October 02, 2017


I was busy...... you know, doctors and Siemens scanners and shit.

Now I missed some nut going nutters and the Tom Petty thing, what a drag.

But I'm alive! Praise Jesus!

My sincere condolences to all the families everywhere hurting and to the injured who I know personally some of what they are going through.

But there ARE a lot of good people out there.

I was just in what is portrayed on the news as a place of terrible racial tension. Almost every person who served me today is of color, they are wonderful. Never a cross word. And I see the best of America on every trip. Its so beautiful.

I was even caught up in a Midwest Dirtfarm pay it forward at McDonald's early this morning. Weird huh?

That is what its all about.

By Howie at 10:36 PM | Comments |

November 05, 2015

Sandcrawler PSA: Help an Akhi Out?

Never do good deeds.

Because some people are just unsociable.


That mean old meanie! I was just try to help!

By Howie at 01:19 PM | Comments |

September 23, 2014

The Blessed Release of The FBI Investigation of Samir Khan AKA Inshallahshaheed (Sticky)

It is my honor to post possibly the best post of my life, today.


Vice News:

In 2006, a high priority for the FBI was tracking the owner of a blog called Inshallahshaheed who frequently posted commentary in support of Muslim extremist groups and violent jihad.

The FBI feared that both the shifting tone of the blog entries and the dozens of videos the blogger posted to YouTube depicting terrorist operations indicated that he was planning an attack against the US, or intended to join up with militants in Iraq and Afghanistan to fight the US military.

Five years later, that blogger, Samir Khan, was killed in a CIA drone strike in Yemen alongside radical cleric Anwar al-Awlaki, who the Obama administration had secretly targeted for death, setting off a fierce debate over executive power. Both men were affiliated with al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula — and both men were US citizens.

Jawa Report gets a mention.
The New York Times story that the analyst mentions was the first news report written about Khan. It was published on October 15, 2007 and examined his online preachings in the context of how radical jihadists use the Internet to spread their message.

Jawa Report PWNs Samir Khan for Hotlinking.

The Washington, DC analyst recommended that the agent in Charlotte read a post contained on an anti-jihad blog called the Jawa Report:

You will find more information that is new it will all be laid out for you by [redacted]. Please read the comments section if you need to. I am in great hopes you will lock him up once and for all. He is a traitor. He gives aid and comfort to the stated enemies of our government. He is more than just a propagandist as far as I am concerned.
As I recall Samir Khan was first outed publicly by a Jawa report reader's link to Blogger profile he has used after he first reverted to Islam but before Samir became a seriously radicalized al-Qaeda supporter. After looking at the writings of that old blog (Human Liberation - an Islamic Renaissance) and the Ignored Puzzled Pieces of Knowledge Blog it became clear the author of both blogs was the same person. The old Blogger profile contained Samir Khan's real name and location and included a picture of Khan.

We closed the comments on that post, but by then the cat was out of the bag that the terrorist blogger known as Inshallahshaheed (A Martyr God Willing) was indeed Samir Khan.

See post: Inshallashshaheed Outted: North Carolina Jihadi in the News (UPDATED)

The FBI's eyebrows were raised when Samir wrote a post in favor of an al-Qaeda invasion of Manhattan. Now the post was a bit of a pipe dream, but i was clear where Samir Khan's loyalties lay and also posted on the sixth anniversary of 9/11.


See the original post here: Website: Soon, The Blessed Invasion of Manhattan-- "Special Gift" for 9/11( copy of the post is on page 138 of the .pdf)

The reference to Wordpress was removed when Wordpress Suspended Samir's blog. One of many Jawa takedowns on Samir.

Vice News has posted a pdf. from the FBI and its investigation of Samir Khan here.(embedded below the fold)

Our celebration of the Droning of Samir Khan also contains many links to Jawa Report coverage Inspire founder Samir Khan and his online activities.

American Traitor Anwar al-Awlaki Killed in Yemen!

Also see our InshallahShaheed archive for related stories.

Here is a Google search for Jawa Report coverage of InshallahShaheed and for Samir Khan.

Jawa Mentions in the .pdf thanks to Jane.

Jawa hits on page 134

Ppage 138 is a photocopy of jawa, 17 pages of jawa, dated 9/12/2007
howie and rusty say this, howie and rusty say that...

also see jawa references on pages 168, 182, 203, 216, 308, 309 (which one of you most likely to use the phrase, "this little missive"?)

348- 353 interesting

And the last word goes to Dr. Rusty Shackleford.

Samir Khan: Still Gay, Still Dead
Rusty: Still Laughing

Update: Just for kicks, one of female Indonesian blogger Jihadi Princess' old comments on Samir Khan's blog. Jihadi Princess is well known and inspired Jihad Jane, to the point that some days I still get them mixed up.


Update II: Jihadi blogger and Atlanta teacher Al X (stewart) gets a mention too. I think he's one of the few core Revolution Muslim members to stay out of prison.

