July 25, 2015
Obama Paid the Price For Turkish Airbases
Turkish fighter jets, which on Friday attacked Islamic State targets in Syria, have launched a wave of airstrikes in northern Iraq, targeting camps of the militant Kurdistan Workers’ Party for the first time in four years, the prime minister’s office said Saturday.Nice job Obama you just sold out the very last progressive people in the Middle East who supported freedom and loved the United States.
The Iraq raids, which began late Friday and continued into Saturday, effectively ended an unstable two-year cease-fire between the Turkish government and the Kurdish militants, also known by the initials of their Kurdish name, P.K.K. After a three-decade conflict that claimed at least 40,000 lives, the two sides reached a fragile peace in 2013, though there have been a few minor clashes since then.
Obama, Sir. You suck. And I don't just mean suck in the ordinary sense, you megafookingsuckshitthroughastraw.
April 10, 2015
Caption This: The Rainbow Maker
The left will see this as absolute evidence of Obama's divinity.
March 30, 2015
Uncle Samuel in comments posted a link to a very similar analogy at HopeNChange Cartoons (all emphasis is the author's):
The pilot was locked out of the cockpit.
That phrase finally revealed the full horror of the crash of Germanwings flight 9525. Co-pilot Andreas Lubitz waited for the pilot to leave the cockpit, then locked the door to prevent his re-entry. After which Lubitz, for reasons unknown and perhaps unknowable, deliberately steered the jet into a harrowing 8 minute plunge ending in an explosive 434 mph impact with a rocky mountainside. 150 men, women and children met an immediate, unthinkably violent death.
Lubitz, in his single-minded madness, couldn't be stopped because anyone who could change the jet's disastrous course was locked out.
It's hard to imagine the growing feelings of fear and helplessness that the passengers felt as the unforgiving landscape rushed up to meet them. Hard - but not impossible.
Because America is in trouble. We feel the descent in the pits of our stomachs. We hear the shake and rattle of structures stressed beyond their limits. We don't know where we're going anymore, but do know it isn't good. And above all, we feel helpless because Barack Obama has locked us out.
February 13, 2015
Caption This: A Horse's Ass
White House photographer captures a horse's ass in an image:
There it is, clear as day!
November 24, 2014
Obama Out To Fire Every Honest Man in His Administration
I mean Stalin sure as hell would have never tolerated these kind of open public contradictions and by golly Obama doesn't have too either.
A few days ago Chuck Hagel was warning Americans that our military capability was being threatened and now Obama is forcing him to resign. Sounds like Hagel might be a little too honest for this administration:Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel will step down from his position at the request of President Barack Obama, who is seeking to reassure critics of his foreign policy with the move, a senior administration official confirmed to CNN Monday.
The New York Times reported Monday that Obama is expected to appear in the Rose Garden on Monday to announce Hagel’s resignation, having asked him to step down last Friday.
The move, White House officials told the Times, was meant to acknowledge that the new national security threats facing the nation — most notably the rise of the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria — call for different capabilities than those possessed by Hagel.
November 12, 2014
These Aren't The EMails We Didn't Look For
June, the IRS announced that a critical two-year segment of Lois Lerner’s emails were lost in a hard drive crash. Conveniently, these emails perfectly corresponded with the time when Tea Party groups were being targeted for extra scrutiny and possible criminal prosecution.
Since the IRS is a government agency, many reasonable people were convinced there had to be other places to look for records. Especially since the IRS expects us to live like hoarders, meticulously keeping every receipt to avoid running afoul of their agency. Now, five months later, the IRS admits that it still hasn’t searched any of its backup systems.
What Obama Really Thinks of You
Megyn Kelly on the Kelly File revealed a second video of ObamaCARE architect Jonathan Gruber calling the American voters stupid. This video is from October of last year and could have also been used in the mid-term elections this, but for whatever reason wasn’t. Here is the second video of Jonathan Gruber calling the American voter stupid. If you want to skip ahead in this video of Megyn Kelly’s earlier discussion, right the Gruber’s remarks, go to 2 minutes and 22 seconds.
