August 01, 2016
Jawa Report Officially Endorses Donald Trump
Someone is attempting to make Trump President by pointing out that Melania was once in a hot artsy sexy good gay photograph.
Um, so that does it, this Trump guy makes Bill Clinton look like an amateur. He picks this.
He picks this girl.
Who keeps and turns in his DNA.
So who's the better picker here? We're all in for Trump now.
June 26, 2016
Before the Dark Times
Before the Empire.
Medieval Star Wars. pic.twitter.com/FThBMPtykD— Luke Romyn (@LukeRomyn) June 26, 2016
February 17, 2016
Trump Owns Jeb
ype jebbush.com into your web browser.Maybe Jeb is just too nice or something?
What happens? You'll quickly be directed to another candidate's website: Donald Trump's.
As it turns out, the Bush campaign doesn't own jebbush.com. The domain name is owned by a company called Fabulous.com Pty Ltd., an Australian company that helps people monetize their internet domain names. The site was apparently created on Nov. 19, 1997 and updated on Oct. 20, 2015, according to a domain registration search.
Anyway discuss relative pros and cons of having a cutthroat as President who can out-cutthroat even politicians.
September 24, 2015
Where's JWT? Swollen Edition
DUNEDIN, Fla. (WFLA) – A Florida woman is charged with domestic battery after deputies say she sneaked up behind her husband and hit him in the testicles. The victim secretly recorded the attack with a GoPro video camera.Ain't no sunshine when she's home?
Investigators say it happened at about 10 a.m. on Sept. 17. in Dunedin.
August 21, 2015
Good Anakin Gooooodd!
A few hours after sending out those initial tweets, the @ replies column of my TweetDeck went nuts. Tweet after tweet after tweet streamed in. I was a life-hating bloodthirsty ghoul; a soulless bitch; pro-dead-babies-incinerated-as-biohazardous-trash; a sad, degenerate monster; a fucking heartless beast; a human sewer; the female Hannibal; a soulless wino psychopath; an ignorant twat; a Caitlyn Jenner look-alike; an Obama taint-licker; a dumb, sniveling fuckwhistle; perhaps "some type of transgender"; nasty skank trash; and an elitist snot (that one came with a photo of dozens of dead children), among other pleasantries.I always find it amazing that people, posting things publicly on the internetz get upset that other people might post things on the internetz.
You enter the public forum with eyes wide open. Then if your speech is read by the wrong people, you get pissed off. Or if a certain percentage of people express their hope that you have a stroke, its harassment
How about you put your big girl panties on before you enter the public forum?
BTW those are good insults, we can Jawas can always use more insults.
I've been threatened with pretty much every sort of death threat and hate the internet has.
My advice, just keep on writing what you believe. Take the flack and stop whining.
August 15, 2015
Guest Editoral from Jeff
Yeah MosqueWatch Jeff. Yes we are that old.
R2 D2 your argument is invalid.
December 19, 2014
Heartbreak Santa Mauled by Bear
I guess that's it then, Christmas is canceled boys and girls.
December 12, 2014
Sandcrawler Public Decompression Service
We know your life is full of stress, what with the holidays coming up and Indian authorities on your tail. So Dr. Vinnie suggested we post this as a totally free service to our readers.
Vinnie is so smart!
November 27, 2014
Sandcrawler PSA: Shut Up Kid!
Well its that time of year once again, that time when we are all reminded how little class and originality today's protesters actually have....
I'm thankful this year to still be alive! And for Rusty and Vinnie and all the other Jawas.
So the Jawas are all going to have a Thanksgiving dinner that can't be beat and we're not going to blog until the next morning. Kid.
There is nothing better for a man, than that he should eat and drink, and that he should make his soul enjoy good in his labour. This also I saw, that it was from the hand of God.
November 14, 2014
ISIS To Explode Like Volcanoes
Casually walk for your lives!
October 01, 2014
Zionist Whores' Hot Decadent Sexuality Interfering With Brothers' Ability to Concentrate on Their Deen
*LOL, best interview with a Muj ever.
At 1:15 Drink the spiritual milk from the divine mammary.
Jawa Report file image of divine mammaries
Hat Tip: Tarek.
