September 16, 2016

Abu Muhammad Furqan: He's Dead Jim

As long time readers know back in the day al-Furqan Media was the media wing of al-Qaeda in Iraq during the Iraq war. They were pretty much the inventor of the snuff video.


The al-Furqan watermark, upside down for effect.

Later al-Furqan was the media house for Islamic State of Iraq after AQaI rebranded itself under Abu Musab al-Zawahiri.

ISIS has several media brands but on occasion the al-Furqan watermark still shows up in newer ISIS productions.

We're happy to announce that the leader of AQI ISI and ISIS' al-Furqan media is dead as a rock.


We've waited a very long time for him to get his just deserts.

By Howie at 01:23 PM | Comments |

September 07, 2016

Islamic State of Losers Has Left The Building

Whoa baby, look at that Sharia Court! Man that thing is empty!


By Howie at 12:20 PM | Comments |

August 30, 2016

Islamic State of Losing: This Jawa Dance Party Dedicated In Loving Memory of Abu Muhammad Adnani


Now is the time at Jawa when we dance!

Mashallah baby!

By Howie at 08:23 PM | Comments |

August 03, 2016

Revolution Muslim Fails Again Or Did They?

And old friend of Zack Chesser has been arrested, one would think that he was also friends with some other members of Revolution Muslim, the gift that just keeps on giving.

Dept of Justice Press Release
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Nicholas Young, 36, of Fairfax, Virginia, was arrested today on charges of attempting to provide material support to the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL), a designated foreign terrorist organization. Young is employed by the Metro Transit Police Department (MTPD) as a law enforcement officer.

Assistant Attorney General for National Security John P. Carlin, U.S. Attorney Dana J. Boente of the Eastern District of Virginia and Assistant Director in Charge Paul M. Abbate of the FBI’s Washington Field Office made the announcement. Young’s initial appearance is scheduled for 2:00 p.m. before U.S. Magistrate Judge Theresa C. Buchanan of the Eastern District of Virginia.

According to the affidavit filed in support of the criminal complaint, Young has been employed as an MTPD officer since 2003. Law enforcement first interviewed Young in September 2010 in connection with his acquaintance, Zachary Chesser, who had been arrested and subsequently pleaded guilty to attempting to provide material support to a designated foreign terrorist organization. Over the next several years, Young allegedly had numerous interactions with undercover law enforcement personnel and an FBI confidential human source (CHS) regarding his knowledge of and interest in terrorism-related activity. Many of these interactions were recorded. Law enforcement also interviewed Young’s family and co-workers. In 2011, Young met with an undercover law enforcement officer, and several of these meetings included another of Young’s acquaintances, Amine El Khalifi, who later pleaded guilty to charges relating to his plan to conduct a suicide bombing at the U.S. Capitol Building in 2012.

According to the affidavit filed in support of the criminal complaint, in 2011, Young traveled to Libya once and attempted to travel there a second time. Young told FBI agents that he had been with rebels attempting to overthrow the Muammar Qaddafi regime. Baggage searches revealed that Young traveled with body armor, a kevlar helmet and several other military-style items, according to the allegations.

According to the affidavit filed in support of the criminal complaint, on about 20 separate occasions in 2014, Young met with the CHS, who posed as a U.S. military reservist of Middle Eastern descent who wanted to travel overseas to join ISIL. During these conversations, Young allegedly advised the CHS on how to evade law enforcement detection by utilizing specific travel methods and advised the CHS to watch out for informants and not discuss his plans with others.

According to the affidavit filed in support of the criminal complaint, also in 2014, the CHS led Young to believe that he had successfully left the United States and joined ISIL. In reality, the CHS had no further contact with Young. All further communications between Young and the CHS’s email account were actually communications between Young and FBI undercover personnel posing as the CHS. In June 2015, Young emailed the CHS asking for advice from the CHS’s commanders on how to send money to ISIL. Young said, “[u]nfortunately I have enough flags on my name that I can’t even buy a plane ticket without little alerts ending up in someone’s hands, so I imagine banking transactions are automatically monitored and will flag depending on what is going on.”

In December 2015, the FBI interviewed Young, ostensibly in connection with an investigation into the whereabouts of the CHS, according to the affidavit filed in support of the criminal complaint. Young allegedly said that the CHS had left the United States to go on a vacation tour in Turkey approximately one year ago. In addition, according to the allegations in the complaint, Young said that he knew of no one in the United States or overseas who helped the CHS cross the Turkish border into Syria.

On July 18, 2016, Young allegedly communicated with a person who he believed to be the CHS regarding purchasing gift cards for mobile-messaging accounts that ISIL purportedly uses in recruiting others to join the terrorist organization. According to the affidavit filed in support of the criminal complaint, on July 28, 2016, Young sent 22 gift card codes to the FBI undercover officer posing as the CHS with a message that stated: “Respond to verify receipt . . . may not answer depending on when as this device will be destroyed after all are sent to prevent the data being possibly seen on this end in the case of something unfortunate.” The codes were ultimately redeemed by the FBI for $245, according to court documents.

