December 12, 2014

Sandcrawler Public Decompression Service

We know your life is full of stress, what with the holidays coming up and Indian authorities on your tail. So Dr. Vinnie suggested we post this as a totally free service to our readers.

Vinnie is so smart!

By Howie at 10:42 AM | Comments |

November 27, 2014

Sandcrawler PSA: Shut Up Kid!

Well its that time of year once again, that time when we are all reminded how little class and originality today's protesters actually have....

I'm thankful this year to still be alive! And for Rusty and Vinnie and all the other Jawas.

So the Jawas are all going to have a Thanksgiving dinner that can't be beat and we're not going to blog until the next morning. Kid.

Update: Seriously.

There is nothing better for a man, than that he should eat and drink, and that he should make his soul enjoy good in his labour. This also I saw, that it was from the hand of God.

By Howie at 11:59 PM | Comments |

November 14, 2014

ISIS To Explode Like Volcanoes

Casually walk for your lives!

By Howie at 09:42 AM | Comments |

October 01, 2014

Zionist Whores' Hot Decadent Sexuality Interfering With Brothers' Ability to Concentrate on Their Deen

*LOL, best interview with a Muj ever.

At 1:15 Drink the spiritual milk from the divine mammary.


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Hat Tip: Tarek.

*It may be satire but sometimes real life and satire aren't all the far apart.

By Howie at 03:41 PM | Comments |

September 23, 2014

The Blessed Release of The FBI Investigation of Samir Khan AKA Inshallahshaheed (Sticky)

It is my honor to post possibly the best post of my life, today.

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Vice News:

In 2006, a high priority for the FBI was tracking the owner of a blog called Inshallahshaheed who frequently posted commentary in support of Muslim extremist groups and violent jihad.

The FBI feared that both the shifting tone of the blog entries and the dozens of videos the blogger posted to YouTube depicting terrorist operations indicated that he was planning an attack against the US, or intended to join up with militants in Iraq and Afghanistan to fight the US military.

Five years later, that blogger, Samir Khan, was killed in a CIA drone strike in Yemen alongside radical cleric Anwar al-Awlaki, who the Obama administration had secretly targeted for death, setting off a fierce debate over executive power. Both men were affiliated with al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula — and both men were US citizens.

Jawa Report gets a mention.
The New York Times story that the analyst mentions was the first news report written about Khan. It was published on October 15, 2007 and examined his online preachings in the context of how radical jihadists use the Internet to spread their message.

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Jawa Report PWNs Samir Khan for Hotlinking.

The Washington, DC analyst recommended that the agent in Charlotte read a post contained on an anti-jihad blog called the Jawa Report:

You will find more information that is new it will all be laid out for you by [redacted]. Please read the comments section if you need to. I am in great hopes you will lock him up once and for all. He is a traitor. He gives aid and comfort to the stated enemies of our government. He is more than just a propagandist as far as I am concerned.
As I recall Samir Khan was first outed publicly by a Jawa report reader's link to Blogger profile he has used after he first reverted to Islam but before Samir became a seriously radicalized al-Qaeda supporter. After looking at the writings of that old blog (Human Liberation - an Islamic Renaissance) and the Ignored Puzzled Pieces of Knowledge Blog it became clear the author of both blogs was the same person. The old Blogger profile contained Samir Khan's real name and location and included a picture of Khan.

We closed the comments on that post, but by then the cat was out of the bag that the terrorist blogger known as Inshallahshaheed (A Martyr God Willing) was indeed Samir Khan.

See post: Inshallashshaheed Outted: North Carolina Jihadi in the News (UPDATED)

The FBI's eyebrows were raised when Samir wrote a post in favor of an al-Qaeda invasion of Manhattan. Now the post was a bit of a pipe dream, but i was clear where Samir Khan's loyalties lay and also posted on the sixth anniversary of 9/11.

