January 29, 2010
Update On "Akhis On The Forums Sobbing, Crying, Humping Each Other; One Of Their Fav Al Qaeda Akhi Dead"
Original post here
Recommend story here
Do it for the akhis on the forums, they will love you and maybe, just maybe I will get a Fatwa?!?!?!
Akhis On The Forums Sobbing, Crying, Humping Each Other; One Of Their Fav Al Qaeda Akhi Dead
What to do, what to do.
Via Bill Roggio
Iraqi and US forces dealt al Qaeda in Iraq a major blow last week during a raid in Mosul that killed the terror group's top facilitator, who was based out of Syria.Calm down akhis and remember you can get anally contracted gonorrhea. Watch your arses, watch your arses akhis.The joint US and Iraqi special operations team killed Abu Khalaf, al Qaeda in Iraq's senior most foreign fighter facilitator, during an operation on Jan. 22. Khalaf was killed after he "attacked a security-team member participating in a warranted operation," a US Forces- Iraq press release stated.
The US military said Khalaf's identity was confirmed using "multiple sources, including fingerprint matches."
Khalaf, whose real name is Sa'ad Uwayyid 'Ubayd Mu'jil al Shammari, was placed on the US Treasury Department's terrorist sanctions list in May 2009 and was identified as al Qaeda in Iraq's top facilitator, who operated from Syria. more
January 28, 2010
Al Mosul: Hangover Remedy For Soon To Be Martyr
hair of the dog hair of your body
Martyr wannabe's believe all their sins will be forgiven in the act of martyrdom. Hence the hangover. Also, most wannabe's shave all their body hair before martyrdom.
January 26, 2010
Radical Muslim Cleric Abdullah al-Faisal Deportation Cost Kenya $500,000
Kenya charted a jet as several countries refused to grant the Revolution Muslim's(Yousef al Khattab) mentor a transit visa.
BBC
Kenya paid more than $500,000 to deport controversial Jamaican Muslim preacher Abdullah al-Faisal, according to Immigration Minister Otieno Kajwang.Akhi on the forum sent me this. Faisal is happy to be home:He was finally expelled last week on a chartered jet, after Kenya had spent three weeks trying to deport him.
Meanwhile, two immigration officials have been suspended for letting Faisal into the country in the first place.
The cleric spent four years in a UK jail for soliciting the murder of Jews and Hindus.
January 15, 2010
Abu Amand Just Shared Some Images With Us On The Forum
Thank you akhi! I know they are older, but that's ok, all your secrets are belong to us.
h/t Abu Amand(again), brother in Zionism. Oops, sorry akhi, didn't want to let the cat out of the bag so to speak.
January 11, 2010
Good News! Nigeria Sends Convicted Felon & Al Qaeda Supporter Sheik Abdullah el-Faisal Back To Kenya & Is In Prison
Good on Nigeria!
Faisal stated, in regarding to the prison, "the condition is horrible". Ah, isn't that grand? US supporters of Faisal such as Yousef al Khattab and Inshallashaheed, must be besides themselves.
NAIROBI, Kenya —Nice start for the week knowing this bastage is in prison.A radical Jamaican-born Muslim cleric who led a British mosque attended by convicted terrorists was flown back to Kenya on Sunday after an attempt to deport him failed, officials said.
Nigerian authorities refused to grant a transit visa for Sheik Abdullah el-Faisal and instead sent him back to Kenya early Sunday, according to an official who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to release the information.
Al-Amin Kimathi, head coordinator for the Muslim Human Rights Forum, said el-Faisal was now being held in a Nairobi prison. He said el-Faisal had been invited to Kenya by Muslim youths to give lectures[...]
El-Faisal served four years in Britain for inciting murder and stirring racial hatred by urging followers to kill Americans, Hindus and Jews. Britain deported him to Jamaica in 2007.
At a news conference Sunday, Kimathi made a call and put on speaker phone a man who identified himself to journalists as el-Faisal.
He said he was being held at a prison in Nairobi's industrial area and described the conditions as "horrible."
It was not possible to independently verify the claim.
December 20, 2009
Early Christmas For Jawas?
Inshallahshahheed's blog The ignored Puzzle Pieces of Knowledge and his host forum are offline.
http://www.revolution.ansar1.net/
They seem to have lost hosting. This might be their regular monthly host move. But you know our motto. Never miss a change to make fun of Sammy for his site being down.
Hey in case it stays down can someone make me a 3po flipping the bird. Add Santa Hat.

Ahhh, it was as the Ahki said. The forum is back up. And Sammy too.
Just at a new location.
Ya'll move around a lot ;)
You never know.
Illinois, the Radical Muslim Convention Destination

America's own Hizb ut Tahrir meets tonight.
Sunday, December 20, 2009: terror-linked, pro-sharia Islamist group Hizb ut Tahrir (America) is meeting at the Lombard Community Center, 433 East St. Charles Road, Lombard, from 5:00 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. Lombard is a western suburb of Chicago in DuPage CountyBeside working to turn America into a crap arsed sharia based country, will they also be discussing GITMO detainees coming to Illinois?
I wonder if Inshallahshaheed aka Abu Risaas aka Samir Khan be in attendance as well as the rest of his pro-alQaeda idjits.
December 08, 2009
He's Alive: Sammy Lives (and bin Laden on Taliban Video)

Samir's blog suddenly came back to life yesterday after nearly a month of silence. Still no word from Samir as he leaves the dirty work to his co-blogger "tarbiya".
The latest post? A statement from Azam Tariq, the spokesman for the Pakistani Taliban blaming someone (anyone!) else for the recent bombings. In fact, it's the Pakistani government bombing the, um, Pakistani government to make the Taliban look bad they claim.
And a special note to the White House that has been busy trying to sell the idea that there are important differences between the "Taliban" and "al Qaeda", this image from a special you-know-who is from the official Taliban video message from the leader of the Pakistani Taliban:

I'll also make the note that the Taliban video was released by as-Sahab, al Qaeda's official production arm not the Taliban's.
To recap: A video of the Taliban spokesman distributed by al Qaeda and featuring an image and statement from Osama bin Laden.
Whatever distinction the fantasists at the State Department wish to make in order to minimize the Islamist threat need to end here. There is an organizational distinction between the Taliban and al Qaeda. But so what? There is an organizational difference between the Navy and the Air Force.
As far as goals, means, and methods are concerned there is no difference between al Qaeda and the Taliban. Al Qada's goal is to defeat the US so we will leave Muslim countries, not so they can rule but so that people like the Taliban can rule. And the Taliban wish to defeat the US so that they can rule by the dictates of Sharia law and then help groups like al Qaeda "liberate" other Muslim lands.
Those who wish to think we can defeat al Qaeda without defeating the Taliban are living on wishful thinking and nothing else.
Thanks to Stable Hand.
November 25, 2009
U.S. Islamists Congratulate Fort Hood Murderer, Urge Muslim Soldiers to Follow His Example

