October 15, 2014

Jawa Totally Holy Caption Contest: We Did That! Edition

the first of a hopefully long and prosperous Jawa series.

Caption this before and after image of the crispy ISIS flagpole with presumably dead burnt Mujihadin ash highlights.



By Howie at 07:07 PM | Comments |

September 24, 2014

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Honors Edition (Fatwas Issued!)

Just pretend its Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!


I'll issue some Fatwas next week, I swear!

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The Why U Insult Holly Koran? Fatwa issued against Alya al-Syhumari for

One more, please. I blinked.
The I Will Cut UR Neck Fatwa issued against Proof for
And the winner of the swimsuit competition is.....
The Devil Will Do Meetballs From Your Body Fatwa issued against Faboutlaws for
She's gorgeous, isn't she?

By Howie at 07:54 AM | Comments |

September 12, 2014

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Yesterday Edition

Yeah so the blog Sabbath was actually yesterday. But still.. caption this image of an ISIS fighter with a boot up his ass, literally.

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Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The Why U Insult Holly Koran? Fatwa issued against Captain*Arizona for

Looks like o'keefee tried that bin ladin stunt one time to many!
The I Will Cut UR Neck Fatwa issued against nnevets for
It beats a pineapple...
The Devil Will Do Meetballs From Your Body Fatwa issued against Bubbe for
I can't stop looooove 'n youuuu ...
The Our Hajj Will Be Complete Once We Rape Your Women Fatwa issued against Zombie Mohamar Khadaffi for
Allah! That's a huge screwdriver.

By Howie at 08:11 AM | Comments |

July 22, 2014

Rex Kramer 2016!

Suggest Rex Kramer, I mean Joe Biden's 2016 campaign slogans.


Fatwas will be issued.

By Howie at 09:12 AM | Comments |

April 30, 2014

Caption This: Abbey Road Edition

Caption this image. Bonus points for Beatles references that include Rusty.

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Fatwas will be issued.

Hat Tip: Vader.


By Howie at 10:07 AM | Comments |

April 04, 2014

Caption Contest: 1000 Words About Obamacare

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(Photo from Evening Express)

By DMartyr at 02:15 PM | Comments |

March 23, 2014

Caption Contest: What's Missing?

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(Hat Tip: Twitchy)

Fatwas may be handed out. It just depends on how lazy I feel when the time comes.

The image above is of the New York Times in Pakistan. The censored article was about Osama bin Laden and how much Pakistan knew about his whereabouts.

But I am certain that isn't nearly as fun as what the Jawas can come up with...

UPDATE: My photoshop below the fold

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By DMartyr at 10:13 AM | Comments |

March 07, 2014

Caption This! Newlywed Edition (Fatwas Issued!)

Caption the following image.

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The winner gets their very own brand new super exiting Fatwa!

Update:

The I Will Cut UR Neck Fatwa issued against Bill M for

This is taking "put a bag over her head and f**k her for a lost cause" just a bit too far.
The Devil Will Do Meetballs From Your Body Fatwa issued against KIM for
Maybe....That AK go where no Meatball go before?
The Why U Insult Holly Koran? Fatwa issued against Bubbe for
Ready to go to WalMart, honey?

By Howie at 03:23 PM | Comments |

February 11, 2014

Caption This! From Dagestan With Love (Fatwas Issued!)

Something about a sheep, Putin and the oneness of Allah, I dunno.

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I never really understood Shariat Jamaat anyway.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The I Will Cut Ur Neck Fatwa issued against The Goat for

Help. Me.
The Why U Insult Holly Koran? Fatwa issued against KADYR ABDURAKHMAN for
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
The Devil Will Do Meetballs From Your Body Fatwa issued against Moe Hamhead for
Yes my love the wind is finally right! My unwashed meatballs will be downwind. No more unhappy faces my darling.
The Our Hajj Will Be Complete Once We Rape Your Women Fatwa issued against McThag for
I once made a pair of shoes, am I called a cobbler?
I once made a barrel, am I called a cooper?
I once fixed my own car, am I called a mechanic?
But f*ck ONE sheep...

By Howie at 07:38 AM | Comments |

February 10, 2014

Caption This! USAID Jihadi Headquaters Tent (Fatwa Issued)

Is it not Haram to depend on the Great Satan for your tent? Any respectable Jihadi would freeze to death first.

