May 21, 2013

Where's Rusty?

Looking for the best spot to fish.

Looks like he found it.

By Howie at 10:10 AM | Comments |

May 20, 2013

The JΞSTΞR™ Revealed!

After hundreds of hours and tireless research, an internet sleuth has determined that the JΞSTΞR™'s real name might maybe be....(pause added for dramatic effect) ...some guy from Australia Texas called Dale Gribble!

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And also might maybe somehow be associated with the most interesting blog in the world Jawa Report and our Zionist leader Dr. Rusty Shackleford possibly maybe.


Um, yeah, see JΞSTΞR™'s blog is linked there on the right under Fatwa Worthy.

LOL. #FAIL.

Peace out to Zionist Internet Spy #13.


By Howie at 09:33 AM | Comments |

May 14, 2013

Angelina Jolie's Has Double Mastectomy

Wizbang

Angelina Jolie, one of Hollywood’s biggest and most visible stars, writes in a New York Times editorial about a very private medical decision she managed to keep secret.

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n April 27, I finished the three months of medical procedures that the mastectomies involved. During that time I have been able to keep this private and to carry on with my work.
But I am writing about it now because I hope that other women can benefit from my experience. Cancer is still a word that strikes fear into people’s hearts, producing a deep sense of powerlessness. But today it is possible to find out through a blood test whether you are highly susceptible to breast and ovarian cancer, and then take action.

By Howie at 08:17 AM | Comments |

May 10, 2013

Look Darth! Its Heather Locklear!

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click for more Babia Majora!

Schweeeet!

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Hat Tip: Some Other Sith Lord.

By Howie at 07:27 AM | Comments |

April 04, 2013

Boobies Against Islamists

Coming to a Mosque or Tunisian embassy near you.

BERLIN: Bare-breasted activists staged rallies in front of mosques and Tunisian embassies across Europe Thursday against what they called an Islamist crackdown on Arab women's rights.

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A Femen activist burns a Salafist flag in front of the Great Mosque of Paris, on April 3, 2013.

"And we'll fight against them. And our boobs will be stronger than their stones."

The rallies targeted in particular the case of a Tunisian activist calling herself Amina Tyler who sparked a scandal last month when she posted pictures of herself online with the words "My body belongs to me" and "Fuck your morals" emblazoned across her naked breasts.

Probably NSFW in boobie fearing America.

Why u insult holly banner of Islam?

Previous: 'Quarantine Her"! Says Tunisian Islamist Regarding FEMEN Aminia's Topless Photo.
Arab Spring! Introducing Femen Tunisia

More Fatwa seeking boobies below the fold.

By Howie at 10:41 AM | Comments |

March 06, 2013

Sandcrawler PSA: Productivity Enhancer

This will either make your day 2 1/2 hours shorter or.....is a complete waste of time and bandwidth.

You decide.

By Howie at 08:28 AM | Comments |

February 26, 2013

Sandcrawler PSA: Howie is Feeling Verklempt

I was out sick for a few days there and Vinnie sent me this as a get well card.

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It's like the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me, sniff sniff.


By Howie at 08:34 AM | Comments |

November 05, 2012

Sandcrawler Election Distraction


By Howie at 09:10 AM | Comments |

October 18, 2012

Don't Panic! (Comment Banning in the Works)

The comment banning feature is in the boiler. It should be up some time early next week.

In the meantime: just ignore Greyrooster. There really is no reasoned response to unreasoned antisemitism.

However, should you find a Lefty leaving a comment I encourage you to engage them with the facts. Facts are like kryptonite to the Left.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:14 AM | Comments |

September 27, 2012

Obama Campaign Targeting Sith Lords

I'm not sure what is more disturbing, the idea that the Obama campaign would actually seek the support of the Sith or the fact that there are 78 people registered to vote with the first name Darth.

Darth --

Hey, check this out -- according to our records, there are 78 people named Darth who are already registered to vote in this election.

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Today, I have a quick mission for you:

Make it 78 plus one. Make sure you're registered to vote now --

Oh no you don't, you join me...... and together we can rule the Galaxy. At least right up till I Force choke you to death for your incompetence.


