February 18, 2015

Sandcrawler PSA: Teach Yourself Not to Hit

Stop hitting yourself!

Me I'd have just thrown some water on myself and claimed I was waterboarded.

By Howie at 01:52 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA:" Who To Block

I mean, how do you avoid the Zionist Internet Cabal anyway, what you need is some sort of list. That way once you block the Zionists.... they can't see you.

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Never mind.

By Howie at 11:54 AM | Comments |

February 13, 2015

Abu Abdul-Rahman Thing T. Thing Reverts to Islam

Or 100% proof that Allah wanted al-Harith bin-Ghazi al-Nadhari dead.



By Howie at 11:05 AM | Comments |

February 12, 2015

Where's Rusty?

It's hard to walk after major surgery.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 07:17 PM | Comments |

February 09, 2015

And Now A Parting Message from Radio Shack

Nostalgia, its so outdated.

By Howie at 10:15 AM | Comments |

January 29, 2015

Video: Female Russian Hacker Disables Car!

Never underestimate the power of a woman, with an axe to grind

By Howie at 04:17 PM | Comments |

November 12, 2014

Where's Rusty?

Is that a chainsaw in your pants or are you just happy to see Vinnie?


By Howie at 10:45 AM | Comments |

November 08, 2014

Imperial Stormtroopers Deploy to Ferguson


By Howie at 10:14 AM | Comments |

November 05, 2014

Actually, This Guy Might Just Need Some Manscaping

They call it a mistake. I call it good advertising:

A Turkish company has inadvertently used an image of the imprisoned al-Qaeda official Khalid Sheikh Mohammed in an advert for a hair removal product, it's reported....

The cosmetics company used it alongside the caption: "That hair will not shed itself," The Daily Sabah website reports. But the company which created the advert is keen to point out he was chosen for his profuse body hair, not his terrorist activities. "We didn't know that he was a terrorist,"

Thanks to Hairless Phil.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 03:01 PM | Comments |

October 31, 2014

And Now For Something Really Scary

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By Howie at 08:30 AM | Comments |

October 28, 2014

Sandcrawler PSA: Ebola! Its Sexy!

Trick me. Treat me. Make me feel cheap.



By Howie at 07:58 AM | Comments |

October 13, 2014

Where is Dr. Rusty Shackleford? Advanced Weapons Division Edition

Just another 4 billion dollar hammer.

A top secret weapons development program has been scrapped after countless allegations of misconduct and numerous injuries were sustained by soldiers and Marines in Afghanistan, Duffel Blog has learned.

Dubbed “The Lightsaber,” the weapon (nomenclature MR2D2) was a near perfect imitation of those carried by Jedi Knights in the iconic Star Wars movies.

“Even with having the most professional military in the world,” said Pentagon spokesman George Little, “we did not anticipate the unintended consequences. Apparently, when you give soldiers a weapon they’ve dreamed about their entire lives, their intelligence drops to the level of a retarded monkey.”


By Howie at 09:10 AM | Comments |

October 01, 2014

Zionist Whores' Hot Decadent Sexuality Interfering With Brothers' Ability to Concentrate on Their Deen

*LOL, best interview with a Muj ever.

At 1:15 Drink the spiritual milk from the divine mammary.


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Hat Tip: Tarek.

*It may be satire but sometimes real life and satire aren't all the far apart.

By Howie at 03:41 PM | Comments |

August 05, 2014

Oh Sh*ts! of the Day

More? why not.

LOL..... Oh sh*t!

I mean standing right next to the hospital you would think that there would be no Hamas launches because that human shield stuff is all a myth perpetuated by teh evil zionistesteses.

Thanks to Rightscoop.

By Howie at 08:56 AM | Comments |

July 21, 2014

European Protesters Riot, Call for Muslims to Stop Butchering Muslims All Over the World

Yeah, I know, too obvious .... but it's all I have!

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 03:57 PM | Comments |

July 06, 2014

The $50 Lesson

I saw this on Twitter and thought it was funny:

I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed.

"Wow... what a worthy goal!" I told her. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out and give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?" I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

Her parents aren't speaking to me anymore.

By DMartyr at 01:13 PM | Comments |

June 27, 2014

Absolute Proof The Egyptians Were Visited by Space Aliens!


By Howie at 03:21 PM | Comments |

May 29, 2014

The Devil Really Will Do Meetballs From Ur Body

If you're not a long time reader you may not get this, but what the heck.



By Howie at 09:09 AM | Comments |

May 15, 2014

More Proof on Darwin's Theory

When testing your bulletproof vest, chose your shooter very carefully. Very very carefully.

A South Carolina woman shot and accidentally killed a friend while testing out his bulletproof vest.

Sheriff’s deputies in Anderson County said the victim, 26-year-old Blake Wardell, had been hanging out in a garage with about eight to 10 friends early Wednesday when they decided to try out the Kevlar vest.

Investigators said 18-year-old Taylor Ann Kelly fired a shot at Wardell’s chest but missed the Kevlar.

The victim’s friends performed CPR until paramedics arrived about 2:45 a.m., but Wardell was pronounced dead at the scene.

Kelly was arrested and charged with involuntary manslaughter, which carries a possible five-year prison term, if she’s convicted.

He's dead Jim!

His brain is missing!

Update: More here at Bearing Arms, who points out it was an old flak jacket not a kevlar vest. Plus slutty selfie of shooter.

