November 19, 2013
And Now An Editorial on the Religion of Peas
If you get jail time in Islamic nations for tweets, just imagine what a whole essay would get?
“The religion of peace,” is in fact the religion of blood.Oh my, he is so going to get a Fatwa for that.
Distressed by the Muslims’ trouble-making and killing sprees, civilized nations are bending over backward in the hope of placating them and helping them join the family of humanity by admitting hordes of immigrants and affording them all manner of hospitality and assistance. All seems to no avail. Many of the new arrivals, deeply infected by the Islamic ethos, find it impossible to assimilate in the host countries. Instead, they strive to impose their defunct order that is the cause of their backwardness and inhumanity on the host people.
October 19, 2013
Taliban Desecrate Holy Quran!
This week's Why you desecrate holy Quran? award goes to .... The Taliban!
When will the Taliban stop desecrating the Holy Quran?!?!?
Or, Dis Koran is da bomb!
Afghanistan's National Directorate of Security (NDS) - the country's intelligence agency - issued a report on Wednesday that said its initial investigation into the blast that killed Arsala Jamal, the governor of Logar province, showed that the perpetrators had placed the bomb in a copy of the Koran, not a microphone as previously thoughtBurning the Quran? That's a sin worthy of the death sentence.
Blowing it up? Not so much.
October 11, 2013
Stigmatizing Their Critics - An IPT Discussion Panel Focusing on Islamist Intimidation
How CAIR or WTF, the MB and radical Islamists work.
October 04, 2013
Sandcrawler PSA: Occasionally You Should Mow the Yard
NSFW. Or anywhere else for that matter. No really its tasteless, piggish, sexist and insensitive.
So don't watch it.
The things you have to do to get a Fatwa.
October 02, 2013
Fatwa This! New Face of
Islam I Mean Terror
Which word is missing from this graphic from The Economist?
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Its the name of a certain Religion of Peace™ is it not?
October 01, 2013
Due to the Shutdown Death Fatwas Will Be Delayed Indefinitely
I'm just going to sit around linking Ace all day. Because without Federal support I just don't think I can achieve my recommended daily amount of Fatwa.
But there is a psychopathic, misdirected-sexual-impulse Death Cult cadre of Islam.Huh? Oh yeah. We will resume accepting Fatwa applications as soon as the current crisis has abated.
And it's really time we stopped pretending about it. I don't know if talking about this fact "helps" or not. I have no idea if it helps -- or how it would help.
But whether it helps or not, speaking the Truth about things should not be impermissible in society. The truth should not be deemed polite.
And the truth should not be required to produce tangible secondary benefits.
Many PC idiots will say things like, "Well, how does it actually help matters to speak the truth about things?"
September 17, 2013
And Now Classic Jawa Poetry
There once was a man from YemenAhh the good old days.
Whose breath always smelled of semen
a sign on the door
said, "Come back after 4:00...
I'm out giving head to bin Laden."
August 16, 2013
Muslim Brotherhood Posts Fatwa on Churches
Incitement justifying the burning of churches was posted on the Facebook page of the Freedom and Justice Party, the Islamist party which ousted President Mohamed Morsi leads, in Helwan:Nice little disclaimer they posted on the end there.The Pope of the Church is involved in the removal of the first elected Islamist president.
The Pope of the Church alleges Islamic Sharia is backwards, stubborn, and reactionary.
The Pope of the Church sponsors Black Bloc groups to create chaos, pursue banditry, and siege and storm mosques.
The Church mobilizes the Copts in June 30 demonstrations to topple the Islamist president.
The Pope of the Church objects to the articles of Islamic identity and withdraws from the Constituent Assembly.
The Pope of the Church was the first to respond to Al-Sisi’s call to authorize the killing of Muslims and the outcome of the authorization was more than 500 dead today.
The Pope of the Church sends a memo to the current commission to cancel the articles of Sharia.
After all this people ask why they burn the churches.
Burning houses of worship is a crime.
And for the Church to declare war against Islam and Muslims is the worst offense.