By Howie at 07:32 AM | Comments |

September 20, 2012

Cleric Admonishes Hot Iranian Chicks; Asks Them to Cover Up;
Hot Iranian Chicks Kick His Ass

The feel good story of the day. CNN:

Two girls clobbered a cleric recently in a small town in Iran when he admonished one of them to cover herself more completely.

The cleric said he asked "politely," but the girl's angry reaction and some pugilistic double-teaming with her friend landed the holy man in the hospital, according to an account Monday in the semiofficial Mehr News Agency.

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Jawa Hot Iranian Chick Image Credit

...She hit the man of the cloth, and he hit the ground.

"I don't remember what happened after that," he said. "I just felt her kicks and heard her insults."

Beheshti, who emerged from the infirmary three days later, said he did not file a complaint against the girls.

But he doesn't mind the local prosecutor's investigation into the matter either "as long as the case helps the cause of Islamic hijab."

By Howie at 07:33 AM | Comments |

September 19, 2012

Hitler Raps Gangnam Style

Hey its better than my last post.

By Howie at 09:14 AM | Comments |

June 14, 2012

Just a Link: The REAL Velvet Revolution

Velvet Revolution is the name of one of Brett Kimberlin's so-called non profit groups. His wiki and website are on the top of Google search. Now, originalvelvetrevolution.com wants to try to change that.

Brett Kimberlin and the Justice of Google

On November 19, 1989, the people of Prague, in the former state of Czechoslovakia, gathered to commemorate a massacre of Czech students by Nazi Germany fifty years earlier. By the end of the day, the gathering turned into a demonstration against a ruling Communist government that had begun massacring Czechs and Slovaks from virtually the moment the Nazis were booted out. By December 29, 1989, without a shot fired, the protesters had driven out their Communist masters, electing poet, playwright, and political prisoner Vaclav Havel as interim President. This peaceful revolt by a peaceful people against their Stalinist puppet government became known as the “Velvet Revolution”.

On November 30, 2004, convicted terrorist bomber, drug dealer, and perjurer Brett Kimberlin formed a Maryland corporation for the purpose of soliciting tax-exempt donations from the public and charitable foundations, to promote an alleged “network of more than 100 progressive organizations reaching millions of people demanding progressive change through our various campaigns”. Campaigns such as offering bounties for the head of the Chamber of Commerce, the impeachment of a Supreme Court Justice, and proof that John Kerry actually won the 2004 presidential election.

This corporation was also known as the Velvet Revolution, or “VelvetRevolution.US, Inc.” according to its corporate filings.

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Bottom line is:
We believe it is a farce and a disgrace that Brett Kimberlin seeks to cloak his *nefarious acts under the name “Velvet Revolution”, a name which in the rest of the world stands for courage and dignity in the face of terror.

The second result of a Google search for “Velvet Revolution” leads to Brett Kimberlin. This is unacceptable.

Brett Kimberlin, and his associate Brad Friedman, do not own the name “Velvet Revolution”. They do not, and cannot, claim trademark or copyright protection in the term, because in the realm of politics, where Kimberlin and Friedman seek to meddle, the term “Velvet Revolution” is more generic than “Jell-O”.

Likewise, we do not own the name “Velvet Revolution”. No one owns the term. The Czechs and Slovaks who put their lives on the line in 1989 have a pretty strong moral claim, but they’re all in MittelEuropa. The Czechs and Slovaks have bigger problems than one terrorist moonbat making a mockery of a First Amendment that they don’t have anyway.

So we’re taking the name back, for them.

What are your demands?

Our needs are simple. We seek to drive Brett Kimberlin’s fake Velvet Revolution into third place, or lower, on a Google search for the term. We estimate that we can do this within six months. Eventually we’d like to knock Wikipedia out of the top spot, but all things in their time.[ More...]

Link to them, post on FB, follow them on on Twitter, whatevers.

h/t Malkin

File this under ANTEATER/Ministry of Blog Pimpage

Update: One very important background read by Mandy Magy (aka @Liberty_Chick) regarding the story behind he who should not be named/Velvet Revolution I failed to mention: Flashback: Progressives Embrace Convicted Terrorist[from 612 days ago]

She now puts up with this, almost every day..

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My keys, my keys!!

