February 11, 2012

Yah, I'm back but don't expect a lot from me unless Rsluty gives me a raise!

Back to the reason for my headline:

Caption contest?

February 05, 2012

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Hat Tip: Hmf......

Title Credit: Rusty (So, don't complain to me if you find it offensive or racist!)

Update: Fatwas issued!

Winners are:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued to Trog for: "I wouldn't hit that repugnant liar with Obama's pecker...."

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies issued to Col.Smeag for: "No Really seriously I never thought. I could swallow meatballs that big but it went right down!"

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued to Blanco for: "Is it true? Michelle's penis is that big?"

The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued to You Have An Ugly Goat for: "It looks like Obama has just made another promise he simply can't rise to."

The rest of you get a very unique "My Caption Was The Best But No One Understands My Superior Humor" fatwa. That is all.

January 22, 2012

In the comments of the original post, I saw some contenders. Now make it count. Fatwas will be issued. You should take a number, however.

Have a great Sunday and go Patriots! Uh, go Baltimore! No? Go Giants! Eh? Forty Niners?

What's under the fold does NOT count toward the caption contest.

Bah, their season is over, but I still say GO PACK GO!

December 29, 2011

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Winners are:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued to Nanabozoh for sharing his four Pork Faggots. Any innocent use of a dirty word that leaves the overly sensitive seething is worth a fatwa.

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies issued to Bubbe for: "Outta my way, man. Can't you see I'ma struttin' here? I'm too sexy for my ball."

Nanabozoh gets a very rare, coveted double "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa for: "'Heismann Trophy' pose gone full reach around ghey."

The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued to Good Lt AND Mope for their joint venture: "FAULT." "Has to be Bush's fault."

Below the fold: MORE FATWAS ISSUED!!

I'm catching up on all due fatwas for Barney Frank's Moobs and Spit or Swallow!

First up, Barney Fwank's Moobs:

Winners are:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued to Legionnaire of the Banned for:

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies issued to Herr Wilson for: "For the love of God, no jumping jacks."

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued to Phineas Farhquir for: "It's enough to kill my love of sweater puppies."

The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued to fasternu426 for: "The chair would like to second the motion from Congressman Brady of Texas to have Representative Frank of Massachusetts please close his jacket or be found in contempt of Congress."

Spit or Swallow:

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Winners are:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued to our dearly departed Kim for: "Portland police prove once and for all that Dirty Hippie will eat anything."

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies issued to Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder for: "With a terrible scream the harpy employs her acid-breath power; 3d6, reflex save for half damage."

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued to You Have An Ugly Goat for: "It burns worse coming out."

The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued to john thomas for: "She instinctively closes her eyes and opens her mouth when getting sprayed in the face. Good girl!"

If you didn't win a fatwa but think you should have, please accept this "Politically Correct Everyone's A Winner" consolation fatwa.

That is all.

October 24, 2011

If you would like to see a law that allows women the freedom to go topless like men do.

Now, go below the fold and check out the ladies who are protesting because there isn't such a law.

Next, Caption them!

Fatwas will be issued

UPDATE: Fatwas issued

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Chick With Dicks (Fan Committee) for:

I recognize all those "gals"!

That one has boobs long enough to put trousers on, but with my luck she'll wear them like a gangsta and let the crack show

I'd still hit it, though would feel ashamed in the morning. Not as young as I used to be, can't afford to be picky. Besides, scooters are fun

Dude!!!!

Hit it? How the hell would you find it?

Roll her in flour

I tried to commit suicide by shooting myself under the left boob. Blew my kneecap all to hell.

h/t Abu

Okay, I'm done issuing "late fatwas", sorry but well sorry...

Fatwas will be issued.

UPDATE: Fatwas issued:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against stupid protesters mother for:

Ali, I told you time and time again NOT to put plastic bags over your head/mouth. Not a proper way to martyr yourself son

"I'm going to hold my breath until all the un-fatwa'd Jawa Caption Contests have been reconciled."

Behold! My self-suffication device, it comes with the scent of Mohammed.

