March 12, 2013

Huffington Post Makes CNN Look Like BET

I got nothing else, so here's a play on some schtick Ace has been hammering at over the past few weeks.


The good folks over at HuffWatch were also kind enough to put arrows pointing at what Arianna Huffington calls, "the help" so you wouldn't have to spend too much time playing "Where's Waldo" with this one. But if you click the image you'll notice the two token gay guys in the back, or as Arianna says, "my personal fashion assistants".

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 10:52 AM | Comments |

March 03, 2012

Attn: Jihadtube User Jihadtube?

The only thing I dislike more than a Jihadi is a Twoofer.


Funny how those two can exist on the same page. 9/11 was an inside job, next up al-Qaeda propaganda.... Uh? WTF?


By Howie at 04:08 PM | Comments |

February 28, 2012

Senate Study on The Online Radicalization of Zachary Chesser of Revolution Muslim

Government Security News:

The Internet and social media are integral ingredients in the rapid radicalization of homegrown terrorists, said a staff study by the Senate homeland security committee that recommended a coordinated government response to counter online radical propaganda and help communities intervene in the radicalization process.

The report, released on Feb. 27 by the staff of the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, was based on the close study of the personal writings of Zachary Chesser, the Bristow, VA man now serving a 25-year sentence for threatening the writers of the South Park television show, soliciting violent jihadists to desensitize law enforcement, and attempting to provide material support to Al-Shabaab.

The study also provides some unique detail into Chesser’s motivations and personality.

The Senate staff said Chesser’s case was a classic case study of how quickly online radicalization can occur compared to the traditional process of face to face contact between an aspirant and an established terrorist group.

The .pdf copy of the study is here.

Jawa report was not mentioned in the study, we were basically robbed. But we're getting really used to that ;)

Update: A mention of if not our name, our actions on page 19.


Oh yeah that was me ;).

By Howie at 08:20 AM | Comments |

February 08, 2012

Eunice Abdullah Pleads Guilty

It couldn't happen to a nicer keyboard koranimal.

Jesse Morton, a convert to Islam also known as Younus Abdullah Mohammad, plans to appear in federal court in Alexandria, Va., on Thursday, his lawyer told Politico. He will plead guilty to conspiracy, communicating threats, and internet stalking, Politico reported. Each felony carries a sentence of up to five years in prison.
Hey Eunice, heed Lawrence's advice...

Eunice archive.

Update by Howie!

Its almost kind of sad that all the really fun Jihadis are, you know, deflowered.

By Vinnie at 06:50 PM | Comments |

April 19, 2011

Ronin Appreciates Censored31's Writing Style

Jawa Report reader, Belgian doucebag and Al-Qaeda sympathizer, Censored31, posted a funny story on his blog. I will leave it up to you Jawas as to whether the content or the writing style takes the Nobel for Funny.

"A mosque located at Lodelinsart in Belgium was violated by the inscription "Here lies Muhammad" accompanied with a pig's head", says Censored31.

This huge crime was strongly condemned by Censored31.

Nope. This wins. Censored31 is writing a book named 'De opmars van Al-Qaïda' which translates to " I heart reacharounds from al-qaeda".

Ronin's opinion is that Censored31 makes Ronin laugh. Bwahahaha

By Ronin at 12:10 PM | Comments |

March 03, 2011

WI Elementary School Teacher, Jack Senzig, Exposes School Children to his Political Hatred

Via Dan Riehl @ BigGovernment

The quote and image below are from elementary school music teacher Jack Senzig’s political blog “WI The People.” Not content to spew his hate anonymously, Senzig acknowledges his identity and links the political blog from another blog - his home blog based upon his role as a music teacher and available to his young students.
Click link above or image below for more:


What a assmaggot

By Stable Hand at 02:02 PM | Comments |

February 24, 2011

Cornhole Watch: Everyone Wave Goodbye to Zack Chesser the Former Emir of Revolution Muslim


See ya Zack, watch the cornhole LOSER!.

A college dropout and Muslim convert who threatened the creators of the "South Park" cartoon series and then tried to join an Al Qaeda-linked terrorist group in Somalia has been sentenced to 25 years in prison.
Zachary A. Chesser of Bristow, Va., pleaded guilty last year to supporting the al-Shabab terrorist group in Somalia and posting online threats against the "South Park" creators for an episode he perceived as insulting to the Prophet Muhammad. He was sentenced Thursday in U.S. District Court in Alexandria.
You should have stayed in school. Bitch!

Hat Tip: Sweet Jane the Liberator.

By Howie at 12:04 PM | Comments |

January 18, 2011

Why Does Loughner Hate Women So Much?

