February 09, 2010

Hat Tip: Vinnie.

February 08, 2010

February 05, 2010

Let this be a lesson to all of you, don't mess with zippers!

h/t Weston

Via Breitbart

h/t Connie

January 31, 2010

(St. John's, N.L.) The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) recently protested seal hunting by hitting Canada's Fisheries Minister Gail Shea in the face with a pie.

In response, a seal hunt supporter retaliated with a pie to the face of a female PETA protester waiting for the arrival of Prime Minister Stephen Harper on Friday.

I sense a bit of schadenfreude. (More ....)

January 30, 2010

1976 below the fold. He hasn't changed after all these years.

January 27, 2010

New to me but damn funny, true satire of Rahm f**k and all.

January 25, 2010

I don't care who you are, this is funny right there.

Cow bells!!

January 24, 2010

Allah would not approve...meh

Figure I would rot your brains out with this instead of "shocka" nekkid pictures of Siraj Haqqani and Joey's ole lady's butt maggots.

Thick As A Brick:

January 20, 2010

(Singapore) Take it as a fact of life, if you want attention, bring in the boobies.

A NIGHTCLUB in Singapore is offering free drinks to women according to the cup size of their bra, reports China Press.

The OverEasy nightclub came out with the idea to attract customers by organising the event themed 'Fill My Cups'.

It is said that those with A cup would get one free drink while those with B cup would get two glasses.

Those who wore C cup would receive three drinks.

Women with D cup would be given a bottle of alcoholic drink worth S$168.

January 19, 2010

AlQaeda is greedy, good on the Suicide Bombers Union (BOOM)

Pol

Emergency management talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement. The unrest began last Tuesday when al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death will be cut by 25% next January from 72 to only 60.

January 18, 2010

(Växjö, Sweden) Twenty members of Weight Watchers gathered for a weigh-in at a clinic and were surprised.

“We suddenly heard a huge thud; we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air. The floor collapsed in one corner of the room and along the walls,” one of the participants told the Smålandsposten newspaper.

Then floor then (sic) started to give way in other parts of the room. Shortly thereafter, the smell of sewage began to waft up into the room.

And while we're discussing the smell of sewage wafting, there's a report of a woman committing outhouse sex with a 15-year-old. Frankly, that's double-disgusting.

The Swedish Topless Skydiving Team assaults a country club to "Ride of the Valkyries?"

Stable Hand found it, but was afraid to post it.

But my standards are much lower.

January 17, 2010

R.I.P. Warren.

h/t Chris

January 16, 2010

Older, but what the heck:

If you youngins don't know who Ray Stevens is, maybe this will jilt yer brain:

My friend has this band...he want's some views you know.

When his head isn't shaved he looks just like Zombie Sam Kinison. Oh and he's pretty good. Ceptn he doesn't pronounce Nawlins right. LOL.

January 13, 2010

Sumbudy said in the sandcrawler: "Like a burqa for the computer"

h/t sumbudy I know.

January 12, 2010

January 07, 2010

Think of this while viewing video:

Shame, slaps self.

January 05, 2010

Apparently, Fonda's snake-like dexterity is particularly useful in the boudoir.

Of course, it would be imprudent to accept just one person's assertion regarding Jane Fonda unhinging her jaw. Unless confirmation is received, it can only be alleged that Jane Fonda swallows like a python.

December 29, 2009

Just when one thinks da jooooos don't steal kidneys, they do this. At least they returned them....heh

Angelina Jolie

Coming in second was Jennifer Aniston and third was Kylie Minogue. An Honorable Mention goes to Brad Pitt for finishing in both No.1 and No.2. (More ....)

December 26, 2009

First the Russians invaded Georgia and now it's the Ukrainians. But, there's a significant difference. In the first case, the Russians were clearly doing the pounding. With the Ukrainians, the distinction between pounder and poundee is not so clear.

Meanwhile in other invasive news, female sex slaves are now estimated to be in the millions in America.

On a different topic, a source has provided proof that powerful women actually manipulate the college bowls while treating men like the eight pawns on a chessboard.

Caution: extended entry is NSFW. It's a graphic depiction of the Ukrainian invasion.

December 24, 2009

Meanwhile, you may want to check with your local Военный комиссариат before roasting any chestnuts.

Ah, just screw all the negatives and think positive! Have a Merry Christmas, everyone!

December 21, 2009

According to this report, the driest possible martini is now achievable.

Russian professor Evgeny Moskalev of Saint Petersburg Technological University has evolved a technique that allows turning alcohol into powder and packing it in pills. The new technique can solidify any kind of alcohol, including whisky, cognac, wine and beer.

For those who are teetotalers, there's an alternative -- Obama ecstasy pills. Heh.

December 17, 2009

A New Zealand woman who flashed her breasts at passing motorists distracted one driver so much he ran her over.

Cherelle Dudfield never meant to literally stop traffic.