A U.S. based jihadi forum has issued a statement calling Nidal Hasan a hero and urged Muslims in the U.S. Army to follow his lead and attack their fellow soldiers:
We hope other “Muslims” in the US army repent from their apostasy and take [Nidal Hasan] as a role model, instilling fear in the enemies of Allah and taking them by surprise wherever they may beThe statement also condemns Muslims in the West for speaking out against the attack.
Well, I can't exactly call this shocking. The forum is overtly supportive of al Qaeda, so why not support the man who murdered so many at Fort Hood in the name of Allah?
The Ansar al-Mujahideen forum is hosted in Brussels, but the English side of the forum is run out of the US. It is internet based, which means that its editorial staff is decentralized, but we do know that North Carolina's Samir Khan helps run it. His blog is now hosted by them, he uses it to distribute his internet magazine, and his clique of friends and al Qaeda fellow travelers congregate there.
To be honest, I've been scratching my head as to why Samir "Inshallahshaheed" (a martyr, God willing) "Abu Risasas" Khan hasn't commented on the shooting. The last post any one put up over at his blog was on the 16th, and the only word on Nidal Hasan has been his reposting of a WaPo article on Anwar al-Awlaki's support of Hasan.
Olly olly oxen free, Sammy! Come out, come out wherever you are!
Samir doesn't officially take credit for the statement, but it looks like his work. But given his other treasonous writings, why not take credit?
I think the answer is twofold. First, inasmuch as this statement is about as far over the line of sedition as they come -- they actually urge others to follow in Hasan's footsteps -- I think he's afraid of legal repurcussions. We all know that no one at the Justice Department has the guts to try a traitor like Samir for sedition, but to the paranoid mind U.S. agents are constantly on the prowl to arrest Muslims for far less.
The second reason I think will become clearer as Hasan's internet connections are made public.
Here are some highlights. I'll reproduce the entire statement below the fold.
We issue this statement in support of the actions of brother Nidal Malik Hassan; as a congratulations for his brave and heroic deed .... May Allah make you an example for others to follow. ....Shocking? Not so much. In fact, par for the course.[Muslims in the US in] no way are to condemn Nidal Malik Hasan or his actions, ... Rather, all Muslims are to regard [Hasan] as a brother and Mujahid who risked his life in avenging the weak and oppressed Muslims around the world....
In conclusion, we again congratulate all Muslims, especially those in the United States, and especially our heroic brother Nidal Malik Hasan, for indeed he has raised our heads and made us proud. He realized the truth about the “war on terror”, and waged his own war on terror. When he realized the sin of being in the army, and when he came to know he may be sent overseas to fight Muslims, he instead chose to fight those who truly deserved to be fought. He risked his life to show that the Muslim Ummah is one Ummah indeed, and that Muslims must target their enemies wherever they may be, even in their own lands. We hope other “Muslims” in the US army repent from their apostasy and take him as a role model, instilling fear in the enemies of Allah and taking them by surprise wherever they may be.
Also par for the course? The lawyerly class running our government calling this "free speech". I wonder what FDR would have to say to those people?
Thanks to Stable Hand.
The entire statement follows. I'll only comment that you should notice that the assumption here is that of infidels fighting the Muslims. The Muslims defined as al Qaeda and the Taliban, but not the many thousands of Muslims fighting against them in the armies of Iraq, Afghanistan, or Pakistan.
In the Name of Allah. All praise is due to Allah, and may peace and blessings be upon the Messenger of Allah, and upon his family, companions, and those who follow his footsteps till the day of Judgment.To proceed:
We issue this statement in support of the actions of brother Nidal Malik Hassan; as a congratulations for his brave and heroic deed, as well as the jealousness he displayed for the pains suffered by the Muslim Ummah as a result of the modern Zionist-Christian Crusades against it. May Allah reward you brother Nidal. We ask Allah to accept this great feat of yours and make you an example for others to follow.We also issue this statement due to the unfortunate yet expected wave of apologetic statements being given around the world which smack of apostasy, especially in the land of the Lead Crusaders, the United States of America, the likes of which are only given either to safeguard their worldly gains from living there, due to their misguidance and ignorance of firm principles which they easily throw away based on their false concepts of “general interest”, or due to the verdicts of misguided or evil scholars.
On this point we briefly state the following:
* The general principle is that it is not allowed for the Muslims to live permanently in the lands of the infidels. The Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him) said:
« أنا بريء من كل مسلم يقيم بين ظهراني المشركين...»
“I am free of every Muslim who lives amongst the polytheists…”* There are scholars who have stated its permissibility, but with the condition that the Muslim is able to practice the tenets of his religion properly, from the most important of which is matters of alliance and disavowal (al-wala’ wal-bara’ - the clear declaration of alliance with the believers and enmity and disassociation from the disbelievers). For most people living amongst the polytheists, this is not something possible.
* It is not permissible for Muslims to aid the infidels in any way in war against the Muslims, whether physically, morally, financially, or strategically. There is a consensus amongst the scholars that whoever does so, even by a mere gesture, has committed an act of apostasy and has left the fold of Islam, based upon the verse:۞ يَا أَيُّهَا الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا لَا تَتَّخِذُوا الْيَهُودَ وَالنَّصَارَىٰ أَوْلِيَاءَ ۘ بَعْضُهُمْ أَوْلِيَاءُ بَعْضٍ ۚ وَمَن يَتَوَلَّهُم مِّنكُمْ فَإِنَّهُ مِنْهُمْ ۗ إِنَّ اللَّهَ لَا يَهْدِي الْقَوْمَ الظَّالِمِينَ
O you who believe! Take not the Jews and the Christians as allies, they are but allies to one another. If any amongst you allies them, then surely he is one of them. Verily, Allah guides not those people who are the wrong-doers. (Al-Ma’idah: 51)Joining the infidel armies is one of the worst forms of this aid.
* The actions of Nidal Malik Hasan were not contrary to the religion of Islam, rather they are encouraged by it, for no covenant exists between Muslims in the U.S. and the U.S. government and army. If there was initially some covenant, that covenant is now void due to the various crimes the United States has committed to break it, from them engaging in war with the Muslims, imprisoning Muslims, and by the rape and abuse of Muslim men and women to name a few.
* If one does hold the opinion that the covenant stands, they in no way are to condemn Nidal Malik Hasan or his actions, as there are legitimate scholars and opinions which state otherwise. Rather, all Muslims are to regard him as a brother and Mujahid who risked his life in avenging the weak and oppressed Muslims around the world, who based his actions on valid and legitimate texts and opinions of scholars. Even if he had not based his actions on valid opinions and indeed was mistaken, the most which would be said that he made a mistake, and that the sin of the infidels was much worse than his mistake, as Allah said in the Qur'an:﴿يَسْأَلُونَكَ عَنِ الشَّهْرِ الْحَرَامِ قِتَالٍ فِيهِ قُلْ قِتَالٌ فِيهِ كَبِيرٌ وَصَدٌّ عَن سَبِيلِ اللّهِ وَكُفْرٌ بِهِ وَالْمَسْجِدِ الْحَرَامِ وَإِخْرَاجُ أَهْلِهِ مِنْهُ أَكْبَرُ عِندَ اللّهِ وَالْفِتْنَةُ أَكْبَرُ مِنَ الْقَتل﴾
They ask you concerning fighting in the Sacred Months. Say, "Fighting therein is a great (transgression) but a greater (transgression) with Allah is to prevent humankind from following the Way of Allah, to disbelieve in Him, to prevent access to the Sacred Mosque, and to drive out its inhabitants, and fitnah is worse than killing…” (‘Al-Baqarah: 217)
This was revealed in regards to a group of Muslims who killed some polytheists of Makkah during the sacred months in which fighting was forbidden. Al-Qurtubi said:
Mujahid and others said that the word fitnah here means disbelief, meaning, “your disbelief is worse than our killing them.” The majority said, “The meaning of fitnah here is putting Muslims through trials which may turn them away from Islam and be destroyed,” and that this is a greater crime than their killing in the forbidden months.
If one reads and ponders over the event mentioned, they will find many benefits indeed.
* We warn all Muslims, both individuals and organizations, to fear Allah in the views they hold and statements they make in regards to the validity of Nidal’s actions, the character of our brother, and the correct Islamic views in relation to matters of this sort. They must be very careful that they do not knowingly or unknowingly fall into disbelief and apostasy.
In conclusion, we again congratulate all Muslims, especially those in the United States, and especially our heroic brother Nidal Malik Hasan, for indeed he has raised our heads and made us proud. He realized the truth about the “war on terror”, and waged his own war on terror. When he realized the sin of being in the army, and when he came to know he may be sent overseas to fight Muslims, he instead chose to fight those who truly deserved to be fought. He risked his life to show that the Muslim Ummah is one Ummah indeed, and that Muslims must target their enemies wherever they may be, even in their own lands. We hope other “Muslims” in the US army repent from their apostasy and take him as a role model, instilling fear in the enemies of Allah and taking them by surprise wherever they may be.
And our final prayer is: All praise be to Allah, the Lord of all that exists.
ولا تنسونا من صالح الدُعاء
Don't Forget Us in Your Prayers
Your Brothers at: Ansar al-Mujahideen
www.ansarnet.info
August 18, 2009
Jihad Magazine Warns of Terror Attacks in Europe (bumped)

