July 31, 2014

DMartyr Gets Noticed

I love our readers but its always nice to get recognition from other bloggers. Huff Watcher over at The Algemeiner was kind enough to give me credit for noticing something the professional "researchers" and "journalists" at Huffington Post didn't.

And that is the space picture of the Gaza conflict. If you missed my post, read it HERE.

Huff Watcher also mentioned another blogger, "CandidBouncyGraySquirrel," who made a brilliant overlay of the space image and a map of Israel so you can see how all the ports line up:



The Huffington Post, and most of the MSM that ran with the pro-Palestinian version of "explosions in Gaza seen from space" still haven't issued a correction or clarification.

Thanks, Huff Watcher!

By DMartyr at 09:35 PM | Comments |

July 23, 2014

Hot Chicks for IDF

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Click her, you know you want to.

By Howie at 09:53 AM | Comments |

June 20, 2014

Jawa Report The Last Refuge of Buxom Wenches

An activist suggests we stop using the term Buxom Wench.

A term that fell out of favor over 100 years ago.

Fell out of favor 100 years ago, how on earth have we let this happen?

If there's one thing the world needs more of its Buxom Wenches!

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Because Buxom Wenches always have been and always will be fun loving, independent, hetro women on the cutting edge of liberation! And always will be.

A world without Buxom Wenches would be a dull, colorless joyless place.

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Long live Buxom Wenches!

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By Howie at 11:41 AM | Comments |

May 19, 2014

Fatwa This! The Real Green Birds of Paradise

You know, Islamists are always calling us the real terrorist and spreading this myth that dead muj become "Green Birds" and go strait to paradise.....

When I have the actual Green Birds of Paradise right here.

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Fatwa?

Oh and just in case you were wondering what in the hell is taking Rusty so long, its his construction project.

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Hat Tip: WTF.

By Howie at 12:24 PM | Comments |

March 13, 2014

Book Review: Israel Strikes

Israelstrikes.jpgOne of the privileges of being a high powered blogger is that people are constantly sending me freebies (or trying). Mostly, I just turn them down. If I'm interested in your book I'll pay for the dang thing! If I accept a freebie and I don't say anything about it, chances are I didn't think much of it. Or at least, it was nothing I thought worth mentioning. It doesn't mean I hate your book, it just means, I dunno, I gave it a meh. Or meant to write something and then got all ADD and forgot about it.

At other times people buy ads in the sidebar and I just ignore them. A few months ago, though, I saw this book being advertised called Israel Strikes by William Strook and it seemed interesting so I bought it. That means I paid cold hard cash for it, just like the rest of you, so if you think my (short) review is biased by some kind of financial incentive then screw you guys, I'm going home.

Here's what I thought about it: Loved it!

So go buy the book. Now. It's only $2.99 on kindle. That's cheaper than a Big Mac and much more satisfying.

Synopsis: Israel bombs the hell out of everyone you and I think need to be bombed the hell out of. Lots of twists and turns. Bad people die, liberals whine, the reader comes away satisfied.

I'd say it's a kind of mini-version of Tom Clancy's World War III epic novel Red Storm Rising. But instead of the US vs the Soviets this is Israel vs. Iran & Hezbollah. It has that same multi-person point of view narrative that Clancy often employs, but maybe not as much technical detail (although there were a few times I found myself Googling this or that piece of military hardware). I especially like the Saudis role in the whole affair.

So, there it is. It's a pretty good read. It sat on my Kindle for a few months and I forgot I had bought it, but a couple of weeks ago I had a long flight and remembered it was on there and then couldn't put it down until I was through.

Any other good reads out there? Recommendations?

UPDATE: Oops, that should have been WWIII not WWII, obviously

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:37 PM | Comments |

February 13, 2014

Hot Olympic Skier Jackie Chamoun Boobies Cause Outrage in Lebanon

The Lede:

Lebanon’s fractured sense of national identity was on full display this week, as bloggers rallied online to defend the honor of a female Olympian, the skier Jackie Chamoun, accused by the country’s sports minister of tarnishing the nation’s image by posing for seminude photographs on the slopes outside Beirut.

