May 21, 2013
Looking for the best spot to fish.
Looks like he found it.
May 20, 2013
The JΞSTΞR™ Revealed!
After hundreds of hours and tireless research, an internet sleuth has determined that the JΞSTΞR™'s real name might maybe be....(pause added for dramatic effect) ...some guy from
Australia Texas called Dale Gribble!
And also might maybe somehow be associated with the most interesting blog in the world Jawa Report and our Zionist leader Dr. Rusty Shackleford possibly maybe.
Um, yeah, see JΞSTΞR™'s blog is linked there on the right under Fatwa Worthy.
Peace out to Zionist Internet Spy #13.
May 14, 2013
Angelina Jolie's Has Double Mastectomy
Angelina Jolie, one of Hollywood’s biggest and most visible stars, writes in a New York Times editorial about a very private medical decision she managed to keep secret.n April 27, I finished the three months of medical procedures that the mastectomies involved. During that time I have been able to keep this private and to carry on with my work.
But I am writing about it now because I hope that other women can benefit from my experience. Cancer is still a word that strikes fear into people’s hearts, producing a deep sense of powerlessness. But today it is possible to find out through a blood test whether you are highly susceptible to breast and ovarian cancer, and then take action.
May 10, 2013
Look Darth! Its Heather Locklear!
click for more Babia Majora!
Hat Tip: Some Other Sith Lord.
April 04, 2013
Boobies Against Islamists
BERLIN: Bare-breasted activists staged rallies in front of mosques and Tunisian embassies across Europe Thursday against what they called an Islamist crackdown on Arab women's rights.Probably NSFW in boobie fearing America.
A Femen activist burns a Salafist flag in front of the Great Mosque of Paris, on April 3, 2013.
"And we'll fight against them. And our boobs will be stronger than their stones."
The rallies targeted in particular the case of a Tunisian activist calling herself Amina Tyler who sparked a scandal last month when she posted pictures of herself online with the words "My body belongs to me" and "Fuck your morals" emblazoned across her naked breasts.
Why u insult holly banner of Islam?
More Fatwa seeking boobies below the fold.
March 08, 2013
Ministry of Entertainment : Bieber Sucking Air in London
March 06, 2013
Sandcrawler PSA: Productivity Enhancer
This will either make your day 2 1/2 hours shorter or.....is a complete waste of time and bandwidth.
February 26, 2013
Sandcrawler PSA: Howie is Feeling Verklempt
I was out sick for a few days there and Vinnie sent me this as a get well card.
It's like the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me, sniff sniff.
October 18, 2012
Don't Panic! (Comment Banning in the Works)
The comment banning feature is in the boiler. It should be up some time early next week.
In the meantime: just ignore Greyrooster. There really is no reasoned response to unreasoned antisemitism.
However, should you find a Lefty leaving a comment I encourage you to engage them with the facts. Facts are like kryptonite to the Left.
September 27, 2012
Obama Campaign Targeting Sith Lords
I'm not sure what is more disturbing, the idea that the Obama campaign would actually seek the support of the Sith or the fact that there are 78 people registered to vote with the first name Darth.
Oh no you don't, you join me...... and together we can rule the Galaxy. At least right up till I Force choke you to death for your incompetence.
Hey, check this out -- according to our records, there are 78 people named Darth who are already registered to vote in this election.
Today, I have a quick mission for you:
Make it 78 plus one. Make sure you're registered to vote now --
September 20, 2012
Cleric Admonishes Hot Iranian Chicks; Asks Them to Cover Up;
Hot Iranian Chicks Kick His Ass
The feel good story of the day. CNN:
Two girls clobbered a cleric recently in a small town in Iran when he admonished one of them to cover herself more completely.
The cleric said he asked "politely," but the girl's angry reaction and some pugilistic double-teaming with her friend landed the holy man in the hospital, according to an account Monday in the semiofficial Mehr News Agency.
Jawa Hot Iranian Chick Image Credit
...She hit the man of the cloth, and he hit the ground.
"I don't remember what happened after that," he said. "I just felt her kicks and heard her insults."
Beheshti, who emerged from the infirmary three days later, said he did not file a complaint against the girls.
But he doesn't mind the local prosecutor's investigation into the matter either "as long as the case helps the cause of Islamic hijab."
September 19, 2012
Hitler Raps Gangnam Style
Hey its better than my last post.
