May 14, 2013

You can't win with the left. If you talk about racism, you are a racist. If you see no racism to talk about, you are a racist. If you consider a person's race when judging them, you are a racist. If you don't consider a person's race when judging them, you are a racist.

This, of course, only applies to Conservative whites (and those 'Uncle Tom' Conservative blacks). If you are a white liberal, like O'Brien, you can prove you are not racist by accusing all whites of being racists. You know, turning on your own race to prove your solidarity to all non-white races. Unless you are a minority. Then turning on your own race makes you a racist by default.

O'Brien, just named a distinguished visiting fellow at Harvard's Graduate School of Education, told the school's Institute of Politics that she's often confronted by whites who want to take issue with her documentaries on race in America.

"People would sometimes, when I give speeches, stand up and say, 'You know, I think your black America documentaries (are) divisive. I think like, you know, listen, we shouldn't think of ourselves as African-American. We're Americans, and everybody should stop separating themselves out,'" she said in a new video from the institute.

She continued: "First of all, it's only white people who ever said that -- 'if we could just see beyond race. If only people didn't see race, it would be such a better place, and you are responsible for bringing up these icky race issues, Soledad, you should just let sleeping dogs lie.'"

O'Brien added: "I was like, again, 'OK, white person, this is a conversation you clearly are uncomfortable with, and I have no problem seeing race, and I think we should talk about race."

Got it? It's racist to talk about race and to not talk about race.

Maybe this will help:

May 07, 2013

Lauryn Hill blames her unpaid tax bill on the slavery of her ancesters:

Fugees singer Hill, 37, was sentenced to three months' jail followed by three months' home confinement for failing to pay $500,000 to the taxman in the United States. [...]

During her trial, Hill claimed she is still forced to live under the pernicious economic hierarchy imposed by the slave trade.

She told the court: "I am a child of former slaves who had a system imposed on them. I had an economic system imposed on me."

An economic system that imposed millions of dollars into her bank account. And as we all know, "The Man" only taxes black people...

May 02, 2013

The Other McCain:

The university campus in Laramie was gripped by fear last week:

“I want to hatef–k Meg Lanker Simons so hard. That chick that runs her liberal mouth all the time and doesn’t care who knows it. I think its hot and it makes me angry. One night with me and shes gonna be a good Republican b–ch.”

The victim of this Facebook threat cited it as “an example of rape culture,” and who could doubt she was an object of twisted GOP lust?

A student at the University of Wyoming who claimed she was targeted for a Facebook rape threat because she “runs her liberal mouth all the time” faked the threat against herself, police say. Meg Lanker-Simons, 26, has been charged with interference with a police investigation by giving false statement. . . .

... we should be grateful that Ms. Lanker-Simons has finally decided to exercise her constitutional right to be silent.

I thought about surfing up some previous examples of faked liberal hate crimes, but then I realized I didn't really give a crap.

Update: Protein Wisdom

if that means the important discussion has to occur in a community where the sexual violence, being materially absent in large part, is therefore invented by attention-seeking feminist slobs bent on demonizing an entire political group for the purposes of having those important discussions, in which men (and conservatives, mostly) are invariably reduced to latent rapists in a perpetual state of internal conflict against their base desires to overwhelm and control women through sexual violence, well, then so be it!

Consider it a thought experiment. WHY DO YOU HATE SCHOLARSHIP?

April 24, 2013

Oh, the horror! Five days of pure hell to show solidarity with poor people!

The Oscar-winning director recently signed on to participate in the Global Poverty Project's Live Below the Line, a campaign that challenges average (and above-average) people to live on just $1.50 a day for five days. The initiative is meant to simulate what it's like for the 1.4 billion people worldwide who live in extreme poverty.

Eating on $1.50 per day is called a "diet," Ben.

Living on $1.50 a day would mean giving up your $17 million dollar mansion, your sports cars, your country club memberships, your healthcare plans, your home and auto insurance, your housekeepers, your lawn service, and everything else you paid for monthly, quarterly or yearly. Just because you don't physically handle more than $1.50 a day doesn't mean you are living off $1.50 per day.

