September 29, 2016

Fatwa This! Just Asking For it Edition

Look if Milo gets a death Fatwa before me, I'l be totally pissed. .

知 Milo Yiannopoulos, thank you for coming. Tonight I have two objectives. The first is to be issued with a fatwa, which I surely will be any day now if I知 doing my job properly..

Effing newbies... coming around here sucking up all the Fatwas..

By Howie at 07:25 AM | Comments |

August 22, 2016

Fatwa This: Namewee OH MY GOD!

Malaysian artist Namewee has been arrested for insulting lslam, he called it a superstition in a video.

A Malaysian rapper has been remanded in custody by a court in Penang over a music video entitled Oh My God that allegedly insults Islam because it was partly filmed in a mosque.

Namewee, whose real name is Wee Meng Chee, will be held for four days, a district police chief, Mior Faridalathrash Wahid, told Agence France-Presse.

He said the rapper was being investigated for defiling a place of worship with the intent of insulting a religion.

The rapper, who is also a film director, could face up to two years in prison, a fine, or both, according to local media.

It wasn't for filming in a mosque, trust me it was for grouping Islam with other superstition.

Without further delay, here is the video.


By Howie at 12:36 PM | Comments |

August 08, 2016

Sandcrawler PSA: Cynicism And You

By Howie at 08:58 AM | Comments |

August 03, 2016

ISIS Meets Sprockets


Hat Tip: B'emetOr.

By Howie at 08:01 PM | Comments |

July 26, 2016

Fatwa This! Morris vs Fido

Fide was such a good boy.

Hey its just a cat's nature.

By Howie at 12:14 PM | Comments |

July 19, 2016

Try New Chopophobin!

Have an aversion to your beheading, try Chopophobin! You won't even squirm, well not as much, maybe.

By Howie at 03:20 PM | Comments |

July 09, 2016

Fatwa This! Flying Donkey Edition

By Howie at 09:33 AM | Comments |

June 22, 2016

Acts17Apologetics Scores The Highly Coveted I Will A$$rape Your Mother Fatwa

So jealous.

But I think the translation is wrong, it should be

{omitted} you {omitted} and yes your mom is a good {omitted} sucker you {omitted} {omitted}...if you were in front of me... i would {omitted} your mom {omitted}
There glad we cleared that up. We wouldn't want people to misinterpret this message of peace and understanding between the Christian and Islamic communities.

Hat tip: 1389.

By Howie at 09:27 PM | Comments |

June 19, 2016

Fatwa This! Painting Muhammad with Bob Ross

I have a bad feeling about this.

By Howie at 07:25 AM | Comments |

June 16, 2016

Fatwa This! The West is The Best

Get here and we'll do the rest.

By Howie at 12:34 PM | Comments |

June 15, 2016

Sandcrawler PSA: War is Here


By Howie at 12:51 PM | Comments |

June 13, 2016

The Beat Goes On!

If you match up the whacks with the Allahu Ackbars! It makes a catchy new rhythm, some rap artist is going to make bazillions!

Its so nice to see Muslims, allow their children to participate so young!

By Howie at 11:30 AM | Comments |

Condell: The Death Rattle of a Dhimmi Society

One of Pat's older video's that for some reason fits every single Islamic Terror attack.

By Howie at 08:35 AM | Comments |

May 06, 2016

Classic Youtube Day Part II

Yeah so we have Zo's last Zonation.

Now we have our classic liberal Atheist Pat Condell.

Don't ever let anyone tell you Jawa are not a diverse open group of Wingnuts!

Thanks to some other crazy Rebel.

By Howie at 12:03 PM | Comments |

April 13, 2016

Fatwa This! Turkey's Leading Turkey Edition

With all due respect, which in any free country is none whatsoever let me stand in solidarity with Jan Bhmermann in saying this, Erdogan sucks balls!

German comedian has been placed under police protection after reading a crude poem about Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan on television.

A police car was parked in front of Jan Bhmermann痴 house, although it was not immediately clear if a concrete threat had been made against him.

German newspaper Bild website reported that the satirist and his family were allegedly facing a threat from the Turkish president痴 supporters.

Its not really surprising that Mr. Bhmermann is earning a Fatwa.

