May 20, 2013
Hey Baby! Look at Obama's Big Giant Head!

Caption this and get a Fatwa. Limited time offer does not include shipping and handling.
May 05, 2013
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Muslimahs Of Al Qaeda's Jabhat al-Nusra Patrol Streets Of Aleppo Edition***Sticky***

Fatwas will be issued
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Blog Sabbath Caption Contest Zubeidat Tsarnaeva [#BostonBombers Mommy Dearest] EditionBumped: Fatwas Issued!

Fatwas will be issued.
Update: Fatwas issued:
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Nanabozoh and JarvisW for:
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Bubbe and darthsmeag for:I will lay down, and I will play some funky music until I die! ...And your little DOG TOO!!!
You want Jawa meatballs? Right there. Get 'em while they're still hot.The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against garrett and ER for:Well if all you could get were meatballs like this you would be angry too.
Zubeidat Tsaernava stars inThe "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Kafiroon and James for:
WEEKEND AT ACHMED'S...this Louis Vuitton handbag is NOT unIslamic! it's war booty from Lord & Taylor
There is no dirty heart in there!We sacrificed it to allah and now he is a zombie.
Unlike Mashoom's moustache, this little muj does nothing to excite me.
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April 29, 2013
Jawa Caption Contest: Sad Joe Edition
The defeat of new federal gun control laws in the Senate yesterday made Vice President Rex Kramer really really sad.

You know what to do kids.
Fatwas will be issued in 8 to 10 days or whenever I get to it whichever comes first.
Update: Fatwas Issued!
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Bubbe for:
Grumpy Cat Look-a-Like Contest losers.The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against paintyourjackwagon for:
Looks like I picked a bad day to stop shooting heroin.The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Mark for:
Biden has just realized Obama cannot make him pregnant.
April 21, 2013
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest War PrOn EditionUpdate: Fatwas Issued

Fatwas will be issued.
Update: Fatwas issued:
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against dahozho for:
Ok, G.I. Joe, this is ok, but do you have any goat porn?The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued moe hamhead against for:
ayrab: oh yeah baby, you got the meatballs? i got the sauceThe "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against garrett for:
Achmed : "Tara Reid's nipples don't look 'halal' if you know what I'm saying..."The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against 11B40 for:
Geetings:Looks like it's time to get the old eyes checked again. For a moment there, I thought the soldier was reading IMAM magazine..
And yes, I will get to those I haven't issued fatwas for yet, promise.
April 18, 2013
Jawa Caption Contest
Caption this image of Russian President Vladimir Putin checking out the boobies.
Fatwas will be issued.
Update: Fatwas Issued!
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against The Man From Athens for:
Sasha!?! Where's your mother?!The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Darth Smeag for:
Wow her meatballs are bigger than mine!The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Moe Hamhead for:
femen titties: da!
code pink teats: nyet!
April 01, 2013
Caption This: Guns Make You Happy
Only one person in this picture isn't smiling...
(Picture from IHateTheMedia)
March 03, 2013
Blog Sabbath Captions Contest: Activists Welcome John Kerry To Egypt Edition
**Sticky**Update: Fatwas Issued


Fatwas will be issued
Update: Fatwas issued:
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Okie Wan Rednecki for:
They burned his image. That should get him a 4th Purple Heart.The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Elmira Viking & Darthsmeag for:
We all NOW know the real reason Cheech Marin got his hands burned. He was roasting meatballs !!The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against moe hamhead for:I like my meatballs covered in ketchup !
we the people demand the return of the munsters! where is our leader herman munster? all praise herman munster!!! ullu ullu ullu!!!!!!The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Kalifornia Kafir for:
John Kerry meets Emily Litella: They told the stories at times they had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of... oh wait, not Genghis Khan but the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood. Nevermind.
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1st image h/t @TarekFatah
February 24, 2013
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: I Went To Syria For Jihad Edition
**Sticky**Fatwas Issued.