For every action there is a reaction.
How dare those Christians refuse to live as second class citizens and deny the superiority of Islamic domination. For every action there is a reaction.
This is nothing short of the Muslim Brother sanctioning religious persecution and murder of the Coptic minority.
Sharia is the antithesis of Freedom. The Muslim Brotherhood is calling for the freedom to oppress the minority. For them to live as Dhimmis, as the subjects and slaves to Muslims.
Much like the Mahdis war in Sudan a century ago was a war for freedom, the freedom to enslave and trade the Kuffar or the other. They castrated the men and sold the women into sexual slavery.
Freedom, I don't think that word means what the Muslim Brotherhood thinks it means.
Unless and until they are willing to grant their neighbors their freedom as well they are unfit to rule. Sharia be damned.
Exit question; If the ruler of Sudan was the Mahdi? Just how many messiahs does Islam get anyway?
July 29, 2013
He's in hiding, something about a death Fatwa.
July 15, 2013
The Innocence of Islamic Jihad
This video is banned in Spain, because, you know.
July 10, 2013
Fatwa This! The Prophet(PBUH) Was Wrong Edition
Bob Beckel is turning into a regular surprise. In a segment on Boko Haram burning school children alive over the weekend in Nigeria, Beckel called Muslim clerics everywhere cowards for not speaking out against such horrors and said America needs to stop building mosques until we can determine who the terrorist really are.
Apparently Beckel reads Jawa Report's Fatwa This category.
June 20, 2013
Peaceful Misunderstanderer of Islam Threatens to Kill Mom Over Pork Chop
A Pennsylvania man allegedly threatened to kill his mother because he believed she tried to “poison” him by serving pork, “which was against his Muslim religion," investigators report.What a tragedy, this could have all been avoided of only his mother had bought Prophet Brand Pork Chops instead of an inferior store brand
At one point, Coffey went to the kitchen and retrieved a 10-inch kitchen knife. He then returned to the bedroom and “held the knife in a threatening manner,” prompting his mother to “flee out the window of the bedroom onto the roof.” Sherri Coffey subsequently called 911 and then went to a neighbor’s home to await the arrival of officers.
According to cops, Coffey held the knife to the throat of Mark Blair, his mother’s boyfriend, and threatened to kill him if his mother called the police
That's right, Prophet Brand Pork Chops. Just like Imam used to make.
June 14, 2013
Fatwa Friday Continued: Hunting the Green Birds of Paradise
Everyone knows that silver bullets kill werewolves, but these babies take care of those pesky green birds of paradise.
So how do you deal with religious extremists who believe that dying for their faith is an Express Ticket to Paradise? Killing them seems to just give them what they think they want. Only wounding them, as in this recent case, leaves the messy business of a public trial,Hat Tip: Media Matters. ;-)
Its time to put some ham in Mohammad.
A company in northern Idaho has come up with a culturally sensitive approach. Jihawg Ammo has developed a proprietary system for infusing ballistic paint with pork. The special pork-infused paint is then applied to the bullets of loaded ammunition. The inclusion of pork in the paint makes the bullets haraam, or unclean. Under Islamic law, anyone who comes in contact with any haraam item is then unclean and must engage in a cleansing ritual. No unclean person can be admitted into Paradise. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 72 virgins.
June 12, 2013
Mosque Refuses Shipment of Delicious Bacon
I find it deeply saddening that such a genuinely delicious slab of magic could be let go to waste like this.
Update: Why would CAIR delete a tweet like that? I find it deeply saddening that they are stifling interfaith dialogue.
June 10, 2013
Yes Sir Officer Obie, I Cannot Tell a Lie...
Watford’s MP has written to the Home office after anti-Muslim graffiti appeared outside a West Watford infant school.
Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars,
being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted to
get in the newspaper story about it.
June 05, 2013
Fatwa This! #FreeFemen Edition
Yeah I know, but I'd rather run #freefemen than #FreeJahar or #FreeAbuMuwahhid.