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Fatwas will be issued.

The Devil Will Do Meetballs From Your Body Fatwa issued against The Man from Athens for

Oh the Liza Minnelli! She da bomb!

By Howie at 08:00 AM | Comments |

February 04, 2014

Caption Contest: Obama And The Bitch

President Obama giving his female dog, Sunny, a belly rub as Michelle and his other dog watch:

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By DMartyr at 11:52 AM | Comments |

January 07, 2014

Tues. Afternoon al Qaeda in Syria Superhero Photoshop/Caption Contest

I spent the last post ragging on the Assad regime. The fairness doctrine compells me to post this from al Qaeda in Iraq and Syria. Proof the mujahideen can fly!

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My entry: Jump, Forrest! Jump!

On second thought ... I'm pretty sure this is #1 on your typical Syrian al Qaeda playlist. Those guys in the background? They look like they are gettin' funkay.

Thanks to B'emet Or

Update By DMartyr: My contribution - "First day at Hogwarts."

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By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 12:00 PM | Comments |

November 07, 2013

But I Am Napoleon!

Caption this image of Muhammad Morsi at his first court appearance. He is charged with Murder and Incitement to Murder.

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Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The Our Hajj will be complete once we rape your women Fatwa issued against Spartan for

I was told I could get the Mubarak suite!
The Devil Will Do Meetballs From Ur Body Fatwa issued against Kafiroon for
I'll have two Cony Dogs and a Diet Pepsi, Please.

By Howie at 09:31 AM | Comments |

August 20, 2013

Post Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Rock & Robe Edition (Fatwas Issued)

Caption this image of a mostly peaceful non-violent Muslim Brotherhood protesters.

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Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas issued!...

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Garrett for

The competition was tight in Cairo's inaugural 'Throw Like Obama' contest.
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Darth Smeag for
Never bring Meatballs to a Gun Fight!
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Desert Dweller for
BA-ROCK THE CASBAH!

Jawa High Council's Sharia Verdicts, Chop off Jim132's right hand and left foot for

You throw like my sister!
And 1000 lashes to Gork for
Does this bomb make my dress look fat?

By Howie at 11:46 AM | Comments |

July 22, 2013

Caption Contest: Adidas Edition

Caption this image of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev in his Adidas hoodie.

Boston bombings suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev on April 19 as he emerged from a boat stored in a Watertown, Mass., backyard. The red dot of a police sharpshooter's laser sight can be seen on his forehead.

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Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwa issued.

The I Will Cut Ur Neck Fatwa issued early against Dmartyr for:

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The Devil will do meetballs from you body Fatwa issued against Moshe for

What do you mean I ran over my brother......I thought it was a meatball
The Why you insult Holly Koran Fatwa Issued against Gork for
Pull!

By Howie at 09:05 AM | Comments |

June 14, 2013

Explain This: The Burka

I was reading this very absurd article (with very entertaining comments) about a mother who was mortified when her child playfully called a burka clad woman a "ghost":

Wrestling free from my grip, he tore over to her, arms outstretched, fingers pointing and yelling at the top of his voice: "Mummy! Mummy! What's that? What's THAT?" [...]

I smiled apologetically in the direction of the woman's face (her eyes not being visible behind the fine mesh of her veil) and tried to drag the kid away.

Of course this only made him more determined. To my utter mortification, he started tugging on her burqa -- even trying to crawl underneath it while giggling: "It's a ghost! I want to play too, mummy. Help me get under the sheet!"

Here's your challenge, Jawas! Explain the burka. So a three-year-old could understand it.

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I may give out fatwas for the best explanations.

Sil, cheer me up, babe!

By DMartyr at 09:47 AM | Comments |

May 20, 2013

Hey Baby! Look at Obama's Big Giant Head!

Man that thing is huge!

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So he really IS a vampire.

Caption this and get a Fatwa. Limited time offer does not include shipping and handling.

By Howie at 08:52 AM | Comments |

May 05, 2013

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Muslimahs Of Al Qaeda's Jabhat al-Nusra Patrol Streets Of Aleppo Edition
***Sticky***

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Fatwas will be issued

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By Stable Hand at 11:51 AM | Comments |

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest Zubeidat Tsarnaeva [#BostonBombers Mommy Dearest] Edition
Bumped: Fatwas Issued!