A theory on what was behind the Tucson murders so stupid it could only have come from a women's studies department. Or Amanda Marcotte.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:36 AM | Comments |

November 02, 2010

Canadian Jihad Supporter Beverly Giesbrecht Dies as Hostage of the Taliban [Updated/Bumped]


Indian Express:

A woman journalist from Canada, who was abducted by militants in November 2008, has died following prolonged illness in the custody of the Taliban somewhere in northwest Pakistan or Afghanistan, sources said on Tuesday.

Khadija Abdul Qahar, 55, who was known as Beverly Giesbrecht before she converted to Islam, was abducted along with her translator Salman Khan and cook-cum-driver Zar Muhammad while travelling to Miranshah in the restive North Waziristan tribal region.

Well I guess Beverly's Jihad has been totally unspun. Ironic that she went to Pakistan to prove the Taliban were just ordinary folk and ended up in her last days a prisoner there, carrying water for a crusty old mullah and waiting for her liver to fail. Which it did....eventually.

UPDATE by Rusty: I'm bumping and updating this because I think some of you probably don't know Bev and don't know the backstory.

Geisbrecht once published a website called "Jihad Unspun" under the name "Khadija Abdul Qahaar". The website was pro-Taliban. I don't mean this in the sense that many on the Left are pro-Taliban -- they support any opponents of the US -- I mean this in the literal sense: she and the website supported the Taliban.

A few years ago Beverly and a collaborator who had done work with al Jazeera began showing up on a forum that I once moderated asking for help contacting "the mujahideen". They wanted to do a documentary on "the resistance" in several countries, including Afghanistan.

So, I knew Beverly. She was not a "journalist" as the MSM is reporting. She was an activist on behalf of terrorists and Islamofascists.

She and her collaborator eventually tried to make it to Afghanistan to make contact with the people she supported, the Taliban. But, as it turned out, her own pro-Taliban narrative -- that the Taliban were freedom fighters protecting Muslims from the brutality of the Americans -- turned out to be wrong. The Taliban took her hostage and threatened to behead her.

Let her sad life story be an example to all Muslims who think that America is the cause of their troubles and the Islamists the solution. This is objectively false.

Beverly knows this now. Too bad she had to learn this lesson the hard way.

The Jawa Report: Next Step in the Beverly Giesbrecht Scam
Time Up: Did Taliban Murder Pro-Taliban Activist
Video: Taliban Threaten to Behead Pro-Taliban
We Told You: Taliban Decide Not to Kill Pro-Taliban Canadian Traitor
Taliban Wants $375,000 For Kidnapped Canadian Taliban Supporter

More here.

See Also:
jihadunspun unhinged
Abu Izzadeen chats about Jihad Unspun
Jihad Unspun: Allah's own wartime profiteers

By Howie at 11:30 AM | Comments |

August 18, 2010

Huff & Puff's Progressive Meetu Mahil: America Is At Fault For Terrorism/Homegrown Terrorist

Amazing how these assho**s spew terrorist propaganda. Her post is so f**ed up Huff & Puff readers haven't even commented on it... or are afraid too.

I wonder if Meetu Mahil is a friend of that stupid beotch Linda RichardsTaliba al-Quran, sure as hell sounds like it.

A few choice paragraphs:

Like everyone in America, I took classes in US and world history in high school. But throughout this education, generally speaking, I was only taught the more appealing side of the American story. College offered a kind of awakening. I had a professor there named Dr. David Andrus, who felt obliged to lift the veil of the American narrative for his eager students. He emphasized the many mistakes, wrongs and horrifying injustices (many of them kept secret for as long as possible) in America's short history to persuade his students to adopt careers working to prevent future ones.

Investigation into the dark side of American history, including the secret wars we had fought, the democracies we had sabotaged, the leaders we had tried to assassinate, and the dictators we installed and supported, understandably inspired me to anger. Anger at being lied to, anger at just finding out, and anger at what my otherwise generous nation had done to others throughout the world in the name of my freedom.

I was a sophomore in 2001, and shortly after 9/11, I joined a number of anti-war organizations such as the Blue Triangle Organization, which tried in vain to keep track of the many deportations occurring at that time. It was a normal and non-violent response to that intoxicating concoction of youth, hormones, college living, and upending, morally troubling new information[...]

Zachary's trajectory to train in terrorism represents the other side of that spectrum: an extreme reaction to his own personal conflicts and those he saw between what America pretends to be and what it often really is. There is something the government can do to mute such angst, which, in its most extreme, can present a with a national security threat[...]

America must acknowledge and apologize for the horrendous and violent atrocities it has committed throughout its history. In doing so, passionate objectors, maladjusted adolescents, and disillusioned immigrants may be more readily dissuaded to lay down their rage, their righteous frustration, and their stupefaction at the dark shadow of American history[...]

