August 25, 2014

Attn: ISIS (bumped)

All ur base are belong to us.

Thanks to @BemetOr8, Beer O'Clock, @meankitteh1, @wvubetasoldier.

We just want the Foley family to know the Jawas are doing what we can. May James RIP.

And it seems the world is finally coming around to our view that Islamic Terror Propaganda is something to be fought actively. We've noticed that providers, especially Google has been more cooperative in removing ISIS propaganda lately. Since Obama has acted in Iraq. Good for them. Not only are they taking down the Foley Murder videos they are erasing all traces from Google's Cache.

But lets get one thing clear, this is NOT President Obama's fault.

Evil people do evil things. ISIS are evil. We must fight evil. Its that simple.


And I also want to thank all those others across the web who are fighting this release.

There's more work to be done on this.


And down

Ha Double D!

Update: 08/25/14.

Some people are just slow learners.




By Howie at 01:34 PM | Comments |

December 09, 2013

That's Just Stupid: Reagan Blamed for Mandela's Brief Affair w/ Communism

It does look like Mandela was a communist for a brief period of time. But communism, like many diseases, is curable.

But apparently my one-time blogfather thinks Ronald Reagan was responsible for Mandela's love affair with Marxist-Leninism.

The problem? John F. Kennedy was President when Mandela was flirting with Karl Marx.

I'm deep in finals right now. So, consider this your light blogging warning. Thanks to DMartyr for filling in this AM.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:26 PM | Comments |

April 04, 2013

Boobies Against Islamists

Coming to a Mosque or Tunisian embassy near you.

BERLIN: Bare-breasted activists staged rallies in front of mosques and Tunisian embassies across Europe Thursday against what they called an Islamist crackdown on Arab women's rights.

A Femen activist burns a Salafist flag in front of the Great Mosque of Paris, on April 3, 2013.

"And we'll fight against them. And our boobs will be stronger than their stones."

The rallies targeted in particular the case of a Tunisian activist calling herself Amina Tyler who sparked a scandal last month when she posted pictures of herself online with the words "My body belongs to me" and "Fuck your morals" emblazoned across her naked breasts.

Probably NSFW in boobie fearing America.

Why u insult holly banner of Islam?

Previous: 'Quarantine Her"! Says Tunisian Islamist Regarding FEMEN Aminia's Topless Photo.
Arab Spring! Introducing Femen Tunisia

More Fatwa seeking boobies below the fold.

By Howie at 10:41 AM | Comments |

February 20, 2013

Attn: Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan, AKA The Taliban

Yeah, I like noticed you're following me on twitter yesterday. Thanks dude!

Also yesterday the Taliban's website could be found here.

Today? Not so much.


It looks like they ran into some sort of DNS issue, hmmm?


Special Thanks to Zionist Bandwidth Bitch.

By Howie at 08:33 AM | Comments |

June 19, 2012

Joe Target Shooter!

DailyKos: Say what you want about not-Joe the not-plumber, but I think that may be the most Republican ad ever made. Gun porn! America-loving! Crazy-ass conspiracy theories! More gun porn! Intense hatred of vegetables!

Exactly, so what's the problem?

And why did Dailykos just endorse Joe The Plumber? What's the connection? I'm just asking questions people, just asking questions.

By Howie at 06:40 PM | Comments |

May 31, 2012

Netroots Nation Speaker, Democratic Consultant, Mixed Up w/ Convicted Domestic Terrorist

I'll let Stacey McCain connect the dots for you here, but the short of it is that cyber-hacktivist of the Anonymous stripe, former speaker at The Daily Kos's Netroots Nation conference, and Democratic social-media consultant Neal Rauhauser was seen entering the courtroom with his buddy the convicted domestic terrorist Brett Kimberlin.

But I'm sure that Rauhauser only considers Kimberlin just a guy who lives in the neighborhood or something

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:18 AM | Comments |

May 14, 2012

Sandcrawler PSA: Linking or Reposting Jawa Content

We like having fans. We really do. We love it when you share our stuff pretty much anywhere. We're so flattered when that happens.

That said, we have a couple of rules, just simple manners really, we'd like to ask that you to follow.

One, we would like a link. If you are quoting our site, we'd like a link back to the post. Its something we try to do, give links to works we reference or discuss. Thus the term linkwhore. We really like links.

Second please don't re-post an entire post in a context where it appears to be your own work with no link, credit or mention.

That's really super rude internet etiquette and it makes you look like a total dickwad.

I'm looking at you Jarrad Winter.

I gave you 24 hours to post a link. Remove the posts. Trim down the quotes. You did none of these things. Dickwad!

Our original post.

Write your own effing posts son.

By Howie at 11:32 AM | Comments |

May 11, 2012

Alelrod's Twit Tweets

Mmmm, How sweet it is.

Twitter is the ultimate, egalitarian, self-correcting mechanism. David Axelrod takes to social media again to spread Barack Obama’s self-serving campaign propaganda…and gets served. Hard:
Not to worry, soon there will be thousands of LeftAction Astro-trolls coming to lay down a new layer of fake, well at least the ones who don't buy gas.

Me its looking like the crazy $2.50 gas is not so crazy after all. We're only $1.00 away.

Thanks to those pesky speculators selling stuff. Sell sell sell!.

By Howie at 09:45 AM | Comments |

April 12, 2012

Cornhole Watch: Domestic Terrorist Tarek Mehanna Gets 17.5 Years

It looks like Jihadi Princess will be waiting a long long time for her dream date with Tarek Mehanna. He'll be dating a large black man named Bubba who refers to him as biyatch in the mean time.

Boston Herald: Convicted al-Qaeda sympathizer Tarek Mehanna this morning was sentenced in federal court in Boston to 17 1/2 years in prison for conspiring with terrorists in a failed plot to murder U.S. soldiers in Iraq. A crowd of ardent supporters in the courtroom gave him a standing ovation after he was given the 210-month sentence.
Mehanna once referred to Osama bin-Laden as his "real father". Well who's your daddy now? Oh yeah, Bubba.