A criminal complaint is merely an allegation, and the defendant is presumed innocent unless and until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law.

If convicted, Young faces a statutory maximum sentence of 20 years in prison. The maximum statutory sentence is prescribed by Congress and is provided here for informational purposes. If convicted of any offense, the sentencing of the defendant will be determined by the court based on the advisory Sentencing Guidelines and other statutory factors.

The MTPD initiated this investigation and continues to work collaboratively with the FBI Washington Field Office’s Joint Terrorism Task Force on the case. The case is being prosecuted by Assistant U.S. Attorneys Gordon D. Kromberg and John T. Gibbs of the Eastern District of Virginia and Trial Attorney David P. Cora of the National Security Division.

Download complaint(pdf).

By Howie at 10:47 AM | Comments |

August 02, 2016

Yes Virginia Muslims Do Hate Baby Jesus

Today Islamic State released Dabiq 15 Entitled Break the Cross or 101 Islamic Reasons Why Muslims Hate Christians.

I know, people say that Muslims believe Jesus was a prophet and we're all just one big happy Abrahamic family. If someone fed you this BS, go ahead, read what Muslims sympathetic to ISIS really think about Baby Jesus yourself, don't take my word for it take theirs.

In the new edition of its full-color, glossy magazine, ISIS mocks those who claim Islam is a peaceful religion, and even wades into the controversy surrounding Donald Trump and the parents of a dead Muslim U.S. soldier.

The 15th issue of Dabiq, published on July 31, is titled “Break The Cross” and appears to be primarily directed at those that ISIS considers its enemies, particularly Christians.


Did you know thee think Jesus Crucifixion rather than a selfless act to please God and purchase forgiveness was rather Allah's punishment to Jesus for claiming to be sent by God?

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You have heard of the Jizya, the extra tax paid by people of the book, You know Christians and Jews. That's an example of Islamic Tolerance of other faiths, right?

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I guess maybe not.

So Muslims respect other's houses of worship and avoid killing clerics, right?

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Yeah but they don't really hate hate us, do they?

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Nah, how could anyone who likes kittehz really believe that they should chop off priests heads to punish them for misleading Christians.

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Awww, isn't that a sweet little kitteh

By Howie at 10:50 AM | Comments |

July 04, 2016

Things That Are Alike: Anjem Choudary, Shami Witness and Dhaka Terrorist Nibras Islam

By that I mean they are all gay, not to mention terrorists.

Innocuous, except that the Facebook account was of Nibras Islam, one of the terrorists killed in the Dhaka terror attacks.

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Nibras’ Facebook post has gathered lot of attention, attesting as it does to a privileged upbringing, not very different from most young adults’ elsewhere in the world. His places of study include Monash University in Malayasia and Northsouth University in Dhaka; he attended an international school. There are selfies aplenty of Nibras and his group of friends, doing what young people do — driving around, hanging out at restaurants, enthusing about meeting a Bollywood star.


By Howie at 09:31 AM | Comments |

June 30, 2016

Istanbul Airport Terrorists Sneaked Through Turkish Security by Posing as ISIS Fighters

I mean what's unusual about a Russian, Kyrgyz and Uzbek ISIS fighters traveling back and forth trough Turkey? It was the perfect cover really. ISIS fighters returning home to see Mommy and Daddy on Eid.

ISTANBUL — The three suicide bombers who attacked Istanbul's Ataturk Airport have been identified as nationals from Russia, Uzbekistan and Kyrgyzstan, a senior Turkish official said Thursday.
Stealth Jihad.


By Howie at 07:16 AM | Comments |

June 20, 2016

Omar Matteen Phone Call to 911

Obviously Pentecostal.



By Howie at 09:53 AM | Comments |

June 14, 2016

Sources: Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi Totally 100% Dead We Swear

Yes we've read the reports that al-Baghdadi is toast.

aesh leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has been killed following US-led air strikes in Syria, according to reports.

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A statement from a news agency linked to the terrorist organisation said: "Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has been killed by coalition air strikes on Raqqa on the fifth day of Ramadan."

Another source claimed he died in Mosul, Iraq - another Daesh-held stronghold.

In a statement from Iraqi security forces, officers said: "Iraqi aircraft hit Baghdadi's convoy as it was moving towards Karabla to attend a meeting of the Daesh terrorist leaders."

However all the sources are Iranian or Iraqi, BUT there is also chatter that some of his close associates were captured a couple days ago.

Also recently Iran fed a wanted Taliban leader to the Drones.

So why ruin a perfectly good rumor, he may very well be dead, prove he's not.

By Howie at 08:29 AM | Comments |

June 01, 2016

Biggest Islamic State Loser Captured by Syrian Army

The fatass who has been playing chopper for ISIS has been captured by thy Syrian Army.

The 20-stone ‘Bulldozer’ emerged as one of the extremist organisation’s ‘pin-up’ fighters last October when he cut off a terrified teenager's hand and foot with a meat cleaver.