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See the original post here: Website: Soon, The Blessed Invasion of Manhattan-- "Special Gift" for 9/11( copy of the post is on page 138 of the .pdf)

The reference to Wordpress was removed when Wordpress Suspended Samir's blog. One of many Jawa takedowns on Samir.

Vice News has posted a pdf. from the FBI and its investigation of Samir Khan here.(embedded below the fold)

Our celebration of the Droning of Samir Khan also contains many links to Jawa Report coverage Inspire founder Samir Khan and his online activities.

American Traitor Anwar al-Awlaki Killed in Yemen!

Also see our InshallahShaheed archive for related stories.

Here is a Google search for Jawa Report coverage of InshallahShaheed and for Samir Khan.

Jawa Mentions in the .pdf thanks to Jane.

Jawa hits on page 134

Ppage 138 is a photocopy of jawa, 17 pages of jawa, dated 9/12/2007
howie and rusty say this, howie and rusty say that...

also see jawa references on pages 168, 182, 203, 216, 308, 309 (which one of you most likely to use the phrase, "this little missive"?)

348- 353 interesting

And the last word goes to Dr. Rusty Shackleford.

Samir Khan: Still Gay, Still Dead
Rusty: Still Laughing

Update: Just for kicks, one of female Indonesian blogger Jihadi Princess' old comments on Samir Khan's blog. Jihadi Princess is well known and inspired Jihad Jane, to the point that some days I still get them mixed up.

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Update II: Jihadi blogger and Atlanta teacher Al X (stewart) gets a mention too. I think he's one of the few core Revolution Muslim members to stay out of prison.

An FBI file from 2007 said agents identify the blogger, based on comments posted on his blog, as a "30 year old male, black-Muslim convert living in the Southern United States" who "identifies his occupation as 'Mujahid in training.'" The FBI was worried the unnamed blogger's "rhetoric, especially concerning conducting violent jihad in the United States, could encourage Samir Zafar Khan of his path of escalation to actually conduct a terrorist act in the United States."
Al X is also known as Black Lion.

Update III:

The New York Times story that the analyst mentions was the first news report written about Khan. It was published on October 15, 2007 and examined his online preachings in the context of how radical jihadists use the Internet to spread their message.
The "First news report written about Khan", Really? Really?

Jawa Report readers were told about Khan months earlier although he had not been named publicly. So the NY times was hardly the "first news report about Khan".

Dear Vice, Suck it.

Update IV: Friend of Jawa Report Abu Yahood gets a mention too.

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From Washington Times

Samir Khan Vice News FBI Files

*Several of the stories I will link comments are still closed for obvious reasons.

By Howie at 11:59 PM | Comments |

September 17, 2014

Sandcrawler PSA: How to Tell Vinnie's Pet Skunk From All The Other Skunks



By Howie at 02:42 PM | Comments |

September 03, 2014

These Aren't The Moderate Opposition We're Looking For

Pajamas Media:

As the Obama administration struggles to address the threat from ISIS and plans to go to Congress in coming weeks to up its commitment against ISIS in Syria and Iraq, multiple media reports indicate that the US-backed Free Syrian Army (FSA) is operating openly with ISIS and other designated terrorist groups. And yet financial and military support for the FSA is the keystone to the administration’s policy in Syria.

Last week the Washington Post reported on the Syrian ‘rebel’ takeover of the Golan Heights Quneitra border crossing with Israel (where I reported from last year), with the ‘rebels’ capturing the UN peacekeepers stationed at the crossing. The Post noted:

The United Nations gave no further details, but an Israeli military spokesman told CNN that the captors are suspected to be members of al-Qaeda-affiliated Jabhat al-Nusra, which has been fighting alongside more-moderate, Western-backed rebels for control of the area.
The “more-moderate, Western-backed rebels” fighting alongside with Jabhat al-Nusra the Post was referring to, but didn’t dare name, was none other than the FSA.