An FBI file from 2007 said agents identify the blogger, based on comments posted on his blog, as a "30 year old male, black-Muslim convert living in the Southern United States" who "identifies his occupation as 'Mujahid in training.'" The FBI was worried the unnamed blogger's "rhetoric, especially concerning conducting violent jihad in the United States, could encourage Samir Zafar Khan of his path of escalation to actually conduct a terrorist act in the United States."
Al X is also known as Black Lion.

Update III:

The New York Times story that the analyst mentions was the first news report written about Khan. It was published on October 15, 2007 and examined his online preachings in the context of how radical jihadists use the Internet to spread their message.
The "First news report written about Khan", Really? Really?

Jawa Report readers were told about Khan months earlier although he had not been named publicly. So the NY times was hardly the "first news report about Khan".

Dear Vice, Suck it.

Update IV: Friend of Jawa Report Abu Yahood gets a mention too.

From Washington Times

Samir Khan Vice News FBI Files

*Several of the stories I will link comments are still closed for obvious reasons.

By Howie at 11:59 PM | Comments |

August 25, 2014

Attn: ISIS (bumped)

All ur base are belong to us.

Thanks to @BemetOr8, Beer O'Clock, @meankitteh1, @wvubetasoldier.

We just want the Foley family to know the Jawas are doing what we can. May James RIP.

And it seems the world is finally coming around to our view that Islamic Terror Propaganda is something to be fought actively. We've noticed that providers, especially Google has been more cooperative in removing ISIS propaganda lately. Since Obama has acted in Iraq. Good for them. Not only are they taking down the Foley Murder videos they are erasing all traces from Google's Cache.

But lets get one thing clear, this is NOT President Obama's fault.

Evil people do evil things. ISIS are evil. We must fight evil. Its that simple.


And I also want to thank all those others across the web who are fighting this release.

There's more work to be done on this.


And down


Ha Double D!


Update: 08/25/14.


Some people are just slow learners.






By Howie at 01:34 PM | Comments |

December 09, 2013

That's Just Stupid: Reagan Blamed for Mandela's Brief Affair w/ Communism

It does look like Mandela was a communist for a brief period of time. But communism, like many diseases, is curable.

But apparently my one-time blogfather thinks Ronald Reagan was responsible for Mandela's love affair with Marxist-Leninism.

The problem? John F. Kennedy was President when Mandela was flirting with Karl Marx.

I'm deep in finals right now. So, consider this your light blogging warning. Thanks to DMartyr for filling in this AM.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:26 PM | Comments |

April 04, 2013

Boobies Against Islamists

Coming to a Mosque or Tunisian embassy near you.

BERLIN: Bare-breasted activists staged rallies in front of mosques and Tunisian embassies across Europe Thursday against what they called an Islamist crackdown on Arab women's rights.

A Femen activist burns a Salafist flag in front of the Great Mosque of Paris, on April 3, 2013.

"And we'll fight against them. And our boobs will be stronger than their stones."

The rallies targeted in particular the case of a Tunisian activist calling herself Amina Tyler who sparked a scandal last month when she posted pictures of herself online with the words "My body belongs to me" and "Fuck your morals" emblazoned across her naked breasts.

Probably NSFW in boobie fearing America.

Why u insult holly banner of Islam?

Previous: 'Quarantine Her"! Says Tunisian Islamist Regarding FEMEN Aminia's Topless Photo.
Arab Spring! Introducing Femen Tunisia

More Fatwa seeking boobies below the fold.

By Howie at 10:41 AM | Comments |

February 20, 2013

Attn: Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan, AKA The Taliban

Yeah, I like noticed you're following me on twitter yesterday. Thanks dude!

Also yesterday the Taliban's website could be found here.


Today? Not so much.


It looks like they ran into some sort of DNS issue, hmmm?


Special Thanks to Zionist Bandwidth Bitch.

By Howie at 08:33 AM | Comments |

June 19, 2012

Joe Target Shooter!

DailyKos: Say what you want about not-Joe the not-plumber, but I think that may be the most Republican ad ever made. Gun porn! America-loving! Crazy-ass conspiracy theories! More gun porn! Intense hatred of vegetables!

Exactly, so what's the problem?

And why did Dailykos just endorse Joe The Plumber? What's the connection? I'm just asking questions people, just asking questions.

By Howie at 06:40 PM | Comments |

May 31, 2012

Netroots Nation Speaker, Democratic Consultant, Mixed Up w/ Convicted Domestic Terrorist

I'll let Stacey McCain connect the dots for you here, but the short of it is that cyber-hacktivist of the Anonymous stripe, former speaker at The Daily Kos's Netroots Nation conference, and Democratic social-media consultant Neal Rauhauser was seen entering the courtroom with his buddy the convicted domestic terrorist Brett Kimberlin.