Over at Jihad Watch today, Robert links a report that claims:
In an astounding revelation, Al-Qaeda extremists have claimed that home-grown terrorists are plotting to attack targets in Britain.I can't find the original Sun article, but according to Express India the source of The Sun is a website "promoted by supporters of deported hate preacher Abdullah al-Faisal".According to reports, in an internet magazine read by thousands of Islamic extremists Al-Qaeda has labeled Britain and Europe as a bigger enemy than the United States.
It further says that the strikes are being planned by terrorists living in Britain and others overseas, and warns of “spectacular attacks”, 'The Sun' reports.
Pop quiz: Al Faisail's "official" website is run by whom? That's right, New York City's only Jewish al Qaeda supporter, Joseph "Youssef al-Khattab" Cohen.
And the magazine being promoted by Khattab? None other than Charlotte, North Carolina's favorite son, Samir Khan's Jihad Recollection.
So, the the publisher (Khan) and promoter (Cohen) of the magazine containing the alleged threat of a "spectacular attack" are both here in the United States, not in Britain as Robert surmises.
But what of "Abu Talha", the pseudonymous author of the article cited above and entitled, "The raison d’être for Europe’s potential of Jihadi assault"? And whom Spencer surmises is British?
He's American.
Note to "Abu Talha": Hi Zack. Say hi to Rani for me. Is she really as ugly as they say?
Anyway, below is the full text of the article which has caused so much excitement overseas.
You'll see that it is less a warning of impending attacks in Europe and Britain than it is an analysis of why it is more likely that al Qaeda will focus on attacking Europe in the future rather than the US. It's a good window into the jihadi mindset: no matter what Europe does to appease the political demands of Muslims, it will remain in the crosshairs of violent Islamists so long as it does not rectify perceived injuries of over a thousand years ago. This is the kind of backward mentality we are dealing with here.
But before I put the text of the article below the fold, let me once again plug Jarret Brachman's warning about the increasing sophistication of Samir's English language jihad outreach campaign. I'll quote just a little of it:
Here’s my conclusion: the USG can not allow this kind of growth in jihadi sophistication to continue unabated in the United States. This is incitement of terrorism, no matter how many exculpatory qualifications they load up in their websites.As much as we make fun of the basement-dwelling Samir Khan [Yes, he really does -- or did -- live in his mommy's basement] his publications are becoming increasingly sophisticated and his network of supporters grows and grows. More than that, the fact that his blog is now officially part of the Ansar al-Mujahideen network and that the latest issue of his magazine features an article by Anwar al-Awlaki says that what was once a group of jihobbyists -- as Brachman likes to call them -- is becoming more and more connected with actual jihadis.
That is, at some point law enforcement and policymakers are going to have to make a choice: must we wait until after someone inspired by Khan and company acts upon his incitement, commits an act of terror, and leaves innocents dead in their wake to consider his activities criminal?
If that is the case, then the lessons of 9/11 have truly gone unlearned.
Text of Zakariya "Abu Talha" al-Amrekee's article below.
An attack on the West is usually pictured as on some American building or base but the reality is that America has not been attacked at home by Al-Qa`idah since the attacks on New York and Washington. However, Europe has been on its toes since day one and it never ceases to be a target in its homeland. Shaykh Mustapha Abu al-Yazid said in an interview with al-Jazeera that the reason for the decline in spectacular attacks is not that the Mujahideen are unable to reach America but rather a matter of strategy. Attacks in Europe hold much more strategic and political advantages for the Mujahideen. It goes way beyond what Obama stated as proximity because what is distance when the difference is a few hours on a plane? Although proximity helps keep operations less expensive and less risky, the factors that decide the location is really the goals and aspirations of the coordinators for such an attack.Europe owes the Muslim Ummah equal to or more than the Untied States in terms of crimes they have committed, blood they have spilt, haughty insults
towards the Islamic religion and dismantling of the Islamic Caliphate. For example, if Denmark was attacked due to its crime of insulting our beloved Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him, such an operation would be in retaliation of the Messenger of Allah’s honor and would have no place in America. Europe carries the responsibility of bringing the Caliphate to an end, they are the ones who established the state of Israel and they have stolen many lands from the Muslims foremost among them al-Andalus. Thus, we can say that Europe is more of an enemy than America but they are not the head of Infidelity such as America and they do not have as much power and control over Muslim territory as much as their allied partner does. Consequently, in one front, there is a fight against America and her NATO allies on Muslim soil which was made possible through the attacks of 9/11, and on the other hand is the war of retaliation upon Europe at home.Recent attacks in Europe such as Glasgow, Madrid or the continuous massive arrests in the UK show relentless activity from both the youth of international jihad movements and homegrown citizens. In fact, Europe has been a Jihadi hub since the 90’s from the events of Bosnia and Herzegovina to the attacks in France by the Algerian Armed Group on the underground train. The Jihadi
operations in any targeted European country outnumber the attacks on America and the trend has continued and from what we can see, it seems it will continue in the future unless if the European Union collectively decides to adhere to the demands of the freedom fighters. Event after event is starting to spell out that if Europe continues upon its current trends and direction, it will eventually face generations of angered Muslims who will either adopt the war of attrition or stick to an exploding campaign of carrying out ‘spectacular attacks’. If such a day does come, then it should not come as a surprise to anyone, especially the terrorism analysts, due to the climate of hatred towards Europe’s past and present. Since such a campaign was foiled in Canada, then what to say about the already-triggered explosion of the Muslim youth that hasten towards revenge for the sake of Islam and martyrdom in Allah’s path?
July 28, 2009
Soooo, sad......
http://ansarnet.info/