April 23, 2013

So what if the SF gobermint is operating in the red, dickheads are more important!

ZIP:

The penises went into retirementin 2006, debuted again in 2009, and now are back for a third time to encourage men to get tested for STDs every six months. Those who do get tested will receive a Healthy Penis stress toy and a coupon that looks like a dollar bill – but, of course, with a Healthy Penis in place of George Washington. The coupons can be used for discounts, free coffee and other goodies at 25 local businesses.

Ooops, never mind. CODEPINK already has that vagina thingy covered:

Well then, where's the healthy boobies mascot?

Never mind, Jawa has that covered with real boobies and we don't take a penny from the SF gobermint.

April 20, 2013

They just didn't fit in...

Screenshot captured by Jim Treacher at The Daily Caller. The New York Times has since changed the headline and layout.

Apparently, the bombers had no friends because Americans have no values, and Borat never made a sequel.

My response:

April 19, 2013

Shortly after the Boston Marathon bombings, Michael Moore guessed "2+2=." He later clarified by speculating the bombings were related to Patriot's Day.

This morning he broke his arm attempting to pat himself on the back:

April 11, 2013

So like, where is Barbie?

https://twitter.com/AynRandsTeeth

Ummmm.....

Progressive, anti-Christian, anti-Military search engine Google shows its love for Michelle Malkin:

(Click Image For Full Screenshot)

I'm not sure how Google selects the image to accompanying the mini-bios. At first, I assumed they just used the first picture from the Google images on that person. Not in this case. Then I checked Wikipedia, since the mini-bio was from there. But this very unflattering image of Michelle Malkin isn't there.

The image Google is using appears to be a frame grab from a video and possibly photoshopped. It is from a blog whose owner apparently hates Malkin.

Why Google chose this particular image is beyond me. It's childish and malicious. But it also illustrates the mentality, the hatred, and intolerance of the left. Michelle must be doing something right.

March 05, 2013

The left is celebrating FREE money from the Government! Yay to Obama! Sharing money from his stash!

Here's another gem I had to post:

A liberal caller explains where all that "free" money comes from:

February 21, 2013

Rapper Jay Jenkins has received a Certificate of Congressional Recognition for his "core values of hard work and integrity." Jenkin's song lyrics include glorifying drug dealing, racist rants, and gems like that in the title. He also has a "Snowman" clothing line aimed at kids. For those who don't know, his snowman logo represents a drug dealer.

Young Jeezy, we salute your dedicated community work and influence with young children. Well, I don't. Congresswoman Sheila Jackson does.

(Hat Tip: IHateTheMedia)

February 17, 2013

No, not really. They were protesting the LAPD for acting as judge, jury, and executioner for Dorner.

What Dorner did, in their minds, was totally justified. His victims did nothing to warrant even a charge, much less a fair trial and due process. But because they were a willing part of the system that Dorner hated, they got what they deserved. That's the leftist #OWS mentality for you.

From the AP via Gateway Pundit (emphasis mine):

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Dozens of protesters rallied outside Los Angeles police headquarters Saturday in support of Christopher Dorner, the former LAPD officer and suspected killer of four who died after a shootout and fire this week at a mountain cabin following one of the biggest manhunts in recent memory.

Protesters told the Los Angeles Times (http://lat.ms/11Ndm6i ) they didn't support Dorner's deadly methods, but objected to police corruption and brutality, and believed Dorner's claims of racism and unfair treatment by the department. Many said they were angered by the conduct of the manhunt that led to Dorner's death and injuries to innocent bystanders who were mistaken for him.

Michael Nam, 30, who held a sign with a flaming tombstone and the inscription "RIP Habeas Corpus," said it was "pretty obvious" police had no intention of bringing Dorner in alive.

"They were the judge, the jury and the executioner," Nam said. "As an American citizen, you have the right to a trial and due process by law."

In the leftist utopia of these #Occutards, only those who support the regime are worthy of a trial and due process. Really, not even that. In their #Occutard world, leftwing domestic terrorists deserve nothing short of full exoneration.

Those who oppose deserve a fair public trial followed immediately by a fair public hanging.