I saw Mr. Gruber's MSNBC interview and all I can say is, Filed under Assmaggots.
At least this time we aren't stupid American voters. After a first video of Obamacare architect Jonathan Gruber, talking about the bill being vague to fool stupid American Voters. And a second video outed last night by Megyn Kelly, below is video #3. This one from a speech at the University of Rhode Island in November 2012. This time he talks about then Senator, now Secretary of State John Kerry helping him take advantage of the economically unsophisticated American voter.
Which is why a Jury of American voters would probably send him to the gallows if they ever knew the truth. That the SUPPORTERS of Obamacare were intentionally misled, sold a bill of goods. That would neither help them nor anyone else.
Because the truth is that even though Mr. Gruber claims that if you get hit by a car you can go bankrupt, well no you can sue the driver. But even after Obamacare, even after you pay more, even after your subsidy, even after yout Obamacare plan pays you can still be bankrupt.
And the "evil insurance companies" still get theirs while you get the shaft.
So very clever.
As if filing bankruptcy and letting the provider claim the loss was a "worse" system.
Yes it was worse, because the healthcare system that sucked uop 18 percent of the economy will get just what they demanded from Obama to drop their opposition to Obamacare. Now they will get even more than 18% of the GDP and will get to keep more of that 18%. Obama sold you out to the healthcare industry and lied to YOU, telling you you would benefit when the only benefit was to the industry his wife Michelle worked in.
October 05, 2014
It Was A Mistake When Obama Said 'Make No Mistake"
I really think it's gotten to the point where Obama can say anything he wants and nobody really believes him anymore.
Former White House Senior Adviser David Axelrod said on Sunday it was a mistake for President Barack Obama to say that his policies are on the ballot this fall.
Appearing on NBC's "Meet the Press," Axelrod said that if he were still an Obama adviser he would not have included the line in the president's speech last week in which Obama said: "I'm not on the ballot this fall... but make no mistake, these policies are on the ballot -- every single one of them."
"It was a mistake," Axelrod said. (Source)
September 30, 2014
Oh No We Didn't Underestimate The threat
Or why James Clapper should be fired!
ISW has predicted the rise of the Islamic State since 2012. Read our forecasts here.(pdf)
The Institute for the Study of War (ISW) provides accurate geostrategic forecasts and advanced warning of growing threats. ISW analysts have accurately forecasted the political fragmentation of Iraq and the return of al Qaeda in Iraq (AQI), now the Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham (ISIS), since 2011. ISW analysts have correctly predicted the origins, pathways, methods, and aims of ISIS’s return.
ISW conducts strategic forecasting as a core intellectual contribution to foreign policy. ISW’s leaders believe that strategic surprise can be averted by monitoring the trajectories of complex problems over time, even from unclassified information. Over the last 18 months, ISW has published a number of forecasts that anticipated the resurgence of AQI, the devolution of the Iraqi Security Forces, and the emergence of the ISIS campaign to control territory inside Iraq and Syria. This document is a compilation of forecasts made by ISW’s analysts that have come true. Strategic forecasting does not presume that complex situations will always unfold as predicted. ISW strives to apply concrete knowledge of the present in order to deliver insight about the future. ISW hopes that this policy makers can use these insights in order to take a proactive rather than a reactive posture to emerging crisis situations and prevent their escalation.Except that the guy doing the firing was also the one who directed him to say a lot of stupid stuff. I mean canning Clapper without Canning his boss is just, you know, pissing into the wind.
Or the President could just read Jawa Report.
A Google search for the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, starting in Jan 2012 and ending in December 2013 yields over 10 pages of results.
One Less Website for the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria: rawabit.tv December 26, 2013.
Islamic State of Iraq and Syria Murder Boy 14 For Insulting Prophet Jun 11, 2013
What Do You Mean America Not Helping in Syria? Jul 29, 2013
Shocking News! AQI Claims Syrian Jihadi Front al-Nusra Apr 9, 2013
The Jawa Report: Shocking News! al-Qaeda Active in Syria Jul 26, 2012
Ansar al-Sunnah Leader Arrested Crossing Into Syria March 17, 2012
When Syria Ends, Europe is Going to Get Bloody (bumped) Nov 12, 2013
Hat Tip: Switched.
