February 18, 2015
Sandcrawler PSA: Teach Yourself Not to Hit
Me I'd have just thrown some water on myself and claimed I was waterboarded.
Sandcrawler PSA:" Who To Block
I mean, how do you avoid the Zionist Internet Cabal anyway, what you need is some sort of list. That way once you block the Zionists.... they can't see you.
February 13, 2015
Abu Abdul-Rahman Thing T. Thing Reverts to Islam
February 12, 2015
It's hard to walk after major surgery.
February 09, 2015
And Now A Parting Message from Radio Shack
Nostalgia, its so outdated.
January 29, 2015
Video: Female Russian Hacker Disables Car!
Never underestimate the power of a woman, with an axe to grind
November 12, 2014
Is that a chainsaw in your pants or are you just happy to see Vinnie?
November 08, 2014
Imperial Stormtroopers Deploy to Ferguson
November 05, 2014
Actually, This Guy Might Just Need Some Manscaping
They call it a mistake. I call it good advertising:
A Turkish company has inadvertently used an image of the imprisoned al-Qaeda official Khalid Sheikh Mohammed in an advert for a hair removal product, it's reported....Thanks to Hairless Phil.
The cosmetics company used it alongside the caption: "That hair will not shed itself," The Daily Sabah website reports. But the company which created the advert is keen to point out he was chosen for his profuse body hair, not his terrorist activities. "We didn't know that he was a terrorist,"
October 28, 2014
Sandcrawler PSA: Ebola! Its Sexy!
Trick me. Treat me. Make me feel cheap.
"PLEASE NOTE : this item is not suitable for protection against hazardous materials" pic.twitter.com/ICpsoTKGTx— Jason Sparks (@sparksjls) October 26, 2014
October 13, 2014
Where is Dr. Rusty Shackleford? Advanced Weapons Division Edition
A top secret weapons development program has been scrapped after countless allegations of misconduct and numerous injuries were sustained by soldiers and Marines in Afghanistan, Duffel Blog has learned.
Dubbed “The Lightsaber,” the weapon (nomenclature MR2D2) was a near perfect imitation of those carried by Jedi Knights in the iconic Star Wars movies.
“Even with having the most professional military in the world,” said Pentagon spokesman George Little, “we did not anticipate the unintended consequences. Apparently, when you give soldiers a weapon they’ve dreamed about their entire lives, their intelligence drops to the level of a retarded monkey.”
October 01, 2014
Zionist Whores' Hot Decadent Sexuality Interfering With Brothers' Ability to Concentrate on Their Deen
*LOL, best interview with a Muj ever.
At 1:15 Drink the spiritual milk from the divine mammary.
Jawa Report file image of divine mammaries
Hat Tip: Tarek.
*It may be satire but sometimes real life and satire aren't all the far apart.
September 05, 2014
Whoa Baby! Look at That Spider!
August 05, 2014
Oh Sh*ts! of the Day
More? why not.
LOL..... Oh sh*t!
I mean standing right next to the hospital you would think that there would be no Hamas launches because that human shield stuff is all a myth perpetuated by teh evil zionistesteses.
Thanks to Rightscoop.
July 28, 2014
If You Disagree With Shackleford
July 21, 2014
European Protesters Riot, Call for Muslims to Stop Butchering Muslims All Over the World
Yeah, I know, too obvious .... but it's all I have!
July 06, 2014
The $50 Lesson
I saw this on Twitter and thought it was funny:
I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed.
"Wow... what a worthy goal!" I told her. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out and give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?" I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
Her parents aren't speaking to me anymore.
July 03, 2014
Syrian Islamic Front Leader Comes Out of Closet at Press Conference
June 27, 2014
Absolute Proof The Egyptians Were Visited by Space Aliens!
Egyptian Star Wars pic.twitter.com/lz7aIHcHnC— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) June 27, 2014
May 29, 2014
The Devil Really Will Do Meetballs From Ur Body
If you're not a long time reader you may not get this, but what the heck.
Translating "meatball" back into English at the Erbil International Hotel! pic.twitter.com/If6Lm47bK2— Rabih Alameddine (@rabihalameddine) May 27, 2014
May 15, 2014
More Proof on Darwin's Theory
When testing your bulletproof vest, chose your shooter very carefully. Very very carefully.
A South Carolina woman shot and accidentally killed a friend while testing out his bulletproof vest.He's dead Jim!