This is not the only time the FSA has been caught allied with US-designated terrorist groups. Just a month ago the New York Times quoted a ‘rebel’ field commander saying that the FSA had joined ISIS and Jabhat al-Nusra in attacking a border post in Lebanon:

Reached by phone in Arsal, Abu Osama, a member of Mr. Jomaa’s brigade, said that the sole purpose of Saturday’s attacks was to secure the release of Mr. Jomaa and that they were carried out as a combined operation involving fighters from the Free Syrian Army, the Nusra Front and ISIS.
The Times report was quick to note that Abu Osama’s claim could not be confirmed, no doubt because that fact would be devastating to the Obama administration’s ongoing narrative about the “moderate, vetted” FSA. But the facts about the true nature of the FSA are getting harder to conceal.
As they say, Read the Rest.

Hat Tip: Achmed.

By Howie at 03:07 PM | Comments |

July 31, 2014

DMartyr Gets Noticed

I love our readers but its always nice to get recognition from other bloggers. Huff Watcher over at The Algemeiner was kind enough to give me credit for noticing something the professional "researchers" and "journalists" at Huffington Post didn't.

And that is the space picture of the Gaza conflict. If you missed my post, read it HERE.

Huff Watcher also mentioned another blogger, "CandidBouncyGraySquirrel," who made a brilliant overlay of the space image and a map of Israel so you can see how all the ports line up:



The Huffington Post, and most of the MSM that ran with the pro-Palestinian version of "explosions in Gaza seen from space" still haven't issued a correction or clarification.

Thanks, Huff Watcher!

By DMartyr at 09:35 PM | Comments |

July 23, 2014

Hot Chicks for IDF

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Click her, you know you want to.

By Howie at 09:53 AM | Comments |

June 20, 2014

Jawa Report The Last Refuge of Buxom Wenches

An activist suggests we stop using the term Buxom Wench.

A term that fell out of favor over 100 years ago.

Fell out of favor 100 years ago, how on earth have we let this happen?

If there's one thing the world needs more of its Buxom Wenches!

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Because Buxom Wenches always have been and always will be fun loving, independent, hetro women on the cutting edge of liberation! And always will be.

A world without Buxom Wenches would be a dull, colorless joyless place.

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Long live Buxom Wenches!

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By Howie at 11:41 AM | Comments |

May 19, 2014

Fatwa This! The Real Green Birds of Paradise

You know, Islamists are always calling us the real terrorist and spreading this myth that dead muj become "Green Birds" and go strait to paradise.....

When I have the actual Green Birds of Paradise right here.

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click for bigger boobs

Fatwa?

Oh and just in case you were wondering what in the hell is taking Rusty so long, its his construction project.

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click for bigger boobs

Hat Tip: WTF.

By Howie at 12:24 PM | Comments |

March 13, 2014

Book Review: Israel Strikes

Israelstrikes.jpgOne of the privileges of being a high powered blogger is that people are constantly sending me freebies (or trying). Mostly, I just turn them down. If I'm interested in your book I'll pay for the dang thing! If I accept a freebie and I don't say anything about it, chances are I didn't think much of it. Or at least, it was nothing I thought worth mentioning. It doesn't mean I hate your book, it just means, I dunno, I gave it a meh. Or meant to write something and then got all ADD and forgot about it.

At other times people buy ads in the sidebar and I just ignore them. A few months ago, though, I saw this book being advertised called Israel Strikes by William Strook and it seemed interesting so I bought it. That means I paid cold hard cash for it, just like the rest of you, so if you think my (short) review is biased by some kind of financial incentive then screw you guys, I'm going home.

Here's what I thought about it: Loved it!

So go buy the book. Now. It's only $2.99 on kindle. That's cheaper than a Big Mac and much more satisfying.

Synopsis: Israel bombs the hell out of everyone you and I think need to be bombed the hell out of. Lots of twists and turns. Bad people die, liberals whine, the reader comes away satisfied.

I'd say it's a kind of mini-version of Tom Clancy's World War III epic novel Red Storm Rising. But instead of the US vs the Soviets this is Israel vs. Iran & Hezbollah. It has that same multi-person point of view narrative that Clancy often employs, but maybe not as much technical detail (although there were a few times I found myself Googling this or that piece of military hardware). I especially like the Saudis role in the whole affair.

