May 13, 2013
Proof Estrogen Just as Dangerous as Testosterone
I have a running one liner in which I describe testosterone as liquid stupid. Where otherwise intelligent young men are rendered mentally incompetent by their testosterone level.
On Instagram, “Izzyperez007,” posted a collage of Dzhokhar. “Love you Jahar and support you!!” the user gushed.Ummmm, yeah.
When commenters called her “crazy” and “obsessed,” she wrote, “I am going to make shorts that say #FreeJahar on my butt,” she wrote in comments.
May 03, 2013
Government Loses 556lbs Of Explosives
The federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives said Wednesday that it is offering a $5,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of those responsible for stealing 559 pounds of explosives last month near Red Lodge.
The theft happened sometime in April when thieves broke into a U.S. Forest Service storage bunker about two miles south of Red Lodge, said Brad Beyersdorf, an ATF spokesman.
Items stolen included emulsion-type explosives, explosive cast boosters and detonating cord.
Pressure cookers not included.
Cornhole Watch: Cam d'ambrosio
Hmm I bet this tender little white gangsta will be one of the most popular girls in the prison.
Apparently teenager Cameron D'Ambrosio was arrested for allegedly posting terrorist threats on social media sites like Facebook and YouTube.More here.
His posts included things like, "“F*ck politics, F*ck Obama and F*ck the government!!”
He is Sooo NOT number one.
April 08, 2013
In The Future Everyone Will be Extremists
An Army Reserve training poster lists various types of extremists. Including the usual, al-Qaeda, and the Muslim Brotherhood whom the Obama administration called mostly secular.
Also included the world's 1.18 billion Catholics and of course Islamophobes.... those are people who have an irrational fear of having their head sloppily chopped off with a butcher knife.
Hot Air: This one earns the coveted Duke University triple facepalm, the highest honor we can award for self-beclowning. An Army Reserve training class attempted to instruct soldiers on the various extremist groups of the world, dutifully noting al-”Quaeda,” with with the US armed forces are at war, and Hamas, which the State Department lists as a terrorist organization. Both of those, however, come below a couple of extremist groups so fringe that only about 60 million Americans count themselves among their ranks:
One does have to be amused, however, at the last entry on the list — “Islamophobia”. That follows a half-dozen references to various Islamist groups, including one that the Obama administration is currently attempting to engage (the Muslim Brotherhood), and “Sunni Muslims” — without any other qualifiers. I imagine the Shi’ites appreciate that conclusion...
April 03, 2013
Pete and Repeat
The Obama administration is engaged in a broad push to make more home loans available to people with weaker credit, an effort that officials say will help power the economic recovery but that skeptics say could open the door to the risky lending that caused the housing crash in the first placeWhen the loans go bad Obama and Barney Frank will hold a joint press conference and sing Its All Boooshes' Fault in blessed show tune type harmony.
Housing officials are urging the Justice Department to provide assurances to banks, which have become increasingly cautious, that they will not face legal or financial recriminations if they make loans to riskier borrowers who meet government standards but later default.
March 20, 2013
Presidential Limo AFU in Israel (Updated: WTF?)
t can withstand biochemical attacks and a barrage of gunfire but apparently not a drop of diesel fuel.Apparently the guy who pumps the gas was on furlough. Cause you know, only in the government to you need a qualified trained individual to pump gas.
President Barack Obama’s customized Cadillac limousine often referred to as “The Beast” was photographed on the back of a flat-bed hauler in Israel today. Israeli press is reporting someone mistakenly filled the vehicle with diesel fuel, which caused the breakdown.
Update: Jawa Report agents are always actively investigating these important issues.
The Presidential limo runs on Diesel fuel.
Among the truck-derived greasy bits may be the engine. It's been reported that the limo uses a 6.5L diesel V8 which got me thinking about whether it might be a Tier 2 Bin 5 compliant clean diesel. I contacted Cadillac spokesman David Caldwell who gave me the following response, "We're just not permitted to discuss that at all -- and in fact I don't even know the engine aspects of the car. So it's not the case that I'm just choosing not to tell you -- I don't know and would not be permitted to know."So its been rumored that it runs on Diesel, its been speculated it might run on biofuels as well.
