August 22, 2014
ISIS: Take Your Little Mujahid To Work Day
Imperial Very Good News! Assad Kills ISIS Jihadi Abu Moussa
“ISIS Jihadi Who Threatened To Raise Flag Of Allah In White House Is Dead”So I guess he’ll be needing a proxy to raise that flag now.
And yes, I’m holding back the urge to say, “like, maybe Obama?”
BOW BEFORE ZOD!
He's dead Jim
August 21, 2014
Attn: ISIS (bumped)
All ur base are belong to us.
Thanks to @BemetOr8, Beer O'Clock, @meankitteh1, @wvubetasoldier.
We just want the Foley family to know the Jawas are doing what we can. May James RIP.
And it seems the world is finally coming around to our view that Islamic Terror Propaganda is something to be fought actively. We've noticed that providers, especially Google has been more cooperative in removing ISIS propaganda lately. Since Obama has acted in Iraq. Good for them. Not only are they taking down the Foley Murder videos they are erasing all traces from Google's Cache.
But lets get one thing clear, this is NOT President Obama's fault.
Evil people do evil things. ISIS are evil. We must fight evil. Its that simple.
And I also want to thank all those others across the web who are fighting this release.
There's more work to be done on this.
Ha Double D!
August 20, 2014
Dumbest ISIS Tweet Ever
These goat humping Islamotards hate being mocked. So mock them.
Prayers for the executed if this is true. Unless they're ISIS members. Then they got what they deserved.
ISIS (Islamic State) Weighing In On Ferguson
Those of you on Twitter tell @AmreekWitness "Hi" from me if you so choose.
ISIS Loses MC
You might remember the video of the little girl who got scared at an ISIS "youth rally" when she failed to recite her little poems correctly. She begins to cry because kids know what ISIS does to those who aren't real Muslims she probably feared for her head.
It was also passed around inaccurately as girl being forced to marry ISIS fighter.
Well good news, He's dead Jim!
August 19, 2014
ISIS Murders American Journalist James Foley
American Journalist James Foley has been murdered by ISIS.
In a statement citing Obama's authorization of airstrikes in support of Iraq and the the Kurds ISIS has murdered American Journalist James Foley in an act of revenge.
Jawa Report has obtained a copy of the video and can verify that James was beheaded.
From James' family's website:
Journalist James Foley disappeared in northwest Syria on Thanksgiving Day, November 22 2012.Our hearts go out to the Foley family in this most terrible time.
Jim is the oldest of five children. He has reported independently and objectively from the Middle East for the past five years. Prior to his work as a journalist, Jim helped empower disadvantaged individuals as a teacher and mentor assisting them in improving their lives.
The family appeals for the release of Jim unharmed.
The Foley Family
At the end of the production they are holding another prisoner one, Steven Joel Sotloff. Although my copy has not hint of his fate. It appears they will murder him next if their demands that US back down are not met.
Islamic State of Losers Issue Sternly Worded Letter to Freemasons
And to the Black of Washington which I assume is President Obama, ISIS are racists? Who knew.
I can't speak to the validity of the statement, other than its being passed around by various ISIS cheerleaders. ISIS cheerleaders recently passed around a faked Iranian phsyop Fatwa claiming ISIS called for genital mutilation of adult females. Some ISIS cheerleaders apparently agreed with it tho.
So there you have it folks ISIS didn't really get beaten and they are ready to die. And also, Juice! Crusaders! Romans! Whaaah!
Shut up kid!
Hat Tip: Some Jooo Hater.
Update: ISIS reference to Obama as a Black can also be translated as slave. Because among the other things ISIS is bringing back with its Kalifa is slavery.
August 18, 2014
Islamic State of Losers Having Very Bad Week
First ISIS lost complete control of its frighten the Americans Twitter campaign with Americans banding together in support of frightened goats everywhere.
he vicious jihadist group known as ISIS has overrun vast stretches of Syria and Iraq — but it’s beginning to lose ground on Twitter.This caused a terrible shortage of snuff porn inside the Jihadi community.
Over the past week, Twitter administrators have stepped up their efforts to suspend accounts affiliated with the extremist group, according to experts tracking ISIS on social media and other sources.
Dozens of accounts have been terminated in the past week alone.
Charles Lister, a visiting fellow at the Brookings Doha Center, said 12 official ISIS “provincial-level accounts, upon which they published all news — military, political, social, religious — for that specific area,” were disabled by Twitter on Aug. 11 after operating for months.
The next day, ISIS members re-created and advertised the accounts — only to have Twitter disable them, too, Lister said. The accounts were relaunched yet again — and suspended a third time, Lister said. By Saturday morning, just one one inactive account remained.
Cash strapped intelligence Analysts cringed at the prospect of getting a real job, resorting to hitting up destitute bloggers for $$$.
As the week continued ISIS continued to lose ground, suffering losses from US airstrikes and losing control of Iraq's largest dam to Kurdish forces.
An offensive to wrest control of a critical dam in northern Iraq from Sunni militants continued on Monday, as Kurdish and Iraqi forces tried to clear the area of mines and booby traps.And to make matters worse for ISIS, its now their dead burnt bodies that are appearing on the internet.