So, there it is. It's a pretty good read. It sat on my Kindle for a few months and I forgot I had bought it, but a couple of weeks ago I had a long flight and remembered it was on there and then couldn't put it down until I was through.

Any other good reads out there? Recommendations?

UPDATE: Oops, that should have been WWIII not WWII, obviously

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:37 PM | Comments |

February 13, 2014

Hot Olympic Skier Jackie Chamoun Boobies Cause Outrage in Lebanon

The Lede:

Lebanon’s fractured sense of national identity was on full display this week, as bloggers rallied online to defend the honor of a female Olympian, the skier Jackie Chamoun, accused by the country’s sports minister of tarnishing the nation’s image by posing for seminude photographs on the slopes outside Beirut.

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As the blogger Abir Ghattas explained, the photographs of the young skier and a colleague, and a risqué promotional video for the calendar they were used in, were unknown in Lebanon until a television channel, Al Jadeed, published them on Monday under the headline, “Scandal — Lebanese Skiing Champions Are Nude Starlets!”

Oh the horror!


NSFW

More images of Jackie Chamoun below the fold.

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By Howie at 10:24 AM | Comments |

February 11, 2014

Main Threats to Turkey: Jews, Porn and Youtube

Never mind the war in Syria, or Iraq or a plethora of other issues, what really scares the Turks are those tempting Jewesseses.

In the aftermath of the latest bout of protests in Turkey, Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan identified the latest set of conspirators out to sabotage his government: pornographers. The pro-government newspaper the Star published a headline accusing the “porn lobby” of instigating violent protests....

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But evidently now that the AKP has come under fire for corruption scandals, a nose-diving currency, a feud with the Gulenist movement, continued popular dissent, a tottering foreign policy, and a war next door, the porn-watching, Lufthansa-flying, interest-rate manipulating Jews have found their opportunity to pounce.

Um Yeah, I can kind of see their point....

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I mean, my interest rate just went up for sure.

By Howie at 11:43 AM | Comments |

December 15, 2013

The Rare Blog Sabbath Post by Rusty

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H/T: Kevin Jackson

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 08:04 PM | Comments |

October 24, 2013

Reader Love Mail From Australia (Bumped)

We get mail.

From: "WAREN"
Date: Oct 24, 2013 8:16 AM
Subject: F*ckin delete the photo of our prophet(pbuh) and Allah
To: (redacted but its Vinnie)
Cc:

Bastard delete the photo of My Allah and prophet(pbuh)

OK so I'm not sure which prophet he's talking about.

The one of the prophet Muad'dib AKA The Preacher.

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Or this one of the great Yoda (pbuh).

.

Either way the answer is still no.

UPDATE By DMarytr: I got love mail too! But mine is more sexy!

From: "WAREN"
Date: Oct 24, 2013 9:13 AM
Subject: Can u fuckin delete the post
To: (redacted DMartyr)
Cc:

Bloody delete the photo of our prophet and Allah(swt). Or else I'll screw u to death.

By Howie at 12:14 PM | Comments |

August 30, 2013

Get Well, Jim

Jim Hoft over at Gateway Pundit is facing some serious health issues. Please keep him in your prayers:

As most of you know, Jim has been in the hospital for almost a week, now. He has been fighting a bacterial infection that is related to a recent artificial knee replacement and complications related to that. Surgeries will follow in the next week, so Jim will be out of commission for a bit longer. Your thoughts and prayers are still needed. And appreciated!!

You can send a get well wish via Twitter using the #GetWellJim hashtag.

By DMartyr at 12:46 PM | Comments |

August 09, 2013

Subtweet

Some people really hate being PWNED.

So just in case you've been unable to read Jester's latest post, its mirrored here.

RACHEL MARSDEN – COME ON DOWN!