Imperial Good News: Terrorist Blogger Tarek Mehanna Found Guilty ...
Boston Terror Trial Update: Mehanna Viewed Osama bin Laden as "Real Father"
Tarek Mehanna's Mouthpiece to Whine Free Speech And Request Dismissal of Material Support of al-Qaeda Charge.
Boston Blogger "Sought Terror Training".
Internet Jihadi Charged With Aiding al Qaeda.
If we didn’t know he was your son, we would say he was a member of Al Qaeda.
Arrested Blogger Identified: Tarek Mehanna.
More About Tarek Mehanna's Online Jihad.
#OccupyBoston Hosts Supporters of Accused Terrorist Supporter and Online Jihadi Tarek Mehanna.
Feds Offered Mehanna Chance to Flip Prior to Arrest.
Dumb: Working for al Qaeda in Boston. Dumber: Working for AQ in Boston Knowing You're Being Watched.
Boston Blogger Assisted al Qaeda in Iraq.
NY Jihadi Jose Pimentel, aka Mujahidfisabillilah, Busted
Would be New York Bomber Radicalized Online.

By Howie at 02:58 PM | Comments |

Shocking! FOXNEWS Gawker Mole Fired


Fox News on Wednesday said it was firing an employee who had anonymously posted videos and comments about behind-the-scenes workdays at the television network, leading media website Gawker to dub him the "mole."

Joe Muto, who had worked as an associate producer on commentator Bill O'Reilly's show at Fox, began his postings on social media websites on Tuesday, and Gawker then began publishing "installments" from the "mole" on its website.
After being suspended, Muto posted a picture of himself late on Wednesday afternoon inside Gawker's office saying "It's Me, Joe: The Fox Mole."

Here's the Gawker post.
Two hours ago I was called into a meeting with Dianne Brandi, the Fox News Executive Vice President of Legal and Business Affairs and suspended indefinitely... with pay, oddly enough.

They nailed me.

I am a weasel, a traitor, a sell-out and every bad word you can throw at me....

Well that went well didn't it?

And I'm sure the crazy blog money will replace the salary and benefits he earned at FOX.

WTF am I saying? No it won't.

By Howie at 07:20 AM | Comments |

April 09, 2012

Ask a Stupid Question

How not to play internet.



By Howie at 11:19 AM | Comments |

April 04, 2012

Obama 2012 Illegal Contribution Page

Obviously there's a Fox in the Obama2012's hen house.

Click for larger image of entire page

Well played mysterious person. Well played.

Hat Tip: Lisa.

By Howie at 09:37 AM | Comments |

April 02, 2012

S.E. Cupp: Commentary on Olbermann firing

Fired for being a huge dick.

Oh my.

Via Hand of Doom.

I can't figure out how to embed Yfrog.. So first follow Hand of Doom, so they won't, you know, the doom thing.

But then watch this embed. Or watch this embed then follow Hand of Doom. Cause if you don't we're all doomed!

By Howie at 06:31 PM | Comments |

March 15, 2012

Fun With Media Matters & Chuckie

I normally don't bother with stuff like this but I couldn't help myself:

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By Stable Hand at 11:35 AM | Comments |

March 06, 2012

Jawa Linkwhoring Request

It seems Anjem Choudary was not amused by the removal of his Sharia4hind website. You know that one that called for the violent overthrow of India.

So he blocked me on twitter. Like that will undo the big flashing suspended sign on his website.

Anyway please link this...

.. under either sharia4hind or Anjem Choudary is really really Gay and can't spell either. I don't really care which.

By Howie at 06:46 PM | Comments |

March 04, 2012

I Second This

P.S. Just for the heck of it, here’s one from the archives From October 1, 2009, right after Letterman revealed his little intern problem: [Continue reading]

Rush Limbaugh Apologizes To Sandra "Not A Slut, I Just Like Having Sex Alot" Fluke UPDATE: Thanks For The Traffic Sluts (Well, Vinnie really didn't say sluts in his update, he said suckers...but...well...)

By Stable Hand at 12:50 PM | Comments |

February 28, 2012

Senate Study on The Online Radicalization of Zachary Chesser of Revolution Muslim

Government Security News:

The Internet and social media are integral ingredients in the rapid radicalization of homegrown terrorists, said a staff study by the Senate homeland security committee that recommended a coordinated government response to counter online radical propaganda and help communities intervene in the radicalization process.

The report, released on Feb. 27 by the staff of the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, was based on the close study of the personal writings of Zachary Chesser, the Bristow, VA man now serving a 25-year sentence for threatening the writers of the South Park television show, soliciting violent jihadists to desensitize law enforcement, and attempting to provide material support to Al-Shabaab.

The study also provides some unique detail into Chesser’s motivations and personality.

The Senate staff said Chesser’s case was a classic case study of how quickly online radicalization can occur compared to the traditional process of face to face contact between an aspirant and an established terrorist group.

The .pdf copy of the study is here.

Jawa report was not mentioned in the study, we were basically robbed. But we're getting really used to that ;)

Update: A mention of if not our name, our actions on page 19.


Oh yeah that was me ;).

By Howie at 08:20 AM | Comments |

February 08, 2012

Eunice Abdullah Pleads Guilty

It couldn't happen to a nicer keyboard koranimal.

Jesse Morton, a convert to Islam also known as Younus Abdullah Mohammad, plans to appear in federal court in Alexandria, Va., on Thursday, his lawyer told Politico. He will plead guilty to conspiracy, communicating threats, and internet stalking, Politico reported. Each felony carries a sentence of up to five years in prison.
Hey Eunice, heed Lawrence's advice...

Eunice archive.

Update by Howie!

Its almost kind of sad that all the really fun Jihadis are, you know, deflowered.