Remember Turkey refused to allow the US to use any of its territory during the Iraq war, despite is NATO membership.

The number one country that Jawa Report received Islamist threats to our lives was so called secular Turkey.

In fact fact every one of the Fatwas we give out in caption contests are quotes from Turkish Muslims who wanted to "Cut Ur Neck" for photoshoping Korans and various other insults to just about everyone.

So here with out further comment is the video that Erdogan hates and an English translation of some of the best parts.

Oh and Mr. Erdogan, next time you come to our country don't send your goons to attack protesting Kurds, that may fly in Turkey but here Kurds are free to protest. And their right to call you everything but a white boy is protected.

Mr. Erdogan can suck it!

By Howie at 10:38 AM | Comments |

March 21, 2016

Fatwa This! Mirror Mirror Edition

Pat goes for a Fatwa!

By Howie at 08:08 AM | Comments |

March 18, 2016

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: ISIS Slave Auction Edition (Fatwas Issued!)

Caption this.

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The I will cut UR neck Fatwa issued against EyeSurgeon for

Alahu akbaaaaa!
The Why U insult Holly Koran? Fatwa issued against Ron for
Cruz voters.
Boy oh boy are we gonna pay for that one!

Come one guys, its a joke? You understand, right?

Anyway, the Devil will do meetballs from ur body Fatwa issued against The Man From Athens for

So many babes. So little time.

By Howie at 09:20 PM | Comments |

March 01, 2016

Nadine Al-Budair Editorial on Islamic Terrorism

Ran across this editorial on Islamic Terror by Nadine Al-Budair. Its very good.

iberal Saudi journalist Nadine Al-Budair, who lives in Qatar, penned an article in the Kuwaiti daily Al-Rai in which she wondered how Muslims would have acted if Christians had blown themselves up in their midst or tried to force their faith on them.

She presented the hypothetical question while calling on the Muslim world to be introspective and enact reforms, instead of condemning Western attitudes towards it.

的magine a Western youth coming here and carrying out a suicide mission in one of our public squares in the name of the Cross. Imagine that two skyscrapers had collapsed in some Arab capital, and that an extremist Christian group, donning millennium-old garb, had emerged to take responsibility for the event, while stressing its determination to revive Christian teachings or some Christian rulings, according to its understanding, to live like in the time [of Jesus] and his disciples, and to implement certain edicts of Christian scholar, she wrote, according to a translation of the article by the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI).

Expect her home nation of Saudi Arabia to issue a Fatwa. And not the good kind of Fatwa, like a total Death Fatwa.

By Howie at 09:20 AM | Comments |

February 12, 2016

Saudi Arabia Issues Fatwa Against Uncovered Princess Mascot

Because she was a dirty dirty whore princess!. Princess whore? I dunno.

Religious police in Saudi Arabia detained a pastry shop痴 cross-dressing mascot for showing a little too much skin.

As part of a promotional campaign, a bakery in Riyadh had the man dress up in a costume depicting an unveiled Muppet-like woman in a blue gown.

Maybe this outrage against Pastry Princesses will finally get Oliver Willis' attention on Islamic oppression?

By Howie at 08:46 AM | Comments |

October 29, 2015

Fatwa This! Islamic State! Danger! Romance!

Caption or create your own meme... Fatwas will be issued.

Probably against me, but you don't want me taking all the credit and getting all the reward.

By Howie at 12:38 PM | Comments |

June 18, 2015

Ding Dong! Jihadi Witnesses!


By Howie at 01:05 PM | Comments |

May 07, 2015

A Cartoon Worthy of Death

Behold, the image that won the Draw Mohammad contest.

Remember when Monty Python got all those death threats for that one blasphemous movie? And all the Lefties were all, like, "Hey, I support free speech, BUT .... "? Good times. Good times.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:09 PM | Comments |

April 04, 2015

Christ-O-Phobia Sweeps Australia

No wait!

By Howie at 09:17 AM | Comments |

March 25, 2015

Know the Powah!

Of the Dark Side!


By Howie at 07:34 AM | Comments |

March 21, 2015

Fatwas Fatwas Everywhere

You can Jihad all you like but you can never leave.