Related:
#Occupy LA Hearts Chris Dorner

February 07, 2013

This young lady gets it:

Daddy government wants to care for you, not because they love you, but because they need to keep you under control.

January 20, 2013

January 03, 2013

Anti-Capitalism lamentations via Twitter:

Someone should make a coffee table book of these gems.

(Hat Tip: IHateTheMedia)

UPDATE: More deep thoughts from liberal minds below the fold.

If you enjoyed these, see many more at David Thompson. Don't miss the links to other pages near the bottom of this post.

December 14, 2012

I can't figure out why. Union thugs attacked him and others, but for some reason leftists are threatening him and his family.

More at Gateway Pundit.

UPDATE: The death threats may be in response to AFP filing a complaint with Lansing Police. That has nothing to do with Crowder, but never try to understand liberal logic. Your head will explode.

November 08, 2012

I'm pretty sure that posting a Lush Diane for discussion of her drunkenness is fair use. But don't look for Youtube reinstate the video anyway.

November 07, 2012

Kill those motherfuckers.

Feel free to try it, retard.

November 01, 2012

Hurricane Sandy didn't stop Bette Midler's extravagant Halloween bash!

It was definitely a scary 48 hours for the inhabitants of New York.

But now that Hurricane Sandy has moved away from the East Coast, it's back to business for most New Yorkers, including Bette Midler.

The veteran actress and singer continued her life as usual and celebrated her yearly extravagant celebrity 'Hulaween' bash on Wednesday night in the storm-struck city.

Despite the fact that Lower Manhattan is still without power, Bette managed to find a venue uptown which did have electricity: The Waldorf Astoria hotel.

Al Gore was invited but couldn't make it. Global warming...

In Midler's defense, the party was a fundraiser for a greener New York. I guess they need it now more than ever. I just think it could have waited until the bodies of the hurricane victims got cold.

Pictures below the fold.

(Bette Midler and someone I don't know.)

(Michelle Obama opted for casual wear.)

(It doesn't get more fun than pandas and top hats! Why let a hurricane spoil a good time.)

(Even Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama made an appearance.)

October 19, 2012

Onion reference headline stolen from commenter at Hot Air:

Twitchy captured the hilarious Twitter beat down of O'Donnell

Update: Ace notes just how tough the neighborhood was that O'Donnell grew up in

lol

October 17, 2012

If you guessed Obama, you're .... wrong. The death threats are against Romney, and yet we are constantly being told by our betters in the media that the Right has an exclusive monopoly on crazies threatening violence.

And if that wasn't enough, the crazies on the Left are also accusing Mitt Romney of being a closet polygamist.

How's that "reality based community" thing working out for you Lefties these days?

September 10, 2012

Let's hope she takes Alec Baldwin, Jason Biggs, Samuel L. Jackson, Sean Penn, and every other pampered, spoiled entertainer with her. And they can take that pervert Chris "Tingles" Matthews with them. I'm sure he'll enjoy watching them get it on with Martians.

Update: #IfObamaDontWin is trending with racist hatred and promises of violence against innocent people.

September 09, 2012

From Gateway Pundit:

Such hatred and anger. Such unhinged rage. And this is only September. It only gets better from here on out. Enjoy the show.

In four months, it's "President Romney." Bi@tches.

September 07, 2012

(Hat Tip: Gateway Pundit)

Hallelujah! Praise the Obamessiah!! Do ya'll feel it?

By the way, THIS is how Governor Granholm normally speaks.

September 04, 2012

As the Netroots turn.

While you know me as “@shoq,” many close friends have always known me as Matt Edelstein. For reasons I’ve published elsewhere, I’ve never confirmed or denied that name, nor anything else said about me...

I do not, contrary to popular belief, work for George Soros, nor live in my mother’s basement. She is elderly, and I moved here simply so one of her children would be closer to her.

Moving on, apparently Shoq has run into some virtual girl troubles. Here is her account of the end of their cyberlove.

The short version of this story is that I fell in love with someone who is incredibly charming, witty, and politically savvy. I adored him. I believed in him. I defended him. I shouldn’t have.