The campaign, which represents the most highly coordinated operation involving U.S., Kurdish and Iraqi forces since American troops left Iraq in 2011, began on Sunday and appeared to have beaten back much of the Islamic State's fighters occupying the area in and around the Mosul Dam.
By early Monday, Iraqi military officials said the strategic post had been retaken. Gen. Qassim Atta, a spokesman for Iraq's military in Baghdad, said the Iraqi flag was flying over the site and the military was now working on dismantling 170 explosives planted there by Islamic State militants.
...The ground campaign followed nearly two dozen U.S. airstrikes over the weekend. Jet fighters and armed drones targeted insurgent positions near the dam and at Erbil, capital of the semiautonomous Kurdish region, according to the U.S. Central Command, which oversees American forces in the Middle East.
The U.S. has conducted roughly 50 airstrikes in Iraq since Aug. 8. when President Barack Obama authorized U.S. air support after the Islamic State gained ground and fears that the Yazidi minority in the region would be targeted by the militants.
The airstrikes will continue until the Peshmerga and Iraqi security forces can retake the position, a U.S. defense official said.
Then just as the offensive against ISIS was really getting underway, Assad decided it would be a good time to bomb their so called capital in Raqqa.
yrian war planes bombed positions belonging to the jihadist Islamic State of Iraq and Greater Syria (ISIS) in the northern province of Raqqa for a second day Monday, an activist group said.Well it couldn't have happened to a more deserving bunch of Losers, The Islamic State of Losers in Iraq and Syria.
Regime planes killed 31 jihadists and eight civilians Sunday in an unprecedented wave of aerial bombardment against the group in its Raqqa bastion.
The bombing continued Monday, according to the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights, with at least 14 raids against jihadist positions.
There was no immediate death toll in the renewed bombing.
Three raids targeted the area around the town of Tabqa in western Raqqa and four hit near the Tabqa military airport, the only remaining regime-held position in the province.
The other seven strikes hit sites inside Raqqa city, the provincial capital.
August 11, 2014
Jawas Welcome Home Abu Omar al Amreeki
aka Donald Ray Morgan.
A Brooklyn judge ordered a suspected American militant who pledged allegiance to the terrorist leader of ISIS held without bail after he was arrested at Kennedy Airport, the Daily News has learned.Although it looks like Omar's twitter feed has been scrubbed there are still quite a few items remaining. I recognized him as one I'd run across talking with various pro-Palestinian outlets and with the UK group known as Caged Prisoners.
FBI agents nabbed Donald Ray Morgan, a 44-year-old ex-convict from North Carolina, on Aug. 2 when he returned to the United States after an eight-month stay in Lebanon, where his wife lives.
Morgan, who has a previous conviction for firing a gun, had allegedly been brokering deals for military-grade weapons and ammo in his home state and was indicted for being a felon in possession of a firearm.
But what caught counter-terrorism agents attention were his chilling Twitter rants from the Middle East under the alias “Abu Omar al Amreeki.”
Assistant Brooklyn U.S. Attorney Nadia Moore presented a sampling of the evidence to Magistrate Ramon Reyes at a bail hearing last week to support her argument that the alleged gun trafficker was too dangerous to return to North Carolina on his own.
Don't you know ISIS protect the churches. LOL
And here is a Google Cache copy of a third party site copy of his now defunct Twitter feed.
Please take a seat Donald we be with you in 30 years to life. And also Twitter is totally 100% anonymous, we swear!
Update. Here's a little graphic that Bemet'or and Switched made to F*ck with Donald.
click for larger
@06180629 Something fishy going on!!!— Carol Anne Grayson (@Quickieleaks) June 19, 2014
August 08, 2014
Wipe ISIS Out. All of Them
*I've never been prouder of President Obama than right now. But Mr. President ISIS is no pushover. See Headline.
President Obama authorized airstrikes "if necessary" against Islamic militants if they move toward Erbil in northern Iraq where American military, diplomats and civilians are stationed.If you're going to use our powah, Use it very liberally Mr. President.
During a late night statement Thursday from the White House, the president said he's okayed "targeted airstrikes to protect our American personnel and a humanitarian effort to help save thousands of Iraqi civilians who are trapped on a mountain without food and water and facing almost certain death."
Mr. Obama explained that the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) in recent days has "continued to move across Iraq and have neared the city of Erbil, where American diplomats and civilians serve at our consulate and American military personnel advise Iraqi forces to stop the advance on Erbil.
US military aircraft conduct strike on ISIL artillery. Artillery was used against Kurdish forces defending Erbil, near US personnel.— Rear Adm. John Kirby (@PentagonPresSec) August 8, 2014
And you keep saying if necessary Its long past necessary, sir. Failure to crush ISIS will be a mistake we'll pay dearly for.
Update: Right on cue the ISIS supporters whine, but but civilians.
You mad bro?