But I went and looked some more.. GM tells GAS.org it does run on diesel fuel.
The most significant detail of Cadillac One (C1), from an alternative-fuels standpoint, is the limo’s 6.6L Duramax turbo-diesel V8 engine.I guess only the Juice know for sure.
If it did run on diesel fuel and someone put gas in it, well that's a whole other rods came through the block story. Unless there is some high tech gadget that says Oh no! Shut them all down!
February 07, 2013
LA Fugitive's Leftist Manifesto
Remember that after you read this, you need to go back to the Right Wing Extremists are Dangerous narrative, lest you find yourself on the wrong side of some fascist liberal's world view and get hurt.
SooperMexican: I’ve been following closely the news story about Chris Dorner, who is now suspected of murdering three people, including one police officer, and shooting another two police officers. He is targeting police and their families for what he says is a corrupt system that robbed him of his name and his life.I'll quote the first part of what SooperMexican found.
However, I started noticing that some of the details the media was talking about didn’t fit the released manifesto I’ve read everywhere. Especially interesting, is that KFI’s morning news regurgitator Bill Handel had mentioned some pro-Obama comments and anti-NRA sentiments in the manifesto.
... However, I was able to find a complete copy of the posting, from the website “Crime File News” – the details in it corroborate with the reading that Bill Handel gave on the KFI morning show today.
Pro Gun Control:Read the rest.
Who in there right mind needs a fucking silencer!!! who needs a freaking SBR AR15? No one. No more Virginia Tech, Columbine HS, Wisconsin temple, Aurora theatre, Portland malls, Tucson rally, Newtown Sandy Hook. Whether by executive order or thru a bi-partisan congress an assault weapons ban needs to be re-instituted. Period!!!
Mia Farrow said it best. “Gun control is no longer debatable, it’s not a conversation, its a moral mandate.”
Sen. Feinstein, you are doing the right thing in leading the re-institution of a national AWB. Never again should any public official state that their prayers and thoughts are with the family.
Hat Tip: Bryan Preston.
Update: From the complete copy of the posting linked above in the quotes text his list of "high value targets" starting with Whitey.
Those Caucasian officers who join South Bureau divisions.So pretty much everyone that's not him.
Those Black officers in supervisory ranks and pay grades...
Those Hispanic officers
Those lesbian officers
Those Asian officers
Those of you who "go along to get along"
Los Angeles officers guarding a "target" named in the posting shot and wounded multiple people in Torrance who were in a pickup but were not involved, authorities said. The extent of their injuries was not released. It's not clear if the target is a person or a location.
The Daily Breeze in Torrance also reports (http://bit.ly/YWhBLi) that there was another police shooting nearby involving another pickup truck, but the driver wasn't hurt.
February 05, 2013
Menendez: I'm not gay! Just Check Out How Hot The Hooker I Didn't Sleep With Is as Proof!
Stacy McCain emailed that he's all over the Menendez hooker scandal. Let's just say that he's not buying the I-didn't-do-it-but-check-out-how-hot-she-is-eh? defense. Me? I'm spending the rest of my day at the alleged hooker's website. Doing, er, "research".
Anyway, there's more over at Breitbart.
A video below of Svetlana Buchyk. Possibly NSFW.
January 04, 2013
Sandcrawler PSA: Liberalspeak
"I had children that would come up to me and say, 'I really don't want to be out of school for Christmas because we know we're not going to get much to eat,' " Godfrey says. "We can say over and over and over, 'It's a parent's responsibility to feed their children.' But the bottom line is, they don't."They don't? You mean even with all those free government programs?
The reasons for that are complex,Get that the reasons are complex.
That's when I realized Complex is a by-word that liberals use instead of worthless piece of shit when confronted with the fact that no matter how hard you try, you just can't polish a turd.
January 03, 2013
Cornhole Watch: Gary Smith
Gary's a sore loser, also he's soon to be an on, you know, sore.
After reviewing surveillance video apparently showing former Congressional District 1 Republican primary candidate Gary Smith slashing the tires of at least four fellow Republicans, including his primary opponent, Janice Arnold-Jones, Albuquerque Police Department Detectives have issued a warrant for his arrest.