But I'm sure that Rauhauser only considers Kimberlin just a guy who lives in the neighborhood or something

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:18 AM | Comments |

May 14, 2012

Sandcrawler PSA: Linking or Reposting Jawa Content

We like having fans. We really do. We love it when you share our stuff pretty much anywhere. We're so flattered when that happens.

That said, we have a couple of rules, just simple manners really, we'd like to ask that you to follow.

One, we would like a link. If you are quoting our site, we'd like a link back to the post. Its something we try to do, give links to works we reference or discuss. Thus the term linkwhore. We really like links.

Second please don't re-post an entire post in a context where it appears to be your own work with no link, credit or mention.

That's really super rude internet etiquette and it makes you look like a total dickwad.

I'm looking at you Jarrad Winter.

I gave you 24 hours to post a link. Remove the posts. Trim down the quotes. You did none of these things. Dickwad!



Our original post.


Write your own effing posts son.

By Howie at 11:32 AM | Comments |

May 11, 2012

Alelrod's Twit Tweets

Mmmm, How sweet it is.

Twitter is the ultimate, egalitarian, self-correcting mechanism. David Axelrod takes to social media again to spread Barack Obama’s self-serving campaign propaganda…and gets served. Hard:
Not to worry, soon there will be thousands of LeftAction Astro-trolls coming to lay down a new layer of fake, well at least the ones who don't buy gas.

Me its looking like the crazy $2.50 gas is not so crazy after all. We're only $1.00 away.

Thanks to those pesky speculators selling stuff. Sell sell sell!.

By Howie at 09:45 AM | Comments |

April 12, 2012

Cornhole Watch: Domestic Terrorist Tarek Mehanna Gets 17.5 Years

It looks like Jihadi Princess will be waiting a long long time for her dream date with Tarek Mehanna. He'll be dating a large black man named Bubba who refers to him as biyatch in the mean time.

Boston Herald: Convicted al-Qaeda sympathizer Tarek Mehanna this morning was sentenced in federal court in Boston to 17 1/2 years in prison for conspiring with terrorists in a failed plot to murder U.S. soldiers in Iraq. A crowd of ardent supporters in the courtroom gave him a standing ovation after he was given the 210-month sentence.
Mehanna once referred to Osama bin-Laden as his "real father". Well who's your daddy now? Oh yeah, Bubba.


Imperial Good News: Terrorist Blogger Tarek Mehanna Found Guilty ...
Boston Terror Trial Update: Mehanna Viewed Osama bin Laden as "Real Father"
Tarek Mehanna's Mouthpiece to Whine Free Speech And Request Dismissal of Material Support of al-Qaeda Charge.
Boston Blogger "Sought Terror Training".
Internet Jihadi Charged With Aiding al Qaeda.
If we didn’t know he was your son, we would say he was a member of Al Qaeda.
Arrested Blogger Identified: Tarek Mehanna.
More About Tarek Mehanna's Online Jihad.
#OccupyBoston Hosts Supporters of Accused Terrorist Supporter and Online Jihadi Tarek Mehanna.
Feds Offered Mehanna Chance to Flip Prior to Arrest.
Dumb: Working for al Qaeda in Boston. Dumber: Working for AQ in Boston Knowing You're Being Watched.
Boston Blogger Assisted al Qaeda in Iraq.
NY Jihadi Jose Pimentel, aka Mujahidfisabillilah, Busted
Would be New York Bomber Radicalized Online.

By Howie at 02:58 PM | Comments |

Shocking! FOXNEWS Gawker Mole Fired


Fox News on Wednesday said it was firing an employee who had anonymously posted videos and comments about behind-the-scenes workdays at the television network, leading media website Gawker to dub him the "mole."

Joe Muto, who had worked as an associate producer on commentator Bill O'Reilly's show at Fox, began his postings on social media websites on Tuesday, and Gawker then began publishing "installments" from the "mole" on its website.
After being suspended, Muto posted a picture of himself late on Wednesday afternoon inside Gawker's office saying "It's Me, Joe: The Fox Mole."

Here's the Gawker post.
Two hours ago I was called into a meeting with Dianne Brandi, the Fox News Executive Vice President of Legal and Business Affairs and suspended indefinitely... with pay, oddly enough.

They nailed me.

I am a weasel, a traitor, a sell-out and every bad word you can throw at me....

Well that went well didn't it?

And I'm sure the crazy blog money will replace the salary and benefits he earned at FOX.

WTF am I saying? No it won't.

By Howie at 07:20 AM | Comments |

April 09, 2012

Ask a Stupid Question

How not to play internet.




By Howie at 11:19 AM | Comments |

April 04, 2012

Obama 2012 Illegal Contribution Page

Obviously there's a Fox in the Obama2012's hen house.

Click for larger image of entire page

Well played mysterious person. Well played.

Hat Tip: Lisa.

By Howie at 09:37 AM | Comments |

April 02, 2012

S.E. Cupp: Commentary on Olbermann firing

Fired for being a huge dick.

