July 10, 2013

1000k Words on What it Would Really Look Like if Obama Wanted to Kill Innocent Muslims

A short essay in reply to all the Muslims in the world who think that President Obama and the US want them all dead. If we wanted you dead, this is what it would look like.

Happy Ramadan!

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:27 PM | Comments |

February 10, 2012

Father of the Week?

Maybe not Father of the Year, but he could run for that title as well. I wasn't going to bother posting this because it's already viral and you've probably seen it. However, the usual chickens have started clucking about how horribly horrible a person this guy is. Of course, it's assumed that they peck on our side of the wire, but I've never been all that convinced of that.

I don't stroll through their coops too often, so I'm not sure, but I'm going to guess that they neither have kids nor own a firearm. With that said, judging by the response I've seen on Facebook, this guy could hang out with Ferris Bueller.

Because he's a righteous dude.

By Vinnie at 10:42 PM | Comments |

May 16, 2011

Younus Abdullah Muhammad of Revolution Muslim Arrested Charged

jesse mortonarrested.jpgInvestigative Project:

A second man has been charged in connection with threats made last year against the producers of the Comedy Central program "South Park."

Jesse Curtis Morton, (aka Younus Abdullah Mohammad) is charged with communicating threats. Morton helped run a website, RevolutionMuslim, with Zachary Chesser. Chesser is serving a 25-year prison term after pleading guilty to a similar charge and to trying to provide material support to the Somali terrorist group al-Shabaab.

After a "South Park" episode in April 2010 mocked the violent reaction of radical Islamists by portraying the Prophet Mohammad covered by a bear suit, Chesser posted a statement warning producers Matt Stone and Trey Parker that they "will probably wind up like Theo van Gogh for airing this show."

Van Gogh was a Dutch filmmaker who was killed on an Amsterdam street after producing a short film protesting the treatment of women in Islam.

According to an affidavit from FBI Special Agent Paula Menges, Chesser then collaborated with Morton on a "clarification statement" triggered by media inquiries.

"The Clarification Statement contained pages of justification under Islamic law for the death of those who insult Islam or defame its prophet, and for Muslims to bring about such deaths," Menges wrote. "In it, Morton and Chesser asserted in pertinent part that 'we will never tolerate the mocking or insulting of any one of the prophets,' and explained that the Islamic ruling on this situation was that 'the punishment is death.'"

Though the statement indicated they were not inciting violence, it included a quote from Osama bin Laden that threatened those responsible for Danish cartoons depicting Mohammad with "the freedom of our actions" as payback for their free speech.

That, Menges wrote, crosses the line between protected speech and conveying a threat because it warned Stone and Parker they "would be on the receiving end of actions analogous to those of bin Laden if they refused to change their ways."

The clarification statement included a picture of Van Gogh's body after a stranger killed him "for making a film that was perceived to have insulted Islam." Even if they were not making a direct threat, their statement posted on radical Islamist websites could inspire others to act. "[B]y issuing that statement, they certainly knew that violence was likely to be incited by it anyway."

The indictment is here.


Hat Tip: Fred.

New York Islamists: Congratulations to Sheikh Osama bin Laden on His Martyrdom!
Did Jesse Morton Younes Abdullah Muhammad rat out his Revolution Muslim friends to the Feds?
American Based Jihad Magazine Analyzed.
Younus Abdullah Muhammad and Joey Start New Job.
Revolution Muslim's Younus Abdullah Mohammed: Jihad Janes Arrest Unjust.
Sammy and Joey Release Jihad Recollections #2.
Where's Younis (Jesse Morton) Abdullah Mohamed?
The Cyber Jihad in English.
NY Muslims: I Love Osama bin Laden & I'm Friends with Terrorists
From From Blogger to Terrorist: Documenting Zach Chesser's Online Jihad Activities

Update: We're not sure of the status of Younis, if he's been booked on this particular charge yet or not.

By Howie at 09:47 PM | Comments |

October 10, 2010

Hate Speech?

This is a video I made a couple of years ago.

Caution: Music is NSFW! (Not for young ears either.)