And all I got was ___________________
Fatwas will be issued.
Update: Fatwas issued:
he "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against The Realist of Queensland for:
sent to receive my virgins but was pissed off when it turned out to be these guys in burkhas!The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Moshe Ben Avram for:
"This plate of Meatballs."The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Vyx for:
was featured on this list of "jihads hottest corpses."The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Kafiroon & PaterNovem for:
All I got was my dirty heart separated from my dirty head... A small picture on The Jawa Report with a bunch of other goat rapers!
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Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Chechen Mujahideen Bloopers Edition
Bumped: Fatwas Issued

Fatwas will be issued
Update: Fatwas issued:
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Sandy Fluke for:
Chechen separatist warlord's, M'Balz Es -Hari (left), I-Zheet M'Drurz (Center) and Haid D'Salaami (right) demand recognition of the independence of Chechnya and also, tax payer funded personal hygiene items.The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Kim for:
Maybe he frown because he have bubbling pile of warm meatballs squishing around in Tighty Whities.The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Tyler for:
"Jamal's pants were so tight everyone knew what religion he belonged to the moment he sat down."The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against obsidian for:
Still showing where he shit his pants during the morning when he mistook a mo ped for a Predator drone M'druze sat for a picture with his Peeps.His last pair of un shit in jogging pants to
February 10, 2013
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: R Jihad Caves To CAIR Edition ****Sticky****Updated

Fatwas will be issued.
h/t Jon for me updated title/post.
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Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Bride Of Xariif EditionBumped: Fatwas Issued

Fatwas will be issued.
Update: Fatwas issued, and, the best laugh I've had in a long time
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against moe mentum, [normally don't fatwa our own but: D Martyr] and Herr Wilson for:
fatima the goat was really pissed now that she had first hand knowledge of what a facial is.The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Bubbe, Rod Stewart and TheMadKing for:From the looks of her snout, she doesn't swallow.
Careful boys, this goats a spitter.
One dose of Exlax and she's down the toilet.The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against jim, Kafiroon and PaterNovem for:Don't say a word my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild
The secret is about to unfoldUpstairs before the night's too old
Tonights the night
It's gonna be alright
Cause I love you woman
Ain't nobody gonna stop us nowSee? The jihadis don't want to kill us, they just want to get our goat.
What a slut! She's not wearing a Burka.The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against The Man from Athens, Goodness and George Romero for:She's not too young! She may only be 1.5 years old but that's 10.5 in goat years!
Xariif Honey? Does this mean you will not sell me to the next village over?
Less than a week after posting her information on JihaiiMatch.com Fatima was preparing to walk down the aisle.Her desperate bleatings said, "No"!But her eyes said,"yes".
Baaa , Xariff! where are you going!
Aww man , weve' only been married for 30 minutes and he's taking off with his best friend Mustafah again , and why the hell is Mustafah wearing my garterbelt!
Actually, fatwa for everyone.
February 03, 2013
Photoshop This: Do Not Photoshop This!

(Click on image to enlarge)
White House Fatwas will be issued.
Update by Howie The I will cut ur neck Fatwa issued against pretty much everyone.

A larger version that may make photoshopping easier can be found HERE.
January 27, 2013
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: My Al Qaeda Flag Is Bigger Than Yours Egypt Edition
Bumped: Fatwas Issued

