August 01, 2016
Jawa Report Officially Endorses Donald Trump
Someone is attempting to make Trump President by pointing out that Melania was once in a hot artsy sexy good gay photograph.
Um, so that does it, this Trump guy makes Bill Clinton look like an amateur. He picks this.
He picks this girl.
Who keeps and turns in his DNA.
So who's the better picker here? We're all in for Trump now.
July 17, 2016
Ministry of Boobies: Die Whitey! Die!
Such a nice lady. Anyway combining current events and boobs in one post, only at Jawa.
But she only means Kill in, you know, in a positive way.
October 21, 2015
Colorado Town Says No! To Boobies?
The city council voted unanimously Tuesday evening to reject changes to a law that prohibits the display of female breasts.Gay!
The hometown of Colorado State University did amend its indecency code to allow public breastfeeding. But otherwise it remains a $250 fine for a woman over the age of 10 to display her breast "below the top of the nipple."
"It just doesn't seem right" to allow female toplessness, said Councilman Ray Martinez. "People are going to say, we go to Fort Collins and run around topless. And I don't want that."
How could you regulate the good and still stop the bad.
October 06, 2015
Ministry of Jiggly: Shortage Edition
Yeah I know I've been neglecting my blogging duties. Here's some more of those swesome moving pictures the kids are talking about.
Allahu..... Ack.... barrrrrhhhhh.......
September 16, 2015
Ministry of Jiggly: Here's Rooking at You Kate Edition
Rooking..... rooking.... reerry rooking.
Exclusive SI Swimsuit intimates video from Kate Upton's rooking shoot in the Philippines.
What did you want?
June 18, 2015
New $10 Bill Prototype
F*ck yeah! Bonus Kate below the fold.
June 03, 2015
A Post Totally Not About Caitlyn Jenner
Is it me or does Kate's behind look just a little sunburned.
January 06, 2015
Mia Khalifa Gets Death Fatwa For Muslima Porn
Mia Khalifa, who grew up in Lebanon, has been the target of many death threats on social media after becoming a top porn star on the web in 2014.To see what all the fuss is about don't click here or here (NSFW)
Mia Khalifa, 21, who grew up in Lebanon but moved to the US when she was a teenager and now lives in Miami, Florida, has received a flurry of death threats after her recent success as a porn star, becoming the main topic of a fiery Lebanese social media debate.
December 09, 2014
Ministry of Jiggly: Jingle Bells Edition
And now a moment of jiggly.
November 07, 2014
And Now a Moment of Quiet Reflection With Soothing Classical Music
October 18, 2014
Ministry of Jiggly: Video The Making of the Hot Shots Calendar
A risque video shot in conservative Utah featuring bikini-clad women firing high-powered weapons and riding in tanks for a pinup calendar has raised the ire of a pair of law enforcement agencies who suspect some of their equipment and officers may be in the film.See its not the police who are the buzzkillers, its their total asshole deskbound bureaucrat bosses.
The Utah National Guard learned about it Tuesday and is determining if military equipment was used in the video, Lt. Col. Steven Fairbourn said. The Utah National Guard didn't give permission for the project, he said.
But Howie did you get the video? I hear you say. Oh ye of little faith.
And also arrest me baby, cuff me and stuff me, make me feel cheap.
Hat Tip: Liberty Speaks.
September 26, 2014
Yet Another Great Moment in Human History
The very first T&A shoot in Antarctica in the entire history of mankind.
No word on if Kate intends to continue on to the pole.
Heh, I said pole.
Bonus National Side Boob Day? Those sideboobs got nothing on Kate's sideboobs.
July 11, 2014
Ministry of Jiggly: MILF Edition
I dunno, there is some debate going on about 42 year old women. All I can say about it is I hope you survive the encounter.
Esquire writer Tom Junod generously notes would be willing to have sex with Sofia Vergara, even though she is old (she is 42)…
July 07, 2014
Ministry of Endorsements: Fly New Zealand Air!
The Faminazi buzz killers are killing this Air New Zealand ad, because, they are fat ugly bitches out to ruin other peoples lives.
July 01, 2014
Ministry of Jiggly: Autolink Edition
We're not sure what this post is about. Something about politics and young, big-breasted, blue-eyed, long-haired blondes.
I’m not sure about the rest of you out there, but most of us middle-aged-ish males (and this isn’t limited to “white American males” either) are ever-thankful that young, big-breasted, blue-eyed, long-haired blonde (YBBBELHB) women everywhere have basically no concept of the power they wield… because if they ever got a clue, they’d end up ruling the entire world in no time.I've sort of lost track myself, but I'm sure its a good take on an issue of great social and political import. I think.
click her bewbs 4 bigger bewbs
You may be asking yourself “Why is Hunter writing about ‘young, big-breasted, blue-eyed, long-haired blondes?” to which I have to reply “Must I have a reason???”