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Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas issued:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Nanabozoh and JarvisW for:

I will lay down, and I will play some funky music until I die!

...And your little DOG TOO!!!

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Bubbe and darthsmeag for:
You want Jawa meatballs? Right there. Get 'em while they're still hot.

Well if all you could get were meatballs like this you would be angry too.

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against garrett and ER for:
Zubeidat Tsaernava stars in
WEEKEND AT ACHMED'S

...this Louis Vuitton handbag is NOT unIslamic! it's war booty from Lord & Taylor

The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Kafiroon and James for:
There is no dirty heart in there!

We sacrificed it to allah and now he is a zombie.

Unlike Mashoom's moustache, this little muj does nothing to excite me.

........................

[April 21st Fatwas Issued]

[March 3rd Fatwas Issued]

[February 24th Fatwas Issued]

By Stable Hand at 11:50 AM | Comments |

April 29, 2013

Jawa Caption Contest: Sad Joe Edition

The defeat of new federal gun control laws in the Senate yesterday made Vice President Rex Kramer really really sad.

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You know what to do kids.

Fatwas will be issued in 8 to 10 days or whenever I get to it whichever comes first.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Bubbe for:

Grumpy Cat Look-a-Like Contest losers.
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against paintyourjackwagon for:
Looks like I picked a bad day to stop shooting heroin.
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Mark for:
Biden has just realized Obama cannot make him pregnant.

By Howie at 10:18 AM | Comments |

April 21, 2013

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest War PrOn Edition
Update: Fatwas Issued

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Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas issued:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against dahozho for:

Ok, G.I. Joe, this is ok, but do you have any goat porn?
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued moe hamhead against for:
ayrab: oh yeah baby, you got the meatballs? i got the sauce
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against garrett for:
Achmed : "Tara Reid's nipples don't look 'halal' if you know what I'm saying..."
The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against 11B40 for:
Geetings:

Looks like it's time to get the old eyes checked again. For a moment there, I thought the soldier was reading IMAM magazine..


Image credit Tzvi via A.M.H.

And yes, I will get to those I haven't issued fatwas for yet, promise.

By Stable Hand at 01:51 PM | Comments |

April 18, 2013

Jawa Caption Contest

Caption this image of Russian President Vladimir Putin checking out the boobies.

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Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against The Man From Athens for:

Sasha!?! Where's your mother?!
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Darth Smeag for:
Wow her meatballs are bigger than mine!
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Moe Hamhead for:
femen titties: da!
code pink teats: nyet!

By Howie at 10:24 AM | Comments |

April 01, 2013

Caption This: Guns Make You Happy

Only one person in this picture isn't smiling...

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(Picture from IHateTheMedia)

By DMartyr at 09:38 AM | Comments |

March 03, 2013

Blog Sabbath Captions Contest: Activists Welcome John Kerry To Egypt Edition
**Sticky**
Update: Fatwas Issued


Fatwas will be issued

Update: Fatwas issued:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Okie Wan Rednecki for:

They burned his image. That should get him a 4th Purple Heart.
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Elmira Viking & Darthsmeag for:
We all NOW know the real reason Cheech Marin got his hands burned. He was roasting meatballs !!

I like my meatballs covered in ketchup !

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against moe hamhead for:
we the people demand the return of the munsters! where is our leader herman munster? all praise herman munster!!! ullu ullu ullu!!!!!!
The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Kalifornia Kafir for:
John Kerry meets Emily Litella: They told the stories at times they had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of... oh wait, not Genghis Khan but the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood. Nevermind.

**Sticky** Scroll down to newer

1st image h/t @TarekFatah

By Stable Hand at 11:59 PM | Comments |

February 24, 2013

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: I Went To Syria For Jihad Edition
**Sticky**
Fatwas Issued.

And all I got was ___________________

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas issued:

he "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against The Realist of Queensland for:

sent to receive my virgins but was pissed off when it turned out to be these guys in burkhas!
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Moshe Ben Avram for:
"This plate of Meatballs."
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Vyx for:
was featured on this list of "jihads hottest corpses."
The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Kafiroon & PaterNovem for:
All I got was my dirty heart separated from my dirty head.