Those of you who follow the Aaron Worthing and Patterico vs. the bad boys of the Netroots will especially enjoy this.

Jessica, are you going to make any effort to talk to me at all? Or just leave me thinking that you just pushed me to this so you could walk away clean? Do you have any idea how much that hurts?

*But I'm not entirely unsympathetic, I mean that's what you get when you mess around with currently married women who cheat, you get effing PWNED.

*Yes, of course I learned the hard way, what other way is there?

;-)

August 28, 2012

Okay, I exaggerated a bit. He didn't tweet that. He really tweeted:

Twitchy has more on his unhinged rant wishing people in Tampa, Florida had perished during the hurricane.

Prayers for all those in the path of the hurricane.

August 24, 2012

On national television speaking to all two of his viewers, Chris "Tingles" Matthews professed his wish he was Barack Obama so he could marry Bill Clinton. Or something like that...

If Barack Obama and Bill Clinton had a son, I'm sure he'd look a lot like Chris.

August 20, 2012

I hate Chomsky. The man is a fool who uses big words to disguise his shallow "theories".

Theories are based on the simple notion that a change in something (X) or some things (X1 + X2) causes a change in something else (Y). It's really not that difficult to understand.

However, Chomsky seems not to get this fundamental notion about the relationship between cause and affect.

Why? Because Chomsky, literally, blames America for everything bad that has happened in the last 100 years. Which is a problem because different affects (Y) cannot be attributed to the same cause (X). The same is true of the inverse: Different causes (X) cannot be attributed to the same affect (Y).

So, when America acts (X) it causes something bad (Y). When America doesn't act (X) it causes something bad (Y). Both cannot be simultaneously true.

Chomsky doesn't have theories, he has a world view. A simple one. America is bad, mmmmkay.

Michael J. Totten interviews Benjamin Kerstein about his new book Diary of an Anti-Chomskyite. Here's an excerpt:

I think people come to Chomsky and essentially worship him for precisely that reason. He allows them to feel justified in their refusal to think. They never have to ask themselves any difficult questions or provide any difficult answers. It’s a form of intellectual cowardice essentially, but I'm sure you can see its appeal....

In any event, blaming anything and everything bad that happens in the world on the United States has always been Chomsky's default position. So once he'd exhausted all other possibilities of escape, that's what he fell back on. And he'll keep doing it until his dying day. You will never get a mea culpa from him on anything, and certainly not on Cambodia, which is probably the biggest disgrace of his career.

August 17, 2012

(NSFW!)

From The Huffinton Post (all emphasis mine):

Frantic wives searched for missing loved ones, President Jacob Zuma rushed home from a regional summit and some miners vowed a fight to the death Friday as police announced a shocking casualty toll from the previous day's shooting by officers of striking miners: 34 dead and 78 wounded.

Wives of miners at the Lonmin platinum mine northwest of Johannesburg took the place of dead and wounded husbands on Friday in staging a protest. But this time instead of asking for higher wages as the miners had done, the women demanded to know why police had opened fire Thursday with automatic rifles, pistols and shotguns on the strikers, many of whom had been armed with spears, machetes and clubs. Police said at a news conference that it was in self-defense, noting that strikers even possessed a pistol taken from a police officer they had beaten to death on Monday.

At least 10 other people were killed during the week-old strike, including two police officers battered to death by strikers and two mine security guards burned alive when strikers set their vehicle ablaze.

You can see in the video above, the armed miners did charge the police. The police had every right to defend themselves.

Some of you may be wondering why I used a liberal rag like The Huffington Post as a source. I surfed over there out of curiosity. I wanted to see how liberals are viewing this very clear instance of self defense by police.

That's where the real insanity begins. While a very few commenters justified the deadly forced used by police, a majority blamed corporate greed. Here's a sampling:

"This is just sickening. The world wide 1% are determined to take the most money to their graves and in doing so they are killing, destroying, maiming and forcing their will on everyone else."

"Now, that's how the 1% handles a strike!"

"This is massacre. The police chief has to be removed and those that guided this massacre detained and charged."

"If by removed...you mean tried, convicted, and executed then I agree."