BREAKING: US official: US launches second round of airstrikes on targets near Irbil, Iraq— The Associated Press (@AP) August 8, 2014
*Didn't take much to reach that level, but if he bombs the living crap out of ISIS he begins filling that very large hole he's been digging.
August 05, 2014
Peshmerga Open New Offensive Against ISIS With Iraqi Regime Support
Iraq's government sent its air force on Monday to back Kurdish forces struggling to blunt a jihadist advance, an extraordinary move that reflects alarm over the insurgents' brash new offensive against Kurds in both Iraq and Syria.Lets hope so. Death to the Islamic State!
Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki's authorization of air support came after the Kurdish forces, known as Peshmerga, lost a string of towns over the weekend to the militant group, which calls itself Islamic State. The Peshmerga had held off the insurgents in northwestern Iraq without central Iraqi government forces for nearly two months.
On Monday, the Peshmerga launched a counteroffensive to retake two towns—Sinjar and Zumar—said Kurdish and United Nations officials. The Kurds also drove the militants from two other towns, Wana and Rabia, Kurdish officials said, but fighting continued to rage and the situation appeared fluid.
The air support marks Baghdad's first such military commitment to the semiautonomous Kurdish government, marking a significant pledge to confront an extremist group striving to create an Islamic state across the historic area called the Levant, which includes Iraq and Syria.
...Iraqi Air Force jets started bombing targets in the town of Sinjar, west of Mosul near the Syrian border, and the broader area on Monday afternoon, Peshmerga spokesman Jabar Yawer said in an interview. The jets flew from and returned to Baghdad.
Monday's counteroffensive left the Kurdish fighters in control of Iraq's largest dam in Mosul, Mr. Yawer said, after Islamic State militants tried to seize it in their effort to control resources.
More on why we should help the Kurds here in the New Yorker.
During the American war, from 2003 to 2011, not a single American soldier was killed in the Kurdish region.
...And that’s the problem, at least according to the United States. Since 2003, American policy toward Kurdistan has been “one Iraq.” That is, no matter how friendly the Kurds are, no matter how pro-Western, American policy has been to keep Iraq together. That means: don’t do anything that helps the Kurds too much, lest they break away from Iraq and declare independence, which is most what most Kurds want.
Until recently, this made a certain amount of sense, even if it denied the Kurds their true desires. But, since June, when ISIS militants swept across the Syrian border and captured huge portions of northern and western Iraq, that policy has been more and more difficult to justify. The Kurds now share a huge border with ISIS-controlled territory, and only a few miles of what is left of Iraq. The Kurdish militia, called the peshmerga, fights ISIS every day. Since early this year, the Kurdish regional government, which presides over the area, has been cut off entirely from Iraq’s oil revenue—to which it is entitled by law—by the government in Baghdad. The way that Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki is dealing with the Kurds is the same way he dealt with the Sunni Arabs—harshly and arbitrarily. Indeed, Maliki’s actions toward the Sunnis precipitated the events that led to the ISIS takeover.
Hat Tip: Barkley.
August 04, 2014
If All The Kurds Pulled As Hard As They Could in Unison?
The ancient northern Iraqi town of Sinjar emptied Sunday, with thousands of people fleeing on foot as Sunni extremist militants made their first significant punches through the defenses of overstretched Kurdish forces.Later reports are that ISIS is in control of the dam and the oil, which they will sell on the international market through an agreement with Bashar al-Assad though ISIS' Baathist ties.
The town of Wana also fell Sunday, putting the Islamic State within striking distance of Mosul’s hydroelectric dam, the largest in the country. After nearly two months of skirmishes, it was a second day of losses for the Kurds with extremists seizing the nearby town of Zumar on Saturday and two small oil fields.
Oh by the way the answer to the headline is no.
The Kurds are the only counterbalance to ISIS advance in Northern Iraq. ISIS has cut off any route Iraqi oil could take through the regime and onto the Iraqi port at Umm Qasr. Malaki refuses to allow Kurdish oil to flow north through Turkey to be sold on the open market.
Meanwhile the Kurds continue to fight ISIS, short handed and under equipped with no aid at all coming from the Obama administration or the Iraqi regime. Its almost as if they want ISIS to take all of Iraq and punish the Shia to the south int he same manner that Saddam did after the first gulf war.
Seriously we couldn't do worse if we tried.
July 29, 2014
Yesterday a defector from the Assad regime called Caesar released a report on the Assad's regime, its eliminating its opponents on an industrial scale.
At Hospital 601, not far from the presidential palace in Damascus, Syrian guards ran out of space to store the dead and had to use an adjoining warehouse where military vehicles were repaired.The report comes complete with graphic images of the dead and highlighted evidence of torture. And Assad's forces to torture. I've seen videos of them chopping off wounded Jihadi's fingers and general abuse of corpses and the living. I've seen Assad's forces dumping Jihadi bodies by the dozen into ravines and rivers. In general they are pretty brutal..
A forensic photographer working for Syria's military police walked the rows and took pictures of the emaciated and disfigured corpses, most believed to be anti-Assad activists. Numbers written on the bodies and on white cards, the photographer said, told regime bureaucrats the identities of the deceased, when they died and which branch of the Syrian security services had held them.