As early as middle school, children are ready to learn the truth about America. Instead of teaching our kids, as the Texas' Board of Education has chosen to, that America's history is an exemplar of virtue, we must reconstruct our national historical curriculum to more truthfully mirror our past. There are plenty of books and perspectives that reflect a more honest version of American history; Howard Zinn,["How can you have a war on terrorism when war itself is terrorism?"
— Howard Zinn..ed] Noam Chomsky ["Everyone’s worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there’s really an easy way: Stop participating in it
— Noam Chomsky..ed], and Amy Goodman must be introduced to our youth far sooner than college.

What threatens our future more than any tribe in Afghanistan is a past that strengthens recruitment for Al Qaeda and creates boys like Zachary Chesser. Our selective denial stokes the very embers we have been trying to put out for nearly a decade in place where empires go to die. What America needs more than anything else right now are friends and sympathetic audiences. From radicals at the far reaches of the world, to the maligned newcomer, to the wealthy 20-year unable to successfully adjust to social and academic life in college, we need enemies and future enemies to believe in our ability to change, repent, and make amends. [...]

Zachary Chesser might have gone to grad school instead of prison; may have dabbled with various religions instead of extremely misunderstanding one, and may have become an activist writer who truly believed that the pen was mightier than the sword. Unfortunately, in a way his future was written in part by a country that, with too many enemies to count, is also paying the extremely high price of self-delusion and silence.

Ummm, Mahil, you feckin disgust me pushing anachist/hard core radical/George Soros/jihadist propaganda.

Thanks to Star

By Stable Hand at 02:20 PM | Comments |

May 03, 2010

Huffington Post is Racist!

Or something. Because of the hypocrisy.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:44 PM | Comments |

February 15, 2010

Huffington Post Has Hit A New Low With This Image

Titled "Major Afghan Offensive...US Troops Complain About Rules of Engagement"

Screen shot, click to enlarge

No further comment...

By Stable Hand at 04:13 PM | Comments |

February 05, 2010

James O'Keefe is a CIA-Israeli Spy!

....twoofer and Alex Jones' Infowars follower Gordon Duff's James O'Keefe is a Super Sekrit Zionist spy post

Last week’s breakin at Senator Mary Landrieu’s office in the New Orleans Federal Building was more than it seemed, much more. All of the 4 arrested had been trained by the CIA and, possibly, Israel. One arrested, Stan Dai, is listed as an Operations Officer of the Department of Defense Irregular Warfare Program and a known expert and lecturer on, not only surveillance but explosives training, assassinations and “false flag operations.” If you wanted a plane to crash, an enemy to get sick and die or a building to blow up, Dai would be the man to know how to make it happen.

Everyone look out! Leon Panetta, under the direction of the Juice, is obviously trying to unseat Obi-One and take over the Gubbamint.

We at Jawa Report support that 100%.


We would also like to extend a warm welcome our new Zionist overlords.

Hey Yoda, pass that back over here. My faith in this just slipped a bit.

Hat Tip: Shona.

By Howie at 08:57 AM | Comments |

January 21, 2010

I'll Never Eat Pudding Again

Based on a true story (probably Not Safe for Work if the volume is up).

Seriously, I laughed out loud.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:03 PM | Comments |

October 02, 2009

Overnight Open Fail

FAIL Pictures, Images and Photos

By Vinnie at 12:49 AM | Comments |

September 23, 2009



How do I live without you???

By Vinnie at 06:12 PM | Comments |

August 06, 2009

Birthers get PWN3D by Fake "Kenyan Birth Certificate"

Bwahahaha! See what happens when you WANT TO BELIEVE without thinking critically?

You'll fall for anything. And the Birthers did. Now what did you learn, Birthers?

Here's what you should have learned: KNOCK THIS IDIOTIC CRAP OFF.

ht: LGF

By Good Lt. at 07:19 PM | Comments |

August 03, 2009

Birthers Fall For Fake "Kenyan Birth Certificate"

For those of you who care, I spent a good deal of time last week arguing with Birthers at Hot Air - too much time that I'll never get back, as it were. For sport, mainly, but also because I believe that we need to expel this 9-11-Truther-like lunacy from the mainstream of thought on the right. It's stupid, poisonous and - worst of all - FAKE.

In the latest 'development,' the Birthers, thinking they had a "smoking gun," were salivating over a document produced by birther priestess Orly Taitz (photo below). The only thing was that the document was fake. They got Rathered.


Seriously - for those still clinging to the Birther fable - knock it off. It's not good for your sanity. You're wrong, the evidence does not support the conspiracy claims, and you're making it harder for us out here who are trying to fight bad policy instead of chasing and battling windmills and shadows.