[UPDATE] Vlad over at Vlad Tepes dubbed the video with more innocuous music and then uploaded it to YouTube. Not surprisingly, YouTube yanked the video, calling it - you guessed - "hate speech."

Screenshots of the YouTube warnings can be viewed at Vlad's post about it.

As the title of his post states, "Pointing out hate speech is now hate speech, while hate speech itself, is not."

By DMartyr at 06:19 PM | Comments |

September 02, 2010

Sandcrawler Memory Hole Excavation: Martyrdom Granted In Japanese Tanker Attack

Remember the tanker attack about a month ago. The official statement is making the rounds on the Jihadi forums so I thought it was time for a re-cap.

The Abdullah Azzam Brigades claimed responsibility and have recently released a bit more information. The official statement is a lot of kuffar this and heroic operation that.

Interesting tidbits as follows:

A group of your mujahideen brothers in the Sheikh Yusuf al-'Uyairi; Companies of the Shaheed Abdullah Azzam Brigades executed a successful attack on an economic artery crucial to the kuffar’s world order. The result came as they wished, and, more importantly, as Allah desired.

As Allah desired? You mean Allah desired failure? Bwahahahaha. Mujahideen's definition of success is similar to Joe Biden's.

After midnight last Wednesday, the hero and martyr Ayub al-Tyshan— may Allah accept him among the Shuhada'— exploded himself on the Japanese oil tanker (M-Star) in the Strait of Hormuz between the United Arab Emirates and Oman and caused severe damage.....Due to the great impact of this heroic mission on the global economy and price of oil, the enemies of Allah have concealed the truth of the operation. Some of them attributed it to an earthquake. You can believe that because our martyr made them quake

Oh really? From WSJ:

Oil markets had a muted reaction. Benchmark crude fell eight cents a barrel, or 0.10%, to $82.47 Wednesday on the New York Mercantile Exchange.

And the price of oil a month later is $74. JIHAD FAIL!

By Ronin at 08:17 AM | Comments |

June 16, 2010

World Cup Update For Vinnie, Again.

He hasn't banned me yet. I think the Sandcrawler is empty today so I'm taking it for a spin.

Spain currently losing to the Swiss. How can the fans pick up their teams spirits? Answer below the fold, unless you are at work, then you'll have to check it later.

UPDATE by Rusty: NSFW!! Bad, Ronin. Bad!


By Ronin at 10:36 AM | Comments |

March 21, 2010

Coming Soon To A Another Ehadi Near You: Shackleford Net Posse "Fatwa"?

About below fold:

March 20, 2010 — Terrorists suck. They are cowards, every damn one of them. They use innocents as human shields, radicalize others to do the dirty work for them. You don't see any higher ups in the terrorist food chain sploding themselves do you? Again, cowards all of them...
They abuse their children, never letting them lead a normal life. They are raised to be martyrs, kinda like a "martyr factory" in a way.

Thanks to http://www.coxandforkum.com/ (for Hamas kindergarten) http://www.freakingnews.com/ (The Ladens)
http://smackdowncorps.org/index.html (Jihad Jane image)
Jawa Posse Member Mike for Net Posse photo shop.
http://www.youtube.com/user/DatJooVinnie (Jawa Radio audio)
A personal musician friend ("All around the Watchtower" audio)

No thanks to the ehadi for the terrorist images, you know who you are.