Oh my.

Via Hand of Doom.

I can't figure out how to embed Yfrog.. So first follow Hand of Doom, so they won't, you know, the doom thing.

But then watch this embed. Or watch this embed then follow Hand of Doom. Cause if you don't we're all doomed!

By Howie at 06:31 PM | Comments |

March 15, 2012

Fun With Media Matters & Chuckie

I normally don't bother with stuff like this but I couldn't help myself:

chuckie_media matters.jpg

By Stable Hand at 11:35 AM | Comments |

March 06, 2012

Jawa Linkwhoring Request

It seems Anjem Choudary was not amused by the removal of his Sharia4hind website. You know that one that called for the violent overthrow of India.

So he blocked me on twitter. Like that will undo the big flashing suspended sign on his website.

Anyway please link this...


.. under either sharia4hind or Anjem Choudary is really really Gay and can't spell either. I don't really care which.

By Howie at 06:46 PM | Comments |

March 04, 2012

I Second This

P.S. Just for the heck of it, here’s one from the archives From October 1, 2009, right after Letterman revealed his little intern problem: [Continue reading]

Rush Limbaugh Apologizes To Sandra "Not A Slut, I Just Like Having Sex Alot" Fluke UPDATE: Thanks For The Traffic Sluts (Well, Vinnie really didn't say sluts in his update, he said suckers...but...well...)

By Stable Hand at 12:50 PM | Comments |

February 28, 2012

Senate Study on The Online Radicalization of Zachary Chesser of Revolution Muslim

Government Security News:

The Internet and social media are integral ingredients in the rapid radicalization of homegrown terrorists, said a staff study by the Senate homeland security committee that recommended a coordinated government response to counter online radical propaganda and help communities intervene in the radicalization process.

The report, released on Feb. 27 by the staff of the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, was based on the close study of the personal writings of Zachary Chesser, the Bristow, VA man now serving a 25-year sentence for threatening the writers of the South Park television show, soliciting violent jihadists to desensitize law enforcement, and attempting to provide material support to Al-Shabaab.

The study also provides some unique detail into Chesser’s motivations and personality.

The Senate staff said Chesser’s case was a classic case study of how quickly online radicalization can occur compared to the traditional process of face to face contact between an aspirant and an established terrorist group.

The .pdf copy of the study is here.

Jawa report was not mentioned in the study, we were basically robbed. But we're getting really used to that ;)

Update: A mention of if not our name, our actions on page 19.


Oh yeah that was me ;).

By Howie at 08:20 AM | Comments |

February 08, 2012

Eunice Abdullah Pleads Guilty

It couldn't happen to a nicer keyboard koranimal.

Jesse Morton, a convert to Islam also known as Younus Abdullah Mohammad, plans to appear in federal court in Alexandria, Va., on Thursday, his lawyer told Politico. He will plead guilty to conspiracy, communicating threats, and internet stalking, Politico reported. Each felony carries a sentence of up to five years in prison.
Hey Eunice, heed Lawrence's advice...

Eunice archive.

Update by Howie!

Its almost kind of sad that all the really fun Jihadis are, you know, deflowered.

By Vinnie at 06:50 PM | Comments |

November 21, 2011

NY Jihadi Jose Pimentel, aka Mujahidfisabillilah, Busted

We've been waiting a very long time for this. We have so much on this dude that I'm not sure where to start except to note that we've been following Jose Pimentel for some time and he's one of those hip-hop wannabe type Jihadis.

That, and it took me oh about 15 seconds tracked the bastage down when we first really started looking hard at him back in July.

True Islam_mujahidfisabillilah1 blogspot.jpg


News is starting to leak about the arrest this weekend of a New York City man who planned to bomb police and military facilities. The NY Post reports:
The NYPD and Manhattan DA’s office have arrested a terror suspect who was planning to bomb city police facilities and US military sites, where he plotted to target returning war personnel and the families who gathered to welcome them home, The Post has learned.

The suspect, who lives in Manhattan, was arrested after he actually purchased bomb-making materials, sources said. He’d been on the authorities’ radar for about a year, the sources said.


It wasn’t immediately clear exactly where he planned to attack.

We can report here exclusively at PJM that the man arrested is Jose Pimentel of Harlem. On his Facebook page he describes himself as:

I am a Muslim convert from the Dominican Republic looking for other muslims living in the US specially in New York City to share a brotherhood with and to help each other stay firm on the religion. Also looking for anyone that wishes to learn more about Islam and other religions.

Here is a .pdf of the complaint against Jose Pimentel.

Jose was a prolific terrorist blogger and familiar face around the Revolution Muslim and Islam Policy websites. He shares a blog called http://www.kalamullah.com/ who's donations tracked back to Islam4UK and Islampolicy members.

His Youtube channel is here http://www.youtube.com/user/mujahidfisabillilah1.