U.S. investigators who have reviewed many of the photos say they believe at least 10,000 corpses were cataloged this way between 2011 and mid-2013. Investigators believe they weren't victims of regular warfare but of torture, and that the bodies were brought to the hospital from the Assad regime's sprawling network of prisons. They were told some appeared to have died on site.
What a coincidence ISIS is also killing on an industrial scale and yesterday released a new video to prove just how efficient their genocide against the Iraqi Shia can be.
Near the end they are killing people and pushing them into the river. I guess to poison the water down stream. The dock they push the victims from is soaked in blood.
Q: So which side is worse?
Update: More at Gateway Pundit.
ISIS supporters cheered the bloody massacre video.
The comments on YouTube were overwhelmingly positive. One supporter called the massacre a “most beautiful Christmas bonus (present).” Another supporter praised the massacre with, “Allahu Akbar!”
July 28, 2014
jHarmony: Online Dating for Jihadis!
Aisha is a Virgo, likes long walks on the beach, and Death to Israel!
Some things are so surreal, that even Hollywood would have a hard time buying the script:
Islamic State insurgents have opened an office in northern Syria where single women and widows can register to marry fighters from the radical al Qaeda offshoot, a monitoring group said on Monday.
The office in al-Bab, a town northeast of Aleppo city, records the names and addresses of the women so that Islamic State militants can go to their families and make a formal offer of marriage, the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights said.
Update by DMartyr: And you thought this was just a parody!
(Click to enlarge)
July 02, 2014
Iraqis Kill Abu Hassan the Chechen
"Joint army and police forces killed ISIL Kirkuk military commander Abu Hassan the Chechen and three bodyguards during a carefully-planned operation near Umm al-Khanajer village, west of al-Hawijah district," said ministry spokesman Brig. Gen. Saad Maan.Gee I wonder how they found him? I mean surely there was no US aid or intelligence involved. Must have been the Russians.
"The Chechen" is one of dozens of foreigners who entered Iraq from Syria and were involved in "terrorist attacks" against innocent civilians, Maan said.
June 27, 2014
Caption This! Jihadist Tweet of the Week! (Fatwas Issued!)
He has no soul and WTF have you done with his gold?
Fatwas will be issued!
Update: Fatwas Issued!
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Goatly Begoly for:
WOW, I find you very attractive...The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Sea Dragon for:
Will jihad for meatballs!The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa Wooga for:
Orange is the new blackThe Our Hajj Will Be Complete As Soon As We Rape Your Women Fatwa issued against McThag for
Popularity waning at home, Carrot Top converts to Islam...
Sandcrawler PSA: ISIS Supporters Threaten Every American Citizen
The goal of ISIL is far larger than capturing Baghdad and Iraq. Their sights are set on attacking America, which they consider the Great Satan.
We cannot rely on the Obama Doctrine, which says that if you leave jihadists alone, they’ll leave you alone. Following that approach can get you beheaded. Or blown up by an airliner.
If the United States bomb Iraq, every American citizen is a legitimate target for us. #CalamityWillBefallUS— بوح مسلمة #باقية (@m_n_4_ever) June 27, 2014
In a new Twitter hash tag hate campaign against America Muslims in support of ISIS threaten war and to attack the US on its own soil. There are even threats of an attack today.
The campaign so far as I can tell has two goals, the first being to troll the US into a new war in Iraq, ISIS believes it can maintain its current momentum if only it c can drag the US directly into the conflict.
Second, if we are drug in then we'll get the blame and the responsibility of rebuilding what they have destroyed.
I say, let them roll in the giant shitpile they've created and don't let the them shift the responsibility for all the death and destruction that's been created to far be shifted from ISIS to anyone else. Long term make ISIS and its supporters like Saudi Arabia and Qatar accept the blame for what they are doing.
If Iran needs a bit of help, if the balance of Shia VS Sunni power gets a little out of whack. Well we can fix that.
So leave them to it, but the danger is real. We are already being blamed for the actions of the Syrian Air force and Malakis defense of Iraq.
If an attack happens, we can't pussyfoot around this time. We can't go in and fight a low level insurgency against the feinting groups like ISIS. Nor will be be able to afford to rebuild these nations, to support the same people who are wishing us death.... again.
No we already tried "helping", it was and still is a bad idea. This time we'll have to be.
I'm not interested in another war in the middle east. I'd just as soon leave them to kill each other. But should one come I for one have run completely out of patience and mercy.
June 22, 2014
ISIS Orders Unmarried Women To "Sex Jihad"
In a religious culture that demands women be beaten or even executed for only looking at an unrelated male, Islamists are ordering males to send their unmarried female relatives to the mujahideen for sex in Iraq:
In the Name of Allah the Merciful
The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria
The State of Nineveh
In the Name of Allah the Merciful
After liberation of the State of Nineveh, and the welcome shown by the people of the state to their brotherly mujahideen, and after the great conquest, and the defeat of the Safavid [Persian] troops in the State of Nineveh, and its liberation, and Allah willing, it will become the headquarters for the mujahideen. Therefore we request that the people of this state offer their unmarried women so that they can fulfill their duty of jihad by sex to their brotherly mujahideen. Failure to comply with this mandate will result in enforcing the laws of Sharia upon them.