*It may be satire but sometimes real life and satire aren't all the far apart.
September 23, 2014
The Blessed Release of The FBI Investigation of Samir Khan AKA Inshallahshaheed (Sticky)
It is my honor to post possibly the best post of my life, today.
In 2006, a high priority for the FBI was tracking the owner of a blog called Inshallahshaheed who frequently posted commentary in support of Muslim extremist groups and violent jihad.Jawa Report gets a mention.
The FBI feared that both the shifting tone of the blog entries and the dozens of videos the blogger posted to YouTube depicting terrorist operations indicated that he was planning an attack against the US, or intended to join up with militants in Iraq and Afghanistan to fight the US military.
Five years later, that blogger, Samir Khan, was killed in a CIA drone strike in Yemen alongside radical cleric Anwar al-Awlaki, who the Obama administration had secretly targeted for death, setting off a fierce debate over executive power. Both men were affiliated with al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula — and both men were US citizens.
The New York Times story that the analyst mentions was the first news report written about Khan. It was published on October 15, 2007 and examined his online preachings in the context of how radical jihadists use the Internet to spread their message.As I recall Samir Khan was first outed publicly by a Jawa report reader's link to Blogger profile he has used after he first reverted to Islam but before Samir became a seriously radicalized al-Qaeda supporter. After looking at the writings of that old blog (Human Liberation - an Islamic Renaissance) and the Ignored Puzzled Pieces of Knowledge Blog it became clear the author of both blogs was the same person. The old Blogger profile contained Samir Khan's real name and location and included a picture of Khan.
Jawa Report PWNs Samir Khan for Hotlinking.
The Washington, DC analyst recommended that the agent in Charlotte read a post contained on an anti-jihad blog called the Jawa Report:You will find more information that is new it will all be laid out for you by [redacted]. Please read the comments section if you need to. I am in great hopes you will lock him up once and for all. He is a traitor. He gives aid and comfort to the stated enemies of our government. He is more than just a propagandist as far as I am concerned.
We closed the comments on that post, but by then the cat was out of the bag that the terrorist blogger known as Inshallahshaheed (A Martyr God Willing) was indeed Samir Khan.
The FBI's eyebrows were raised when Samir wrote a post in favor of an al-Qaeda invasion of Manhattan. Now the post was a bit of a pipe dream, but i was clear where Samir Khan's loyalties lay and also posted on the sixth anniversary of 9/11.
See the original post here: Website: Soon, The Blessed Invasion of Manhattan-- "Special Gift" for 9/11( copy of the post is on page 138 of the .pdf)
The reference to Wordpress was removed when Wordpress Suspended Samir's blog. One of many Jawa takedowns on Samir.
Vice News has posted a pdf. from the FBI and its investigation of Samir Khan here.(embedded below the fold)
Our celebration of the Droning of Samir Khan also contains many links to Jawa Report coverage Inspire founder Samir Khan and his online activities.
Also see our InshallahShaheed archive for related stories.
Jawa Mentions in the .pdf thanks to Jane.
Jawa hits on page 134And the last word goes to Dr. Rusty Shackleford.
Ppage 138 is a photocopy of jawa, 17 pages of jawa, dated 9/12/2007
howie and rusty say this, howie and rusty say that...
also see jawa references on pages 168, 182, 203, 216, 308, 309 (which one of you most likely to use the phrase, "this little missive"?)
348- 353 interesting
Update: Just for kicks, one of female Indonesian blogger Jihadi Princess' old comments on Samir Khan's blog. Jihadi Princess is well known and inspired Jihad Jane, to the point that some days I still get them mixed up.
Update II: Jihadi blogger and Atlanta teacher Al X (stewart) gets a mention too. I think he's one of the few core Revolution Muslim members to stay out of prison.
An FBI file from 2007 said agents identify the blogger, based on comments posted on his blog, as a "30 year old male, black-Muslim convert living in the Southern United States" who "identifies his occupation as 'Mujahid in training.'" The FBI was worried the unnamed blogger's "rhetoric, especially concerning conducting violent jihad in the United States, could encourage Samir Zafar Khan of his path of escalation to actually conduct a terrorist act in the United States."Al X is also known as Black Lion.