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Pre-amble: I have had years of people coming at me using sexual ploys to try and needle my true ID out of me – but this is the first time I have had someone come at me using my ‘dox’ to try and actually get sex. This is a hefty post so here’s a spoiler (full resolution download here) if you are short on time, you’ll get the skinny straight away, but I highly recommend reading this full post for context and completeness.

The first thing I would like you to take notice of here is the quote above, please bear in mind that I actually tweeted this exact quote out days ago when I started work on this particular blog post. My reasons for pointing this out will become apparent as you (hopefully) enjoy this latest episode of wacky. So what’s been going on then? Well it seems somebody has taken a little shine to me and is more than a little annoyed that, well, to put it bluntly, I have rejected her internet delivered aggressive sexual advances. Here’s the scoop:

So a couple weeks back I get followed by one @RachelMarsden - I briefly glanced at her profile and saw she appeared to be a National Security and Political commentator so I followed back. She almost instantaneously began to make aggressive sexual advances to me in Twitter Direct Messages while also insisting she knew my true identity. I get this kind of thing a lot, so I just blocked her as another troll/failed social engineer. Unfortunately I find myself blocking between 50-100 lunatics a day and so thought nothing of it. A short time later a person I have respect for on twitter, whose name I am not going to mention, but lets just say his name rhymes with ‘orange’, contacted me to explain to me that @RachelMarsden was truly upset that I had blocked her, vouched for her, and requested that I unblock her, and because it was ‘orange’ requesting it, I unblocked and followed. But that’s a rare occurrence, so I decided to check this woman out, thinking she must be pretty amazing at whatever it is she does.

WELL HOLY SHIT!!!

I immediately saw she’s outstanding at what she does. In fact, she’s been previously recognized the world over as a leader in her field. She’s a goddam convicted serial stalker. I shit you not. Here’s a small selection of her ‘awards’.

As someone once said, read the rest.

By Howie at 12:52 PM | Comments |

July 24, 2013

Ministry of Boobies: Weiner's Wanker Leaker Exposed!

Daily Mail:

A 23-year-old political activist was last night revealed as the woman allegedly at the center of Anthony Weiner's latest sexting scandal - which took place a year after he resigned from office in disgrace.

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The woman, identified by Buzzfeed as 'Sydney Leathers', was named just hours after she is believed to have released copies of explicit conversations with the disgraced ex-Congressman and pictures of his genitals that she claims he sent her.

Sydney Elaine Leathers is a 23-year-old blogger for the Indiana Progressive Liberals and was a field organizer for Obama's re-election campaign. She once named Weiner as a political hero online.

Hat Tip: JWF.

By Howie at 07:43 AM | Comments |

July 16, 2013

Cornhole Watch: Goatly aka Emerson Begolly Gets 8/12 Years

Chron:

A western Pennsylvania man who pleaded guilty to using the Internet to promote terrorist attacks against American military and civilian targets has been sentenced to 8 ½ years in federal prison.

Twenty-four-year-old Emerson Begolly of Redbank Township was sentenced Tuesday on one count of solicitation to commit a crime of violence. Authorities say he posted on an Islamic extremist Web forum he moderated.

WTAE:
His public defender asked for leniency in exchange for information Begolly has allegedly provided in other terror-related investigations.
Oh my! He snitched on the Muj..... wonder what Allah's punishment for that is?

Jawa Classic footage of Goatly in action.

See the Jawa Report's Goatly says Jawa Called me a Fag archive.

Super Sekrit Zionist message: And every rock was soaked in blood

By Howie at 12:49 PM | Comments |

Heartbreak Co-Conspirator in Jihad Jane Case Can't Pray in Irish Prison Because of the Porn

I've waited a very long time for this.

An Algerian man jailed in Ireland and wanted by the United States on terrorism charges filed a damages suit against the Irish state on Tuesday, saying his prison conditions were "not even suitable for animals".

Ali Charaf Damache is wanted by the FBI for conspiracy in a foiled international plot to murder a Swedish cartoonist whose depiction of the Prophet Mohammad with the body of a dog caused outrage in Muslim countries.

