January 26, 2016
Noooooooo! Not Abe!
And he took one of the internet's best memes with him.
Update: This is all Dave's fault!
Outrage! Star Wars VIII Delayed Till Dec 2017
We now go to our entertainment corespondent Donald Trump.
December 30, 2015
Video Watch Chilean Fishermen Finish off Drowning Whale
Bless their hearts, They were only trying to help.
Story to tell the kids here.
After dragging it for some 5 kilometres, the whale was cut free from the rope and able to glide off into the water.Yeah kids it just glided..... strait to the bottom.
November 01, 2015
RIP Fred Thompson
Fred Thompson, an actor who became a US senator for Tennessee and ran for the presidency in 2008, has died. He was 73.Fred was also as you know an actor, Variety also has an obit here.
A statement from the Thompson family said: “It is with a heavy heart and a deep sense of grief that we share the passing of our brother, husband, father, and grandfather who died peacefully in Nashville surrounded by his family.”
The statement, which the Tennessean newspaper reported said Thompson died from a recurrence of lymphoma, added: “Fred believed that the greatness of our nation was defined by the hard work, faith, and honesty of its people.
After Thompson’s acting role in “Marie,” director Roger Donaldson then cast him in “No Way Out” (1987) opposite Kevin Costner and Gene Hackman, and Thompson quickly got the reputation as an actor who could portray a high-powered politican.Yes, I see those elephants over there, not gonna do it, wouldn't be prudent.
He would go on to appear in films “Die Hard 2,” “The Hunt for Red October” and “Days of Thunder” in the ’90s before joining “Law & Order.”
Thompson joined the NBC procedural in 2002, during the final months of his Senate run. He left in 2007, most likely to prepare for his presidential bid that would come that year.
His other film credits include “Cape Fear,” “In the Line of Fire,” “Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee,” “Thunderheart” and “Born Yesterday.” He also appeared on episodes of “Sex and the City,” “The Good Wife,” “Life on Mars,” “Wiseguy,” “Roseanne” and “Matlock.”
Anyway the most endearing feature of Fred was his voice, that easy going southern good ol' boy voice.
October 21, 2015
Nooooooooo! Not Cory Wells!
Three Dog Night co-founder and vocalist Cory Wells died Tuesday, according to the band's website. He was 74.I sang 3 Dog Night in Sunday school, giving away the fact my Parents had Easy Rider on 8-Track.
"It is with deep sadness and disbelief that I must report the passing of Cory Wells, my beloved band mate for over 45 years," Three Dog Night's Danny Hutton wrote in a press release. "Cory was an incredible singer – a great performer, he could sing anything."
Hat Tip: el Chapo.
Sandcrawler PSA: Dear Shotgun Joe
October 16, 2015
Seal Has Very Bad Day
Yeah I have more Bilal saved up for a rainy day.
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October 13, 2015
Free Eddie! (update: He's Free!)
He's being held on half a million dollars bail, over a repossession if I remember correctly.
Anyway..... we're big fans...... after all he saved the world several times......
We hereby demand Eddie, I mean The Quaids' unconditional release back into their natural environment!
Update: Apparently the State of California didn't get their act together and Vermont released the Quaids.
Superior Court Judge Alison Arms ruled there was no probable cause to hold the couple in Vermont.
The 65-year-old star of "Kingpin" and other popular movies -- sporting a flowing white beard and long hair -- smiled as he left the courtroom with his wife at his side.
The pair walked out of the courthouse wearing medical scrub-like jail uniforms.
"What a great judge," Evi Quaid told reporters. "Totally fair. This is Vermont. This is why we crossed the border into Vermont. ... I knew that the people of Vermont, the judge ... understand us."
September 24, 2015
Woman Races Dragon
More fun than a Hajj stampede?
Hat Tip: Papa Guz.
September 23, 2015
Whoa Baby Look at That Effing Fish
Today was a great way to end summer thank uPosted by Michael Bergin on Thursday, September 17, 2015
At first I thought it was Fishing with Ace Frehley. Close but no guitar.
September 16, 2015
It doesn't appear I can embed it here but it is free.
September 12, 2015
While it's all hilarity now, authorities had to take the incident quite seriously when they first received a call that a man in his 20s had placed a small hard-suit case wrapped in a black blanket beneath a bridge.
Police shut down a road that runs through a heavy residential area alongside the Phillippi Creek and called in the Hazardous Devices Unit.
The bomb squad X-rayed the suitcase and determined it was not an incendiary device. Upon opening it, they found a customized foam mold protecting a colorful glass waterpipe.
Call our Bomb Unit the bong unit after investigating suspicious package. Owner can contact us to claim property! pic.twitter.com/JzFj7tS9cZ— SarasotaSheriff (@SarasotaSheriff) September 9, 2015
September 09, 2015
WTW No Wait! Man Catches Wife in Bed With Her Father Gets Stabbed
Police in Oakland County say a man was stabbed by his father-in-law after finding the 47-year-old nude in bed with his wife — the man’s own daughter — and the older man is now behind bars.