Current List of Designated Foreign Terrorist Organizations
1. Abu Nidal Organization (ANO)
2. Abu Sayyaf Group
3. Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigade
4. Al-Shabaab
5. Ansar al-Islam
6. Armed Islamic Group (GIA)
7. Asbat al-Ansar
8. Aum Shinrikyo
9. Basque Fatherland and Liberty (ETA)
10. Communist Party of the Philippines/New People's Army (CPP/NPA)
11. Continuity Irish Republican Army
12. Gamaa al-Islamiyya (Islamic Group)
13. HAMAS (Islamic Resistance Movement)
14. Harakat ul-Jihad-i-Islami/Bangladesh (HUJI-B)
15. Harakat ul-Mujahidin (HUM)
16. Hizballah (Party of God)
17. Islamic Jihad Group
18. Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan (IMU)
19. Jaish-e-Mohammed (JEM) (Army of Mohammed)
20. Jemaah Islamiya organization (JI)
21. Kahane Chai (Kach)
22. Kata'ib Hizballah
23. Kongra-Gel (KGK, formerly Kurdistan Workers' Party, PKK, KADEK)
24. Lashkar-e Tayyiba (LT) (Army of the Righteous)
25. Lashkar i Jhangvi
26. Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
27. Libyan Islamic Fighting Group (LIFG)
28. Moroccan Islamic Combatant Group (GICM)
29. Mujahedin-e Khalq Organization (MEK)
30. National Liberation Army (ELN)
31. Palestine Liberation Front (PLF)
32. Palestinian Islamic Jihad (PIJ)
33. Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLF)
34. PFLP-General Command (PFLP-GC)
35. Tanzim Qa'idat al-Jihad fi Bilad al-Rafidayn (QJBR) (al-Qaida in Iraq) (formerly Jama'at al-Tawhid wa'al-Jihad, JTJ, al-Zarqawi Network)
36. al-Qaida
37. al-Qa'ida in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP)
38. al-Qaida in the Islamic Maghreb (formerly GSPC)
39. Real IRA
40. Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC)
41. Revolutionary Organization 17 November
42. Revolutionary Peoples Liberation Party/Front (DHKP/C)
43. Revolutionary Struggle
44. Shining Path (Sendero Luminoso, SL)
45. United Self-Defense Forces of Colombia (AUC)

By Stable Hand at 11:20 AM | Comments |

September 24, 2009

Bike Tire

Just in case you displaced former lizards miss it

I didn't actually take the photo, which is probably why I'm not a moron in charge of a website that gets more hits in one hour than we do in a week.

But, hey, we have fun mocking!

By Vinnie at 12:54 AM | Comments |

August 31, 2009

The Government Can!

By Vinnie at 10:47 PM | Comments |

March 22, 2009

Creepy Obot Video Of The Day

Sadly, they did not knock on my door this weekend.

I was so hoping they would. I'm sure they'd like to admire my AR-15. Video linked because I'm too lazy to resize for embedding.

h/t Ragnar Danneskjold.

Who is John Galt?

By Vinnie at 04:54 PM | Comments |

October 23, 2008

Obama, Jan. 22nd, 2009

Kind of longish, but funny and worth a watch:

Unless you're voting for him. Then your head might explode.

By Vinnie at 04:09 PM | Comments |

May 29, 2008

Youseff al-Khattab, The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Keep trying to make videos that mock American soldiers, Joey. This is what happens:

Sorry, Rusty, you didn't remove musab's comment quite in time for my mad mocking skilzz

By Vinnie at 12:02 AM | Comments |

May 28, 2008

The Islamotard Workout

Fun with Youseff al-Khattab.

By Vinnie at 12:44 AM | Comments |

May 06, 2008

Trailer For "The Last Patriot"

Books have trailers now, who knew?

Via the Thorum

By Vinnie at 02:33 PM | Comments |

March 01, 2008

Does this bomb vest make me look fat?

Actual clip from new Taliban video. **Bumped because of the funny.

Thanks to Wilenski.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 10:52 AM | Comments |

February 27, 2008

Link to Our Show with Best Selling Author Brad Thor (*Sticky)

**********Scroll down for newer posts**********

What a great guy Brad is. He's also very funny and informative. No wonder he writes such interesting and action packed books. It was a great show. Have a listen, Click Here. And visit Brad's website. (I love the helicopter.)

From original post: Join us tonight for The Jawa Report: Radio Edition with special guest panelist Brad Thor. Brad is the bestselling author of the Scot Harvath series of geopolitical thrillers. From his website bio:

"Brad has served as a member of the Dept. of Homeland Security's Analytic Red Cell Program, and has appeared on FNC, CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, and PBS as a national security expert to discuss terrorism, as well as how closely his novels of international intrigue parallel the real threats facing the world today."

