February 18, 2016
Trouble With Tribbles BHO Edtion
Holy crap! That Tribble is attacking the President!
Not to worry its an old slow Tribble, and turns out it was only after the President's blunt.
June 19, 2012
Joe Target Shooter!
DailyKos: Say what you want about not-Joe the not-plumber, but I think that may be the most Republican ad ever made. Gun porn! America-loving! Crazy-ass conspiracy theories! More gun porn! Intense hatred of vegetables!
Exactly, so what's the problem?
And why did Dailykos just endorse Joe The Plumber? What's the connection? I'm just asking questions people, just asking questions.
July 25, 2011
Google Plus Bans Shirtless Redneck Mark Twain
like when a restaurant doesn't allow people who aren't wearing shirts to enter.Yeah, but what about Pajamas?
But they threw me a bone
Google+ is working on a way to allow pseudonyms, though it will take some time before such a feature can be implemented, according to GundotraSo does that mean we win?
November 11, 2010
Sandcrawler PSA: Have You Seen This Wookie?
Hat Tip: Geeks Are Sexy.
August 19, 2010
Well, Isn't That Prescient
One of my small hobbies is finding patriotic quotes for the Facebook page. Surfing around I found this and thought I'd share it with the entire Jawa community instead of just the Facebook fans.
Shall we expect some transatlantic military giant, to step over the ocean, and crush us at a blow? Never! -- All the armies of Europe, Asia and Africa combined, with all the treasure of the earth (our own excepted) in their military chest; with a Bonaparte for a commander, could not by force, take a drink from the Ohio, or make a track on the Blue Ridge, in a trial of a Thousand years. At what point, then, is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer, if it ever reach us, it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide. -- Abraham Lincoln
April 01, 2009
Tomorrow's News Reported Yesterday That Was Actually Published The Day Before Yesterday
At some point it becomes clear that this administrationís main goal is not recovery but the elevation of the government, and of this president in particular, above all other economic players. Some would say itís bold. Others would say itís the road to tyranny.
Jennifer Rubin: Is It All About Him?Today:
President Obama is convinced that a negotiated bankruptcy is the best way for General Motors to restructure and become a competitive automaker, members of Congress and unnamed sources told Bloomberg late Tuesday.
Lawmakers briefed on the subject told the news agency Obama is also ready to let Chrysler face bankruptcy and be sold off piece-by-piece if it is unable to form an alliance with Italian automaker Fiat.
This reminds me of the part in the movie where Denzel Washington's character says, and I paraphrase, "we all dirty, ain't nobody clean."
January 23, 2009
Its National Pie Day! Hooray!
Click the image morons
March 12, 2008
Spitzer Open Joke Thread
Well why Rusty's er uh "sick" we might as well have some fun. Keep it PG 13 if you can. As you probably have heard Eliot Spitzer resigned as Governor of New York this morning effective Monday.
NEW YORK - A prominent politician, especially one known for a certain righteousness, is alleged to be a customer of high-priced call girls. For comics, that's a hanging curveball over the plate.I like Letterman's joke.
New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer became the butt of jokes faster than, well, faster than it would take a prostitute to ride Amtrak from New York to Washington.
On CBS' "Late Show," Letterman told his studio audience that it was a beautiful day in New York.Oh and check out See Dubya's new Hillary 08 Bumper sticker.
"It's so sunny and bright outside that earlier today, Eliot Spitzer came out of a brothel squinting,"
Yes you have to click to see it. Hat Tip: Michelle.
I'll start us off with. Eliot Spitzer went down faster than a two dollar whore!
In fact come to think of it, if he had used a two dollar ho, he wouldn't be in all this mess.
Let er rip Jawas!
Update: Wow! its like a new fad or something. Iranian police chief caught with 6 whores. Probably a bribe from the Taliban in exchange for DNS services.
January 25, 2008
Boobs for Paulians
I was feeling sorry for Paulians, really.
Most make fun of them with the Blimp thing, and their strange ways of showing support for "their man".
I would like to give them some enjoyment. I am a nice person and nice people like moi care...really!
Without further ado, I present......drumroll......."Boobs for Ron Paul" ..h/t Tizona
Added captions from Son of the Godfather...teh
"Ron Paul can hold back two torpedos!"
"Ron Paul can withstand dual bazooka blasts!"
Or, we can use it when the kook finally drops out..
"Ron Paul, thanks for the mammaries..."
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Son of the Godfather
June 14, 2007
Video: Kidnapping at Noterror.org
Google Video copy of Kidnapping
No Terror website.
English translation at MEMRI.
Hat Tip: Allahpundit.
April 25, 2007
Counter-Leftist Bumper Sticker 4
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