Numbered and dated, the fatwas bear the insignia of the Islamic State痴 Council for Research and Fatwa Issuing (Hay誕t al-Buhuth wa値-Ifta), which seems modeled on Saudi Arabia痴 body of similar name and purpose. Presumably, the Islamic State痴 fatwa council is controlled by the larger Islamic State Shari誕 Council, which carries real political weight. Recently, a former Islamic State mufti reportedly stated: 典here痴 nothing that is decided without the Sharia Council痴 approval. At the council痴 helm, suggests Iraqi expert Hisham al-Hashimi, is the 30-year-old Bahraini scholar Turki al-Bin疎li. The latter is likely the author, coauthor, or editor of some of the fatwas.
Fatwa Fatwa Fatwa.
Is it permissible for the wives of martyrs to leave with their children for the lands of unbelief?

A. No.

Q. Is it permissible for the soldiers of the Islamic State to go to the lands of unbelief....

Whoso leaves the Abode of Islam for the Abode of Unbelief without a legitimate reason has committed a sin (ma壮iya)

Q. Is it permissible to travel to the areas under the control of the [Asad] regime for some need?

A. No. Travel to the lands of unbelief generally, and to the lands under the control of the regime specifically, is permissible only on the condition of one痴 ability openly to disavow and show hatred to the unbelievers. We are certain that this condition is impossible to meet.

IS has a certain Hotel Jonestown ring to it, no?

By Howie at 08:36 PM | Comments |

February 18, 2015

Where's Dr. Rusty Shackleford? Allahu Gaybar! Edition

He said some shit about packing to go to Islamic State or going to Islamic State to do some packing I dunno. Vinnie went with him, something about an oath.

I knew AQI was gay ever since the Perfumes Shura Council video.

Hat Tip: Serious.

By Howie at 08:51 PM | Comments |

January 20, 2015

Zo Terrorizes Liberals

By exposing that Liberals abandoned themselves and every value they claim to stand for when they apologize for Islamic terror. Or speaking the truth, whatever.

Damn, Zo that is one brave stand you're taking. Bless you.

By Howie at 03:48 PM | Comments |

January 10, 2015

Sandcrawler PSA: Islamic Massacres And You

Hat Tip: Brad.

By Howie at 09:20 PM | Comments |

January 09, 2015


By Howie at 10:44 AM | Comments |

January 07, 2015

Pictures of Naked Muhammad: Because Some People Deserve to be Insulted

I don't normally go out of my way to insult people, but some people deserve to be insulted. If these images of Muhammad bother you, don't look at them. If you believe they should be illegal, then you and I have very different ideas about the limits of government and the inalienable rights of man.

If you believe violence is justified in suppressing them, then you should know that I believe violence is justified in protecting the right to publish them.

UPDATE: You can grab pics from the Mohammad image archive links listed here.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 03:38 PM | Comments |

November 19, 2014

I'm Like Totally Offended


By Howie at 11:46 AM | Comments |

October 22, 2014

Save The Goats!

In the face of the recent attacks in Canada I feels its critical that we maintain our resolve in the face of ISIS murders. The Kurds agree.


By Howie at 10:35 AM | Comments |

October 20, 2014

Killing Jews For Allah Hab Been Quite Lucrative For Hamas

A line from Pat Condell's latest commentary.

By Howie at 08:47 AM | Comments |

September 29, 2014

Oversight? Jawa Report Still Not Banned in Kuwait

I would like to welcome our new Kuwaiti reader.


We're sorry this was all we had. But we're not banned in Kuwait? I could have sworn that at one time...... back in the day.


Anyway hang around, click some stuff, insult some people....

Its Jawa Report its just what we do.

Previous Coverage: Statistics! Pakistani Muslims Still #1 in Goat Sex

By Howie at 09:21 PM | Comments |

September 15, 2014

Jawa Report Congratulates Gary Cass on His CAIR Fatwa

Clash Daily:

The reason Cass asked me to float his column was because his column got canned by Charisma magazine痴 website. They originally posted it and then pulled it because, according to an insider, it was causing Charisma to receive threats from guess who Muslims. So, being the typical spineless wonders the church has come to be, Charisma yanked it less they tick off the perpetually perturbed Islam.