"Cork Prison is not even suitable for animals," Damache, 47, told the High Court. "There was a television and radio (in my cell). When I practiced my prayer they (cellmates) deliberately put the volume up (and) they put pictures of naked women on the wall. I can't pray in a place where there are naked pictures..."

Oh the horror, if anyone has, you know, contact with some of Damache neighbors, ask them to put this one up for us.

Damache said he had been unable to wash before prayer and handling the Koran, as his faith requires, and was usually allowed to shower and change his underwear just once a week

Also I hear there is a rumor he's keeping hashish in his rectum. Better check that.

Damache was convicted in the Jihad Jane plot. Another accomplice Jihad Jamie (aka Jamie Paulin-Ramirez married Damache upon her arrival in Ireland only to find that Damache was only interested in the Muslima as a sex slave.

Hat Tip: El Grillo.

By Howie at 11:58 AM | Comments |

July 08, 2013

Where's Rslutty?

He's out looking for a hot co-ed volunteer for um further testing.

Extra credit anyone?

By Howie at 01:15 PM | Comments |

June 27, 2013

Ministry of Jiggly: Death Star Edition

Hat Tip: Rsluty.

By Howie at 02:13 PM | Comments |

May 21, 2013

Where's Rusty?

Looking for the best spot to fish.

Looks like he found it.

By Howie at 10:10 AM | Comments |

May 20, 2013

The JΞSTΞR™ Revealed!

After hundreds of hours and tireless research, an internet sleuth has determined that the JΞSTΞR™'s real name might maybe be....(pause added for dramatic effect) ...some guy from Australia Texas called Dale Gribble!

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And also might maybe somehow be associated with the most interesting blog in the world Jawa Report and our Zionist leader Dr. Rusty Shackleford possibly maybe.


Um, yeah, see JΞSTΞR™'s blog is linked there on the right under Fatwa Worthy.

LOL. #FAIL.

Peace out to Zionist Internet Spy #13.


By Howie at 09:33 AM | Comments |

May 14, 2013

Angelina Jolie's Has Double Mastectomy

Wizbang

Angelina Jolie, one of Hollywood’s biggest and most visible stars, writes in a New York Times editorial about a very private medical decision she managed to keep secret.

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n April 27, I finished the three months of medical procedures that the mastectomies involved. During that time I have been able to keep this private and to carry on with my work.
But I am writing about it now because I hope that other women can benefit from my experience. Cancer is still a word that strikes fear into people’s hearts, producing a deep sense of powerlessness. But today it is possible to find out through a blood test whether you are highly susceptible to breast and ovarian cancer, and then take action.

By Howie at 08:17 AM | Comments |

May 10, 2013

Look Darth! Its Heather Locklear!

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click for more Babia Majora!

Schweeeet!

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Hat Tip: Some Other Sith Lord.

By Howie at 07:27 AM | Comments |

April 04, 2013

Boobies Against Islamists

Coming to a Mosque or Tunisian embassy near you.

BERLIN: Bare-breasted activists staged rallies in front of mosques and Tunisian embassies across Europe Thursday against what they called an Islamist crackdown on Arab women's rights.

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A Femen activist burns a Salafist flag in front of the Great Mosque of Paris, on April 3, 2013.

"And we'll fight against them. And our boobs will be stronger than their stones."

The rallies targeted in particular the case of a Tunisian activist calling herself Amina Tyler who sparked a scandal last month when she posted pictures of herself online with the words "My body belongs to me" and "Fuck your morals" emblazoned across her naked breasts.

Probably NSFW in boobie fearing America.

Why u insult holly banner of Islam?

Previous: 'Quarantine Her"! Says Tunisian Islamist Regarding FEMEN Aminia's Topless Photo.
Arab Spring! Introducing Femen Tunisia

More Fatwa seeking boobies below the fold.