I'm not claiming responsibility. Nor am I shedding any tears.
June 08, 2009
Attn: Inshallahshaheed
Since your blog has turned into an advertisement for hot infidel chicks and cheap apartments for rent, we've felt pity for you.
We know your're all alone in mommy's basement stuffing yourself with kababs and ice cream. Better watch it Sammy or you'll end up a martyring yourself with a knife and fork. Which would be quite ironically very American of you.
So we've decided to offer you free and clear hosting at your choice of any of our following blogs.
Zionist Internet Cabal
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Just drop us a line and let us know which one you'd like.
;)
June 02, 2009
Never Miss a Chance to ...
..make fun of Inshallahshaheed's blog being down.
http://revolution.thabaat.net/
What Sammy? Did your host forget to pay his bill? And why does he put all his other sites before yours?
May 28, 2009
The Traitors Walk Among Us
Writing from Charlotte, Samir Khan on Taliban bombing in Lahore:
It’s about time that the ISI starts facing the wrath of the Mujahideen. This attack seems to have been done to further destabilize the authority of the Murtadeen and to undermine their efforts by surprising them and to show that the hand of the Jihad can smash them wherever they are.Islam 4 UK on Taliban operations in SWAT, writing from London:
Our role is very clear, "...if they (Muslims) seek your help in religion (because of an invasion, earthquake), it is your duty to help them" [EMQ 8:72] and our beloved Prophet Muhammad (saw) said, "Fight the pagans with your life (physically), your wealth (financially) and tongue (verbally)." [Sunan Nisaai] and remember if you do the minimum type of Jihad when you are capable of doing the greater Jihad then the burden will never be lifted off your shoulders.
May 17, 2009
Sammy and Joey Release Jihad Recollections #2
I've not really had a chance to look it over much. Of interest might be this Article from Younus Aldullah Muhammad of Revolution Muslim. Old timers here might might recognize him from Joey's "Rocky" youtube video.

Barack Obama represents an interesting American phenomenon that is the fruition of a form of liberal fascism that has been coalescing around the United States since the end of World War II. Certainly the policies of nationalism and imperialism never ended but, in the event they come disguised in slogans of peace and with a dictator that is loved all over, there is a very real possibility that the vision for fascist control over the entire world could be realized. Obamanomics is fascism and is the greatest threat to humanity today.The release is here posted by the Inshallahshaheed (Sammy) user on Islamic Awakening. Formatted just like any other terrorist group release. It features and promotes just about every al-Qaeda figure ever known from Ayman al-Zawahiri to Abu Mus’ab al-Suri.

