August 30, 2016
Islamic State of Losing: This Jawa Dance Party Dedicated In Loving Memory of Abu Muhammad Adnani
Let the ISIS retrospectives of Abu Muhammad Adnani begin! I expect a video retrospective within 48 hous pic.twitter.com/QlRisRleny— (((R. Shackleford))) (@mypetjawa) August 30, 2016
Now is the time at Jawa when we dance!
August 01, 2016
Jawa Report Officially Endorses Donald Trump
Someone is attempting to make Trump President by pointing out that Melania was once in a hot artsy sexy good gay photograph.
Um, so that does it, this Trump guy makes Bill Clinton look like an amateur. He picks this.
He picks this girl.
Who keeps and turns in his DNA.
So who's the better picker here? We're all in for Trump now.
November 04, 2014
The Official Jawa Report Election Reporting Desk (Update Rs
Massively Mercilessly Stomp Ds!)
Keep up with the latest news here.
We're here to keep you informed.
And, unlike some people, I voted.
And why reinvent the wheel when those morons will do all the work for us.
AOSHQDD CALL FOR #WVSEN FOR CAPITO (R) R PICKUP— AoSHQ Decision Desk (@AoSHQDD) November 5, 2014
Update II: If you've been having trouble loading our site.
We blame Ace. And The Juice.
But mostly Ace.
Update: We got six! Now is the time at Jawa Report when we dance.
Interesting stat: first time a president’s home state governor lost reelection since 1892— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) November 5, 2014
Update: Mercy Mercy.
In case you missed HuffPo at 3 am pic.twitter.com/BQAIKqD2NX— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) November 5, 2014
October 31, 2014
Red on Red Jabhat al-Nusra vs ISIS Deir el-Zour
he fighting has escalated between Jabhat al-Nusra, the Islamic Front and their allies on the one hand, and the Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham (ISIS) on the other, as it reached an unprecedented climax in the past few days, both in terms of expansion and violence.ISIS for its part is accusing anyone who fights against them as being FSA or in bed with their enemies.
he battlefields expanded from the countryside of Hassakeh, to the countryside of Deir el-Zour and Maadan, which is between Raqqa and Deir el-Zour. They also covered the town of Jarablos, in the countryside of Aleppo, and the countryside of Latakia. Many killings, assassinations, suicide bombings, executions and mutilations took place during the battles, during which the injured sometimes bled to death without being treated.
One of the probable reasons behind that is that Jabhat al-Nusra has changed its view on the legitimacy of the fighting. While it once considered this fighting a form of “sedition” that must be halted and that it shouldn’t join, after ISIS attacked and gained control of its headquarters and positions in Deir el-Zour last week, Jabhat al-Nusra issued an intense speech that was more a declaration of war. Jabhat al-Nusra was not expected to stand idly by while the fighting reached the city of Deir el-Zour, which the organization considers its capital, particularly after its losses in Raqqa, Hassakeh, and Aleppo. If Deir el-Zour is lost, nothing else would be left for Jabhat al-Nusra.
Jabhat al-Nusra has succeeded in regaining control over all its headquarters and positions which were seized by ISIS last week, most importantly the Koniko oil field. It also took control over the al-Jafra field, and the industrial area. Following the counteroffensive launched by Jabhat al-Nusra, the Islamic Front and some of the Free Syrian Army’s factions, ISIS was forced to withdraw all of its members from the countryside of Deir el-Zour and regroup in al-Shaddadi city in the countryside of Hassakeh. Local sources said that ISIS no longer has any presence in the countryside of Deir el-Zour, except for the salt mine in al-Tabani town, where its members are under siege.
The hash for Deir el-Zour for becoming very active with reports of fighting and murders.
October 29, 2014
Australian Terror Recruiter Mohammad Ali Baryalei Is So Thunderstruck
AUSTRALIA’S most senior Islamic State fighter, who allegedly instigated a plot to behead a random member of the public in Sydney’s streets last month, has been killed in a coalition airstrike on the Syrian border town of Kobane, his friends have claimed.See that's him right there! The one running for his life.... and losing.
