March 31, 2012

02/03/2012 Update by SH:: Thanks so much for your prayers and well wishes.

Gork, thank you for your daily "wishes".

In due time I will be back much to the detriment of my "enemies" and to them I say: (below the fold cuz of a F word).

12/20/2011 Update by SH: Thank you all very much for your continued prayers. I will be back.

Merry Christmas and Chag Chanuka Sameach to all.

Oh, and Xariif, I have a special holiday message to you and your followers. It's below the fold:

01/06/2012 Update by SH: Happy New Year everyone and again thanks for your prayers and well wishes.

Yes, Xariif, I will be back.

I can wipe up the floor with you and your kind Xariff.

Again, thank you everyone for your prayers and well wishes, they mean a lot and have "done a lot". You have given me strength with your prayers and well wishes to the detriment of Xariiif and other assho*les. Stupid sh*ts don't realize I also gain strength from their bs!

BTW, I would "really" like really awesome dudes in their best and stuff. I know some of you posted stuff, but really I need "stuff" like biceps and stuff ... not naked but "awesome bods"!! I especially like IDF soldiers. Not that I don't like our (US) military soldiers cuz I do but I like IDF, their eyes put me in a trance and stuff.

Again, thank you all .... I am humbled and hope to be back again with really snarky sh*t and stuff.

Oh and Xariif...fuck you!

February 02, 2012

In other news the Jawa Report's official weather forecasting groundhog, Elmer, did see his shadow.

So six more weeks of this not quite winter weather.

January 27, 2012

Today he starts his new fitness program.

I don't see how its much different from his old fitness program but I'm not the one always demanding to be addressed as Professor around here.

Hat Tip: Danny.

January 26, 2012

Including our own, Jane Novak:

Testifying to the global reach of the cyber activists, Jane Novak, a New Jersey housewife, has established herself as a highly-regarded source on all things Yemen, even, at one point, consulting with the U.S. State Department. Her Twitter feed and blog, armiesofliberation.com, are consulted by activists and journalists. She is well-known among policy makers, activists and reporters in the country's besieged capital, Sana'a. And she has never been to Yemen.

"She doesn't speak a word of Arabic, she hasn't set foot in the Middle East, but she still became an authority," Weddady says. He claims her influence helped secure the 2008 release of Yemeni journalist Abdulkarim al-Khawaini, who had been convicted of defaming President Ali Abdullah Saleh.

The internet: just enough anonymity for world movers like Jane to be fooled into hanging out with a pathetic geek like me.

Thanks internet!

January 22, 2012

I'm feeling much better thanks.

January 19, 2012

Feel The Powah!

Hat Tip: Joshua.

But we had to share with those Morons at Ace of Spades HQ and Confederate Yankee.

Which makes us... Lets see 22/3....carry the one..

Uh #8.6!.....yeah that's it!

January 17, 2012

It looks like reporting on that stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable country known as Yemen has finally gotten to Jawa Co-Blogger Jane Novak.

January 13, 2012

He's at a reunion with his old college gang.

Gay!

(runs away).

January 06, 2012

Two men and their sons used a cooler to help keep them afloat after their boat sank.

January 05, 2012

ars technica:

To shake things up, the researchers sent sound waves into the laser. The sound waves repetitively strain the quantum dots, which temporarily modifies their energy levels. As a result, more of the quantum dots spend some time with energy levels that correspond to the wavelength of light that the laser is able to emit.

The result was a laser power that was 200 times higher than the laser without the sound waves, which is a pretty spectacular increase in efficiency.

All is again right with the Galaxy.

Hat Tip: Ace.

The Jawa Report has won The Stuxnet Award for Best Information Warfare Campaign. Awesome!

1k words on the annual family vacation in California.

This time by the Florida Highway Patrol...

A Florida Highway Patrol trooper was attacked in Orlando early Thursday by a man wearing a Darth Vader mask, authorities said.

he attemtped to punch and kick the trooper, who deployed his Taser, according to the FHP. Officials said Vader's[sic] thick jacket prevented the Taser from working, so the trooper used pepper spray to subdue him.

Video as well at the link.