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As the blogger Abir Ghattas explained, the photographs of the young skier and a colleague, and a risqué promotional video for the calendar they were used in, were unknown in Lebanon until a television channel, Al Jadeed, published them on Monday under the headline, “Scandal — Lebanese Skiing Champions Are Nude Starlets!”

Oh the horror!


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More images of Jackie Chamoun below the fold.

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By Howie at 10:24 AM | Comments |

February 11, 2014

Main Threats to Turkey: Jews, Porn and Youtube

Never mind the war in Syria, or Iraq or a plethora of other issues, what really scares the Turks are those tempting Jewesseses.

In the aftermath of the latest bout of protests in Turkey, Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan identified the latest set of conspirators out to sabotage his government: pornographers. The pro-government newspaper the Star published a headline accusing the “porn lobby” of instigating violent protests....

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But evidently now that the AKP has come under fire for corruption scandals, a nose-diving currency, a feud with the Gulenist movement, continued popular dissent, a tottering foreign policy, and a war next door, the porn-watching, Lufthansa-flying, interest-rate manipulating Jews have found their opportunity to pounce.

Um Yeah, I can kind of see their point....

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I mean, my interest rate just went up for sure.

By Howie at 11:43 AM | Comments |

December 15, 2013

The Rare Blog Sabbath Post by Rusty

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H/T: Kevin Jackson

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 08:04 PM | Comments |

October 24, 2013

Reader Love Mail From Australia (Bumped)

We get mail.

From: "WAREN"
Date: Oct 24, 2013 8:16 AM
Subject: F*ckin delete the photo of our prophet(pbuh) and Allah
To: (redacted but its Vinnie)
Cc:

Bastard delete the photo of My Allah and prophet(pbuh)

OK so I'm not sure which prophet he's talking about.

The one of the prophet Muad'dib AKA The Preacher.

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Or this one of the great Yoda (pbuh).

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Either way the answer is still no.

UPDATE By DMarytr: I got love mail too! But mine is more sexy!

From: "WAREN"
Date: Oct 24, 2013 9:13 AM
Subject: Can u fuckin delete the post
To: (redacted DMartyr)
Cc:

Bloody delete the photo of our prophet and Allah(swt). Or else I'll screw u to death.

By Howie at 12:14 PM | Comments |

August 30, 2013

Get Well, Jim

Jim Hoft over at Gateway Pundit is facing some serious health issues. Please keep him in your prayers:

As most of you know, Jim has been in the hospital for almost a week, now. He has been fighting a bacterial infection that is related to a recent artificial knee replacement and complications related to that. Surgeries will follow in the next week, so Jim will be out of commission for a bit longer. Your thoughts and prayers are still needed. And appreciated!!

You can send a get well wish via Twitter using the #GetWellJim hashtag.

By DMartyr at 12:46 PM | Comments |

August 09, 2013

Subtweet

Some people really hate being PWNED.

So just in case you've been unable to read Jester's latest post, its mirrored here.

RACHEL MARSDEN – COME ON DOWN!

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Pre-amble: I have had years of people coming at me using sexual ploys to try and needle my true ID out of me – but this is the first time I have had someone come at me using my ‘dox’ to try and actually get sex. This is a hefty post so here’s a spoiler (full resolution download here) if you are short on time, you’ll get the skinny straight away, but I highly recommend reading this full post for context and completeness.

The first thing I would like you to take notice of here is the quote above, please bear in mind that I actually tweeted this exact quote out days ago when I started work on this particular blog post. My reasons for pointing this out will become apparent as you (hopefully) enjoy this latest episode of wacky. So what’s been going on then? Well it seems somebody has taken a little shine to me and is more than a little annoyed that, well, to put it bluntly, I have rejected her internet delivered aggressive sexual advances. Here’s the scoop:

So a couple weeks back I get followed by one @RachelMarsden - I briefly glanced at her profile and saw she appeared to be a National Security and Political commentator so I followed back. She almost instantaneously began to make aggressive sexual advances to me in Twitter Direct Messages while also insisting she knew my true identity. I get this kind of thing a lot, so I just blocked her as another troll/failed social engineer. Unfortunately I find myself blocking between 50-100 lunatics a day and so thought nothing of it. A short time later a person I have respect for on twitter, whose name I am not going to mention, but lets just say his name rhymes with ‘orange’, contacted me to explain to me that @RachelMarsden was truly upset that I had blocked her, vouched for her, and requested that I unblock her, and because it was ‘orange’ requesting it, I unblocked and followed. But that’s a rare occurrence, so I decided to check this woman out, thinking she must be pretty amazing at whatever it is she does.