Authorities were working last night to verify reports that Mohammad Ali Baryalei was “martyred’’ three days ago while fighting with Islamic State, the terror group to which he allegedly recruited scores of young Australians. The former drug-abusing Kings Cross bouncer would be the first Australian fighter killed in the US-led bombing campaign that has been striking Islamic State targets inside Syria and Iraq since August.
Two of Baryalei’s Syria-based friends, who were fellow alumni of the Sydney “Street Dawah” group he led, told The Australian the one-time bit-part actor was killed in an airstrike at least three days ago in Kobane.
Mohamed Zuhbi and Abdul Salam Mahmoud, who have been undertaking humanitarian work focused on the Syrian port city of Lattakia, outside Islamic State’s caliphate, said the reports of Baryalei’s demise were true.
“It was an airstrike, not sure by whom,” Mr Zuhbi said in an online interview with The Australian. “I personally received news from a brother who was with him for the most part of his journey so I believe it is true.”
You're welcome Australia, it was nothing.
October 17, 2014
Is This A Dead Man Dr. Shackleford?
Very dead Mr. Howie.
October 15, 2014
Jawa Totally Holy Caption Contest: We Did That! Edition
the first of a hopefully long and prosperous Jawa series.
Caption this before and after image of the crispy ISIS flagpole with presumably dead burnt Mujihadin ash highlights.
Update: Fatwa Issued!
The Our Hajj Will Be Complete Once We Rape Your Women Fatwa issued against The Realist of Qld at October for
You did say you wanted fries with that didn't you?
October 01, 2014
Zionist Whores' Hot Decadent Sexuality Interfering With Brothers' Ability to Concentrate on Their Deen
*LOL, best interview with a Muj ever.
At 1:15 Drink the spiritual milk from the divine mammary.
Jawa Report file image of divine mammaries
Hat Tip: Tarek.
*It may be satire but sometimes real life and satire aren't all the far apart.
September 26, 2014
Yet Another Great Moment in Human History
The very first T&A shoot in Antarctica in the entire history of mankind.
No word on if Kate intends to continue on to the pole.
Heh, I said pole.
Bonus National Side Boob Day? Those sideboobs got nothing on Kate's sideboobs.
September 09, 2014
Motley Crew of Counter Cyber-Terror Hacktivists Ass Rape ISIS Twitter Jihad
Well dayum. Wish I'd cleared some time to speak now. "The Unlikely Alliance of Hackers Fighting the Islamic State" http://t.co/og2oZ2J0n4— JΞSTΞR ✪ ACTUAL™ (@th3j35t3r) September 9, 2014
An ISIS-affiliated group has threatened to assassinate Twitter employees that close down their accounts.
Users linked to the extremists tweeted a series of messages on Sunday urging 'lone wolves' in the US and Europe to make the firm their target.
One of the calls is believed to have come from Al Musra Al Maqdisia, or The Supporters Of Jerusalem - a Jerusalem-based group that pledged its allegiance to ISIS in February.
September 03, 2014
Dear ISIS (ISIL/IS): Steven Sotloff Was Israeli
Israeli media gag order was lifted today and notes Mr Sotloff made aliyah (immigrated) to Israel in 2005.
American journalist Steven Sotloff, who was brutally beheaded by the Islamic State (IS) terrorist group, took great risks to keep his Jewish faith in captivity, a former fellow-captive of the murdered journalist told Yediot Aharonoth.Yeah bitches, you blew it and he won!
However, it turns out that Sotloff was in fact Israeli.
A media gag order on the issue was released on Wednesday, allowing publication of the fact that Sotloff made aliyah (immigration) to Israel in 2005 by himself, and studied at the Interdisciplinary Center (IDC) Herzliya.[...]
Heroically maintaining Judaism under captivity
Sotloff reportedly made sure to fast in secret during Yom Kippur and even prayed in the direction of Jerusalem, as is customary in Jewish prayers, despite the risk he faced if his Islamist captors ever found out he was Jewish.
One of Sotloff's fellow captives, who was subsequently released, told the paper that he feigned illness in order to escape his captors' suspicions.