Here are just a few of his websites.

Oh and Jose, watch the cornhole Akhi!

Update: Reading CNN's description of this guy as a Lone Wolf is laughable. This person is a widely known highly networked individual who was a very active al-Qaeda propagandist in the online Jihadi community.

UpdateII: A note the our friend Jihadi Princess: You can wipe the websites clean all you want. Its too late.

Image credit Yahoo which has more including pics of Jose making his bomb in his mommy's kitchen, just like his bro Samir Khan instructed him to.

By Howie at 08:13 AM | Comments |

October 21, 2011

Yousef al-Khattab Turns to the Dark Side

Wow it appears Joey has a new hobby, outing Jihobbyists.

Yousef al-Khattab

Today's specimen is Abu Hadeed (shown here using his Youtube nickname). All jihobist like him try to strong arm you into accepting their rhetoric and most end up in jail where they believe they are the 'aseerun'. Anyway he is begging to make his point public so I will give him a platform. Interesting is the amount of times in his posts that he insults Khaleeji Arabs and uses terms like greasy & slimy. Seems to be a classic case of self hate,failure and blame it on the kuffar. You be the judge and don't forget to join his network,because indeed birds of a feather flock together.
I knew Joey would see it our way.

Since Yousef had his falling out with the Jihad community they have turned their hatred against him as well. As they say politics make strange bedfellows.

In fact I'm of the opinion that even though I don't trust Yousef any further than I can throw him, his knowledge and expertise would be invaluable in the fight against terrorism and the spread of al-Qaeda propaganda.

We keep our focus tight here, for the most part we only direct our ire at known designated terrorist groups such as al-Qaeda and those who advocate for murder and terrorism against civilians. Civilians just like Joey.

Why don't you come with us? You're pretty good in a fight. We could use you.


Filed under Ministry of Irony. And oh, thanks for the tips dude!

By Howie at 10:19 AM | Comments |

October 20, 2011

LOL!: I've Been Banned From Commenting At Mediaite

For those who care:

Yes - point out that Tommy Christopher is little more than an Obama Administration hack, and probably have a few leftie commenters complain that they're getting their backsides handed to them in debates in the threads, and that equals a banning from Mediaite. Apparently.

I've been pointing out the hypocrisy of the newly-minted warmonger left ecstatic that their Nobel Peace Prize-winning warmonger President has claimed at least partial credit for the mob-killing of Qaddaffi. No problem, but trying to get them to understand that cheering it on, considering their views from 2003-2008 is, well, hypocritical

It's not like I haven't been there a while making noise - reasonably respectful, articulate, sometimes irreverent noise (I was one of the five most "liked" members of the commenting community), so I wasn't spamming them or anything. Just lots of tenacious, hearty, sometimes heated debate.

Scroll through any number of threads over there and see if anything I was saying was really ban-worthy, or even close to some of the ignorant trash the liberals over there post regularly.

Oh well. Spread the word around the right-o-sphere if you so care! It's my understanding that this is a Dan Abrams venture (former MSNBC), which explains the site's rather unhidden right-bashing agenda and their apparent short leash for people who can show their post authors the gaping holes in their, um, 'coverage' of the media (which consists of approximately 90% Fox-bashing, 9% Limbaugh-quote-mining, and 1% other).

You're on your own, Pablo! Godspeed!

My work here is done. If they un-ban me, I'll let you know. OUT!

By Good Lt. at 06:19 PM | Comments |

October 04, 2011

I'm Disappointed That We Didn't Make John Jay's List

....of people that should be boiled in oil.

I mean we work so hard to piss people off that its heartbreaking to find you missed one.

Our apologies to John for leaving him out, we'll get around to you. We swear.

By Howie at 08:20 PM | Comments |

September 07, 2011


Leave Britney Alone!

That is all...

Update by Ronin: Lighten up Hugh. Your wife needs a kick in the balls.

Update by Howie: Fuck off Hugh, The others ran this post. I've mostly ignored your crap. If you can't get a post is farce then I don't really want to talk to you. Moron.

So far as reader love mail goes, yours reads like the cheap suit you are.

P.S. And your bitchy wife can suck it.

By Matt Damon at 03:59 PM | Comments |

July 25, 2011

In Defense of Will McCants; Or, why the MSM is just as lazy as the rest of us

Just a note on the minor controversy surrounding Will McCants and his Jihadica website. It was McCants who first noted that a user at the Shamikh forum was claiming responsibility for the Norway attack on behalf of The Helpers of the Global Jihad. The claim was widely reported in the MSM.

But just to show you how lazy these people are, McCants posted pretty quickly after the initial report that the same user had recanted his earlier claim and was now advising his fellow eHadis to wait for an official announcement. Now, I knew this because when I bothered to look at the original source.