WELL HOLY SHIT!!!

I immediately saw she’s outstanding at what she does. In fact, she’s been previously recognized the world over as a leader in her field. She’s a goddam convicted serial stalker. I shit you not. Here’s a small selection of her ‘awards’.

As someone once said, read the rest.

By Howie at 12:52 PM | Comments |

July 24, 2013

Ministry of Boobies: Weiner's Wanker Leaker Exposed!

Daily Mail:

A 23-year-old political activist was last night revealed as the woman allegedly at the center of Anthony Weiner's latest sexting scandal - which took place a year after he resigned from office in disgrace.

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The woman, identified by Buzzfeed as 'Sydney Leathers', was named just hours after she is believed to have released copies of explicit conversations with the disgraced ex-Congressman and pictures of his genitals that she claims he sent her.

Sydney Elaine Leathers is a 23-year-old blogger for the Indiana Progressive Liberals and was a field organizer for Obama's re-election campaign. She once named Weiner as a political hero online.

Hat Tip: JWF.

By Howie at 07:43 AM | Comments |

July 16, 2013

Cornhole Watch: Goatly aka Emerson Begolly Gets 8/12 Years

Chron:

A western Pennsylvania man who pleaded guilty to using the Internet to promote terrorist attacks against American military and civilian targets has been sentenced to 8 ½ years in federal prison.

Twenty-four-year-old Emerson Begolly of Redbank Township was sentenced Tuesday on one count of solicitation to commit a crime of violence. Authorities say he posted on an Islamic extremist Web forum he moderated.

WTAE:
His public defender asked for leniency in exchange for information Begolly has allegedly provided in other terror-related investigations.
Oh my! He snitched on the Muj..... wonder what Allah's punishment for that is?

Jawa Classic footage of Goatly in action.

See the Jawa Report's Goatly says Jawa Called me a Fag archive.

Super Sekrit Zionist message: And every rock was soaked in blood

By Howie at 12:49 PM | Comments |

Heartbreak Co-Conspirator in Jihad Jane Case Can't Pray in Irish Prison Because of the Porn

I've waited a very long time for this.

An Algerian man jailed in Ireland and wanted by the United States on terrorism charges filed a damages suit against the Irish state on Tuesday, saying his prison conditions were "not even suitable for animals".

Ali Charaf Damache is wanted by the FBI for conspiracy in a foiled international plot to murder a Swedish cartoonist whose depiction of the Prophet Mohammad with the body of a dog caused outrage in Muslim countries.

"Cork Prison is not even suitable for animals," Damache, 47, told the High Court. "There was a television and radio (in my cell). When I practiced my prayer they (cellmates) deliberately put the volume up (and) they put pictures of naked women on the wall. I can't pray in a place where there are naked pictures..."

Oh the horror, if anyone has, you know, contact with some of Damache neighbors, ask them to put this one up for us.

Damache said he had been unable to wash before prayer and handling the Koran, as his faith requires, and was usually allowed to shower and change his underwear just once a week

Also I hear there is a rumor he's keeping hashish in his rectum. Better check that.

Damache was convicted in the Jihad Jane plot. Another accomplice Jihad Jamie (aka Jamie Paulin-Ramirez married Damache upon her arrival in Ireland only to find that Damache was only interested in the Muslima as a sex slave.

Hat Tip: El Grillo.

By Howie at 11:58 AM | Comments |

July 08, 2013

Where's Rslutty?

He's out looking for a hot co-ed volunteer for um further testing.

Extra credit anyone?

By Howie at 01:15 PM | Comments |

June 27, 2013

Ministry of Jiggly: Death Star Edition

Hat Tip: Rsluty.

By Howie at 02:13 PM | Comments |

May 21, 2013

Where's Rusty?

Looking for the best spot to fish.