*Possibly related:

#BrettKimberlin
Harassment
Dailykos Calls SWATting Nice Little Knock on the Door
PICKET: Rep Sandy Adams(R-FL24) leads 85 member effort demanding SWAT-ting investigation from DOJ
Flashback Indianapolis Star: Bizarre Plots Planned by the Speedway Bomber
Rep Kenny Marchant(R-TX24): Marchant Stands for Free Speech and with Conservative Bloggers Under Attack
Malkin: Going dark to urge congressional action: Who will protect the freedom to blog? (Updated- Erick Erickson on CNN & SWATting Calls)
ACLJ Steps up to defend bloggers over Kimberlin coverage
Patterico: Audio & Transcripts From the Hearing Where Aaron Walker Was Arrested for Blogging About a Public Figure (Updated)
I Fought the Ma #BrettKimberlin
Brett Kimberlin Top Ten Domestic Terrorist Of All Time?
My[Zombie Omar Hammami] Contribution to the Brett Kimberlin Blogburst
Walker Freed, Was Arrested for BLOGGING
Blogger Arrested for ... Blogging? UPDATED -- Another UPDATE: Arrested for Assault? Another UPDATE: IBD at Hearing "1st Amendment Muzzled"...by a Google Alert?
Senator Chambliss Demands Inquiring Into SWAT-ting Attacks Against Conservative Bloggers
Won't Back Down: National Bloggers Club Announces Aaron Walker Appeal
Patterico: Audio & Transcripts From the Hearing Where Aaron Walker Was Arrested for Blogging About a Public Figure (Updated)
The Profoundly Dishonest Brett Kimberlin?
Court Audio from Kimberlin vs Walker - Peace Order - May 19, 2012
The List
Bitch
SWATting Finally Gets TV Coverage
SWATting a CNN Contributor, Who's Next Beotches?
Bombs Away
Charles Johnson Worries About His Connections to Brett Kimberlin
Brett Kimberlin's "Non-Political" Charity Tries to Intimidate Its Critics
Glenn Beck Interviews Patterico & Aaron Walker Regarding #BrettKimberlin
Convicted Bomber Brett Kimberlin, Neal Rauhauser, Ron Brynaert and Their Campaign of Political Terrorism?
Who is Brett Kimberlin?

By Stable Hand at 12:41 PM | |

May 15, 2012

SCREWED! by Dick Morris & Eileen McGann

In SCREWED!, Morris and McGann expose a massive scandal: how foreign countries are ripping America off and plundering our economy, with the help of our own political and business leaders. The premise of the book stems from a detailed examination of the end-of-term treaties that Obama and Hillary are negotiating with the UN and the EU, which would:
Enact comprehensive gun control,

Ban space-based missile interceptors,

Require us to pay a UN body half of our royalties from off-shore drilling,

Establish a legal right to US foreign aid,

Ban use of our military without U.N. approval.

Create a legal right to welfare.
These measures have all been proceeding in secret...until now!

You can purchase Screwed! directly here at this link.

By Howie at 08:58 AM | Comments |

April 19, 2012

Ministry of Boobies: Hot Colombian Hooker Edition

N.Y. Daily News

24-year-old single mom is known as Dania, she says agent offered $30 for $800 service
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As David Lee Roth once said, "Look, I'll pay you for it WTF?"

See the rest of Hot Colombian Whore Diana here.

By Howie at 06:06 PM | Comments |

April 01, 2012

Photo Essay: Boobies Against Islamists

Jawa official editorial position on Boobies against Islamists(NSFW).

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We're totally for it. Even if we can't understand a word she is saying. The Powah of Boobies transcends language.

Fatwa?

By Howie at 08:36 AM | Comments |

March 29, 2012

It Appears Chuck is Excited


To say that our boxer, Chuck, was excited to see him come home is an understatement. (And if you're wondering why it says "again" it is because we went through this a year ago as well. That video is also posted.)

No crying you danged old Softys!

By Howie at 09:45 AM | Comments |

March 06, 2012

Where is Dr Rusty Shackleford? Slutty Co-Ed Edition XXV

He's applying for a job at Stonehill College because he heard they had a lot of super slutty students.

Blankmeyer claims in her lawsuit that her roommate, Laura, would have sex with her boyfriend while she was in the room and sleeping.

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The roommate was having online and actual sex right in front of her,” Blankmeyer’s complaint states. She also claims that Laura would engage in “sexually inappropriate video chatting when Lindsay was in the room.”

