February 04, 2010

It has been reported that a 15-year-old South African girl became pregnant after performing oral sex on her new boyfriend and having his sperm migrate from her stomach to her reproductive organs. Despite sounding like the plot line for a triple-X movie, the report is presented as believable.

Doctors wrote a case report which claimed that after the girl licked the spigot, she was stabbed with a knife which punctured her stomach allowing the sperm to swim out and into the peritoneal cavity. From there, the sperm meandered around and ultimately found and penetrated the girl's reproductive parts. Once inside, the sperm sought out and fertilized an egg.

Helluva story but I'm skeptical. It sounds like a conspiracy of circumstances. (More ....)

January 22, 2010

Somehow or another I'm supposed to be offended that Scott Brown's wife appears to be smokin' hot and in a bikini in this 1980s video.

I am offended. But not by the bikini. The bikini just sends tingles up my pants leg.

No, I'm offended by the music. What is that sh*t?

Anyway, thanks to Treacher. Little Miss Attila has more commentary.

January 14, 2010

She's hot. She's from Israel. Yes, she's a J-O-O. Bar Refaeli in lingerie.

Despite several layers of Reynolds Wrap, the J-E-W-S have finally taken over my brainwaves.

December 12, 2009

Update by Howie: OK who published this test draft? I smell a sock around here.

December 09, 2009

Nice...

Via Breitbart

December 07, 2009

Perfect cartoon by Chris Muir in regards to GLSEN and Obama's "Safe School Czar" Kevin Jennings

Related:

Good News: Obama "Safe Schools" Czar Recommends Child Porn to Kids

November 20, 2009

Important, important stuff over at HuffPo. And yes, that's the actual headline.

Megan is actually wearing a leotard, as the html in the Huffpo link suggests. Which explains the, um, crotch snap. And that HuffPo knew it was a leotard, but changed the title to panties.

The online publication of record, I believe. A Washington Post or New York Times for the new millennium.

Even funnier? The pics are outtakes from a photoshoot for The New York Times Magazine.

The Jawa Report, though? We're just a silly blog. We put up the photos for purely prurient reasons. The New York Times and Huffpo have something more noble in mind, I'm sure. Like dispelling the myth that Megan is a slut by taking really really slutty (and hot!) pics of her. Google bait never entered the minds of their editorial staff. They're above that sort of thing.

Actually, I'm putting the photos up for Howie. We're worried about him in the Sandcrawler. Ever since his last break up the gays have been trying to recruit him. Megan Fox is like kryptonite to the gay. It's why you never see Megan Fox crotch shots over at Revolution Muslim.

Kinda not safe for work images below.

Megan-Fox.Net has more pics.

November 04, 2009

Although Democrats in Congress have enough party votes to pass health care reform, agreement on funding for abortions has been an elusive sticking point. Most Democrats appear to favor abortions being included in the reform package but a vocal minority demands that abortions be excluded.

Congressman Bart Stupak (D-MI) is spearheading the anti-abortion Democrats, a group of 40 who can block any bill from achieving 218 votes needed for a majority. As long as the Democrats continue to wrangle over the abortion issue, health care reform legislation is stalled. Notably, if the legislation is stalled very much longer, Congress will have to put the issue on the legislative schedule for 2010.

Interestingly, while Congress hashes out whether taxpayers should fund abortions, news has surfaced that a commercial company has started marketing cosmetics made out of cells from aborted fetuses.

Therefore, by just connecting dots, it's not inconceivable for taxpayer-funded abortions to become the source of fetuses for use as raw materials in the making of retail products. All the legislative doors seem to be prepped for opening.

Let's hope my analysis is wrong. The idea of having fetuses become the equivalent of farm products is disturbing.

October 15, 2009

By self-described abortion addict Irene Vilar, a freshly-published memoir called "Impossible Motherhood" details her 15 abortions in 17 years. Notably, the manuscript for "Impossible Motherhood" was rejected 51 times before being accepted for publication.

Vilar claims that abortion for her was like experiencing drug addiction or anorexia and it all started at 16 when she married a 50-year-old literature professor who didn't want children. She rebelled by "forgetting" to take her birth control pills.

One doctor suggests Vilar needs psychiatric help.