By Howie at 10:41 AM | Comments |

March 06, 2013

Sandcrawler PSA: Productivity Enhancer

This will either make your day 2 1/2 hours shorter or.....is a complete waste of time and bandwidth.

You decide.

By Howie at 08:28 AM | Comments |

February 26, 2013

Sandcrawler PSA: Howie is Feeling Verklempt

I was out sick for a few days there and Vinnie sent me this as a get well card.

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It's like the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me, sniff sniff.


By Howie at 08:34 AM | Comments |

November 05, 2012

Sandcrawler Election Distraction


By Howie at 09:10 AM | Comments |

October 18, 2012

Don't Panic! (Comment Banning in the Works)

The comment banning feature is in the boiler. It should be up some time early next week.

In the meantime: just ignore Greyrooster. There really is no reasoned response to unreasoned antisemitism.

However, should you find a Lefty leaving a comment I encourage you to engage them with the facts. Facts are like kryptonite to the Left.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:14 AM | Comments |

September 27, 2012

Obama Campaign Targeting Sith Lords

I'm not sure what is more disturbing, the idea that the Obama campaign would actually seek the support of the Sith or the fact that there are 78 people registered to vote with the first name Darth.

Darth --

Hey, check this out -- according to our records, there are 78 people named Darth who are already registered to vote in this election.

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Today, I have a quick mission for you:

Make it 78 plus one. Make sure you're registered to vote now --

Oh no you don't, you join me...... and together we can rule the Galaxy. At least right up till I Force choke you to death for your incompetence.


By Howie at 07:32 AM | Comments |

September 20, 2012

Cleric Admonishes Hot Iranian Chicks; Asks Them to Cover Up;
Hot Iranian Chicks Kick His Ass

The feel good story of the day. CNN:

Two girls clobbered a cleric recently in a small town in Iran when he admonished one of them to cover herself more completely.

The cleric said he asked "politely," but the girl's angry reaction and some pugilistic double-teaming with her friend landed the holy man in the hospital, according to an account Monday in the semiofficial Mehr News Agency.

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Jawa Hot Iranian Chick Image Credit

...She hit the man of the cloth, and he hit the ground.

"I don't remember what happened after that," he said. "I just felt her kicks and heard her insults."

Beheshti, who emerged from the infirmary three days later, said he did not file a complaint against the girls.

But he doesn't mind the local prosecutor's investigation into the matter either "as long as the case helps the cause of Islamic hijab."

By Howie at 07:33 AM | Comments |

September 19, 2012

Hitler Raps Gangnam Style

Hey its better than my last post.

By Howie at 09:14 AM | Comments |

June 14, 2012

Just a Link: The REAL Velvet Revolution

Velvet Revolution is the name of one of Brett Kimberlin's so-called non profit groups. His wiki and website are on the top of Google search. Now, originalvelvetrevolution.com wants to try to change that.

Brett Kimberlin and the Justice of Google

On November 19, 1989, the people of Prague, in the former state of Czechoslovakia, gathered to commemorate a massacre of Czech students by Nazi Germany fifty years earlier. By the end of the day, the gathering turned into a demonstration against a ruling Communist government that had begun massacring Czechs and Slovaks from virtually the moment the Nazis were booted out. By December 29, 1989, without a shot fired, the protesters had driven out their Communist masters, electing poet, playwright, and political prisoner Vaclav Havel as interim President. This peaceful revolt by a peaceful people against their Stalinist puppet government became known as the “Velvet Revolution”.

On November 30, 2004, convicted terrorist bomber, drug dealer, and perjurer Brett Kimberlin formed a Maryland corporation for the purpose of soliciting tax-exempt donations from the public and charitable foundations, to promote an alleged “network of more than 100 progressive organizations reaching millions of people demanding progressive change through our various campaigns”. Campaigns such as offering bounties for the head of the Chamber of Commerce, the impeachment of a Supreme Court Justice, and proof that John Kerry actually won the 2004 presidential election.

This corporation was also known as the Velvet Revolution, or “VelvetRevolution.US, Inc.” according to its corporate filings.