December 17, 2012
Westboro Baptist Experiencing Technical Difficulties
Update: Deluxe Technical Difficulties.
December 06, 2012
California Über Alles: Majority of Your Labor Now Belongs to the State (Arbeit Macht Frei)
My buddy Professor Chaos and I, both native Californians who fled the once-great state with no plans on returning ... ever, were talking the other day when I mentioned a classic Dead Kennedy's song California Über Alles.
Chaos pointed out the irony of the song being directed at Governor Jerry Brown back in 1979. And who is currently presiding over California's decline? Yup, the same Jerry Brown.
If you've never heard the song, it's below with lyrics. It unites punk enthusiasts (me), hippie haters (Chaos), and pretty much every one else who thinks the nanny state is just fascism with a smile.
How bad is it in California under Der Fuerer Brown? This bad:
Thanks to passage of Proposition 30 last month, high-income Californians would pay the nation's highest marginal income tax rates -- nearly 52 percent -- if President Barack Obama and Congress fail to make a deal to avoid the so-called "fiscal cliff," according to a new study.The story is wrong. Regardless of the so-called "fiscal cliff", President Obama supports raising taxes on the wealthiest. So, either way, the marginal tax rate on wealthy Californians will be above the 50% mark.
Just one more reason never to move back. Video below.
December 03, 2012
No Act of Kindness Goes Unpunished
Remember last week when the NYC police officer bought a barefoot homeless man boots?
After Officer Lawrence DePrimo knelt beside a barefoot man on a bitterly cold November night in Times Square, giving him a pair of boots, a photo of his random act of good will quickly took on a life of its ownStill Mr. Hillman expressed gratitude without revealing the location of how much crack he'd been able to barter the boots for.
...But what of the shoeless man?
His name is Jeffrey Hillman, and on Sunday night, he was once again wandering the streets — this time on the Upper West Side — with no shoes.
The $100 pair of boots that Officer DePrimo had bought for him at a Sketchers store on Nov. 14 were nowhere to be seen.
“Those shoes are hidden. They are worth a lot of money,” Mr. Hillman said in an interview on Broadway in the 70s. “I could lose my life.”
November 16, 2012
Where is Twinkie? Is He Safe? Is He Alright?
No, I couldn't have, he was delicious. I tasted it!
Hint to Bakers Union, when the company lays it all out there and then even the effing Teamsters agree to it. That's called a fucking clue!
You know who will really suffer from this, the children.
November 15, 2012
Sandcrawler PSA: Elections Matter
First-time jobless claims spiked last week to 439K, "unexpectedly."Hat Tip: Monica.
September 12, 2012
Retard of the Day: Nancy Cordes
Before Romney issued his statement today, an open mic capture the press coordinating questions to ask Romney, with one saying “no matter who he calls on we’re covered on the one question”
August 13, 2012
Government Actually Built This: The $2 Million Dollar Intern
I blame the roads:
The Agriculture Department spent $2 million on an internship program in which only one intern was hired, according to a new inspector general report.So, $2 million for a single intern.
In defense of the Secretary of Agriculture, the intern was really really hot.
August 08, 2012
Harry Reid Accuses Obama of Using Cocaine for Past 10 Years
I'm told that Reid pronounced it "koh-chi-een" in a condescending Hispanic accent. Do I know he said this? No, I'm not certain. But the fact that he hasn't released the audio transcripts are pretty damning.
Harry Reid's father must be so embarrassed by his son.
Video by Granny Jan Jihad Kitty
Dialogue by Sen. Harry Reid (D - Nev)
August 07, 2012
Harry Reid Lying Pederast
For God's sake,think of the Childrens!. Those poor poor Childrens.
Update: Surprise! What are Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi hiding in their tax returns?
Update: Harry Reid got rich by pimping out young vulnerable virgins, their innocent young lives destroyed as they were sold into debauched bondage and sexual slavery to disgusting, crusty old men.
July 17, 2012
Obama V. Clinton On Taxes
Thanks to Dick Morris for putting this up. I think it makes a strong argument that President Obama is being deceptive when he talks about Clinton tax rates.
Dick Morris:President Obama is trying to re-write history when he says that his tax program is the same as Bill Clinton supported “when 23 million jobs were created.”Read the rest.