He has been filmed carrying out a string of gruesome acts in front of crowds of onlookers in ISIS territory.

Word has it that Assad has put him on a crash diet in Syrian prison.

He's not the biggest loser quite yet....

By Howie at 11:48 AM | Comments |

April 18, 2016

Foreigners in ISIS Ranks

Hi, I'm Rusty Shackleford. I blog here sometimes.

Did you know ISIS actually has a form for foreigners when they join? Yes, they do. Here are some highlights:


And also, if you want to leave the Islamic State there's a form for that. So, we not only know where they are coming from, but where they are returning to.


Here's a bonus ISIS beheading montage. Enjoy!


By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:19 PM | Comments |

Go Belgium

That's the way you teach those MF, fill those losers full of lead!

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Belgian police shot and wounded a man carrying an explosives-laden suitcase in the Brussels neighborhood of Schaerbeek on Friday – hours after seven suspects were rounded up in connection with the terror attacks.

The arrest was one of three made Friday that were tied to the arrest in Paris on Thursday of a jihadist convicted in Belgium last year and suspect of planning a new attack, officials said.

I hope it hurt like hell. All suffering is for the sake of Allah!

By Howie at 12:35 PM | Comments |

March 17, 2016

Shocking News! John Kerry Develops Balls!

OH my god, I didn't think he had it in him!

ecretary of State John Kerry said Thursday that the United States has determined that ISIS' action against the Yazidis and other minority groups in Iraq and Syria constitutes genocide.

"My purpose here today is to assert in my judgment, (ISIS) is responsible for genocide against groups in areas under its control including Yazidis, Christians and Shiite Muslims," he said, during a news conference at the State Department.

Kerry said in 2014, ISIS trapped Yazidis killed them, enslaved thousands of Yazidi women and girls "selling them at auction, raping them at will and destroying the communities in which they had lived for countless generations," executed Christians "solely for their faith" and also "forced Christian women and girls into slavery."

"Without our intervention, it is clear that those people would have been slaughtered," he said.

This is the first time that the United States has declared a genocide since Darfur in 2004.

Now with that admission it becomes every harder to leave ISIS be, something must be done! Which was the reason that Kerry resisted the declaration, they didn't want to have to actually do anything about it.

By Howie at 08:35 AM | Comments |

March 08, 2016

Islamic State of Losers Threatens Murder of US Citizens

ISIS wants to scare you.

“We will kill, slaughter and burn your people. Inshallah, we will attack you very soon.” That’s the dire warning to Americans in a just-published video from the ‘Islamic State Supporters’.

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The narrator invokes the Paris attacks of 2015 and warns U.S. President Barack Obama he can expect the same treatment in the homeland.

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President Obama used in video
to incite US Muslims to commit acts of terrorism

As is customary, the video ends with a beheading. However, this time the chilling conclusion is more graphic than in many previous ISIS films. Not only does one witness the entire process but as the main executioner beheads his Syrian victim, he stops mid-cutting and stares menacingly at the camera for several seconds to make sure there is no room to misunderstand his intentions.

Yeah well you do and it will be the very last act of your sorry little broken Caliphate.

Nuke the savages.

Update: Jawa Report has obtained a copy of the video. It is available here by request.

My impression is of a *hastily thrown together collage of old footage with a new speaker issuing threats in English, poor English.

The execution at the end is a rerun of Jihadi John murdering some Syrian soldiers. The production contains spelling errors.

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So its atypical, and while there is a danger, this video seems to me a desperate attempt to regain ground by inciting a domestic incident.

*kind of like this post ;-)

By Howie at 11:06 AM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Islamic State Broke Pregnant

Just a note to our terrorist enemies thinking of joining the Caliphate. Broke and pregnant is no way to go through life.

Perhaps ISIS' biggest problem now is a shrinking tax base as people have fled territory under its control, especially the professionals it needs such as doctors and engineers. ISIS documents have threatened medical professionals with having their property confiscated unless they return home.
So why does ISIS use so many children, because if you can't feed them, well... martyr them.
More than 31,000 women living in the Islamic State militant group’s (ISIS) self-styled “caliphate” are currently pregnant, according to a new report on children living under ISIS rule in Iraq and Syria.
That's 31,000 babies that will starve.

It also explains why ISIS have been keen on taking advantage of the cease fire. It needs a Hudna for two purposes, because its state is collapsing and it needs a break, two so that it can infiltrate and find haven in cease fire protected areas.
Taking advantage of any aid provided.

Later expect ISIS, if it can catch its breath to promote the cease fire in a effort to cling to what it has left and return to the offensive at a later time. Its goal now is not conquest but survival.

By Howie at 09:50 AM | Comments |

March 07, 2016

On Those Islamic State Defectors

You can rest assured ISIS doesn't tolerate defectors, if they were defecting they'd be dead.


This is ISIS simply using the cease fire to protect its fighters and infiltrate the so called "moderates".