"He told them he was ill and didn't want to eat, even though they brought us eggs that day," the witness told Yediot Aharonoth, "It looked like he was praying in a hidden way towards Jerusalem. He noted what way the Muslims were praying in and changed his direction slightly."[ More]
Some people are commenting (His family is not pleased with Obama) that Mr Sotloff was beheaded on the same day Mr Foley was. Wrong! In the Foley beheading video Mr Sotloff was pretty much clean shaven including his hair. In the Sotloff beheading video his beard was starting to show as well as the hair on his head growing back.
Tip of the hat to @El_Grillo
I would like to remember Steven Sotloff this way:
Long time Jawa readers will recognize the "Death to all Juice" meme.
RP Steven Sotloff.
Update: Apparently he was a grandson of Holocaust survivors who immigrated to Florida.
August 25, 2014
Attn: ISIS (bumped)
All ur base are belong to us.
Thanks to @BemetOr8, Beer O'Clock, @meankitteh1, @wvubetasoldier.
We just want the Foley family to know the Jawas are doing what we can. May James RIP.
And it seems the world is finally coming around to our view that Islamic Terror Propaganda is something to be fought actively. We've noticed that providers, especially Google has been more cooperative in removing ISIS propaganda lately. Since Obama has acted in Iraq. Good for them. Not only are they taking down the Foley Murder videos they are erasing all traces from Google's Cache.
But lets get one thing clear, this is NOT President Obama's fault.
Evil people do evil things. ISIS are evil. We must fight evil. Its that simple.
And I also want to thank all those others across the web who are fighting this release.
There's more work to be done on this.
Ha Double D!
August 08, 2014
Wipe ISIS Out. All of Them
*I've never been prouder of President Obama than right now. But Mr. President ISIS is no pushover. See Headline.
President Obama authorized airstrikes "if necessary" against Islamic militants if they move toward Erbil in northern Iraq where American military, diplomats and civilians are stationed.If you're going to use our powah, Use it very liberally Mr. President.
During a late night statement Thursday from the White House, the president said he's okayed "targeted airstrikes to protect our American personnel and a humanitarian effort to help save thousands of Iraqi civilians who are trapped on a mountain without food and water and facing almost certain death."
Mr. Obama explained that the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) in recent days has "continued to move across Iraq and have neared the city of Erbil, where American diplomats and civilians serve at our consulate and American military personnel advise Iraqi forces to stop the advance on Erbil.
US military aircraft conduct strike on ISIL artillery. Artillery was used against Kurdish forces defending Erbil, near US personnel.— Rear Adm. John Kirby (@PentagonPresSec) August 8, 2014
And you keep saying if necessary Its long past necessary, sir. Failure to crush ISIS will be a mistake we'll pay dearly for.
Update: Right on cue the ISIS supporters whine, but but civilians.
You mad bro?
BREAKING: US official: US launches second round of airstrikes on targets near Irbil, Iraq— The Associated Press (@AP) August 8, 2014
*Didn't take much to reach that level, but if he bombs the living crap out of ISIS he begins filling that very large hole he's been digging.
July 14, 2014
Stormtrooper: Let Me See Your Identification
Israelicool waves hand: You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
June 02, 2014
Man Sacrifices Truck To Save Children
A teen in a stolen car terrorizes a park full of playing children. When the driver of the car circled to race through the park again, one dad uses his truck to put a stop to it.
Read the story HERE.
Don't worry - the truck wasn't hurt:
May 25, 2014
Rolling Thunder 2014
SSGT. Tim Chambers, the saluting Marine, was there:
May 07, 2014
Islamic State of Losers Lose Homs Syria: Rebellion Crushed
End result of all that terrorist red on red infighting. Assad takes the birthplace of the rebellion.
Syria Direct:AMMAN: An agreement to allow safe passage to rebels and civilians out of Old Homs has left regime opponents divided, with some saying the battle will move to the provinces and others yearning to move on with their lives after two years of a strangling encirclement of their districts.Pussies! You were so close to achieving martyrdom?
The estimated 2,500 fighters and citizens inside the 13 rebel-controlled districts of Homs agreed in principle on Friday to hand over to the government its territory in Syria’s third-largest city. A UN-supervised departure is scheduled to begin this week, Homs Governor Talal al-Barazi told AFP on Monday, adding that the ceasefire is holding.
With a ferocious government military campaign in recent weeks and gnawing hunger from a regime blockade in place since June 2012 that allowed almost no movement in or out, regime opponents said they had little choice but to surrender.