The New York Times story that the analyst mentions was the first news report written about Khan. It was published on October 15, 2007 and examined his online preachings in the context of how radical jihadists use the Internet to spread their message.The "First news report written about Khan", Really? Really?
Jawa Report readers were told about Khan months earlier although he had not been named publicly. So the NY times was hardly the "first news report about Khan".
Dear Vice, Suck it.
Update IV: Friend of Jawa Report Abu Yahood gets a mention too.
From Washington Times
*Several of the stories I will link comments are still closed for obvious reasons.
September 17, 2014
Sandcrawler PSA: How to Tell Vinnie's Pet Skunk From All The Other Skunks
September 03, 2014
These Aren't The Moderate Opposition We're Looking For
As the Obama administration struggles to address the threat from ISIS and plans to go to Congress in coming weeks to up its commitment against ISIS in Syria and Iraq, multiple media reports indicate that the US-backed Free Syrian Army (FSA) is operating openly with ISIS and other designated terrorist groups. And yet financial and military support for the FSA is the keystone to the administration’s policy in Syria.As they say, Read the Rest.
Last week the Washington Post reported on the Syrian ‘rebel’ takeover of the Golan Heights Quneitra border crossing with Israel (where I reported from last year), with the ‘rebels’ capturing the UN peacekeepers stationed at the crossing. The Post noted:The United Nations gave no further details, but an Israeli military spokesman told CNN that the captors are suspected to be members of al-Qaeda-affiliated Jabhat al-Nusra, which has been fighting alongside more-moderate, Western-backed rebels for control of the area.The “more-moderate, Western-backed rebels” fighting alongside with Jabhat al-Nusra the Post was referring to, but didn’t dare name, was none other than the FSA.
This is not the only time the FSA has been caught allied with US-designated terrorist groups. Just a month ago the New York Times quoted a ‘rebel’ field commander saying that the FSA had joined ISIS and Jabhat al-Nusra in attacking a border post in Lebanon:Reached by phone in Arsal, Abu Osama, a member of Mr. Jomaa’s brigade, said that the sole purpose of Saturday’s attacks was to secure the release of Mr. Jomaa and that they were carried out as a combined operation involving fighters from the Free Syrian Army, the Nusra Front and ISIS.The Times report was quick to note that Abu Osama’s claim could not be confirmed, no doubt because that fact would be devastating to the Obama administration’s ongoing narrative about the “moderate, vetted” FSA. But the facts about the true nature of the FSA are getting harder to conceal.
Hat Tip: Achmed.
July 31, 2014
DMartyr Gets Noticed
I love our readers but its always nice to get recognition from other bloggers. Huff Watcher over at The Algemeiner was kind enough to give me credit for noticing something the professional "researchers" and "journalists" at Huffington Post didn't.
And that is the space picture of the Gaza conflict. If you missed my post, read it HERE.
Huff Watcher also mentioned another blogger, "CandidBouncyGraySquirrel," who made a brilliant overlay of the space image and a map of Israel so you can see how all the ports line up:
The Huffington Post, and most of the MSM that ran with the pro-Palestinian version of "explosions in Gaza seen from space" still haven't issued a correction or clarification.
Thanks, Huff Watcher!
June 20, 2014
Jawa Report The Last Refuge of Buxom Wenches
An activist suggests we stop using the term Buxom Wench.
A term that fell out of favor over 100 years ago.
Fell out of favor 100 years ago, how on earth have we let this happen?
If there's one thing the world needs more of its Buxom Wenches!
Because Buxom Wenches always have been and always will be fun loving, independent, hetro women on the cutting edge of liberation! And always will be.
A world without Buxom Wenches would be a dull, colorless joyless place.
May 19, 2014
Fatwa This! The Real Green Birds of Paradise
You know, Islamists are always calling us the real terrorist and spreading this myth that dead muj become "Green Birds" and go strait to paradise.....
When I have the actual Green Birds of Paradise right here.
click for bigger boobs
Oh and just in case you were wondering what in the hell is taking Rusty so long, its his construction project.
click for bigger boobs
Hat Tip: WTF.
