May 21, 2013
Kuffars Do It Naked
A Saudi woman has climbed a mountain after years of rigorous training:
A Saudi woman, Raha Muharraq, on Saturday reached the summit of Everest, the world's highest peak, in a first for the conservative Muslim kingdom where women's sports are severely restricted, her proud father said.
A naked Colorado woman climbed a mountain after a bad mushroom trip:
The college student, 21, had to be rescued yesterday afternoon off a Colorado mountain after she ingested mushrooms, stripped off her clothes, and scuffled with two classmates with whom she had been hiking.
I guess this goes to show, the real feat is not climbing a mountain. The real feat is getting off the mountain...
April 09, 2013
No Trespassing is enforced by Kim Jong Un, the current dictator, and his dog Chopper. The most feared and least seen dog in North Korea. Legend has it that Kim has trained Chopper not just to sic, but to sic specific parts of the human anatomy. Thus a spy who has illegally scaled the North Korean border fence might hear the dread cry: "Chopper, sic bawrs!!"
Also, at 1:00, a brief lesson on holding a handgun if you are one of those people who like to wave your hands around while you talk.
April 04, 2013
Boobies Against Islamists
BERLIN: Bare-breasted activists staged rallies in front of mosques and Tunisian embassies across Europe Thursday against what they called an Islamist crackdown on Arab women's rights.Probably NSFW in boobie fearing America.
A Femen activist burns a Salafist flag in front of the Great Mosque of Paris, on April 3, 2013.
"And we'll fight against them. And our boobs will be stronger than their stones."
The rallies targeted in particular the case of a Tunisian activist calling herself Amina Tyler who sparked a scandal last month when she posted pictures of herself online with the words "My body belongs to me" and "Fuck your morals" emblazoned across her naked breasts.
Why u insult holly banner of Islam?
More Fatwa seeking boobies below the fold.
April 01, 2013
An American Muslim calls a talk radio show:
Notice how the host of the show, Maria Milito, stumbles over herself to insist she is not "anti-Muslim" or "anti-Islam." The left has difficulties in rejecting intolerant views while at the same time, embracing the ideology that fosters those views. It's a fine line for them to walk, criticizing sharia without being "Islamophobic."
Transcript of the call below the fold, courtesy of Breitbart:
Host: Hi, Chris.
Chris: Hi. My opinion is something you’re not going to agree with.
Host: That’s okay.
Chris: I'm Muslim and I believe 110 percent in Sharia law. Sharia law needs to be implemented in the United States because that's the only way this deviant lifestyle will be corrected. You know what happens in Saudi Arabia and other Islamic countries to the gay people, correct?
Host: Mm-hmm. I don’t agree with it
Chris: They are beheaded, and that I believe --I'm going to fight as hard as I can with all of my brothers and sisters to make Sharia law in the United States.
Host: So people should be beheaded for being gay? I mean, c’mon, this is America!
Chris: This is a sin! No, you don’t like --you’re anti-Muslims?
Host: I’m not anti-Muslims, but—
Chris: You are anti-Muslims if you’re saying that about my religion.
Host: I didn’t say that. I’m saying about America.
Chris: About my religion? No. In America? We’re Americans too.
Host: You really believe people should be beheaded?
Chris: Yes, of course. Government should do that.
Host: So you have no friends that are gay, Chris?
Chris: No, I don’t.
Host: Okay, And if you did—
Chris: I don’t choose to associate with those people. No, no. That lifestyle is deviant, and it’s against Islam.
Host: That’s fine –
Chris: And sharia should come to the United States, obviously --
Host: --to feel that way but to believe that they should be beheaded is a little extreme, don’t you think?
Chris: --but you’re going to call the whole kingdom of Saudi Arabia extreme?
Host: I’m just saying beheading people for their sexual preference is extreme. Those are my words.
Chris: No, but you’re against Muslim countries then. You’re against Islam.
Host: I’m not against Islam. There are people who are Islam—Islamic in America
Chris: Do you know the law? Do you know sharia law?
Host: Do I? No, I was raised Catholic.
Chris: Maybe you should look into sharia and look into the countries that have sharia and what the penalty is for being gay.
She should also look into the countries that have sharia and how they treat women.
March 27, 2013
He get fired, again, over his artwork.
Ford is in major hot water over a leaked mock-up featuring the Kardashian sisters tied up and gagged in the trunk of a car with a winking Paris Hilton in the driver’s seat.Update: Bwahahahaaa! Maybe Kim Kardashian should ask her lawyer to file suit against herself? OMFG.
In response to the ad, the Kardashian family lawyer told E! News that the sisters “do not take this lightly and they are exploring all of their legal options” against those responsible.