June 14, 2012
Just a Link: The REAL Velvet Revolution
Velvet Revolution is the name of one of Brett Kimberlin's so-called non profit groups. His wiki and website are on the top of Google search. Now, originalvelvetrevolution.com wants to try to change that.
Bottom line is:
Brett Kimberlin and the Justice of Google
On November 19, 1989, the people of Prague, in the former state of Czechoslovakia, gathered to commemorate a massacre of Czech students by Nazi Germany fifty years earlier. By the end of the day, the gathering turned into a demonstration against a ruling Communist government that had begun massacring Czechs and Slovaks from virtually the moment the Nazis were booted out. By December 29, 1989, without a shot fired, the protesters had driven out their Communist masters, electing poet, playwright, and political prisoner Vaclav Havel as interim President. This peaceful revolt by a peaceful people against their Stalinist puppet government became known as the “Velvet Revolution”.
On November 30, 2004, convicted terrorist bomber, drug dealer, and perjurer Brett Kimberlin formed a Maryland corporation for the purpose of soliciting tax-exempt donations from the public and charitable foundations, to promote an alleged “network of more than 100 progressive organizations reaching millions of people demanding progressive change through our various campaigns”. Campaigns such as offering bounties for the head of the Chamber of Commerce, the impeachment of a Supreme Court Justice, and proof that John Kerry actually won the 2004 presidential election.
This corporation was also known as the Velvet Revolution, or “VelvetRevolution.US, Inc.” according to its corporate filings.
We believe it is a farce and a disgrace that Brett Kimberlin seeks to cloak his *nefarious acts under the name “Velvet Revolution”, a name which in the rest of the world stands for courage and dignity in the face of terror.Link to them, post on FB, follow them on on Twitter, whatevers.
The second result of a Google search for “Velvet Revolution” leads to Brett Kimberlin. This is unacceptable.
Brett Kimberlin, and his associate Brad Friedman, do not own the name “Velvet Revolution”. They do not, and cannot, claim trademark or copyright protection in the term, because in the realm of politics, where Kimberlin and Friedman seek to meddle, the term “Velvet Revolution” is more generic than “Jell-O”.
Likewise, we do not own the name “Velvet Revolution”. No one owns the term. The Czechs and Slovaks who put their lives on the line in 1989 have a pretty strong moral claim, but they’re all in MittelEuropa. The Czechs and Slovaks have bigger problems than one terrorist moonbat making a mockery of a First Amendment that they don’t have anyway.
So we’re taking the name back, for them.
What are your demands?
Our needs are simple. We seek to drive Brett Kimberlin’s fake Velvet Revolution into third place, or lower, on a Google search for the term. We estimate that we can do this within six months. Eventually we’d like to knock Wikipedia out of the top spot, but all things in their time.[ More...]
File this under ANTEATER/Ministry of Blog Pimpage
Update: One very important background read by Mandy Magy (aka @Liberty_Chick) regarding the story behind he who should not be named/Velvet Revolution I failed to mention: Flashback: Progressives Embrace Convicted Terrorist[from 612 days ago]
She now puts up with this, almost every day..
Oh my, my fingers just slipped or something.
My keys, my keys!!
Dailykos Calls SWATting Nice Little Knock on the Door
PICKET: Rep Sandy Adams(R-FL24) leads 85 member effort demanding SWAT-ting investigation from DOJ
Flashback Indianapolis Star: Bizarre Plots Planned by the Speedway Bomber
Rep Kenny Marchant(R-TX24): Marchant Stands for Free Speech and with Conservative Bloggers Under Attack
Malkin: Going dark to urge congressional action: Who will protect the freedom to blog? (Updated- Erick Erickson on CNN & SWATting Calls)
ACLJ Steps up to defend bloggers over Kimberlin coverage
Patterico: Audio & Transcripts From the Hearing Where Aaron Walker Was Arrested for Blogging About a Public Figure (Updated)
I Fought the Ma #BrettKimberlin
Brett Kimberlin Top Ten Domestic Terrorist Of All Time?
My[Zombie Omar Hammami] Contribution to the Brett Kimberlin Blogburst
Walker Freed, Was Arrested for BLOGGING
Blogger Arrested for ... Blogging? UPDATED -- Another UPDATE: Arrested for Assault? Another UPDATE: IBD at Hearing "1st Amendment Muzzled"...by a Google Alert?