Sheriff’s deputies in Anderson County said the victim, 26-year-old Blake Wardell, had been hanging out in a garage with about eight to 10 friends early Wednesday when they decided to try out the Kevlar vest.
Investigators said 18-year-old Taylor Ann Kelly fired a shot at Wardell’s chest but missed the Kevlar.
The victim’s friends performed CPR until paramedics arrived about 2:45 a.m., but Wardell was pronounced dead at the scene.
Kelly was arrested and charged with involuntary manslaughter, which carries a possible five-year prison term, if she’s convicted.
His brain is missing!
Update: More here at Bearing Arms, who points out it was an old flak jacket not a kevlar vest. Plus slutty selfie of shooter.
Russian Diplomat: Pussy Riot Suffering From PJB
A senior diplomat at the Russian embassy in Washington made sexist statements about Pussy Riot in 2012 emails, suggesting that the all-female protest group “just need a good f*ck.”Yeah! And then make me a sammich!
eferring to Novaya Gazeta, Russia’s only investigative newspaper. “Imagine someone did that somewhere in Saudi Arabia, one of the greatest democracies on Earth and the U.S. ally. By the way, Russia is a orthodox (predominantly) country, so they had rather think twice before doing it. Now they have to be held accountable, as you put it.
Generally, I am of the opinion that those pussies are simply not happy in their sexual life. And that makes them riot. They simply need a good f..k, not SIZO. Unfortunately, we don’t have such a capital punishment in our criminal law.”
May 02, 2014
Dudes, go have fun at Twitter.
Here's two I posted...
I photoshopped another:
May 01, 2014
Caption Contest: The Dog Show
Best picture ever taken at a dog show:
No fatwas, just have fun!
(Hat Tip: Micah Goulart at Twitter)
April 14, 2014
Happy Passover. That reminds me of an old joke.
What do Jewish women make for their husbands during Passover? Chag Pesach sameaches, of course.
Still here? That chag pesach sameach isn't going to make itself.
April 10, 2014
Art! Man Lives Inside Bear
Now if he'd just mate with a pig Al Gore's fantasy would finally come true
April 06, 2014
Oops: When Terrorism Goes Right (Yet AGAIN!)
This is turning out to be a good year for Islamic terrorists!
DAMASCUS: At least 29 rebels died in a blast Sunday in the central Syrian city of Homs as they primed a car bomb for an attack, a monitoring group said.
March 17, 2014
Happy International Drink and Fight Day
Today, everyone is Irish so you now have permission to get drunk and fight your friends.
St. Patrick's Day is just like Fight Club, only they can't stop talking about it.
March 16, 2014
When Pranks Turn Funny!
A social experiment goes right:
March 15, 2014
Oops: When Terrorism Goes Right
I guess he didn't want to get a ticket for parking in front of building...
MOGADISHU, Somalia (AP) -- A Somali police officer says a suicide car bomber accidentally detonated his explosives near a popular hotel in the Somali capital.
Capt. Mohamed Hussein said the bomber appeared to have prematurely detonated his explosives-laden car Saturday as he tried to park near a hotel. No others were hurt or killed in the blast.
March 05, 2014
Inevitable: Putin Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
Also, Edward Snowden, natch:
US whistleblower Edward Snowden, Pakistani schoolgirl Malala Yousafzai and Russian President Vladimir Putin are among the nominees for this year's Nobel Peace Prize, as the Nobel Institute announced Tuesday a record 278 candidates...Putin should give a speech. That ought to clinch it for him.
The former KGB agent is credited with averting a US attack against Syria by suggesting putting Bashar al-Assad's regime's chemical weapons arsenal under international control.
March 03, 2014
Unfortunately someone else has been accused of the dastardly crime.
February 26, 2014
Egyptian Military General Invents Device That Turns AIDS Virus Into Nutritious Kebabs
From Times of Israel:
More than 36 million people worldwide have died from the AIDS virus across the globe, and another 35.3 million are currently living with the disease.
But they no longer have any reason to worry. The Egyptian Army has defeated the disease.
Or so claimed Egyptian Gen. Dr. Ibrahim Abdel-Atti, chief of the medical branch. "We defeated AIDS, and rest assured, we defeated AIDS," Abdel-Atti said Sunday at a press conference. [...]
Abdel-Atti said he had pioneered a method by which he could extract the disease and break it into amino acids, "so that the virus becomes nutrition for the body instead of disease. This is a miracle in scientific research."