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Femen' feminist organization militants demonstrate and pray next to the Tunisia embassy in Paris, France, on June 5, 2013, asking for the liberation of their fellow militants jailed in Tunisia after topless activist actions. Photo by Ammar Abd Rabbo
More Fatwa seekers below the fold(NSFW).
May 23, 2013
Al Qaeda Lover Anjem Chourdary Mentored Woolwich Terrorist Michael AdebolajoBlames British In Afghanistan For Attack (bumped)Omar Bakri Mohammed: I Mentored Him Too!!!
Anjem (al muhaijroun,revolution muslim,Islam policy,shariah4UK,shariah4Islam,sharia4world, muslimsagainstcrusades.etc) knew and knows 28-year-old Michael Adebolajo (aka Mujahid) when the bitch converted to Islam in 2003. When the media asks Anjem about this, he uses the old: "I knew him and haven't seen him for two years" bs.
One of the two men involved in the Woolwich terror attack was known to a banned Islamist organisation and went by the name of Mujahid, The Independent in London has reported.Sure he doesn't preach attacks on Brit troops or anything (out in the open for all to see, well sometimes... see here), he just tweets something like this:
Anjem Choudary, the former leader of the [banned..ed] group, Al Muhajiroun, confirmed that he had known the man who was seen on video in the immediate aftermath of yesterday's horrific killing waving a cleaver with bloodied hands and making political statements.
Mr Choudary said Mujahid, who he said had converted to Islam in 2003 and was a British-born Nigerian, had stopped attending meetings of Al Muhajiroun and its successor organisations two years ago. The former solicitor said he had also known "Mujahid" as Michael[...]
Sources today named one of the suspects as 28-year-old Michael Adebolajo.
Mr Choudary told The Independent: “I knew him as Mujahid. He attended our meetings and my lectures. I wouldn’t describe him as a member [of Al Muhajiroun]. There were lots of people who came to our activities who weren’t necessarily members.
“He was a pleasant, quiet guy. He reverted to Islam in about 2003. He was just a completely normal guy. He was interested in Islam, in memorising the Koran. He disappeared about two years ago. I don’t know what influences he has been under since then.”
Founded in 1983 by Islamist Omar Bakri Muhammad[ Omar the goat humping bakri muhammed...ed], Al Muhajiroun became notorious for attempting to justify the 9/11 attacks and fomenting Islamist rhetoric in Britain.
Mr Choudary, who has long been a controversial figures in Britain’s Islamist circles, has been an outspoken critic of British military involvement in Iraq and Afghanistan.
But he insisted that he had never preached that attacks on British troops or security personnel in Britain were justified.
He was influenced by Anjem's radical preaching as many before him have. Most are in pound-in-ass prison now. For a recent example of such, Americans Zach Chesser and Jesse Norton of Revolution Muslim's South Park fame.
The Jawa Report has OWND his websites numerous times and I noticed today he has another up and running: http://anjem-choudary.com/ The site is registered at Dynadot, a US company. They don't appear to have a problem with it as they have previously refused to remove known terror groups websites. when we have contacted them.
So what is one to do?
Oh hey, lookie here: anjem-choudary.com Tango Down
That's what I call a natty PWN
Update: Not to be outdone by Anjem, Omar the goat humping Bakri Mohammed wanted his mug in the news too. Radical preacher challenge!
Part of that radicalisation can be tracked to extremist groups such as the now-banned al-Muhijaroun. Its former UK head, Omar Bakri Mohammad told the Guardian that he had known Michael Olumide Adebolajo, who had attended many meetings. These included al-Muhijaroun events at community centres and a mosque in the Woolwich area.Anjem's website Tango Down also affects the ole goat humper.
Adebolajo attended the meetings from 2004 to around 2011 and, according to Bakri Mohammad, chose his own Muslim name after converting from his Christian upbringing. The name he chose, Mujaahid, means one engaged in jihad.
No, I don't condone hacking but I'll leave it at that.