Let me see if I understand Charisma痴 editorial decision making process: Islamists cut our journalists heads off, slaughter Christians in mass executions, burn churches to the ground and post it on YouTube, and a 鼎hristian website is afraid to run a column condemning such atrocities? You致e got to be kidding me. It痴 this kind of cowardice that値l cause us to lose our religious liberty and possibly our lives.

Right on cue its CAIR using that word.

So without further delay. Here is Mr. Cass's column

IT担 OFFICIAL: I知 Islamaphobic, Are You?
I confess, I知 的slamaphobic, but for very good reasons.

My fear is not an irrational fear based on uniformed prejudice; rather it痴 an historic, clear eyed, informed, rational fear. ISSA is doing to America journalists what every true follower of Mohammed wants to do to you and yours; subjugate or murder you. They believe they have been given a mandate by Allah (Satan) to dominate the world.

Are there any solutions? All the seminars, petitions, books, laws, articles and other similar actions are worthless. Muslims laugh at us for how stupid we are when it comes to dealing with them.

Here痴 three possible solutions, but really there痴 only one.

1.) Conversion: Wouldn稚 it be wonderful to see Muslims turn from Satan (Allah) to Christ? But, I agree with Phil Robertson, this is not biblically doable. Why? God has a plan and he revealed it at the birth of Ishmael, the father of the Arabs. 典he Angel of the Lord said.He [Ishmael] will be an ass of a man; His hand shall be against every man, and every man痴 hand against him (Genesis 16:11,12) The Arab Muslims are God痴 sworn enemies and are ordained by God to be against everyone. That痴 not to say there will not be a small percentage of Muslims who will be saved by faith in Christ.

2.) D.A.M.N.: Depart All Muslims Now. Deport them like Spain was forced to do when they deported the Muslim Moors. Muslims in America are procreating at twice the rate of other groups. So, either we force them all to get sterilized, or we wait for the 鄭rmy of Islam to arise in our midst and do what Muslims always do, resort to violence.

3.) Violence: The only thing that is biblical and that 1400 years of history has shown to work is overwhelming Christian just war and overwhelming self defense. Christian Generals Charles Martel in 732 and Jon Sobieski in 1672 defeated Islamic Turks and their attempts to take the West. Who will God raise up to save us this time? Will God even intervene or turn us over to the Muslims for turning against Him?

Wow those are radical solutions, but pretty much all of them are the current policy of ISIL in Iraq and Syria. So while I don't quite agree with most of it, I do dig the bring Muslims to Jesus part. Removing the speech because of threats from Muslims is no solution.

Its not the Media tarring Islam with ISIS violence. ISIS is tarring Islam with Islam itself. Like I said before Islam is what Muslims say it is. And and awful lot of Muslims support ISIL and therefore their acts of outright barbarism, terror and genocide.

So the root cause of so called Islmaophobia might be sawing off people's heads on video, no?

Its seems CAIR might do a better job convincing ISIS that Islam is a religion of peace. Remove the actual threat and you remove the fear or the phobia as they call it.

So here's to wishing CAIR the best of luck in convincing ISIS supporters that Islam is a religion of peace, then the phobia will take care of itself.

Good luck with that.

By Howie at 10:01 AM | Comments |

September 10, 2014

Ahhh Smackbar! Canadian Terror Supporter Bilal Phillips Arrested In Philippines

And currently undergoing cornholing

DAVAO CITY: POLICE and immigration agents on Sunday arrested in this city Canadian Muslim scholar and professor Dr. Abu Ameen Bilal Philips, whom authorities suspect has ties with some Muslim radical extremist groups.

Philips, who has been banned from entering the United States and the United Kingdom, was conducting a lecture in a predominantly Muslim village when he was invited for questioning and subsequently held in custody by authorities.

Chief Supt. Wendy Rosario, director of the Philippine National Police in Southern Mindanao, said the 68-year-old Philips is considered a threat to national security.

Rosario said Philips is being questioned for his possible links with terror groups including the ISIS (Islamic State in Iraq and Syria), noting that his records are enough to sound alarm bells as the scholar was also banned in Kenya, Germany and Australia. [More]

Invited for questioning....Bwahahahahahaha.

h/t @AlWalaaWalBaraa who just retweeted this:

Update: Note to self, school wannabe jihadi on cornholing:


By Stable Hand at 03:14 PM | Comments |