There is also an article on "America Bully among Bullies" by G.S.U. student Al(e)x Stewart.
If you are not already disgusted enough by this, here's more members of the Revolution Muslim just a few blocks from Ground Zero in NYC calling Americas Army the Army of Shaytan (Satan) and openly calling for Jihad against ourselves at Weasel Zippers.
I guess the Obi-One and three letter people are going to let Samir Khan, Yousef al-Khattab, Alex Stewart, Younus Abdullah Muhammad and their helpers in Dublin and other places f*ck around* till they actually inspire someone to mass murder?
Guess so.
Update: More analysis from Laura Mansfield who points out this quote from a section on how the al-Qaeda supporter should treat new recruits AKA reverts.
Now, I know the disbelieving media outlets will look at this list and make up some childish statement such as, 'Jihadists devise strategic list to make converts into terrorists'. My advice to them is: if you have a problem with Jihad, then you have a problem with our religion. Jihad is not just a strategic means to a greater political goal for us, but it is also an act of worship which Allah loves and sanctions.Call us terrorists or fanatics; we don't care because this is our religion and we are proud to be on the side of the virtuous
(*ie conspire together with agents both domestic and foreign to lend aid and comfort to officially designated terrorist and terrorist groups, al-Qaeda and the Taliban, in their efforts to make war on the united states by producing propaganda and recruiting materials to aid them in their declared war against the people of the United States)
May 05, 2009
Meanwhile, in Charlotte......
Just in case you didn't already know where Samir Khan stood on the "should American soldiers be killed for wanting to share Christianity?" question:
And this now gives the Mujahideen a higher spirit and greater reason to fight and massacre as many US Soldiers as possible. In addition, it will attract more Muslims to the Jihadi Cause to fight this Crusader Army who came to our lands to fight for their false religion. [emphasis mine]Now, Samir will argue that he's not advocating the killing of American soldiers, but, come on. Notice that he uses "our" when talking about the lands in which jihadis fight U.S. soldiers?
I wonder if tough guy Sam thinks of himself as a jihadi?
Why are we jihadi’s [sic] quiet about the CIA torture memos that have been dominating the news in the United States? [emphasis mine]I guess so.
But as bad as Samir is in inciting Muslims to kill his fellow Americans, his readers are worse:
--- May Allah destroy them through the hands of the Jundullah in Afghanistan. Ameen!Can someone tell me why this doesn't rise to the level of incitement to violence?--- May Allah destroy them through the hands of the Jundullah in Afghanistan. Ameen!
Ya Rabb Ameen!!!!!
---If ye find not a sharpening block,
Sharpen ye then ye sword upon the neck of the infidel…Takbir!
Come on Samir, if you're really such a "tough guy" (pun intended, Sammy knows what I'm talking about) then can you answer one single question: do you support al Qaeda and/or the Taliban?
If you an answer that in the negative without redefining the words "Taliban" or "al Qaeda" beyond their normal uses then I will retract every post I've ever written about you.
If you won't answer, or cannot do so without so much hemming and hawing that it stretches the limits of credulity, then I am seriously contemplating a reassessment of my "do not publish Samir's home address" policy.
May 01, 2009
Fox Discovers Samir Khan's Magazine
We started getting a number of hits earlier today from people searching for Samir Khan's magazine "Jihad Recollections". Odd given that the magazine was published in early April. But I guess Sammy is always good for a few hits as a surprising number of Americans are shocked each and every time a jihadist living amongst us is exposed -- even if it's the same jihadi over and over again.
The hits can be explained by this Fox article which has some good analysis of the magazine from Steve Emerson and Jarret Brachman. It also has this odd comment:
It is not clear what connection, if any, the magazine has to Al Qaeda or its followers. It is published by the “Al Fursan Media Foundation,” but FOX News could not find such an organization or a way to contact them for comment.Hey Fox, call me. I have contact info if you want it.
And, yes, al Fursan is a real organization. However, it is a virtual organization.
Then there's this:
Whoever is behind “Jihad Recollections” has a strange mix of opinion with one focus: seemingly to spread the message of Islamic jihad at the expense of Americans.It kind of makes me think that the article was written by someone who just Googled "Jihad Recollections" and didn't actually talk to either Emerson or Brachman but rather "quote" them in the sense that they're quoting their websites.
I know for a fact that Dr. Brachman knows that Samir Khan is behind al Fursan and the magazine as we've chatted about it on a number of occasions. I strongly suspect Steve Emerson knows about Sammy's connection as well.
In any event let me use this opportunity to remind Sammy that: a) he's a pussy and b) he's a pussy.
That is all.
April 28, 2009
Guy Who Threatened to Terrorize Rusty's Family Now Says Swine Flu a Plague Sent by Allah
Samir Kahn says Swine Flu Allah's curse on the U.S. for being infidels or something.
So, what explains your inability to move out of your mom's basement and/or to get laid?
And Samir isn't the only eHadi who sees Swine Flu as God's punishment on the Great Satan.
It's not so much irony as it is stupidity that credits Allah's hand in every minor problem the U.S. faces (a flu "epidemic" that has killed no one, a recession that has increased unemployment marginally) and yet all of the major problems facing the Islamic world (entire nations impoverished, epidemics that kill tens of thousands, natural disasters which kill tens of thousands) are either overlooked or blamed on the J-O-Os.
April 22, 2009
Samir Khan's Idiotic Magazine Hits MSM: How Gay is the Jihadi Workout?
Dude, when even the normally nuanced and sympathetic MSM makes fun of your retarded jihadi magazine, you know you've done something wrong.
I'll remind readers that we broke the story about Samir Khan's Jihad Recollections magazine.
Point?
Had you been reading Jawa Report you would have known about the jihadi workout on April 6th.
Also, f*ck you Samir!
Oh, and Brachman continues to smack down another of the authors of Jihad Recollections here. In fact, should we expect you to be outing Abu Abdullah as-Sayf sometime soon, Jarret?
UPDATE: Image added because I don't think you realize just how gay* this is until you actually see it. And I mean flaming.

*I actually feel bad calling Ibn al-Mubarak, the author of this particular article, a queerbag. Not so much because calling someone a fag dehumanizes homosexuals -- which it does, and that's why I feel slightly bad -- but because it humanizes terrorist scumbags like al-Mubarak too much to compare them to homesexuals.
But they hate being called gay almost as much as they fear the vagina, so apologies to the gay community but I think I'm going to continue to use the term as a pejorative in cases such as these.
I'd call them vermin but that's way too insulting to vermin, and not nearly as insulting to the jihadis.
April 19, 2009
AlQaeda Child Abuse
Samir Khan aka Inshallahshaheed aka Abu Risaas, aka Abu Jabbal, aka Abu H***n is jumping for joy over this.
Kirkuk, Iraq: Iraqi security forces have arrested four children who were recruited by Al Qaeda to carry out suicide attacks in and around the northern city of Kirkuk, an army general said yesterday.It is common belief that the souls of "shuhada"(martyrs) are carried in the hearts of green birds.“Special forces units have arrested an organisation of children consisting of four individuals under the age of 14 who call themselves the ‘Birds of Paradise’,” General Abdelamir Al Zaidi said.
“The group relies on children and is connected to Al Qaeda. It works to recruit children and young people to carry out suicide attacks and to aid the terrorist groups in detonating roadside bombs,” he said.
The name of the group likely comes from the traditional Islamic belief that when children die they become birds in paradise.
Samir Khan aka Inshallahshaheed aka Abu Risaas, aka Abu Jabbal, aka Abu H****n is such a propagandist. He has been spreading this lie for a long time. Besides a terrorist propagandist, Samir Khan is a child abuser and he is proud of it.
April 16, 2009
Teabagging vs Tax Day Tea Parties
MSM is way off base here, ghey terrorist supporters are teabaggers, ask Samir Khan aka Inshallahshaheed, Joey Cohen aka Yousef al-Khattab, Alex Stewart aka Al X or the worst teabagger abu Abdullah As-sayf
For thousands of Americans, Tax Day was a moment to protest what they see as bloated budgets and a pile of debt being passed on to their children.Stay classy liberals.For CNN, MSNBC and other media outlets, it was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to use the word "teabagging" in a sentence.
Teabagging, for those who don't live in a frat house, refers to a sexual act involving part of the male genitalia and a second person's face or mouth.
So when the anti-tax "tea party" protests were held Wednesday across the country, cable anchors and guests -- who for weeks had all but ignored the story -- covered the protests by cracking a litany of barely concealed sexual references.
CNN anchor Anderson Cooper interspersed "teabagging" references with analyst David Gergen's more staid commentary on how Republicans are still "searching for their voice."
"It's hard to talk when you're teabagging," Cooper explained. Gergen laughed, but Cooper kept a straight face.
MSNBC's David Shuster weaved a tapestry of "Animal House" humor Monday as he filled in for Countdown host Keith Olbermann.
The protests, he explained, amount to "Teabagging day for the right wing and they are going nuts for it."
He described the parties as simultaneously "full-throated" and "toothless," and continued: "They want to give President Obama a strong tongue-lashing and lick government spending." Shuster also noted how the protesters "whipped out" the demonstrations this past weekend.
Related: Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D-Ill.) blasted "tea party" protests yesterday, labeling the activities "despicable" and shameful." Drudge had the headline up with Flashback: Dear hubby was convicted of bank fraud and tax evasion in 2005.
Update: MM vs Matt Taibbi
April 09, 2009
Get Your Holocaust & Jihad Swag Now!
I forgot to put this up earlier, but it deserves it's own post anyway. In Brachman's page by page review of Samir Khan's new English language jihad publication, he notes that one of the authors is Abu Abdullah as-Sayf. He also notes that as-Sayf has his own line of clothing.
I noticed this morning that he also is working on a new blog to try to sell his shirts. The blog is still under construction, but notice how he plans on selling "im-not-anti-semitic-just-anti-jewish" shirts.
Really? Not anti-semetic? Then care to explain this "final solution" shirt? I've included a screenshot of the shirt's description above the pic of the shirt itself.
Holocaust chic, it's all the rage among the bros!
Other swag from Sammy's friend?
Because nothing says Islam is peace like Islamic fundamentalists with guns and fantasies of shooting up the Statue of Liberty.
UPDATE: Come to think of it, having a bullseye printed on the chest of any one who wears these shirts is kind of convenient......
Al Qaeda: A Media Company that Employs Terrorism
If Samir Khan's al Fursan produced Jihad Recollection sucks as bad as I think it does, does it really matter? According to Jarret Brachman, yes:
t makes more hardcore stuff available in English, it’s produced by an American citizen, it’s directed at radicalizing Americans, Canadians, Brits and Aussies and strengthening an al-Qaida identity among its readers and it actualizes the kind of self-styled jihadi propaganda army of one philosophy advanced by Abu Musab al-Suri....Wow, a very astute point.Here’s what’s important to remember. In many ways, al-Qaida has transformed itself from a terrorist organization that uses the media to a media organization that employs terrorism. Consider the fact that al-Qaida now uses its media logo, as-Sahab, as its primary brand driver. This is not coincidence.
I don't know how Jarret actually finds it in him to go over Sammy's publication page by page. I find my eyes start to bleed after about page 12. But if you're up for the page by page analysis, keep an eye on his site.
Thanks to Ubiwar.
April 08, 2009
American Based Jihad Magazine Analyzed