"I take AIDS from the patient, and feed the patient on AIDS, I give it to him as a kebab skewer to feed on," he said
There is clear evidence the device works. CCTV Africa was able to produce footage of General Abdel-Atti telling a patient he no longer had AIDS.
That's evidence enough to convince me! Everyone will be cured, inshallah. Anyone who isn't cured, well obviously Allah wasn't willing.
(Hat Tip: IHateTheMedia)
February 24, 2014
As We Find Out on The Train
Its all the same effing day anyway.
February 15, 2014
Post-Valentine Day Music: Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend
H/T: Professor Chaos after being reminded by Damn Dirty Rhino
January 29, 2014
Rusty Reacts to Last Night's State of the Union Address
Wait, what? I honestly haven't watchd one of those in years. Besides, me and my new buddy Marty were out hover skateboarding all night. Fun guy, but I still can't figure out why he was so interested in who won the World Series from 1985 - 2013.
Thanks to Maetenloch.
---Oooops. Something was wrong with that image. I dunno why, Ace and I share a server, but the image wasn't working. So I uploaded a copy of it and put it above the fold. The "Marty" reference probably makes more sense now.
January 13, 2014
Stunning Snowden Revelation: Racist Aliens Behind US Power
I'm stunned. This is incontravertable proof that "tall white" aliens were behind Hitler and now the US:
A stunning Federal Security Services (FSB) report on the nearly two million highly classified top-secret documents obtained from the United States Department of Defense (DOD) run National Security Agency-Central Security Service (NSA/CSS) by the American ex-patriot Edward Snowden states that this information is providing “incontrovertible proof” that an “alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda” is driving US domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945...Given that the source is the Russian FSB (the new KGB) being reported on by Iran's Fars News, you'd think the "secret regime" would be, you know, "monied interests" (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).
In Snowden’s own words, this report continues, he outlined to Greenwald the reason for his highly secretive group obtaining and releasing these documents by warning that that there “were actually two governments in the US, the one that was elected, and the other, secret regime, governing in the dark.”
But no! It appears that our alien overlords are not the "Zionists" but rather, outer space is controlled by Scandis:
Even though Defense Minister Hellyer’s exact statements to the FSB in regards to Snowden’s documents remain classified, shortly after his “extensive electronic interview” by the FSB he was allowed to appear on Russia Today’s program SophieCo this past fortnight where he shockingly admitted that aliens have “been visiting our planet for thousands of years” and described several types of these extraterrestrials, including “Tall Whites” who are working with the US Air Force in Nevada.Tall. Whites. And what else have these tall white aliens been up to? Helping the Nazis, natch:
Of the many explosive revelations in this FSB report, the one most concerning to Russian authorities are the Snowden’s documents “confirming” that the “Tall Whites” (further revealed by Defense Minister Hellyer as noted above) are the same extraterrestrial alien race behind the stunning rise of Nazi Germany during the 1930’s.And it's not just the Nazis. Remember that old slogan, "I like Ike"? Part of an alien plot:
In just one example of the many outlined in this FSB report, it shows that with this “alien assistance,” at the end of the 1930’s, when Nazi Germany possessed just 57 submarines, over the four years of World War II it built 1,163 modern technologically advanced submarines at its dockyards and even put them into operation.
Snowden’s documents further confirm, this report says, the “Tall Whites” (Nordic) meetings in 1954 with US President Dwight D. Eisenhower where the “secret regime” currently ruling over America was established.Wait, so the Iranians are saying that the Russians are saying that Edward Snowden is saying that a bunch of racist aliens are the real puppetmasters?
I thought the Iranians and Russians blamed the J-O-Os for the "secret regime"?
I'm so confused.
But wait, there's more! Who is behind the NSA's electronic surveillance program? The aliens:
Most disturbingly, this FSB report warns, is that the “Tall White” agenda being implemented by the “secret regime” ruling the United States calls for the creation of a global electronic surveillance system meant to hide all true information about their presence here on earth as they enter into what one of Snowden’s documents calls the “final phase” of their end plan for total assimilation and world rule.And who else do these racist aliens have on their side? The first black President, of course:
Most to be feared by Russian policy makers and authorities, this report concludes, is if those opposing the “Tall White” “secret regime” ruled over by Obama have themselves aligned with another alien-extraterrestrial power themselves.Ok, so Obama is aligned with one group of aliens, but then others are aligned with these other unnamed other aliens?
I think I've seen this story before.
Thanks to @intelwire
*An earlier version of this post erroneously titled it "Sunning Snowden". Call it a Freudian slip ... you know what was on my mind.