Looks like he found it.

By Howie at 10:10 AM | Comments |

May 20, 2013

The JΞSTΞR™ Revealed!

After hundreds of hours and tireless research, an internet sleuth has determined that the JΞSTΞR™'s real name might maybe be....(pause added for dramatic effect) ...some guy from Australia Texas called Dale Gribble!

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And also might maybe somehow be associated with the most interesting blog in the world Jawa Report and our Zionist leader Dr. Rusty Shackleford possibly maybe.


Um, yeah, see JΞSTΞR™'s blog is linked there on the right under Fatwa Worthy.

LOL. #FAIL.

Peace out to Zionist Internet Spy #13.


By Howie at 09:33 AM | Comments |

May 14, 2013

Angelina Jolie's Has Double Mastectomy

Wizbang

Angelina Jolie, one of Hollywood’s biggest and most visible stars, writes in a New York Times editorial about a very private medical decision she managed to keep secret.

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n April 27, I finished the three months of medical procedures that the mastectomies involved. During that time I have been able to keep this private and to carry on with my work.
But I am writing about it now because I hope that other women can benefit from my experience. Cancer is still a word that strikes fear into people’s hearts, producing a deep sense of powerlessness. But today it is possible to find out through a blood test whether you are highly susceptible to breast and ovarian cancer, and then take action.

By Howie at 08:17 AM | Comments |

May 10, 2013

Look Darth! Its Heather Locklear!

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click for more Babia Majora!

Schweeeet!

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Hat Tip: Some Other Sith Lord.

By Howie at 07:27 AM | Comments |

April 04, 2013

Boobies Against Islamists

Coming to a Mosque or Tunisian embassy near you.

BERLIN: Bare-breasted activists staged rallies in front of mosques and Tunisian embassies across Europe Thursday against what they called an Islamist crackdown on Arab women's rights.

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A Femen activist burns a Salafist flag in front of the Great Mosque of Paris, on April 3, 2013.

"And we'll fight against them. And our boobs will be stronger than their stones."

The rallies targeted in particular the case of a Tunisian activist calling herself Amina Tyler who sparked a scandal last month when she posted pictures of herself online with the words "My body belongs to me" and "Fuck your morals" emblazoned across her naked breasts.

Probably NSFW in boobie fearing America.

Why u insult holly banner of Islam?

Previous: 'Quarantine Her"! Says Tunisian Islamist Regarding FEMEN Aminia's Topless Photo.
Arab Spring! Introducing Femen Tunisia

More Fatwa seeking boobies below the fold.

By Howie at 10:41 AM | Comments |

March 06, 2013

Sandcrawler PSA: Productivity Enhancer

This will either make your day 2 1/2 hours shorter or.....is a complete waste of time and bandwidth.

You decide.

By Howie at 08:28 AM | Comments |

February 26, 2013

Sandcrawler PSA: Howie is Feeling Verklempt

I was out sick for a few days there and Vinnie sent me this as a get well card.

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It's like the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me, sniff sniff.


By Howie at 08:34 AM | Comments |

November 05, 2012

Sandcrawler Election Distraction


By Howie at 09:10 AM | Comments |

October 18, 2012

Don't Panic! (Comment Banning in the Works)

The comment banning feature is in the boiler. It should be up some time early next week.

In the meantime: just ignore Greyrooster. There really is no reasoned response to unreasoned antisemitism.

However, should you find a Lefty leaving a comment I encourage you to engage them with the facts. Facts are like kryptonite to the Left.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:14 AM | Comments |

September 27, 2012

Obama Campaign Targeting Sith Lords

I'm not sure what is more disturbing, the idea that the Obama campaign would actually seek the support of the Sith or the fact that there are 78 people registered to vote with the first name Darth.

Darth --

Hey, check this out -- according to our records, there are 78 people named Darth who are already registered to vote in this election.

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Today, I have a quick mission for you:

Make it 78 plus one. Make sure you're registered to vote now --

Oh no you don't, you join me...... and together we can rule the Galaxy. At least right up till I Force choke you to death for your incompetence.