Step away from "the light" and come back to Earth.

Photoshop courtesy of Fitzgibbon at the JREF forums.

PS: Case and point - even 9-11 Twoof leader and professional paranoiac Alex Jones, once a proponent of this nonsense, is starting to think the Birthers are crazy. Alex Jones runs a website called PrisonPlanet that makes the John Birch society look like elder statesmen.

KEEP DIGGING, BIRTHERS. The twoof is out there.

By Good Lt. at 08:20 AM | Comments |

February 09, 2009

Miracle! "Fragrant Scent" Of Decaying Body Parts Of A Hamas Terrorist

Well, that wasn't quite the way this pro-Hamas article was worded on a terrorist loving blog:

"Fragrant Scent From Body Parts of a Al-Qassam Fighter

Despite being shattered to pieces[awesome IDF], the body of an Al-Qassam fighter emitted a fragrant scent, and it repeated 20 days after his death.

The family of Abdullah As Shani' was surprised at the smell of musk that dispersed inside the room where the body pieces of their son were laid, thus what’s reported in the website.

Abdullah As Shani' was a member of Al-Qassam sniper unit. He became the target of a rocket attack from an Israeli F-16 jet fighter [Go IDF], while he was in the security post in the western part of Gaza. It took two days to search for the body of this fighter. Evidently nothing was left out of his body except his head and chin, whereas the rest of his body parts were “crushed” by the Israeli rocket. [Ah, bwahahahaha]

When hearing about the news, dozens of people who recognized this fighter with the kuniyah (nickname) “Abu Hamzah” came in droves to his residence and smelt the fragrant scent coming out from his body parts, which was placed inside a plastic bag in one of the spaces in his family’s house. [looks like he is getting the propaganda angle down]

Can you just imagine the stench err sweet smell of musk when body parts are put in plastic bags? Eh Abu, insert name, open the bag I need a good hit of that musk. Whiffer of said bag promptly vomits and passes out. Ah, the sweet smell of rotting flesh.
This phenomenon was not the only one, the family said that 20 days after his death, the fragrant scent returned to fill the same space.

As is known, Abdullah As Shani', was a Mujahid who did not like to show off his deeds, besides being a member of the sniper unit, he also became a field commander of Al-Qassam and a special officer for the HAMAS notable figures.


Rest in pieces with your 72 virgin goats Abdullah, Allah knows best.

Update: From OxyCon in comments "Lynyrd Sknyrd - "That Smell"

By Stable Hand at 01:41 PM | Comments |

January 23, 2009

"Whore For The Far-Right?"

Michelle Malkin angered Obamamaniac's at Huffington Post by not swooning over the ones inauguration.

Dissent = Racism
Racism = Whore

Stay classy Huff and puff.

By Stable Hand at 10:38 AM | Comments |

January 05, 2009

"Poet Warrior": Link To This Blog And We Will Make Revolution Together

poetwarrior.jpgWell, okay. Not the kind of link you are expecting I would imagine.

Link to this blog and we will make revolution together. I am a Muslim and a revolutionary. My last words on Earth, inshallah, will be, “I am a revolutionary and a martyr, thanks be to God. La ilaha illallah.” They can kill me, but not the Revolution.

Those who believe that Islam can flourish and be victorious without jihaad, fighting, and blood indeed are illusioned and do not understand the nature of this religion. The Prestige of preachers, the influence of Islam, the dignity of Muslims, cannot be attained without Jihaad.

At least he/she admits Islam isn't a religion of peace.

Ooops forgot. "Poet" here is a image for our link.


By Stable Hand at 12:29 PM | Comments |

December 16, 2008

Ruh Roh: Daily Kos Declared Bernie Madoff Progressives No1 Enemy

Krazy Koz Kidz upset.

Granted a lot of "honest" people were affected by the Ponzi scheme but it does my heart good to see other "less than honest" people affected by this.

Via US News

Daily Kos today declared Bernie Madoff public enemy No. 1 for progressives not only because of his alleged Ponzi Scheme swindling, but also because he will instantly result in a loss of funding for hundreds of progressive organizations - some of which were doing environmental work.

Madoff controlled the funds of the JEHT Foundation, a major source of grants for organizations like Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch, and the ACLU. According to a statement from President and CEO Robert Crane, the foundation will close its doors next month. Virtually all of its grants will be cancelled.

List of grants from JEHT here


h/t LGF link thingy

By Stable Hand at 03:18 PM | Comments |

December 11, 2008

Thursday Funnies - AlQaeda Doesn't Exist

I just couldn't pass this up. Nice Che avatar "green gorilla" has.<img

Al Qaeda does not exist and never has

The acceptance of the hoary old myth of Al Qaeda by those who oppose the government-led conspiracies concerning 911, the Iraq and Afghanistan occupations, and the 'War on Terror' indicates just how deeply brainwashed we all are by the Bush propaganda.