Interestingly, Vilar's actions and her book have raised the ire of both pro-abortion and anti-abortion advocates, people who rarely agree on anything. (More ....)

October 14, 2009

In response to Glenn Reynold's pimping of this Manolith article on the 12 hottest geek girls, may I present the only exhibit in our case for Olivia Munn? Consider this both our opening and closing argument.

Case closed, people. Case closed.

Do strippers have a 2nd Amendment right to wear high heels? Stripper pleads guilty to stilleto stabbing:

Chetania Davis was pissed that her club hired another dancer to work at Akron establishment, so on April 14, 2009, while they were in the dressing room, she took off her stiletto and stabbed the 52-year-old woman in the face several times.

Um, remind me never to go to a strip club if I'm ever in Akron.

[Yet another chance to repost that image of Yasmin Fastok, Omar Bakri Mohammad's stripper daughter.]

September 24, 2009

Here's the video showing former Miss California Carrie Prejean in a pretty hot outfit at ComiCon. The magic happens 1:17 seconds in. Carrie would be "Black Spider Girl".

Is it hot? Not Carrie Prejean in a metal Princess Leia bikini hot ... but still hot. Is it geeky? Definitely. So, instant link!

I'm not sure why the idiots at TMZ think this isn't "biblically correct". They obviously haven't read Song of Solomon lately:

Your stature is like that of the palm, and your breasts like clusters of fruit.

I said, "I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit."

May your breasts be like the clusters of the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples, and your mouth like the best wine.

September 16, 2009

Paul over at OTB notes that in a new Rolling Stone interview, Megan Fox claims that "men are scared of vaginas."

Yes, Megan, I fear your vagina.

Wait, did I say fear?

I think Treacher sent me an email about his earlier post, but then I got distracted. By something. Or another. I don't know what.

Click the Boob Czar for more information about the Boob Czar.

August 31, 2009

Poor guy. I hope either the wife or the mistress was hot.

Assuming this isn't a put on, doesn't the wife run the risk of the husband cheating on her again? I mean, if the girl on the side was really really really hot, wouldn't it be worth it?

July 30, 2009

Finally: I get some stimulation out of the stimulus.

Best idea, evah?

Extent of supply: 1 Water soluble bikini in a very nice gift box. It seems to be a normal trunks, but after 3 minutes contact with water it will fall to pieces! Note: The sizes 34 and 36 are string tangas. All other sizes are in usual editions. GET NAKED!

Maybe Jennifer can get one for Angelina and then ring up the papparazi as revenge for that whole Brad thang. I'd be happy. Win-win-win situation.

Thanks to AllahP's Twitter thingy and Howie.

July 23, 2009

Rob Port: always on top of the most important headlines of the day.

The gist of it being that the guy was fired because his wife, Jazella Moore (pictured right), is a MILF pornstar. No really. Apparently she has starred in a number of MILF related videos, including "MILF Mania 3".

The city fathers of Fort Myers Beach, for their part, said he wasn't fired because of his wife's activities. No, he was fired because of all the hullabaloo that his wife's porn career was causing.

Too much distraction from the public outcry and what not. The distraction being caused by porn.

So, are MILF porn stars a protected class? And if so, does town manager Scott Janke have grounds for a lawsuit here?

Thanks to Rob once again for giving me the motivation to "research" the issue.

July 19, 2009

Both Sweden and India have announced plans to require registration of the names and identification numbers of all women who have had an abortion. Data collected are reportedly to be used to develop improvements in government health programs.

In unrelated news from Sweden, police were pulled to Willy's by a serial masturbator on a bicycle. Sexual molestation charges are being contemplated.

July 09, 2009

(Newcastle, England) For the first time, human sperm has been created in a laboratory. It's being called a major scientific breakthrough.

Researchers at the Northeast England Stem Cell Institute, who made the breakthrough using cells from an embryo, said that with some minor changes, the sperm could theoretically fertilise an egg to create a child.

June 01, 2009

(Nottingham, England) A mother known as Rachel is fighting to keep her daughter after a court ruled that she was not "clever enough" to look after the child.