March 13, 2014
Book Review: Israel Strikes
One of the privileges of being a high powered blogger is that people are constantly sending me freebies (or trying). Mostly, I just turn them down. If I'm interested in your book I'll pay for the dang thing! If I accept a freebie and I don't say anything about it, chances are I didn't think much of it. Or at least, it was nothing I thought worth mentioning. It doesn't mean I hate your book, it just means, I dunno, I gave it a meh. Or meant to write something and then got all ADD and forgot about it.
At other times people buy ads in the sidebar and I just ignore them. A few months ago, though, I saw this book being advertised called Israel Strikes by William Strook and it seemed interesting so I bought it. That means I paid cold hard cash for it, just like the rest of you, so if you think my (short) review is biased by some kind of financial incentive then screw you guys, I'm going home.
Here's what I thought about it: Loved it!
So go buy the book. Now. It's only $2.99 on kindle. That's cheaper than a Big Mac and much more satisfying.
Synopsis: Israel bombs the hell out of everyone you and I think need to be bombed the hell out of. Lots of twists and turns. Bad people die, liberals whine, the reader comes away satisfied.
I'd say it's a kind of mini-version of Tom Clancy's World War III epic novel Red Storm Rising. But instead of the US vs the Soviets this is Israel vs. Iran & Hezbollah. It has that same multi-person point of view narrative that Clancy often employs, but maybe not as much technical detail (although there were a few times I found myself Googling this or that piece of military hardware). I especially like the Saudis role in the whole affair.
So, there it is. It's a pretty good read. It sat on my Kindle for a few months and I forgot I had bought it, but a couple of weeks ago I had a long flight and remembered it was on there and then couldn't put it down until I was through.
Any other good reads out there? Recommendations?
UPDATE: Oops, that should have been WWIII not WWII, obviously
February 13, 2014
Hot Olympic Skier Jackie Chamoun Boobies Cause Outrage in Lebanon
Lebanon’s fractured sense of national identity was on full display this week, as bloggers rallied online to defend the honor of a female Olympian, the skier Jackie Chamoun, accused by the country’s sports minister of tarnishing the nation’s image by posing for seminude photographs on the slopes outside Beirut.Oh the horror!
As the blogger Abir Ghattas explained, the photographs of the young skier and a colleague, and a risqué promotional video for the calendar they were used in, were unknown in Lebanon until a television channel, Al Jadeed, published them on Monday under the headline, “Scandal — Lebanese Skiing Champions Are Nude Starlets!”
More images of Jackie Chamoun below the fold.
February 11, 2014
Main Threats to Turkey: Jews, Porn and Youtube
Never mind the war in Syria, or Iraq or a plethora of other issues, what really scares the Turks are those tempting Jewesseses.
In the aftermath of the latest bout of protests in Turkey, Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan identified the latest set of conspirators out to sabotage his government: pornographers. The pro-government newspaper the Star published a headline accusing the “porn lobby” of instigating violent protests....Um Yeah, I can kind of see their point....
But evidently now that the AKP has come under fire for corruption scandals, a nose-diving currency, a feud with the Gulenist movement, continued popular dissent, a tottering foreign policy, and a war next door, the porn-watching, Lufthansa-flying, interest-rate manipulating Jews have found their opportunity to pounce.
December 15, 2013
The Rare Blog Sabbath Post by Rusty
H/T: Kevin Jackson
October 24, 2013
Reader Love Mail From Australia (Bumped)
We get mail.
From: "WAREN"OK so I'm not sure which prophet he's talking about.
Date: Oct 24, 2013 8:16 AM
Subject: F*ckin delete the photo of our prophet(pbuh) and Allah
To: (redacted but its Vinnie)
Bastard delete the photo of My Allah and prophet(pbuh)
The one of the prophet Muad'dib AKA The Preacher.
Or this one of the great Yoda (pbuh).
Either way the answer is still no.
UPDATE By DMarytr: I got love mail too! But mine is more sexy!
Date: Oct 24, 2013 9:13 AM
Subject: Can u fuckin delete the post
To: (redacted DMartyr)
Bloody delete the photo of our prophet and Allah(swt). Or else I'll screw u to death.