Those who persist in referring to Al Qaeda as a terrorist entity are either ignorant of reality or are in some way part of the conspiracy to keep us all hoodwinked.

Gawd it feels good to be part of the "plot" to "hoodwink" >>>wink<<<

By Stable Hand at 01:12 PM | Comments |

November 01, 2008

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

As of today, I will no longer be posting at The Jawa Report.

There is a great deal going on in my life right now - including the very recent death of my mother, and a lingering case of unemployment - and I find I have little energy or enthusiasm left for blogging.
Perhaps I'll return someday, but for now, I have other priorities that require my full attention.

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Rusty for graciously allowing me to post here over the past couple of years, and my co-bloggers for making me feel welcome here.
I wish all of TJR's readers the very best - with the exception of a few trolls (you know who you are) - and I urge you all to continue to support the excellent work done by this blog.

For any who wish to maintain contact, or follow my future anti-jihad efforts, I cordially invite you to subscribe to my YouTube channel, where I will remain active as much as my time permits:


By at 10:14 AM | Comments |

August 22, 2008

w00t w00t

I would like to take this opportunity to formally introduce myself to all the Jawas. I'm Kyros from Report on Arrakis which most of you probably never heard of and I'll be blogging here from time to time.

Now I'll explain my blog. I chose the blog theme to be based on Arrakis, the desert planet from Frank Herbert's Dune novel. I read the Dune series when I was I little kid and the books first introduced me to the concept of jihad (holy war). For a long time I thought jihad was just a product of Herbert's imagination. I only realized that jihad is a real world concept when 4 jumbo jets were hijacked and flown into the WTC towers, the Pentagon and into a field in Pennsylvania.

The Jawa Report inspired me to start blogging so it's totally awesome that now I'll be posting here! On a side note, George Lucas took inspiration fron Herbert's Dune series to create the Star Wars universe. So now the circle is complete.

UPDATE by Rusty: On behalf of the Sandcrawler, we welcome Kyros, who's geek quotient was just high enough to score him a slot here, but still three nothces below the nerd herd over at AOSHQ.

By at 08:07 PM | Comments |

July 15, 2008

A True O!bot

Whilst perusing the comments at a Politico post here (where posted is a McCain flip-side cartoon to match the New Yorker cartoon), I stumbled upon what I felt was a particularly sad, pitiable representation of the entire kneejerk left-wing reaction to the sight of their own jackassery:

That is mighty tame compared to the Obama cover. I got a bad feeling in my stomach after seeing that New Yorker magazine cover. What they fail to realize is that a huge portion of the electorate are idiots, and they are going to see that picture and it's going to turn them off from Obama at a visceral level. [...]

Posted By: TJ | July 15, 2008 at 12:00 PM

Funny - the years of the whole BushHitler thing his ilk invented gets no mention. Or something, dude.

The rest of the comment is lamenting over the fact that this wasn't done to McCain, or that the parody cartoon of McCain isn't that bad and is true. I don't know - it's too stupid and isn't worth killing your brain cells over.

I just found it especially creepy, and yet simultaneously hilarious, that this clown had a visceral, nauseous physical reaction to seeing his Democrat candidate, the Lord His Obama, satirized as savagely as Bush has been for his entire Presidency.

Fragile little babies, those O!bots. They can dish it out, but brother, they can't take it. Even when the satire in question is agreeing with them.

By Good Lt. at 12:09 PM | Comments |

April 28, 2008

"F*ck the Dead Troops!"

If you need something to wake you up and get your blood boiling, here it is. Highlights:

Fuck the Troops
By Ian Murphy.

So, 4000 rubes are dead. Cry me the Tigris. Another 30,000 have been seriously wounded. Boo fucking hoo. They got what they asked for—and cool robotic limbs, too.

But maybe these sensationalist quotes were taken out of context?
As a society, we need to discard our blind deference to military service. There’s nothing admirable about volunteering to murder people. There’s nothing admirable about being rooked by obvious propaganda. There’s nothing admirable about doing what you’re told if what you’re told to do is terrible.
I wonder who this guy is voting for? Here's a hint: it's not John McCain.
Take John McCain, or “McNasty,” as they called him in high school. While the conventional wisdom says that Obama gets a pass from the media, McCain is clearly the least scrutinized presidential candidate.