.. A small picture on The Jawa Report with a bunch of other goat rapers!

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By Stable Hand at 11:59 PM | Comments |

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Chechen Mujahideen Bloopers Edition
Bumped: Fatwas Issued

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Fatwas will be issued

Update: Fatwas issued:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Sandy Fluke for:

Chechen separatist warlord's, M'Balz Es -Hari (left), I-Zheet M'Drurz (Center) and Haid D'Salaami (right) demand recognition of the independence of Chechnya and also, tax payer funded personal hygiene items.
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Kim for:
Maybe he frown because he have bubbling pile of warm meatballs squishing around in Tighty Whities.
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Tyler for:
"Jamal's pants were so tight everyone knew what religion he belonged to the moment he sat down."
The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against obsidian for:
Still showing where he shit his pants during the morning when he mistook a mo ped for a Predator drone M'druze sat for a picture with his Peeps.

His last pair of un shit in jogging pants to

By Stable Hand at 01:53 PM | Comments |

February 10, 2013

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: R Jihad Caves To CAIR Edition
****Sticky****Updated

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CAIR's Walid said he then introduced himself to Royal Oak Gun Shop owner, Ray Jihad, and talked about how the target could incite violence

Fatwas will be issued.

h/t Jon for me updated title/post.

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By Stable Hand at 11:47 PM | Comments |

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Bride Of Xariif Edition
Bumped: Fatwas Issued

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Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas issued, and, the best laugh I've had in a long time

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against moe mentum, [normally don't fatwa our own but: D Martyr] and Herr Wilson for:

fatima the goat was really pissed now that she had first hand knowledge of what a facial is.

From the looks of her snout, she doesn't swallow.

Careful boys, this goats a spitter.

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Bubbe, Rod Stewart and TheMadKing for:
One dose of Exlax and she's down the toilet.

Don't say a word my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild
The secret is about to unfold

Upstairs before the night's too old
Tonights the night
It's gonna be alright
Cause I love you woman
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

See? The jihadis don't want to kill us, they just want to get our goat.

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against jim, Kafiroon and PaterNovem for:
What a slut! She's not wearing a Burka.

She's not too young! She may only be 1.5 years old but that's 10.5 in goat years!

Xariif Honey? Does this mean you will not sell me to the next village over?

The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against The Man from Athens, Goodness and George Romero for:
Less than a week after posting her information on JihaiiMatch.com Fatima was preparing to walk down the aisle.

Her desperate bleatings said, "No"!But her eyes said,"yes".

Baaa , Xariff! where are you going!
Aww man , weve' only been married for 30 minutes and he's taking off with his best friend Mustafah again , and why the hell is Mustafah wearing my garterbelt!

Actually, fatwa for everyone.

By Stable Hand at 11:56 AM | Comments |

February 03, 2013

Photoshop This: Do Not Photoshop This!

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(Click on image to enlarge)

White House Fatwas will be issued.

Update by Howie The I will cut ur neck Fatwa issued against pretty much everyone.

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A larger version that may make photoshopping easier can be found HERE.

By DMartyr at 12:18 PM | Comments |

January 27, 2013

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: My Al Qaeda Flag Is Bigger Than Yours Egypt Edition
Bumped: Fatwas Issued

احتجاجات السلفيين والجهاديين أمام السفارة الفرنسية رفضا للحرب على مالى
No It's Not Akhi

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas issued:
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Kafiroon for:

I only came to France for a "member' enhancement.
The goats all laugh at me. Someone gave me this flag and sign to get me into the bachi bazi club.
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against moe mentum for:
"when the moon god hitsa you eye like a big pizza pie you know his meatballs are next."
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Spartan for:
(sign reads) Allah be praised, I humped a French goat in protest!
The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Xenophon for:
To his horror, Achmed realized that the Al-Qaeda flag upside down looked like a bunch of ghey terrorists cornholing each other--and it was intentional.