I, a lazy part time blogger, was able to check the original source of the story and realized that the report was wrong. The MSM kept reporting this for hours, many of them citing each other and earlier MSM stories as the source of the report. This is just lazy journalism. These people claim the journalistic high ground viz-a-viz bloggers and employ full time fact checkers who, apparently, can't be bothered to actually check any facts.

In any event it wasn't McCants' fault that some idiot on the forums took credit, he was just reporting on what the guy said. Had any one in the MSM bothered to actually check the source they would have known this and would have pulled the initial reports.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:38 PM | Comments |

July 20, 2011

Imperial Good News: Mullah Omar is Dead! (Bumped-Updated)

******Bumped because it's hilarious!-scroll down for newer posts******[SH]

Or maybe not.

I received this email from the official Taliban spokesman this AM.

Statement of the Leadership Council of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan Regarding the Martyrdom of the Most Excellent Amir ul Momineen

Among the believers, there are men who have been true to their covenant with Allah. Some fulfilled their vow by death and some are still awaiting and they have not changed in the least. (S:33-V:23)

In the Name of Allah, the Most Beneficial, the Most Merciful

To all the inhabitants of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan and respected Muslims it is with great shock and sorrow that the news is given that the Amir of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan and the Leader of the Taliban the Esteemed Amir ul Momineen Mullah Mohammad Omar Mujahid on the 15th day of July in the current year 2011, passed away after an illness of the heart. To Allah (SwT) we belong and to Him is our return.

Personally I thought they just sent it to me to rub it in that they have recovered their website.

But Michelle Malkin is reporting that the Taliban later denied their own press release, claiming phone hacking by US intelligence.

KABUL: Two Taliban spokesmen said their mobile phones had been hacked and false text messages sent out on Wednesday reporting the death of the movement’s supreme leader Mullah Omar, who is still alive.

“This is the work of American intelligence, and we will take revenge on the telephone network providers,” said spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid, when contacted by Reuters to confirm the veracity of one text message.

The messages came from phone numbers used in the past by both Mujahid and a second spokesman Mohammad Qari Yousuf and said “spiritual Leader Mullah Mohammad Omar Mujahid has died” and “May Allah bless his soul”.

Well then intelligence has hacked more than just their phones. Because I received my Mullah Omar death announcement via Qari Yousef Muhammad's Gmail.

Really I fail to see a down side in this, either Mullah Omar is dead or...... the Taliban are so effing owned on the internet its not even funny.

What am I saying? Yes it is funny.


In fact I can't stop laughing..... really.

Update: It appears the Taliban have totally lost control of their website. The "fake Mullah Omar" announcement still appears on their English version of the new website which is hosted in the Netherlands.

Darn you'd have thought they'd have been safe there.

Nope. LOL.

UPDATE by SH: Taliban has a new Facebook page. Don't know if it is fake too!!: facebook.com/alemarah1

See my screenshot below fold:

Updated again: It now appears the Taliban's website is totally dead. The last active URL is throwing DB errors.


alemarah web_taliban facebook_2_.jpg

Also Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan[you have to request to join]:

Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan_hacked by enemy_lol_.jpg

By Howie at 11:32 AM | Comments |

July 11, 2011

Sandcrawler PSA: Dethrone Zuckerberg

From his Google+ tyranny.

Follow Bogdan today!

By Howie at 05:49 PM | Comments |

June 27, 2011

Dear "Gen JC Christian" blogspot (Jesus' General)

Jesus General assmaggot.jpg.jpg

Or patriotboy.blogspot.com[yes that page does exist..use link given on bs warning] to be exact.

Retraction and apology requested.

He/she/it has a post regarding Islam's useful idiots boat to Gaza or what they like to call "Freedom Flotilla". He/she/it's post is titled "Kill our Citizens Please" which is in regards to jokes made on twitter about Americans on the boat to Gaza. Also this douchebag compares murdered Nuns with Pro-Pal Islamist Hamas anti-Jew supporters

Back to why I am posting this, I don't know the reason why he/she/it linked my post titled "Radical Cleric Muqtada al-Sadr thanks followers for pledging to attack U.S. military in Iraq"

Elsewhere: The proudly white Jawa reminds us that calls to murder American citizens aren't patriotic acts if there's melanin involved.
"Proudly white"? WTF is that suppose to mean douchebag? Are you calling me and fellow Jawa bloggers white supremacists?

You damn well better retract that statement and apologize. Sending your lackeys to comment pretending to be white supremacists won't work either, just sayin

You have been drinking too much of George Soros' kool aid. You claim you are a "satire" website but from the links you have that statement doesn't really hold up.

UPDATE: He/she/it doesn't have a clue, brain dead liberals are like that:

Jesus General_twitter.jpg

No retraction, apology, just more bullshit

UPDATE II: (See Howie's video above):

israel_da shizzle.jpg

JC christian_hillbilly.jpg

Ah, was that liberal retraction?

It's not nice to piss off a Jawa...especially me

To be continued.....