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Bottom line is:
We believe it is a farce and a disgrace that Brett Kimberlin seeks to cloak his *nefarious acts under the name “Velvet Revolution”, a name which in the rest of the world stands for courage and dignity in the face of terror.

The second result of a Google search for “Velvet Revolution” leads to Brett Kimberlin. This is unacceptable.

Brett Kimberlin, and his associate Brad Friedman, do not own the name “Velvet Revolution”. They do not, and cannot, claim trademark or copyright protection in the term, because in the realm of politics, where Kimberlin and Friedman seek to meddle, the term “Velvet Revolution” is more generic than “Jell-O”.

Likewise, we do not own the name “Velvet Revolution”. No one owns the term. The Czechs and Slovaks who put their lives on the line in 1989 have a pretty strong moral claim, but they’re all in MittelEuropa. The Czechs and Slovaks have bigger problems than one terrorist moonbat making a mockery of a First Amendment that they don’t have anyway.

So we’re taking the name back, for them.

What are your demands?

Our needs are simple. We seek to drive Brett Kimberlin’s fake Velvet Revolution into third place, or lower, on a Google search for the term. We estimate that we can do this within six months. Eventually we’d like to knock Wikipedia out of the top spot, but all things in their time.[ More...]

Link to them, post on FB, follow them on on Twitter, whatevers.

h/t Malkin

File this under ANTEATER/Ministry of Blog Pimpage

Update: One very important background read by Mandy Magy (aka @Liberty_Chick) regarding the story behind he who should not be named/Velvet Revolution I failed to mention: Flashback: Progressives Embrace Convicted Terrorist[from 612 days ago]

She now puts up with this, almost every day..

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My keys, my keys!!

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ACLJ Steps up to defend bloggers over Kimberlin coverage
Patterico: Audio & Transcripts From the Hearing Where Aaron Walker Was Arrested for Blogging About a Public Figure (Updated)
I Fought the Ma #BrettKimberlin
Brett Kimberlin Top Ten Domestic Terrorist Of All Time?
My[Zombie Omar Hammami] Contribution to the Brett Kimberlin Blogburst
Walker Freed, Was Arrested for BLOGGING
Blogger Arrested for ... Blogging? UPDATED -- Another UPDATE: Arrested for Assault? Another UPDATE: IBD at Hearing "1st Amendment Muzzled"...by a Google Alert?
Senator Chambliss Demands Inquiring Into SWAT-ting Attacks Against Conservative Bloggers
Won't Back Down: National Bloggers Club Announces Aaron Walker Appeal
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Court Audio from Kimberlin vs Walker - Peace Order - May 19, 2012
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Who is Brett Kimberlin?

By Stable Hand at 12:41 PM | |

May 15, 2012

SCREWED! by Dick Morris & Eileen McGann

In SCREWED!, Morris and McGann expose a massive scandal: how foreign countries are ripping America off and plundering our economy, with the help of our own political and business leaders. The premise of the book stems from a detailed examination of the end-of-term treaties that Obama and Hillary are negotiating with the UN and the EU, which would:
Enact comprehensive gun control,

Ban space-based missile interceptors,

Require us to pay a UN body half of our royalties from off-shore drilling,

Establish a legal right to US foreign aid,

Ban use of our military without U.N. approval.

Create a legal right to welfare.
These measures have all been proceeding in secret...until now!

You can purchase Screwed! directly here at this link.

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April 19, 2012

Ministry of Boobies: Hot Colombian Hooker Edition

N.Y. Daily News

24-year-old single mom is known as Dania, she says agent offered $30 for $800 service
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As David Lee Roth once said, "Look, I'll pay you for it WTF?"

See the rest of Hot Colombian Whore Diana here.

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April 01, 2012

Photo Essay: Boobies Against Islamists

Jawa official editorial position on Boobies against Islamists(NSFW).

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We're totally for it. Even if we can't understand a word she is saying. The Powah of Boobies transcends language.

Fatwa?

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