February 09, 2012

Barbara Boxer is defending Obamacare's birth control mandate. She claims it costs an average person $600 a year for contraceptives.

I did a little online shopping (I don't usually buy condoms in bulk) and found 1000 condoms for as little as $112.22! You might be able to get an even better deal from a condom warehouse like CondomDepot or DiscountCondomKing, which offers free, discreet shipping.

Do the math. 1000 condoms divided by 365 days - that's 2.7 condoms per day. (That's also under 31¢ per day - cheaper than a cup of coffee!)

Seriously, who needs more than that? Birth control, at a fraction of the cost.

Update: Watcher in comments mentions birth control pills. Walmart's $4 Prescription Program offers generic birth control pills. That's just $48 per year. But that might cost you a pizza night.

October 18, 2011

Yahoo:

....Divorcing wife. Thanks iPhone 4s and Find My Friends.

"I got my wife a new 4s and loaded up find my friends without her knowing. She told me she was at her friends house in the east village. I've had suspicions about her meeting this guy who live uptown. Lo and behold, Find my Friends has her right there.

"I just texted her asking where she was and the dumb b---- said she was on 10th Street!! Thank you Apple, thank you App Store, thank you all. These beautiful treasure trove of screen shots [sic] going to play well when I meet her ... at the lawyer's office in a few weeks.

Was hard to find stupid cab hate meat packing...

It could have been worse I suppose.

August 09, 2011

OKCupid, an online dating service, has a very interesting dating survey. They've compiled compatibility data based on participants' religion.

FYI, 60.2% is considered average in this study. Higher than that is a better match, and lower means less compatibility in a relationship.

The results:

Red indicates mutual dislike and green, mutual like. For brevity, and because that’s where we have by far the most data, all the tables on this page display data for straight men and women only.

The numbers on the perimeter of the table are the weighted average match percentage, a measure of group likability, for each column or row. Here’s what we see:

Jews and Agnostics get along better with people. Jewish men, in particular, have an above average match percentage with every religious group. They even match Muslim women better than Muslim men do, which I find both a hilarious irony and a somewhat sad reflection on the fact that Muslim males don’t seem to be doing very well. The data also cast an interesting light on the Jewish people’s history as a persecuted people: the underlying facts indicate an intrinsic mainstream likability, yet Jews have not been, and in some places still aren’t, “liked.” We’ll investigate a similar dichotomy in the second half of this post when we look at matching by race.

Muslims of both sexes and Hindu men get along worse. Now is a good time to stress that just because a group has low match percentages, even across the board, that does not mean they are bad people. It just means that they’re harder to please. The converse is also true: the above chart is not evidence that Jews or Agnostics are better than the rest of us. Just better liked. In any event, please keep in mind that each individual has designed his own matching criteria, so the poor-matching groups aren’t failing some outsider’s imposed system. Why, for example, Hindu men would match worst with Hindu women is a mystery.

Catholics are more universally liked than Protestants. While neither Christian group has many extremes of like/dislike, Protestant Christians only truly match well with other Christians. Catholics have above average match percentages with Hindus, Jews, and even Agnostics. Looks like Vatican II is working, guys!

Read more.

July 21, 2011

Ooops

LAWTON, Okla.-- Authorities checking on the welfare of a Fort Sill soldier have found a large indoor marijuana growing operation in the man's apartment.

The soldier is identified only as a 27-year-old medic from Texas who worked at Reynolds Army Hospital. He has not been found.[More...]

He also has some splainin as to why he had approximately $70,000 worth of marijuana growing in his apartment.

h/t NorthwestFire

March 24, 2011

This story asks the question, What does Bunga Bunga mean.

The BBC said it was originally thought that Berlusconi picked up the phrase from his friend Moammar Gadhafi. The Libyan leader reportedly hosted parties involving “harems’’ of young women and called the bashes bunga bunga.

Any questions?

March 15, 2011

We've already won. Al Qaeda, the Salafi jihadis, and the Islamists just don't know it yet. This isn't evidence, it's proof.

As seen at Big Peace.

QED people. QED.

RELATED: Hot Muslim chick Tehmeena Afzal shows it all for Allah's sake.