Two serious looks at Samir Khan's Jihad Recollections, the first major English language pro-al Qaeda magazine which, I'll remind you once again, was produced right here in the US.
I say major now because I've been reminded that at Tibyan has already produced a jihad mag in English. It might be splitting hairs, but it seems to me that what at Tibyan was really doing was just translating pre-existing jihadi material and then compiling that with the look of a magazine. In any event, Jihad Recollections is much more polished and contains original essays.
The most comprehensive review of Khan's al Fursan production is by Jarrett Brachman. Dr. Brachman plans to go over the publication page by page and he's already provided some history of Khan's media jihad as background. Just pop over the home page and keep checking back as he posts new analysis (loaded with snark directed at Sammy).
The second look at Jihad Recollections is by Thomas Hegghammer over at Jihadica. He notes the high production value of the publication and speculates, given the language structure of it, that it was produced in North America.
No need to speculate, Tom. Al Fursan is Samir Khan's personal attempt at replicating the work of groups like GIMF. And as we all know, he's in Charlotte.
We also now know, thanks to self promotion over at Revolution Muslim, that Yousef Khattab's street dawa buddy Younus Abdullah Muhammad, who lives in New York, was also involved in its production:
Al-Fursan presents the new jihadi magazine Jihad Recollections. In this inaugural edition, revolutionmuslim.com's chief analyst, Younus Abdullah Muhammad, wrote the lead article.I'm guessing that at least one other author is in Ireland and that most of the others can be found hanging around Sammy's forum. Thanks to Howie.
April 06, 2009
Update: Swat Teen, Chand Bibi, Denies Flogging By Taliban
Update on: Video: Taliban Whip 17 Yr. Old Girl
It stands to reason she would deny it. Had she told the truth, the Taliban would prepare a stoning pit for her. Away from any cell phone cameras of course. :
PESHAWAR: Chand Bibi, the young girl who was shown being flogged by the Swat Taliban in a videotape aired on television channels, gave a statement to a Qazi, or judge, on Sunday, denying the incident.There is a lot of controversy over this issue. For instance, terrorist propagandist Samir Khan aka Inshallahshaheed has been working hard to clean up the image of the Taliban since this first aired:Mian Iftikhar Hussain, the NWFP information minister, told our sources that she made the statement to Mohammad Riaz, the judge of the Qazi Court for Matta Tehsil, and the commissioner of Malakand division, Syed Mohammad Javed, both of whom visited her village, Kala Killay, in Kabal Swat district on Sunday.
Quoting the commissioner, Mian Iftikhar said the girl, Chand Bibi, made it clear that she was indeed married to Adalat Khan and everyone in the village knew about it. She refuted the reports that both of them were flogged by the Taliban as punishment for maintaining illicit relations and then forcibly married.
The Times of India have reported that the woman in question that was supposedly flogged, came out and confirmed - just as Haji Muslim Khan said - that the video was a fabrication; her husband also said the same. If this is true - and seeing that this is an official incident with the courts - what does that tell you?Taliban/terrorist sympathizer Inshallahshaheed sucks the testes of of those he follows as well as those who believe his propaganda. It's the teh ghey way....It tells you to stop talking about this issue and move on.
April 05, 2009
Good News: First U.S. Based Pro-al Qaeda Magazine Released

It's called Jihad Recollections and is a production of Charlotte, NC al Qaeda supporter Samir Khan's self-styled jihad media company, as-Fursan. You can download a PDF version at the links provided by Sammy here.
The magazine is 70 pages of the same kind of garbage that you'd expect from al Qaeda itself, and certainly not from an American living in North Carolina. It seems to be imitating several other jihad magazines, which started with al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula's Voice of Jihad.
In addition to links to al Qaeda produced videos all within a clear context of support (note to Sammy: many of your links don't work. Better luck embedding them next time) It includes two English feature length articles by al Qaeda's #1 and #2: Four Practical Steps to Expand the Global Jihad, by Osama bin Laden, and Have We Forgotten Who Is America?, by Ayman al-Zawahiri and Nasir al-Fahd.