By Howie at 03:50 PM | Comments |

February 17, 2016

Moroccan Refugee Pick Pocket Brags on Tee Vee
Sexual Assault Victim Recognizes Him Files Chrages

Remember the will of Allah must have been for him to go to prison.

victim of the New Year’s Eve sexual assaults in the German city of Dusseldorf identified her attacker after he went on television to talk about his involvement in a pickpocketing gang.

The 33-year-old Moroccan suspect, identified by police as Taoufik M, got away with allegedly groping an 18-year-old girl in Dusseldorf. Instead of keeping a low profile, he went on television to talk about his pickpocketing habit in the documentary “King of the Pickpockets.”

Also it is the will of Allah for us to laugh at him.


By Howie at 02:08 PM | Comments |

February 08, 2016

Cyber Martyrs?

LOL. Fatwas Fatwas Everywhere!

he cyber-jihadists have now ended their protest, signaling that they are pleased with the fatwa, which states,
“If a cyber-jihadist’s account gets deleted, it will count as a form of martyrdom, as cyber-martyrdom. Just as how real martyrs get to have sex with virgins as a reward, cyber-martyrs will get to have cyber-sex with cyber-virgins.”
The Fatwa was based on a little known Hadith, Skin Horse Chapter 3 verses 1-4.

By Howie at 12:57 PM | Comments |

February 02, 2016

Cornhole Watch Justin Nojan Sullivan aka TheMujahid

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Enjoy Federal Pound the Muj in the ass prison.

Justin Nojan Sullivan, the Morganton teen who was charged by the federal government on June 19, 2015, with helping the terrorist organization ISIL, was indicted by a Burke County grand jury Monday afternoon in the murder of 74-year-old John Bailey Clark.

Clark, of 5576 Rose Carswell Road, was found buried in a shallow grave in his yard Dec. 18, 2014, after officers from the Burke County Sheriff’s Office attempted to locate him at his residence during a welfare check.

Officers went to Clark’s home and found the door to his residence unlocked. They also found what appeared to be a blood trail and drag marks coming out of the house. A more thorough search of the property led to the discovery of Clark’s body buried in the yard, according to a press release from District Attorney David Learner.

His apparent cause of death was multiple gunshot wounds to the head from a small-caliber firearm, the release said.

Continued investigation of the case led to 19-year-old Sullivan, who also lived on Rose Carswell Road with his parents, the release said.

Looking at the victim its good that Muj is going to Federal Prison and none too soon because Mr. Clark might have had connections on the inside if you catch my drift.

Anyway he'll make a cute girl by prison standards.

ISIL support indictment here. Complaint here. DOJ presser here and below the fold.

Hat Tip: Treadstone.

A Burke County, North Carolina, man has been charged with attempting to provide material support to the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL), a designated foreign terrorist organization, announced Assistant Attorney General for National Security John P. Carlin, Acting U.S. Attorney Jill Westmoreland Rose of the Western District of North Carolina and Special Agent in Charge John A. Strong of the FBI’s Charlotte, North Carolina, Division.

The criminal complaint was filed today in federal court, charging Justin Nojan Sullivan, 19, of Morganton, North Carolina, with one count of attempting to provide material support to ISIL, one count of transporting and receiving a silencer in interstate commerce with intent to commit a felony, and one count of receipt and possession of an unregistered silencer, unidentified by a serial number. Sullivan was arrested in his home on Friday, June 19, 2015, without incident.

“As alleged in the complaint, the defendant was planning assassinations and violent attacks in the United States and is charged with attempting to provide material support to ISIL and federal firearms violations,” said Assistant Attorney General Carlin. “The National Security Division’s highest priority is counterterrorism and we will continue to pursue justice against those who seek to provide material support to designated foreign terrorist organizations.”

“Sullivan is charged with attempting to provide material support to ISIL, a designated terrorist organization that poses a serious threat to our country’s security,” said Acting U.S. Attorney Rose. “My highest priority is to detect and prosecute violent extremists and protect innocent Americans from terrorist attacks.”

“Justin Sullivan intended to commit violent acts against innocent people in the U.S. to support the terrorist organization, ISIL,” said Special Agent in Charge Strong. “As demonstrated in this case federal, state, and local law enforcement will work tirelessly to protect our communities from those who plot to carry out terrorist activities of any kind.”

The criminal complaint alleges that the FBI became aware of Sullivan’s plans to obtain a semi-automatic AR-15 rifle at the Hickory Gun Show in Hickory, North Carolina, on June 20, 2015, which he planned to use to kill a large number of U.S. citizens on behalf of ISIL. According to the criminal complaint, an FBI undercover employee (UC) made contact with Sullivan beginning on or about June 6, 2015, during which time Sullivan described himself as “a mujahid,” and as a Muslim convert living in the eastern United States. Sullivan also told the UC that “the war is here,” and gave the UC the opportunity to join what he called the Islamic State of North America, whose “doctrine is Guerilla Warfare in and out,” the complaint alleges. The criminal complaint further alleges that over the next few days and during various conversations, Sullivan discussed with the UC, among other things, his various terrorist attack concepts and instructed the UC on how to obtain weapons, specifically “an AR-15 .223 with split ammo” at a gun show.