March 08, 2011

Okay, the whole undermining America's foreign policy from within I get. That's just kind of par for the course. And I always figured Kennedy for the type that despite getting it often and for free from naive young ideologues, that he also paid for it from time to time a la Charlie Sheen.

But Ted Kennedy actually tried to rent out an entire whorehouse? Bwahahahahahaha!!

WHY AM I ONLY HEARING ABOUT THIS NOW? YOU'RE ALL FIRED!

February 23, 2011

Totally clueless. Sheesh

Here's the video:

h/t The Blaze

February 01, 2011

Qatar's, as in state owned, Al Jazeera must be proud of freedom of the press.

Oh wait...

December 17, 2010

OH and while I'm thinking of it, if ur on FB, share some Jesus Joy with the Akhi. Cause you know Jihadis love Jesus(pbuh) and Twisted Sister......I think so anyway...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmEfFlbqbbY

December 02, 2010

Telegraph

WikiLeaks: Kuwait wanted Gitmo detainees to be 'killed in combat'

The Kuwaiti government privately urged the Americans to return Guantánamo detainees to Afghanistan so they could be “killed in combat”.

A leaked diplomatic cable discloses that the Kuwaiti interior minister resisted US pressure for the country to establish a “rehabilitation centre” for terror suspects, saying that they were “rotten” and “the best thing to do is get rid of them”.

The hardline view emerged in a private meeting between US and Kuwaiti officials in February 2009.

During the meeting, the US ambassador suggested that Kuwait follow Saudi Arabia’s example and attempt to rehabilitate terrorist suspects.

October 01, 2010

A new formula from Rodial Body Care Products promises to increase bust sizes by one-half cup.

The product is being dubbed "Boob Job in a Bottle."

According to the manufacturer:

Boob job works with your natural fat cells. As the fat cells move around the body after eating, boob job "blocks" the fat into the area where the product has been applied, so the bust and décolleté areas. You will see a gradual increase in cup size within 56 days as well as gaining an instant lifting and firming effect. Increase in cup size by 8.4%.

Rodial boob job is based on a natural phytosterol, derived from an Asian root that has no hormonal activity which works on the skin and the layer of fat beneath and is 100% paraben free.

To be honest, the subject matter interests me but I'm skeptical of the claims. However, despite my skepticism and the strident criticism of some medical experts, celebrities (pics) are devoted to the Boob Job treatment.

For example, actress Scarlett Johansson (right) regularly undergoes the Boob Job treatment and has endorsed the product. As can be seen, results are remarkable. On a different note, I am curious about whether she applies the Boob Job gel herself or if she has the luckiest assistant in the whole world working for her.

Recommended application of Boob Job is twice daily for 56 days and twice a week afterward for maintenance. The price is £125 (approx. $200) for 100ml.

If any Jawa readers try this stuff, leave a comment and tell us your results.

September 22, 2010

Any one or all three!! Or, let the good Imam Rauf hold one.

All photoshop appreciated, thanks.

Muslim Brotherhood:

Hamas:

Hezbollah:

August 04, 2010

Finally the truth is out about all of Ronin's hot facebook friends. Aaron Mannes calls it the "Fakebook" phenomenon:

[Quoting an Israeli source]"The Hizbullah agent pretended she was an Israeli girl named “Reut Zukerman”, “Reut” succeeded during several weeks to engage more then 200 reserve and active personnel.

The Hizbullah agent gained the trust of soldiers and officers that didn’t hesitate to confirm him as a “friend” once they saw he/she is friends with several of their friends from the same unit. Most of them assumed that “Reut” was just another person who served in that elite intelligence unit....."

The picture attached to “Reut Zukerman” was, of course, an appealing young woman (some tricks are timeless.)

July 07, 2010

(Bhubaneshwar, India) A 36-year-old woman (name withheld) has undergone sexual reassignment surgery, allegedly to avoid a forced marriage.

Furthermore, it's suspected that the woman, an attorney, has a serious case of lovey-dovey touchy-feelies with another female who she reportedly feared would end the relationship and marry a man.

Understandably, the woman never informed her parents of the sex change plans since they wanted to marry her off.