Senator Chambliss Demands Inquiring Into SWAT-ting Attacks Against Conservative Bloggers
Won't Back Down: National Bloggers Club Announces Aaron Walker Appeal
Patterico: Audio & Transcripts From the Hearing Where Aaron Walker Was Arrested for Blogging About a Public Figure (Updated)
The Profoundly Dishonest Brett Kimberlin?
Court Audio from Kimberlin vs Walker - Peace Order - May 19, 2012
SWATting Finally Gets TV Coverage
SWATting a CNN Contributor, Who's Next Beotches?
Charles Johnson Worries About His Connections to Brett Kimberlin
Brett Kimberlin's "Non-Political" Charity Tries to Intimidate Its Critics
Glenn Beck Interviews Patterico & Aaron Walker Regarding #BrettKimberlin
Convicted Bomber Brett Kimberlin, Neal Rauhauser, Ron Brynaert and Their Campaign of Political Terrorism?
Who is Brett Kimberlin?
May 15, 2012
SCREWED! by Dick Morris & Eileen McGann
In SCREWED!, Morris and McGann expose a massive scandal: how foreign countries are ripping America off and plundering our economy, with the help of our own political and business leaders. The premise of the book stems from a detailed examination of the end-of-term treaties that Obama and Hillary are negotiating with the UN and the EU, which would:Enact comprehensive gun control,These measures have all been proceeding in secret...until now!
Ban space-based missile interceptors,
Require us to pay a UN body half of our royalties from off-shore drilling,
Establish a legal right to US foreign aid,
Ban use of our military without U.N. approval.
Create a legal right to welfare.
April 19, 2012
Ministry of Boobies: Hot Colombian Hooker Edition
24-year-old single mom is known as Dania, she says agent offered $30 for $800 service
As David Lee Roth once said, "Look, I'll pay you for it WTF?"
April 01, 2012
Photo Essay: Boobies Against Islamists
We're totally for it. Even if we can't understand a word she is saying. The Powah of Boobies transcends language.
March 29, 2012
It Appears Chuck is Excited
To say that our boxer, Chuck, was excited to see him come home is an understatement. (And if you're wondering why it says "again" it is because we went through this a year ago as well. That video is also posted.)
No crying you danged old Softys!
March 06, 2012
Where is Dr Rusty Shackleford? Slutty Co-Ed Edition XXV
Blankmeyer claims in her lawsuit that her roommate, Laura, would have sex with her boyfriend while she was in the room and sleeping.
The roommate was having online and actual sex right in front of her,” Blankmeyer’s complaint states. She also claims that Laura would engage in “sexually inappropriate video chatting when Lindsay was in the room.”
Because Blankmeyer alleges her mental health deteriorated while she was in that situation and the school did nothing to help her resolve it, she is suing the college for $150,000.
February 28, 2012
Senate Study on The Online Radicalization of Zachary Chesser of Revolution Muslim
The Internet and social media are integral ingredients in the rapid radicalization of homegrown terrorists, said a staff study by the Senate homeland security committee that recommended a coordinated government response to counter online radical propaganda and help communities intervene in the radicalization process.The .pdf copy of the study is here.
The report, released on Feb. 27 by the staff of the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, was based on the close study of the personal writings of Zachary Chesser, the Bristow, VA man now serving a 25-year sentence for threatening the writers of the South Park television show, soliciting violent jihadists to desensitize law enforcement, and attempting to provide material support to Al-Shabaab.
The study also provides some unique detail into Chesser’s motivations and personality.
The Senate staff said Chesser’s case was a classic case study of how quickly online radicalization can occur compared to the traditional process of face to face contact between an aspirant and an established terrorist group.
Jawa report was not mentioned in the study, we were basically robbed. But we're getting really used to that ;)
Update: A mention of if not our name, our actions on page 19.
February 20, 2012
Facebook Bans ReplyGirl!
I heard they were going to allow established Avitars? I think it must be because they dislike boobies. I mean who hasn't
heard watched dozens of her muted videos?
So why do I care? I mean besides the boobies. Well I kind of like the way she keeps going despite her bad English, the trolls, the stalkers and solicitors. So on and so forth.
That takes a bit of chutzpah.
January 10, 2012
Sydney Spies Yearbook Photo Controversy
18-year-old Sydney Spies wants a future in modeling, and she figured she would make that clear with her senior picture in her high school yearbook.
