May 18, 2013

May 03, 2013

You're no match for him, he's a Sith Lord!

Hat Tip: Rick.

May 02, 2013

Palestinian activist has tear gas for breakfast.

April 29, 2013

It's funny because it's true.

April 24, 2013

Ever have one of those mornings?

April 18, 2013

April 14, 2013

Personally, I think the cops tased the wrong person...

Here's a tip, lady: if you are eight and a half months pregnant, don't hang around with a drunk loser like Jeremy. He's the cause of your "stress," not the officers arresting him.

Below the fold, more videos of the good guys winning (and idiots commenting at Youtube).

The only thing wrong with this video is the cop took waaayyy too long to try and reason with this guy:

One of my favorites. Why men who run like girls shouldn't rob banks. The hostage was never seen again. She just kept running and running...

Gotta love this jewelry shop owner rubs salt in the wound. He not only shoots them, he makes the robbers dance:

The Boss! Now clean it up, bi@tch!

April 06, 2013

STOCKHOLM (AP) — Ikea says it has withdrawn 17,000 portions of moose lasagna from its home furnishings stores in Europe after traces of pork were found in a batch tested in Belgium.

Ikea spokeswoman Tina Kardum said the product had only been on sale for a month when it was pulled off the shelves on March 22.

The company didn't announce the withdrawal publicly until Swedish newspaper Svenska Dagbladet wrote about it Saturday.[More]

h/t @El_Grillo1

March 28, 2013

Before you watch the video you really need to read this first: The 28 Greatest Moments From an Angry NYC Protest Where Communism, Capitalism, and Crazy All Met.

My favorite is #13:"13. The moment you discover the lady in the red hat has poked out the lenses of those “realD 3D” glasses you get at the movie theater and is wearing them as a fashion statement (5:00)"

Can't.stop.laughing.

March 25, 2013

The Peoples Cube: Instant Occupiers in a Box, Just Add Water and

h/t @urbaninfidel who, btw, took the above photo which prompted The Peoples Cube post.

Classic

The Peoples Cube: Instant Occupiers in a Box, Just Add Water and

h/t @urbaninfidel who, btw, took the above photo which prompted The Peoples Cube post.

Classic

March 22, 2013

March 20, 2013

March 16, 2013

March 15, 2013

March 08, 2013

Trying to make bail:

Man wearing TIN FOIL to 'prevent microwave signals from entering his head' arrested for threatening to burn down four schools

March 05, 2013

Via Director Blue.

H/T: Maetenloch

March 04, 2013

Stupid: it can't be fixed

A man accidentally shot himself in the groin with a flare gun and was transported to the hospital for treatment for multiple burns and lacerations.

The injured man was identified in several media accounts as Jorge Perez, 23. Perez reportedly told responding Lee County sheriff’s deputies that he thought the flare gun was unloaded before he suffered wounds to the genital area on Sunday.

Thanks to FAB.

You can try dodging the drones or you can follow these simple tips to avoid being targeted at all!

From SooperMexican

February 24, 2013

Or, how one of your socks always goes missing...

February 21, 2013

It's hard to watch because you think it's the kid who's going to get hurt. I almost bailed on the video halfway through, but trust me: the right person gets shot in the end.

Thanks to DMartyr.

February 16, 2013

Full episode below:

February 13, 2013

.... coming home to roost.

Thanks to Tyler.

February 07, 2013

An image from Mogadishu via Terror Free Somalia.

Help, I'm being oppressed! See the violence inherent in the system!

February 06, 2013

My only question is whether they cut her a check or if they give her a big wad of ones?

The Kansas Supreme Court ruled that exotic dancers at a strip club have the right to collect unemployment insurance as employees and not independent contractors.

January 30, 2013

Why are so many species of small animals currently threatened with extinction in North America? Global Warming? DDT? Chemicals from plastic bottles? Power lines?

No, kittehs!

Cats kill billions of birds every year and even more tiny rodents and other mammals in the United States, a new study finds.

According to the research, published today (Jan. 29) in the journal Nature Communications, cats kill between 1.4 billion and 3.7 billion birds and between 6.9 billion and 20.7 billion small mammals, such as meadow voles and chipmunks.

PS -- oh, yeah, thanks to Johnny for the tip.

January 18, 2013

Classic: (Obama said) "How can anyone accuse me of anti-Semitism when just this week I appointed Jacob Lew, a religious Jew, as Treasury Secretary"

January 13, 2013

January 11, 2013

January 10, 2013

Last year, Donald Trump offered $5,000,000 (to go to a charity) for anyone who could provide Barack Obama's actual birth certificate. To date, the challenge is unclaimed.

In mocking the birther's offer, Bill Maher made a similar offer - $5,000,000 to charity if Donald Trump could prove he wasn't the "spawn of an orangutan."

Donald Trump accepted the offer:

Dear Mr. Maher:

I represent Mr. Donald J. Trump. I write on his behalf to accept your offer (made during the Jay Leno Show on January 7, 2013) that Mr. Trump prove he is not the "spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan."

Attached hereto is a copy of Mr. Trump's birth certificate, demonstrating that he is the son of Fred Trump, not an orangutan. Please remit the $5 million to Mr. Trump immediately and he will ensure that the money be donated to the following five charities in equal amounts: Hurricane Sandy Victims, The Police Athletic League, The American Cancer Society, The March of Dimes, and The Dana-Farber Cancer Institute.

Regards,

Scott S. Balber

Bill Maher, uncharacteristically, was unavailable for comment. But I bet he had some choice words in private!

(Hat Tip: IHateTHeMedia)

January 05, 2013

January 04, 2013

Reach out with your feelings!.

December 22, 2012

December 20, 2012

Sound isn't very loud but keep watching, especially "inappropriate thoughts". There is one scene with 'thoughts that remind me of Xariiff.

Henson Alternative's Miskreant Puppets, featured in The Nerdist Channel's "Neil's Puppet Dreams", can be seen in their live show "Stuffed and Unstrung" (aka Puppet Up!):

Intelligent nonsense that is "Stuffed and Unstrung" -- a live, outrageous, comedy, variety show for adults only. Enjoy an unpredictable evening when six talented, hilarious, expert puppeteers improvise songs and sketches based on your suggestions! With a motley group of Miskreant Puppets brought to life by the world renowned puppeteers ofThe Jim Henson Company, this is not your average night at the improv and it is definitely not for children. But all others are welcome to enjoy the uninhibited anarchy of live puppet performance as never seen before!

4 performances only Dec. 28-31 at:

The Irvine Barclay Theater,
4242 Campus Drive,
Irvine, CA 92612

For tickets and more info visit: www.stuffedandunstrung.com

December 18, 2012

Hat Tip: Jarrod.

December 14, 2012

Hat Tip: DMartyr.

December 11, 2012

November 29, 2012

With the cost of porn fast approaching zero, what's a respectable "adult store" owner to do? Sell drugs:

ADULT stores are selling a synthetic cocaine called White Bull for $100 a gram. This is twice the price of old-fashioned amphetamines that bikies used to cook - and we were told it's stronger than the real and illegal stuff.

White Bull is part of a $200-million-a-year catalogue of legal highs that adult stores are marketing as an offset for the drop in DVD sales because of the prevalence of online porn.

Zurich:

Zurich council has approved a plan to build the boxes, which will, it hopes, provide a discreet location for prostitutes and their clients to conduct business when they open in August next year.

Thanks to Jon