It’s not that way at all. Clinton’s 1993 increase of personal income taxes on the top bracket to 39.6% had a very negative effect on the economy. It was only after Clinton’s 1997 cut the capital gains tax – the opposite of what Obama proposes – that job growth really piled up.
...Clinton suddenly saw the error of his ways and began to hold down spending and push for a tax cut. In 1997, he and the Republican Congress combined to cut capital gains taxes from 28% (the rate to which Bush had increased it) to 20%. The result was electrifying! Real wage growth was 6.5% in the four years after the tax cut compared to minuscule wage growth of 0.8% over the four years after Clinton’s tax increase!
July 11, 2012
Obama Administration Sucks Terrorist Ass in Return For Pakistani Help
You know I don't really get why the Haqqani network would not be covered by previous UN and US declarations of the Taliban as foreign terrorist organization?
But then again the Obama administration has not really enforced the designations against the Taliban, even going so far as to approve a Taliban embassy in Qatar.
And last September, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said U.S. officials were "in the final formal review" for designating the entire Haqqani network as a terrorist organization. So what is taking so long?But Pakistan is a state sponsor of terrorism, both domestically and outside Pakistan. Has been for many years. Islamists everywhere cite Pakistian's nuclear arms as a critical deterrent in providing a base of operations for the Islamization of THE WORLD!
In a word: Pakistan.
"If you designate the Haqqani network an FTO, then there would be significant pressure placed on the United States and the international community to designate Pakistan a state sponsor of terrorism," Rick "Ozzie" Nelson of the Center for Strategic and International Studies told Security Clearance. "It would be hard to avoid going down that road."
I'd rather drive half the army across Russia and Europe than see America suck off Pakistan for a route to the sea. But Obama seems OK with it.
What a effing pussy or an Islamist... you decide.
May 07, 2012
Sandcrawler PSA: Cause and Effect
I suppose the family of Sgt. Bowe R. Bergdahl will be thrilled to find out that despite all the horse trading going on none of it involved Bowe's release?
First of all being a Kufr and taking a Muslim's promise to be good is pretty damned foolish, getting nothing at all besides that promise indicates a deluxe state of retardism.
April 26, 2012
Malcolm X's Grandson Calls Obama a Puppet in Iran's PressTV
Hajj Malcolm Shabazz, Grandson of Malcolm X, Accuses the US of Carrying Out 9/11 and States: Hundreds of Black Men Are Murdered Every Year in the US with Impunity
The Internet, Press TV (Iran) - April 17, 2012
Wow, with language like that he could become a Taliban spokesman in no time.
Hat Tip Tarek.
April 19, 2012
Ministry of Boobies: Hot Colombian Hooker Edition
24-year-old single mom is known as Dania, she says agent offered $30 for $800 service
As David Lee Roth once said, "Look, I'll pay you for it WTF?"
April 16, 2012
Hat Tip: Some sock puppet.
Bonus! Alternate version in which Jar Jar Binks dies (link fixed, sorry).
April 13, 2012
Can we afford to sustain James E. McWilliams?
Farmers could avoid this waste by exploiting animals only for their manure, allowing them to live out the entirety of their lives on the farm, all the while doing their own breeding and growing of feed. But they’d better have a trust fund.I mean he's made of meat and produces twice as much green house gas your average person. At least the NY Times is taking his green suggestions and only exploiting his manure.
The big hole in McWilliams' plan? If we kept livestock on a farm, protected from predators and never butchering any of them, their natural breeding rate would mean we'd soon be overrun with cattle and pigs.
Remember a fence only stops happy livestock so next they would escape and eat up all his arugula.
March 28, 2012
Tranny Cowboy Defends Trayvon Martin for Some Reason
I was watching TV this morning when I saw this tranny cowboy talking about about the Trayvon Martin case for some reason. And I told myself, "It's good to see that The Village People are making a comeback. I always wondered what they'd look like in their golden years. And also in drag."
But seriously, WTF? This person is really in Congress? You're not putting me on??? You're sure she's not some character from a movie where Tyler Perry plays all the parts????
I haven't really commented on this case because, to be honest, I'm not convinced Martin's supporters don't kind of have a point here.