Googlish below image:

Salafis and jihadists protests in front of the French embassy rejection of the war on Mali

Participated today Friday, January 18, 2013, dozens of Salafis and jihadists in Egypt, in the demonstration in front of the French embassy and called for by the stream of Islam year, which includes 22 Movement and Islamic trend notably movement are firm and the front Salafi stream of new Muslims and Jihad Salafi to denounce what they called the war "crusade" against Muslims in Mali .. The French government has announced since last Friday participation of African Union troops and the government in the fight against financial rebels there who are demanding the work of an Islamic emirate in northern Mali and threaten to overthrow the central government in the financial capital "Bamako" Among the most prominent rebel groups in Mali is the movement of "Ansar al-Din" faction "Iyad Ag Ghali" Movement "Tawhid and Jihad" and al-Qaeda in the north of the Maghreb and the insurgents fleeing from Libya after the fall of Gaddafi .. Next movement "Edit Ozoad" which calls for the work of the State of the Touareg.

By Stable Hand at 10:53 AM | Comments |

January 21, 2013

Inauguration Caption Contest

Caption this image of Bill Clinton checking out the posterior view of Kelly Clarkson.

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Hat Tip: Rick.

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Surely you can do better?

By Howie at 01:47 PM | Comments |

January 17, 2013

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mad Mullahs Facepalm Edition(**sticky**)
Bumped: Fatwas Issued

Fatwas will be issued

Update: Fatwas issued:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Spartan & moe mentum for:

Psst,,,don't peak before they put the dress on the sheep!

maybe if we all light cigarettes the bus will finally come?!?

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against BirdddogUSA & DarthSmeag for:
Mahmoud, we said meatballs, not camel balls!

By Allah these hemorrhoids are killing me!

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Mark & Pizza the Hut for:
Oh, Allah, not Xariif in a bikini again!

No, I wouldn't be a suicide bomber."

"Me neither."

"I'll pass."

"Me too."

"So, we're all pussies then?"

"Yeah."

The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against MarkT & Elmira Viking for:
"AWW man! Who shit their pants?! Last one to slap their forhead owns it!"

Ha,HA your it achmed you douchebag

I STILL don't see why Howie likes boobies better than camels or goats.

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By Stable Hand at 09:52 PM | Comments |

January 10, 2013

Identify This: Loopy Lines

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This is a picture of:

1.) A 3-year-old's drawing of mountains

2.) The last, deep, dark thoughts of a suicidal Slinky¸™

3.) An abstract doodle of boobies by Howie

4.) Obama's Treasury Secretary nominee's signature

Add your own guesses in comments.

By DMartyr at 02:06 PM | Comments |

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest Mocking Salem Aayesh Abu Sitta Of Hamas Edition #4 (Bumped: Fatwas Issued)

Meet Hamas' Salem Aayesh Abu Sitta who was sploded by the Juice in Operation Pillar of Defense:

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas issued:
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Sheik Cameldung & Kafiroon for:

My favorit coler ith gween. I are thick of goat rear bwown. Wuv,abuboo, oom!!!

What do you mean "you don't hear anything?"
It's getting louder; a kind of soft whistle, air moving sort of a...

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against mdb & Nanabozoh for:
Just take the damn pictures guys; I can't hold this face forever, I need to use the potty. And why do I get the gun Akmed put together out of some spare parts and foam pipe insulation.

Sitta on it!

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Mark & The Man from Athens for:
Where is my bomb vest and my boyfriend?!

Hand over the goat porn magazines and nobody gets hurt.

The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against The Realist of Queensland & Frak for:
Now you're sure this headband makes me invisible to the juice?

What you mean I have to register "assault rifle" and pay $200 fee? I don't have $200! I am poor oppressed freedom fighter!


Previous:
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Ahmed Isma'il Abu Msameh Of Hamas Edition #3 (Update: Fatwas Issued)
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Bilal Birrawi Of Hamas Edition #2(Bumped: Fatwas Issued)
Non-Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Saadi Maher Abu Kmail of Hamas Edition #1 Bumped: Fatwas Issued

By Stable Hand at 10:14 AM | Comments |

January 02, 2013

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Ahmed Isma'il Abu Msameh Of Hamas Edition #3 (Update: Fatwas Issued)

Meet Ahmed Isma'il Abu Msameh who was sploded by the Juice in Operation Pillar of Defense

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Sorry bout the 'burp', this 12/30 post went somewhere and comments with it, but, I had saved em, so. I blame bronco bama

Anyways, Fatwas were issued

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Kafiroon for:

Relax Ahmed!
The juice will be so afraid of you that they will run away!
BOOOMMM!
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Bubbe for:
His eyes look like 2 Jawa meatballs. Seriously.
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against EROWMER for:
I'm a mohamadan. I got nothing to live for.
The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against DarthSmeag for:
Hurry and take the picture guys this thing is heavy... it's like man are you serious I'd rather have a bomb vest on...How come Achmed got the Bomb vest and I got stuck with this thing?"

