September 07, 2016
Questions to Ponder
Would I run a Prison Planet video if there were boobs in it?
That's a silly question. Anyway their reporter, she's um.... very healthy.
Anyway 3:12. Burn!
August 01, 2016
Jawa Report Officially Endorses Donald Trump
Someone is attempting to make Trump President by pointing out that Melania was once in a hot artsy sexy good gay photograph.
Um, so that does it, this Trump guy makes Bill Clinton look like an amateur. He picks this.
He picks this girl.
Who keeps and turns in his DNA.
So who's the better picker here? We're all in for Trump now.
July 17, 2016
Ministry of Boobies: Die Whitey! Die!
Such a nice lady. Anyway combining current events and boobs in one post, only at Jawa.
But she only means Kill in, you know, in a positive way.
June 28, 2016
Sandcrawler PSA: Use What The Good Lord Gave You
But maybe conventional wisdom has been leading us astray. According to new research from Paris-Sorbonne University, showing a bit of skin during the recruitment process can help a woman clinch a job interview.
Jawa File Image of Leading Candidate
Hereís the deal: over a period of three years, researchers responded to hundreds of job ads using two fictional female candidates: both had nearly identical resumes and experience, but one wore a low-cut top in her application photograph (commonly used when applying for jobs in France), while the other wore a conservative high-neck blouse. Can you guess which one attracted more interview offers? Yep. Researchers found that more cleavage = more interest from recruiters.
April 21, 2016
Ministry of Boobies: Hot Federale Edition
A policewoman in Mexico is suspended after posing for a topless selfie in her patrol car and posting the photo on Facebook.
Nidia Garcia, who was supposed to be guarding the crime-ridden streets of Escobedo, when, wearing her police uniform, she exposed her breasts.
The image swept across Mexico after she posted it on social media and the mother-of-two was immediately relieved of her duties pending an investigation.
Here is that Mexican police woman from earlier. pic.twitter.com/nNYOwG2SDk— Gonzotrucker (@gonzotrucker) April 21, 2016
Hat Tip: Gonzo (NSFW).
April 14, 2016
THE MOST Important Story of The Day
She looked incredible. But thatís not what everyone is focusing on. Instead, media outlets ó we wonít name names ó have been focusing on the starís unsupported assets.
I think this demands further research.
February 15, 2016
From The Ministry of Scandalously Scandalous Scandals!
January 09, 2016
Probably THE Best Nekkid Protest Ever
You know sometimes the nekkid protests just don't live up to expectations but this time....
Boobs for freedom!
December 29, 2015
Extreme Right Wing Fundamentalists Ostracize Feminist For Breastfeeding in Public
A woman has been brutally murdered by ISIS's female police for breastfeeding her child in public, according to witness reports.
Jawa File image of some boobs
The woman had been breastfeeding her son under the cover of her burqa, in Raqqa, northern Syria when she was spotted by ISIS's feared women police force; the al-Khansaa Brigade.
Despite shielding herself and the child from public view under her full-veil burqa, the Al-Khansaa Brigade ruled she had been 'violating public decency'.
September 14, 2015
In France, Boobies Protest You!*
Just kidding. Howie put in the bleg for some posts as he was heading out the door and I saw DMartyr double-posted what Howie just posted. So ... burned!
Plus, is there really such a thing as too much boobie?
Please tell me.
Because, I think I might have a problem ......
June 03, 2015
Where is Dr. Rusty Shackleford? Transition Edition
Rusty asks that from this point forward you refer to him as Caitlyn Shackleford.
May 14, 2015
Ministry of Boobies: Slacker Edition
You know sometimes I let the most important things slip by.
April 16, 2015
Some People Are Ugly, No Matter How Good They Look
ESPN reporter, Britt McHenry, was recorded berating a parking lot attendant:
March 09, 2015
Minitry of Boobies: International Women's Day
Jawas Celebrate International Women's Day in traditional fashion.
Jawas, we love traditions.
February 25, 2015
And Now a Moment With Jawas' Ministry of Boobies
January 20, 2015
Sandcrawler PSA: State of the Union Post
I'd rather watch these boobs than that other boob.....
I think I actually learn more from her....
Thanks to Vinnie, he always makes sure I keep my head strait.