Allah we have notified, Allah bear witness.
Sha'ban 13, 1435
June, 12, 2014
Notice the women have no choice. The mandate is directed at those who "own" the women, which, under Islam is the nearest male relative.
(Hat Tip: IQ al Rassooli)
June 20, 2014
Australia's Contribution to Jihad in Iraq
Khaled Sharrouf bilked the Australians out of Disability payments, then took the $$$ to Syria and, well, you can guess the rest.
Hat Tips to Rsluty and The Realist of Queensland.
June 18, 2014
Twitter Spy Reveals Baathist Alliance With ISIS
I've heard rumors that ISIS raises funds by selling oil from areas it controls to the Syrian regime, who are Baathists.
As FSA and the Islamic front pushed ISIS out of some areas into Eastern Syria ISIS feinted and upped its campaign in Iraq. Quite a good strategy. But lately there has been a wrench thrown in ISIS's works.
Daily Beast: A mysterious Twitter account is trying to stop ISIS’s rise to power by spilling the terror group’s secrets online. For more than six months a series of tweets have detailed the alleged covert alliances and conspiratorial machinations behind the ascension of The Islamic State of Iraq and the Sham, the Islamist group taking over large parts of Iraq. Taken together, the tweets form a slanted but valuable picture of ISIS and one of the only portraits of its leaders. Perhaps even more important, the account is still active, sending out tweets days ago about ISIS’s current strategy in Iraq and what it plans to do next.Former Baathist groups in Iraq included he Naqshbandi Army mentioned in the article and the group Ansar al-Sunna later renamed Ansar al-Islam. The Sunni Baathists were second only to al-Qaeda in Iraq in their brutality during the US occupation.
...erhaps the most significant charge @wikibaghdady made—and the one that now seems most prophetic, after the group took control of Mosul, Iraq’s second-biggest city—is that ISIS’s inner chamber of power, hidden by Baghdadi’s public front, is led by a former Baathist and colonel in Saddam’s army called Haji Bakr. According to @wikibaghdady, it was Bakr who engineered Baghdadi’s rise to power after ISIS’s former leader, Abu Omar al-Baghdadi, was killed in 2010 by a joint U.S.-Iraqi operation in Tikrit.
That Baathist connection resurfaced last week after ISIS’ Iraq offensive and has proven to be a critical aspect of the group’s strategy and a cornerstone of its current ability to take and hold ground.
Its appears that the Baathists believe they will be given the front seat of leadership in Sunni areas of Iraq after ISIS and various other Jihadi groups have secured their advance.
It remains to be seen if ISIS will allow the allied Sunni groups local control like the Kurds enjoy in the northeast or if ISIS will attempt to hold its leadership position and enforce its strict interpretation of Sharia, which differs substantially from most Iraqi Sunnis. Most Iraqi Sunnis of the Baathist persuasion tolerate minority Christians and Sufis, they also like to smoke cigarettes and have the occasional forbidden liquid called alcohol. While they are dedicated Muslims and resisted the occupation they are much more modern than the sixth century Taliban like rule that ISIS subscribes to.
Hat Tip: Noah.
June 16, 2014
Idiots Question Authenticity if ISIS Atrocity Photos
Because either they are engaged in disinformation to confuse the west into further paralysis. Or they are just plain stupid.
One of the photo captions claims to show the "purification of hundreds of members of the Safavid army as they flee fighting in civilian clothing" by militants from the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant (ISIS), an al-Qaeda breakaway. Safavid is a derogatory term used by Sunni extremists to describe Iraq's Shia majority, linking it to the former Persian empire.Some of those pictures the press won't show you below the fold. And yes they are graphic, ISIS is nothing if not authentic butchers.
Some of the photos show dozens of unarmed men, perhaps as many as 100, being transported on pick-up trucks by masked gunmen.
The captives are also seen lying down in trenches, surrounded by gunmen holding the black flags used by jihadist groups, including ISIS.
Some images show small clouds of dust kick up as a row of gunmen seemingly open fire on the men.
Update: How ISIS uses twitter by J.M. Berger.
Hat Tip: Aaron.
اضرب يا ولي الله .. فهؤﻻء شر من وطئ الحصى . . . pic.twitter.com/DMO3aqTTpf— قاتلوهم #باقية (@alwahsh1983) June 16, 2014
May 29, 2014
Dirka! Dirka! Jihad! Death to Cadbury Bunny!
The absence of any pork product is a chief concern when determining which foods are fit for consumption by Muslims. For that reason, Malaysian religious groups were outraged when chocolate products from the nation’s Cadbury operation were found to contain DNA from the prohibited animal.Pig face? Wow that's a dirty trick. I wonder who could have been behind that? Zionists perhaps?
One protester, Ustaz Masridzi Sat, had particularly strong words for the perceived religious slight.