"What they need to do now, to ensure that this never happens again, is to kill as many of the "police" that took part in this. They really do need to kill them. Kill them in their sleep."

"This is the Republicans vision for the future of the US. They want to eliminate unions so this happens instead. "

"Don't you just loooove the smell of guns and capitalism in the morning?"

"This was sick. The police should have had rubber bullets and more options other than lethal force. "

"Fascism.........................alive and well............."

"Shocking! Why would they do this? It benefits no one. Wreaks of Koch Brother tactics against Unions and workers rights unfortunately."

"Even if the miners did act violently, there was no reason for the police to use that amount of deadly force against them. There are MANY non lethal riot and crowd control weapons available to police"

Read more insanity.

August 09, 2012

Hat Tip: Malkin.

August 03, 2012

My favorite part from this Zombie essay? No, it wasn't the radical lesbians against the only gay-friendly country in the Middle East (Israel). It was the owner of the $1.2 million home declaring himself part of the 99%:

I literally laughed out loud a few hours later when I saw this “We Are the 99%” sign on a house in a very pricey neighborhood in the Berkeley hills. Although you might not be able to tell due to the weed-choked front yard, homes in this area are famously expensive. Out of curiosity, I noted down the address and later looked up the home’s estimated assessed value on one of those real estate property records Web sites: $1.2 million.

Nothing better illustrates the deep-seated hypocrisy and cognitive dissonance of the Berkeley worldview than someone who lives in a $1.2 million home imagining that they are part of “the 99%.” Berkeleyans are in general quite highly paid and well-off, but they are ashamed of their success, and so pretend to be poor. Not so ashamed that they actually give up their privilege, mind you: it’s much easier to put a “We Are the 99%” sign in the window of your mansion than it is to actually experience any hardship.

An organized community group called The Civil Rights Agenda has filed a suit against Chic Fil A calling themselves a protected minority class that has suffered due to the thought crimes of Chic Fil A's owner.

July 26, 2012

Gee, I hope these stinky sluts don't accidentally get hit by a Molotov cocktail that could possibly be thrown by the resistRNC group

Or an amorous elephant.

Are there elephants in Tampa?

July 22, 2012

Wow. Just when you thought liberal Obamamites couldn't sink any lower into the depths of depravity.

Below the fold because, not only is it disgusting, it's very nauseating and definitely not safe for work.

Sarah Silverman graphically dry humps a dog (You've been warned):

July 03, 2012

Remember leftist activist Alexandra Pennell?

Ooopsy!

The day Alexandra Pennell addressed an anti-hate rally at Central Connecticut State University about the anti-gay messages scrawled on her door, police had begun to question her claims.

Twice the video surveillance system placed in Pennell's room to help police identify the person responsible for scrawling the notes had been disabled, in one case just before a note was slid under Pennell's dorm room door.

Police say only after they set up a second camera in a hall closet — a camera that Pennell did not know about — did they learn the truth: Pennell had been writing the notes herself.

The 19-year-old from Trumbull has been thrown out of Central and barred from attending any state university for five years. She also faces eight felony counts of fabricating evidence, eight misdemeanor charges of lying to police, eight misdemeanor counts of filing a false police report and one count of making a false statement to police.

...She continued writing and leaving the notes, she wrote in the letter to Dooley, because of the attention it brought her, especially from Dooley and another friend.

Hat Tip: Instapundit.

June 22, 2012

Yes, you have to admire the tolerance and civility of the left...

Last Friday, an attaché of important gay people from Philadelphia made a trip to Washington D.C. as invited guests of President Barack Obama for the White House’s first-ever gay pride reception. There, they danced to the sounds of a Marine Corps band; they dined on crab cakes and canapés; they hand-delivered letters from concerned citizens like this 18-year old who has had four people close to him gunned down, and noted rhyming raconteur CA Conrad; and some of them took advantage of photo opportunities to give the late President Ronald Reagan the middle finger.

Just FYI, these are NOT f@ggots.

In their defense, they were just copying President Barack Obama. Only he was doing it in front of the Constitution.

(Thanks, J!)