From her hospital bed on Saturday, the female-to-male assignee exclaimed, "I feel free now. No one can force me to marry. It is better to become a man to get rid of sufferings met by women." (more…)

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In a tangentially-related case, an Ohio woman, 31, pretends to be a boy, 14, to mix it up with a girl, 16. Sheesh!

July 05, 2010

Refresher: Good gay is two hot chicks. Bad gay is all the rest. Making good gay a rare commodity outside of Cinemax late at night.

But this? This might very well be good gay.

Add to that the fact that Eilat Anschel is Jewish, an Israeli, and an IDF vet and I'm thinking this post my cause a few Islamists to renounce Allah and get on Yawheh's bandwagon.

Either that, or their heads will explode.

Right Celebrity:

TMZ is reporting that things are heating up between Lindsay Lohan and possible girlfriend Eilat Anschel...

The smoking hot Anschel was born and raised in Israeli, in fact the drop dead gorgeous girl actually did a stint in the Israeli army.

July 03, 2010

Gentlemen, we have finally discovered a surefire method of scoring with chicks way out of our league:

“Namely, the use of good-looking women to lower a man’s defenses…

“These women will elicit from their males what kind of job they have, and determine if they have a security clearance, and then try to develop the relationship further,

Keep this one close, people. At some point too many fresh recruits with Top Secret clearances will raise some eyebrows.

And if you take this one away from me people .... :

"She was wild in bed - a 14 out of ten. She knows positions I had never imagined."

Oh, yes, there will be consequences.

July 02, 2010

The experiment is the first systematic approach to preventing a serious endocrine disruption which leads to ambiguous genitalia. Speculatively, there will be decreased rates of lesbianism and bisexuality.

The treatment targets a specific population of girls.

I suspect the lesbian community is not too thrilled about the research. (more ....)

June 10, 2010

With the ongoing problems in the Gulf of Mexico, the economy, and the events of everyday life going on around us we might have forgotten there is a supreme court justice up for nomination THIS MONTH. This nominee is none other than Elena Kagan. Ms. Kagan has zero bench experience but, President Obama apparently thinks she has what it takes. But, let's dig a little deeper into the subject.

Elena Kagan was a domestic policy advisor for President Bill Clinton in the late nineties. In that time she was feeding data directly to the President of the United States. President Obama, in his speech announcing Elena Kagan as his next nominee for the Supreme Court, said, "...her openness to a broad array of viewpoints..." was a key reason for nominating her. This openness might sound like a good thing but, I for one, am not happy with a 1997 White House memo released by the Clinton library that Elena Kagan wrote which according to Americans United for Life proposes that a ban on human cloning should, "allow the cloning of human embryos for experimentation."

This complete and utter disregard for human life flies in the face of just about every civil liberty man has come to know over the course of its history. Could you imagine a life created, lived, and maintained just to be tested on, prodded, and then destroyed with complete disregard? Elena Kagan advocated cloning for human research and that is very disconcerting.

Contact your Senator today and urge them to question Elena Kagan's nomination and her clone wars as well as ask them to send Ms. Kagan back to the solicitor general's office and not to a lifetime appointment on the US Supreme Court.

May 07, 2010

Attention Revolution Muslime flaggers, it's not nice to mess with the Dark Side.

Related:
Jihad Tube

March 06, 2010

Yeah, I know this is Pechar's thing but she seems pretty hot. And she's a ballet teacher. You do the math.

Do some hot women not understand that they can pretty much get laid any time they want? So, why risk the ire of parents and the law?

As for the 15 year old kid, as a parent I want to agree with the police and call him a victim. But the part of me that was once a 15 year old young man just wants to call him lucky.

Daily Mail:

A ballet teacher allegedly abducted a male pupil and had sex with him during a three-month affair.

Sarah Pirie, 27, who has choreographed stage shows across Britain and has appeared in TV soaps Hollyoaks and Waterloo Road, is accused of taking the boy, aged 15, to hotels where she seduced him.

Yesterday Scots-born Pirie, formerly of St Annes, Lancashire, appeared before magistrates in Blackpool in relation to the claims.