According to the complaint, on or about June 9, 2015, Sullivan discussed with the UC the possibility of making homemade silencers and asked the UC whether he would be able to make one. When the UC said that he thought he could, Sullivan told the UC “Ill need to have one built by next week.” The complaint alleges that Sullivan also told the UC “Yeah ill let u mail me…I plan on using it this mont[h],” and that Sullivan planned on doing “minor assassinations before the big attack for training.” He also told that UC that “we are going to send a video to IS.” According to the complaint, during a follow-up conversation, Sullivan told the UC again that he would need the suppressor “before the end of next week,” apparently referring to June 19, 2015.

On June 19, 2015, the FBI, with the support of the Hickory, North Carolina, Police Department, the Burke County, North Carolina, Sheriff’s Office and the North Carolina State Highway Patrol, arrested Sullivan at his home and located the silencer at his residence, which Sullivan had received earlier that day. No one was harmed during the arrest.

Sullivan is currently in federal custody. Sullivan is expected to make his initial appearance in federal court today.

The charge of conspiracy to provide material support to a designated foreign organization carries a maximum potential penalty of 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine. The charge of transporting and receiving a silencer in interstate commerce with intent to commit a felony carries a maximum potential penalty of 10 years in prison and a fine of $250,000. The charge of receipt and possession of an unregistered silencer, unidentified by a serial number, carries a maximum potential penalty of 10 years in prison and a fine of $10,000.

The charges contained in the complaint are allegations. The defendant is presumed innocent unless and until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law.

The case was investigated by the FBI. The case is being prosecuted by Assistant U.S. Attorney and Senior Litigation Counsel Michael E. Savage of the Western District of North Carolina and Trial Attorney Gregory Gonzalez of the National Security Division’s Counterterrorism section.

By Howie at 09:06 AM | Comments |

January 28, 2016

Islamic Innovation: The KED or Kangaroo Bomb

KED-Kangaroo Explosive Device.

Tie me bomb to a kangaroo Sport. Tie me bomb down!

Sevdet Ramadan Besim, 19, was committed to trial on Thursday after pleading not guilty to four terror charges.

The Australian Broadcasting Corp quoted a document presented by prosecutors that summarised the alleged conversation about the kangaroo bomb.
"The conversation continues with BESIM detailing what he did that day and they have a general discussion around animals and wildlife in Australia including a suggestion that a kangaroo could be packed with C4 explosive, painted with the IS symbol and set loose on police officers," the document reportedly said.

We cannot confirm that the IRCA released a statment saying quote, " Let me Muslim go loose, Lew. Let me Muslim go loose!"

By Howie at 09:28 AM | Comments |

January 12, 2016

ISIS Punishes Its Fighters For Surviving Ramadi

Talk about survivors guilt.

SIS fighters who fled to the terror group’s Iraqi stronghold of Mosul after being defeated in Ramadi were burned alive in the town square, sources told FoxNews.com, in an unmistakable message to fighters who may soon be defending the northern city from government forces.

Several residents of Mosul recounted the grisly story for stateside relatives, describing the deadly reception black clad jihadists got when they made it to Mosul, some 250 miles north of the city retaken by Iraqi forces operating with cover from U.S. air power.

"They were grouped together and made to stand in a circle,” a former resident of northern Iraq now living in the U.S. but in touch with family back home told FoxNews.com. “And set on fire to die.”

Several Iraqi-Americans and recent refugees with close relatives in Mosul told of ISIS fighters fresh off defeat in Ramadi being shunned – and executed – for not fighting to the death in Ramadi.

Wow, ISIS has begun to devour itself.

Its a desperate move to sacrifice fighters in order to terrorize the remaining forces to fight.

Expect desertions and for Mosul to Iraqi and Kurdish fall by late spring. In the mean time expect ISIS death to be a bloody and chaotic affair.

Islamic State of Losers will want to drag down as many with them as they can.

By Howie at 10:07 AM | Comments |

ISIS Boomerangs on Turkey

It looks like the strategy of using ISIS to create a need for a Turkish Savior in Syria works, but not as designed.

Turkey's president blamed the blast on a suicide bomber with links to Syria. David Greene talks to Erdal Karatas, a waiter at Pasha Restaurant, which is about 200 yards from where the blast happened.
Turkey has of course been under pressure to show that its not as cozy with ISIS as it appears.

But much like in the Iraq war where Syria let fighters pass through to Iraq as a way to screw America the Jihadis are boomeranging on the Turks. Russia's presence precludes a Turkish invasion to restore order.

ISIS is now feeling the pressure and is biting the hand if feeds it for failing to do enough to assure ISIS can hold its ground. ISIS feels betrayed, used....

schlonged if you will ;-)

By Howie at 09:17 AM | Comments |

January 11, 2016

Visit Islamic State! Its Like Hell!

