November 28, 2018

Ministry of Boobies: Horrific Horrors Edition

I've been neglecting my duties.

OMG terrible!

By Howie at 11:22 AM | Comments |

September 27, 2017

Ministry of Jiggly: Shortage

You know what this blog needs, more boobs.

Working in slow mo - long day 📷 @victornappe

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I mean there are things that matter and things that don't. Boobs matter!

Update: Hugh Hefner has passed away. Heff helped young men learn what girls are in a pretty good way. As a Baptist I think that when young men show an interest in young ladies, its a good sign...


By Howie at 01:34 PM | Comments |

January 23, 2017

Youtube Bans Sport Illustrated Swimsuit Channel (Update: Faith Restored!)

It appears that boobs are no longer allowed on the interwebs.


Hey that looks clickable!


I felt a great disturbance in The Force as if millions boobs cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced!

Jawa Report: Only running the really important stories of the day.


Update: Dan Freeman helps us out with our boob fix below the fold.

Update: Jihadtube restored the channel but none of their videos.

Update: At last all is as it should be.

Update: Mutiny and stay on Cook Island? go back to civilization?

Mutiny and stay on Cook Island? go back to civilization?
Mutiny and stay on Cook Island? go back to civilization?

The choice seems pretty clear.

By Howie at 01:38 PM | Comments |

November 03, 2016

Vogue: Cleavage Out

I've never heard a more ridiculous statement in my whole born put together.

Vogue UK declared in its latest issue cleavage is out of style. But many do not support the fashion bible’s bold commentary on female body parts.

Playboy cover girl and talk show host Coco Austin told FOX411 Vogue’s declaration is outlandish.

“Really? So, is that saying Marilyn Monroe, Jane Mansfield, Sofia Loren, Bridgette Bardot just to name a few are out, too? As long as men are alive, cleavage will never play out,”

Amen Sister!

More research here.

Hat Tip: Chris.

By Howie at 09:48 AM | Comments |

October 05, 2016

Boobies Are The Water of Life

Someone said that liking boobs is bad, that person is an idiot.

By Howie at 07:31 AM | Comments |

September 07, 2016

Questions to Ponder

Would I run a Prison Planet video if there were boobs in it?

That's a silly question. Anyway their reporter, she's um.... very healthy.

Anyway 3:12. Burn!

By Howie at 08:01 AM | Comments |

August 01, 2016

Jawa Report Officially Endorses Donald Trump

Someone is attempting to make Trump President by pointing out that Melania was once in a hot artsy sexy good gay photograph.


And also some other super hot photographs.


Um, so that does it, this Trump guy makes Bill Clinton look like an amateur. He picks this.


Hillary picks.


He picks this girl.


Who keeps and turns in his DNA.

So who's the better picker here? We're all in for Trump now.

By Howie at 07:53 AM | Comments |

July 17, 2016

Ministry of Boobies: Die Whitey! Die!

Such a nice lady. Anyway combining current events and boobs in one post, only at Jawa.

But she only means Kill in, you know, in a positive way.

By Howie at 08:01 PM | Comments |

June 28, 2016

Sandcrawler PSA: Use What The Good Lord Gave You

Hey and if what he have you is a really nice set of boobs, you're as good as hired.

But maybe conventional wisdom has been leading us astray. According to new research from Paris-Sorbonne University, showing a bit of skin during the recruitment process can help a woman clinch a job interview.

Jawa File Image of Leading Candidate

Here’s the deal: over a period of three years, researchers responded to hundreds of job ads using two fictional female candidates: both had nearly identical resumes and experience, but one wore a low-cut top in her application photograph (commonly used when applying for jobs in France), while the other wore a conservative high-neck blouse. Can you guess which one attracted more interview offers? Yep. Researchers found that more cleavage = more interest from recruiters.

By Howie at 11:29 AM | Comments |

April 21, 2016

Ministry of Boobies: Hot Federale Edition

THE most important story of today!

A policewoman in Mexico is suspended after posing for a topless selfie in her patrol car and posting the photo on Facebook.
Nidia Garcia, who was supposed to be guarding the crime-ridden streets of Escobedo, when, wearing her police uniform, she exposed her breasts.
The image swept across Mexico after she posted it on social media and the mother-of-two was immediately relieved of her duties pending an investigation.

Hat Tip: Gonzo (NSFW).

By Howie at 07:47 AM | Comments |

April 14, 2016

THE MOST Important Story of The Day

Jennifer Lawrence's boobies!