But when you get people like Rep. Frederica Jackson -- wearing some kind of weird pink cowboy outfit -- sitting next to Rep. Corrinne Brown's gigantic wig, and you're most articulate spokesperson is Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee ...... um, you might want to reevaluate your PR strategy.
People like me would be a lot more sympathetic if the self appointed spokespeople for this cause weren't these clowns. Or at least, it would be easier for us to show our sympathy if we weren't so distracted by their idiotic outfits ... which are only half as idiotic as some of their statements.
March 27, 2012
Climate of Hate: #OWS Protester Stabbed
A couple of Tea Partiers compare Obama to Hitler and the media has a frenzy for weeks and weeks.
Every couple of days there are acts of violence -- or worse -- at #OWS protest sites and what do we get? Crickets.
I wonder when Obama is going to call the victim's family and say how sad he is that he was stabbed and that we really should tone the rhetoric down again?
March 20, 2012
Media Labels Hispanic Man "White", Sans Ethnicity, In Shooting Of Black Teenager Trayvon Martin
Twitter is all a twit over this with nary a clue, or care, the shooter is Hispanic.
On Friday night, a young African-American teenager, Trayvon Martin, was shot to death in Orlando by a neighborhood watch captain, George Zimmerman. The media immediately portrayed the death as a case of white on black racism. CBS News, on its Crimesider website, immediately called Zimmerman a “white neighborhood watch volunteer.” Martin’s parents accused the police of racism for not arresting Zimmerman.Not to lessen this teenager's death, but it is now being used as a cry against Florida's gun laws as well as screams of racism.
There’s only one problem: Zimmerman is Hispanic. Within a few hours of its original report, CBS News was calling Zimmerman a mere “neighborhood watch captain,” without the racial modifier, quoting Zimmerman’s father to the effect that his son is Hispanic.
Time to buy more popcorn, I wanna see Al Sharpton make make a fool of himself
Note: "White neighborhood watch volunteer" is the spark that lit the fire.
Mission Accomplished: Sgt. Rex and former Marine to be reunited!
The good news? I just got this link from Yvonne, who was spearheading the Facebook campaign to reunite Cpl. Leavey with Sgt. Rex, the bomb sniffing dog. The Air Force, who trains military dogs, and and the Marines have signed off on Cpl. Leavey's adoption of Rex.
Way to go!
The bad news? Sen. Charles Schumer used the opportunity as a photo opp and to claim credit for the reuniting of the two. Yeah, he's a media whore.
Also, I'm firing myself for being part of the war on women.
February 29, 2012
#Occupy Burn Ward
Occupy Idiot Catches on Fire – Suffers Second Degree Burns When He Torches Historic Colorado Town Hall.
February 18, 2012
Fracking: It's not Just a Swear Word for Geeks
Here's a link to a post by Joy McCann on how the natural gas boom is helping blue collar workers. Which reminds me of something Ace has been saying over the past few weeks and which normally I don't comment about, but, hey, it's Saturday and I need a break from this conference paper I'm writing.
The Left's policies are, to a large extent, about subsidizing the wealthy (eg, electric cars) at the expense of the working class.
The attack on the nation's latest energy boom -- the use of fracking to extract cheaper natural gas -- is just that. Well paid quasi-eco-snobs who have no clue where their electricity comes from and who believe, erroneously, that if we'd just all use solar and wind power then everything would be just fine.
Never mind that such sources of energy are much more expenses then the less "clean" alternatives.
January 30, 2012
Police Dept Loses 100k For Islamophobia
A judge in Detroit has ruled that the decision by police in neighboring Dearborn to arrest a Christian pastor who wanted to hand out Christian tracts at the city’s Arab fest in 2009 will cost the city some $100,000.Turns out it was only a case of Cross Worshiper-O-Phobia...
...That’s the decision following a request from the pastor’s attorneys that the losing side in the First Amendment argument over expressing religious perspectives on city streets be required to pay them for their work on behalf of Christian Pastor George Saieg.
Nothing to see here, move along.
Hat Tip: Pat.