“Because the person eats pork, it is difficult to guide him to the right path,” he explained. “When the day of judgment comes, that person will be wearing a pig-face because of what he has eaten.”
... “We need to unite,” he concluded. “We must declare jihad.”
I'd like to think so.
Hat Tip: Allah.
May 20, 2014
Subway Plotter Adis Medunjanin Conviction And Life Sentence Upheld on Appeal
He didn't really mean to sign that paper waving his rights, I mean not really.
A Bosnian-born U.S. citizen on Tuesday failed to overturn his conviction for planning suicide bombings in the New York City subways at the behest of al Qaeda operatives.Too bad there wasn't a deport to Somalia option, because it looks like Adios is getting more than his share of my tax dollars in the cafeteria line.
The 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in New York upheld the conviction of Adis Medunjanin, who was sentenced to life in prison in 2012 after a jury found him guilty on charges that included conspiracy to use weapons of mass destruction and conspiracy to commit an act of terrorism.
Lawyers for Medunjanin, 30, argued that a trial judge in Brooklyn, New York, erred in rejecting his request to suppress incriminating statements he made to law enforcement after his 2010 arrest.
May 07, 2014
Islamic State of Losers Lose Homs Syria: Rebellion Crushed
End result of all that terrorist red on red infighting. Assad takes the birthplace of the rebellion.
Syria Direct:AMMAN: An agreement to allow safe passage to rebels and civilians out of Old Homs has left regime opponents divided, with some saying the battle will move to the provinces and others yearning to move on with their lives after two years of a strangling encirclement of their districts.Pussies! You were so close to achieving martyrdom?
The estimated 2,500 fighters and citizens inside the 13 rebel-controlled districts of Homs agreed in principle on Friday to hand over to the government its territory in Syria’s third-largest city. A UN-supervised departure is scheduled to begin this week, Homs Governor Talal al-Barazi told AFP on Monday, adding that the ceasefire is holding.
With a ferocious government military campaign in recent weeks and gnawing hunger from a regime blockade in place since June 2012 that allowed almost no movement in or out, regime opponents said they had little choice but to surrender.
“We must put ourselves in the place of the people who lived in the siege and saw their children die from hunger, they saw their brothers die because of infected wounds due to shelling,” Suhaib Ali, a Homs-based FSA spokesman, told Syria Direct.
Rebels inside had little choice given “the neglect from the political opposition and the international community,” Ali said.
“What would you do?” he asked.
February 18, 2014
Later in Baghdad
I bet you can guess what happened. Come one, one little guess..
There is devastation in several parts of Baghdad after a series of bomb attacks that killed at least 49 people on Monday night.For a total of 49 dead.....
Nine people died in car bomb explosions that targeted mosques in the Iraqi capital’s predominantly Shi’ite districts of Amil and Karrada.
In the worst attack, a minibus blew up at a bus station in the Ur neighbourhood in northern Baghdad, leaving at least 11 people dead according to police.
The bus, parked inside the station, had already aroused suspicion when it exploded, setting several other vehicles on fire.
Elsewhere a car bomb near a busy street in the western district of Ghazaliya killed four others.
No group immediately claimed responsibility but Shi’ites are often targeted by Sunni Islamist insurgents who have been gaining ground in Iraq over the past year and overran several towns in recent weeks.
In separate incidents in the northern city of Tikrit, gunmen shot dead a police colonel and a barber inside his shop.
The army on Monday was fighting to wrest control of Sulaiman Pek from Sunni militants who took over parts of the northern town last Thursday and raised the black flag of the Islamic state in Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) over it.
ISIL is active in the civil war in neighbouring Syria and is also present in the city of Falluja, which has been under siege by the army since January 1, when militants took over.
Just. Freaking Lovely.
February 11, 2014
Terrorist Class for Suicide Bombers Goes Terribly Right
Do not read this story while consuming beverages of any kind, the spewage may do irreparable damage to your computer:
[A] commander at a secluded terrorist training camp north of Baghdad unwittingly used a belt packed with explosives while conducting a demonstration early Monday for a group of militants, killing himself and 21 other members of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, army and police officials said....Honestly, is any further commentary necessary?
In addition to the 22 militants who were killed, 15 others were wounded in the explosion on Monday at the militant compound, in a rural area of northeastern Salahuddin Province, according to police and army officials. Stores of other explosives, including explosives packed in at least 10 vehicles, ready for operations, were found at the camp, as well as heavy weapons, the officials said.
Eight militants were arrested when they tried to escape, the officials said. The militant commander who was conducting the training was not identified by name, but an Iraqi Army officer described him as a prolific recruiter who was “able to kill the bad guys for once.”
This is the time at the Jawa when we dance!
UPDATE: Apparently Vinnie covered this yesterday. Oh well, this is a double post I don't really mind leaving up.
February 10, 2014
How To Teach Bomb Making The Correct Way
Achmed the Dead Terrorist in real life!