June 12, 2014
Ministry of Jiggly: Iraqi Mind Cleansing Edition
I can't take it anymore! Is there anything Obama hasn't screwed up 110%? Don't answer that because it will make his "To Do" list.
Huh? What did ya'll want anyway?
June 09, 2014
And Now A Touching Heartfelt Tribute to 'Merica
Totally 100% NOT in remembrance of that Bowe guy? WTF was his problem again?
February 26, 2014
Sandcrawler PSA: Comic Boobs Are Always Epic
Always, well except for Olive Oil.
I can hear you all out there, "Boobs? What Boobs?"
Thanks to Gus.
February 20, 2014
One Small Step For Kate
February 14, 2014
Sandcrawler PSA: Signs Spring is Just Around the Corner
You have your groundhog, the melting snow, the Sugar Maples and buds on the trees.
Pardon me while I research the important hard hitting news of the day.
Yeah that'ts it.
February 13, 2014
Hot Olympic Skier Jackie Chamoun Boobies Cause Outrage in Lebanon
Lebanon’s fractured sense of national identity was on full display this week, as bloggers rallied online to defend the honor of a female Olympian, the skier Jackie Chamoun, accused by the country’s sports minister of tarnishing the nation’s image by posing for seminude photographs on the slopes outside Beirut.Oh the horror!
As the blogger Abir Ghattas explained, the photographs of the young skier and a colleague, and a risqué promotional video for the calendar they were used in, were unknown in Lebanon until a television channel, Al Jadeed, published them on Monday under the headline, “Scandal — Lebanese Skiing Champions Are Nude Starlets!”
More images of Jackie Chamoun below the fold.
February 07, 2014
Ministry of Jiggly: Snowmagedon Edition
Rusty is right, I've not been feeling my best and I've been neglecting the Ministry of Boobies.
But its just been so cold that I got to thinking that even boobies would not help.
How could such a thought have even crossed my mind?! I feel warmer already.
Which means that the EPA will probably ban boobies and sunshine next.
January 15, 2014
John Kerry Opens Mouth, Proves He's Stupid
Of course, many Leftists would simply call this level of stupidity sophistication, not knowing that to be sophisticated has until recent times been a bad thing.
And so we have a huge common interest in dealing with this issue of poverty, which in many cases is the root cause of terrorismWow, that's a new level of dumb. This guy is only four heartbeats away from the Presidency.
Thanks to Laura
January 06, 2014
Sandcrawler Public Service: Jawa Warming Center
These mid winter side and underboobs brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Jawas.
December 30, 2013
Louisiana Taliban: Marry Young Woman Who Can Cook
If something works, it works. To intellectuals, however, theory takes precedence over practice and ideological abstractions like “equality” are more important than actual success and happiness. So in the wake of their failure to destroy “Duck Dynasty” because of patriarch Phil Robertson’s alleged homophobia, now the Left has its collective panties in a bunch because, in 2009, Robertson said this:Hell those are some pretty civilized Talibans right there. Here in Bumfuct when you pass a car in which Talibs have their 14 year old debutantes in the back its the parents looking and pointing you out as "A man in a tie with a car!"“Make sure that she can cook a meal, you need to eat some meals that she cooks, check that out,” he said. “Make sure she carries her Bible. That’ll save you a lot of trouble down the road. And if she picks your ducks, now, that’s a woman.”
The Duck Commander company founder added: “You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16, they’ll pick your ducks. You need to check with mom and dad about that of course.”
As far as marrying, that first baby can come any time, the rest take about nine months.
November 07, 2013
Kate Upton Nekkid!
I'm pretty sure this is the best Youtube video evah!
October 21, 2013
Heartbreak! Japanese Teens Not F*cking
What happens to a country when its young people stop having sex? Japan is finding out.No, your grandchild might not score in the top of his class if you arrange for Young American Redneck to boink your tender Japanese daughter, but at least there will be someone to take care of you in your twilight years.
Japan's under-40s appear to be losing interest in conventional relationships. Millions aren't even dating, and increasing numbers can't be bothered with sex. For their government, "celibacy syndrome" is part of a looming national catastrophe.