Update by Vinnie If you'd like to be a guest panelist on TJR:RE, email us at jawaradio AT gmail DOT com

By Jane at 08:03 PM | Comments |

February 21, 2008

Video: al Qaeda Attacks Hill While Reading Instruction Manual

If it weren't for the fact that these al Qaeda retards sometimes accidentally hit their targets this would be pee-your-pants funny. As it is, it's only milk-out-your-nose funny.

What makes it all the more more funny is that the video was produced by al Qaeda themselves. You know chief al Qaeda propagandist Adam Gadahn has hit rock bottom when he's reduced to showing five guys who don't know how to work a mortar firing at what appears to be an empty hillside. Yes, they really do appear to be reading an instruction manual as they fire.

In fact, this as Sahab production is very un-Gadahnesque.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 05:20 PM | Comments |

January 04, 2008

Fun With al-Khattab

Not sure, really, how he spells his first name, so I left it up to interpretation...

Bring on Adam Gadahn!

By Vinnie at 01:30 AM | Comments |

December 31, 2007

By Request

Here you go, Leapofaith. A cool video starring the OH58 Kiowa. Brought to you by Banshee Troop, 2nd Sqn, 17th Cav.

Tell your nephew thanks for serving, and we hope he comes home safe in the new year.

From all of us at the Jawa Report, to all of you, have a safe Amateur Night, and a Happy New Year!

By Vinnie at 04:58 PM | Comments |

December 12, 2007

LMAO! Jawa Responds

In response to this, I give you this.

Yes, I know, the stupid watermark. I'll buy the damn software one of these days.

By Vinnie at 02:01 AM | Comments |

December 10, 2007

Jawa Responds To Mahomet Ghoulish Of Mooselimb Videos

This is what happens when you put an Islamotard, Rusty, Firefox addons, an .flv converter, and me in the same room.

A little choppy, yes, but I'm sure I can improve if anyone wants me to conduct more mockery upon our enemies.

I was a little perturbed that an ad for my free download kept showing up, but hey, it covers his ugly ass face, so I'm okay wit dat.

By Vinnie at 11:54 PM | Comments |

December 09, 2007

Spot The Idiot, Pt. II

I told you he was an idiot.

And according to Mike's comment on that post, the Muslim American Society is going after him for posting this video which was made by someone else, claiming "copyright infringement."

Oh, the irony.

Well, I've dowloaded it, and will post it if Mike's copy is removed by DhimmiTube.

stein hoist: allahakchew

By Vinnie at 11:49 PM | Comments |

December 03, 2007

Video: Happy Chanukah from the Al Qaeda Dancers!

A special video by Infidel al Amriki. The Dancing Jihad Battalion of al Qaeda wish every one a Happy Chanukah, Merry Christmas, & a Happy New Year!

Pssst: Do me a favor and click on over to the YouTube page and rate this video and add it to your favorites.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 12:51 PM | Comments |

November 24, 2007

An Open Mind: Redux

Leesa sends along this link (again). It's a video made by Jawa blogger Kafir. Sadly The Global Defense Group website is no longer around, but Kafir is, and he's always good for a South Park related joke or two. An oldie but a goodie for a slow Saturday.

PS--How 'bout them Arkansas Razorbacks? LSU #1? Gimme a break!

Update by Howie: Rusty broke the blog! Rusty broke the blog!

Ha! Now Master, you know what it feels like to be mortal!

Thanks to Kafir for the link to the youtube version, Howie.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:44 PM | Comments |

November 21, 2007

Return of The Flying Imam Suit

Via Atlas Shruggs:

Another Clinton appointee asshat judge submits to CAIR
Federal judge’s ruling calls U.S. Airways/MAC defense ‘dubious’

(WASHINGTON, D.C., 11/20/2007) The Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) welcomed a ruling today by a federal judge in Minnesota that rejected almost all of the arguments made by U.S. Airways and the Metropolitan Airports Commission in the case of six imams, or Islamic religious leaders, removed from a flight last year in Minneapolis

Semi Related: Jammie Wearing Fool is following CAIR's lobbying to have themselves removed as an uncharged co-conspirator from an indictment of The Holy Land Foundation.

Hey, if you don't have a legal leg to stand on, there is always the grease a congressman option. Now adays it's sometimes called the let your congressman grease you option.