Another article is a translation of an al-Qaeda produced video extolling the virtues of former operational leader Abu Laith al-Libi.
There's some fairly laughable poetry, articles about getting in shape (do I look fat in this bomb belt?), what appear to be advertisements but are really links to al Qaeda videos and sermons by the likes of American jihad supporter living in exile Anwar al-Awlaki.
Sammy's authors also warn Muslims in the West not to integrate and there is even an article predicting that Islam will one day conquer Rome. Don't worry, the author seems to mention Rome only metaphorically. In fact, by Rome he seems to mean either Saudi Arabia or the United States (Yes, it's that poorly written and is filled with the quotes from Osama bin Laden and an odd assortment of conspiracy theorists.)
The most worrisome articles, though, aren't the two aimed at teaching wanna-be terrorists about the technologies behind EMP and night-vision --- even though we are told that "through war booty, we can expect to see more mujahideen using night vision in their strategies." No, I think the most worrisome article is one entitled Principles of Guerrilla Warfare.

Clearly the point of the magazine is to gain sympathy for al Qaeda, the Taliban, Shabaab, and any other violent Islamist terrorist organizations (except, of course, Shia terrorists who Sammy claims are murtadeen [apostates]).
I'm not sure what allowing the likes of Samir Khan --- and whoever his coauthors are --- to vocally support the enemies of the United States and to incite others during a shooting war to lend support to those enemies [note, though, that while Samir encourages others to go off and fight the kaffir Americans in Iraq and Afghanistan -- reminding Muslims of the personal obligation of jihad -- that he conveniently writes this from an affluent suburban Charlotte home from the comfort of mommy and daddy's basement] says about where our country has gone?
Is this a sign of the complete wussification of America that we allow traitors to walk around as if the founding principles of the country were laid out by Benedict Arnold?
Or is this a sign of strength that people like Khan are so fringe that no matter how loudly and directly they support our enemies in a time of war, that the likelihood of actual incitement is so small from their words that ignoring them as crackpots really is the best policy?
Part of me wants to say the latter, but I'm haunted by images of Americans fighting in Somalia who were convinced that it was their duty to go kill infidels by words just like those found in Samir's magazine.
And also by an old TV interview of a man handing out pro-Cuban propaganda and who appeared to be a quack. Turned out he was a quack. His name was Lee Harvey Oswald. Sometimes quack and dangerous are not mutually exclusive categories.
Hat tip: Jennifer.
March 28, 2009
Inshallahshaheed: Warning, This Video Contains Music
Terrorist lover Samir Khan aka Inshallahshaheed is shocked this Muslim dares to sing. Could he be jealous of this artists popularity? It's hard to have friends/admirers when they splode all the time.
Sammy, why don't you go yuck fourself...[Warning: there is music in this video]
Notice how haraam Music has become ‘Art’ for Sami Yusuf. This is indeed from the whispers of Shaytan.Look at how he justifies Music and refutes the ‘Ulema!
“Its… its… an international thing… a human thing… Umm… I’m not a Scholar…”
If you’re not a Scholar, then shut your mouth and stop singing if you don’t know the reasons why its forbidden.
March 11, 2009
A Gift For The Filthy Traitor Inshallahshaheed
AKA Samir Z Khan, AKA Abu Risaas, AKA Abu Jabbal, AKA Abu H****n AKA Mommy's little headache.....Since mommy is tired and works hard cleaning up after you, we thought we'd try and help out. A nice gesture might be to help out around the house. Maybe cook dinner now and then. That way you can show how much you care that mommy takes the time to wash your underpants. And what could be better than this awesome Porkgasm?!!?
Bacon strips, bacon sausage, ham sausage, ham slices, smoked pork sausage and roasted pork belly surrounded by ground sausage shaped into a pig, wrapped in bacon and roasted. Garnished with chili ears and tail.
Hmmmm, mmmmmm!!!! Hope Mrs. Khan enjoys it.
P.S. Oh and your blog is down.....again....and your video on youtube....Just letting you know, cause we like to be all kind and helpful and stuff.
Dear Samir Khan, We're Still Shaking in Our Boots
We're scared. Real scared. [/sarcasm]
Q: What's a mujahideen like you still doing living in mommy's basement? Shouldn't you be off fighting the infidels or something?
Unrelated exit question: Kel Tec PF 9. Yeah or neah?
March 09, 2009
Sammywatch: American Muslim Prays for Release of al Qaeda Terrorists
Samir Khan once again shows his loyalties. And he has the audacity in his last attack on me to claim I'm targeting him only for "destroying the image of the United States." No, Sammy, that's not it.
It's because you are an American citizen who, in a time of war, actively promotes the enemies of the United States and gives them aid and comfort. By definition, this makes you a traitor.
Samir Khan reacting to news about the upcoming trial in Syria of Shaker al- Abssi, the founder of al Qaeda's affiliate in Lebanon, Fatah al-Islam, and 28 other Salaafi terrorists:
May Allah make his affair easier, free him from the hands of the Taaghoot [those worshiped besides Allah] and allow him to roam Allah’s earth freely.PS--Did you have fun moving your data server this weekend?
Update by Howie:And again yesterday. Gee Sammy.....troubles?
March 07, 2009
Noted Internet Islamotard Makes Scary Video That Has Us Hiding Under Our Beds
Samir Khan, you silly little goat humping pedophile worshiping homo, do your mommy and daddy, whose basement you still live in, know you're making scary videos like this? Bad Samir, momma's probably going to take your goat away for a week.
What a clown. While he's making stupid threatmantic (threatening AND romantic, because he really loves us) videos, we Jawas are stocking up on ammo.
Update: Oops, it sucks to be Samir.
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UPDATE by Rusty: Man, I always miss out on all the fun! I didn't even get to see Samir and Musab double teaming that goat.
Update by Howie:
I sort of remember some email about some threat or something, but then I must have gotten distracted....

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March 05, 2009
American Muslim Praises Pakistan Shrine Bombing

