama: 'Being First Lady Is Like Being In Prison'

Boo-hoo, grab the tissues.

First Lady Michelle Obama on Tuesday described living in the White House as like being in a "really nice prison."

Yeah, all those multi-million dollar vacations, private celebrity parties, and designer clothing at tax-payer expense are what most criminals complain about when sent to prison...

By DMartyr at 10:33 AM | Comments |

June 19, 2013

Yes We Scan!


Thanks to Jamie Wearing Fool.

Contest for Fatwas? Yes we can.

By Howie at 09:59 AM | Comments |

June 17, 2013

Xi Jinping Make Sex With Obama Messiah

After the summit in Palm Spring Chinese President Xi Jinping thrust his pulsing member upon the Obama Messiah.

HONG KONG - In a show of protest against U.S. surveillance programs and in support of whistle-blower Edward Snowden, several hundred people marched Saturday to the U.S. Consulate General and the offices of the Hong Kong government despite drizzly weather.


"I think it's not acceptable for the (National Security Agency) to spy" on everyone, said Patrick Cheung, who has been upset by claims former NSA contractor Snowden made about the agency's data gathering from U.S.-based Internet firms. "It's our right to have our privacy protected."

"Shame on NSA! Defend freedom of speech!" chanted marchers, who carried signs written in Chinese and English and wrapped in plastic to keep out the rain. "Protect Snowden!"

The happy couple.
Word is that Xi Jinping is looking to get some as the G8 summit this week as well.

By Howie at 08:04 AM | Comments |