Always on the cutting edge of military technology, the Pali's are now fielding the all new Headshot Grey Matter Containment Device Mark 1, because hey, a clean and tidy battlefield, is a happy battlefield.

Allah Ack-Boom!!!

Occupywallstreet's Wallywood:

Fatwas will be issued

UPDATE: Fatwas issued...finally:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Hmf.. for:

Incensed at the depraivity of teh white man, Greyrooster slams into islamic convert to get even.....as censored 31 looks on in the background.

Get yo cracker white ginger meatballs OFF my vehicle!

"Bloomberg, 25 Sept 2011: At least 19 were killed in central Syria as security forces fired at protestors."

You might make more money than me, pig, but I have a degree in feminine studies. See , I did my sister's hair. So, there!

September 24, 2011

Fatwas will be issued..

UPDATE: Fatwas issued.

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against moe hamhead & al-Moharab for:

"the goat was jewish!!??!!!"

Astaghfirullah! This ain't Zam-Zam water you gave me! This is pig semen! Impure kaffirs, you've doomed me to Jahannam, where the virgins have shredders where they should have luscious ever-regenerating ... -- well, it doesn't matter anyway, does it, since as soon as I commit martyrdom, my pee-pee will be blown off! Dirka Burkha Khalifah, Inshallah!

discovering that he had been eating matzoh balls all these years, not meatballs, and that he was Jewish was more than Xariff's poor mind could take, and his body was wracked by convulsive vomiting as he was taken away for mental health treatment.

Just LOVE that special sauce you put with the meatballs, Xariif.

London Police SGT "Just because they have Donkey sex shows in Mexico, these A-rabs think they can have goat sex shows here, its just bloody disgusting I tell you."

For a few shekels I speeeet in your general direction. (loosely based on Monty Python and dedicated to Mosh)

Anjem Choudary, in a scene from his movie "The Spermineater," starring as the mindless killer robot that travels forward in time from the 7th Century

This semen doesn't taste HALAL

September 21, 2011

All incompetent leaders who have no clue what you're doing, raise your hand.

BTW, it isn't a photoshop.

Image from Gateway Pundit

September 12, 2011

Caption this video of Happy Feet, who thought he finally had it made, getting the shaft.

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Orca humour for:

What's black and white, and red all over.

You know you've overstayed your welcome when the hippy throws you out.

And finally tonight, in yet another example of congressional budget cutting to reduce the deficit, the No Penguin Left Behind program was brought to a ceremonial close.

Or at least missing. And when I say missing, I'm just trying to be gentle. He's dead as a rock.

August 28, 2011

Caption this:

Fatwas will be issued.

(Image credit: BigPeace)

August 26, 2011

CNN

U.S. counterterrorism policy since 9/11 has been phenomenally successful. Who could have imagined in 2001 that ten years later there would not have been a single successful attack on the American homeland? And yet, apart from a few lone-wolf attacks such as the shootings[terrorism..ed] by Major Nidal Hasan at Fort Hood, the record has been close to perfect[?...]

Such measures were denounced by civil libertarians and, once the immediate post-9/11 fear had passed, many of them were curtailed through a combination of congressional and court action. But key aspects of the Bush approach–from military tribunals and detentions at Guantanamo to Predator strikes–have been employed by the Obama administration. We now have a bipartisan approach to counterterrorism that has kept the United States safe for the past decade.

Vote by clicking image below

A few lone wolfs? Hasan, for one, is a homegrown terrorist and was successful at killing our finest and bravest because of PC. We have went from the "Global War on Terror" to Overseas Contingency Operations and terror attack like Hasan's is now called a Man Caused Disaster

Joe Biden's shout out about Navy SEAL Team 6 turning bin Laden into fish food was an unforgivable breach of their secrecy let alone intelligence leaked from Obama's "war room".

We are lucky because jihadis failed to detonate their explosives. We have to be right all the time while the jihadist only have to be right once.

Yes, GW was right but some of his policies have gone to the wayside due to PC, so called Islamophobia etc. Obama did up the drone strikes which is good but to compare him to GW is ridiculous. Hell, Obama didn't even know how to pronounce the military Corps, called them Corpse.