Fatwas will be issued.
Update: Fatwas issued:
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Kafiroon for:
I only came to France for a "member' enhancement.The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against moe mentum for:
The goats all laugh at me. Someone gave me this flag and sign to get me into the bachi bazi club.
"when the moon god hitsa you eye like a big pizza pie you know his meatballs are next."The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Spartan for:
(sign reads) Allah be praised, I humped a French goat in protest!The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Xenophon for:
To his horror, Achmed realized that the Al-Qaeda flag upside down looked like a bunch of ghey terrorists cornholing each other--and it was intentional.
Googlish below image:
Salafis and jihadists protests in front of the French embassy rejection of the war on Mali
Participated today Friday, January 18, 2013, dozens of Salafis and jihadists in Egypt, in the demonstration in front of the French embassy and called for by the stream of Islam year, which includes 22 Movement and Islamic trend notably movement are firm and the front Salafi stream of new Muslims and Jihad Salafi to denounce what they called the war "crusade" against Muslims in Mali .. The French government has announced since last Friday participation of African Union troops and the government in the fight against financial rebels there who are demanding the work of an Islamic emirate in northern Mali and threaten to overthrow the central government in the financial capital "Bamako" Among the most prominent rebel groups in Mali is the movement of "Ansar al-Din" faction "Iyad Ag Ghali" Movement "Tawhid and Jihad" and al-Qaeda in the north of the Maghreb and the insurgents fleeing from Libya after the fall of Gaddafi .. Next movement "Edit Ozoad" which calls for the work of the State of the Touareg.
January 21, 2013
Inauguration Caption Contest
Caption this image of Bill Clinton checking out the posterior view of Kelly Clarkson.

Hat Tip: Rick.
Fatwas will be issued.
Update: Surely you can do better?
January 17, 2013
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mad Mullahs Facepalm Edition(**sticky**)
Bumped: Fatwas Issued

Fatwas will be issued
Update: Fatwas issued:
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Spartan & moe mentum for:
Psst,,,don't peak before they put the dress on the sheep!The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against BirdddogUSA & DarthSmeag for:maybe if we all light cigarettes the bus will finally come?!?
Mahmoud, we said meatballs, not camel balls!The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Mark & Pizza the Hut for:By Allah these hemorrhoids are killing me!
Oh, Allah, not Xariif in a bikini again!The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against MarkT & Elmira Viking for:No, I wouldn't be a suicide bomber."
"Me neither."
"I'll pass."
"Me too."
"So, we're all pussies then?"
"Yeah."
"AWW man! Who shit their pants?! Last one to slap their forhead owns it!"Ha,HA your it achmed you douchebag
I STILL don't see why Howie likes boobies better than camels or goats.
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January 10, 2013
Identify This: Loopy Lines

This is a picture of:
1.) A 3-year-old's drawing of mountains2.) The last, deep, dark thoughts of a suicidal Slinky¸™
3.) An abstract doodle of boobies by Howie
4.) Obama's Treasury Secretary nominee's signature
Add your own guesses in comments.
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest Mocking Salem Aayesh Abu Sitta Of Hamas Edition #4 (Bumped: Fatwas Issued)
Meet Hamas' Salem Aayesh Abu Sitta who was sploded by the Juice in Operation Pillar of Defense:

Fatwas will be issued.
Update: Fatwas issued:
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Sheik Cameldung & Kafiroon for:
My favorit coler ith gween. I are thick of goat rear bwown. Wuv,abuboo, oom!!!The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against mdb & Nanabozoh for:What do you mean "you don't hear anything?"
It's getting louder; a kind of soft whistle, air moving sort of a...
Just take the damn pictures guys; I can't hold this face forever, I need to use the potty. And why do I get the gun Akmed put together out of some spare parts and foam pipe insulation.The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Mark & The Man from Athens for:Sitta on it!
Where is my bomb vest and my boyfriend?!The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against The Realist of Queensland & Frak for:Hand over the goat porn magazines and nobody gets hurt.
Now you're sure this headband makes me invisible to the juice?What you mean I have to register "assault rifle" and pay $200 fee? I don't have $200! I am poor oppressed freedom fighter!
Previous:
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Ahmed Isma'il Abu Msameh Of Hamas Edition #3 (Update: Fatwas Issued)
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Bilal Birrawi Of Hamas Edition #2(Bumped: Fatwas Issued)
Non-Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Saadi Maher Abu Kmail of Hamas Edition #1 Bumped: Fatwas Issued
January 02, 2013
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Ahmed Isma'il Abu Msameh Of Hamas Edition #3 (Update: Fatwas Issued)
Meet Ahmed Isma'il Abu Msameh who was sploded by the Juice in Operation Pillar of Defense