Because Blankmeyer alleges her mental health deteriorated while she was in that situation and the school did nothing to help her resolve it, she is suing the college for $150,000.

By Howie at 02:20 PM | Comments |

February 28, 2012

Senate Study on The Online Radicalization of Zachary Chesser of Revolution Muslim

Government Security News:

The Internet and social media are integral ingredients in the rapid radicalization of homegrown terrorists, said a staff study by the Senate homeland security committee that recommended a coordinated government response to counter online radical propaganda and help communities intervene in the radicalization process.

The report, released on Feb. 27 by the staff of the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, was based on the close study of the personal writings of Zachary Chesser, the Bristow, VA man now serving a 25-year sentence for threatening the writers of the South Park television show, soliciting violent jihadists to desensitize law enforcement, and attempting to provide material support to Al-Shabaab.

The study also provides some unique detail into Chesser’s motivations and personality.

The Senate staff said Chesser’s case was a classic case study of how quickly online radicalization can occur compared to the traditional process of face to face contact between an aspirant and an established terrorist group.

The .pdf copy of the study is here.

Jawa report was not mentioned in the study, we were basically robbed. But we're getting really used to that ;)

Update: A mention of if not our name, our actions on page 19.

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Oh yeah that was me ;).

By Howie at 08:20 AM | Comments |

February 20, 2012

Facebook Bans ReplyGirl!

I heard they were going to allow established Avitars? I think it must be because they dislike boobies. I mean who hasn't heard watched dozens of her muted videos?



So why do I care? I mean besides the boobies. Well I kind of like the way she keeps going despite her bad English, the trolls, the stalkers and solicitors. So on and so forth.

That takes a bit of chutzpah.

By Howie at 09:31 AM | Comments |

January 10, 2012

Sydney Spies Yearbook Photo Controversy

Lets face it there's nothing little HS bitches hate more than another little HS bitch that looks better than they do.

18-year-old Sydney Spies wants a future in modeling, and she figured she would make that clear with her senior picture in her high school yearbook.

But the Durango, Colo., prospective graduate found herself embroiled in controversy when her school’s yearbook editors put the kibosh on running a photo of Sydney posing provocatively in a black shawl and short yellow skirt that exposed plenty of skin.

It seems the efforts to ban this girl's slutty pics have backfired on the yearbook staff, making Sydney famous overnight. I bet that really burns their asses.

More research material here.

By Howie at 09:26 AM | Comments |

January 03, 2012

Shameless Twitter Pimpin' - Follow Me!

"Any man who would be a Knight and follow a King, FOLLOW ME!"**

I'm relatively new to Twitter. I've had the account for a while but really only recently started tweeting. Stable Hand is the Jawa Report's main tweeter, but since she is taking a break, I've been trying to pimp our posts a bit at Twitter.

It's just the number of my followers a little low. They've been increasing steadily, and I appreciate everyone who is following and re-tweeting. But I really would like to see a few more.

So, if you tweet and are not already a follower, please add me now:

http://twitter.com/#!/DMartyr

If you are already following and have a nice list for yourself, please pimp me!

**Bonus fatwa to whoever names the movie quote. No cheating! No googling or internet searches!

By DMartyr at 11:20 AM | Comments |

November 14, 2011

Super Committee Approaches Deadline

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(Washington) Political wrangling within the Joint Deficit Reduction Committee continues with a deadline of November 23 for finding $1.5 trillion in deficit reduction.

They have been meeting for two months, poring over concepts and ideas already hashed out by three other groups over the past year.

But 10 days before their deadline, members of the so-called congressional "super committee" created to forge a deficit reduction deal indicated Sunday that they remain hung up on basic issues of tax and entitlement reform that have previously stymied agreement.

I suspect the committee will find a way to delay making a final decision.

By Mr. E. Blogger at 06:01 PM | Comments |

September 13, 2011

Bosch Fawstin Interview

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The Saudis & 9/11

Awesome interview..


By Stable Hand at 12:57 PM | Comments |

September 03, 2011

MMMMMMM, Bacon!

Kenny has more on why today is International Bacon Day
By Stable Hand at 12:04 PM | Comments |

August 20, 2011

Saturday Night Culture

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Yuja Wang

Word is that she's a pianist. I'd suggest she is fantastic.