By Howie at 07:32 AM | Comments |

September 20, 2012

Cleric Admonishes Hot Iranian Chicks; Asks Them to Cover Up;
Hot Iranian Chicks Kick His Ass

The feel good story of the day. CNN:

Two girls clobbered a cleric recently in a small town in Iran when he admonished one of them to cover herself more completely.

The cleric said he asked "politely," but the girl's angry reaction and some pugilistic double-teaming with her friend landed the holy man in the hospital, according to an account Monday in the semiofficial Mehr News Agency.

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Jawa Hot Iranian Chick Image Credit

...She hit the man of the cloth, and he hit the ground.

"I don't remember what happened after that," he said. "I just felt her kicks and heard her insults."

Beheshti, who emerged from the infirmary three days later, said he did not file a complaint against the girls.

But he doesn't mind the local prosecutor's investigation into the matter either "as long as the case helps the cause of Islamic hijab."

By Howie at 07:33 AM | Comments |

September 19, 2012

Hitler Raps Gangnam Style

Hey its better than my last post.

By Howie at 09:14 AM | Comments |

June 14, 2012

Just a Link: The REAL Velvet Revolution

Velvet Revolution is the name of one of Brett Kimberlin's so-called non profit groups. His wiki and website are on the top of Google search. Now, originalvelvetrevolution.com wants to try to change that.

Brett Kimberlin and the Justice of Google

On November 19, 1989, the people of Prague, in the former state of Czechoslovakia, gathered to commemorate a massacre of Czech students by Nazi Germany fifty years earlier. By the end of the day, the gathering turned into a demonstration against a ruling Communist government that had begun massacring Czechs and Slovaks from virtually the moment the Nazis were booted out. By December 29, 1989, without a shot fired, the protesters had driven out their Communist masters, electing poet, playwright, and political prisoner Vaclav Havel as interim President. This peaceful revolt by a peaceful people against their Stalinist puppet government became known as the “Velvet Revolution”.

On November 30, 2004, convicted terrorist bomber, drug dealer, and perjurer Brett Kimberlin formed a Maryland corporation for the purpose of soliciting tax-exempt donations from the public and charitable foundations, to promote an alleged “network of more than 100 progressive organizations reaching millions of people demanding progressive change through our various campaigns”. Campaigns such as offering bounties for the head of the Chamber of Commerce, the impeachment of a Supreme Court Justice, and proof that John Kerry actually won the 2004 presidential election.

This corporation was also known as the Velvet Revolution, or “VelvetRevolution.US, Inc.” according to its corporate filings.

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Bottom line is:
We believe it is a farce and a disgrace that Brett Kimberlin seeks to cloak his *nefarious acts under the name “Velvet Revolution”, a name which in the rest of the world stands for courage and dignity in the face of terror.

The second result of a Google search for “Velvet Revolution” leads to Brett Kimberlin. This is unacceptable.

Brett Kimberlin, and his associate Brad Friedman, do not own the name “Velvet Revolution”. They do not, and cannot, claim trademark or copyright protection in the term, because in the realm of politics, where Kimberlin and Friedman seek to meddle, the term “Velvet Revolution” is more generic than “Jell-O”.

Likewise, we do not own the name “Velvet Revolution”. No one owns the term. The Czechs and Slovaks who put their lives on the line in 1989 have a pretty strong moral claim, but they’re all in MittelEuropa. The Czechs and Slovaks have bigger problems than one terrorist moonbat making a mockery of a First Amendment that they don’t have anyway.

So we’re taking the name back, for them.

What are your demands?

Our needs are simple. We seek to drive Brett Kimberlin’s fake Velvet Revolution into third place, or lower, on a Google search for the term. We estimate that we can do this within six months. Eventually we’d like to knock Wikipedia out of the top spot, but all things in their time.[ More...]

Link to them, post on FB, follow them on on Twitter, whatevers.

h/t Malkin

File this under ANTEATER/Ministry of Blog Pimpage

Update: One very important background read by Mandy Magy (aka @Liberty_Chick) regarding the story behind he who should not be named/Velvet Revolution I failed to mention: Flashback: Progressives Embrace Convicted Terrorist[from 612 days ago]

She now puts up with this, almost every day..

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Oh my, my fingers just slipped or something.