Thanks to Bash Man

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 10:58 AM | Comments |

April 06, 2008

Matthew Yglesias gets PWN3D

John Kirchick of The New Republic (!) posts a scathing review of Yglesisas's recent glorified, pointless nutroots screed book:

Though Yglesias tries to frame his argument around the concept of national self-interest, he reveals himself as an unwitting apologist for terrorists and authoritarians. He attacks the Bush administration for supporting the Philippines and Thailand over Islamist insurgents; he defends the Islamic Courts Movement, which overthrew Somalia’s internationally recognized government; he argues that Democrats shouldn’t have held hearings with General David Petraeus last year because his “testimony would be so hostile to their political strategy.” There are many words that one might use to describe Yglesias’s political outlook. “Liberal” and “internationalist” are not among them.

Karl at PW
points to a photo of Yglesias beclowning himself providing nuanced, well-reasoned policy arguments.
About the author...

By Good Lt. at 09:48 AM | Comments |

April 03, 2008

Leftwing Blogger Nibbles 9-11 Twoof Apple

There's nothing sensible about BlondeSense.

She's just keeping an "open mind," people.

Pat at Screw Loose Change has the takedown.

And if you're interested, here's an SLC post catching Olberloon flirting with "just asking questions/putting it out there" syndrome.


By Good Lt. at 11:36 PM | Comments |

March 24, 2008

Stay Classy, HuffPost

Yes - the bodies of our Troops now are cannon fodder for the antiwar left in the political war of attrition the Democrats are fighting against the REAL enemy - American progress in Iraq and elsewhere.

I said this in a comment at Hot Air, but it is becoming more and more evident that the left doesn't give a sh*t about the Troops when they're alive building schools, restoring electricity, providing medicine or food or water, sacrificing themselves for each other and for the Iraqis, etc. Only when they're dead to the become important to the left. When they're alive, they're taking part in a mass genocide for oil, profit and hegemony. When the Troops are alive, they're participating in the greatest injustice ever exacted on a people, they're killing millions of innocent Iraqis in the dead of night for fun, they're murdering puppies, and they're disgracing the American name. When they're alive, they're lost children who need the Great Parent of the Democrat Party to "speak for them" and cut their funding. When they're alive.

When they die, that's when the real fun begins at the Huffington Post. Right, Nico?


Turning this around, why didn't this little HuffPo troglodyte make a mosaic of soldiers who are alive and doing the hard work of rebuilding Iraq and Afghanistan? Too much effort? Nope - its politically inconvenient and perhaps even patriotic. That's not an impulse the pathetic parade of antiwar imbeciles want to indulge.

The best part of this little smeck of truly vile antiwar propaganda? This disclaimer at the bottom of the post:

(Note: Since some photos of fallen U.S. soldiers are unavailable, there are duplicates.)
What? So the soldiers are expendable, to be regarded as puzzle pieces in your little game? We're dealing with real patriots here - not those pikers who sign up to become cannon fodder in BOOSH'S war for bloodoilhalliburton.

Make sure to read the comments, because when the commenters begin pointing out to the HuffPo pinhead that there are duplicate pics, the "artist" responds that "the point" was missed. Yeah, the pic isn't actually the faces of all of the departed the "artist" was "honoring," but hey, this is the antiwar movement and the ends justify the means, right?

New bumper sticker slogan:

Antiwar Democrats: Defining Patriotism Down Since Vietnam.

ht: Hot Air

PS: Didn't Hillary Clinton (D - NY) vote for the war? I seem to recall many Democrats in both chambers that did. I eagerly await Democrat-centric antiwar "art" from this HuffinPuff moron.

(*Ed. note: I added a bit more to this, as my sentiments when the left uses the death of our Troops as political fodder are a bit more, shall we say, animated).

By Good Lt. at 08:33 PM | Comments |

Arianna Huffinpuff Tries to Demagogue McCain...PWNS Herself

AllahP keeps it short, sweet, and sharp:

Goldfarb spots a gaffe about a gaffe: Wasn’t it Iran, not Syria, that McCain claimed was an AQI training ground before correcting himself? So it was, my friends, so it was. What are we to make of this error, which isn’t the first mistake Arianna’s made in her haste to demagogue the hell out of a Republican candidate? Typo — or profoundly significant revelation about the startling ignorance of one of the web’s power players on all matters Middle Eastern? What would the left say? Or rather, what would the left say if they weren’t desperately trying to gin up a “scandal” out of an innocent mistake to draw the media’s attention away from St. Barack’s coziness with the good Rev. Wright?
Well, it's obvious that Democrat gaffes like this are just instances of misspeaking. When a conservative individual does it, hoever, it means that everyone to the right of Chairman Mao is a troglodyte knuckledragging neeeeeeeocon. Right, lefties? You paragons of consistency and honesty?

Will McCain be getting an apology from this worthless partisan Democrat hack?