August 21, 2011

Fatwas will be issued

August 19, 2011

Fatwas will be issued.

UPDATE:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Nanabozoh for:

Nas: This is the gayist room I've ever seen.
Ahmad: Isn't it fabulous! I even gilded Mini-dinejad.

The leaders of the two great nations of Iran and Lebanon are meeting in that photo. When the leaders of those great nations meet, every body knows who worries about and really scared of them. The Shiite Muslim crescent is alive and kicking!

Nasrallah: You know, Mahmoud, sitting down, you don't seem so, how is it they say?, vertically challenged.

Ahmadinejad: Whatever do you mean?

Nasrallah: You had them shorten the legs on that chair so your feet would reach the floor, didn't you?

Ahmadinejad: :: winks ::

Assume the position and bang your head on the ground, Mahmoud, we are without a chaperone, you pigeon toed little bitch!

Caught up!

Fatwas will be issued.

UPDATE:
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Rodbo for:

In a surprising twist of theatrical brilliance, Andrew Lloyd Webber begins to hold auditions for the latest production: "Mohammad Super Freak"

Here let me help you with your meatballs

"Gonna set me up with the spirit in the sky. That's where I'm gonna go when I die."

Gimme a goat with hair.
Long beautiful hair.
Shining, gleaming, streaming,
Flaxin', waxin'
Gimme a goat with hair.
Shoulder length or longer..

Yeah, I'm behind

August 07, 2011

If you haven't already, read this post about his possible demise.

Fatwas will be issued.

UPDATE: The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Gertie the Goat & Sacramentist for:

Dear Muhammad Abdallah Hasan Abu al Khayr.

I'm pregnant!

Dear Attorney General Holder, I would like to place an order of automatic weapons through Project Gunrunner. I understand that you have been quite helpful with the cartels in Mexico, and that the Sinaloa cartel has also made purchases through Hillary and the State Department. We need weapons and bullets, as well 'splodey things to strap to idiots, oops I mean martyrs. . .

Muhammad Abdallah Hasan Abu al Khayr
SIR: With great pleasure, we write to inform you that you have been selected to be turned into meetballs as you did not seperate the kuffurs in your custody dirty hearts from their dirty heads.
Sincerely:
Ayman al Zawahir

ah... that is the problem: Grandpa's meatball recipe calls for 2 grams of hot curry power, not 20.

"NAMBLA has come into posession of a multitude of photos of you making...pleasure...with your Bacha Bazi slaves, and would like to induct you into the NAMBLA HALL OF CAME."

"Muhammad breaks into a sweat having been entrusted by his deceased pop-in-law with the latest, most fantastic and highly secret islamic invention. He can be seen holding it in his left hand in this photo. YES! A rare photo of the islamic iPad.

It says that I may already be a winner of a wonderful prize, that i have only to send my location to the prize patrol at sky_master@www.dia.mil/targ_aquisitions. What can it hurt?

Dear Abu,

I am writing you this note so you can hear it from me first and not from some grass-chewing chatterbox. I am leaving you and moving in with your cousin Achmed. We have grown quite close since you left and he visits me every night, and twice during Ramadan, in the new pen he had made just for me. I love the way he plays with my tail and hooves and his "might mo" puts your "amazing allah" to shame.
Besides, did you think I wouldn't find out about that sheep in Saudi Arabia; your little wool whore!

Capra Aegagrus Hircus

July 28, 2011

Fatwas will be issued

Update: The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against USSWasp & Mo for:

Thank you! Thank You! I'll be here all week! Try the pork chops! And to the camel driver in the front row with the mustache meet me in my tent in twenty minutes and bring the goat!

So I gave my camel the little blue pill and by the prophet his "little allah" was this big in ten minutes!

And over here will be the largest meatball/madrassa factory known to man or Jinn

Bachmed the Moose..."Hey Rocky watch me pull a meatball out of my arse...Nothin' up my sleeve ....well that's not a meatball but it sure looks tasty!"
Announcer..."Watch next weeks episode: Hey that's not a camel it's my sister or
Waiter there's a pigs foot in my soup"

You ignorant shit, put that book down. Muhammad couldn't read, but boy could he dance. Jazz hands!