“We must put ourselves in the place of the people who lived in the siege and saw their children die from hunger, they saw their brothers die because of infected wounds due to shelling,” Suhaib Ali, a Homs-based FSA spokesman, told Syria Direct.
Rebels inside had little choice given “the neglect from the political opposition and the international community,” Ali said.
“What would you do?” he asked.
April 01, 2014
One Shot, Six Kills
(Hat Tip: IHateTheMedia)
British sniper kills six Taliban with single shot:
With a Taliban fighter looming in his sights half a mile away, the British sniper knew a clean shot would take down his enemy.
What he could not have known was that the single bullet he fired would account for five more insurgents.
But, incredibly, his rifle round triggered the explosive vest worn by his target, killing all those around him.
February 13, 2014
Hot Olympic Skier Jackie Chamoun Boobies Cause Outrage in Lebanon
Lebanon’s fractured sense of national identity was on full display this week, as bloggers rallied online to defend the honor of a female Olympian, the skier Jackie Chamoun, accused by the country’s sports minister of tarnishing the nation’s image by posing for seminude photographs on the slopes outside Beirut.Oh the horror!
As the blogger Abir Ghattas explained, the photographs of the young skier and a colleague, and a risqué promotional video for the calendar they were used in, were unknown in Lebanon until a television channel, Al Jadeed, published them on Monday under the headline, “Scandal — Lebanese Skiing Champions Are Nude Starlets!”
More images of Jackie Chamoun below the fold.
December 09, 2013
Knockout Game Goes Right
In an apparent case of the "Knockout Game" gone wrong, new video shows a man attempting to hit a girl and knock her down as part of the game, but his plan backfires when the woman hits him back.
The incident, which happened in a Las Vegas shopping mall, shows the woman retaliate as soon as she is hit by the man. She starts to beat him on the head when another man, who is reported to be her boyfriend, runs back to try to break it up when he realizes that the guy hit her.
"You hit a girl?" the apparent boyfriend asks before springing into defense mode and helping the woman beat the man. People are watching the incident unfold, asking what happened, before the woman and her boyfriend angrily walk away. (Source)
October 11, 2013
Circle Jerk Spotted in Norway
Norwegian politicians awarded the 2013 "Peace Prize" to a UN organization for its efforts to get rid of chemical weapons in Syria. Even though the war in Syria continues unabated and chemical weapons were already used.
I'd mock the choice some more but these would be the same guys that gave Barack Obama the Peace Prize for simply existing.
July 16, 2013
Cornhole Watch: Goatly aka Emerson Begolly Gets 8/12 Years
A western Pennsylvania man who pleaded guilty to using the Internet to promote terrorist attacks against American military and civilian targets has been sentenced to 8 ½ years in federal prison.WTAE:
Twenty-four-year-old Emerson Begolly of Redbank Township was sentenced Tuesday on one count of solicitation to commit a crime of violence. Authorities say he posted on an Islamic extremist Web forum he moderated.
His public defender asked for leniency in exchange for information Begolly has allegedly provided in other terror-related investigations.Oh my! He snitched on the Muj..... wonder what Allah's punishment for that is?
Jawa Classic footage of Goatly in action.
Super Sekrit Zionist message: And every rock was soaked in blood
Heartbreak Co-Conspirator in Jihad Jane Case Can't Pray in Irish Prison Because of the Porn
An Algerian man jailed in Ireland and wanted by the United States on terrorism charges filed a damages suit against the Irish state on Tuesday, saying his prison conditions were "not even suitable for animals".Oh the horror, if anyone has, you know, contact with some of Damache neighbors, ask them to put this one up for us.
Ali Charaf Damache is wanted by the FBI for conspiracy in a foiled international plot to murder a Swedish cartoonist whose depiction of the Prophet Mohammad with the body of a dog caused outrage in Muslim countries.
"Cork Prison is not even suitable for animals," Damache, 47, told the High Court. "There was a television and radio (in my cell). When I practiced my prayer they (cellmates) deliberately put the volume up (and) they put pictures of naked women on the wall. I can't pray in a place where there are naked pictures..."