The woman, who for legal reasons can be identified only by her first name, Rachel, has been told by a family court that her daughter will be placed with adoptive parents within the next three months, and she will then be barred from further contact.

The adoption is going ahead despite the declaration by a psychiatrist that Rachel, 24, has no learning difficulties and “good literacy and numeracy and [that] her general intellectual abilities appear to be within the normal range”.

Her daughter, K, was born prematurely and officials felt Rachel lacked the intelligence to cope with her complex medical needs Baby K was released from hospital into care and is currently with a foster family. Her health has now improved to the point where she needs little or no day-to-day medical care.

I suggest that the ruling sets an unreasonable and dangerous precedent -- minimum intelligence requirements for parenting subjectively established by the government. Arguably, the practice is a gateway toward forced sterilization of low-IQ individuals.

May 29, 2009

Prop. 8 protester photos up at Zombie. Are all protesters nuts, or just ones in San Francisco?

May 28, 2009

Here's an odd story. It's sort of an instance of waffling homosexuality. In a nutshell, a homosexual woman had a sex change to become a homosexual male. Let that sink in.

Frankly, I can barely understand the biological slicing and dicing, called a phalloplasty, to go from woman to man but how that would change a person's sexual orientation is a mystery.

The story starts with Katherine Dalton (pic below the fold, probably NSFW), a gorgeous blonde model who from an early age was attracted to girls. She believed she was a man trapped in a woman's hot babe-alicious body. As a result, she decided to consult a psychotherapist who referred her to a gender expert. The expert said she was a transsexual who should go through the arduous path to becoming a man. She changed her name to Adrian and started taking testosterone.

In 2005, Adrian had her/his supple and presumably perky 32C breasts removed. In 2007, Adrian had a hysterectomy. Six weeks ago, Adrian went to Belgium for an eight-hour phalloplasty where arm and thigh skin is removed and configured to form a facsimile of male genitalia.

It could be contended that everything occurring to Dalton thus far makes sense with the glaring exception that he/she became a gay male. It appears that sexual orientation can be changed via the scalpel which has to be disturbing to those individuals who contend that homosexuality is genetic. Uh, or maybe it proves that homosexuality is genetic -- hell, I don't know. (More)

Model Katherine Dalton

May 22, 2009

Kinda rolls off the tongue, eh?

(Dallas, Texas) Local mom Mia Washington noticed remarkable differences between her 11-month-old twin sons so she decided to have their paternity examined. She was shocked to learn that the boys had different fathers.

In a rare phenomenon called "hetero-paternal super fecundation," the mother conceived by hosting biological messengers from two different baby butter sources.

May 14, 2009

(Stockholm, Sweden) The National Board of Health and Welfare has ruled that abortions performed solely on the basis of gender are legal up to the 18th week of pregnancy.

It's getting to the point where no reason for an abortion will be required. Pretty sad, I think.

May 13, 2009

Isn't a relationship expert an oxymoron?

May 11, 2009

Click the mostly naked pic of Miss Rhode Island Alysha Castonguay as seen in Maxim magazine for the full story.

Male Jawa will readers will probably need 3 minutes before clicking.

Compare that with the "scandalous" picture of Miss California:

Update by Howie: Oh my, new Carrie Prejean topless pics emerge at TMZ. Curse those little star thingys

May 05, 2009

This clip has everything. And by everything, I mean everything.

Nudity? Check.

Arabic subtitles? Check.

Hasselhoff? Check.

Hasselhoff singing in German? Check.

Hasselhoff singing in German while hot chick is seen nude and subtitled in Arabic? Check.

Pinch me, I think I must be dreaming.

You know, you think you've seen Eurotrip once and that would be more then enough for a lifetime. And then you see it subtitled in Arabic and, well, it's like seeing it all over again. Call me when it's out in Urdu.

It makes one wonder what all those satellite TVs in Saudi Arabia are pointed at --- and you know what? It gives me hope.

Warning: Kinda silly yet still NSFW video below.

April 27, 2009

Is this what post-invasion Iraq is destined to look like?

You're welcome.

First the catfight, then world peace.

Mild NSFW warning. No nudity, but .... catfight.

Meow.