August 30, 2013
Get Well, Jim
Jim Hoft over at Gateway Pundit is facing some serious health issues. Please keep him in your prayers:
As most of you know, Jim has been in the hospital for almost a week, now. He has been fighting a bacterial infection that is related to a recent artificial knee replacement and complications related to that. Surgeries will follow in the next week, so Jim will be out of commission for a bit longer. Your thoughts and prayers are still needed. And appreciated!!
You can send a get well wish via Twitter using the #GetWellJim hashtag.
August 09, 2013
RACHEL MARSDEN – COME ON DOWN!As someone once said, read the rest.
Pre-amble: I have had years of people coming at me using sexual ploys to try and needle my true ID out of me – but this is the first time I have had someone come at me using my ‘dox’ to try and actually get sex. This is a hefty post so here’s a spoiler (full resolution download here) if you are short on time, you’ll get the skinny straight away, but I highly recommend reading this full post for context and completeness.
The first thing I would like you to take notice of here is the quote above, please bear in mind that I actually tweeted this exact quote out days ago when I started work on this particular blog post. My reasons for pointing this out will become apparent as you (hopefully) enjoy this latest episode of wacky. So what’s been going on then? Well it seems somebody has taken a little shine to me and is more than a little annoyed that, well, to put it bluntly, I have rejected her internet delivered aggressive sexual advances. Here’s the scoop:
So a couple weeks back I get followed by one @RachelMarsden - I briefly glanced at her profile and saw she appeared to be a National Security and Political commentator so I followed back. She almost instantaneously began to make aggressive sexual advances to me in Twitter Direct Messages while also insisting she knew my true identity. I get this kind of thing a lot, so I just blocked her as another troll/failed social engineer. Unfortunately I find myself blocking between 50-100 lunatics a day and so thought nothing of it. A short time later a person I have respect for on twitter, whose name I am not going to mention, but lets just say his name rhymes with ‘orange’, contacted me to explain to me that @RachelMarsden was truly upset that I had blocked her, vouched for her, and requested that I unblock her, and because it was ‘orange’ requesting it, I unblocked and followed. But that’s a rare occurrence, so I decided to check this woman out, thinking she must be pretty amazing at whatever it is she does.
WELL HOLY SHIT!!!
I immediately saw she’s outstanding at what she does. In fact, she’s been previously recognized the world over as a leader in her field. She’s a goddam convicted serial stalker. I shit you not. Here’s a small selection of her ‘awards’.
July 24, 2013
Ministry of Boobies: Weiner's Wanker Leaker Exposed!
A 23-year-old political activist was last night revealed as the woman allegedly at the center of Anthony Weiner's latest sexting scandal - which took place a year after he resigned from office in disgrace.Hat Tip: JWF.
The woman, identified by Buzzfeed as 'Sydney Leathers', was named just hours after she is believed to have released copies of explicit conversations with the disgraced ex-Congressman and pictures of his genitals that she claims he sent her.
Sydney Elaine Leathers is a 23-year-old blogger for the Indiana Progressive Liberals and was a field organizer for Obama's re-election campaign. She once named Weiner as a political hero online.
July 16, 2013
Cornhole Watch: Goatly aka Emerson Begolly Gets 8/12 Years
A western Pennsylvania man who pleaded guilty to using the Internet to promote terrorist attacks against American military and civilian targets has been sentenced to 8 ½ years in federal prison.WTAE:
Twenty-four-year-old Emerson Begolly of Redbank Township was sentenced Tuesday on one count of solicitation to commit a crime of violence. Authorities say he posted on an Islamic extremist Web forum he moderated.
His public defender asked for leniency in exchange for information Begolly has allegedly provided in other terror-related investigations.Oh my! He snitched on the Muj..... wonder what Allah's punishment for that is?
Jawa Classic footage of Goatly in action.
Super Sekrit Zionist message: And every rock was soaked in blood
Heartbreak Co-Conspirator in Jihad Jane Case Can't Pray in Irish Prison Because of the Porn
An Algerian man jailed in Ireland and wanted by the United States on terrorism charges filed a damages suit against the Irish state on Tuesday, saying his prison conditions were "not even suitable for animals".Oh the horror, if anyone has, you know, contact with some of Damache neighbors, ask them to put this one up for us.