September 12, 2014
POTUS & FLOTUS: Heh, Let's Honor 9/11 Victims By Partnering With KaBOOM! On This Day Of Service
Rev God Damn America Wright, what say you?
Seriously, no words.
September 11, 2014
Caption This: Horns Of Beelzebub
This explains the flies...
September 10, 2014
Video: A Message to President Obama from a former Muslim
Jawa Report has taken a stand for a long time, now is the time for the Obama administration to stand up against radical Islam.
Name your enemy Obama. No more "overseas contingency operations" or work place violence.
Our enemy is radical Islam..
August 21, 2014
Caption This: Obama "Heartbroken" Over James Foley's Beheading
A mourning Obama said he was just "heartbroken" over the gruesome death of James Foley. So heartbroken, you can see it in his face in this photograph taken minutes after he spoke those words:
In the same speech, Obama lectured the ISIS about religion.
August 05, 2014
Dear President Obama
Is the birthday party over yet? Because, well I hate to bother you with this but....
The following video is as of yet un-sourced. If anyone can source the location and original date please do.
It appears to be the aftermath of a city retaken from ISIS by Kurdish and Iraqi forces. the claim is that ISIS had massacred everyone they found alive in the city when they took it.
I'll take the woman above at her word.
Basically Mr. Obama, you're breaking America's heart. That you were so stubborn in your position as to let this happen. But that's a little thing compared to what the Iraqis are suffering through.
July 18, 2014
Obama: Pot, Kettle, Black
Obama exposes his blatant hypocrisy:
Obama said the rebels' sophisticated weaponry and training needed to shoot down aircraft "is coming from Russia" and said the United States could ratchet up sanctions on Russia if it continues to support the rebels.
You mean the way your administration was arming ISIS allies in Syria?
And more hypocrisy:
Our immediate focus will be on recovering those who were lost, investigating exactly what happened and putting forward the facts. And I want to point out there will likely be misinformation as well. I think it's very important for folks to sift through what is factually based and what is simply speculation.
You mean like blaming Benghazi attacks on a Youtube video?
June 25, 2014
Gotta Love the Poles
Poland’s Foreign Minister Radek Sikorski did not mince words when going into detail over his view of the Obama administration and its impact upon American foreign relations with other nations who once considered themselves staunch allies of the United States. Now, after nearly six years of Barack Obama, those former allies view relations with the U.S. as “worthless”.“You know that the Polish-US alliance isn’t worth anything.”
“It is downright harmful, because it creates a false sense of security … Complete bullshit. We’ll get in conflict with the Germans, Russians and we’ll think that everything is super, because we gave the Americans a blow job. Losers. Complete losers.”Obama's doing a heckuva job in our relations with the leaders in Eastern European freedom there, no?
June 18, 2014
Breaking! Obama Sucks at Presidency
e percentage of Americans approving of President Barack Obama’s handling of foreign policy issues has dropped to the lowest level of his presidency as he faces multiple overseas challenges, including in Iraq, according to a new NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll.Well what did you expect, that an Illinois politician would run the country better than they ran their own FUBAR state?
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Additionally, the public is evenly split on whether Obama is a competent manager of the federal bureaucracy. And a majority of respondents – 54 percent – believe the term-limited president is no longer able to lead the country.
Say what you want about Cheney, he is at the very least super intelligent and very effective at his job.
Meanwhile Eric at Media Matters doubles down on his denail, snorts a big old line and continues to point his finger at Fox News. As if, "Look Squirrel!" will bring Ambassador Stevens back to life and save the Holy One's presidency.
Update: New Libyan Government that Obama helped install condemns US for capturing terrorist who murdered out Ambassador.
So hows that Gaddafi is dead thing working out for you Mr. President?