Fatwas will be issued.
Update: Sorry bout the 'burp', this 12/30 post went somewhere and comments with it, but, I had saved em, so. I blame bronco bama
Anyways, Fatwas were issued
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Kafiroon for:
Relax Ahmed!The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Bubbe for:
The juice will be so afraid of you that they will run away!
BOOOMMM!
His eyes look like 2 Jawa meatballs. Seriously.The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against EROWMER for:
I'm a mohamadan. I got nothing to live for.The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against DarthSmeag for:
Hurry and take the picture guys this thing is heavy... it's like man are you serious I'd rather have a bomb vest on...How come Achmed got the Bomb vest and I got stuck with this thing?"
Previous:
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Bilal Birrawi Of Hamas Edition #2(Bumped: Fatwas Issued)
Non-Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Saadi Maher Abu Kmail of Hamas Edition #1 Bumped: Fatwas Issued
December 29, 2012
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Bilal Birrawi Of Hamas Edition #2(Bumped: Fatwas Issued)
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Meet Bilal Birrawi:



Fatwas will be issued.
Update: Fatwas issued:
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against obsidian for:
Is that a Palistinian military grade Bong Billaly is carrying into his hole?The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Bubbe for:
That lava light in the bottom pic gives it a homey feel, don't 'cha tink? (Shudder)The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Kafiroon
for:
(Note: Deer in the headlight look)The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against for:
Bilal: Unh Do any of you gays ahkis know how to read?(Note: Deer in the headlight look)
Bilal: Unh this note says there is a pressure detonated mine holding up this chair.
Obsidian, it is a Palestinian sex toy.Previous:
December 22, 2012
Non-Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Saadi Maher Abu Kmail of Hamas Edition #1
Bumped: Fatwas Issued
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Meet Saadi Maher Abu Kmail:

Fatwas will be issued
Fatwas issued: The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder for:
"All right, one more picture and then it's Mustafa's turn to wear the uniform."The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Kafiroon for:
Abu, You don't have the meetballs to hold or shoot That! Here! take this old AK so we don't lose that MG when the Juice blow your meetballs off."The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Mohammed pork be upon him for:
Look how big a gun I'm holding up. I need tweezers to play with my little jihadist.The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against old cowboy for:
watch out kid your gonna put an eye out with that thing
December 18, 2012
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Umm Hamza Of Shariah4Pakistan Edition [Bumped: Fatwas Issued]

Alternative title: Exploitation of Muslimahs by Anjem Choudary & Omar ( the goat humping) Bakri Mohamed.
Fatwas will be issued.[post bumped for short while, scroll down for newer]
Fatwas issued.
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against The Man From Athens for:
You want to see the rest big boy?The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against DarthSmeag & Moshe Ben Avrom for:
Call to a Afghan Butcher Shop...The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Kafiroon for:
wing wing... Hello Habib's Meat Shack.
customer: Do you sell your meatballs loose or wrapped?
Habib: Ha you funny my meatballs are always loose and free....it's the women we wrap up.Would someone like to play Hide the Meatball with me!
Rusty:The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against vyk for:
Your outfit has to be in the appropriate camo color for where your hunting deer or geese!No wonder they all stay away!
Basic Black, Good Grief!
I am a man, born in a woman's body.
No wait, I am woman, born in a man's body.That's not right either.
I am obviously a liberated Muslim man wearing a large black garbage bag for kinky thrills to disguise myself when going on a jihad run against the infidel.
Image credit: Zionist bandwidth bitch
Related: Anjem Choudary's Shariah4Pakistan Not Welcome - In Pakistan
September 16, 2012
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest Moroccan Islamist Rage Boys Rage Over Mohammed Video Edition

Yes, I know it isn't Sunday yet but the date I set says it is.
Fatwas will be issued.
September 09, 2012
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Joe 'Biker Chick' Biden Edition

Fatwas will be issued
September 02, 2012
(Bumped) Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: CODEPINK's Code Word Edition

Fatwas will be issued
August 27, 2012
Caption This: Neil Didn't Do It Himself
Our Narcissist Commander-In-Chief honored a great America hero from the Space Race era by posting a picture of himself gazing at the crescent moon.