But the Durango, Colo., prospective graduate found herself embroiled in controversy when her school’s yearbook editors put the kibosh on running a photo of Sydney posing provocatively in a black shawl and short yellow skirt that exposed plenty of skin.
It seems the efforts to ban this girl's slutty pics have backfired on the yearbook staff, making Sydney famous overnight. I bet that really burns their asses.
January 03, 2012
Shameless Twitter Pimpin' - Follow Me!
I'm relatively new to Twitter. I've had the account for a while but really only recently started tweeting. Stable Hand is the Jawa Report's main tweeter, but since she is taking a break, I've been trying to pimp our posts a bit at Twitter.
It's just the number of my followers a little low. They've been increasing steadily, and I appreciate everyone who is following and re-tweeting. But I really would like to see a few more.
So, if you tweet and are not already a follower, please add me now:
If you are already following and have a nice list for yourself, please pimp me!
**Bonus fatwa to whoever names the movie quote. No cheating! No googling or internet searches!
November 14, 2011
Super Committee Approaches Deadline
(Washington) Political wrangling within the Joint Deficit Reduction Committee continues with a deadline of November 23 for finding $1.5 trillion in deficit reduction.
They have been meeting for two months, poring over concepts and ideas already hashed out by three other groups over the past year.I suspect the committee will find a way to delay making a final decision.
But 10 days before their deadline, members of the so-called congressional "super committee" created to forge a deficit reduction deal indicated Sunday that they remain hung up on basic issues of tax and entitlement reform that have previously stymied agreement.
September 13, 2011
Bosch Fawstin Interview
September 03, 2011
MMMMMMM, Bacon!why today is International Bacon Day
August 20, 2011
Saturday Night Culture
Word is that she's a pianist. I'd suggest she is fantastic.
Arguably a little lower on the culture scale, there's a babe offering to trade her virginity for a concert ticket. One ticket? Boy, the price of precious flowers has dived from previous offers in the tens of thousands of dollars.
August 10, 2011
Rev. Al Sharpton endorses 'the In word'
July 25, 2011
Sandcrawler PSA: Return of Israel Survival Updates
You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule.
July 19, 2011
IQ Al Rassooli On "Dr. Jim Talk Show"
The Muslim scholar being interviewed is a dear friend of mine. (IQ objects at being called a 'scholar' but he is one in every sense of the word.) The interview is quite long - almost one and a half hours - so allow yourself time:
You can hear more lectures by IQ al Rassooli at Youtube.com and at the-koran.blogspot.com. He currently has over 230 chapters posted. Every statement, assertion, or accusation IQ makes can be verified using Islamic texts. His lectures are not opinion, but indisputable facts about the religion's own doctrine.
You can also read IQ's thesis at inthenameofallah.org or read his book, Lifting The Veil: The True Faces of Muhammad and Islam.
Whether you are just starting to learn about Islam or consider yourself very knowledgeable on the subject, I guarantee you will learn something new.
June 29, 2011
It's Wednesday! Joe Dan Gorman's "The IN Word" With Guests Ben Shapiro, Ellen Karis & Victoria Jackson
With Joe Dan's side kick and co writer Sonja Schmidt:
Wednesday, June 29 · 10:00pm - 11:00pm
11PM ET, 10PM CT & 8PM PT
Watch live stream & Replays Here!
PJTV's Sonja Schmidt and creator Joe Dan Gorman co-write and produce this cutting edge PC Defying webcast...aka the fun world of Liberal Free Conservative Arts....Music, comedy and more. Visit our website at http://the-in-word.com/
So Jawas, check it out cuz like Jawa Report was included in credits of last 2 shows. Stop by and chat so I can prove to Joe Dan and Sonja people do read my posts....
I hope, if not you are all FIRED! Oh wait...
June 15, 2011
Sandcrawler PSA: Tonight Joe Dan Gorman's 'the IN word" (Updated)
Wednesday, June 15 · 10:00pm - 11:00pm
11PM ET, 10 PM CT, 8PM PT. USTREAM.TV! Streamed Lived to your computer!
Joe Dan Gorman
JoeDanMedia (Official Page)
LIBERAL FREE ENTERTAINMENT...not counting jokes about them.
Tonight Sonja & Joe Dan welcome the amazing and talented Neal Fox. You don't want to miss this demented guy, LOL.
Covering hot topics from Cow-Tipping to Kwanza
Tune in for fun, laughs....and good tunage.