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Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Bilal Birrawi Of Hamas Edition #2(Bumped: Fatwas Issued)
Non-Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Saadi Maher Abu Kmail of Hamas Edition #1 Bumped: Fatwas Issued

By Stable Hand at 07:56 PM | Comments |

December 29, 2012

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Bilal Birrawi Of Hamas Edition #2(Bumped: Fatwas Issued)

Image below from Hamas' dead guys album, Part 2

Meet Bilal Birrawi:

Before Juice

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After

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas issued:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against obsidian for:

Is that a Palistinian military grade Bong Billaly is carrying into his hole?
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Bubbe for:
That lava light in the bottom pic gives it a homey feel, don't 'cha tink? (Shudder)
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Kafiroon
for:
(Note: Deer in the headlight look)
Bilal: Unh Do any of you gays ahkis know how to read?

(Note: Deer in the headlight look)
Bilal: Unh this note says there is a pressure detonated mine holding up this chair.

The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against for:
Obsidian, it is a Palestinian sex toy.
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Non-Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Saadi Maher Abu Kmail of Hamas Edition #1
Bumped: Fatwas Issued

By Stable Hand at 11:45 PM | Comments |

December 22, 2012

Non-Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Saadi Maher Abu Kmail of Hamas Edition #1
Bumped: Fatwas Issued

Image below from Hamas' dead guys album, Part I

Meet Saadi Maher Abu Kmail:

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Fatwas will be issued

Fatwas issued: The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder for:

"All right, one more picture and then it's Mustafa's turn to wear the uniform."
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Kafiroon for:
Abu, You don't have the meetballs to hold or shoot That! Here! take this old AK so we don't lose that MG when the Juice blow your meetballs off."
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Mohammed pork be upon him for:
Look how big a gun I'm holding up. I need tweezers to play with my little jihadist.
The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against old cowboy for:
watch out kid your gonna put an eye out with that thing

By Stable Hand at 11:59 PM | Comments |

December 18, 2012

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Umm Hamza Of Shariah4Pakistan Edition [Bumped: Fatwas Issued]

Exploitation of Women in Pakistan Under Oppressive Man-Made Law

Alternative title: Exploitation of Muslimahs by Anjem Choudary & Omar ( the goat humping) Bakri Mohamed.

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Fatwas issued.

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against The Man From Athens for:

You want to see the rest big boy?
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against DarthSmeag & Moshe Ben Avrom for:
Call to a Afghan Butcher Shop...
wing wing... Hello Habib's Meat Shack.
customer: Do you sell your meatballs loose or wrapped?
Habib: Ha you funny my meatballs are always loose and free....it's the women we wrap up.

Would someone like to play Hide the Meatball with me!

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Kafiroon for:
Rusty:
Your outfit has to be in the appropriate camo color for where your hunting deer or geese!

No wonder they all stay away!
Basic Black, Good Grief!

The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against vyk for:
I am a man, born in a woman's body.
No wait, I am woman, born in a man's body.

That's not right either.

I am obviously a liberated Muslim man wearing a large black garbage bag for kinky thrills to disguise myself when going on a jihad run against the infidel.

Image credit: Zionist bandwidth bitch

Related: Anjem Choudary's Shariah4Pakistan Not Welcome - In Pakistan

By Stable Hand at 04:29 PM | Comments |

September 16, 2012

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest Moroccan Islamist Rage Boys Rage Over Mohammed Video Edition

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Yes, I know it isn't Sunday yet but the date I set says it is.

Fatwas will be issued.

By Stable Hand at 01:22 AM | Comments |

September 09, 2012

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Joe 'Biker Chick' Biden Edition

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Uncle Joe sans gaffe

Fatwas will be issued

By Stable Hand at 03:00 PM | Comments |