Are you ready to swing, baby? The Egyptian sex-tour industry just got a thumbs up from the most unlikely of places: one of Sunni Islam's most respected clerics:

Egypt's Grand Mufti Ali Gomaa announced that "travelers marriages,” known as nikah mesyar in Arabic, are legitimate unless banned by the state....

Some traits of the mesyar marriage are reminiscent of the nikah mutah ["temporary marriage"], practiced by Shiite Muslims. The differences are that the mutah is based on a contract with a fixed date of expiry and it does not require witnesses while a mesyar is open-ended and requires two witnesses to be present.

Even if one doesn't support some kind of contractual relationship between two consenting adults which legitimizes what would otherwise be an illegitimate relationship, they are still two consenting adults. When two adults consent, the state has no legitimate claim to intervene.

April 21, 2009

I guess the Hamas leadership -- located in Damascus and not in Gaza -- has to do something with their loads of money, free time, and multiple mistresses:

Maid's costumes, musicial negligee and remote-controlled underpants: You'd be surprised what you can find in a Damascus market. Syrian underwear is now so famous that it is exported throughout the Middle East -- and Palestinian women, reportedly, have the wildest taste....

"Most of them are religious and wear veils and long coats," says Abu Adnan, who sells lingerie a few stores further along. It's a tradition that a Syrian bride brings a whole suitcase full of underwear when she gets married, he explains, adding that the new popularity of sexy underwear has a practical application.

"The mothers believe their son-in-law will be less interested in other women if his wife surprises him with more and more new gimmicks at home," he says. In a culture where there is always the danger that the man may find a second or third wife for himself, wives want to make sure their husband stays loyal to them, Abu Adnan speculates. Families spend up to $1,000 on the clothes. "There should be at least 30 sets, if the parents of the bride don't want to be seen as stingy."

I say kind of because, superficially speaking -- put on the vibrating undies under that veil and make me a sammich!

Plus, never pass up an opportunity to rerun that pic of terror supporting cleric Omar Bakri Mohammad's stripper daughter, Yasmin Fastok.

April 16, 2009

So, on one level I'm pretty disappointed in Mel Gibson. I mean, here's a guy who was supposed to be bringing back a certain kind of morality and deep seated reflective faith to Hollywood.

On this level -- where I admire him for bucking the Hollywood trend -- I haven't been this disappointed in Gibson since he let loose some vile antisemitic remarks.

But on another, more superficial level. Well. Dude!

I mean, Oksana Pochepa.

Like, dude!

I guess if you're going to totally wreck a family and a nation's image of you, you could do worse.

I'ts been a long time since I was tempted to do a post like this. But, dude.

Probably not safe for work images below of Oksana Pochepa.

April 06, 2009

Or, why Rusty is moving to Australia. The good news is in the headdline:

40 per cent of Australian women wear a bra with a cup size DD or bigger

Experts blame the cleavage boost on obesity, contraceptive pills and artificial hormones.

And so it is, never end a post on a downer:

The company's fitting specialist, Victoria Jubb, said obesity contributed significantly to the expanding chest sizes but the number of small-figured women with large breasts was on the increase.

"We're noticing a lot more girls with small backs and bigger bust sizes being fitted," she said.

Eveden's top-selling size is a 10G.

And with that, I'm out of here for the day.

PS-Apologies for the Pam Anderson pic, but it's the first one I found when looking in the archives for cleavage.

April 02, 2009

No, really. Under the proposed law, which passed 141-1 in the lower house of the Texas legislature today, any sex oriented business would be taxed 10% of gross admission receipts. This includes strip clubs, adult video stores, and pretty much anywhere where guys wearing fedora hats and rain coats hang out.

The bill is virtually guaranteed to pass in the upper chamber and become law.

The law replaces the former tax which levied $5 a head tax on people entering strip clubs previously enacted but struck down by a Texas court as unconstitutional.

Is this a sign of governments hard up for cash? Or is it just another state controlled by dogooder busybodies with nothing better to do with their time except fret about the minor vices of men?

I'll come clean: I've never been to a strip club and I don't really plan to. What's the point, really? Bunch of nasty B team chicks that you pay to watch when I have the super-hot Mrs. Shackleford waiting for me at home.*

But these kinds of laws and taxes concern me inasmuch as government agents think that they ought to be meddling in every single minor vice. Just like those who want to raise tobacco taxes, they want to teach you a lesson.