March 04, 2010

Excellent article by American Thinker

The abortion debate may get an interesting twist soon. The Nebraska Legislature is considering a bill to ban abortions performed twenty weeks into a woman's pregnancy. Nebraska has a nonpartisan, unicameral legislature, so many of the shenanigans which can cause legislative bills to fall into a maelstrom of confusion are absent there. This is not a "partisan" issue, and no conference committee reports can swallow the bill and then regurgitate it as unrecognizable vomit. [...]

Does an unborn child feel pain when it is killed? Medical technology now allows surgical procedures to be performed on very small unborn children. This advance in medicine alone takes away many of the arguments for abortions -- more and more at-risk unborn babies can enter the world healthy. But more to the point of fetal pain, when surgeons perform this sort of procedure on babies in the womb, anesthesia is administered. Why do that unless the unborn baby can feel pain?

h/t Redneck Stan

February 22, 2010

Blame Warren for the image, I am just the messenger..heh

February 21, 2010

U.S. Marines and Sailors from Bravo Company, 1st Battalion, 6th Marine Regiment ride in a CH-53E Super Stallion helicopter with Marine Heavy Helicopter Squadron (HMH) 466, Marine Aircraft Group 40, Marine Expeditionary Brigade-Afghanistan before inserting into Marjeh, Helmand province, Afghanistan, Feb. 13, 2010, in support of Operation Moshtarak. The operation is helping to liberate the city of insurgent activity and make it safe for the local populace. (U.S. Marine Corps photo by Sgt. Timothy Brumley/Released)
Photographer's Name: Sergeant Timothy BrumleyLocation: unknown
Date Shot: 2/13/2010Date Posted: 2/17/2010VIRIN: 100213-M-5284B-113

February 12, 2010

JG:

The head of the Indonesian Ulema Council (MUI) in Palembang, South Sumatra, has warned people, especially women, not to wear sexy and tight attire when they undertake aerobic exercise as it might arouse sexual desire...

He warned that aerobics class moves could also spark sexual desire.

“Exercise is recommended to maintain physical fitness and health, but it must be conducted in accordance with our existing social norms and culture,” Sodikun said. “Aerobic exercise must also avoid the use of transparent suits as it does more harm than good.”

Video below of Rusty at his weekly Indonesian aerobics class (probably NSFW)

February 11, 2010

Presumably, the rest of her body too.

Oh, she's also no longer Episcopal. Apparently Jesus loves the sinner so much, that he no longer condemns sin or something. Especially gay guys.

Like that time when Jesus was all like, "whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. But a dude? Yeah, that's totally cool."

February 04, 2010

It has been reported that a 15-year-old South African girl became pregnant after performing oral sex on her new boyfriend and having his sperm migrate from her stomach to her reproductive organs. Despite sounding like the plot line for a triple-X movie, the report is presented as believable.

Doctors wrote a case report which claimed that after the girl licked the spigot, she was stabbed with a knife which punctured her stomach allowing the sperm to swim out and into the peritoneal cavity. From there, the sperm meandered around and ultimately found and penetrated the girl's reproductive parts. Once inside, the sperm sought out and fertilized an egg.

Helluva story but I'm skeptical. It sounds like a conspiracy of circumstances. (More ....)

January 22, 2010

Somehow or another I'm supposed to be offended that Scott Brown's wife appears to be smokin' hot and in a bikini in this 1980s video.

I am offended. But not by the bikini. The bikini just sends tingles up my pants leg.

No, I'm offended by the music. What is that sh*t?

Anyway, thanks to Treacher. Little Miss Attila has more commentary.

January 14, 2010

She's hot. She's from Israel. Yes, she's a J-O-O. Bar Refaeli in lingerie.

Despite several layers of Reynolds Wrap, the J-E-W-S have finally taken over my brainwaves.

December 12, 2009

Update by Howie: OK who published this test draft? I smell a sock around here.

December 09, 2009

Nice...

Via Breitbart

December 07, 2009

Perfect cartoon by Chris Muir in regards to GLSEN and Obama's "Safe School Czar" Kevin Jennings

Related:

Good News: Obama "Safe Schools" Czar Recommends Child Porn to Kids

November 20, 2009

Important, important stuff over at HuffPo. And yes, that's the actual headline.

Megan is actually wearing a leotard, as the html in the Huffpo link suggests. Which explains the, um, crotch snap. And that HuffPo knew it was a leotard, but changed the title to panties.