January 04, 2012

He's out trying to raise 25 to $40K.

January 03, 2012

We're totally bummed that we did not make the cut of blogs that DHS sees fit to follow.

I mean The Blotter, Long War Journal and Drudge?

I mean we're not winning all these awards because we're pretty dammit!

The Stuxnet Award for Best Information Warfare Campaign:
The Jawa Report

December 31, 2011

Probably the best video ever made....

Well what did you expect from a flannel wearing, back woods, mid-western, Bible loving, gun clinging hayseed like me?

But hey at least I don't live in Iowa or God forbid Nebraska.

Update: No wait! Changed my mind this has to be the best video ever made.

Update: I really hate commas. As Rusty says, "Howie at least you're king of the errant, missing and random commas."

True dat.

December 23, 2011

Other folks you know sit around eat and watch Its a Wonderful Life we sit around eat and watch High Plains Drifter.

December 22, 2011

Word has it that he's recovering after getting into a fight with some dudes in a bar.

And also toy light sabers are pretty much useless in bar fights.

We get email from Minneapolis with the subject...

F*CK YOU FILTHY, STINKING JEW

We'd like to have some idea of what we've done that really pissed you off so that we can be sure that we continue to do whatever it was...

That is all.

Update: Oh be sure to add him to your Christmas wish list.

sseekers@mail.com

December 07, 2011

See who right-of-center bloggers want to see as President. I participated and voted for Newt.

The person I'd least like to see as President? Michelle Bachmann. Yeah, even more so than Ron Paul. If you're going to be a bumbling mush mouth, at least go big with the ideas.

December 06, 2011

Even though this is a subject near and dear to my heart, I wasn't able to watch today's hearings at the Committee on Homeland Security’s Subcommittee on Counterterrorism and Intelligence. Any one know if the video feed is archived? Seriously, how else am I going to make fun of the Zionist Internet Overlords if I don't have images of them testifying before the ZOGs in Congress?

The Hill:

Lawmakers on the House Homeland Security subcommittee on Counterterrorism and Intelligence probed the threat of terrorists using social media tools such as Facebook and Twitter to attract followers at a hearing on Tuesday.

They noted that Anwar al Awlaki, known as the "Bin Laden of the Internet," recruited radicals online. The lawmakers pointed to "Jihad Jane," who allegedly plotted to kill a Swedish cartoonist after viewing and commenting on radical YouTube videos....

Andrew Aaron Weisburd, director of the Society for Internet Research, said Internet providers and social media sites should be more pro-active in blocking violent material.

"While it is in no one's interests to prosecute Internet service providers, they must be made to realize that they can neither turn a blind eye to the use of their services by terrorist organizations, nor can they continue to put the onus of identifying and removing terrorist media on private citizens," he said. "I don't believe that Google, operator of YouTube, has an interest in promoting violent extremism, and they have already made some effort to address this issue, but they can and should do more."

The experts noted that social media can also provide the U.S. government with a valuable intelligence tool to monitor extremist groups.

December 02, 2011

Trying to stop Christmas and forcing my oppressed teenager to attend school on Friday despite his sniffles and scratchy throat.

I am truly and utterly eeeevviiiillllll!!!!

Thanks to Star.

November 28, 2011

Heartfelt condolences to James Joyner on the untimely passing of his wife Kimberly. James is one of my oldest acquaintances in the blogosphere and one of the rare bloggers that I've actually taken the time to meet in person on more than one occasion.

James and his two young daughters will be in our prayers.

November 24, 2011

I'm thankful for a country that allows me to worship God the way I see fit.

I'm thankful to our soldiers for protecting that freedom.

I'm thankful for family.

I'm thankful for my kids still wanting to go deer hunting even though we never seem to see any deer.

I'm thankful that Stable Hand seems to be beating her illness.

I'm thankful for this iPhone which allows me to blog from this deer stand in lieu of actually seeing any deer.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

November 21, 2011

He said something about a meeting, a producer and "The greatest idea evah!"

November 03, 2011

He's at tryouts for the Iranian Men's soccer team.