A bomb rips through a Suffi shrine in Pakistan demolishing it. The terrorists behind the act left a note that worshipping at such shrines is sinful and that -- horror! -- women were coming to pray at the shrine. So, how does Charlotte, North Carolina Islamist Samir Khan react?
AllahuAkbar, this is great news. The Mujahideen are cleaning up the Shirk in Pakistan.This from a guy who hides behind the very same First Amendment he is actively seeking to destroy.
I dunno, are our Samir Khan posts getting boring? I mean, this certainly isn't the worst thing he's supported given that he's expressed support for al Qaeda over and over. At least no one was killed in the explosion.
But if Sammy or one of his fans wouldn't mind commenting on this, I think we'd all like to know where he stands:
One woman has died and 28 people have been injured in an attack on the Presbyterian Christian community in the village of Songo, in the district of Gujranwala, province of Punjab. The attack took place on the evening of March 2: at 8 p.m., a group of Muslim inhabitants opened fire on the faithful who had gathered in the church for prayer. The woman, named Shakeela, died on the spot, while other members of the faithful suffered injuries of various kinds while they were seeking to flee from the bullets or to protect the pastor. The attackers broke the windows of the church, destroyed the Bibles and the other prayer books, and removed the cross from the roof of the building.No equivocation, Sammy. No, "but Christians kill Muslims all the time" bullshit -- we both know that the vast majority of Muslim civilians killed in the world are killed by other Muslims.The victims of the attacks say that this was a premeditated action, and recount that in the previous weeks they had received a number of threats from the attackers.
You support the destroying of religious shrines that you consider "shirk". Do you also support the killing of civilians who you consider "apostates" or who might be engaged in actively trying to convert Muslims to some other religion?
February 27, 2009
Miracle of Allah!!! "Unbeliever Dead vs Believing Dead"
Jawa's beotch Samir Khan aka Inshallahshaheed[Anonymouse] explains the miracles of Allah.
No disbeliever can explain the amazing miracles of the shaheed’s physical body. Why then do they continue to resist accepting Islam? If Science cannot explain how the dead body of a Muslim fighter is entirely different from the dead body of any disbelieving fighter, then what makes you non-Muslims doubt in Islam?Followers of Inshallashaheed truly believe dead body parts of martyrs have a sweet smell of incense. This is Sammy's way of brainwashing the followers of Allah. He blogs from mommies basement to convert Muslims to extremism, all the while in the safety of mommie & daddie's home.
February 22, 2009
Beotch Slapped: Inshallahshaheed aka Samir Khan Pwnd Again!
Sammy appears to like cutting and pasting Bill Roggio's articles complete with hot linking the images. He did it again! But Howie told Bill and the rest is history!
Sammy is Howie's beotch again!
Roggio left this message:

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Update: Preparation H must be working on the brain of Yousef al-Khattab(see above) sockpuppet left this comment: (BTW, I knew, just jerking with Joey)
Boy, just a kinda slow learner? Derak Edit commentDelete comment Homepage |Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 10:14:11 AM | #He is NOT he slow lerner. He is gut Muslim and knows for the law, that all Zionist media is stolen works and paid for by sweat of Muslim oppressed peoples.
He only take to take back that which Zionist media whores have taken from him. Is right to FREE SPEECH!
If you know like this AMERICAN FREE SPEECH you go to the HELL! as all kafir got to the HELL!Yousef al-Khattab Edit commentDelete comment Homepage |Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 10:55:09 AM | #
Update by Howie: Yes, Sammy is my beotch, I sent him out to clean the hog pen early this morning. I doubt that is the actual Yousef, He doesn't write like that. Plus, we are running a "sock puppet Yousef" thingy. But I'll check...maybe.
Beotch Slapped: Inshallahshaheed aka Samir Khan Pwnd Again!
Sammy appears to like cutting and pasting Bill Roggio's articles complete with hot linking the images. He did it again! But Howie told Bill and the rest is history!
Sammy is Howie's beotch again!
Roggio left this message:

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Update: Preparation H must be working on the brain of Yousef al-Khattab(see above) sockpuppet left this comment: (BTW, I knew, just jerking with Joey)
Boy, just a kinda slow learner? Derak Edit commentDelete comment Homepage |Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 10:14:11 AM | #He is NOT he slow lerner. He is gut Muslim and knows for the law, that all Zionist media is stolen works and paid for by sweat of Muslim oppressed peoples.
He only take to take back that which Zionist media whores have taken from him. Is right to FREE SPEECH!
If you know like this AMERICAN FREE SPEECH you go to the HELL! as all kafir got to the HELL!Yousef al-Khattab Edit commentDelete comment Homepage |Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 10:55:09 AM | #
Update by Howie: Yes, Sammy is my beotch, I sent him out to clean the hog pen early this morning. I doubt that is the actual Yousef, He doesn't write like that. Plus, we are running a "sock puppet Yousef" thingy. But I'll check...maybe.
February 20, 2009
Inshallahshaheed AKA Samir Khan Steals Bill Roggio's Post Gets PWN3d!
You would think that as many times as this moron, Samir Khan, has been burned, he would learn about stealing other peoples stuff.
Samir Khan linked To Bill Roggio's article in Long War Journal today. Samir used very poor blog manners and actually reposted Roggios entire article. He even was fool enough to hotlink the images from the story and steal Long War Journal's bandwidth.
Then Howie emailed Bill Roggio.
Then Sammy had to edit his post.....
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Bwhahahaaaaaaa! Sammy you are so PWNED again my cheap little thieving bitch.
February 17, 2009
My In Box: No, I Don't Want To Join Your Ghey Group
Pro-terrorists, thanks but no thanks I don't want to join your ghey group. You can keep the gheyness to yourselves.
I know you have been trying to convert me but get real. Do I want to look like this shaheed? Why are all of you ghey?

Allah knows a ghey when he sees one, repent or fear Allah as he knows best.
Update by Trollhammer Nice try, goat humping Islamotards. In the future, please sign Rusty up for teh ghey camping sites. Unlike SH and I, he digs it.
Update by Stable Hand: Muslim convert Joey Cohen aka Yousef al-Khattab what part of no do you not understand? I told you I didn't want to join your ghey group. Save the butthole tips to someone else who is into ghey sex

February 12, 2009
America's Favorite al Qaeda Supporter Just Begging for Ass Kicking

If it's not enough that in a single week that Charlotte blogger, Samir Khan (aka, inshallahshaheed), praises the Taliban killing civilians in Afghanistan, he had to go and post a picture of an infant Osama bin Laden. Luck would have it that this isn't really a baby OBL, but one of Osama's nephews.
But notice that Sammy uses the phrase 'Masha'Allah' in describing the presumed Osama bin Laden baby. When do Muslims use the phrase?
Definition: "As God has willed" -- this phrase is used when admiring or praising something or someone, in recognition that all good things come from God and are blessings from Him.I hear Hitler was a cute kid, too. They grow up.Pronunciation: ma-shah-Allah
Alternate Spellings: mashallah
Examples: What a cute baby, masha'Allah!
January 31, 2009
Sandcrawler PSA: Samir Khan Wedding Announcement
Since Samir Khan AKA Inshallahshaheed of the terrorist/al-Qaeda sympathizing blog the Ignored Puzzle Pieces of on Knowledge somehow lost their DNS again....
revolution.thabaat.net
Firefox can't find the server at revolution.thabaat.net.
www.thabaat.net = [ ]
...I figured we'd help out our old buddy Sammy. See the deal is that Sammy is getting married, Yes he finally found a female (other than his mommy) willing to spend the rest of her life with Sammy behind her. We've even been able to find an image of his blushing bride...below the fold.

Ahh how sweet, she looks so receptive.
We at Jawa Report wish all the best to Sammy and his newfound love.
(Update: It appears that Thabaat.net's DNS is in the process of coming back. The main site is back up expect Sammy to follow shortly. Yup its all back)