June 13, 2014
IRS: Computer Crash Deleted Lois Lerner's Emails
The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) claimed Friday that it cannot produce Lois Lerner’s emails to and from the White House and other administration departments due to a supposed computer crash.
The IRS previously agreed to hand over all of the ex-IRS official’s emails from 2009 to 2011 to the House Ways and Means Committee, chaired by Rep. Dave Camp. But the IRS claimed Friday that it has Lerner’s emails to and from other IRS officials but it cannot produce emails to and from the Treasury and Justice Departments, the Federal Election Commission, or Democratic offices.
I'm sure the White House can provide the emails from their end, right?
June 10, 2014
Just Effing Wonderful News: Islamic State of Iraq and Levant Captures US Armored Humvees Given to Iraq
Wonderful! Just effing wonderful!
Al Maliki American vehicles .... pic.twitter.com/MZs6axwWeJ— رهج السنابك (@omar00army) June 10, 2014
When Obama winded down that unjust Iraq war, he sure did a heckuva job.
June 09, 2014
Obama: MY Government
President Obama, a Constitutional scholar, seems to have forgotten the first few words of the Constitution of the United States: "We the people..."
In justifying his illegal prison swap, Obama insisted that his government was unanimous in agreeing to the exchange:
It's not your government, Mr. Obama. It is our government. That's why we elect representatives to make certain our voices are also counted.
When will this madness end?
June 05, 2014
Speculation: Bergdahl Thought He, Not Obama, Was Messiah Who Could Talk the Taliban Into Being Nice
So, does this mean that he was merely AWOL and not a deserter? The key difference being that someone who is AWOL plans to come back. AllahP has a pretty lengthy piece cobbling together a plausible counter narrative to the "Bergdahl was a traitor who joined the Taliban" and the "Bergdahl was a naive idiot trying to walk to India" narrative.
Unfortunately, this one doesn't paint Bergdahl in much better light. This one claims Bergdahl had a messiah complex and thought that his singular awesomeness would be enough to talk the Taliban into ... get this ... a negotiated truce.
Which makes him sound even more insane. Also, it makes him sound exactly like our Commander in Chief:
That’s the kook theory in a nutshell. Bergdahl may well have been disgusted with the U.S. and its mission and left to seek out the Taliban — not to “actively collaborate” with them, though, but to fulfill some odd fantasy that he was going to negotiate the end of the war. Remember, there are reports that he tried to escape from the Taliban at least twice. None of that would absolve him from the charge of desertion but it would challenge the suspicion, raised by former squad mates Evan Buetow and Justin Gerleve, that he was helping the Taliban improve the precision of their attacks on U.S. convoys.Plausible? About as plausible as any of the other scenarios.
And yet, if true, the fact that we would call Bergdahl a kook for thinking in the precise manner as Barack Obama and the entire State Department says a lot about our current state of political affairs.
Let me just also note that I'm not particularly invested in this or any other theories as to why Bergdahl left his post. I'm just throwing it out there as one of a number of plausible theories. Take a look at AllahP's post, apparently a number of news agencies have tried to track down the letter Bergdahl has been alleged to have left behind when he deserted and can't find it.
Even more speculation by Howie: If wonder if there are boobies below the fold?
June 04, 2014
Report: al Qaeda Totally on the Run, 50% More Jihadis This Year than 3 Years Ago
So, if Obama's policies to defeat al Qaeda are working so much better than George W. Bush's, then why are there way more al Qaeda today then when George W. Bush was in office?
This isn't rocket science. When you have a mixture of policies meant to decrease something, and instead it radically increases ... then you know you're doing something wrong. Something very, very wrong:
The threat to the U.S. from global jihadist groups has escalated in the past three years, with the number of groups increasing by more than 50% and the estimated number of militants doubling, according to a report to be released on Thursday.Obama: Let's give this guy another Nobel Peace Prize.
The report by the Rand Corp. think tank, which used public data to take a kind of global census of al Qaeda and related groups, will say the civil war in Syria has been the largest driver of the growth of jihadist activity. Syria is the location that has seen the greatest growth in number of groups and numbers of militants, which now make up more than half of the number of al Qaeda-sympathizing jihadists world-wide.