It's reported that a friend can be blamed for suggesting that 18-year-old Dudfield stand in the middle of the road and expose her perky personality to oncoming traffic. Some friend, eh? Fortunately, Dudfield suffered no significant injury after rolling over the car's hood and crashing into and cracking the windshield.

Dudfield pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct for causing a topless driving hazard and was fined $220.

Meanwhile, a problem more serious than a topless road hazard has surfaced in the news with a report of an American woman with Restless Genital Syndrome (ReGS) which makes her crave sex 24/7. Joleen Baughman, 39, cannot stop being sexually aroused. She is seeking help over the Internet.

December 15, 2009

I'm not sure why any girl under 18 would want to ruin her perfectly perky self by making herself look like she has two grapefruits bolted to her chest, but Italy has banned all breast augmentation for those under 18.

Words About Things: Silvio Berlusconi has had a tough weekend, first he was attacked by a man wielding a souvenir model of a cathedral then Italy banned breast implants for girls under 18. (For any lawyers reading: I’m sure Berlusconi has never shown an interest in a girl under 18, although he has been to at least one 18th birthday party this year).

The new legislation aims to prevent girls from rushing in to having plastic surgery without having first considering the risks.

Notice I placed the "You're banned" message in a place I was sure ya'll would read it.

Hat Tip: Palmach's Musashi.

Related: Scientist find coconut carrying octopus.

December 14, 2009

(Monroe, Connecticut) A 30-year-old woman, Anna Bambino, was arrested on Friday for attempting three-way sex with another woman and the woman's husband.

Apparently, solicitation for three-way sex may result in a breach of the peace charge in Connecticut.

Frankly, it's unusual to hear of anyone rejecting a woman seeking a ménage à trois. (More w/NS pic)

Don't worry, there are female Santa's also....

Via Breitbart

December 10, 2009

(Minneapolis, Minnesota) According to researchers at the University of Minnesota, promiscuous sexual behavior euphemistically called "casual sex" and "friends with benefits" produces no adverse psychological or emotional consequences.

In other words, sleeping around is OK.

Marla E. Eisenberg (PhD) and her colleagues discuss the study in this month's issue of Perspectives on Sexual and Reproductive Health. Over 1,300 young Minnesotans were surveyed and no evidence of psychological problems were found.

Arguably, it's a stretch to believe that the complex psychological and emotional well-being of a population can be easily discerned by a survey. After all, psychiatrists may analyze for years trying to unravel the psychological and emotional turmoil in one person's brain.

December 08, 2009

Infiltrate Montana by a dog that understands Hebrew only, is their no end to what the evil jooooooos will do?!?!?!?!

Teaser, via Eye On The World

“I’m Officer John Fosket of the Helena Police,” he said. “This is Miky, our security dog. Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?”

Miky, pronounced Mikey, is in a Diaspora of his own. He was born in an animal shelter in Holland and shipped as a puppy to Israel, where he was trained by the Israeli Defense Forces to sniff out explosives. Then one day, Miky got a plane ticket to America. Rather than spend the standard $20,000 on a bomb dog, the Helena Police Department had shopped around and discovered that it could import a surplus bomb dog from the Israeli forces for the price of the flight. So Miky came to his new home in Helena, to join the police force.

The problem, the officer explained, was that Miky had been trained entirely in Hebrew. more

December 07, 2009

A research study out of Germany has found that men who spend time watching women's breasts live longer because the ogling is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout.

View daily

December 04, 2009

Which do you like best?

This one titled "Mujahideen Fighters Perfected In Martial Arts Tae-Kwondo", uploaded today.

These Mujaheddin are perfected in Martial Arts as Kung-Fu and Tae Kwon Do This From Of Jihad Gives a great advantage to the Mujaheddin who can take a enemy with his hands instead of his gun.

These Mujaheddin are exemplary Fighters able to do tehir Tornado kicks and Tae Kwondo Back kicks with ease.

Or this one titled "Happy Chanukah from the Al Qaeda Dancers!", uploaded 12/03/07....

The Dancing Jihad Battalion of al Qaeda wish every one a Happy Chanukah & Happy Holidays!

Video by Infidel al Amriki

Some mujahideen lovers are a tad behind the times....heh

November 22, 2009

Gonna be tough for the Obamabots to fact check.....heh

Via MsUnderestimated

Referring to the billions we owe China - "President Obama, why are you trying to do sex to me"?

h/t HA's headline thingy

November 21, 2009

I have absolutely no idea what this guy was thinking.

It seems NY alQaeda sympathizer Joey Cohen aka Yousef al-Khattabs ole lady has a message for Xariif:

Hitting on her are ya? Maybe you should pick up some of these "Burqa Barbies" to play with since you struck out with the darlin above.

November 12, 2009

Ah, the existential question of modern warfare first -- asked first by Von Clausewitz : Would you rather do Jessica Biel or Shakira?

Hat tip: Shachtman