Assholes twitter account @JC_Christian

By Stable Hand at 02:29 PM | Comments |

June 07, 2011


I thought blogs were so that we did not have to deal with the MSM telling us only what we want to hear.

Well except for your blog that is.

Olilver Willis, like Kryptonite to objectivity.

By Howie at 07:32 AM | Comments |

May 20, 2011

Jawa Report: Dependably Three Days Ahead of CNN

Well at least in this case anyway. And we ripped it from The Investigative Project but hey, the Investigative Project doesn't even have any boobie posts at all and what fun is that?


Federal authorities are using words uttered by the co-founder of a radical Islamic group to charge him with threats against the creators of "South Park."

A criminal complaint alleging the communication of threats was filed in Virginia late last week against Jesse Curtis Morton, also known as Younus Abdullah Mohammad.

A senior law enforcement source Thursday told CNN, which interviewed Morton in 2009, that the suspect is believed to be in Morocco, where he maintains Islampolicy.com, an English-language website propagating pro al Qaeda views.

That website is a successor to Revolutionmuslim.com.

I really can't report that enough.

And a note to Younes at Islampolicy: Why don't you answer my emails? Cat got your tongue? And there all this time we thought Yousef was the big fat pussy in your group. But now we know it's you.

By Howie at 08:35 AM | Comments |

May 16, 2011

Younus Abdullah Muhammad of Revolution Muslim Arrested Charged

jesse mortonarrested.jpgInvestigative Project:

A second man has been charged in connection with threats made last year against the producers of the Comedy Central program "South Park."

Jesse Curtis Morton, (aka Younus Abdullah Mohammad) is charged with communicating threats. Morton helped run a website, RevolutionMuslim, with Zachary Chesser. Chesser is serving a 25-year prison term after pleading guilty to a similar charge and to trying to provide material support to the Somali terrorist group al-Shabaab.

After a "South Park" episode in April 2010 mocked the violent reaction of radical Islamists by portraying the Prophet Mohammad covered by a bear suit, Chesser posted a statement warning producers Matt Stone and Trey Parker that they "will probably wind up like Theo van Gogh for airing this show."

Van Gogh was a Dutch filmmaker who was killed on an Amsterdam street after producing a short film protesting the treatment of women in Islam.

According to an affidavit from FBI Special Agent Paula Menges, Chesser then collaborated with Morton on a "clarification statement" triggered by media inquiries.

"The Clarification Statement contained pages of justification under Islamic law for the death of those who insult Islam or defame its prophet, and for Muslims to bring about such deaths," Menges wrote. "In it, Morton and Chesser asserted in pertinent part that 'we will never tolerate the mocking or insulting of any one of the prophets,' and explained that the Islamic ruling on this situation was that 'the punishment is death.'"

Though the statement indicated they were not inciting violence, it included a quote from Osama bin Laden that threatened those responsible for Danish cartoons depicting Mohammad with "the freedom of our actions" as payback for their free speech.

That, Menges wrote, crosses the line between protected speech and conveying a threat because it warned Stone and Parker they "would be on the receiving end of actions analogous to those of bin Laden if they refused to change their ways."

The clarification statement included a picture of Van Gogh's body after a stranger killed him "for making a film that was perceived to have insulted Islam." Even if they were not making a direct threat, their statement posted on radical Islamist websites could inspire others to act. "[B]y issuing that statement, they certainly knew that violence was likely to be incited by it anyway."

The indictment is here.


Hat Tip: Fred.

New York Islamists: Congratulations to Sheikh Osama bin Laden on His Martyrdom!
Did Jesse Morton Younes Abdullah Muhammad rat out his Revolution Muslim friends to the Feds?
American Based Jihad Magazine Analyzed.
Younus Abdullah Muhammad and Joey Start New Job.
Revolution Muslim's Younus Abdullah Mohammed: Jihad Janes Arrest Unjust.
Sammy and Joey Release Jihad Recollections #2.
Where's Younis (Jesse Morton) Abdullah Mohamed?
The Cyber Jihad in English.
NY Muslims: I Love Osama bin Laden & I'm Friends with Terrorists
From From Blogger to Terrorist: Documenting Zach Chesser's Online Jihad Activities

Update: We're not sure of the status of Younis, if he's been booked on this particular charge yet or not.

By Howie at 09:47 PM | Comments |

March 09, 2011

Samir Khan AKA Inshallahshaheed Begs American Muslims to Blow Themselves Up


Come on Sammy, what is wrong with you and Anwar al-Awaki?

Wired: Tomorrow, Rep. Peter King convenes his hearing on the radicalization of the American Muslim community. One group is hoping all the scare talk about the — complete with some serious and “expert” scare talk about all those jihadis among us. But there are some other experts out there with a very different perspective on the subject: actual domestic radicals. Turns out, American jihadis are really disappointed in American Muslims for their utter disinterest in al-Qaeda. And no wonder: more than 99.9 percent of U.S. Muslims want nothing to do with the radicals, new statistics show.