C'mon, Arianna. Just admit it - you have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

By Good Lt. at 06:30 PM | Comments |

March 19, 2008

Ace PWNZ St. Sullivan of the Blessed Gobsmack

Nobody delivers a flying rhetorical jump kick to the loins of St. Sully like Ace.

Now, the headline calls Andrew Sullivan a racist. Not that he's tossing the slur "racist" around lightly, though of course he's doing that; Sullivan is a shallow, glib thinker at best, as deep as the sheen on a glossy magazine, and has made a career of disguising this fundamental unseriousness and lack of studiousness (to say nothing of candor and integrity) by simply ramping up his emotional excesses and finding clever-ish new slurs to toss at people; I, for example, am a "foaming Caesarist," which is a cutesy insult and one I wouldn't mind using, I suppose, were I more pretentious. But it does not establish his seriousness as a thinker or writer that he writes endlessly of "heart-ache" and "nausea" and "disgust" and "sickness-inducing vileness" and all the rest of his hypercharged girlishly overemotive palette of put-downs, all the time maintaining he's a pretty cool customer who views the world through eyes so coldly rational they positively glint with intellectual ice.

Read it all.


By Good Lt. at 10:23 PM | Comments |

March 15, 2008

Hillary! Supporters Boycotting Kos

The real reason I wanted everyone to see this was the comment section at the New York Times caucus blog.

You know, it's a funny thing. One side or the other of these camps of Democrats is intelligent enough to hit on the truth about the other candidate, but both sides seem too stupid to recognize that they both suck.


I unsubscribed from Move On after they were so pro Barack Obama that I just said forget it. These people don’t want my support anymore unless I conform to their candidate. Their empty candidate.

— Posted by Lynn E

Actually it was worse than this report suggests, really nasty bullying, with sexist stuff too, and not just about Hillary, ‘personal’ type attacks on those who support her. For some time I tried to engage these bullies in dialog, and in the past, when Edwards was also in the race, it was occasionally possible. But when even the so-called ‘front page’ stories started making unproven, unlikely and quickly discredited ugly speculations about her, it was pretty clear that that site has chosen an candidate and a way of supporting him that wasn’t fair either to him, or to the Democratic Party. I guess they’re mainly kids with too much time on their hands and are too free with the nasty expletives. Oh well. There are other places to blog.

MyDD’s recent+recommended diaries list, and comments, are far more vicious than anything coming out of Daily Kos.

In fact, to say that dKos is abusive is to completely ignore pro-Clinton blogs/bloggers like No Quarter, Hillary Is 44, and Taylor Marsh, where the venom for a Democrat flows as freely as on redstate or freerepublic.

Spoken as someone not active at any of these sites.

— Posted by Ed

I believe the word I’m looking for here is “Waaaaa!” Sen. Clinton is much more of a fighter than the bloggers in retreat here.

— Posted by Adam B.

I’m all for unity. Just one thing: Where are those tax returns?

— Posted by worried

Liebercrats don’t belong on a Progressive blog anyway. I’ll miss humiliating them in debate.

— Posted by Steve Charb

Mr. Obama’s supporters are compiling quite a record of bullying in the name of their hero.

— Posted by Steve Bolger

Civil war mania!

It goes without saying that the majority of their readers are Democrats, at least in this instance. But make sure to take a few minutes and read the looong ongoing spat between Hillary! and Obama! supporters in the comments, with interspersed neeeeocons egging them on.

Pretty lulzy. Check it out.

By Good Lt. at 11:58 PM | Comments |

March 09, 2008

Islamic Women Don't Have It That Bad, Wingnuts

In what must be a race between Glenn Rick Ellensberg Greenwald and a Kos Kid for dumbest thing uttered this year, this genius a tries to equivocate the blatant cultural, religious and otherwise systematic abuses of women in strict Islamic societies and...well, there just HAS to be something America and Republicans do to women that's worse...!

Read the comments (and try not to lose IQ points trying to follow the meandering "logic" of some of the commenters). There are several voices of dissent from this idiotic poster's notion, but watching the idiots try to rationalize such an asinine belief - that women living in Islamic societies have it much better than we know and that the right wing is playing the world false (somehow) - is hilarious.

You can see, after a few pointed critiques of the moronic idea put forth by the Kosbot, that they really just want to pretend BOOSH and the GOP are inventing this issue to "fearmonger" and "rationalize" invasions of other countries. When they get called on this or are pressed to explain where they are getting the data or evidence supporting ideas so incongruent with factual reality, they are reduced into waffling, backtracking, and conceding that their point really is quite stupid.

It's like Trooferism, misogyny, denial and leftwing identity politics all got into a drunken head-on collision and fused into one hideous mass of body parts and EPIC FAIL.