The incident unfolded just after 3:30 a.m. Saturday at a home in the 100 block of W. Rundell Avenue in Pontiac, between Baldwin Avenue and Saginaw Street.
A 25-year-old man told police that he had arrived home and discovered his wife and her father completely nude, laying together in bed. The man woke up his father-in-law and got into an altercation that continued outside of the home.
That’s when the older man, since identified by police as Henry Allen Michael of Detroit, allegedly stabbed the younger man in the back with a knife.
After the stabbing, Michael got into his son-in-law’s vehicle and fled the scene.
Deputies were dispatched to McLaren Hospital after the man arrived with a non-life threatening stab wound that possibly perforated his right lung.
September 08, 2015
RIP Martin Milner
Actor Martin Milner, who projected clean-cut integrity through car windshields on '60s TV hits "Route 66" and "Adam-12," has died. He was 83.Oh well at least we still have Randolph Mantooth.
Milner died Sunday night surrounded by his family, said friend Pete Gray, who with Milner co-hosted "Let's Talk HookUp," a Southern California radio show on sportfishing.
August 24, 2015
Haters Gonna Hate
Big Bang Theory Actress catches hell for, you know, just visiting IsraelEW
"I think in general it's never going to be trendy to be observant or religious in Hollywood circles," Bialik told Fox 411 in an interview published Friday.Looking a bit deeper Jawa Report finds facts that make the hatred even more vile.
Bialik, 39, is of the Jewish faith and opened up about some serious backlash she received after a recent trip to Israel.
"I've gotten a lot of negative attention for visiting Israel," she said, recalling a visit to a friend in the Israel Defense Forces. "That's what amazing. … Simply by going to Israel this summer and saying nothing more than, 'I've gone to Israel,' I got the same amount of hatred and threats and anti-Semitism for actually making a statement trying to support people [who] whether I like it or not are serving in an army."
"That reveals the truth," she continued. "It really doesn't matter what I support or believe; the fact that I'm Jewish and go there is enough – that should be alarming to most people."
So, you know, the notion that I'm a real-life nerd that loves Star Wars and superheroes....Autolink.
July 28, 2015
Where's Vinnie? Nondescript White Van Edition
Go Vinnie Go!
July 26, 2015
Snoop Lion Violated!
I mean the brother reverted, but still the Man keeping him down.
And also Sweden I think your dope detector thingy is broken, but still don't you know there is an unwritten rule that celebrities and politicians I mean you know.
June 28, 2015
ISIS Flag Spotted In Gay Pride Parade
CNN reported the ISIS flag was being flown at a gay pride parade:
While roaming the annual Gay Pride Parade in London, CNN International reporter Lucy Pawle stumbled upon an "unnerving" sight: An unidentified man flying what initially appeared to be the flag of the jihadist Islamic State (ISIS).
Pawle snapped several photos of the strange sighting, and described to her CNN in-studio colleagues how parade-goers didn't seem to notice the flag, nor were there many questions being asked.
At one point, Pawle suggested it could have been a subtle piece of British humor (as they are wont to do) taunting ISIS since the militant group is notorious for executing homosexuals in rather brutal fashion. Corroborating her theory, Pawle said, is the fact that the flag's wording doesn’t appear to be Arabic, but rather "gobbledygook."
Wait... I thought all that "gobbledygook" on an ISIS flag was dildos and buttplugs!?
Looks like didlos and buttplugs to me. If fact, some analysis of the ISIS flag reveals:
So, CNN wasn't too far off. But I expect them to apologized to ISIS any day now.
June 11, 2015
RIP Christopher Lee
Sir Christopher Lee, the veteran actor and star of many of the world's biggest film franchises, has died aged 93.A great loss fro the Empire but always two there are.
The English-born actor, who made his name playing Dracula and Frankenstein's monster in the Hammer horror films, appeared in more than 250 movies
He was best-known for his villainous roles - including Scaramanga in James Bond and evil wizard Saruman in The Lord of the Rings.
The actor's other credits include The Wicker Man and Star Wars.
The actor is reported to have died on Sunday at Chelsea and Westminster hospital in London, after being hospitalised for respiratory problems and heart failure.
June 01, 2015
Hillary The Sixth Beatle?
Yoko Ono when asked about her thoughts about Hillary’s run for the presidency completely took reporters by surprise.Eeeewwww! Bad Gay!
“We met many times during the New York Vietnam War protests in the 1970s, and became very intimate. We shared many of the same values about sexual equality, fighting against the authoritarian, patriarchal, male-dominated society we were raised in” she explained.
“We had a brief romantic fling when I lived with John in Manhattan and Hillary was studying at Yale, but eventually we lost touch. I am amazed how things are going well for her and wish her the best for her campaign” she told reporters during the press conference.
May 19, 2015
JawaPalooza Review Mad Max Fury Road
I can't believe they cut off Charlize Theron's arm just to make a movie.
Now THAT is dedication to your craft.