March 18, 2013
LGF Wacko Kihnspiracy Theory of the Day
History Channel’s Satan Looks a Lot Like Barack Obama
I was ready to dismiss this story as an over-reaction: History Channel’s Satan Looks a Lot Like Barack Obama.WTF? If anyone he looks like a really really old Chris Rock playing Emperor Palpatine.
…until I read this: Hollywood Couple Created ‘The Bible’ Mini-Series to ‘Set the Record Straight’.
This must be due to Charles' being totally racist, because you know, they all look alike to him.
*Tsk, tsk tsk.
*You know you've totally lost it when even Jawas think you're a whacko.
March 14, 2013
Buzkashi Tragedy Averted
When the bomb went off the goat was destroyed, so they just used the governor.
In the end it was Ghanzi defeating Gardez 3 to 1.
March 10, 2013
He's practicing for "Dancing with the Stars"!
Lol, I like this guy! He doesn't care what anyone thinks, he going to enjoy himself. Kudos!
February 26, 2013
Remember How Grandpa Used To Walk 10 Miles Through Snow, Uphill Both Ways, Just To Get To And From Work?
Those times are here again.
Art Bouvier, the owner of a New Orleans-inspired restaurant located in Indianapolis saw a young man trudging through the early morning snow and ice last week. The teen stopped to ask Bouvier — who owns Papa Roux Po Boys and Cajun Food– how much further it might be to his final destination and was told it was six to seven miles.
“He thanked me and continued on,” Bouvier, who also goes by Papa, wrote of the encounter in a now viral Facebook post. “He could have asked me for money for a bus. In fact I quite expected him to. He didn’t. He just started walking.”
To a local news station, Fox 59, Bouvier added that the teen later said he wouldn’t have money for a bus ride until he got a job.
Bouvier continued in his post that 15 minutes later he was in the car and told his wife to pull over when he spotted the teen — still walking.
That’s when he found out the 18-year-old named Jhaqueil Reagan had intended to walk a full 10 miles for a job interview. The Bouviers gave Reagan a ride the rest of the distance — but that’s not all.
“I’m thinking to myself, here’s a kid walking almost 10 miles in the ice and slush and snow for the hope of a job at minimum wage,” Bouvier told Fox 59. “That’s the kind of story your parents used to tell, my parents used to tell, up both ways in the snow.”
Bouvier hired the kid. I don't blame him. That's the type of employee that makes any business a success, when the government isn't trying to kill it.
February 16, 2013
#Occupy LA Hearts Chris Dorner
Occupy Los Angeles has chosen to honor Chris Dorner in the wake of his death, despite the body count he apparently amassed. [...]
The statement of support and solidarity was posted on the Occupy Los Angeles’ official Facebook page Wednesday.
Chris Dorner definitely had the attitude and mentality of the #Occupy movement. Like #OWS protesters, Dorner had no respect for law or due process. Once he deemed someone guilty of a crime, he felt it his duty to exact punishment.
And it didn't have to be a literal crime committed for Dorner to take matters into his own hands. Just offending his PC sensitivities was enough. For example, in his manifesto he recounts two separate instances in which someone offended him with a slur, and in which he responded with his own brand of justice (emphasis mine):
I told Magana not to use that word again. I explained that it was a well known offensive word that should not be used by anyone. He replied, “I’ll say it when I want”. Officer Burdios, a friend of his, also stated that he would say nigger when he wanted. At that point I jumped over my front passenger seat and two other officers where I placed my hands around Burdios’ neck and squeezed. I stated to Burdios, “Don’t fucking say that”. At that point there was pushing and shoving and we were separated by several other officers. What I should have done, was put a Winchester Ranger SXT 9mm 147 grain bullet in his skull and Officer Magana’s skull.
The second instance in the manifesto happened when he was in high school:
A fellow student, Jim Armstrong if I can recall, called me a nigger on the playground. My response was swift and non-lethal. I struck him fast and hard with a punch an kick. He cried and reported it to a teacher. The teacher reported it to the principal. The principal swatted Jim for using a derogatory word toward me. He then for some unknown reason swatted me for striking Jim in response to him calling me a nigger.
In both these cases, Dorner reacted violently to a non-violent offense. Certain derogatory slurs are offensive to most people, but the mere utterance of such words are no excuse to respond with physical violence. Especially by someone who is supposed to be able to maintain emotional control in volatile situations.
Also, in both these cases, Dorner expressed anger and outrage that he, too, was held accountable for his behavior. Just like the #OWS movement, he expected praise and commendation for his actions, even though his actions violated common civility expected from decent people, much less from police officers.