Damache said he had been unable to wash before prayer and handling the Koran, as his faith requires, and was usually allowed to shower and change his underwear just once a week
Also I hear there is a rumor he's keeping hashish in his rectum. Better check that.
Damache was convicted in the Jihad Jane plot. Another accomplice Jihad Jamie (aka Jamie Paulin-Ramirez married Damache upon her arrival in Ireland only to find that Damache was only interested in the Muslima as a sex slave.
Hat Tip: El Grillo.
June 19, 2013
A Black Democrat Leaves The "Government Plantation"
I'd be very proud if Elbert Guillory were a Senator in my state.
April 30, 2013
Hithem Ziad Ibrahim Masshal Eliminated: IDF Splodes Senior MSC Member
[A]n IAF aircraft on Gaza Tuesday morning assassinated a senior Salafist terror activist who was reportedly behind an April 17 rocket attack on Eilat from the Sinai.David Barnett of the Long War Journal has more:
The IDF and Shin Bet security service confirmed that they had targeted Hithem Ziad Ibrahim Masshal, 24, from the Shati refugee camp.
The attack marked the first “targeted strike” on a Gaza terror figure by Israel since November’s Operation Pillar of Defense, and came amid a renewal of sporadic rocket fire into Israel that seemed to show the deterrent effect of November’s operation was eroding.
According to the IDF, Masshal, who "manufactured, improved and traded different types of ammunition," was involved in the April 17 rocket attack on Eilat from the Sinai, for which the Mujahideen Shura Council in the Environs of Jerusalem (MSC) had taken responsibility[...]MSC's Facebook page here and their twitter account here
Following the Eilat attack, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu had warned that Israel would "exact a price for this [the attack]; this has been our consistent policy for the past four years and it will serve us here as well." Egypt was reportedly briefed ahead of today's strike.
This afternoon, the MSC released a statement through the Ibn Taymiyyah Media Center confirming that Masshal was a member of their organization. During the funeral, Masshal was wrapped in al Qaeda's black flag, which was first used by al Qaeda in Iraq but has been adopted by other al Qaeda affiliates.
April 04, 2013
Boobies Against Islamists
BERLIN: Bare-breasted activists staged rallies in front of mosques and Tunisian embassies across Europe Thursday against what they called an Islamist crackdown on Arab women's rights.Probably NSFW in boobie fearing America.
A Femen activist burns a Salafist flag in front of the Great Mosque of Paris, on April 3, 2013.
"And we'll fight against them. And our boobs will be stronger than their stones."
The rallies targeted in particular the case of a Tunisian activist calling herself Amina Tyler who sparked a scandal last month when she posted pictures of herself online with the words "My body belongs to me" and "Fuck your morals" emblazoned across her naked breasts.
Why u insult holly banner of Islam?
More Fatwa seeking boobies below the fold.
March 27, 2013
It’s time to close the DOG SHOW LOOPHOLE.Well that gets a Why U Murder Baby Seel? Fatwa right there now.
Hat Tip: Instapundit.
March 09, 2013
Because This Is A Star Wars Themed Blog, That's Why
Lindsay Lohan? Who knew?
February 20, 2013
Attn: Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan, AKA The Taliban
Yeah, I like noticed you're following me on twitter yesterday. Thanks dude!
Also yesterday the Taliban's website could be found here.
Today? Not so much.
It looks like they ran into some sort of DNS issue, hmmm?
Special Thanks to Zionist Bandwidth Bitch.
January 21, 2013
Yemen: Allahu Handjobbar!!
SANAA, Yemen (AP) — A Yemen security official says an explosion in the province of Bayda has killed at least 13 suspected al-Qaida militants.Next?
The official in Bayda's capital city of Radda says the explosion went off in a house owned by a known al-Qaida operative, Ahmed Abdullah Deif-Allah Al-Zahab. It appeared to be an accident.
Residents were barred Sunday from approaching the scene of the incident by militants with links to al-Qaida, the official said
January 20, 2013
#Yemen: US Drone Strike Eliminates 2 Saudi AQAP
[Bill Roggio]The US killed eight people, including two Saudi al Qaeda fighters, in a drone strike yesterday in Marib province in central Yemen. The strike is the first recorded in Yemen in 16 days.