It's funny, the only lesson I've ever learned from government is to be very afraid of it.

[Pic: The daughter of British terror supporting cleric Omar Bakri Mohammad, Yasmin Fastok Bakri Mohammad, a stripper in the UK. It was the only stripper pic I could find. Sue me.]

*I'd break my vow never to go to a strip club if it's Yasmin Bakri Mohammad. Just to mess with papa....

March 06, 2009

Okay, so technically it's nude Sarah Palin (good naked) on moose battling nude Barrack Obama (bad naked) on a unicorn.

UPDATE: Moved below the fold to protect Howie from plucking out his eyes.

But the compare and contrast is with Faithmouse's nude Michelle Obama on pink dolphin with pancakes.

I'll let you click over to RWN for nude Michelle Obama. Is that good or bad naked?

Can't live without the painting? Dan is selling it on eBay.

March 05, 2009

Wow. Just, wow:

Last October, John Wahlberg and two classmates at Central Connecticut State University gave an oral presentation for a communications class taught by Professor Paula Anderson. The assignment was to discuss a “relevant issue in the media,” and the students presented their view that the death toll in the April 2007 Virginia Tech shooting massacre would have been lower if professors and students had been carrying guns.

That night, police called Wahlberg, a 23-year-old senior, and asked him to come to the station. When he arrived, they they read off a list of firearms that were registered in his name and asked where he kept them. Guns are strictly prohibited on the CCSU campus and residence halls, but Wahlberg says he lives 20 miles off-campus and keeps his gun collection locked up in a safe. No further action was taken by police or administrators....

“It is also my responsibility as a teacher to protect the well-being of our students, and the campus community at all times,” she told The Recorder. “As such, when deemed necessary because of any perceived risks, I seek guidance and consultation from the Chair of my Department, the Dean and any relevant University officials.”

I'm also in favor of legalizing prostitution. Quick, someone call the Sheriff and report me as a pimp!

Clearly this communications professor is insane. Thanks to Darth Odieus.

February 19, 2009

An enterprising -- nay, shall we say heroic?-- reader notices the nipple that slipped by the Sports Illustrated censors.

For some odd reason SI is perfectly willing to show the clearly visible nipple behind, say, an almost transparent wet t-shirt or pretty much see through body paint, but the censors fuzz over the model's flawless areolae when they are directly seen.

Except for here when Brooklyn Decker can be seen baring it all. I'm not what the difference is between "see my nipple under this shirt" and "here's my nipple exposed to direct sunlight" and why they draw the line there. Maybe it's contractual?

Or plausible deniability to mom. I'm not a nude model, just a model. Kind of like Hooters waitresses aren't all-the-way strippers.

Anyway, the people have spoken. Let them eat cheesecake. NSFW images and video below the fold. Oh, and apologies in advance to the Cotillion. I'm sure this is going to go over real well with the femisphere.

The magic happens at 9 seconds in. The video is supposedly PG-13, but it's pretty hot so I'd give it an R rating even without the nipple slip.

Small.

Big.

Still tooling around with image shack. Let me know if we kill the bandwidth and the images go down.

UPDATE: I see nipple teasing is all the rage these days.

February 18, 2009

Cassy Fiano reports that an Ohio woman is suing Planned Parenthood, accusing it of not reporting her suspected sex abuse when she was a minor, resulting in her being sexually abused for an additional 1½ years.

February 12, 2009

Lesbian basketball coach harassing straight player for being too hot? Man, I don't even know how to begin to parody this!

February 06, 2009

(Miami, Florida) A 23-weeks-pregnant South Florida woman, Sycloria Williams, went to the A Gyn Diagnostic Center in Hialeah to have an abortion, however, the doctor was late, she went into labor and a baby was delivered.

According to reports, one of the clinic owners, Belkis Gonzalez, cut the umbilical cord, placed the baby in a plastic biohazard bag and then threw the bag in the trash.

As a result, Ms. Williams is suing Haitian-trained Dr. Pierre Jean-Jacque Renelique for malpractice and the Florida Board of Medicine has revoked his license. (story)