May 21, 2013
Jesus vs Muhammad! (Qur'an Challenge II)
I get a fatwa because I posted it, right?
May 16, 2013
This Is One Time I Agree With Pali Minister of Religious Endowments
And, Allah knows best.
Everything you wanted to know "About" Sheikh Yusuf Al-Qaradawi is here
May 05, 2013
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Muslimahs Of Al Qaeda's Jabhat al-Nusra Patrol Streets Of Aleppo Edition***Sticky***
Fatwas will be issued
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Blog Sabbath Caption Contest Zubeidat Tsarnaeva [#BostonBombers Mommy Dearest] EditionBumped: Fatwas Issued!
Fatwas will be issued.
Update: Fatwas issued:
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Nanabozoh and JarvisW for:
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Bubbe and darthsmeag for:
I will lay down, and I will play some funky music until I die!
...And your little DOG TOO!!!
You want Jawa meatballs? Right there. Get 'em while they're still hot.The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against garrett and ER for:
Well if all you could get were meatballs like this you would be angry too.
Zubeidat Tsaernava stars inThe "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Kafiroon and James for:
WEEKEND AT ACHMED'S
...this Louis Vuitton handbag is NOT unIslamic! it's war booty from Lord & Taylor
There is no dirty heart in there!
We sacrificed it to allah and now he is a zombie.
Unlike Mashoom's moustache, this little muj does nothing to excite me.
May 02, 2013
Egyptian TV Host Riham Said OWND Cleric Yousuf Badri
Be sure and watch it all:
"Change the subject and Put On That Hijab'!
April 21, 2013
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest War PrOn EditionUpdate: Fatwas Issued
Fatwas will be issued.
Update: Fatwas issued:
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against dahozho for:
Ok, G.I. Joe, this is ok, but do you have any goat porn?The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued moe hamhead against for:
ayrab: oh yeah baby, you got the meatballs? i got the sauceThe "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against garrett for:
Achmed : "Tara Reid's nipples don't look 'halal' if you know what I'm saying..."The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against 11B40 for:
Looks like it's time to get the old eyes checked again. For a moment there, I thought the soldier was reading IMAM magazine..
And yes, I will get to those I haven't issued fatwas for yet, promise.
April 04, 2013
Boobies Against Islamists
BERLIN: Bare-breasted activists staged rallies in front of mosques and Tunisian embassies across Europe Thursday against what they called an Islamist crackdown on Arab women's rights.Probably NSFW in boobie fearing America.
A Femen activist burns a Salafist flag in front of the Great Mosque of Paris, on April 3, 2013.
"And we'll fight against them. And our boobs will be stronger than their stones."
The rallies targeted in particular the case of a Tunisian activist calling herself Amina Tyler who sparked a scandal last month when she posted pictures of herself online with the words "My body belongs to me" and "Fuck your morals" emblazoned across her naked breasts.
Why u insult holly banner of Islam?
More Fatwa seeking boobies below the fold.
April 03, 2013
What Do You Despise?
By this are you truly known.
April 01, 2013
Heartbreak! The I Will Cut Rr Neck Fatwa Issued Against Jabba’s Palace
Lego added the “Jabba’s Palace” playset to its Star Wars collection in 2012. But in January this year the set started to provoke outrage in Austria’s Islamic community after a Muslim father found that his sister had given one to his son as a present.Must have been a copyright issue.... or maybe the Muslim community thought it too closely resembled Mehmed the Conqueror and Hagia Sophia. Or maybe..... nah, better not go there. I might get a Fatwa.
Furious Muslim critics complained that the Lego set’s Asian and oriental figures were “deceitful and criminal” characters such as gun-runners, slave masters and terrorists.