November 07, 2014
And Now a Moment of Quiet Reflection With Soothing Classical Music
October 09, 2014
Ministry of Boobies: Purple Penguin Edition
A rare look into what Jawas discuss behind the scenes.
In related news some of those fancy liberal types have suggested that calling boys and girls boys and girls is racist or something and instead we should call them purple penguins so as not to hurt their feeling nor promote the *hetro-normative patriarchy
Somehow we doubt that is going to help.
Urban Dictionary: Penguin Tits
A condition that occurs when a pair of boobs are shaped in such a manner that they both point out far to the sides, leaving a large gap in between....
Nope its totally not helping, not helping at all.
*Hetro-normative patriarchy , see I read The Other McCain.
Hat Tip: Shirley.
October 01, 2014
Zionist Whores' Hot Decadent Sexuality Interfering With Brothers' Ability to Concentrate on Their Deen
*LOL, best interview with a Muj ever.
At 1:15 Drink the spiritual milk from the divine mammary.
Jawa Report file image of divine mammaries
Hat Tip: Tarek.
*It may be satire but sometimes real life and satire aren't all the far apart.
Behold The Powah of Da Boobs
You thought I was going to say Dark Side didn't you?
September 26, 2014
Yet Another Great Moment in Human History
The very first T&A shoot in Antarctica in the entire history of mankind.
No word on if Kate intends to continue on to the pole.
Heh, I said pole.
Bonus National Side Boob Day? Those sideboobs got nothing on Kate's sideboobs.
September 22, 2014
Ministry of Boobies: One Two Three?
She added more boobs so that men wouldn't like her? Ma'am you're doing it wrong.
I'd still hit it.
September 08, 2014
Katy Perry's Boobs Go Watersliding
Hat Tip: Dark Lord of the Sith.
July 26, 2014
Total Sluts for IDF (Update: Banned)
First we brought you Hot Chicks for IDF. And now Jawa Report, pretty much the greatest blog in the universe brings you....
Or Stands With IDF or Stands for IDF.
Limited time offer, not available in Gaza, The Islamic State or Taliban controlled areas.
Bonus! Sluts reading books.
Update: Facebook banned the page. Woe is me.
Facebook: ďDeath To Zionist Baby Killer Israeli JewsĒ Page Doesnít Violate Our ďCommunity StandardsĒÖ http://t.co/3LQXZi9Nio— conservativesouthern (@politsoutherner) July 28, 2014
You can support terrorists and wish death on Jews but you can't paint I love the IDF on your boobs.
July 10, 2014
Burger King Bewb-Cam!
An angry Burger King cow goes on a rampage and about 45 seconds of pure bewb-cam I posted for Howie.
July 07, 2014
Ministry of Boobies: Red White and Blue Edition
Now THAT'S good gay.
June 19, 2014
Jawa Report's Full World Cup Coverage
Heh, they said World Cup....
At first I was interested, then more interested, very interested. Then suddenly lost interest.
May 19, 2014
Fatwa This! The Real Green Birds of Paradise
You know, Islamists are always calling us the real terrorist and spreading this myth that dead muj become "Green Birds" and go strait to paradise.....
When I have the actual Green Birds of Paradise right here.
click for bigger boobs
Oh and just in case you were wondering what in the hell is taking Rusty so long, its his construction project.
click for bigger boobs
Hat Tip: WTF.
May 08, 2014
Ministry of Boobies: Pulp Fiction Edition
As it's sunny in New York, they've been stripping off all over the place, most recently "the rooftop sundeck of a nude-friendly, gay-friendly, everything-friendly boutique hotel", where they read books "from hardboiled crime yarns to ancient-astronaut tracts to the indescribably glorious ABRAHAM LINCOLN, PRESIDENTIAL FUCK MACHINE".Yeah why not? Boobies! Set them free!(NSFW).
"Conversation ensued Ö Photos were taken. Relaxation was had. Why can't every Saturday be a naked-with-friends-in-the-sun Saturday?" they write on their blog.
February 14, 2014
To: Troops in Afghanistan From: The Jawa Report
Because it gets lonely in the Stan. Very, very lonely.
Happy Valentines Day guys (and Female Air Force Pilots)!
February 13, 2014
Hot Olympic Skier Jackie Chamoun Boobies Cause Outrage in Lebanon
Lebanonís fractured sense of national identity was on full display this week, as bloggers rallied online to defend the honor of a female Olympian, the skier Jackie Chamoun, accused by the countryís sports minister of tarnishing the nationís image by posing for seminude photographs on the slopes outside Beirut.Oh the horror!