October 25, 2011

Gerard Van der Leun has had a post-hippie related heart attack, which only shows that you really should pay attention to those Surgeon General warnings on drum circles. We wish him a speedy recovery.

H/T to Michelle Malkin.

October 23, 2011

We're getting questions about why we're not blogging in comments.

1. Its the Blog Sabbath and the terrible guilt from not judging the last few is crushing us already. So why do more?

2. The world ended the other day.

We always wondered what it would be like. So far it seems pretty much the same.

October 21, 2011

Wow it appears Joey has a new hobby, outing Jihobbyists.

Yousef al-Khattab

Today's specimen is Abu Hadeed (shown here using his Youtube nickname). All jihobist like him try to strong arm you into accepting their rhetoric and most end up in jail where they believe they are the 'aseerun'. Anyway he is begging to make his point public so I will give him a platform. Interesting is the amount of times in his posts that he insults Khaleeji Arabs and uses terms like greasy & slimy. Seems to be a classic case of self hate,failure and blame it on the kuffar. You be the judge and don't forget to join his network,because indeed birds of a feather flock together.

Since Yousef had his falling out with the Jihad community they have turned their hatred against him as well. As they say politics make strange bedfellows.

In fact I'm of the opinion that even though I don't trust Yousef any further than I can throw him, his knowledge and expertise would be invaluable in the fight against terrorism and the spread of al-Qaeda propaganda.

We keep our focus tight here, for the most part we only direct our ire at known designated terrorist groups such as al-Qaeda and those who advocate for murder and terrorism against civilians. Civilians just like Joey.

Why don't you come with us? You're pretty good in a fight. We could use you.

Filed under Ministry of Irony. And oh, thanks for the tips dude!

October 14, 2011

An old blog buddy of mine, Bob McCarty, has written a book called Three Days in August in which he claims a US soldier was unfairly accused of rape and that the evidence is very good that he is not guilty. Check it out here.

October 12, 2011

I hope your readers enjoy this as much as I do.

I know yesterday I promised that I'd have you some blood, busted skulls and police brutality.

So I get up this morning and this is all I've got, the Police made the Sacramento group take down their tents.

Occupy Sacramento at the park @ 9th & J. Cops made us take down all tents and structures. We sat down by the corner and did call and response.

October 08, 2011

Today we officially throw Rusty's hat into the ring in the write in campaign to end all write in campaigns.

We promise to increase the black ops budget by 1000 times, put a man on Mars in three years and also pay off the national debt by selling Canada.

Shackleford for President, because every loser deserves at least one shot at it.

September 23, 2011

He's in an all day meeting with Larry FlintFlynt.

When he walked out I overheard him say, "Utinni!" Which I think is Jawaneese for Jackpot!

September 13, 2011

Watch your six cyber jihadis, watch your six.

And no i can't tell you why, except that she's tenacious, dedicated and oh so dangerous.

September 10, 2011

For some reason the blog is broke. But only in Internet Explorer. If you can figure out what the problem is, drop us an email.

September 06, 2011

Jimmy? Do you like articles about Gladiators?

This was the lot of those at a sensational scientific discovery unveiled Monday: The well-preserved ruins of a gladiator school in Austria.

September 03, 2011

Talk about desperate for votes:

Darth --

A couple weeks ago, President Obama sat down for lunch with six of the campaign's summer organizers to thank them for their work and share some of the lessons he learned when he was a first-time community organizer himself.

He made the time because organizing is at the heart of this movement. It's how we're building our operation from the ground up over the next 14 months.

As we pause this weekend to celebrate the working men and women in our country who fought for the right to organize, it's worth taking a few minutes to listen to what the President had to say -- and think about how we'll organize this campaign in the months to come.

Check out this video from the President's lunch to hear him speak in his own words about what it means to organize. Then sign up to be a volunteer for 2012 in Mos Eisley.

I'm never going to get off this effing rock. (kicks dirt)

But yeah we have two droids and a crazy old wizzard I can sign up.

Uncle Owen and Aunt Berue are both fellons I think. Moisture farm, yeah right. Then why are there always sandcrawlers in the driveway?

Well I guess you've got to have something to do when you're on the planet furthest from the bright center of the universe.