Ali Charaf Damache is wanted by the FBI for conspiracy in a foiled international plot to murder a Swedish cartoonist whose depiction of the Prophet Mohammad with the body of a dog caused outrage in Muslim countries.
"Cork Prison is not even suitable for animals," Damache, 47, told the High Court. "There was a television and radio (in my cell). When I practiced my prayer they (cellmates) deliberately put the volume up (and) they put pictures of naked women on the wall. I can't pray in a place where there are naked pictures..."
Damache said he had been unable to wash before prayer and handling the Koran, as his faith requires, and was usually allowed to shower and change his underwear just once a week
Also I hear there is a rumor he's keeping hashish in his rectum. Better check that.
Damache was convicted in the Jihad Jane plot. Another accomplice Jihad Jamie (aka Jamie Paulin-Ramirez married Damache upon her arrival in Ireland only to find that Damache was only interested in the Muslima as a sex slave.
Hat Tip: El Grillo.
July 08, 2013
He's out looking for a hot co-ed volunteer for um further testing.
Extra credit anyone?
June 27, 2013
Ministry of Jiggly: Death Star Edition
Hat Tip: Rsluty.
May 21, 2013
Looking for the best spot to fish.
Looks like he found it.
May 20, 2013
The JΞSTΞR™ Revealed!
After hundreds of hours and tireless research, an internet sleuth has determined that the JΞSTΞR™'s real name might maybe be....(pause added for dramatic effect) ...some guy from
Australia Texas called Dale Gribble!
And also might maybe somehow be associated with the most interesting blog in the world Jawa Report and our Zionist leader Dr. Rusty Shackleford possibly maybe.
Um, yeah, see JΞSTΞR™'s blog is linked there on the right under Fatwa Worthy.
Peace out to Zionist Internet Spy #13.
May 14, 2013
Angelina Jolie's Has Double Mastectomy
Angelina Jolie, one of Hollywood’s biggest and most visible stars, writes in a New York Times editorial about a very private medical decision she managed to keep secret.n April 27, I finished the three months of medical procedures that the mastectomies involved. During that time I have been able to keep this private and to carry on with my work.
But I am writing about it now because I hope that other women can benefit from my experience. Cancer is still a word that strikes fear into people’s hearts, producing a deep sense of powerlessness. But today it is possible to find out through a blood test whether you are highly susceptible to breast and ovarian cancer, and then take action.
May 10, 2013
Look Darth! Its Heather Locklear!
click for more Babia Majora!
Hat Tip: Some Other Sith Lord.
April 04, 2013
Boobies Against Islamists
BERLIN: Bare-breasted activists staged rallies in front of mosques and Tunisian embassies across Europe Thursday against what they called an Islamist crackdown on Arab women's rights.Probably NSFW in boobie fearing America.
A Femen activist burns a Salafist flag in front of the Great Mosque of Paris, on April 3, 2013.
"And we'll fight against them. And our boobs will be stronger than their stones."
The rallies targeted in particular the case of a Tunisian activist calling herself Amina Tyler who sparked a scandal last month when she posted pictures of herself online with the words "My body belongs to me" and "Fuck your morals" emblazoned across her naked breasts.
Why u insult holly banner of Islam?
More Fatwa seeking boobies below the fold.
March 08, 2013
Ministry of Entertainment : Bieber Sucking Air in London
March 06, 2013
Sandcrawler PSA: Productivity Enhancer
This will either make your day 2 1/2 hours shorter or.....is a complete waste of time and bandwidth.
February 26, 2013
Sandcrawler PSA: Howie is Feeling Verklempt
I was out sick for a few days there and Vinnie sent me this as a get well card.
It's like the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me, sniff sniff.
October 18, 2012
Don't Panic! (Comment Banning in the Works)
The comment banning feature is in the boiler. It should be up some time early next week.
In the meantime: just ignore Greyrooster. There really is no reasoned response to unreasoned antisemitism.
However, should you find a Lefty leaving a comment I encourage you to engage them with the facts. Facts are like kryptonite to the Left.