By Vinnie at 06:50 PM | Comments |

November 21, 2011

NY Jihadi Jose Pimentel, aka Mujahidfisabillilah, Busted

We've been waiting a very long time for this. We have so much on this dude that I'm not sure where to start except to note that we've been following Jose Pimentel for some time and he's one of those hip-hop wannabe type Jihadis.

That, and it took me oh about 15 seconds tracked the bastage down when we first really started looking hard at him back in July.

True Islam_mujahidfisabillilah1 blogspot.jpg


News is starting to leak about the arrest this weekend of a New York City man who planned to bomb police and military facilities. The NY Post reports:
The NYPD and Manhattan DA’s office have arrested a terror suspect who was planning to bomb city police facilities and US military sites, where he plotted to target returning war personnel and the families who gathered to welcome them home, The Post has learned.

The suspect, who lives in Manhattan, was arrested after he actually purchased bomb-making materials, sources said. He’d been on the authorities’ radar for about a year, the sources said.


It wasn’t immediately clear exactly where he planned to attack.

We can report here exclusively at PJM that the man arrested is Jose Pimentel of Harlem. On his Facebook page he describes himself as:

I am a Muslim convert from the Dominican Republic looking for other muslims living in the US specially in New York City to share a brotherhood with and to help each other stay firm on the religion. Also looking for anyone that wishes to learn more about Islam and other religions.

Here is a .pdf of the complaint against Jose Pimentel.

Jose was a prolific terrorist blogger and familiar face around the Revolution Muslim and Islam Policy websites. He shares a blog called who's donations tracked back to Islam4UK and Islampolicy members.

His Youtube channel is here

Here are just a few of his websites.

Oh and Jose, watch the cornhole Akhi!

Update: Reading CNN's description of this guy as a Lone Wolf is laughable. This person is a widely known highly networked individual who was a very active al-Qaeda propagandist in the online Jihadi community.

UpdateII: A note the our friend Jihadi Princess: You can wipe the websites clean all you want. Its too late.

Image credit Yahoo which has more including pics of Jose making his bomb in his mommy's kitchen, just like his bro Samir Khan instructed him to.

By Howie at 08:13 AM | Comments |

October 21, 2011

Yousef al-Khattab Turns to the Dark Side

Wow it appears Joey has a new hobby, outing Jihobbyists.

Yousef al-Khattab

Today's specimen is Abu Hadeed (shown here using his Youtube nickname). All jihobist like him try to strong arm you into accepting their rhetoric and most end up in jail where they believe they are the 'aseerun'. Anyway he is begging to make his point public so I will give him a platform. Interesting is the amount of times in his posts that he insults Khaleeji Arabs and uses terms like greasy & slimy. Seems to be a classic case of self hate,failure and blame it on the kuffar. You be the judge and don't forget to join his network,because indeed birds of a feather flock together.
I knew Joey would see it our way.

Since Yousef had his falling out with the Jihad community they have turned their hatred against him as well. As they say politics make strange bedfellows.

In fact I'm of the opinion that even though I don't trust Yousef any further than I can throw him, his knowledge and expertise would be invaluable in the fight against terrorism and the spread of al-Qaeda propaganda.

We keep our focus tight here, for the most part we only direct our ire at known designated terrorist groups such as al-Qaeda and those who advocate for murder and terrorism against civilians. Civilians just like Joey.

Why don't you come with us? You're pretty good in a fight. We could use you.


Filed under Ministry of Irony. And oh, thanks for the tips dude!

By Howie at 10:19 AM | Comments |

October 20, 2011

LOL!: I've Been Banned From Commenting At Mediaite

For those who care:

Yes - point out that Tommy Christopher is little more than an Obama Administration hack, and probably have a few leftie commenters complain that they're getting their backsides handed to them in debates in the threads, and that equals a banning from Mediaite. Apparently.

I've been pointing out the hypocrisy of the newly-minted warmonger left ecstatic that their Nobel Peace Prize-winning warmonger President has claimed at least partial credit for the mob-killing of Qaddaffi. No problem, but trying to get them to understand that cheering it on, considering their views from 2003-2008 is, well, hypocritical

It's not like I haven't been there a while making noise - reasonably respectful, articulate, sometimes irreverent noise (I was one of the five most "liked" members of the commenting community), so I wasn't spamming them or anything. Just lots of tenacious, hearty, sometimes heated debate.

Scroll through any number of threads over there and see if anything I was saying was really ban-worthy, or even close to some of the ignorant trash the liberals over there post regularly.

Oh well. Spread the word around the right-o-sphere if you so care! It's my understanding that this is a Dan Abrams venture (former MSNBC), which explains the site's rather unhidden right-bashing agenda and their apparent short leash for people who can show their post authors the gaping holes in their, um, 'coverage' of the media (which consists of approximately 90% Fox-bashing, 9% Limbaugh-quote-mining, and 1% other).

You're on your own, Pablo! Godspeed!

My work here is done. If they un-ban me, I'll let you know. OUT!

By Good Lt. at 06:19 PM | Comments |

October 04, 2011

I'm Disappointed That We Didn't Make John Jay's List

....of people that should be boiled in oil.

I mean we work so hard to piss people off that its heartbreaking to find you missed one.

Our apologies to John for leaving him out, we'll get around to you. We swear.

By Howie at 08:20 PM | Comments |

September 07, 2011


Leave Britney Alone!

That is all...

Update by Ronin: Lighten up Hugh. Your wife needs a kick in the balls.

Update by Howie: Fuck off Hugh, The others ran this post. I've mostly ignored your crap. If you can't get a post is farce then I don't really want to talk to you. Moron.

So far as reader love mail goes, yours reads like the cheap suit you are.

P.S. And your bitchy wife can suck it.

By Matt Damon at 03:59 PM | Comments |

July 25, 2011

In Defense of Will McCants; Or, why the MSM is just as lazy as the rest of us

Just a note on the minor controversy surrounding Will McCants and his Jihadica website. It was McCants who first noted that a user at the Shamikh forum was claiming responsibility for the Norway attack on behalf of The Helpers of the Global Jihad. The claim was widely reported in the MSM.