That's right, no you can experience Hell on Earth without dying first.

*Dine on delicious UN rations three times a month free of charge!

Get your tickets today for Islamic State, you may not live to tell about it but we guarantee it will be the closest thing to actual hell you've ever seen!

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*Maybe, if the truck comes.

By Howie at 03:11 PM | Comments |

January 08, 2016

Total 100% Proof That Islamic State IS The Devil

If murdering your own mother in the name of God isn't the Devil's work I'll kiss your ass on main street and give you an hour to draw a crowd.


Biggest. Losers. Ever.

By Howie at 08:03 PM | Comments |

January 07, 2016

Treadwell Droid Inspects Failed French Jihadi


More on the moron that attacked a police station in France this AM.

Anyway caption the above, Fatwas you know.

By Howie at 01:43 PM | Comments |

January 04, 2016

Shocking Unbelievable News! Anjem Choudary's Pupil Becomes ISIS Executioner

Vice:

The Islamic State (IS) has released a new propaganda video that shows the apparent killing of five prisoners, executions it says are intended to send "a message to David Cameron," warning the British prime minister about the country's involvement in the coalition bombing campaign in Iraq and Syria.

In the video, a masked speaker with a British accent says it is "strange" that a small island is threatening IS with "a handful of planes." Cameron, the masked man says, is just as arrogant and foolish as his predecessors, Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, who led the UK during the country's involvement in the US-led invasion of Iraq. The speaker calls Cameron an "imbecile," and says the group will "continue to wage jihad… and one day invade your land."

The speaker is believed to be Abu Rumaysah a familiar character within Islam4UK.
Speculation is rife that the new ‘Jihadi John’ is none other than British-raised Abu Rumaysah, also known as Siddhartha Dhar, a man closely linked to UK hate preacher Anjem Choudary, and with a long history of Islamic state activism in the United Kingdom.

...Mr. Dhar – a Muslim convert who was formerly a Hindu of Indian descent – has studied under and alongside the likes of Mr. Choudary for at least the past decade. He has been pictured alongside Mr. Choudary at a high number of al Muhajiroun, Islam4UK, Shariah4UK, Muslims Against Crusades, and Need4Khilafah events over the years – all of which are the same group with different names.

If you are unfamiliar with Abu Rumaysah his youtube channel is here.

Here he is speaking on the right with Anjem.

He appears as a moderate spokesman in this documentary on Islamic Extremism here.

His twitter is suspended or the last one I knew anyway.

Speaking of Anjem and the internet, Anjem is banned as part of his bail conditions, his Twitter silent and his website taken over by gaming squatters.

https://twitter.com/anjemchoudary

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http://www.anjemchoudary.co.uk/

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LOL, Ironic, no?

By Howie at 01:43 PM | Comments |

December 22, 2015

Sandcrawler PSA: Islamic State is Very Islamic

You could say that IS Honor Islam-o-Schlonged Syria and Iraq right up the Keister, but that would be inappropriate.

The reality is that the Islamic State is Islamic. Very Islamic. Yes, it has attracted psychopaths and adventure seekers, drawn largely from the disaffected populations of the Middle East and Europe. But the religion preached by its most ardent followers derives from coherent and even learned interpretations of Islam.

By Howie at 02:19 PM | Comments |

December 18, 2015

Boots on the Ground

There are boots on the ground, evil boots on the ground.

ISIS selektiert Mädchen zur Vergewaltigung

Dieses Video wurde aus dem Daish/ISIS-Gebiet geschmuggelt. Es zeigt die Selektion von Eziden. Frauen und kleine Mädchen werden zur Versklavung (und somit systematischen Vergewaltigung) von den Männern getrennt. Die Männer werden meist kurz danach ermordet.

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Where are the boots for good? Jesus wept.

By Howie at 08:44 AM | Comments |

November 25, 2015

Muslima Sabina Selimovic Beaten To Death in Islamic State

She committed a crime, that crime being fleeing the suck that is Islamic State.


Hat Tip: Bemet'Or.

By Howie at 08:46 AM | Comments |

November 13, 2015

Jihadi John Evaporated in Drone Strike

We didn't just kill him, there was nothing left but a smoking greasy spot where he once sat.

The world's most wanted man, Jihadi John, is believed to have been killed in a U.S. drone strike at the very heart of the Islamic State's Syrian capital where it stages horrific public executions.
Pentagon officials are '99 per cent' sure they have wiped out British ISIS executioner Mohammed Emwazi in the centre of the terror group's stronghold of Raqqa late last night.

The 27-year-old from London, who appeared in sickening beheading videos of Western hostages including two British aid workers, was 'evaporated' by a missile as he climbed into a vehicle.

'He walked out of a building and got in the car. We struck it right after with zero collateral damage

Hey Johnny boy!

Its reported that all four of the English Jihadis known as the Fab Four were killed in the strike.

Nos is the time at Jawa when we dance.