September 27, 2013
Ministry of Jiggly: Techno Edition
Bet Miley can't do that. Takes more than two fried eggs nailed to the wall ;-)
August 08, 2013
Jesus Loves Kate Upton
July 29, 2013
Weiner's Wanker Leaker Makes Huge Splash
‘I’m seeing this one sugar daddy right now who pays me $1000 to go down on me for half an hour.
July 24, 2013
He's thinking of moving to Kosovo and running for Parliament.
July 16, 2013
Heartbreak Co-Conspirator in Jihad Jane Case Can't Pray in Irish Prison Because of the Porn
An Algerian man jailed in Ireland and wanted by the United States on terrorism charges filed a damages suit against the Irish state on Tuesday, saying his prison conditions were "not even suitable for animals".Oh the horror, if anyone has, you know, contact with some of Damache neighbors, ask them to put this one up for us.
Ali Charaf Damache is wanted by the FBI for conspiracy in a foiled international plot to murder a Swedish cartoonist whose depiction of the Prophet Mohammad with the body of a dog caused outrage in Muslim countries.
"Cork Prison is not even suitable for animals," Damache, 47, told the High Court. "There was a television and radio (in my cell). When I practiced my prayer they (cellmates) deliberately put the volume up (and) they put pictures of naked women on the wall. I can't pray in a place where there are naked pictures..."
Damache said he had been unable to wash before prayer and handling the Koran, as his faith requires, and was usually allowed to shower and change his underwear just once a week
Also I hear there is a rumor he's keeping hashish in his rectum. Better check that.
Damache was convicted in the Jihad Jane plot. Another accomplice Jihad Jamie (aka Jamie Paulin-Ramirez married Damache upon her arrival in Ireland only to find that Damache was only interested in the Muslima as a sex slave.
Hat Tip: El Grillo.
July 10, 2013
If My Vagina Was A Gun...
Hump day poetry from Texas:
If my vagina was a gun, you would stand for its rights,
You would ride on buses and fight all the fights.
If my vagina was a gun, you would treat it with care,
You wouldn't spill all its secrets because, well, why go there.
If my vagina was a gun, you’d say what it holds is private
From cold dead hands we could pry, you surely would riot.
If my vagina was a gun, its rights would all be protected, no matter the body count or the children affected.
If my vagina was a gun, I could bypass security, concealed carry laws would ensure I’d have impunity.
If my vagina was a gun, I wouldn’t have to beg you, I could hunt this great land and do all the things men do.
But my vagina is not a gun, it is a mightier thing,
With a voice that rings true making lawmakers’ ears ring.
Vaginas are not delicate, they are muscular and magic,
So stop messing with mine, with legislation that’s tragic.
My vagina's here to demand from the source,
Listen to the voices of thousands or feel their full force.
Okay, I support gun-control now.
Seriously, this poem doesn't work for me. This poem sounds like it was written for a penis, not a vagina. Really, try it yourself.
June 28, 2013
Everyone's a Critic
In comments someone noted one of my recent boobie posts was "No Kate Upton."Very well.
We do do requests....
June 27, 2013
Ministry of Jiggly: Death Star Edition
Hat Tip: Rsluty.
June 21, 2013
Ministry of Jiggly: Thrilling Palette Cleanser
Yeah I know that last post is disturbing even if its a fake image. So to help clear your minds.
Ola Ray, the female lead in Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” video, still looks stunning nearly 30 years after the release of the epic 13-minute short.Ola posed for Playboy back in the day (NSFW)
Ray released new photos Wednesday to promote a tribute to Jackson she is debuting Friday.
The 52-year-old model and singer is clearly proud of her figure. In one photo, Ray reclines on a black leather sofa, wearing a short red dress that accentuates her curvy legs. In another pose, she straddles a chair while donning a revealing black leotard and stilettos.
June 10, 2013
Ministry of Jiggly: Putin Porking Alina Kabayeva?
Mistress Kabayeva is not only smoking hot.
She's also very bendy.
June 07, 2013
Ministry of Jiggly: Kate Upton Edition
Kate Upton is busting out all over the big screen.Jiggly Kate slideshow here.
The bombshell struggled to contain her plump cleavage in an unbuttoned camisole top and lacy yellow bra on the set of the Cameron Diaz comedy, “The Other Woman.”
Pamela Anderson's Boobies Banned in UK
A risque commercial featuring the actress, 45, has been banned in Britain for being “sexist and degrading to women,” according to The Guardian newspaper.
June 06, 2013
New Sandcrawler Category: Ministry of Jiggly
Bikinis have been banned from the Ms World contest lest Islamic rage boy gets, well you know.
So we've seen that last of this.
But on the bright side we have a net category. Ministry of Jiggly in which we study Eastern culture. (below the fold)