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My keys, my keys!!

*Possibly related:

#BrettKimberlin
Harassment
Dailykos Calls SWATting Nice Little Knock on the Door
PICKET: Rep Sandy Adams(R-FL24) leads 85 member effort demanding SWAT-ting investigation from DOJ
Flashback Indianapolis Star: Bizarre Plots Planned by the Speedway Bomber
Rep Kenny Marchant(R-TX24): Marchant Stands for Free Speech and with Conservative Bloggers Under Attack
Malkin: Going dark to urge congressional action: Who will protect the freedom to blog? (Updated- Erick Erickson on CNN & SWATting Calls)
ACLJ Steps up to defend bloggers over Kimberlin coverage
Patterico: Audio & Transcripts From the Hearing Where Aaron Walker Was Arrested for Blogging About a Public Figure (Updated)
I Fought the Ma #BrettKimberlin
Brett Kimberlin Top Ten Domestic Terrorist Of All Time?
My[Zombie Omar Hammami] Contribution to the Brett Kimberlin Blogburst
Walker Freed, Was Arrested for BLOGGING
Blogger Arrested for ... Blogging? UPDATED -- Another UPDATE: Arrested for Assault? Another UPDATE: IBD at Hearing "1st Amendment Muzzled"...by a Google Alert?
Senator Chambliss Demands Inquiring Into SWAT-ting Attacks Against Conservative Bloggers
Won't Back Down: National Bloggers Club Announces Aaron Walker Appeal
Patterico: Audio & Transcripts From the Hearing Where Aaron Walker Was Arrested for Blogging About a Public Figure (Updated)
The Profoundly Dishonest Brett Kimberlin?
Court Audio from Kimberlin vs Walker - Peace Order - May 19, 2012
The List
Bitch
SWATting Finally Gets TV Coverage
SWATting a CNN Contributor, Who's Next Beotches?
Bombs Away
Charles Johnson Worries About His Connections to Brett Kimberlin
Brett Kimberlin's "Non-Political" Charity Tries to Intimidate Its Critics
Glenn Beck Interviews Patterico & Aaron Walker Regarding #BrettKimberlin
Convicted Bomber Brett Kimberlin, Neal Rauhauser, Ron Brynaert and Their Campaign of Political Terrorism?
Who is Brett Kimberlin?

By Stable Hand at 12:41 PM | |

May 15, 2012

SCREWED! by Dick Morris & Eileen McGann

In SCREWED!, Morris and McGann expose a massive scandal: how foreign countries are ripping America off and plundering our economy, with the help of our own political and business leaders. The premise of the book stems from a detailed examination of the end-of-term treaties that Obama and Hillary are negotiating with the UN and the EU, which would:
Enact comprehensive gun control,

Ban space-based missile interceptors,

Require us to pay a UN body half of our royalties from off-shore drilling,

Establish a legal right to US foreign aid,

Ban use of our military without U.N. approval.

Create a legal right to welfare.
These measures have all been proceeding in secret...until now!

You can purchase Screwed! directly here at this link.

By Howie at 08:58 AM | Comments |

April 19, 2012

Ministry of Boobies: Hot Colombian Hooker Edition

N.Y. Daily News

24-year-old single mom is known as Dania, she says agent offered $30 for $800 service
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As David Lee Roth once said, "Look, I'll pay you for it WTF?"

See the rest of Hot Colombian Whore Diana here.

By Howie at 06:06 PM | Comments |

April 01, 2012

Photo Essay: Boobies Against Islamists

Jawa official editorial position on Boobies against Islamists(NSFW).

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We're totally for it. Even if we can't understand a word she is saying. The Powah of Boobies transcends language.

Fatwa?

By Howie at 08:36 AM | Comments |

March 29, 2012

It Appears Chuck is Excited


To say that our boxer, Chuck, was excited to see him come home is an understatement. (And if you're wondering why it says "again" it is because we went through this a year ago as well. That video is also posted.)

No crying you danged old Softys!

By Howie at 09:45 AM | Comments |

March 06, 2012

Where is Dr Rusty Shackleford? Slutty Co-Ed Edition XXV

He's applying for a job at Stonehill College because he heard they had a lot of super slutty students.