I swear by Allah...my "dirka dirka" is this big.

"Xariif defend me! I make Jawa's make jokes! Kiss me!"

"Aisha! My favorite goat! I am this happy to see you!"

July 15, 2011

Fatwas will be issued.

UPDATE: Fatwas issued. Yea, way late on this one:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Nevermind for

After failing to convince the portly Arabic woman they could paddle to Gaza using only her as a raft; Roger unfurled his dream cape and quietly hoped for a miracle

Captian Ahab the Arab and the Great White Whale join forces in the hunt for the ellusive kosher meatball

No, No No, Dis not da same Mahammad dat killed all the Greeks on Cyprus.
No sireeeeeeeeeeeeee De Mahammad on our boat is de Mahammaw what only wants to kill da Juice.

"I hope they let the boat go in time for the annual Gaza Gay Pride. They do have a Pride event in Gaza don't they?"

Fatwas will be issued

Background on Jamaal:
UK Islamotards: Shariah Controlled Zones

UPDATE: Fatwas issued:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Storms Saxon's Gallbladder for

Jamaal Uddin is an anagram of "I jam anal dud".

"My Iman told me to shave my ginger meatballs and wear a kilt, so he would have 73 virgins! I love sharia yeah Baby!"

As he triumphantly pumped his fist in the air; Jamaal pondered that without porn, prostitution or mixing of the sexes, some one was going to have to be the woman. With his soft, supple white skin and pouty lips; he suddenly realized who that person was going to be...

"Hi, I'm with "Gingers 4 Arabs" known as "G-A" (pronounced 'ghey') for short, would you like a pamphlet?"

July 02, 2011

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"Wow! What are the odds all twenty of us would do the 'pull my finger' bit at the same time? This is truly a miracle of Allah (swt)."

Fatwas will be issued

I'll start: See the shit on my teeth? Yah, it came from my finger, and Allah knows best.

Thanks to ElmiraViking for suggesting this

UPDATE: What, no meetball reference?

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Nanabozoh for

Screen capture from bin Ladin's porn library entitled "POV al-Sadr's Nasheeding Anus".

After removing finger from rectum...rub horizontally against teeth thusly." Excerpt from the perplexing, yet popular Youtube video,” Sadr's Desert Hygiene for the Jihadist.”

Wishing you a very long life

Allah is wise, merciful, all knowing ... and I think he just shat in my mouth!

July 01, 2011

Well the 2012 campaign is officially underway, I can tell from all the email I'm getting from the President's campaign asking me to donate. Dear Darth they say.

Anyway help Obi-One out with 2012 campaign slogans.

I'll start out with... Barack magically waves hand,"Everything is going as planned."

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder for:

Uh, we had a slight economic malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you, China?

and The Wookie took my meatballs like this, and said if you touch my french fries again I'll rip your arms off and bury them in my garden!

Hell Yeah! load up car fellas..Michelle says I can go!

June 20, 2011

Caption this image of Jewish-American-Palestinian Peace Activist Lucas Koerner being oppressed by the Zionist Entity.

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against fasternu426 for:

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

This is the face I want on the Lucas T-shirts!

don't tase me bro, don't tase me!

And yeah, I guess next week I'll take shameless meetball suckup quotes again. Hey I can't be that predictable all the time. Plus it helps if they are good, not just have the word meetball in them.

June 19, 2011

Fatwas will be issued.

I'll start - Will someone please take my video...

June 10, 2011

Back story & photo credit

Fatwas will be issued.

UPDATE: Fatwas issued....finally:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against beezer for:

Osama, stand very still, the Seals will never find you. But Omar, I think Ive been short sheeted

Habib how long do we have to wait till we attack?
We can't unTil the Iman SH issues a Fatwa.
Does anyone have some meatballs ...I'm hungry.

SLUTS!!!

I've heard of "Two Girls, One Cup", but "Four Girls, Two Sheets"?

This week al-Qaeda fluffer Adam Yahiye Gadahn asked why Muslims in America aren't falling all over themselves to get killed for al-Qaeda?

Lets help them out with excuses.