The CIA-operated, remotely piloted Predators or the more deadly Reapers launched two missiles at a car as it traveled in the Abieda Valley in Marib province, according to The Associated Press and Reuters.
August 27, 2012
Al Shabaab Supporting Cleric Aboud Rogo Killed In Kenya
A Kenyan radical Islamist cleric has been killed in a drive-by shooting in the city of Mombasa.Send snarky condolences and stuff to @MYC_Press. Rogo was their "main ideological leader". They have me blocked, so.
Aboud Rogo Mohammed was on US and UN sanction lists for allegedly supporting Somalia's al-Shabab militants.
According to a UN report, he had helped al-Shabab obtain funding and new recruits. He was also facing charges of plotting attacks in Mombasa.
@HSMPress would like to hear from you also, honest.
July 23, 2012
Video : How David Dewhurst Killed Texas' TSA Anti-Groping Bill
July 06, 2012
ISLAMABAD — A pair of missiles fired by a U.S. drone killed at least nine suspected militants near the Afghan border on Friday, Pakistani intelligence officials said.h/t Mean Kitteh
Several insurgents were also wounded in the attack that destroyed a compound near Miran Shah, the main town of the North Waziristan tribal region, the two officials said. The militants were believed to be fighters loyal to Hafiz Gul Bahadur, a militant commander whose forces frequently target U.S. and NATO forces in neighboring Afghanistan. A similar drone attack on Sunday killed eight of Bahadur’s fighters
July 05, 2012
Plane Hijacking With A Happy Ending
Six Muslims (now, there's a surprise!) attempted to hijack a plane during a Chinese flight. Only four made it out alive.
Two would-be plane hijackers were beaten to death by passengers and crew aboard a flight bound for the regional Chinese capital of Urumqi on Friday, The Global Times reports. The men died in the hospital from the injuries they suffered at the hands of those whom they thought would be their victims.
There were a total of six men involved in the foiled plot to hijack the Tianjin Airlines flight. All of the men were reportedly Uyghurs, a local Muslim ethnic minority.
I love a story with a happy ending. The only thing that could have made it better is if all six hijackers were killed, instead of only two. But this is a start.
Below the fold, a re-enactment of how the passengers may have subdued and, ultimately, beat to death the hijackers.
June 12, 2012
Defend Yourself, IDF Style
The Jawa Ladies (and Xariif) can learn from this:
Don't like the IDF? An alternative jihadist training video is below the fold.
June 01, 2012
University of Texas Took a Stand Against BDS & Hooked 'em..
The University of Texas pulled a book from publication rather than exclude two Israeli writers.Good on them!What actually happened, as the news story makes clear, is that the university’s Center for Middle Eastern Studies wanted to publish a collection of women’s writing about life in the Middle East that would include both Arab and Israeli authors. The problem began when a Palestinian woman who had been invited to contribute threatened to withdraw her own article if the two Israelis contributors weren’t excluded.
The university, quite properly, told her to go ahead and withdraw; the book could live without her contribution. But she countered by persuading other contributors to withdraw their manuscripts as well. Ultimately, according to Inside Higher Ed, 13 of the 29 authors did so, and a few others were wavering. That left the university with four choices:[...]
Instead, it chose the final option: It stood up to the boycotters and announced that if the Israelis aren’t published, the boycotters won’t be, either – even at the cost of canceling a book in which the university had already invested a good deal of time, effort and money. As Kamran Scot Aghaie, director of the Center for Middle Eastern Studies, quite properly said, he refuses to “censor” people “based on religion or national origin. To do so is simply discrimination, and it’s wrong.”[More...]
May 06, 2012
Report: Obama Fans Papered with Sherrod Brown Restraining Order
Yesterday[Friday], Breitbart News reported on the checkered past of Sherrod Brown, the Ohio Senator with whom Barack Obama launched his reelection campaign earlier today. Included in Breitbart editor Ben Shapiro's report was a restraining order against Brown filed by his ex-wife Larke and granted by the court. During divorce filings, Larke Brown alleged abuse by then Ohio Secretary of State Brown.Reportedly, conservative activists made sure Obama supporters were aware of this so they attached the Breitbart News article and the restraining order to their windshields.
Flashback 2/04/2007: David Axelrod--Gets Obama's Opponents Sealed Divorce Records Opened Up