April 21, 2016

Ministry of Boobies: Hot Federale Edition

THE most important story of today!

A policewoman in Mexico is suspended after posing for a topless selfie in her patrol car and posting the photo on Facebook.
Nidia Garcia, who was supposed to be guarding the crime-ridden streets of Escobedo, when, wearing her police uniform, she exposed her breasts.
The image swept across Mexico after she posted it on social media and the mother-of-two was immediately relieved of her duties pending an investigation.

Hat Tip: Gonzo (NSFW).

By Howie at 07:47 AM | Comments |

April 14, 2016

THE MOST Important Story of The Day

Jennifer Lawrence's boobies!

She looked incredible. But thatís not what everyone is focusing on. Instead, media outlets ó we wonít name names ó have been focusing on the starís unsupported assets.
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I think this demands further research.

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By Howie at 12:21 PM | Comments |

January 09, 2016

Probably THE Best Nekkid Protest Ever

You know sometimes the nekkid protests just don't live up to expectations but this time....

Below the fold so Shackleford doesn't get miffed.

Boobs for freedom!


By Howie at 11:33 AM | Comments |

December 29, 2015

Extreme Right Wing Fundamentalists Ostracize Feminist For Breastfeeding in Public

Its a total case of boobaphobia!

A woman has been brutally murdered by ISIS's female police for breastfeeding her child in public, according to witness reports.


Jawa File image of some boobs

The woman had been breastfeeding her son under the cover of her burqa, in Raqqa, northern Syria when she was spotted by ISIS's feared women police force; the al-Khansaa Brigade.

Despite shielding herself and the child from public view under her full-veil burqa, the Al-Khansaa Brigade ruled she had been 'violating public decency'.

By Howie at 08:52 AM | Comments |

September 14, 2015

In France, Boobies Protest You!*

*

Just kidding. Howie put in the bleg for some posts as he was heading out the door and I saw DMartyr double-posted what Howie just posted. So ... burned!

Plus, is there really such a thing as too much boobie?

No, really?

Please tell me.

Because, I think I might have a problem ......

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:02 PM | Comments |

May 14, 2015

Ministry of Boobies: Slacker Edition

You know sometimes I let the most important things slip by.

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By Howie at 08:09 AM | Comments |

April 16, 2015

Some People Are Ugly, No Matter How Good They Look

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ESPN reporter, Britt McHenry, was recorded berating a parking lot attendant:

By DMartyr at 09:42 PM | Comments |

March 09, 2015

Minitry of Boobies: International Women's Day

Jawas Celebrate International Women's Day in traditional fashion.


Jawas, we love traditions.

By Howie at 08:05 AM | Comments |

February 25, 2015

And Now a Moment With Jawas' Ministry of Boobies

Takbir!

Allahu Ackbar!

By Howie at 03:47 PM | Comments |

January 20, 2015

Sandcrawler PSA: State of the Union Post

I'd rather watch these boobs than that other boob.....

I think I actually learn more from her....

Thanks to Vinnie, he always makes sure I keep my head strait.

By Howie at 07:01 PM | Comments |

October 09, 2014

Ministry of Boobies: Purple Penguin Edition

A rare look into what Jawas discuss behind the scenes.

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In related news some of those fancy liberal types have suggested that calling boys and girls boys and girls is racist or something and instead we should call them purple penguins so as not to hurt their feeling nor promote the *hetro-normative patriarchy

Somehow we doubt that is going to help.


Urban Dictionary: Penguin Tits
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A condition that occurs when a pair of boobs are shaped in such a manner that they both point out far to the sides, leaving a large gap in between....
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Nope its totally not helping, not helping at all.

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*Hetro-normative patriarchy , see I read The Other McCain.

Hat Tip: Shirley.

By Howie at 09:18 AM | Comments |

October 01, 2014

Zionist Whores' Hot Decadent Sexuality Interfering With Brothers' Ability to Concentrate on Their Deen

*LOL, best interview with a Muj ever.

At 1:15 Drink the spiritual milk from the divine mammary.


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Hat Tip: Tarek.

*It may be satire but sometimes real life and satire aren't all the far apart.

By Howie at 03:41 PM | Comments |

Behold The Powah of Da Boobs

You thought I was going to say Dark Side didn't you?


By Howie at 09:58 AM | Comments |

September 26, 2014

Yet Another Great Moment in Human History

The very first T&A shoot in Antarctica in the entire history of mankind.

No word on if Kate intends to continue on to the pole.