May 31, 2014
Obama will, no doubt, miss his top liar from his Administration.
May 30, 2014
Jay Carney Resigns
Its been expected that Obama's little mouthpiece would resign for a while now.
Today his resignation was announced right on the heals of the resignation of Veteran's Affairs Secretary Shinseki.
So I guess the only question now is, is there anyone left alive stupid enough to take the job?
Live video: President Obama announces that spokesman Jay Carney will be replaced by Josh Earnest - @cspan— Laura Walker (@LauraWalkerKC) May 30, 2014
Never underestimate the power of and ambition of The Stupid MOFO next to you.
Obama: "This Is My Administration; I Always Take Responsibility"
He then went on to blame Bush.
The exact quote:
"In terms of responsibility, as I've said before, this is my administration; I always take responsibility for whatever happens, and this is an area that I have a particular concern with. This predates my presidency."
Obama makes teh funneh!
May 26, 2014
Smartest White House Ever Accidentally Outs CIA Chief in Kabul
Man, these guys working for President Obama are so super smart. Part of the highly educated technocratic elite. Way more smarter than that the last batch of political hacks who worked for President Chimpy McHalliburton:
The CIA’s top officer in Kabul was exposed Saturday by the White House when his name was inadvertently included on a list provided to news organizations of senior U.S. officials participating in President Obama’s surprise visit with U.S. troops.So, what's the big deal?
The White House recognized the mistake and quickly issued a revised list that did not include the individual, who had been identified on the initial release as the “Chief of Station” in Kabul, a designation used by the CIA for its highest-ranking spy in a country.
The identities of at least three CIA station chiefs in Pakistan have been exposed in recent years. In one case, a CIA officer became a target of death threats after his cover was blown, forcing the agency to rush him out of the country.Aren't you glad our government is in such wise hands?
Heads should roll, but they won't. And then when Congress investigates for lack of White House action we'll be told this is old news and a distraction from important stuff, like amnesty for millions of illegal aliens.
May 15, 2014
IRS DC Office Directed Targeting of Conservative Groups
Judicial Watch today released a new batch of Internal Revenue Service (IRS) documents revealing that its handling of Tea Party applications was directed out of the agency’s headquarters in Washington, DC. The documents also show extensive pressure on the IRS by Senator Carl Levin (D-MI) to shut down conservative-leaning tax-exempt organizations. The IRS’ emails by Lois Lerner detail her misleading explanations to investigators about the targeting of Tea Party organizations.The Obama administration, the most transparent BS lie pushing administration ever. And I'm including Slick Willie so that's saying something.
The documents came in response to an October 2013 Judicial Watch Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) lawsuit filed after the agency refused to respond to four FOIA requests dating back to May 2013 (Judicial Watch, Inc. v. Internal Revenue Service (No. 1:13-cv-01559)).
One key email string from July 2012 confirms that IRS Tea Party scrutiny was directed from Washington, DC. On July 6, 2010, Holly Paz (the former Director of the IRS Rulings and Agreements Division and current Manager of Exempt Organizations Guidance) asks IRS lawyer Steven Grodnitzky “to let Cindy and Sharon know how we have been handling Tea Party applications in the last few months.” Cindy Thomas is the former director of the IRS Exempt Organizations office in Cincinnati and Sharon Camarillo was a Senior Manager in their Los Angeles office. Grodnitzky, a top lawyer in the Exempt Organization Technical unit (EOT) in Washington, DC, responds:
May 07, 2014
After 3 Weeks, FLOTUS Takes Action To Help Save Kidnapped School Girls
I photoshopped the sign to make it more accurate:
April 29, 2014
Bombshell: Emails Prove Obama Administration Orchestrated Benghazi Attack Lies
I'm literally speechless. Not because I didn't believe this already, just that the Administration would be so stupid as to put this in writing. Consider it a smoking gun. It's a press release, which I guess means I can quote it at length:
Judicial Watch announced today that on April 18, 2014, it obtained 41 new Benghazi-related State Department documents. They include a newly declassified email showing then-White House Deputy Strategic Communications Adviser Ben Rhodes and other Obama administration public relations officials attempting to orchestrate a campaign to “reinforce” President Obama and to portray the Benghazi consulate terrorist attack as being “rooted in an Internet video, and not a failure of policy.” Other documents show that State Department officials initially described the incident as an “attack” a possible kidnap attempt....In other words: lie to the public about the video so that they will be distracted from the Administration's failure.