But just to show you how lazy these people are, McCants posted pretty quickly after the initial report that the same user had recanted his earlier claim and was now advising his fellow eHadis to wait for an official announcement. Now, I knew this because when I bothered to look at the original source.

I, a lazy part time blogger, was able to check the original source of the story and realized that the report was wrong. The MSM kept reporting this for hours, many of them citing each other and earlier MSM stories as the source of the report. This is just lazy journalism. These people claim the journalistic high ground viz-a-viz bloggers and employ full time fact checkers who, apparently, can't be bothered to actually check any facts.

In any event it wasn't McCants' fault that some idiot on the forums took credit, he was just reporting on what the guy said. Had any one in the MSM bothered to actually check the source they would have known this and would have pulled the initial reports.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:38 PM | Comments |

July 20, 2011

Imperial Good News: Mullah Omar is Dead! (Bumped-Updated)

******Bumped because it's hilarious!-scroll down for newer posts******[SH]

Or maybe not.

I received this email from the official Taliban spokesman this AM.

Statement of the Leadership Council of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan Regarding the Martyrdom of the Most Excellent Amir ul Momineen

Among the believers, there are men who have been true to their covenant with Allah. Some fulfilled their vow by death and some are still awaiting and they have not changed in the least. (S:33-V:23)

In the Name of Allah, the Most Beneficial, the Most Merciful

To all the inhabitants of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan and respected Muslims it is with great shock and sorrow that the news is given that the Amir of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan and the Leader of the Taliban the Esteemed Amir ul Momineen Mullah Mohammad Omar Mujahid on the 15th day of July in the current year 2011, passed away after an illness of the heart. To Allah (SwT) we belong and to Him is our return.

Personally I thought they just sent it to me to rub it in that they have recovered their website.

But Michelle Malkin is reporting that the Taliban later denied their own press release, claiming phone hacking by US intelligence.

KABUL: Two Taliban spokesmen said their mobile phones had been hacked and false text messages sent out on Wednesday reporting the death of the movement’s supreme leader Mullah Omar, who is still alive.

“This is the work of American intelligence, and we will take revenge on the telephone network providers,” said spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid, when contacted by Reuters to confirm the veracity of one text message.

The messages came from phone numbers used in the past by both Mujahid and a second spokesman Mohammad Qari Yousuf and said “spiritual Leader Mullah Mohammad Omar Mujahid has died” and “May Allah bless his soul”.

Well then intelligence has hacked more than just their phones. Because I received my Mullah Omar death announcement via Qari Yousef Muhammad's Gmail.

Really I fail to see a down side in this, either Mullah Omar is dead or...... the Taliban are so effing owned on the internet its not even funny.

What am I saying? Yes it is funny.


In fact I can't stop laughing..... really.

Update: It appears the Taliban have totally lost control of their website. The "fake Mullah Omar" announcement still appears on their English version of the new website which is hosted in the Netherlands.

Darn you'd have thought they'd have been safe there.

Nope. LOL.

UPDATE by SH: Taliban has a new Facebook page. Don't know if it is fake too!!:

See my screenshot below fold:

Updated again: It now appears the Taliban's website is totally dead. The last active URL is throwing DB errors.


alemarah web_taliban facebook_2_.jpg

Also Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan[you have to request to join]:

Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan_hacked by enemy_lol_.jpg

By Howie at 11:32 AM | Comments |

July 11, 2011

Sandcrawler PSA: Dethrone Zuckerberg

From his Google+ tyranny.

Follow Bogdan today!

By Howie at 05:49 PM | Comments |

June 27, 2011

Dear "Gen JC Christian" blogspot (Jesus' General)

Jesus General assmaggot.jpg.jpg

Or[yes that page does exist..use link given on bs warning] to be exact.

Retraction and apology requested.

He/she/it has a post regarding Islam's useful idiots boat to Gaza or what they like to call "Freedom Flotilla". He/she/it's post is titled "Kill our Citizens Please" which is in regards to jokes made on twitter about Americans on the boat to Gaza. Also this douchebag compares murdered Nuns with Pro-Pal Islamist Hamas anti-Jew supporters

Back to why I am posting this, I don't know the reason why he/she/it linked my post titled "Radical Cleric Muqtada al-Sadr thanks followers for pledging to attack U.S. military in Iraq"

Elsewhere: The proudly white Jawa reminds us that calls to murder American citizens aren't patriotic acts if there's melanin involved.
"Proudly white"? WTF is that suppose to mean douchebag? Are you calling me and fellow Jawa bloggers white supremacists?

You damn well better retract that statement and apologize. Sending your lackeys to comment pretending to be white supremacists won't work either, just sayin

You have been drinking too much of George Soros' kool aid. You claim you are a "satire" website but from the links you have that statement doesn't really hold up.

UPDATE: He/she/it doesn't have a clue, brain dead liberals are like that:

Jesus General_twitter.jpg

No retraction, apology, just more bullshit

UPDATE II: (See Howie's video above):

israel_da shizzle.jpg

JC christian_hillbilly.jpg

Ah, was that liberal retraction?

It's not nice to piss off a Jawa...especially me

To be continued.....

Assholes twitter account @JC_Christian

By Stable Hand at 02:29 PM | Comments |

June 07, 2011


I thought blogs were so that we did not have to deal with the MSM telling us only what we want to hear.

Well except for your blog that is.

Olilver Willis, like Kryptonite to objectivity.

By Howie at 07:32 AM | Comments |

May 20, 2011

Jawa Report: Dependably Three Days Ahead of CNN

Well at least in this case anyway. And we ripped it from The Investigative Project but hey, the Investigative Project doesn't even have any boobie posts at all and what fun is that?


Federal authorities are using words uttered by the co-founder of a radical Islamic group to charge him with threats against the creators of "South Park."