Arguably a little lower on the culture scale, there's a babe offering to trade her virginity for a concert ticket. One ticket? Boy, the price of precious flowers has dived from previous offers in the tens of thousands of dollars.

By Mr. E. Blogger at 10:46 PM | Comments |

August 10, 2011

Rev. Al Sharpton endorses 'the In word'

Okay, we're not sure what he's saying...but nobody says it like Al...and its funny. Visit Sonja & Joe Dan at 'the In word' A JoeDanMedia production- http://theinwordshow.wordpress.com

Classic!

By Stable Hand at 09:06 PM | Comments |

July 19, 2011

IQ Al Rassooli On "Dr. Jim Talk Show"

The Muslim scholar being interviewed is a dear friend of mine. (IQ objects at being called a 'scholar' but he is one in every sense of the word.) The interview is quite long - almost one and a half hours - so allow yourself time:

(Click to listen - opens in new window)

You can hear more lectures by IQ al Rassooli at Youtube.com and at the-koran.blogspot.com. He currently has over 230 chapters posted. Every statement, assertion, or accusation IQ makes can be verified using Islamic texts. His lectures are not opinion, but indisputable facts about the religion's own doctrine.

You can also read IQ's thesis at inthenameofallah.org or read his book, Lifting The Veil: The True Faces of Muhammad and Islam.

Whether you are just starting to learn about Islam or consider yourself very knowledgeable on the subject, I guarantee you will learn something new.

By DMartyr at 08:29 AM | Comments |

June 29, 2011

It's Wednesday! Joe Dan Gorman's "The IN Word" With Guests Ben Shapiro, Ellen Karis & Victoria Jackson

With Joe Dan's side kick and co writer Sonja Schmidt:

Wednesday, June 29 · 10:00pm - 11:00pm

11PM ET, 10PM CT & 8PM PT
Watch live stream & Replays Here!
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-in-word

Guest: NYT Bestselling author, Ben Shapiro, author of Primetime Propaganda
Comic Guest: Ellen Karis
SPECIAL APPEARANCE by VICTORIA JACKSON

PJTV's Sonja Schmidt and creator Joe Dan Gorman co-write and produce this cutting edge PC Defying webcast...aka the fun world of Liberal Free Conservative Arts....Music, comedy and more. Visit our website at http://the-in-word.com/

So Jawas, check it out cuz like Jawa Report was included in credits of last 2 shows. Stop by and chat so I can prove to Joe Dan and Sonja people do read my posts....

I hope, if not you are all FIRED! Oh wait...

By Stable Hand at 08:40 PM | Comments |

June 15, 2011

Sandcrawler PSA: Tonight Joe Dan Gorman's 'the IN word" (Updated)

Time::
Wednesday, June 15 · 10:00pm - 11:00pm
Location:
11PM ET, 10 PM CT, 8PM PT. USTREAM.TV! Streamed Lived to your computer!
Created By:
Joe Dan Gorman
For:
JoeDanMedia (Official Page)
More Info:
LIBERAL FREE ENTERTAINMENT...not counting jokes about them.

Tonight Sonja & Joe Dan welcome the amazing and talented Neal Fox. You don't want to miss this demented guy, LOL.

Covering hot topics from Cow-Tipping to Kwanza

Tune in for fun, laughs....and good tunage.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-in-word

JOIN US IN THE CHAT ROOM!!!!!!

Replays/podcasts available immediately after the show to watch at your leisure

Related:
the IN word blogspot

Last year Joe Dan's song "Live to Die (for virgins in the sky) caused a stir at YouTube. They removed it for being a shock video I 'mirrored' it and the vid was promptly removed for shocking content.

Update by Howie:

Er uh, Odie has that one.

Updated again by Howie, er uh that got their attention. Lol, Odie has to "go dark" for a while. Oooopssss.

UPDATE by SH: Here's DMartyr's from LiveLeak:

UPDATE: I missed lasts weeks (their 1st show) and I made sure to watch it tonight It was funny, entertaining but a had a problem with something in my eyes when Neal Fox's music video "We're All Gonna Be There When She Dies" was played:

By Stable Hand at 07:31 PM | Comments |

June 10, 2011

Weiner's New Career

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Hot Air on the what's next for Congressman Weiner:

Puzzled why Anthony Weiner hasn’t already packed his bags and headed for a little blissful obscurity — or at least blissful in comparison to the past couple of weeks? Chuck Bennett reminds us that the Congressman hasn’t exactly built himself a parachute for his post-electoral career. In fact, without his Congressional salary, he would have rather hefty bills and no apparent means to pay them off
Well Ed forgets porn.