JOIN US IN THE CHAT ROOM!!!!!!
Replays/podcasts available immediately after the show to watch at your leisure
the IN word blogspot
Update by Howie:
Er uh, Odie has that one.
Updated again by Howie, er uh that got their attention. Lol, Odie has to "go dark" for a while. Oooopssss.
UPDATE by SH: Here's DMartyr's from LiveLeak:
UPDATE: I missed lasts weeks (their 1st show) and I made sure to watch it tonight It was funny, entertaining but a had a problem with something in my eyes when Neal Fox's music video "We're All Gonna Be There When She Dies" was played:
June 10, 2011
Weiner's New Career
Puzzled why Anthony Weiner hasn’t already packed his bags and headed for a little blissful obscurity — or at least blissful in comparison to the past couple of weeks? Chuck Bennett reminds us that the Congressman hasn’t exactly built himself a parachute for his post-electoral career. In fact, without his Congressional salary, he would have rather hefty bills and no apparent means to pay them offWell Ed forgets porn.
No not good porn but porn none the less. One thing about the world is there is always someone who is sicker than you are.
9 1/2 Centimeters.
I dunno, you try I'm not all that much into anything but T&A.
June 09, 2011
Sandcrawler PSA: 'the IN word' --Lib-Nut Free Entertainment on UStreamTV
Well, co-producer Sonja Schmidt of PJTV and I debuted 'the IN word' last night. And it was a blast.God bless you Joe Dan and good luck!
'the IN word' is Liberal Free Entertainment not centered around the days news. There's comedy, music and more. Here's a link to our UStreamTV channel so you can check it out at your convenience.
Video below the fold.
They say conservatives won't support us, well... let's prove them wrong.
It is very important that you give us a chance.... And invite friends. New Show next Wednesday night! Even if you try NOT to---you'll have fun!
The IN word is a JoeDanMedia.com production. LIBERAL FREE CONSERVATIVE ARTS
Website: http://the-in-word.blogspot.com[WEDNESDAY NIGHTS 11PM ET, 8PM PT]
June 06, 2011
Congressman Weiner Makes Girl Moist
Just thinking about his internet.
just a random image to invoke the moist ambiance
Update: Super Weiner!
Bwwwahahahaaaaaa! You look a little "strained" there Congressman No Head.
Bwhhwhwaaaaa!@!! Question,,,, giggle, giggle, snort, can a sitting US congressman, bwaaaahahahhaha! Stay. stay. stay in office after his webcam, bwaaahahha, pic of him tossing off is published on the internet?
Seriously this is the BEST. SCANDAL. EVER. Bwaaahahaahaaa!
May 26, 2011
Pat Condell Blames Those Filthy Zionists at Jawa Report for Everything
Well not me specifically, but I get a lot of hate mail directed at me for my Jooishness.
Marching to Zion!
May 20, 2011
Jawa Report: Dependably Three Days Ahead of CNN
Federal authorities are using words uttered by the co-founder of a radical Islamic group to charge him with threats against the creators of "South Park."I really can't report that enough.
A criminal complaint alleging the communication of threats was filed in Virginia late last week against Jesse Curtis Morton, also known as Younus Abdullah Mohammad.
A senior law enforcement source Thursday told CNN, which interviewed Morton in 2009, that the suspect is believed to be in Morocco, where he maintains Islampolicy.com, an English-language website propagating pro al Qaeda views.
That website is a successor to Revolutionmuslim.com.
And a note to Younes at Islampolicy: Why don't you answer my emails? Cat got your tongue? And there all this time we thought Yousef was the big fat pussy in your group. But now we know it's you.
May 10, 2011
Obligatory Royal Sister-in-Law Boobie Scandal Post
A scandalous photo of the tan and topless Pippa, 27, doing some dirty dancing with an unidentified similarly topless man, has surfaced (via Us Magazine). And although we've come to expect nothing less from the Middleton clan, it looks like Pippa sure was the life of the partySo here it is the Pippa Middleton dirty dancing scandalous boobie pic.
Somehow I feel less anxiety now than before I wrote this. I think we need a research grant to determine why.
April 18, 2011
"Religion of Peace" Week in Review
88 Dead, 189 Injured [<--Conservative U.S. Marine blog]
Check it out
April 05, 2011
Deceiving the Unbelievers
Part I is here if you missed it like I did.