She looked incredible. But that’s not what everyone is focusing on. Instead, media outlets — we won’t name names — have been focusing on the star’s unsupported assets.

I think this demands further research.



By Howie at 12:21 PM | Comments |

January 09, 2016

Probably THE Best Nekkid Protest Ever

You know sometimes the nekkid protests just don't live up to expectations but this time....

Below the fold so Shackleford doesn't get miffed.

Boobs for freedom!

By Howie at 11:33 AM | Comments |

December 29, 2015

Extreme Right Wing Fundamentalists Ostracize Feminist For Breastfeeding in Public

Its a total case of boobaphobia!

A woman has been brutally murdered by ISIS's female police for breastfeeding her child in public, according to witness reports.

Jawa File image of some boobs

The woman had been breastfeeding her son under the cover of her burqa, in Raqqa, northern Syria when she was spotted by ISIS's feared women police force; the al-Khansaa Brigade.

Despite shielding herself and the child from public view under her full-veil burqa, the Al-Khansaa Brigade ruled she had been 'violating public decency'.

By Howie at 08:52 AM | Comments |

September 14, 2015

In France, Boobies Protest You!*


Just kidding. Howie put in the bleg for some posts as he was heading out the door and I saw DMartyr double-posted what Howie just posted. So ... burned!

Plus, is there really such a thing as too much boobie?

No, really?

Please tell me.

Because, I think I might have a problem ......

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:02 PM | Comments |

May 14, 2015

Ministry of Boobies: Slacker Edition

You know sometimes I let the most important things slip by.




By Howie at 08:09 AM | Comments |

April 16, 2015

Some People Are Ugly, No Matter How Good They Look


ESPN reporter, Britt McHenry, was recorded berating a parking lot attendant:

By DMartyr at 09:42 PM | Comments |

March 09, 2015

Minitry of Boobies: International Women's Day

Jawas Celebrate International Women's Day in traditional fashion.

Jawas, we love traditions.

By Howie at 08:05 AM | Comments |

February 25, 2015

And Now a Moment With Jawas' Ministry of Boobies


Allahu Ackbar!

By Howie at 03:47 PM | Comments |

January 20, 2015

Sandcrawler PSA: State of the Union Post

I'd rather watch these boobs than that other boob.....

I think I actually learn more from her....

Thanks to Vinnie, he always makes sure I keep my head strait.

By Howie at 07:01 PM | Comments |

October 09, 2014

Ministry of Boobies: Purple Penguin Edition

A rare look into what Jawas discuss behind the scenes.

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In related news some of those fancy liberal types have suggested that calling boys and girls boys and girls is racist or something and instead we should call them purple penguins so as not to hurt their feeling nor promote the *hetro-normative patriarchy

Somehow we doubt that is going to help.

Urban Dictionary: Penguin Tits
Urban Dictionary
A condition that occurs when a pair of boobs are shaped in such a manner that they both point out far to the sides, leaving a large gap in between....

Nope its totally not helping, not helping at all.


*Hetro-normative patriarchy , see I read The Other McCain.

Hat Tip: Shirley.

By Howie at 09:18 AM | Comments |

October 01, 2014

Zionist Whores' Hot Decadent Sexuality Interfering With Brothers' Ability to Concentrate on Their Deen

*LOL, best interview with a Muj ever.

At 1:15 Drink the spiritual milk from the divine mammary.

Jawa Report file image of divine mammaries

Hat Tip: Tarek.

*It may be satire but sometimes real life and satire aren't all the far apart.

By Howie at 03:41 PM | Comments |

Behold The Powah of Da Boobs

You thought I was going to say Dark Side didn't you?

By Howie at 09:58 AM | Comments |

September 26, 2014

Yet Another Great Moment in Human History

The very first T&A shoot in Antarctica in the entire history of mankind.

No word on if Kate intends to continue on to the pole.

Heh, I said pole.

Bonus National Side Boob Day? Those sideboobs got nothing on Kate's sideboobs.

By Howie at 10:05 AM | Comments |

September 22, 2014

Ministry of Boobies: One Two Three?

She added more boobs so that men wouldn't like her? Ma'am you're doing it wrong.


I'd still hit it.

By Howie at 11:36 AM | Comments |

September 08, 2014

Katy Perry's Boobs Go Watersliding

Because tits = hits.


Hat Tip: Dark Lord of the Sith.