By Howie at 02:04 PM | Comments |

October 31, 2015

ISIS Murders Four Kurdish Soldiers in Revenge Video

So ISIS seems a little pissed off about the raid on the prison. Our hearts go out to the Kurds.

A video purportedly from ISIS surfaced online Friday and shows the terrorists beheading four Kurdish Peshmerga fighters in retaliation for the daring raid by U.S.-led coalition forces last week in northern Iraq.

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At the end of the 15-minute video, a masked English-speaking man delivers a warning to U.S. President Barack Obama before he executes one of the prisoners, who is wearing an orange jumpsuit.

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The three other prisoners are also seen being beheaded at the end of the video and Arabic text appears onscreen. It translates as "Peshmerga soldiers that Americans came down to rescue."

Earlier in the video, ISIS also claims to show the aftermath of the raid during which 70 hostages were rescued by Kurdish, U.S. and Iraqi forces from an ISIS prison in Hawija, in the northern Iraq province of Kirkuk.

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Here is the English spoken bu the first killer to Obama. He sounds American to me. But he's not very eloquent, obviously reciting a prepared statement in a halting fashion. Despite his claims of "victory" it seems we made quite the mess for ISIS.

Obama you have learned a new lesson. Six of the soldiers of the Caliphate faced Four Hundred of your children. They killed and injured them by Allah's grace. You are probably surprised by this.

Oh Crusader, it is the support of Allah.

You did not gain anything, you returned to your bases and with losses and humiliation. Obama you wage war against Allah, he supports us against you. It is the promise of Allah. Allah will never fail in his promise.

This man then beheads the first prisoner as the other three are forced to watch. Its a as gruesome a beheading as I've witnessed.

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Then a warning in Arabic is given to the Kurds and the other three prisoners are beheaded. (screencap and video below the fold)

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The video is available here by request.
(I'm not around to approve the requests so if you didn't get it by now, sorry.)

Its not clear if the following strike was before or after the video. But from the damage shown on the ground it may be after.


By Howie at 10:09 AM | Comments |

October 29, 2015

Fatwa This! Islamic State! Danger! Romance!

Caption or create your own meme... Fatwas will be issued.


Probably against me, but you don't want me taking all the credit and getting all the reward.

By Howie at 12:38 PM | Comments |

September 25, 2015

Too Good To Check: ISIS Murdering Its Own Fighters For Lack of Medical Care

You have to hand it to the Iranians, they write great propaganda. Although its based on a few truisms.

(IraqiNews.com) Dohuk – Media official of the Kurdistan Democratic Party in Mosul Saeed Mamouzini revealed on Tuesday, that ISIS has executed 27 of his gunmen that had been wounded because of its inability to cure them.

Mamouzini said in an interview for IraqiNews.com, “ISIS executed 27 of its wounded gunmen in the old prison of Mosul,” noting that “the organization is unable to cure its injured gunmen because of the lack of health and medical capabilities.”

Mamouzini added that ” the areas under ISIS control are living in bad conditions at all levels,” pointing out that “during the past few days, ISIS carried out a similar campaign of executions against its injured gunmen for the inability to treat them.”

ISIS bragged about its medical care in Raqqa but recently with the fleeing of the population and attrition of war they stopped bragging.

So it could be true. Maybe, I guess.


By Howie at 12:14 PM | Comments |

September 18, 2015

Sandcrawler PSA: Syrians Can't Drive, Are Mean to Puppies

This post may be Haram because its forbidden for Muslims to air their dirty laundry within view of the infidels. Lest the Infidels get any bright ideas about Muslims not being superior, thus breeding contempt for the rule of Muslims over Dhimmis and Infidels.

But its not like we're not interested, this is the account of a British Muslim who went to Syria to fight in the Jihad of his experience with Syrian Arab Muslims.

Here in Shām, the Arabs and the non-Arabs are united in one line, under one banner, defending each other’s life with their own blood. However, with the unification of tribes and cultures, there will be clashes which are inevitable. Clashes which arise due to many reasons. Some are due to the level of knowledge which people possess, and some are due to different upbringings and cultures.

Arabs as a whole have a unique culture, which differs dramatically from the western lifestyle. If one is unaware of these cultural differences, then it could be quite peculiar, annoying, and at times somewhat stressful to interact and associate with them. Arabs are quite unique in their habits, so it is vital for the western Muhājir to acquaint himself with their cultures to prevent clashes and disputes.

Below I shall list a few of their habits which Arabs are known for:

1) A lack of privacy for other’s space.

2) Childish behaviour

Unfortunately Syrians seem to be very childish in their dealings and mannerisms in how they interact with each other. It’s not an unusual sight to see a fully grown Syrian man acting like a child and playing around with other brothers.

3) Stealing shoes.