The online publication of record, I believe. A Washington Post or New York Times for the new millennium.

Even funnier? The pics are outtakes from a photoshoot for The New York Times Magazine.

The Jawa Report, though? We're just a silly blog. We put up the photos for purely prurient reasons. The New York Times and Huffpo have something more noble in mind, I'm sure. Like dispelling the myth that Megan is a slut by taking really really slutty (and hot!) pics of her. Google bait never entered the minds of their editorial staff. They're above that sort of thing.

Actually, I'm putting the photos up for Howie. We're worried about him in the Sandcrawler. Ever since his last break up the gays have been trying to recruit him. Megan Fox is like kryptonite to the gay. It's why you never see Megan Fox crotch shots over at Revolution Muslim.

Kinda not safe for work images below.

Megan-Fox.Net has more pics.

November 04, 2009

Although Democrats in Congress have enough party votes to pass health care reform, agreement on funding for abortions has been an elusive sticking point. Most Democrats appear to favor abortions being included in the reform package but a vocal minority demands that abortions be excluded.

Congressman Bart Stupak (D-MI) is spearheading the anti-abortion Democrats, a group of 40 who can block any bill from achieving 218 votes needed for a majority. As long as the Democrats continue to wrangle over the abortion issue, health care reform legislation is stalled. Notably, if the legislation is stalled very much longer, Congress will have to put the issue on the legislative schedule for 2010.

Interestingly, while Congress hashes out whether taxpayers should fund abortions, news has surfaced that a commercial company has started marketing cosmetics made out of cells from aborted fetuses.

Therefore, by just connecting dots, it's not inconceivable for taxpayer-funded abortions to become the source of fetuses for use as raw materials in the making of retail products. All the legislative doors seem to be prepped for opening.

Let's hope my analysis is wrong. The idea of having fetuses become the equivalent of farm products is disturbing.

October 15, 2009

By self-described abortion addict Irene Vilar, a freshly-published memoir called "Impossible Motherhood" details her 15 abortions in 17 years. Notably, the manuscript for "Impossible Motherhood" was rejected 51 times before being accepted for publication.

Vilar claims that abortion for her was like experiencing drug addiction or anorexia and it all started at 16 when she married a 50-year-old literature professor who didn't want children. She rebelled by "forgetting" to take her birth control pills.

One doctor suggests Vilar needs psychiatric help.

Interestingly, Vilar's actions and her book have raised the ire of both pro-abortion and anti-abortion advocates, people who rarely agree on anything. (More ....)

October 14, 2009

In response to Glenn Reynold's pimping of this Manolith article on the 12 hottest geek girls, may I present the only exhibit in our case for Olivia Munn? Consider this both our opening and closing argument.

Case closed, people. Case closed.

Do strippers have a 2nd Amendment right to wear high heels? Stripper pleads guilty to stilleto stabbing:

Chetania Davis was pissed that her club hired another dancer to work at Akron establishment, so on April 14, 2009, while they were in the dressing room, she took off her stiletto and stabbed the 52-year-old woman in the face several times.

Um, remind me never to go to a strip club if I'm ever in Akron.

[Yet another chance to repost that image of Yasmin Fastok, Omar Bakri Mohammad's stripper daughter.]

September 24, 2009

Here's the video showing former Miss California Carrie Prejean in a pretty hot outfit at ComiCon. The magic happens 1:17 seconds in. Carrie would be "Black Spider Girl".

Is it hot? Not Carrie Prejean in a metal Princess Leia bikini hot ... but still hot. Is it geeky? Definitely. So, instant link!

I'm not sure why the idiots at TMZ think this isn't "biblically correct". They obviously haven't read Song of Solomon lately:

Your stature is like that of the palm, and your breasts like clusters of fruit.

I said, "I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit."

May your breasts be like the clusters of the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples, and your mouth like the best wine.

September 16, 2009

Paul over at OTB notes that in a new Rolling Stone interview, Megan Fox claims that "men are scared of vaginas."

Yes, Megan, I fear your vagina.

Wait, did I say fear?

I think Treacher sent me an email about his earlier post, but then I got distracted. By something. Or another. I don't know what.

Click the Boob Czar for more information about the Boob Czar.