Did Dorner have legitimate issues with the LAPD over circumstances surrounding his firing?
But taking matters into his own hands was not an option. Killing innocent people was not an option. His behavior only illustrates the LAPD was absolutely correct in one thing: Dorner was not suited to be a police officer. If his manifesto was an indicator of his mental state at the time of his firing, he should have been fired.
But to Dorner, as with the #Occupy movement, the end justifies the means. Even if the means undermines everything you achieve in the end.
January 22, 2013
You Can Have My Kittens When You Pry Them From My Cold Dead Arms
New Zealand environmentalists campaign to ban kittens:
Morgan called on his countrymen Tuesday to make their current cat their last in order to save the nation's unique bird species. He set up a website, called Cats To Go, depicting a tiny kitten with red devil's horns. The opening line: "That little ball of fluff you own is a natural born killer."
That little ball of fluff might be a "natural born killer," but it's MY natural born killer. Keep your paws off.
December 14, 2012
A Trunk Full Of Vodka
Two elephants have been saved from the deadly Siberian cold by drinking vodka, Russian officials say.These elephants below are happy too:
They say the animals had to be taken out into the bitter cold after the wooden trailer they were travelling in caught fire in the Novosibirsk region.
The elephants, aged 45 and 48, suffered frostbite to the tips of their ears amid temperatures of -40C (-40F)
But they were warmed up by two cases of vodka mixed with warm water, one official was quoted as saying.
"They started roaring like if they were in the jungle! Perhaps, they were happy," the official told Russia's Ria Novosti news agency.
November 29, 2012
Lindsay Lohan Arrested For Slapping Some Bitch in Some Club
Will the persecution of Lindsay's boobies never end?
Yahoo: Actress Lindsay Lohan was arrested Thursday after police said she hit a woman during an argument at a New York City nightclub.Exclusive video of the incident.
She allegedly got into the spat with another woman at Club Avenue, in Manhattan's Chelsea section. She struck the woman in face with her hand, police said. The woman did not require medical attention.
Lohan's publicist did not immediately return a call for comment.
November 28, 2012
At Last Sasquatch DNA Sequenced
Genetic testing confirms the legendary Bigfoot is a human relative that arose some 15,000 years ago — at least according to a press release issued by a company called DNA Diagnostics detailing supposed work by a Texas veterinarian.With the help of the Sasquatch our new base will be established, then whatever we want on this planet will be ours.
The release and alleged study by Melba S. Ketchum also suggests such cryptids had sex with modern human females that resulted in hairy homidid(sic) hybrids...
...For her study, Ketchum obtained three "whole nuclear genomes from purported Sasquatch samples. The genome sequencing shows that Sasquatch mtDNA is identical to modern Homo sapiens, but Sasquatch nuDNA is a novel, unknown hominin related to Homo sapiens and other primate species." (Mitochondrial DNA, or mtDNA, is the DNA that resides in the cell's energy-producing structures, and is typically passed down from mothers, while nuclear DNA, nuDNA, resides in the cells' nuclei and is passed down from both parents to offspring.)
November 21, 2012
Arab Spring! Al Jazeera Office in Cairo Torched
Que sera sera.
November 13, 2012
Petraeus Biography with Mistake Cover
(Denver, Colorado) During a television report of a book promotion, Denver's network affiliate accidentally displayed a phony cover. Check the screen grab.
Paula Broadwell promotes book
The actual title of Paula Broadwell's biography of General David Petraeus is All In, not All Up In My Snatch.
A call placed the affiliate's assignment desk confirmed the unfortunate "mistake."Apparently an embarrassing series of typos was missed by the proofreaders.
"That's correct," said the women working the assignment desk, confirming that the wrong book cover had been aired. "It was a mistake."
November 02, 2012
Bias Incident: The World's Most Politically Incorrect Novel
A few weeks ago, I posted the video "Indoctrinate U." If you took the time to watch, you know how insanely politically correct universities try to be these days. Currently in the news, a transgender man has won the right to expose himself in the female locker rooms at Evergreen State College - against the wishes of the female students. As crazy as it sounds, this is just the tip of the iceberg.
Which is what "Bias Incident" is about: the insanity and inherent bias of political correctness when imposed on any group of individuals. It assumes an individual's right not to be offended at the expense of others in the group. It puts frail sensitivities above the basic right of expression or privacy. It is a authoritarian system of extreme intolerance ripe with exploitation and abuse.
Shortly after posting "Indoctrinate U," author Ari Mendelson was kind enough to send me a copy of his book, "Bias Incident: The World's Most Politically Incorrect Novel." The fictional story might be absurdly laughable had it not so accurately reflected the reality seen on college campuses these days. Many of the events in the book were based on actual incidents.