(Click For Full Image)
UPDATE: Something struck me as odd about this picture, beyond the narcissistic value. I noted the crescent moon in jest, but that made me curious enough to check the moon phases since Neil Armstrong passed away on the 25th. The moon phase that day was a "waxing gibbous," which means it appeared to be more than a half moon but less than a full moon, and was (is) increasing the illuminated area. So, assuming this picture was taken a day or two after Neil's death, the moon in the picture should be closer to full than a crescent.
I wonder why Obama is gazing at a clearly crescent moon? My conspiratorial side has a few ideas, but I'll spare you.
SooperMexican noticed this as well, and discovered the picture is actually a stock photo.
August 19, 2012
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: In the Beginning Edition (bumped: Updated Fatwas Issued)
That's right, the Blog Sabbath can now fall on a Wednesday, because The One has made it so.
Update: Bumped up for the Blog Sabbath. You gots till Monday Jawas.
Fatwas will be issued.
Update: Fatwas issued!...
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against You Have An Ugly Goat for
I am not an evil sorcerer. Seriously, how do these rumors even start.The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued catmman for
The Loc-Nar with its creator.The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Elmira Viking for
I AM THE GOD PARTICLE!!
July 30, 2012
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: 7/7 Bomber (aka Jermaine Lindsay) Widow Whore EditionUpdate: Fatwas Issued

Fatwas will be issued
Fatwas issued:
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Birdhurd for:
Ahhhhhhh...Baked Beans and the Interwebs...purrfect together.The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against colsmeag for:
Clearly Meatball EnvyThe "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against B'emet Or for:
I can haz jihad?The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Pizza the Hut for:
"If these thought-bubbles contained any actual thoughts, I wouldn't have left the hard drive behind."Bubbe, keeping your image for future fatwa contest. Classic!
What a multi-dimentional moron.
Related:
7/7 bomber's widow, Samantha Lewthwaite, put on world's 'most wanted' list
Are You Gonna Make a Nasheed Out Of That?
7/7 London Bombings
July 12, 2012
Caption This: Hijabs Are Better Than Carol Brady's Hairdo
I guess that's what she's saying...

You decide:

Carol Brady Hairdos (Left from movie, right from television series)
(Hat Tip for protest picture: Gateway Pundit)
For those of you who like to express yourselves with photoshops instead of captions, your blank slate is below the fold.

June 30, 2012
Non Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Navy SEAL Training Range Edition (Fatwas Issued)

Fatwas will be issued.
Fatwas issued:
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Captain Harlock for:
We could replace her pic with those of Anjem Choudary and Abu Hamza.The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against redc1cr for:
i will defend the family meatball recipe to the death infidel!The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Star Fleet Operations for:
So Achmed, you like the goat better than me do you . . .The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Paladin for:
Although she frightened off the dirty Kafir, Achmed had to beat her for showing too much wrist.
CAIR was also outraged over the Arabic writing behind the Mujahidah target.
June 21, 2012
Caption This: Chewbacca Exposed
Little did we know, Chewbacca shaved his face and hands and has been living amongst us all along.

Click to Enlarge - (Like You'd Really Want To...)
June 07, 2012
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Go Bill! Edition (Update: Delayed Fatwas Issued)
Caption this image of former President Clinton er, mingling.

Bonus points if you can work his Secret Service detail into it.
Fatwas will be issued.
Update: Fatwas Issued! Sorry so late but we were waiting on input from our Islamic scholar Abu Yahya al-Libi. Looks like he won't participating any longer. So sad.
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Captain Harlock for:
Secret Service Agent says, Mr. President, be careful, sir. The red head has a blue dress. The outfit has historically been unkind to you.The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued againstStorm Saxon's Gall Bladder for:
LE PORNOSTAR DI CLINTON.The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Shrill Bill Hill for:
OK ladies, time to introduce you to Special Agent Dick Blow.
May 22, 2012
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: #Occupy NATO Edition (Fatwas Issued!)
Caption this image of three idiots in black shirts that were arrested in Chicago.