As the blogger Abir Ghattas explained, the photographs of the young skier and a colleague, and a risquť promotional video for the calendar they were used in, were unknown in Lebanon until a television channel, Al Jadeed, published them on Monday under the headline, ďScandal ó Lebanese Skiing Champions Are Nude Starlets!Ē
More images of Jackie Chamoun below the fold.
February 06, 2014
Babes of the IDF: Part of a Continuing Series
Howie is having a bad day, so I'm posting this pic the IDF tweeted today.
January 21, 2014
Where's Howie? Body Builder Blames Boobs For Broken Legs
Russian Dimitri Moskovich ended up with two broken legs at the weekend after falling from a rope the 48-year-old had climbed so many times before.
"I was looking at a very nice topless girl and I forgot what I was there for and next thing my legs were completely smashed," he told the Daily Telegraph while laid up in St Vincent's Hospital. (Source)
December 13, 2013
Danish Prime Minister Goes Basic Instinct on Obama
The Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt upskirt video . Kinda funny.
November 19, 2013
If sex appeal is power, then this Balkan beauty might have her eyes on the presidency.More and more and more and more here and here.
Serbian politician Vanja Hadzovic posed for a titillating photo shoot for a popular tabloid newspaper that has roused passions in the southern European Republic.
I'm not sure what her politics are, but I believe in it!
November 01, 2013
Science! Men AND Women Read Jawa Report For The Eye Candy
Sorry for the delay blogging this morning I've had a heck of s time deciding with images to put with this story, its been rough.
SCIENCE has confirmed what women have known for years - men really do look at women's bodies more than their faces.Study in this critical area of science continues below the fold.
But a study published in the journal Sex Roles shows that women are just as guilty of staring at other women's bodies more than their faces.
The US study took 29 women and 36 men who were fitted an eye-tracking system which measures how many milliseconds the eyes remain on a certain spot.
Photographs of 10 women were shown, each with three digitally altered body shapes - curvaceous, much less curvaceous and in-between.
Both men and women focused on women's chests and waists.
Those women with bigger breasts, narrower waists and bigger hips prompted longer looks.
No six-packs. Like six-packs.The reader is the boss you know, added below the fold.
Posted by: Valerie at November 01, 2013 11:26 AM
October 31, 2013
Ministry of Boobies: Spooky Edition
Somehow given my life experience I suspect this lady isn't the first to find herself scantily clad is a graveyard. But this time its for a good cause.
A Polish photographer did not break the law by conducting a photo shoot with a half-naked model at the Jewish cemetery in Checiny, Polish lawmakers held this week after a complaint was filed.All the controversial images are here
The city prosecutor in the Polish city of Kielce decided this week that Polish photographer Lukasz Szczygielski did not intend to insult the religious sensibilities of the cemetery of the Jewish community and that his main objective was art when he photographed a topless model at the Jewish cemetery in Checiny in August, TVN 24 reported.
At the time, Szczygielski explained that he wanted to draw attention to the neglected cemetery in the southern Poland town.
Also a NSFW set of Szczygielski's work is here. Tough job that photography. Anyway feel free to surf through those, because Halloween is spooky and nothing calms your irrational fear like boobies.
October 15, 2013
Ministry of Boobies: Marvel Edition
Honestly I was just there for the boobs, I swear to god! please don't sue, swat and/or bomb me.
September 06, 2013
Ministry of Boobies: Where Have You Been Young Man? Edition
Rusty has been, you know worried about me due to my absence. So in order to reassure him I hereby present Katy Perry's boobs for discussion.
Yeah I'm not really into pop, so IMO the song's not that good but the boobs are nice, real nice. And she didn't even twerk once. Which is the difference between sexy hot and whorish borish.
See Rusty, I'm all good.
August 01, 2013
Asking For It
A social experiment in sex - a guy asking girls for sex:
A girl asking guys for sex:
This just goes to show that old double standard, when a man has sex with a lot of woman, he's a stud. When a woman has sex with a lot of men, she's a slut. But when a woman asks for sex from a lot of different men, it's an offer most men can't refuse. But when a man asks for sex, well, that's just really creepy.