In the story, college newcomer Jeffery Jackson must navigate his way through an overly-sensitive student body, challenge an agenda-driven faculty, and then defend himself in an unjust campus courtroom after committing a harmless prank.
Get the book. You'll enjoy it if it doesn't first infuriate you.
November 01, 2012
Shelving For The Civilized Survivalist
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October 21, 2012
Sunday Funnies: Hippie Beatdown
From last year:
Oh, how I miss watching the police beat down #Occupy protesters.
October 11, 2012
Sandcrawler PSA: Please Help Bar Refaeli
Hat Tip: Jammie Wearin' Fool.
October 08, 2012
Gagging Lady GaGa
So she was Born This Way. Drunk.
October 02, 2012
Hating Breitbart Official Trailer
(Hat Tip: Gateway Pundit)
October 01, 2012
Justin Beiber's Music So Bad It Even Makes Justin Barf
But hey, being able to sing and barf at the exact same time, she really is talented.
Lindsay Lohan Beats Up Congressional Staffer Over Photos
Lindsay Lohan just can’t stay out of trouble, but this time the drama queen is pinning the mess on a party pest with a cell-phone camera.The staffer works for Republican Congressman Shimkus, who can be praised for fighting the stereotype of Republicans as Anti Gay by hiring Twilight casting reject Christian LaBella.
Jawa Report file photo of Lindsay's boobs
The “Mean Girls” actress mixed it up with a starstruck congressional staffer in her Manhattan hotel early Sunday, prompting cops to step in.
Ummmm, yeah. Anyway Christian LaBella was charged with Battery in the incident, the charges were dropped after Police realized they just were interfering in another cat fight.
September 30, 2012
God Has a Sense Of Humor
Police say a Detroit-area woman who collected welfare benefits despite winning a $735,000 lottery prize has died of a possible drug overdose.
Ecorse police Sgt. Cornelius Herring confirmed that 25-year-old Amanda Clayton was found dead about 9 a.m. Saturday at a home in the community southwest of Detroit.
September 27, 2012
Man Cures Friend's Hiccups By Shooting Him In The Face
It worked. No more hiccups. Ever.
A soldier trying to scare another soldier out of hiccups shot his comrade in the face, killing him, authorities said Tuesday. [...]
"The victim had the hiccups. The suspect pulled out a gun to scare him in order to stop the hiccups," said spokesman Carroll Smith of the Killeen, Texas, Police Department.
Note to self: while effective, gunshots are not a recommended treatment for hiccups.
September 26, 2012
Cartoons Incite Violent Mob
by far the fiercest demonstration took place in Green Bay's Lambeau Shrine parking lot where throngs of Packer faithful burned Texas flags and effigies of Roger Staubach as Lutheran pastors led them in chants of "Those who defame the Vince suck" and "Favre is Great." Many of the frenzied demonstrators were seen ritualistically beating themselves with mozzarella sticks.Savages!
September 19, 2012
Hey Diddle Diddle The Cat and the Fiddle
The shark jumped over the moon.
September 05, 2012
Rare Photograph Discovered
It was a stunning development and a knockout blow to the Democrats when a rare photograph was discovered of a young Barack Obama hanging out with Karl Marx:
Obama even wore his "cool" hat to the meeting:
Some of you may still be skeptical. Some of you may be asking, "How could Obama be visiting Marx when Marx died like 80 years before Obama was born?"
That's easy to explain. Obama is the Antichrist.
August 31, 2012
Code Pink Heckler Suddenly Has Nothing To Say When Rightwing Bloggers Confront Her
From the video description:
Ben Howe, Breeanne Howe, Dana Loesch & Chris Loesch film Code Pink Infiltrating the Republican National Convention.
August 24, 2012
Watching TV. Lots and lots of TV.
August 17, 2012
Pussy Riot Convicted of Hooliganism
Russian judge has found three members of the provocative punk band Pussy Riot guilty of hooliganism, in one of the most closely watched cases in recent Russian history.We sure hope they don't get a full seven years for what amounts to disturbing the peace.
That and also that Nadezhda Tolokonnikova gets a really hot cellmate to comfort her during the long cold Russian winter.
And Now For Something Completely Different...
Some of you took offense at my lighthearted jab at Ryan yesterday. So I thought I'd just lie low and post something totally non-offensive and unrelated.
Below the fold, something really different...
August 10, 2012
Latma: Palestinian heritage sites and rifts among the social justice protesters
August 07, 2012
Kristen Stewart Explains Cheating
Another woman with a similar intelligence level, yet really nice boobs. In other words, perfect.