Blankmeyer claims in her lawsuit that her roommate, Laura, would have sex with her boyfriend while she was in the room and sleeping.

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The roommate was having online and actual sex right in front of her,” Blankmeyer’s complaint states. She also claims that Laura would engage in “sexually inappropriate video chatting when Lindsay was in the room.”

Because Blankmeyer alleges her mental health deteriorated while she was in that situation and the school did nothing to help her resolve it, she is suing the college for $150,000.

By Howie at 02:20 PM | Comments |

February 28, 2012

Senate Study on The Online Radicalization of Zachary Chesser of Revolution Muslim

Government Security News:

The Internet and social media are integral ingredients in the rapid radicalization of homegrown terrorists, said a staff study by the Senate homeland security committee that recommended a coordinated government response to counter online radical propaganda and help communities intervene in the radicalization process.

The report, released on Feb. 27 by the staff of the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, was based on the close study of the personal writings of Zachary Chesser, the Bristow, VA man now serving a 25-year sentence for threatening the writers of the South Park television show, soliciting violent jihadists to desensitize law enforcement, and attempting to provide material support to Al-Shabaab.

The study also provides some unique detail into Chesser’s motivations and personality.

The Senate staff said Chesser’s case was a classic case study of how quickly online radicalization can occur compared to the traditional process of face to face contact between an aspirant and an established terrorist group.

The .pdf copy of the study is here.

Jawa report was not mentioned in the study, we were basically robbed. But we're getting really used to that ;)

Update: A mention of if not our name, our actions on page 19.

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Oh yeah that was me ;).

By Howie at 08:20 AM | Comments |

February 20, 2012

Facebook Bans ReplyGirl!

I heard they were going to allow established Avitars? I think it must be because they dislike boobies. I mean who hasn't heard watched dozens of her muted videos?



So why do I care? I mean besides the boobies. Well I kind of like the way she keeps going despite her bad English, the trolls, the stalkers and solicitors. So on and so forth.

That takes a bit of chutzpah.

By Howie at 09:31 AM | Comments |

January 10, 2012

Sydney Spies Yearbook Photo Controversy

Lets face it there's nothing little HS bitches hate more than another little HS bitch that looks better than they do.

18-year-old Sydney Spies wants a future in modeling, and she figured she would make that clear with her senior picture in her high school yearbook.

But the Durango, Colo., prospective graduate found herself embroiled in controversy when her school’s yearbook editors put the kibosh on running a photo of Sydney posing provocatively in a black shawl and short yellow skirt that exposed plenty of skin.

It seems the efforts to ban this girl's slutty pics have backfired on the yearbook staff, making Sydney famous overnight. I bet that really burns their asses.

More research material here.

By Howie at 09:26 AM | Comments |

January 03, 2012

Shameless Twitter Pimpin' - Follow Me!

"Any man who would be a Knight and follow a King, FOLLOW ME!"**

I'm relatively new to Twitter. I've had the account for a while but really only recently started tweeting. Stable Hand is the Jawa Report's main tweeter, but since she is taking a break, I've been trying to pimp our posts a bit at Twitter.

It's just the number of my followers a little low. They've been increasing steadily, and I appreciate everyone who is following and re-tweeting. But I really would like to see a few more.

So, if you tweet and are not already a follower, please add me now:

http://twitter.com/#!/DMartyr

If you are already following and have a nice list for yourself, please pimp me!

**Bonus fatwa to whoever names the movie quote. No cheating! No googling or internet searches!

By DMartyr at 11:20 AM | Comments |

November 14, 2011

Super Committee Approaches Deadline

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(Washington) Political wrangling within the Joint Deficit Reduction Committee continues with a deadline of November 23 for finding $1.5 trillion in deficit reduction.

They have been meeting for two months, poring over concepts and ideas already hashed out by three other groups over the past year.

But 10 days before their deadline, members of the so-called congressional "super committee" created to forge a deficit reduction deal indicated Sunday that they remain hung up on basic issues of tax and entitlement reform that have previously stymied agreement.

I suspect the committee will find a way to delay making a final decision.

By Mr. E. Blogger at 06:01 PM | Comments |