A criminal complaint alleging the communication of threats was filed in Virginia late last week against Jesse Curtis Morton, also known as Younus Abdullah Mohammad.

A senior law enforcement source Thursday told CNN, which interviewed Morton in 2009, that the suspect is believed to be in Morocco, where he maintains, an English-language website propagating pro al Qaeda views.

That website is a successor to

I really can't report that enough.

And a note to Younes at Islampolicy: Why don't you answer my emails? Cat got your tongue? And there all this time we thought Yousef was the big fat pussy in your group. But now we know it's you.

By Howie at 08:35 AM | Comments |

May 16, 2011

Younus Abdullah Muhammad of Revolution Muslim Arrested Charged

jesse mortonarrested.jpgInvestigative Project:

A second man has been charged in connection with threats made last year against the producers of the Comedy Central program "South Park."

Jesse Curtis Morton, (aka Younus Abdullah Mohammad) is charged with communicating threats. Morton helped run a website, RevolutionMuslim, with Zachary Chesser. Chesser is serving a 25-year prison term after pleading guilty to a similar charge and to trying to provide material support to the Somali terrorist group al-Shabaab.

After a "South Park" episode in April 2010 mocked the violent reaction of radical Islamists by portraying the Prophet Mohammad covered by a bear suit, Chesser posted a statement warning producers Matt Stone and Trey Parker that they "will probably wind up like Theo van Gogh for airing this show."

Van Gogh was a Dutch filmmaker who was killed on an Amsterdam street after producing a short film protesting the treatment of women in Islam.

According to an affidavit from FBI Special Agent Paula Menges, Chesser then collaborated with Morton on a "clarification statement" triggered by media inquiries.

"The Clarification Statement contained pages of justification under Islamic law for the death of those who insult Islam or defame its prophet, and for Muslims to bring about such deaths," Menges wrote. "In it, Morton and Chesser asserted in pertinent part that 'we will never tolerate the mocking or insulting of any one of the prophets,' and explained that the Islamic ruling on this situation was that 'the punishment is death.'"

Though the statement indicated they were not inciting violence, it included a quote from Osama bin Laden that threatened those responsible for Danish cartoons depicting Mohammad with "the freedom of our actions" as payback for their free speech.

That, Menges wrote, crosses the line between protected speech and conveying a threat because it warned Stone and Parker they "would be on the receiving end of actions analogous to those of bin Laden if they refused to change their ways."

The clarification statement included a picture of Van Gogh's body after a stranger killed him "for making a film that was perceived to have insulted Islam." Even if they were not making a direct threat, their statement posted on radical Islamist websites could inspire others to act. "[B]y issuing that statement, they certainly knew that violence was likely to be incited by it anyway."

The indictment is here.


Hat Tip: Fred.

New York Islamists: Congratulations to Sheikh Osama bin Laden on His Martyrdom!
Did Jesse Morton Younes Abdullah Muhammad rat out his Revolution Muslim friends to the Feds?
American Based Jihad Magazine Analyzed.
Younus Abdullah Muhammad and Joey Start New Job.
Revolution Muslim's Younus Abdullah Mohammed: Jihad Janes Arrest Unjust.
Sammy and Joey Release Jihad Recollections #2.
Where's Younis (Jesse Morton) Abdullah Mohamed?
The Cyber Jihad in English.
NY Muslims: I Love Osama bin Laden & I'm Friends with Terrorists
From From Blogger to Terrorist: Documenting Zach Chesser's Online Jihad Activities

Update: We're not sure of the status of Younis, if he's been booked on this particular charge yet or not.

By Howie at 09:47 PM | Comments |

March 09, 2011

Samir Khan AKA Inshallahshaheed Begs American Muslims to Blow Themselves Up


Come on Sammy, what is wrong with you and Anwar al-Awaki?

Wired: Tomorrow, Rep. Peter King convenes his hearing on the radicalization of the American Muslim community. One group is hoping all the scare talk about the — complete with some serious and “expert” scare talk about all those jihadis among us. But there are some other experts out there with a very different perspective on the subject: actual domestic radicals. Turns out, American jihadis are really disappointed in American Muslims for their utter disinterest in al-Qaeda. And no wonder: more than 99.9 percent of U.S. Muslims want nothing to do with the radicals, new statistics show.

Unfortunately, no homegrown terrorists seem willing or able to testify, either because they’re subpoena-shy, in federal prison or playing a high stakes game of hide-and-seek with American drones in Yemen. They’re a chatty bunch, though, and have left a record of their thoughts on Muslims and their representatives here in the United States.

Take Samir Khan, for instance. Before fleeing to Yemen to edit the jihadist magazine Inspire, he freelanced media support for al-Qaeda from his home in North Carolina via the internet. Khan was quick to bemoan American Muslims’ disinterest in his concept of jihad, playing it off as the product of distraction rather than disagreement.

“It is the culture of hating death and loving wealth,” Khan wrote of American Muslim culture in a post to his “Ignored Puzzle Pieces of Knowledge” blog, using a play on Osama Bin Laden’s classic catch phrase. “They don’t want to fling themselves into the spears of the enemies when they could be playing their PlayStation 3 or enjoying their favorite television show or sport whilst eating their favorite dinner meal.”

It was a sentiment he later echoed in the pages of Jihad Recollections, an English-language screed Khan published with fellow extremists. It became the template for Inspire. “Their Islam is limited to the more ‘acceptable’ parts of the Qur’an and Sunnah, whilst they shun Islam’s more controversial or antagonistic teachings,” Khan wrote of those promoting “moderate” Islam. “We find many of our fellow Muslims in America that are absolutely blinded by the inspiring play of American politics, the comfortable practice of ‘moderate’ Islam, and the denunciation of the Islamists.”