Jawa Report file image of Charlize Theron boobs, I mean arm
So after consulting with Rusty, we give Mad Max Fury Road four droids.
Update: Oooops! Now I'm mixing up boobs, Pesky Alzheimer's! Always sneaking up on you like that.
April 17, 2015
School Lunch Optical Illusion
Believe it or not, both these images are of the same meal. But through manipulated lighting and a vast right-wing conspiracy, the image on the left makes the meal appear much less appealing than the actual Michelle Obama approved meal on the right.
The illusion illustrates how lighting and political spin can fool your mind into seeing things differently than they really are.
April 14, 2015
Joe Biden Expresses Disappointment About Hillary Running For President
Earlier this week, Biden spoke candidly with a close adviser about his desire to run for President.
With Hillary Clinton's high profile Presidential announcement, Biden lost all hope of gaining support from the Democratic establishment. This morning, Biden gave an interview expressing his feelings about the Clinton campaign:
Vote Fussy Little Bastard 2016!
Also forced napping will be outlawed. But he better watch out for Joe Biden, that dude is after your pacifier.
April 13, 2015
Swimmin' with the babes at Spring Break.
Update by Howie: OMG! Its Huge! Yeah I get that a lot ;-)
Also, Ah iyuz skary!
April 11, 2015
BREAKING: Black Man Stopped By White Cop; Doesn't Get Shot!
(Hat Tip: Weasel Zippers)
If only more young men were as intelligent and as reasonable as Will Stack. Will's video is below the fold.
April 10, 2015
SHOCKER: Barry Manilow Is Gay!!11!!!
Well, I'm not shocked. And I doubt anyone outside the Daily Mail news room is shocked either.
The news that Barry Manilow, the world's richest and most successful popular singer, has married his male manager, Garry Kief, at a secret wedding, may have stunned the legions of women who worship the 71-year-old icon's every move, but it is not likely to stop the traffic on Hollywood Boulevard.
For while many fans reacted on social media with broken-hearted shock - with one post reporting: 'my Mum can't stop crying about Barry' - there were many who had long suspected that, despite the star's decades of protestations to the contrary, the perma-tanned, disco-dancing smoothie was gay.
April 07, 2015
Mom Tries To Break Up Fight By Shooting Those Involved
I guess it seemed like a good idea at the time...
A gun-wielding mother has been arrested after allegedly firing into a crowd of people outside an apartment complex in a bid to break up a fight - only for the bullet to hit and kill her teenage son.
Latoya Tilson, 33, took out a .25-caliber handgun and fired several times into the feuding crowd in College Park, Georgia, on Saturday night after she was hit in the face by someone, police said.
But while one bullet struck a 17-year-old boy in the buttocks, another hit Tilson's 15-year-old son, Pierre, in the head.
I'm sure she was just trying to graze people like they do in the movies.
No Not Roscoe
He served honorably in the United States Army Air Force as a gunner on a B-17 bomber during World War II.
April 02, 2015
An Axe, A Cinder Block, And A Physics Teacher - What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
FYI, the co-worker survived. In fact, he was crazy enough to allow this physics teacher to take another swing!
Another angle below the fold with both swings.
March 31, 2015
Feel Good Story of The Day: She's Drunk Jim!
And to think just yesterday she was just a drunk, today she's a world famous drunk!
'Merca the land of opportunity.
February 27, 2015
RIP Mr. Spock
A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP— Leonard Nimoy (@TheRealNimoy) February 23, 2015
I Am Not Spock proclaimed the title of Leonard Nimoy's 1975 autobiography, in which the veteran actor tried to distinguish himself from his most iconic role, as Star Trek's emotionless half-human, half-Vulcan science officer. Twenty years later, he published a follow-up entitled, I Am Spock, in which the actor-director warmly embraced his pointy-eared alter ego. Like it or not, Nimoy — who passed away on Feb. 27 at the age of 83 from end-stage chronic obstructive pulmonary disease — was Spock to generations of sci-fi fans, so much so that when J.J. Abrams rebooted the franchise in the 2009 blockbuster, Nimoy was the one original cast member he made sure to bring back.
February 07, 2015
Sandcrawler Intermission: Trust Your Feelings
February 03, 2015
Randy Quaid LOL
Cousin Eddie bangs Rupert.
Hat Tip: Ben.
January 27, 2015
Sandcrawler Intermission: Making Fun of Arabs For No Particular Reason
I mean why not, if not for them life would be dull, no?
In the interest of diversity we shall now make fun of Hindus and Sikhs at the same time. Mainly because we can't tell them apart.
And last but not least those pesky Crusading Cross Worshipers!
I hope the Cross Worshipers don't kill me!
Jawa Present Must See Fatwad Films
300: Rise of Empire – FilmEnjoy the phobic arts today!
American Sniper – Film
Amira & Sam – Film
Dracula Untold – Film
Exodus: Gods and Kings – Film
Honor Diaries – Film
Oppressed Majority – Film
RoboCop (2014) – Film