Good for a laugh, though. More hilarity from LGF and Ace.

Hey Kos Kid. Let's ask these women how Islamic society is treating them - they might help your argument:

Click here to see women getting ahead in a strict Islamic society.

Click here to see a human rights advocate railing against Islam's inherent misogyny.

Click here to see women in the Islamic world breaking the glass ceiling.

Details, Kos Kidz. Details.

UPDATE: One of the Kosbot commenters in the thread tried arguing for a while (among various other internally inconsistent arguments) that the casual, off-hand offensiveness to Islam that is 'harmful' is an excuse to deflect criticism of Islam. Well, here's an oldie but goodie to remind us that "offensiveness" is not a test of the limits of free speech, especially when it comes to criticizing religion and politics (NSFW):

The preceding video was dedicated to every dumb wanna-be cyberjihadist the Jawa Report has pwned. Cheers!

By Good Lt. at 09:01 PM | Comments |

February 25, 2008

"Funny"? O'Reilly's al Qaeda ID Found

I was reading about Rusty's Taliban leader arrest story at Rediff India Abroad.and the article had a image link of al-Qaeda. I was quite suprised to see a fake "alQaeda" ID of Bill OReilly of FNC's OReilly Factor. I wonder how many people in India "read" this news?


I realize this is a spoof and I am not a shill for Fox News or OReilly but if that was of me I would be damn mad. AlQaeda is not a joke like these anti-war Rock City News idiots think.

By Stable Hand at 10:51 AM | Comments |

February 24, 2008

Are UFO's the Answer to Clean Air & Global Warming?

From OpEd Piece

The author discusses how our problems with the environment can be solved in one easy step. Use the UFO's technology?!?!

The truth is that the way the ET spaceships are powered with almost unlimited cheap power can be used to drive our civilization with little environmental effects. The oil industry relies on scarcity to control the price of oil and make trillions of dollars at public expense but all that would have been wiped out with cheap abundant energy.

Also we would not have a global warming and other environmental degradation that so threaten us and our planet if cheap non polluting energy had come into widespead use by the 1960's as it should have.[his first UFO sighting?]

The author goes on to describe how the UFO's glide through the air using cheap & clean "electromagnetic and anti-gravity propulsion".
We would be "traveling through the air using non-polluting ZPE[zero point energy]".
How many "youfo's" has the author been up close and personal with?

His solution:

Environmentalists should team up with exopolitical activists and peace activists and other activists[?] even in the health industry[?] because an end to the UFO/ET cover up would drastically and fundamentally change our world for the better.

It is time to tell:

ET phone home.

By Stable Hand at 10:30 PM | Comments |

February 12, 2008

Does this count as having sex?

Speaking of "safe sex" a user on this forum is seeking advice from the forum owner, Sasjmal.

"Does this count as having sex? My friends r realy stupid n one of them met a stupid girl lol and he touched her breasts and she touched his penis, does that count as like appreciate the feedback thanks.

"No, it does not count as having sex"....Sas

"is it a major or minor sin, are there any speicific punishments, my friends are all extremely paranoid i hate to see them like that"

"I do not know, but I know its a sin for sure."....Sas

"what does count as having sex then[happy face]"?

"Having Sex counts as having sex".....Sas

Disclaimer, for scratch your head purpose only and not meant to imply Sas knows about sex..nor the inquirer was serious about the queston...ed

Update by Rusty: Maybe Bill Clinton inquired with Sasjmal shortly before Monica? That might explain a lot.

By Stable Hand at 12:07 PM | Comments |

January 31, 2008

Answering A Question

Vinnie, why do you let greyrooster push you around? that racist idiot is back, howling like Sadr, and you're just pretending like there's nothing to see!

Commenting does not equal pushing me around. Greyrooster does not impact my normal life in any way, shape, matter, or form.

Look, Greyrooster is an old, broken down drunk crank. All he has left is his own miserable, hateful existence, and his ability to comment here.

Besides, he can't read what we say about him in our Sandcrawler Google group. Nor does he know just what is happening with his home address and phone number.

So, I pretty much just ignore his comments.

Welcome back, Richard.

By Vinnie at 07:56 PM | Comments |

January 14, 2008

The Odd Saga of Lionheart

Something fishy about all this. Very odd.

I've been defending Lionheart against the accusations that he's a BNP supporter. Maybe I was wrong?

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:10 AM | Comments |

December 08, 2007

Leftist Douchebag Calls Steyn "Racist" for Quoting a Racist

Sometimes, you don't even need to pwn the left.

They'll come right out with free-floating OUTRAGE!!11 and pwn themselves for you.

By Good Lt. at 04:05 PM | Comments |