January 27, 2012
Retard Deluxe of the Day Award
Goes to Josh White of WAPO:
Yonathan Melaku was sneaking through Fort Myer and Arlington National Cemetery, his backpack filled with plastic bags of ammonium nitrate, a notebook containing jihadist messages, and a can of black spray paint. The 23-year-old former Marine was heading to the graves of the nation’s most recent heroes, aiming to desecrate the stones with Arabic statements and leave handfuls of explosive material nearby as a message.You've got to be F*cking kidding me.
no one knows for sure what led Melaku — a naturalized U.S. citizen from Ethiopia, local high school graduate and former Marine Corps Reservist — down that path or what message he was trying to send.
How about Allahu Ackbar! dumbasses.
January 25, 2012
Bloomberg Upset Over Showing The Third Jihad to Police
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg has severely criticized the New York Police Department (NYPD) for using a controversial movie The Third Jihad, to portray American Muslims as terrorists in their training of police officers.But what is Michael Bloomberg's issue with the film? Does it lie about Radical Islamists and al-Qaeda. Lets look at the CAIR talking points that the PC media are parroting.
Daily Mail reports the video showed the White House with a black flag flying over it, and the message "Islam will dominate."So does the film misinterpret or misrepresent these views?
No, one of the featured Muslims in that section of the film is Younes Abdullah Muhammad who is currently being held on terrorism charges.
Here's the next complaints
The movie which was played to police recruits in counter-terrorism training seminars, also showed Christians being shot in the head by Muslim extremists and car bombs set off by Islamic militants. According to Huffington Post, it included footage of the Beslan school massacre in Russia, and the Al Qaeda leader Abu Yahya al-Libi, saying that he believes the entire world must be ruled by Islam. The video shows other scenes of Muslim violence and a narrator saying: "This is the true agenda of much of Islam in America. A strategy to infiltrate and dominate America...This is the war you don’t know about."OMG! does the film show actual acts of murder and Islamic terrorism?
Was there a massacre of Children in Beslan? Of course there was. Has Abu Yaha al-Liby actually said that? Well hell yes.
WTF were they thinking? Its madness! Why We can't have the people tasked with protecting us and fighting terrorism actually study the truth about Islamic radicals. That's totally outside of CAIR approved public discourse!
Here is an abridged version of the film. See for yourself.
January 24, 2012
1K Words of WTF on Keystone Pipeline
November 28, 2011
Yes, It Could be Worse than Barney Frank
Thought Barney Frank was bad? Look who's set to replace him as the ranking member on the House Financial Services Committee.
November 18, 2011
#Occupy Opposes Grey Aliens and Illuminati
While most of the protesters were exercised by the economy and government bailouts, at least one participant's main beef seemed to be with Satan, "Grey Aliens" (who are controlled by "the Reptilians"), and the Illuminati (starts at 2-minute mark).
Curses! He's onto us! Someone silence this fool before he ruins everything.
August 04, 2011
Yesterday: There is no Muslim Radicalization in America
Today: Hey, Let's Fight Muslim Radicalization in America
There were major objections by the Obama Administration over Rep. King's hearings on the radicalization of Muslims in America. Every Democrat on the committee used the hearings as an opportunity to condemn the whole notion of radicalization of Muslims in the US as inherently Islamophobic.
But yesterday the Obama Administration released its own strategy for countering -- homegrown radicalization.
So, if I'm understanding the logic here correctly: when Republicans try to counter homegrown radicalization, that's Islamobhobic. When Democratics do it, that's just national security. Or something.
The hypocrisy gets even thicker as the crux of King's hearings were that various Muslim communities needed to do more to counter radicalization because they are in the best position to stop it. And the crux of the Obama strategy? That Muslim communities need to do more to counter radicalization because they are in the best position to stop it.
One of these things is like the other. The only difference? When Republicans say it, they are bigots.
Because, you know, Republicans are bigots. That's a fact jack!
July 06, 2011
Department of Homeland Insecurity Removes Israel from Terror List
Last week we reported that the Department of Homeland Security Israel on a list of 36 nations which “have shown a tendency to promote, produce, or protect terrorist organizations or their members.” That's right Israel, who had been on the front lines of the war against Islamist terror almost since its creation 63 years ago was named a supporter of terror by the Obama administration.You can go about your business, move along. Move along.
The reaction to the report was immediate and wide-spread. After a week of feeling the pressure, the DHS announced today that it was all a bad mistake.