Fatwas will be issued.
Update: Fatwas Issued!
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Stephen Macklin for:
"Many observers have noted that Tea Party membership is predominantly white." – NYTThe "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Colsmeag for:
Holy Crap balls batman those are some huge meatballs.The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Mohammed el Ja for:
Come to my house and I'll cut your head off.* And we all started jumping up and down with Mohammed yelling, "Kill! Kill! Kill!" Just then the Imam walked in and said, "You're our boy!"
* Because if you can't laugh at advocacy of genocide of the Jewish race wrapped in the cloak of a religion of peace what can you laugh at?
May 06, 2012
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest Dhimmi Lawyer Edition
Janet Hamllin/Miami Herald/Court Sketch Artist- Pentagon-paid civilian defense lawyer Cheryl Borman, who is defending accused 9/11 co-conspirator Walid bin Attash, appears in this courtroom sketch, wearing a headscarf and abaya at the arraignment of the five accused 9/11 co-conspirators at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, Saturday, May 5, 2012. At one point, she asked the judge to order all female attorneys on the case to wear similar garb so her client would not sin by seeing them in Western clothes. The five defendants are in the background.Fatwas will be issued
Click here to see her without her Islamist mandated dress code
April 21, 2012
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Reasons to Get Smashed Edition (Update: Fatwas Issued!)
Caption this image of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton living it up living it up, Oh Yeah!.

Update: Fatwas issued!... (Fatwa recipients were selected as quickly as possible with little thought and a lot of random guessing by yours truly, Howie.)
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Herr Wilson for
You are the cankle queen
Not so young and sweet
Almost seventy
Cankle queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Watch that scene
Diggin the cankle queen
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued Old Cowboy for
Tell the truth. It's late, she's drunk. You'd tap that, you know you would.
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Nanabozoh and Lasertex for
Dancing with Vince Foster..

Friday night and the lights are low......
April 04, 2012
Worst President Ever: Caption Contest
Via Ace, the photo is obligatory ... funny ... and yet, somehow disturbing.

March 29, 2012
Caption This: Marking His Territory
Apparently, some black men can't jump either...
Leave your captions at Moonbattery as well. It's where I swiped the picture. Let's show them how caption contests are done. ;)

March 15, 2012
Fatwa Worthy: Mad Mullah Sponsored Cartoon Contest!
The Mad Mullahs are sponsoring a contest for best cartoon that depicts their anti-Semitic Global March to Jerusalem[Read it all]:
Iranian Involvement in the Marches to Israel's Borders Planned for March 30, 2012[...]Now's the time for you Jawas to show your stuff!!.....6) An Iranian website connected, in our assessment, to the Iranian regime, initiated a cartoon contest in support of the marches. The cartoons are supposed to deal with the theme of the so-called "right of return" of the Palestinian refugees and with opposition to the so-called "occupation" of Jerusalem. Each of the three winning entries will receive a prize of $1000 and a trophy. Entries are to be sent to the Irancartoon.com website[Send entries to: Info@irancartoon.com ...ed], the same site which on August 14, 2006, a few months before the Holocaust denial convention was held in Tehran, announced a contest for anti-Semitic, Holocaust denying cartoons. Two of the winning entries in 2006 were the following:
Fatwas are waiting to be had!
March 13, 2012
Caption This: Uncanny Resemblance
Its been a while since we did a caption contest, so here is one (from Gateway Pundit):

(Click to enlarge. Afghans marched in the streets of Jalabad today with an effigy of Barack Obama.)
Below the fold, a close-up of the effigy.

(Click to enlarge.)
February 11, 2012
Remember February 11, 1979?
Yah, I'm back but don't expect a lot from me unless Rsluty gives me a raise!
Back to the reason for my headline:

Caption contest?