Heh, I said pole.

Bonus National Side Boob Day? Those sideboobs got nothing on Kate's sideboobs.

By Howie at 10:05 AM | Comments |

September 22, 2014

Ministry of Boobies: One Two Three?

She added more boobs so that men wouldn't like her? Ma'am you're doing it wrong.

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I'd still hit it.


By Howie at 11:36 AM | Comments |

September 08, 2014

Katy Perry's Boobs Go Watersliding

Because tits = hits.

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Hat Tip: Dark Lord of the Sith.

By Howie at 10:32 AM | Comments |

July 26, 2014

Total Sluts for IDF (Update: Banned)

First we brought you Hot Chicks for IDF. And now Jawa Report, pretty much the greatest blog in the universe brings you....

Total Sluts for IDF.

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Or Stands With IDF or Stands for IDF.

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I forget.

Limited time offer, not available in Gaza, The Islamic State or Taliban controlled areas.

Bonus! Sluts reading books.

Update: Facebook banned the page. Woe is me.


You can support terrorists and wish death on Jews but you can't paint I love the IDF on your boobs.


By Howie at 05:40 PM | Comments |

July 10, 2014

Burger King Bewb-Cam!

An angry Burger King cow goes on a rampage and about 45 seconds of pure bewb-cam I posted for Howie.

By DMartyr at 01:33 AM | Comments |

June 19, 2014

Jawa Report's Full World Cup Coverage

Heh, they said World Cup....

At first I was interested, then more interested, very interested. Then suddenly lost interest.

By Howie at 01:12 PM | Comments |

May 19, 2014

Fatwa This! The Real Green Birds of Paradise

You know, Islamists are always calling us the real terrorist and spreading this myth that dead muj become "Green Birds" and go strait to paradise.....

When I have the actual Green Birds of Paradise right here.

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Fatwa?

Oh and just in case you were wondering what in the hell is taking Rusty so long, its his construction project.

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Hat Tip: WTF.

By Howie at 12:24 PM | Comments |

May 08, 2014

Ministry of Boobies: Pulp Fiction Edition

Boobies + Bookworms = Post!

As it's sunny in New York, they've been stripping off all over the place, most recently "the rooftop sundeck of a nude-friendly, gay-friendly, everything-friendly boutique hotel", where they read books "from hardboiled crime yarns to ancient-astronaut tracts to the indescribably glorious ABRAHAM LINCOLN, PRESIDENTIAL FUCK MACHINE".

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"Conversation ensued Ö Photos were taken. Relaxation was had. Why can't every Saturday be a naked-with-friends-in-the-sun Saturday?" they write on their blog.

Yeah why not? Boobies! Set them free!(NSFW).

MOAR! Fatwaworthy?

By Howie at 11:10 AM | Comments |

February 14, 2014

To: Troops in Afghanistan From: The Jawa Report

Because it gets lonely in the Stan. Very, very lonely.

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Happy Valentines Day guys (and Female Air Force Pilots)!

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 07:05 PM | Comments |

February 13, 2014

Hot Olympic Skier Jackie Chamoun Boobies Cause Outrage in Lebanon

The Lede:

Lebanonís fractured sense of national identity was on full display this week, as bloggers rallied online to defend the honor of a female Olympian, the skier Jackie Chamoun, accused by the countryís sports minister of tarnishing the nationís image by posing for seminude photographs on the slopes outside Beirut.

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As the blogger Abir Ghattas explained, the photographs of the young skier and a colleague, and a risquť promotional video for the calendar they were used in, were unknown in Lebanon until a television channel, Al Jadeed, published them on Monday under the headline, ďScandal ó Lebanese Skiing Champions Are Nude Starlets!Ē

Oh the horror!


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More images of Jackie Chamoun below the fold.

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By Howie at 10:24 AM | Comments |

February 06, 2014

Babes of the IDF: Part of a Continuing Series

Howie is having a bad day, so I'm posting this pic the IDF tweeted today.


By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 05:53 PM | Comments |

January 21, 2014

Where's Howie? Body Builder Blames Boobs For Broken Legs

Russian Dimitri Moskovich ended up with two broken legs at the weekend after falling from a rope the 48-year-old had climbed so many times before.

"I was looking at a very nice topless girl and I forgot what I was there for and next thing my legs were completely smashed," he told the Daily Telegraph while laid up in St Vincent's Hospital. (Source)

By DMartyr at 11:09 AM | Comments |

December 13, 2013

Danish Prime Minister Goes Basic Instinct on Obama

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The Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt upskirt video . Kinda funny.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:47 PM | Comments |

November 19, 2013

Vote Hadzovic!