June 19, 2012

Imagine the outrage if a right-wing celebrity called Democrats the "Party of Apes" for standing by Obama...

From Bill Maher's own blog:

Also because the idea that the blame for our government’s dysfunction is equally shared by the parties just is a giant, steaming mound of horseshit and anyone who has paid attention to politics over the last 20 years knows it. Or as I like to call it, “The Rise of the Party of the Apes.”

[...]

Or take Allen West. Seriously, take him to the padded cell and give him 20 CCs of the high test. Ornstein and Mann start off their Post op-ed by noting that recently Rep. Allen West said that there are “78 to 81” Democrats in Congress who are members of the Communist Party. And not one Republican said, “Allen, come on. You’re making us look dumb.” Not one of the Republican candidates for president said anything. Because in today’s Republican Party, that’s not even edgy anymore. They probably saw him later on and were like, “Word, Allen. Word.” Because that’s how they think black people talk.

(Hat Tip: Gateway Pundit)

Of course, I don't think Maher used "apes" in a racist sort of way. Just in an "Uncle Tom" sort of way. You see, liberals only hate Conservative black people. They support and agree with liberal black people, especially those who are "clean" and "articulate." No. Matter. What. That makes them not racist.

And it makes everyone else, by default, racists.

June 07, 2012

Roseanne Barr is running for President of the United States. Her main platforms are:

1.) Legalizing Marijuana cookies

2.) Stopping "debt slavery" (loan forgiveness)

3.) Making war obsolete

She also promises to end vigilantism by hanging accused vigilantes before they ever get to court and beheading rich people who fail in re-education camps.

Sounds like a winner to me.

May 31, 2012

UPDATE by Rusty: Alternate post title, "Where's Howie?"

Rusty FTW!

----Begin original post---

I think its safe to say at this point he disliked conservatives.

uthorities are searching for Luka Rocco Magnotta, 29, who they allege is responsible for a human torso discovered in Montreal, thought to be linked to a human hand and foot that were separately mailed from Montreal to Ottawa.

Magnotta, also known as Eric Clinton Newman, is a Montreal resident who allegedly knew the victim, identified only as a white male, Montreal police spokesman Ian Lafreniere told reporters Wednesday.

The suspect has no criminal background, and his image and information related to him were later recovered from a "very graphic" website, Lafreniere said.

Anyway here is this freak's picture, if you see him call the police immediately.

Update: Interpol has issued an international warrant for the suspect. It is believed he has fled Canada.

Luka Rocco Magnotta, who is suspected of posting body parts to political party offices in Ottawa, has been added to Interpol's wanted list.

Montreal Police Commander Ian Lafreniere said there was reason to believe Mr Magnotta may be in a foreign country.

"He left a letter on a website mentioning how to disappear for good, and secondly our investigation brought us some details that might let us think that he could be away from the country," he told reporters.

Unnamed sources say he may have travelled to France, the Globe and Mail newspaper reports.

Maybe he'll be recognized in some French neighborhood full of radical Islamists?

One can only hope.

May 30, 2012

Via Legal Insurrection

A new group of over 150 Cherokees and growing has formed with the purpose of forcing Elizabeth Warren to give up her false claim to Cherokee heritage.

The group has a new blog, Cherokees Demand Truth from Elizabeth Warren, and corresponding Facebook page

Mission Statement:

Cherokees Demand Truth from Elizabeth Warren is a group of authentic Cherokees and descendants devoted to sharing the truth about our history. Our mission is to help people understand what a real Cherokee is and to show why Elizabeth Warren claiming to be Cherokee without proof is harmful and offensive to us.[More...]

h/t MFS-The Other News

"Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!"~Sir Walter Scott

Update: From BigG: Warren to Cherokees, Go Away and Stop Bothering me

Masslive.com is reporting the latest bizarre twist in the saga of Elizabeth Warren likely false claims of Native American heritage. In a statement that would make Richard Nixon blush with shame, Warren has, effectively, told the new Cherokees Demand Truth from Elizabeth Warren group launched this morning by Cherokee genealogist Twila Barnes and fellow Cherokee David Cornsilk to go away and stop bothering her