“This sort of thing does not belong in a child’s bedroom,” said Melissa Gunes, a spokeswoman for Austria’s Turkish Cultural Association. Critics also claimed that the palace had an uncanny resemblance to Istanbul’s Hagia Sophia mosque. “The game is pedagogical dynamite. It depicts Muslims as terrorists,” the TCA complained, adding that Jabba was shown to be a “terrorist who likes to smoke hookah and have his victims killed”
Its a bit long, but she's really going for a Fatwa!
l Feki found that demonstrators for political freedom in Tahrir Square during the 2011 Egyptian Revolution had little interest in also promoting sexual freedom. That's because most Arabs derive their sexual mores from their religious beliefs. The only way to bring more sexual freedom to the Arab world, she argues, is through Islam, which was far more tolerant of the needs of the flesh a thousand years ago than it is today.
On March 13, 2013, El Feki joined novelist and former sex worker Tracy Quan for "Sex and the Citadel: Does the Arab Spring need a Summer of Love?," an event hosted by the Reason Foundation at New York City's Museum of Sex.
March 28, 2013
Resistance Tunnel of Love Claims Another Hamas Member
His mama told him to leave the love ewe alone and he didn't listen.
8-03-2013,11:43Serves Al Sirhi right for having sex with a animal and Allah knows best.
Al Qassam website- Gaza- Ezzedeen al Qassam Brigades the military wing of the Islamic Resistance Movement Hamas, mourned on Thursday morning 28/3/2013 the death of one of its members Mohammed Al Sirhi,20, from Al Zaytoon neighborhood south of Gaza city.
The Brigades announced in a military statement released on Thursday morning that the member Mohammed Ahmed Al Sirhi, 20, from al Zaytoon neighborhood east of Gaza city has died while doing his religious and national duty to ewes in one of resistance tunnels in Gaza city.
Top image credit: Zionist Bandwidth Bitch
"Love Ewe" image credited to some people.
March 03, 2013
Blog Sabbath Captions Contest: Activists Welcome John Kerry To Egypt Edition
**Sticky**Update: Fatwas Issued
Fatwas will be issued
Update: Fatwas issued:
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Okie Wan Rednecki for:
They burned his image. That should get him a 4th Purple Heart.The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Elmira Viking & Darthsmeag for:
We all NOW know the real reason Cheech Marin got his hands burned. He was roasting meatballs !!The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against moe hamhead for:
I like my meatballs covered in ketchup !
we the people demand the return of the munsters! where is our leader herman munster? all praise herman munster!!! ullu ullu ullu!!!!!!The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Kalifornia Kafir for:
John Kerry meets Emily Litella: They told the stories at times they had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of... oh wait, not Genghis Khan but the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood. Nevermind.
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1st image h/t @TarekFatah
February 27, 2013
Egyptian Cleric Abu Islam Hates on Cross Worshipers
So don't anyone go around insulting Mohammad now,.just because his followers are assholes. Wouldn't be prudent.....
February 24, 2013
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: I Went To Syria For Jihad Edition
And all I got was ___________________
Fatwas will be issued.
Update: Fatwas issued:
he "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against The Realist of Queensland for:
sent to receive my virgins but was pissed off when it turned out to be these guys in burkhas!The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Moshe Ben Avram for:
"This plate of Meatballs."The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Vyx for:
was featured on this list of "jihads hottest corpses."The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Kafiroon & PaterNovem for:
All I got was my dirty heart separated from my dirty head.
.. A small picture on The Jawa Report with a bunch of other goat rapers!
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Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Chechen Mujahideen Bloopers Edition
Bumped: Fatwas Issued
Fatwas will be issued
Update: Fatwas issued:
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Sandy Fluke for:
Chechen separatist warlord's, M'Balz Es -Hari (left), I-Zheet M'Drurz (Center) and Haid D'Salaami (right) demand recognition of the independence of Chechnya and also, tax payer funded personal hygiene items.The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Kim for:
Maybe he frown because he have bubbling pile of warm meatballs squishing around in Tighty Whities.The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Tyler for:
"Jamal's pants were so tight everyone knew what religion he belonged to the moment he sat down."The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against obsidian for:
Still showing where he shit his pants during the morning when he mistook a mo ped for a Predator drone M'druze sat for a picture with his Peeps.
His last pair of un shit in jogging pants to