Yes American Muslims, join the Jihad. But note that all the people urging you to martyr yourself for al-Qaeda have never ever ever done a suicide attack. Some have been captured fighting or were killed by American forces, most just get arrested and imprisoned. But go back and look at the propaganda, which of these talking heads ever ended up in a Martyrdom video by suicide?

Answer: Not one!

Samir Khan AKA A Martyr Allah Willing has spent a lot of time glorifying the death of this or that poor Muslim sucker whom they sent to murder their fellow Muslim brothers. Its about time he put his money where his mouth is, Allah willing of course.

It seems that Allah is willing, Samir Khan not so much.

And after that aks yourself why Ghadafi released all those al-Qaeda just when he got really worried you might become free?

By Howie at 08:53 AM | Comments |

February 24, 2011

Cornhole Watch: Everyone Wave Goodbye to Zack Chesser the Former Emir of Revolution Muslim


See ya Zack, watch the cornhole LOSER!.

A college dropout and Muslim convert who threatened the creators of the "South Park" cartoon series and then tried to join an Al Qaeda-linked terrorist group in Somalia has been sentenced to 25 years in prison.
Zachary A. Chesser of Bristow, Va., pleaded guilty last year to supporting the al-Shabab terrorist group in Somalia and posting online threats against the "South Park" creators for an episode he perceived as insulting to the Prophet Muhammad. He was sentenced Thursday in U.S. District Court in Alexandria.
You should have stayed in school. Bitch!

Hat Tip: Sweet Jane the Liberator.

By Howie at 12:04 PM | Comments |

January 25, 2011

Slapdown Time: Patterico vs LGF/Charles Johnson

Chuckie loses...miserably.

Nice going Chuckie, out someone's job, etc.

Enjoy swimming in the cesspool of liberalism.

UPDATE: Here's the followup post. It's worse than the original one.

By Stable Hand at 01:38 AM | Comments |

January 21, 2011

Herpetological Dementia

Is at once decrying the fall of Pakistan to "Islamic hard-liners" and then in the very next tweet calling a film about the very same Islamic hard-liners Muslim Bashing.


Don't worry its gonna be OK, Chuck. Grandma used to forget she was cooking, too. When you start to disassociate stuff, like the fire coming from the stove with danger, we'll have to look into more care. But in the mean time it's pretty entertaining.

Anyway here is the Muslim bashing film Charles wants us to decry.

The Third Jihad Part II
The Third Jihad Part III.
The Third Jihad Part IV.

By Howie at 02:58 PM | Comments |

December 12, 2010

Brave, Brave Bill Warner, Private Dick


Gee, Bill Warner, Private Dick, if you would actually do something productive that pisses jihadis off, you might get death threats too.

How brave of you to close comments on your retarded post, though.

For those of you who wish to comment on Bill Warner, Private Dick's post, his email is

Oh, why let the humiliation stop there. Bill Warner, Private Dick, our silly little website gets links from....


And #1 New York Times bestselling authors:


I don't recall seeing either of those linking to your pathetic piece of crap blog at any time in the near or even distant past, Bill Warner, Private Dick.

Now get back to peeking into motel windows trying to catch some dude boning his mistress and let us professionals handle the online jihad, you stupid twatwaffle.

By Vinnie at 05:57 PM | Comments |

November 02, 2010

Help US Obi-Warner-Kenobi

You are our only hope.

Thanks for turning on the twin suns this morning and bringing the galaxy together in peace and harmony.

By Howie at 10:51 AM | Comments |

October 28, 2010

Jawa Defamed in WaPo: Yes, Let's Follow the Money (Sticky/UPDATED)

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In a rather long article in the Washington Post, Frankie Martin says a number of out and out lies about the Jawa Report.

The article attempts to refute a post by Laura Rubenfield which argued that the Founding Fathers did not care much for Islam. His refutation is laughable, missing the forest for the trees. For instance, in the course of pointing out that Franklin's use of a story of Muslim's taking Europeans as slaves he fails to see that the use of such an analogy was quite apt: hundreds of thousands -- if not more -- of Europeans were taken as slaves by Muslims who justified the practice based on Quran, hadith, and Sunnah.

The Prophet Muhammad himself had slaves. And not just slaves: sex-slaves.

That the Founding Fathers admired Muhammad and Islam is beyond rational argumentation. They did admire Muhammad and thought of him as "great". In the same way they thought other great political and military leaders of the past were great. Like Alexander, Hammurabi, or Peter.

But they did not think of Muhammad or Islam as "great" in the same way they thought other religious leaders . The most religiously skeptical of the Founders, such as Jefferson, may have been skeptical of the divinity of Christ but he was certainly an admirer of his teachings. One could not say the same thing about his feelings towards Muhammad and Islam.

That they would tolerate Islam is also beyond dispute. These were tolerant men. But to the modern liberal the word tolerance has lost all meaning. Liberals think that anything short of embracing is an act of intolerance. Not so. To tolerate is to accept the existence of that which one disdains.

If there is any agreement among the Founders on Islam then it is that they disdained it, but were on no crusade to rid the world of this or of any other equally disdainful theories. They tolerated it.

One might say many things about their thoughts on Islam. One might wrongfully accuse them of being intolerant. One might even say they were prejudiced by their own misconceptions of Islam and Muhammad. That would be an honest argument. But one cannot argue that they thought all religions were basically the same, and that Islam was no different than Christianity or Buddhism. This is simply intellectually dishonest.

But being dishonest is something that Mr. Martin seems comfortable with. He goes on to write several false things about this website. Things that are defamatory and that the Washington Post ought to immediately retract.

He begins a long diatribe against The Jawa Report by beginning with this falsehood:

Some of the blogs that breathlessly featured Rubenfeld's article do not even attempt to conceal their racism. The Jawa Report, for example, proudly describes itself as a "weblog comparing Muslims to Jawas,"
This is a lie on two fronts. First, what "race" is Muslim? It's a typically ignorant statement, but one we've come to expect from those who oppose any discussion of Islam as anything different than Tibetan Buddhism.