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Beefcake for:

BUT as Allah is my witness, my IEDs turn into cupcakes.

I'm waiting for Emerson "Goatly" Begolly to be paroled....

I have it so good here in America, I'll just wait and see who wins.

Beefcake? I didn't know Congressman Weiner comments here?

June 04, 2011

Caption this image of Congressman Weiner on Sunday with his wife Huma Abedin.

Huma Abedin? Come on, what's wrong with Mrs. Weiner?

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Sammy Small for:

Anthony Weiner on his way to the Verizon store to trade his Blackberry(ed) in for a prepaid flip phone.

Let go of me you jerk!!!

Jaywalking? Do you KNOW who I AM?

May 25, 2011

Caption this image of Darth Netanyahu sizing up his pathetically weak Jedi opponent.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder for:

The ability to destroy your own country is insignificant next to the power of the force.

Memo to self..... have Mossad lower suspension on Presidents limo.

"Barry, I am your Father.

May 23, 2011

Background for those not in the know:

here, here and Ownd here

UPDATE: Jack Stuef going away fatwas issued (yes, he left Wonkette):

I’ve enjoyed making fun of politics for this dumb little blog. But now it is time to move on.

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Know You Enemy & Nanabozoh for:

"I harvest my neck for latte money."

To Stuef's horror, insulting Trig still didn't get him laid.

In an attempt to emulate his hero, Michael Moore, Jack decided to make a movie of his life, "Bowling For Meatballs".

You mean "Blowing for Meatballs"....

Ya wanna come up and see my rubbings of Liberace's tombstone?

If Michael Moore and Bruce Vilanch had a love child

1. He forgot to clean his neck after eating at the pig trough too long.
2. He didn't make it to the barfatorium in time.
3. He stuck his head WAY TOO far into the barfatorium bobbing for change of leftovers.

May 18, 2011

Caption this image of Mikhail Kalashnikov at the Victory Day parade in Moscow on May 9th.

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Trog (unrepentant bastard, bigot, dirty kufar) for:

Is my porn stash well hidden, komrade?

So I said to Helen Thomas, "If you think that gun is revolutionary. . . "

Why in my day, Comrad we would carry the ICBM's to the parade ground in the snow, up hill, Both ways.

"Randman :"Yes comrade, we will be long gone before Howie issues fatwas on our picture."

;)

May 09, 2011

Fatwas will be issued.

UPDATE: The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against bin Laden & redc1c4 for:

So you sent Obama an idea on how to get re-elected in 2012. Care to fill me in?

well, i guess that's a fair trade... after all, how hard can it be to feed a bunch of fish?

Omar, I had a dream last night. I was at the Krusty Krab and the Krabby Patty I ordered came with a side of Ummah Meatballs.

Ayman: "I hate to do this to you Bin. I can call you Bin, can't I. Well, it's like this. If I don't turn you in, it's meatballs for sure".

OBL: "Yeah, I see your point. No problem. If you need me, I'll be in the compound watching TV".

Yeah Osama, I have noticed that my prayer bump is starting to look like the Star of David. Do you think that could mean anything?

Dearest brother Usama, if Allah the Most Beneficent, Most Merciful were to grant you one wish what would it be? Ooh, now Za, that is a tough one. Howzabout lying on a bed somewhere in the Indian Ocean being waited on hand and foot, surrounded by seals..

Ayman, I have this recurring dream in which the crab from the Little Mermaid sings his song "Under the Sea." Aside from revealing my latent homosexuality, what could this dream possibly mean?

Damn. So the goat's really are pregnant ?. You better go to my buddies place in Pakistan until things quiet down. It's pretty safe there, I hear

April 21, 2011

Caption this image of Trinny & Susannah in front of al-Aqsa Mosque.

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Really late Fatwas Issued!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Phil for:

I was born and still live in the US, so I have no idea who the hell these women are?

Tunafish and meatball sandwich kit: some assembly required. Taste Optional.

Is that the dome of the Al-Aqsa mosque or are you just happy to see me?

April 20, 2011

Mugshot of the day leader board, especially the one on the left.

Vote here if you so choose.