Unfortunately, no homegrown terrorists seem willing or able to testify, either because they’re subpoena-shy, in federal prison or playing a high stakes game of hide-and-seek with American drones in Yemen. They’re a chatty bunch, though, and have left a record of their thoughts on Muslims and their representatives here in the United States.

Take Samir Khan, for instance. Before fleeing to Yemen to edit the jihadist magazine Inspire, he freelanced media support for al-Qaeda from his home in North Carolina via the internet. Khan was quick to bemoan American Muslims’ disinterest in his concept of jihad, playing it off as the product of distraction rather than disagreement.

“It is the culture of hating death and loving wealth,” Khan wrote of American Muslim culture in a post to his “Ignored Puzzle Pieces of Knowledge” blog, using a play on Osama Bin Laden’s classic catch phrase. “They don’t want to fling themselves into the spears of the enemies when they could be playing their PlayStation 3 or enjoying their favorite television show or sport whilst eating their favorite dinner meal.”

It was a sentiment he later echoed in the pages of Jihad Recollections, an English-language screed Khan published with fellow extremists. It became the template for Inspire. “Their Islam is limited to the more ‘acceptable’ parts of the Qur’an and Sunnah, whilst they shun Islam’s more controversial or antagonistic teachings,” Khan wrote of those promoting “moderate” Islam. “We find many of our fellow Muslims in America that are absolutely blinded by the inspiring play of American politics, the comfortable practice of ‘moderate’ Islam, and the denunciation of the Islamists.”

Yes American Muslims, join the Jihad. But note that all the people urging you to martyr yourself for al-Qaeda have never ever ever done a suicide attack. Some have been captured fighting or were killed by American forces, most just get arrested and imprisoned. But go back and look at the propaganda, which of these talking heads ever ended up in a Martyrdom video by suicide?

Answer: Not one!

Samir Khan AKA A Martyr Allah Willing has spent a lot of time glorifying the death of this or that poor Muslim sucker whom they sent to murder their fellow Muslim brothers. Its about time he put his money where his mouth is, Allah willing of course.

It seems that Allah is willing, Samir Khan not so much.

And after that aks yourself why Ghadafi released all those al-Qaeda just when he got really worried you might become free?

By Howie at 08:53 AM | Comments |

February 24, 2011

Cornhole Watch: Everyone Wave Goodbye to Zack Chesser the Former Emir of Revolution Muslim


See ya Zack, watch the cornhole LOSER!.

A college dropout and Muslim convert who threatened the creators of the "South Park" cartoon series and then tried to join an Al Qaeda-linked terrorist group in Somalia has been sentenced to 25 years in prison.
Zachary A. Chesser of Bristow, Va., pleaded guilty last year to supporting the al-Shabab terrorist group in Somalia and posting online threats against the "South Park" creators for an episode he perceived as insulting to the Prophet Muhammad. He was sentenced Thursday in U.S. District Court in Alexandria.
You should have stayed in school. Bitch!

Hat Tip: Sweet Jane the Liberator.

By Howie at 12:04 PM | Comments |

January 25, 2011

Slapdown Time: Patterico vs LGF/Charles Johnson

Chuckie loses...miserably.

Nice going Chuckie, out someone's job, etc.

Enjoy swimming in the cesspool of liberalism.

UPDATE: Here's the followup post. It's worse than the original one.

By Stable Hand at 01:38 AM | Comments |

January 21, 2011

Herpetological Dementia

Is at once decrying the fall of Pakistan to "Islamic hard-liners" and then in the very next tweet calling a film about the very same Islamic hard-liners Muslim Bashing.


Don't worry its gonna be OK, Chuck. Grandma used to forget she was cooking, too. When you start to disassociate stuff, like the fire coming from the stove with danger, we'll have to look into more care. But in the mean time it's pretty entertaining.

Anyway here is the Muslim bashing film Charles wants us to decry.

The Third Jihad Part II
The Third Jihad Part III.
The Third Jihad Part IV.

By Howie at 02:58 PM | Comments |

December 12, 2010

Brave, Brave Bill Warner, Private Dick


Gee, Bill Warner, Private Dick, if you would actually do something productive that pisses jihadis off, you might get death threats too.

How brave of you to close comments on your retarded post, though.

For those of you who wish to comment on Bill Warner, Private Dick's post, his email is WBIPI@verizon.net.

Oh, why let the humiliation stop there. Bill Warner, Private Dick, our silly little website gets links from....


And #1 New York Times bestselling authors:


I don't recall seeing either of those linking to your pathetic piece of crap blog at any time in the near or even distant past, Bill Warner, Private Dick.

Now get back to peeking into motel windows trying to catch some dude boning his mistress and let us professionals handle the online jihad, you stupid twatwaffle.

By Vinnie at 05:57 PM | Comments |