By Howie at 10:32 AM | Comments |

July 26, 2014

Total Sluts for IDF (Update: Banned)

First we brought you Hot Chicks for IDF. And now Jawa Report, pretty much the greatest blog in the universe brings you....

Total Sluts for IDF.


Or Stands With IDF or Stands for IDF.


I forget.

Limited time offer, not available in Gaza, The Islamic State or Taliban controlled areas.

Bonus! Sluts reading books.

Update: Facebook banned the page. Woe is me.

You can support terrorists and wish death on Jews but you can't paint I love the IDF on your boobs.

By Howie at 05:40 PM | Comments |

July 10, 2014

Burger King Bewb-Cam!

An angry Burger King cow goes on a rampage and about 45 seconds of pure bewb-cam I posted for Howie.

By DMartyr at 01:33 AM | Comments |

June 19, 2014

Jawa Report's Full World Cup Coverage

Heh, they said World Cup....

At first I was interested, then more interested, very interested. Then suddenly lost interest.

By Howie at 01:12 PM | Comments |

May 19, 2014

Fatwa This! The Real Green Birds of Paradise

You know, Islamists are always calling us the real terrorist and spreading this myth that dead muj become "Green Birds" and go strait to paradise.....

When I have the actual Green Birds of Paradise right here.

click for bigger boobs


Oh and just in case you were wondering what in the hell is taking Rusty so long, its his construction project.

click for bigger boobs

Hat Tip: WTF.

By Howie at 12:24 PM | Comments |

May 08, 2014

Ministry of Boobies: Pulp Fiction Edition

Boobies + Bookworms = Post!

As it's sunny in New York, they've been stripping off all over the place, most recently "the rooftop sundeck of a nude-friendly, gay-friendly, everything-friendly boutique hotel", where they read books "from hardboiled crime yarns to ancient-astronaut tracts to the indescribably glorious ABRAHAM LINCOLN, PRESIDENTIAL FUCK MACHINE".


"Conversation ensued … Photos were taken. Relaxation was had. Why can't every Saturday be a naked-with-friends-in-the-sun Saturday?" they write on their blog.

Yeah why not? Boobies! Set them free!(NSFW).

MOAR! Fatwaworthy?

By Howie at 11:10 AM | Comments |

February 14, 2014

To: Troops in Afghanistan From: The Jawa Report

Because it gets lonely in the Stan. Very, very lonely.


Happy Valentines Day guys (and Female Air Force Pilots)!

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 07:05 PM | Comments |

February 13, 2014

Hot Olympic Skier Jackie Chamoun Boobies Cause Outrage in Lebanon

The Lede:

Lebanon’s fractured sense of national identity was on full display this week, as bloggers rallied online to defend the honor of a female Olympian, the skier Jackie Chamoun, accused by the country’s sports minister of tarnishing the nation’s image by posing for seminude photographs on the slopes outside Beirut.


As the blogger Abir Ghattas explained, the photographs of the young skier and a colleague, and a risqué promotional video for the calendar they were used in, were unknown in Lebanon until a television channel, Al Jadeed, published them on Monday under the headline, “Scandal — Lebanese Skiing Champions Are Nude Starlets!”

Oh the horror!


More images of Jackie Chamoun below the fold.





By Howie at 10:24 AM | Comments |

February 06, 2014

Babes of the IDF: Part of a Continuing Series

Howie is having a bad day, so I'm posting this pic the IDF tweeted today.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 05:53 PM | Comments |

January 21, 2014

Where's Howie? Body Builder Blames Boobs For Broken Legs

Russian Dimitri Moskovich ended up with two broken legs at the weekend after falling from a rope the 48-year-old had climbed so many times before.

"I was looking at a very nice topless girl and I forgot what I was there for and next thing my legs were completely smashed," he told the Daily Telegraph while laid up in St Vincent's Hospital. (Source)

By DMartyr at 11:09 AM | Comments |

December 13, 2013

Danish Prime Minister Goes Basic Instinct on Obama

Helle Thorning-Schmidt beaver upskirt obama.JPG

The Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt upskirt video . Kinda funny.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:47 PM | Comments |

November 19, 2013

Vote Hadzovic!

She's got a platform we'd all like to grab onto from behind!

If sex appeal is power, then this Balkan beauty might have her eyes on the presidency.


Serbian politician Vanja Hadzovic posed for a titillating photo shoot for a popular tabloid newspaper that has roused passions in the southern European Republic.

More and more and more and more here and here.


I'm not sure what her politics are, but I believe in it!


By Howie at 01:00 PM | Comments |