4) Etiquettes when eating

However our Arab brothers, or Syrians to be more precise, lack these basic manners. It is not unusual to see Syrians fight over food, even though there is more than enough for everyone. It is not unusual to see them throw away food even though this food they are eating is far better than the food their own mothers prepare for them at home. It is not unusual to see them walk away after eating leaving a big mess for someone else to clean up after them. And the sight of a typical kitchen sink is just appalling. During my time in Syria, I have only met a handful of Syrians who are strict on keeping the kitchen clean, may Allāh make more such brothers.

5) Getting angry over the haqq if it is against them

Another common trait among our Arab brothers is to get offended if you bring their errors to their attention. A Muslim should accept the haqq from wherever it comes, even if the one showing you your error does so in a stern way.

6) Administration work (“Bukrah inshāAllāh”)

Unfortunately in the Arab world, building a structure and administrating it is not one of their strong points. There are many flaws and errors in putting an Arab in charge, especially if he is uneducated (which sadly is the majority).

It is common to hear an Arab in administration reply with the words “bukrah inshāAllāh” (which means “hopefully tomorrow”) or in plain English, “I’m too lazy, leave me alone and come back some other time!”

7) Sleeping habits

Another irritating feature of Arabs is that due to them being heavy sleepers, they see no problem in speaking very loud while others are fast asleep (or even trying to sleep). This can be so frustrating especially when you tell them to quieten down only to have them speak loud again after a few minutes

) The staring competition

Syrians love to stare at foreigners, maybe because no tourist has ever visited Syria.

9) Treating animals badly

The Prophet (saw) informed us that a woman was sent to hell due to mistreating a cat she had and a prostitute from Banu Isra’īl was forgiven her sins due to giving water to a thirsty dog. Such are the teachings of Islām. However among our Arab brothers, they tend to treat animals very badly.

It is not uncommon to see an Arab throw objects at animals and to chase a hungry cat away. Nor is it uncommon to see some from among them killing harmless dogs. Indeed the Prophet (saw) ordered us to kill black dogs as they are Jinns which have taken the form of animals, however Arabs tend to take it a step further and kill all dogs even though they may be harmless.

You would also see dead dogs laying in the middle of the road with a bullet wound for a week or so, and hardly anyone will remove it out of the way. Arabs tend to have no mercy for animals except a few among them who love cats.

10) Beggars

From the very moment I arrived in the Turkish airport, I was greeted by Syrian beggars.

Most beggars here in Syria are fraudsters who take advantage of the Muhājirīn. Realise my brothers that Dawlah has Zakāh offices and also gives a weekly supply of food to the poor. I myself have witnessed this in Raqqa.

11) Dealing with shop keepers
Here in Syria Dawlah has a reputation of being wealthy. The average Syrian looks at a Dawlah brother as a walking bank, and unfortunately shop keepers are no exception. So many times when asking a shop keeper for the price of an item, he would contemplating for a while then give you a higher price.

12) Driving ‘skills’

Many things which may seem illegal or irrational are quite common for Arabs to do. In the west, one is required to look into his side mirrors prior to moving lane or going to a slip road, however an Arab would hardly ever look into his mirrors, even if he is coming onto a busy motorway. Women casually walk on the roads and hardly look over their shoulder to see if a car is coming, nor do they move out the way until you are right besides them horning at them. Men likewise do this, but not to the same extent as women; and if you were to hit them it would be your fault for not seeing them walk on the road.

13) Empty words

Islamic State, It Sucks! Because of all the Arabs!

LOL!

Hat Tip: JWT.

By Howie at 07:24 AM | Comments |

Oh, Great.

Who could make a better citizen than a suicidal jihadist? Emphasis mine:

Half of the refugees who manage to reach Germany are suffering from psychological illness such as depression or post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), according to a study released by the German chamber of psychotherapists (BPtK).

A statement on the organisation's website said that 40% of the refugees already had suicidal thoughts or "have even attempted to kill themselves".

(Hat Tip: TROP)

By DMartyr at 12:34 AM | Comments |

September 10, 2015

Feel Good Video of the Day Strike on ISIS Ramadi

Yahoo:

Baghdad (AFP) - The international coalition against the Islamic State jihadist group bombed a key jihadist command and supply hub in the area of Ramadi, capital of Iraq's Anbar province, it said Wednesday.

A video of the strike on the football stadium showed a massive secondary explosion at the site.

"The stadium was a key (IS) command and supply hub in the Ramadi region and was being used to store large amounts of homemade explosives, weapons and ammunition," the coalition said in a statement.

"Destroying this hub will significantly disrupt (IS's) ability to conduct operations and resupply their fighters in Ramadi."

Schweeet!

By Howie at 09:41 AM | Comments |

August 21, 2015

Good News! Palestinians Dying For Islamic State Increasing at Geometric Rate

Palestinians are running off to join Islamic State in hopes that, well in their own words

Earlier this year, Islamic State supporters organized their first public appearance on the streets of Gaza City, where they called for an Islamic army to destroy Israel and the "enemies of Islam."
But rather than living the dream of destroying Israel they die as cannon fodder against Assad and the Kurds.

OK, I admit I'm failing to see the down side here.


By Howie at 12:42 PM | Comments |