April 17, 2011

PFLP demands IDF release PFLP leader Ahmad Sa'adat. Terrorist connected with him/them have admitted to butchering the Folgel family

I feel it fitting for a Caption/Photoshop/Paint contest.[Anonymouse link to PFLP Arabic..let em translate]:

Fatwas will be issued.

Photoshop/Paint entries most welcome.

Lots of images of the bastard here

April 06, 2011

We've come a long way baby from the days back when pictures and hiring gay males to model for the Tiger Beat of Jihad would have been considered Haram.

The Jawas have been sitting around wondering which Mujahideen model was Samir Khan AKA Inshallahshaheed? At first I thought it was the one with the red thingy on his head. But the other bloggers convinced me that Sammy would be the one with the gheyest pose. So that has to be the one on the right?

Anyway does that dress make Sammy look fat?

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Are You Sure? for:

It's fun to stay at the Y. M. J. A. !!!"

... if you can find them... the F-Team!

The Stars of "Sex in the 'Stan"

(L-R) Miranda, Carrie, Sammy, and Charlotte (kneeling).

April 04, 2011

Fatwas will be issued.

UPDATE:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against NX-03 for:

Coz' every goat's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

Moonshine Czar of the Caucuses...

Emir Supyan "Popcorn" Abdullayev

Tonight on Geraldo... When Garden Gnomes Go Jihad!

"Bilbo... tell me more about the virgins we will find when we get to the al shire, allhamdullah!"

Psssst, click image so al Qaeda's Russian affiliate can also join in![anonymouse]

March 20, 2011

Choice 1:

Or:

Fatwas will be issued

March 14, 2011

(Hat Tip: IHateTheMedia)

Why would Governor Walker dismiss a young teacher voted one of the best in the state? Collective bargaining, that's why.

In 2010, Megan Sampson was named an Outstanding First Year Teacher in Wisconsin. A week later, she got a layoff notice from the Milwaukee Public Schools. Why would one of the best new teachers in the state be one of the first let go? Because her collective-bargaining contract requires staffing decisions to be made based on seniority.

Ms. Sampson got a layoff notice because the union leadership would not accept reasonable changes to their contract. Instead, they hid behind a collective-bargaining agreement that costs the taxpayers $101,091 per year for each teacher, protects a 0% contribution for health-insurance premiums, and forces schools to hire and fire based on seniority and union rules.

This is an example of how unions operate. It really isn't about worker "rights" (I prefer 'privileges') or protecting the voiceless, it's about unearned and undeserved tenure and protecting upper hierarchy regardless of incompetence or abuse.

The case Walker cites is a perfect example. A good teacher - one of the best - is sacrificed by union collective bargaining in order to protect the position of a less deserving teacher, who happens to have seniority. Ultimately, it's the students who lose.

Will the leftist media come out in defense of Ms. Sampson? Will protesters organize to object to her treatment? Of course not.

Show your support - support businesses that support Walker. And vote:

March 10, 2011

Some folks think that Sara Palin got "snippy" with Bill O'Reilly, personally I had about the same reaction as he did. Zero.

But getting snippy with Bill? I looked up snippy in the dictionary and there was O'Reillys picture. I swear to god. Anyway I've read the Crooks and Liars thing as well as the Politico thing and its mountain from molehill.

Caption this and be sure its an insult to somebody because that's what the internet is for; pron and insults.

Fatwas will be issued....

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Kalifornia Kafir for:

Bill, you pecksniffian blooter. I'm not going to let an imperious blatherskite like you shut me down before I finish my answer. Remember, I know how to gut a pestiferous mooncalf.

i wonder how many meatballs i could stuff in that empty head of his?

Dad's skull collection lacks an O'Reilly.

March 06, 2011

Caption this Quack who spent her day handing out fake Dr. excuses to protesting teachers so that they can bilk the taxpayer out of a days pay and express themselves all at the same time.

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Herr Wilson for:

I'm not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.

Please excuse Mr/Mrs Harry Meatbaals from work today they have ellenphantitus of the meatballs

Dr. Fraud... paging Dr. Fraud... Code Blue in the ethics department!

The preceding excuse has been a fabrication.