Not only am I not a racist, but I unequivocally condemn all forms of racism and bigotry. Including the soft bigotry of low expectations. Such as the liberal bigotry which says that Muslims cannot be treated as adults. That they cannot take criticism the same way Catholics, Mormons, or Buddhists can. That they are somehow exempt from the rules of civilized society because, you know, you wouldn't want to piss them off. They might kill you.....

Second, I categorically deny that I have ever described this blog -- my blog -- that way. Martin didn't bother to ask me what this blog was about. Instead, he proves that in addition to being lazy and dishonest he's also 10 years behind the curve. Instead of Googling "Jawa Report" he used Yahoo!. How do I know this? Because the first hit over at Yahoo! gives you this typically biased description, quoted verbatim by Martin:


He goes on:

the "typically short rodent-like" sand-dwellers of Star Wars who are described in the film as "disgusting."
At this point let me fess up to something. I've been blogging for over six years. There are over 20,000 individual posts up at The Jawa Report. Of this 20,000 posts one of them -- written six years ago -- does use a Star Wars analogy and does in this analogy compare Muslims to Jawas. It never describes Jawas as "disgusting". These are words chosen by Martin in order to paint the worst possible picture.

That posts also compares Islamists to Tusken Raiders and Israelis to moisture farmers. I wonder what Martin's vast Star Wars knowledge says about these two groups? Am I now going to be accused of antisemetism because, well, you know about Uncle Owen and company?

One post, six years ago, and now I'm somehow a racist? Never mind the absurdity of throwing race into an argument about religion.

Also, since Mr. Martin seems such a keen wit and an expert on satire, perhaps he would bother to watch South Park or Archie Bunker. When I first started this blog I went out of my way to be offensive. I was going for Cartmanesque. It was schtick. Playing the rube on purpose. The Archie Bunker character who could get away with saying uncomfortable things because, you know, he's a real as*shole. But sometimes, only the as*hole can tell the truth. Buried in there, beneath all the rude remarks and troglodyte thinking a nugget, a kernal of truth.

A lot of bloggers were doing that sort of thing back then. Of them, only a few of us are left. FrankJ over at IMAO is still around blogging in character. Allahpundit retains the name, but the shtick is long gone. So, too, is Rusty Shackleford. Mostly.

It would take, literally, an idiot to believe that any of my early writings were anything other than shtick. But Mr. Martin isn't even an idiot, he's just lazy. He didn't even bother reading this blog, just did a Yahoo! search.

His laziness and defamation goes on:

A section on the website is entitled "my pet Jawa" implying, (but only satirically, of course!) that Muslims are sub-human creatures suitable to be kept as pets.
Um, WTF? There is no "section" of this blog called My Pet Jawa. The blog's URL is "". It's a web address, not a section.

If the web address is offensive I'll be happy to change it. How about

Again, if there was anything offensive in the original url then it should be taken as shtick. Now it's just a cute name reflecting my obsession with Star Wars.

If anything my biggest regret on the url is that it's kinda gay. C'est la vie!

But the lies, distortions, and defamation get even worse:

The Jawa Report also includes pictures of Qurans in toilets,
Again, this is a lie. No Qurans were actually harmed in the blogging of any posts here. Please, don't kill me!

What Mr. Martin means is that there are photoshopped fake pictures of Qurans in toilets. Like the phony story reported by Newsweek about Qurans being put in toilets at Guantanamo Bay, our so-called "pictures" showing the same are also phonies.

Mr. Martin is undoubtedly aware that fake allegations of Quran desecrations at Guantanamo, reported without any fact checking by Newsweek, led to riots all over the Muslim world and that many people actually were killed over these phony allegations. I'd like to hear Mr. Martin's equivocations on the subject. Something about Islam being just like any other religion, no different than the Amish or other Anabaptist movements I'm sure.

And since Mr. Martin is also undoubtedly aware that even the threat of Quran desecration is enough to get one death threats, then I must come to the conclusion that his pointing out of the fake Quran desecrations on my blog -- posts written in the context of the phony Quran desecration stories -- might also lead to attempts on my life.

Is Frankie Martin trying to get me killed???

Okay, I don't really think that. I just think you're an as*hole. A lazy one at that. But, dude, WTF were you thinking bringing up those old photoshops?

It just shows what an idiot you are and makes the point for us: that enough Muslims react like uncivilized barbarians to criticisms of their religion, holy books, or prophets that it is not irrational to fear retribution for the same words or actions routinely directed at other religions, holy books, or prophets.

I'd like to end my criticism of Mr. Martin, but it only gets worse from there:

likens Muslim opponents to real-life animals like monkeys
This is an out and out lie and I challenge Martin to come up with any evidence of such a thing. Even at my most pissed off, even at the lamest points of shtick six years ago, would I ever stoop to such a thing. This is a lie, and I demand a retraction from the Washington Post.

Have there been racist comments in the comments section? Of course. Our resident racist Greyrooster has been banned on several occasions. I don't ban him any more because each time I ban him he just comes back within a few minutes, and he's usually even worse. So, the rule around here is just to ignore him and his ilk.

If Mr. Martin would like to volunteer his time moderating our comments section, I would be happy to oblige him. Unlike Mr. Martin, I have a day job. One that is not funded by the Saudi royal family to defame every one and any one who is even slightly critical of some of the worst aspects of political Islam.


and features numerous photos of what its editors call "hot babes" because they are seen as offending the sensibilities of Muslims.
I plead guilty as charged. But mostly because Howie likes hot chicks. The Muslim thing? That's just a secondary benefit. There's actually a good argument to be made that porn might set the Muslim world free. Sad, but true.

In this case I'm not trying to offend Muslims, I'm trying to liberate them.

And if Muslims are so offended by hot chicks, how come we get so many of them come to our website Googling "hot muslim chick"?