Hat Tip: Larwyn.

By Howie at 11:58 PM | Comments |

September 28, 2007

Video: Osama Girl & Musical Tribute to Gay Free Iran

Really, it was inevetable. Jim from PoliSat sends along this explanation to go with the video below. You know Obama Girl, Hillary Girl, and Ron Paul Girl---now here's Osama Girl.

That's funny...the first of these videos in which I'm praying keep it on. Regurgitation warning.

Bonus audio: A musical tribute to a gay free Iran.

More daily hilarity visit PoliSat.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 08:07 AM | Comments |

September 22, 2007

Don't Tase me Bro: Jawa Style

Thanks to Son of the Godfather, who noticed this link as a response to the 'Can't Tase This' video posted by Charles.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 03:15 PM | Comments |

September 11, 2007

Complete Video: New bin Laden & 9/11 Hijacker "Martyrdom" Video 2007

Here is the complete "new" video of Osama bin Laden introducing the "martyr" Waleed al Shehri who was one of the 19 men responsible for the mass murders of 9/11. The video does not show bin Laden, rather it is a voice over with a static image. The video is subtitled in English.

Link: sevenload.com

May they both rot in hell!

Waleed al Shehri was on board Flight 11 and is thought, along with his brother Wail al-Shehri, to have murdered at least two flight attendants during the hijacking. Mohammed Atta flew the plane. The plane eventually was crashed by Atta into World Trade Center North Tower 1.

Bin Laden says he's an example that all Muslims should follow to joint the "Caravan of martyrs". Murdering innocent men, women, and children--such an example!

It is not clear when the audio of bin Laden was made, but references to the death of Abu Musab al Zarqawi make it seem likely that it's no more than 15 months old.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 03:23 PM | Comments |

September 05, 2007

Video: Gomer Pyle in Iraq


By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 03:23 PM | Comments |

September 04, 2007

Video: Let's Get Retarded

Leftists, Islamists, and Nudists converge. End-of-a-long-weekend-stupid from The People's Cube. WARNING: Disturbing images of naked hippies meshed with pretty funny videos of jihadis exploding themselves. The latter more than makes up for the former.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:12 AM | Comments |

August 31, 2007

Naughty Video: The Opus Cartoon

How long before enough YouTube jihadis flag this video as inappropriate and it gets yanked? I'll give it 48 hours. Thanks to John Ray.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 08:13 AM | Comments |

August 07, 2007

Full English Video: Al Qaeda / as Sahab Hafiz Usman & Adam Gadahn Propaganda

Just in case you wanted to see the full English version of the as Sahab produced al Qaeda propaganda video featuring Hafiz Usman & Adam Gadahn, I have it posted below. This is the recent video which threatened both the U.S. homeland and embassies abroad. I finally figured out how to upload it to Google video. Thanks to Howie for the help.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:55 PM | Comments |

February 09, 2007

Sout al-Kuffar Video: Arkin's "Obscene Ammenities"

Our very own Sout al Kuffar on today's Hot Air Vent. So this is what it feels like when one of your kids becomes a professional athlete? But I do miss the light saber intro....

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 09:09 AM | Comments |

December 29, 2006

One More Time For Posterity

Just a slap up job I did when the sentence was announced. Suitable for replay now.

When he's actually dead, I'll make sure to let you know. Along with 8,397,039,050 other bloggers.

By Vinnie at 07:06 PM | Comments |

November 21, 2006

Let's Rally The Troops, Shall We?

I'm sick of the pessimism permeating the blogs about the war.

If I'm sick of it, just think of what those fighting it must think.

Below the fold, three NSFW videos reminding them that we are still here.

By Vinnie at 03:05 AM | Comments |

November 08, 2006

My Final Election Thoughts

Simple and to the point.

By Vinnie at 11:37 PM | Comments |

November 01, 2006

Taking Kerry Seriously

Brian Atene John Kerry auditions for tape, courtesy of SeeDub.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:56 PM | Comments |

John Kerry Are Smart (video)

John Kery are the smartest man in America. From Scrappleface.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:48 PM | Comments |