By Howie at 10:54 AM | Comments |

Russian Diplomat: Pussy Riot Suffering From PJB

Buzzfeed:

A senior diplomat at the Russian embassy in Washington made sexist statements about Pussy Riot in 2012 emails, suggesting that the all-female protest group “just need a good f*ck.”

eferring to Novaya Gazeta, Russia’s only investigative newspaper. “Imagine someone did that somewhere in Saudi Arabia, one of the greatest democracies on Earth and the U.S. ally. By the way, Russia is a orthodox (predominantly) country, so they had rather think twice before doing it. Now they have to be held accountable, as you put it.

Generally, I am of the opinion that those pussies are simply not happy in their sexual life. And that makes them riot. They simply need a good f..k, not SIZO. Unfortunately, we don’t have such a capital punishment in our criminal law.”

Yeah! And then make me a sammich!


By Howie at 08:31 AM | Comments |

May 02, 2014

#ReplaceFamousQuoteWithDude

Dudes, go have fun at Twitter.

Here's two I posted...

Star Wars:

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Harry Potter:

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I photoshopped another:

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By DMartyr at 03:15 PM | Comments |

May 01, 2014

Caption Contest: The Dog Show

Best picture ever taken at a dog show:

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No fatwas, just have fun!

(Hat Tip: Micah Goulart at Twitter)

By DMartyr at 10:08 AM | Comments |

April 14, 2014

Happpy Passover!

Happy Passover. That reminds me of an old joke.

What do Jewish women make for their husbands during Passover? Chag Pesach sameaches, of course.

Still here? That chag pesach sameach isn't going to make itself.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:52 PM | Comments |

April 10, 2014

Art! Man Lives Inside Bear

Now if he'd just mate with a pig Al Gore's fantasy would finally come true

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 10:41 AM | Comments |

April 06, 2014

Oops: When Terrorism Goes Right (Yet AGAIN!)

This is turning out to be a good year for Islamic terrorists!

DAMASCUS: At least 29 rebels died in a blast Sunday in the central Syrian city of Homs as they primed a car bomb for an attack, a monitoring group said.

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Related:
Oops: When Terrorism Goes Right
Oops: When Terrorism Goes Right (Again!)

By DMartyr at 07:52 PM | Comments |

March 17, 2014

Happy International Drink and Fight Day

Today, everyone is Irish so you now have permission to get drunk and fight your friends.

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St. Patrick's Day is just like Fight Club, only they can't stop talking about it.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 12:21 PM | Comments |

March 16, 2014

When Pranks Turn Funny!

A social experiment goes right:

By DMartyr at 12:06 PM | Comments |

March 15, 2014

Oops: When Terrorism Goes Right

I guess he didn't want to get a ticket for parking in front of building...

MOGADISHU, Somalia (AP) -- A Somali police officer says a suicide car bomber accidentally detonated his explosives near a popular hotel in the Somali capital.

Capt. Mohamed Hussein said the bomber appeared to have prematurely detonated his explosives-laden car Saturday as he tried to park near a hotel. No others were hurt or killed in the blast.

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By DMartyr at 10:32 AM | Comments |

March 05, 2014

Inevitable: Putin Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

Also, Edward Snowden, natch:

US whistleblower Edward Snowden, Pakistani schoolgirl Malala Yousafzai and Russian President Vladimir Putin are among the nominees for this year's Nobel Peace Prize, as the Nobel Institute announced Tuesday a record 278 candidates...

The former KGB agent is credited with averting a US attack against Syria by suggesting putting Bashar al-Assad's regime's chemical weapons arsenal under international control.

Putin should give a speech. That ought to clinch it for him.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:49 AM | Comments |

March 03, 2014

Where's Howie?

Unfortunately someone else has been accused of the dastardly crime.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:32 AM | Comments |

February 26, 2014

Egyptian Military General Invents Device That Turns AIDS Virus Into Nutritious Kebabs

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From Times of Israel:

More than 36 million people worldwide have died from the AIDS virus across the globe, and another 35.3 million are currently living with the disease.

But they no longer have any reason to worry. The Egyptian Army has defeated the disease.

And Hepatitis-C.

Or so claimed Egyptian Gen. Dr. Ibrahim Abdel-Atti, chief of the medical branch. "We defeated AIDS, and rest assured, we defeated AIDS," Abdel-Atti said Sunday at a press conference. [...]

Abdel-Atti said he had pioneered a method by which he could extract the disease and break it into amino acids, "so that the virus becomes nutrition for the body instead of disease. This is a miracle in scientific research."

"I take AIDS from the patient, and feed the patient on AIDS, I give it to him as a kebab skewer to feed on," he said

There is clear evidence the device works. CCTV Africa was able to produce footage of General Abdel-Atti telling a patient he no longer had AIDS.

That's evidence enough to convince me! Everyone will be cured, inshallah. Anyone who isn't cured, well obviously Allah wasn't willing.

(Hat Tip: IHateTheMedia)

By DMartyr at 02:40 PM | Comments |

February 24, 2014

As We Find Out on The Train

Its all the same effing day anyway.

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Thanks to Vinnie.

By Howie at 10:59 AM | Comments |

February 15, 2014

Post-Valentine Day Music: Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend

H/T: Professor Chaos after being reminded by Damn Dirty Rhino

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:24 PM | Comments |