But mostly the hot chick thing is Howie's deal. He likes hot chicks. The hot dudes we leave for Stable Hand. And Ronin. He likes hot dudes, too. We try not to judge that sort of thing around here.


Part of this emerging reliance of mainstream media on the hate bloggers comes from a genuine desire to understand Islam and the threat of terrorism, as often these blogs and commentators discuss material that the mainstream media has not looked into with as much attention or detail. It is hard for me to think of another reason why the New York Times leaned on the Jawa Report, which it described as "anti-jihadi Internet activists," for its investigative coverage of the "Jihad Jane" homegrown terrorism case, or why Esquire, while noting its "unsettling anti-Muslim invective," nevertheless glamorized the website as "laptop James Bonds," "thrill-seeking," and "all-American."
All true, and yet somehow awesome. So, did Mr. Martin somehow stop being lazy and look up all these citations in the MSM on The Jawa Report? He now realizes that the main crux of this blog isn't racism or bigotry as he suggests? That members of our community have actually been involved in counteterrorism efforts? That what we do behind the scenes is track terrorist websites and the people who use them?

No. He's still lazy. But instead of only looking at the top hit for his Yahoo! search, he looked at the second hit. A Wikipedia entry where all of the above citations can be found.

He then defames me and The Jawa Report once more:

Yet it is possible to analyze and understand the threat of terrorism without relying on the bigots. Just as a Ku Klux Klan member would not be asked to advise on issues facing the African American community, responsible people in media and government must keep the bile-spewing anti-Muslim racists away from anything to do with Islam-related subjects.
He's right on all counts. Racists and bigots should not be asked about Islam-related subjects.

Of course, Muslim isn't a race so it isn't possible to be "racist" against Muslims.

One might be an anti-Arab racist. Or an anti-Pakistani racist. Etc. But one cannot be "racist" against a religion. A religion is simply a set of ideas and practices flowing from those ideas.

That isn't just semantics 101 either. People like Mr. Martin try to equivocate being anti-ideas with being racist. By conflating the two terms he intentionally misleads people into thinking that the same thing that motivates skinheads and Nazis is at the heart of the motivation of those who are anti-Islam.

I am not anti-Islam. I am anti-Islamist. That is, I oppose the political and legal system linked to Islam. If you want to pray towards Mecca and shave your balls, fine by me.

I know people like Robert Spencer don't like the latter term because he thinks Islam and Islamism are inseparable, but I think he's wrong on that point.

And there are people who are irrationally afraid of Muslims. Just as there were people were were irrationally afraid of Communists.

But just because some have irrational fears does not mean that others cannot have legitimate and rational fears. The truth of the matter is that there are many aspects of political Islam that are just as dangerous as Communism. And there are many Muslims --including Mr. Martin's financial benefactors in Saudi Arabia -- who share these dangerous political ideas.

Mr. Martin then goes on to defame many other bloggers and politicians who have ever said anything that might even hint that Islam isn't just a warmed over version of the Jehovah's Witnesses. I'll skip that part.

But he ends by calling for an investigation of these "anti-Muslim" bloggers. Insinuating that we are part of a large conspiracy, bankrolled by the "Los Angeles-based Fairbrook Foundation."

I don't know about that, but I'd like to know more. Seriously, I'm willing to sell out. Call me.

Somehow Mr. Martin believes that this giant bankroll of this Fairbank Foundation, which I've never heard of, is trickling down to us wee "hate" bloggers.

If we are somehow being bankrolled by a vast anti-Muslim conspiracy, what can one say when we compare that bankroll to the one funding the Ibn Khaldun Chair at American University by the Saudi Royals? Mr. Martin and his boss have a full time job, literally, defending Islam from criticism bought by the same people who exported their Salafi ideology and who were the intellectual backers of 9/11.

If you want to gainsay someone's motivations, I'd start there.

UPDATE: Thanks for all the support in the comments section. I didn't realize that Google had the same description of The Jawa Report as Yahoo! My bad on that. I wonder why that is?

Unlike Mr. Martin and his boss Akbar Ahmed, I don't spend all day Googling myself. Yes, we know you Googled yourself today. Keep that up and you'll need to start shaving those palms. You may even go blind.

Here is the original Star Wars-Jawa post as I reprinted it in late 2004. On rereading it it's not nearly as offensive as I remembered it being. In fact, it's really only of interest to hardcore Star Wars fans.

Looking back on it, I now remember another motivation for the Star Wars themed blog: Clerks.

The whole what if the Empire were really the good guys thing and the Rebel Alliance were terrorists dialogue. Or something like that. Pretty good shtick, I thought, given that at the time Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfield were often portrayed by the Left as the Emperor, Darth Vader, or some combination of bad guys from the Trilogy.

Like I said, it was shtick, but I thought it was funny at the time. Yes, I know -- I am a total geek.

I also appreciate my Irish friend Mark Humphrys for digging into this post a little more and providing a few more links to refute Martin's spurious allegations. In his words, the Star Wars analogy is "somewhat incomprehensible". Yeah, I get that.

Most of all, thanks for reminding readers what my real political views are. The first two quotes about the Ground Zero Mosque are not taken out of context. I oppose the mosque building because it is offensive. But I also oppose those opponents of the mosque who tried to use the mechanisms of government to have the project shut down (such as through the zoning commission).

That is exactly how I feel about church/state relations, liberty, and private property: you keep the government out of my business, and I'll kindly repay the favor by keeping it out of yours.

I'm a tolerant libertarian. People should be allowed to do, say and believe stupid things. Which is one of the main reasons why I oppose political Islam: because it does not allow for real and meaningful dissent.

Humphrys also discovers that Mr. Martin plagiarized the offensive Star Wars language not from me, but from a Star Wars wiki (scroll down to see the screenshot). Not surprised, in the least.

Oh, yeah, and I forgot to mention Ace as one of the few old-school shtick bloggers still in the biz. Back from the day when a cool nickname was half the fun. How did I forget that?

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:11 PM | Comments |