She's got a platform we'd all like to grab onto from behind!

If sex appeal is power, then this Balkan beauty might have her eyes on the presidency.

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Serbian politician Vanja Hadzovic posed for a titillating photo shoot for a popular tabloid newspaper that has roused passions in the southern European Republic.

More and more and more and more here and here.

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I'm not sure what her politics are, but I believe in it!

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By Howie at 01:00 PM | Comments |

November 01, 2013

Science! Men AND Women Read Jawa Report For The Eye Candy

Sorry for the delay blogging this morning I've had a heck of s time deciding with images to put with this story, its been rough.

News.com.au:

SCIENCE has confirmed what women have known for years - men really do look at women's bodies more than their faces.

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But a study published in the journal Sex Roles shows that women are just as guilty of staring at other women's bodies more than their faces.
The US study took 29 women and 36 men who were fitted an eye-tracking system which measures how many milliseconds the eyes remain on a certain spot.

Photographs of 10 women were shown, each with three digitally altered body shapes - curvaceous, much less curvaceous and in-between.

Both men and women focused on women's chests and waists.
Those women with bigger breasts, narrower waists and bigger hips prompted longer looks.

Study in this critical area of science continues below the fold.

Update:

No six-packs. Like six-packs.
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The reader is the boss you know, added below the fold.

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By Howie at 09:47 AM | Comments |

October 31, 2013

Ministry of Boobies: Spooky Edition

Somehow given my life experience I suspect this lady isn't the first to find herself scantily clad is a graveyard. But this time its for a good cause.

A Polish photographer did not break the law by conducting a photo shoot with a half-naked model at the Jewish cemetery in Checiny, Polish lawmakers held this week after a complaint was filed.

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The city prosecutor in the Polish city of Kielce decided this week that Polish photographer Lukasz Szczygielski did not intend to insult the religious sensibilities of the cemetery of the Jewish community and that his main objective was art when he photographed a topless model at the Jewish cemetery in Checiny in August, TVN 24 reported.

At the time, Szczygielski explained that he wanted to draw attention to the neglected cemetery in the southern Poland town.

All the controversial images are here

Also a NSFW set of Szczygielski's work is here. Tough job that photography. Anyway feel free to surf through those, because Halloween is spooky and nothing calms your irrational fear like boobies.

By Howie at 01:15 PM | Comments |

September 06, 2013

Ministry of Boobies: Where Have You Been Young Man? Edition

Rusty has been, you know worried about me due to my absence. So in order to reassure him I hereby present Katy Perry's boobs for discussion.


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Yeah I'm not really into pop, so IMO the song's not that good but the boobs are nice, real nice. And she didn't even twerk once. Which is the difference between sexy hot and whorish borish.

See Rusty, I'm all good.

By Howie at 08:01 AM | Comments |

August 01, 2013

Asking For It

A social experiment in sex - a guy asking girls for sex:

A girl asking guys for sex:

This just goes to show that old double standard, when a man has sex with a lot of woman, he's a stud. When a woman has sex with a lot of men, she's a slut. But when a woman asks for sex from a lot of different men, it's an offer most men can't refuse. But when a man asks for sex, well, that's just really creepy.

By DMartyr at 10:53 AM | Comments |

July 17, 2013

Buzzkill: Boobie Hater Calls Police To Report Redneck Heaven

Vodka Pundit:

A patron called Lewisville police after what they claim happened during a stop at the restaurant and bar called Redneck Heaven. When officers went to the establishment to investigate they found female waitresses serving customers with only body paint and pasties covering their breasts.

Pocahontas?
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Yes!

(Vodka Pundit)So now weíll have a bunch of ignorant politicians debating the weighty matter of exactly what geometry of the female breast away from the nipple is allowed to be exposed and what constitutes proper coverage of said side- and/or under-boob.

Iíll tell you who the boobs are: The people who went to the cops instead of walking back to their car.

After further research of this so called Redneck Heaven, I believe this may have been the offending angel right here.

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I love her. Thanks to the uptight prude, for without that asshole I might have never known. And also I predict a huge increase in Rednecks making it into heaven.

By Howie at 07:39 AM | Comments |

June 27, 2013

Ministry of Jiggly: Death Star Edition

Hat Tip: Rsluty.

By Howie at 02:13 PM | Comments |