The Rhodes email was sent on sent on Friday, September 14, 2012, at 8:09 p.m. with the subject line: “RE: PREP CALL with Susan, Saturday at 4:00 pm ET.” The documents show that the “prep” was for Amb. Rice’s Sunday news show appearances to discuss the Benghazi attack.
The document lists as a “Goal”: “To underscore that these protests are rooted in and [sic] Internet video, and not a broader failure or policy.”...
In the days following the Knopf email, Rice appeared on ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox News and CNN still claiming the assaults occurred “spontaneously” in response to the “hateful video.”
April 23, 2014
April 10, 2014
Pessimism Reaches New Lows As Analyst Predicts a Nuclear Saudi Arabia and an Empowered and More Dangerous al Qaeda
The House Committee on Foreign Affairs had a subcommittee meeting a couple of days ago which asked the question, "Is al-Qaeda Winning? Grading the Administration's Counterterrorism Policy?" There were five people giving testimony, all of whom seemed to agree that al Qaeda was not on the run despite the "core" in Pakistan losing some ground and who's assessments ranged from the administration is doing what it can to counter the threat but we shouldn't let our guard down to god of the sweet meteor of relief, we pray that you will send end it all before it's too late:
All conditions are set for a series of significant terrorist attacks against the US and its allies over the next few years. But that's not the worst news. Conditions are also set for state collapse in Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Yemen, and possibly Jordan. Saudi Arabia, facing a complex succession soon, is likely to acquire nuclear weapons shortly, if it has not already done so. Turkey and Egypt confront major crises. Almost all of Northern and Equatorial Africa is violent, unstable, and facing a growing al Qaeda threat. And Vladimir Putin's assault on Ukraine is likely to empower al Qaeda-aligned jihadists in Crimea and in Russia itself. That eventuality is, of course, less worrisome than the prospect of conventional and partisan war on the European continent, likely threatening NATO allies. The international order and global stability are collapsing in a way we have not seen since the 1930s. There is little prospect of this trend reversing of its own accord, and managing it will require massive efforts by the US and its allies over a generation or more.And on that cheerful note ... HOPENCHANGE!
H/T: Weekly Standard
April 09, 2014
Obama hasn't grieved since Michelle decided to stay home for one of her monthly vacations.
April 03, 2014
Obama So 'Heartbroken' By Fort Hood Shooting He Heads To DNC Fundraiser
Because nothing gets your mind off heartbreak like raising money so you can stay in power...
(Hat Tip: IHateTheMedia)
March 16, 2014
Whatta Tell O Obamma!
March 07, 2014
R-S-P-E-C-T, Find Out What It Means To Me!
Obama misspells "respect" during tribute to Aretha Franklin:
All he had to do was quote the song. But something tells me President Clueless doesn't know the song.
March 05, 2014
Is it Better to be Loved or Feared?
Obama thought the right answer was loved. Apparently, Putin didn't get the memo.
February 17, 2014
Obama Celebrates Presidents Day the Only Way He Knows How
Barack Obama celebrates President's Day by honoring his favorite one. pic.twitter.com/YueZb0hF3p— Matt (@Matthops82) February 17, 2014
February 14, 2014
Stuff Bush Didn't Do
A list of things the media would have been up in arms against had Bush done them, but which are no big deal when Obama does them.
Obama ❤s Political Thriller About Greed, Corruption, & Abuse Of Power
Its a story with which he can identify:
Tomorrow: @HouseOfCards. No spoilers, please.— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) February 13, 2014
February 13, 2014
America's Relationship w/ Obama Explained by 4 Candy Hearts
Also: Obama is Cartman!