No not good porn but porn none the less. One thing about the world is there is always someone who is sicker than you are.

Possible titles?

Political Cunsultant.

9 1/2 Centimeters.

???

I dunno, you try I'm not all that much into anything but T&A.

By Howie at 09:00 AM | Comments |

June 09, 2011

Sandcrawler PSA: 'the IN word' --Lib-Nut Free Entertainment on UStreamTV

My inbox:

Well, co-producer Sonja Schmidt of PJTV and I debuted 'the IN word' last night. And it was a blast.

'the IN word' is Liberal Free Entertainment not centered around the days news. There's comedy, music and more. Here's a link to our UStreamTV channel so you can check it out at your convenience.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-in-word

Video below the fold.


They say conservatives won't support us, well... let's prove them wrong.

It is very important that you give us a chance.... And invite friends. New Show next Wednesday night! Even if you try NOT to---you'll have fun!

The IN word is a JoeDanMedia.com production. LIBERAL FREE CONSERVATIVE ARTS

God bless

Joe Dan

Website: http://the-in-word.blogspot.com[WEDNESDAY NIGHTS 11PM ET, 8PM PT]

God bless you Joe Dan and good luck!







By Stable Hand at 11:30 AM | Comments |

June 06, 2011

Congressman Weiner Makes Girl Moist

Just thinking about his internet.

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Speaking of moist.

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just a random image to invoke the moist ambiance

Update: Super Weiner!

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Bwwwahahahaaaaaa! You look a little "strained" there Congressman No Head.

Bwhhwhwaaaaa!@!! Question,,,, giggle, giggle, snort, can a sitting US congressman, bwaaaahahahhaha! Stay. stay. stay in office after his webcam, bwaaahahha, pic of him tossing off is published on the internet?

Bwaaaahahhaha!?!?!?!

More here.

Seriously this is the BEST. SCANDAL. EVER. Bwaaahahaahaaa!


By Howie at 01:16 PM | Comments |

May 26, 2011

Pat Condell Blames Those Filthy Zionists at Jawa Report for Everything

Well not me specifically, but I get a lot of hate mail directed at me for my Jooishness.

Marching to Zion!

By Howie at 08:14 AM | Comments |

May 20, 2011

Jawa Report: Dependably Three Days Ahead of CNN

Well at least in this case anyway. And we ripped it from The Investigative Project but hey, the Investigative Project doesn't even have any boobie posts at all and what fun is that?

CNN:

Federal authorities are using words uttered by the co-founder of a radical Islamic group to charge him with threats against the creators of "South Park."

A criminal complaint alleging the communication of threats was filed in Virginia late last week against Jesse Curtis Morton, also known as Younus Abdullah Mohammad.

A senior law enforcement source Thursday told CNN, which interviewed Morton in 2009, that the suspect is believed to be in Morocco, where he maintains Islampolicy.com, an English-language website propagating pro al Qaeda views.

That website is a successor to Revolutionmuslim.com.

I really can't report that enough.

And a note to Younes at Islampolicy: Why don't you answer my emails? Cat got your tongue? And there all this time we thought Yousef was the big fat pussy in your group. But now we know it's you.

By Howie at 08:35 AM | Comments |

May 10, 2011

Obligatory Royal Sister-in-Law Boobie Scandal Post

Because of the hits ya know.

A scandalous photo of the tan and topless Pippa, 27, doing some dirty dancing with an unidentified similarly topless man, has surfaced (via Us Magazine). And although we've come to expect nothing less from the Middleton clan, it looks like Pippa sure was the life of the party
So here it is the Pippa Middleton dirty dancing scandalous boobie pic.

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Somehow I feel less anxiety now than before I wrote this. I think we need a research grant to determine why.

By Howie at 10:27 AM | Comments |

April 18, 2011

"Religion of Peace" Week in Review

88 Dead, 189 Injured [<--Conservative U.S. Marine blog]

Check it out

By Stable Hand at 01:19 PM | Comments |