Twenty-two ISIS members were killed, and 15 were wounded, in the explosion at the camp, which is in a farming area in the northeastern province of Samara, according to the police and army officials. Stores of other explosive devices and heavy weapons were also kept there, the officials said.
Eight militants were arrested when they tried to escape, the officials said.
The militant who was conducting the training was not identified by name, but he was described by an Iraqi Army officer as a prolific recruiter who was “able to kill the bad guys for once.”
Having a bad Monday? Why, a good jihadi work accident should clear up the doldrums and lift the spirits! Good job, "professor"!
Thanks to the Green Room.
Cut! Islamic State of Losers Propaganda Film Shoot Goes Horribly Right!
At least 21 insurgents have been killed in central Iraq after a car bomb was detonated by accident, reports say.I just love a story with a happy ending.
They were filming a propaganda video of the would-be suicide attacker when the blast occurred, the head of the local Sunni pro-government militia in Jilam told the AFP news agency.
Security sources confirmed there had been a blast around 08:00 (05:00 GMT).
February 07, 2014
al-Qaeda in Iraq and Syria's Little Jihad
Increasingly over the past decade, Al-Qaeda and its affiliates and sympathizers have been aiming their outreach and recruitment efforts at pre-teens, and even much younger children. As part of these efforts, Al-Qaeda sheikhs are reaching out directly to Muslim youth. For example, last year, in an audio lecture released by the Al-Qaeda media arm Al-Sahab, emerging Al-Qaeda leader Sheikh Maulana Asim Umar urged even the youngest Muslims to "not stay with [their] parents" and to leave the "luxury" of home and "city life" to wage jihad
But as shocking as this is, the most disturbing of all of these paeans to the jihadi cause and culture of death are the tweeted death photos of children killed fighting, and the praise that accompanies them.
For example, on the tweeted photo of a dead boy it says: "Abu Anas Al-Ansari, 14 years old and one of the youngest mujahideen martyred..." Another tweet of him adds, " May Allah, SWT (glorified and exalted is He), accept and grant him heaven."
January 06, 2014
Second Syrian Civil War Breaks Out Among Rebels
Clashes between Syrian rebels and their rivals from an al-Qaeda-linked faction have spread from the country's opposition-held areas in the north to a key eastern city, activists have said.
Monday's rebel-on-rebel fighting in the eastern city of Raqqa, a long-time bastion of an al-Qaeda-linked group known as the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant (ISIL), reflects a widening war within a war in Syria, as the Free Syrian Army tries to quell more hardline elements of the opposition.
Monday's offensive in Raqqa came after three powerful rebel alliances on Friday launched what they called a second "revolution" against ISIL in the northern province of Aleppo and Idlib to its west.
"The foreigners are being held in other buildings, outside Raqqa city," said the Observatory, a Britain-based group that tracks the conflict.
Another activist group, the Local Coordinating Committees, also reported the Raqqa clashes, saying they were focused around a city post office.
The Observatory said rebels had surrounded ISIL's chief compound in Raqqa and had liberated at least 50 detainees from a nearby prison.
October 11, 2013
Good News! The Islamic State of Iraq Opens Sharia Court in Azaz
I guess this means that rather than just murdering Christians for refusing to convert on the street there will now be a short ceremonious hearing before senior al-Qaeda leaders before, you know, the head choppings.
Emir of The Islamic State of Iraq an al-Sham, al-Qaeda affiliate group, declared opening a new Shariah court and Police station on Thursday in 'the new Islamic Emirate', Azaz, according to his twitter account.I'm sure John McCain will be along shortly to explain how this is an improvement.
The Sate new procedures came days after controlling the border city from the local rebel group known as the Northern Storm that led the fight last year to oust government forces from the town.
August 30, 2013
al-Qaeda in Iraq and Syria Claims Murder of 82 Iraqi Civilians Promises Genocide in Syria
The Iraqi branch of al-Qaida claimed responsibility Friday for bombings earlier this week that killed at least 82 people, mostly in Shiite areas of the capital, calling them retaliation for the execution of Sunni prisoners by the Shiite-led government.Yesterday al-Qaeda in the Levant and a-Nusra (Syria) promised to murder women and children in Syria in response to civilian deaths from the Syrian use of Chemical weapons.
Wednesday's attacks involved car bombs and other explosives that mainly targeted parking lots, outdoor markets and restaurants in Shiite districts in Baghdad during the morning rush hour. Some Sunni areas were also hit later in the day.
A statement posted on a militant website by the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, the al-Qaida affiliate in Iraq, took responsibility for the deadly attacks. The group claimed the attacks were a response to the Aug. 19 execution of 17 Sunni prisoners, all but one of them convicted on terrorism-related charges.
DUBAI, Aug 25 (Reuters) - An al Qaeda-affiliated rebel commander in Syria has pledged to target communities of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad's Alawite minority with rockets in revenge for an alleged chemical attack near Damascus, according to an audio recording seen on Sunday.So al-Qaeda basically just promised to commit genocide against at least two towns, to kill every man woman and child. But so far as we know they won't use Sarin to do it. Just throw acid and bullets, chop off a few heads maybe.
"For every chemical rocket that has fallen on our people in Damascus, one of their villages will, by the will of God, pay for it," Abu Mohammad al-Golani of the al-Nusra Front said in the recording posted on YouTube. "On top of that we will prepare a thousand rockets that will be fired on their towns in revenge for the Damascus Ghouta massacre."
The Syrian opposition has accused government forces of an attack on insurgent-held suburbs of the capital last week where poison gas appears to have killed hundreds of people.
"To the bereaved mothers of the children and the people of Ghouta, I say that your blood is a debt that we and every mujahid (Islamic holy fighter) have to pay," Golani said in the recording entitled, "An eye for an eye".
That's like totally civilized you know.
August 27, 2013
Handing al-Qaeda the Keys
Why on Vimeo? Well Jihadtube would probably ban him for, you know, teh hate.
Hat Tip: Winds of Jihad.
August 20, 2013
Good News! At Least One Bullet Hit Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Right Between the Snot and the Spit
If it wasn't Tsarnaev, I might make a comment about marksmanship or the cost of ammo. Maybe even trigger happiness?
Boston marathon bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev suffered multiple and severe gunshot injuries before his capture in April, newly released court documents show.Sweet!
The most serious of the injuries was a gunshot wound that appeared to enter through the left inside of his mouth and exit through the lower left side of his face, said Stephen Ray Odom, a trauma surgeon who treated Tsarnaev at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center.
"This was a high-powered injury that has resulted in skull-base fracture, with injuries to the middle ear, the skull base, ... his ... vertebrae ... as well as injury to the pharynx, (and) the mouth." Odom said in testimony given April 22, three days after Tsarnaev was arrested following the bombing.
August 19, 2013
While Muslims Die By the Boatload Fat Jewish Traitor Adam Gadahn Plays Internetz
An American al Qaeda militant has called for more attacks on Western diplomats in the Arab world, praising the killers of the U.S. ambassador to Libya on September 11 last year, a U.S.-based monitoring group said on Sunday.A recording in Arabic posted on websites used by Islamist militants?
Western nations shut embassies across the Middle East and North Africa early this month, after a warning of a possible militant attack. Many have reopened, and Britain said its Yemen embassy would open on Sunday after being closed for 12 days.
Adam Gadahn, a California-born convert to Islam with a $1 million U.S. price on his head, appealed to wealthy Muslims to offer militants rewards to kill ambassadors in the region, citing bounty set for killing the U.S. ambassador to Yemen, Washington-based SITE monitoring group said.
"These prizes have a great effect in instilling fear in the hearts of our cowardly enemies," Gadahn said in the 39-minute video recording in Arabic posted on websites used by Islamist militants, according to SITE.
Oh you mean Youtube.
I've saved a copy in case, you know, something should happen to that one.
Contact Howie if you really need a copy.
August 08, 2013
Some Really Cool UK Muslims Rip Anjem Choudary a New One
I seriously like these old men.
Hat Tip: @T3H_ARCH3R.
July 16, 2013
Cornhole Watch: Goatly aka Emerson Begolly Gets 8/12 Years
A western Pennsylvania man who pleaded guilty to using the Internet to promote terrorist attacks against American military and civilian targets has been sentenced to 8 ½ years in federal prison.WTAE:
Twenty-four-year-old Emerson Begolly of Redbank Township was sentenced Tuesday on one count of solicitation to commit a crime of violence. Authorities say he posted on an Islamic extremist Web forum he moderated.
His public defender asked for leniency in exchange for information Begolly has allegedly provided in other terror-related investigations.Oh my! He snitched on the Muj..... wonder what Allah's punishment for that is?
Jawa Classic footage of Goatly in action.
Super Sekrit Zionist message: And every rock was soaked in blood
Heartbreak Co-Conspirator in Jihad Jane Case Can't Pray in Irish Prison Because of the Porn
An Algerian man jailed in Ireland and wanted by the United States on terrorism charges filed a damages suit against the Irish state on Tuesday, saying his prison conditions were "not even suitable for animals".Oh the horror, if anyone has, you know, contact with some of Damache neighbors, ask them to put this one up for us.
Ali Charaf Damache is wanted by the FBI for conspiracy in a foiled international plot to murder a Swedish cartoonist whose depiction of the Prophet Mohammad with the body of a dog caused outrage in Muslim countries.
"Cork Prison is not even suitable for animals," Damache, 47, told the High Court. "There was a television and radio (in my cell). When I practiced my prayer they (cellmates) deliberately put the volume up (and) they put pictures of naked women on the wall. I can't pray in a place where there are naked pictures..."
Damache said he had been unable to wash before prayer and handling the Koran, as his faith requires, and was usually allowed to shower and change his underwear just once a week
Also I hear there is a rumor he's keeping hashish in his rectum. Better check that.
Damache was convicted in the Jihad Jane plot. Another accomplice Jihad Jamie (aka Jamie Paulin-Ramirez married Damache upon her arrival in Ireland only to find that Damache was only interested in the Muslima as a sex slave.
Hat Tip: El Grillo.