February 08, 2016
An Open Post To A Fan
Dear hot naughty teacher that emailed us. Every male blogger here is 13.
See you soon?
September 15, 2015
My son left for boot camp today.
I don't post much, but keep him in your prayers, please.
April 03, 2015
Happy Good Friday / Passover **Sticky**
For our Jewish friends, Chag Pesach Sameach. For we Christians, it is the day we commemorate the death of our Lord, the Supreme Passover Lamb.
And it was the preparation of the passover, and about the sixth hour: and he saith unto the Jews, Behold your King! But they cried out, Away with him, away with him, crucify him. Pilate saith unto them, Shall I crucify your King? The chief priests answered, We have no king but Caesar. Then delivered he him therefore unto them to be crucified. And they took Jesus, and led him away.
And he bearing his cross went forth into a place called the place of a skull, which is called in the Hebrew Golgotha: Where they crucified him, and two other with him, on either side one, and Jesus in the midst. And Pilate wrote a title, and put it on the cross. And the writing was JESUS OF NAZARETH THE KING OF THE JEWS.
This title then read many of the Jews: for the place where Jesus was crucified was nigh to the city: and it was written in Hebrew, and Greek, and Latin. Then said the chief priests of the Jews to Pilate, Write not, The King of the Jews; but that he said, I am King of the Jews. Pilate answered, What I have written I have written.
Then the soldiers, when they had crucified Jesus, took his garments, and made four parts, to every soldier a part; and also his coat: now the coat was without seam, woven from the top throughout.
They said therefore among themselves, Let us not rend it, but cast lots for it, whose it shall be: that the scripture might be fulfilled, which saith, They parted my raiment among them, and for my vesture they did cast lots. These things therefore the soldiers did.
Now there stood by the cross of Jesus his mother, and his mother's sister, Mary the wife of Cleophas, and Mary Magdalene.
When Jesus therefore saw his mother, and the disciple standing by, whom he loved, he saith unto his mother, Woman, behold thy son!
Then saith he to the disciple, Behold thy mother! And from that hour that disciple took her unto his own home.
After this, Jesus knowing that all things were now accomplished, that the scripture might be fulfilled, saith, I thirst.
Now there was set a vessel full of vinegar: and they filled a sponge with vinegar, and put it upon hyssop, and put it to his mouth.
When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, It is finished: and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost.
Now it was the day of Preparation, and the next day was to be a special Sabbath. Because the Jewish leaders did not want the bodies left on the crosses during the Sabbath, they asked Pilate to have the legs broken and the bodies taken down. The soldiers therefore came and broke the legs of the first man who had been crucified with Jesus, and then those of the other.
But when they came to Jesus and found that he was already dead, they did not break his legs. Instead, one of the soldiers pierced Jesus’ side with a spear, bringing a sudden flow of blood and water.
The man who saw it has given testimony, and his testimony is true. He knows that he tells the truth, and he testifies so that you also may believe.
These things happened so that the scripture would be fulfilled: “Not one of his bones will be broken,” and, as another scripture says, “They will look on the one they have pierced.”
Later, Joseph of Arimathea asked Pilate for the body of Jesus. Now Joseph was a disciple of Jesus, but secretly because he feared the Jewish leaders. With Pilate’s permission, he came and took the body away. He was accompanied by Nicodemus, the man who earlier had visited Jesus at night. Nicodemus brought a mixture of myrrh and aloes, about seventy-five pounds. Taking Jesus’ body, the two of them wrapped it, with the spices, in strips of linen. This was in accordance with Jewish burial customs.
At the place where Jesus was crucified, there was a garden, and in the garden a new tomb, in which no one had ever been laid. Because it was the Jewish day of Preparation and since the tomb was nearby, they laid Jesus there.
March 06, 2015
If you're on Facebook, report this.
Make sure you hit "report page".
BOOM! Well done!
March 03, 2015
If You Live In The Washington, D.C. Area
There will be a Support the Kurds rally in front of the White House on May 23rd. More details as I get them.
March 02, 2015
Jawas, You know what to do (Update: Slave Market Closed)
Islamic State of Losers are selling Yazidi girls on the internet. I'm not linking the site.
DNS to complain to: ABUSE@ENOM.COM or @enom.
Domain Name: YAZIDIGIRLS.COM
Registry Domain ID: 1902799839_DOMAIN_COM-VRSN
Registrar WHOIS Server: WHOIS.ENOM.COM
Registrar URL: WWW.ENOM.COM
Update Date: 2015-02-14T03:00:10.00Z
Creation Date: 2015-02-14T03:00:00.00Z
Registrar Registration Expiration Date: 2016-02-14T03:00:00.00Z
Registrar: ENOM, INC.
Registrar IANA ID: 48
Registrar Abuse Contact Email: ABUSE@ENOM.COM
The website was only for use in nations were human trafficking is legal. That would be like nowhere except Islamic State.
Now its nowhere.
December 23, 2014
Proud Papa Update
My boy passed the test for the Navy's nuclear program. He's aiming for Reactor Engineer.
August 01, 2014
Ebola? Seriously? Why The Freak Out
Let's put this into perspective, Hanta virus has been killing Americans for years. As you read this, there are thousands of things out there trying to kill you.
For fuck's sake. Get a grip. You're going to die anyway.
I leave you with this quote:
"You're going to die a horrible death, remember. It's all good training, and you'll enjoy it more if you keep the facts in mind.
Take your dying with some seriousness, however. Laughing on the way to your execution it not generally understood by less advanced lifeforms, and they'll call you crazy."
- Richard Bach, "Illusions"
July 31, 2014
We're far from perfect, but, even so, we're light years ahead of that barbaric 7th century savagery you barely escaped from.
Many prayers for you and your family.
BTW, if you're worried about being sent back, just fly to Mexico City, board a train north, and you'll be set.
Okay that was a little much. But, seriously, welcome.
July 29, 2014
An Open Post To A Raging Butt Snuggling Anal Wart
You, bitch, are a fucking disgrace.
You're a dick. A fuckhole. A rampaging douche. Twatwaffle. Simpering shitnozzle. Bottom feeding parasitic shit eating bag of ooze.
Want defamation? You claiming you were a SEAL. You never were. Liar.
Oh, sorry, was that defamation? Sue me, won't change the fact you still got your ass kicked. By a real American hero.
BTW, when will you sue yourself for defamation of character?
July 27, 2014
Waiting for Rusty to come and play with him.
July 22, 2014
Storm Saxon's Kittehs
I promised. Here are SSGB's kittehs. Below the fold. Cuz you may die of teh cute.
July 21, 2014
I declare a blogwar!
Hot Air? Dead!
The Blaze? Dead!
American Thinker? Wait? Who?
July 04, 2014
A Republic, If You Can Keep It *Sticky*
And if someone tells you to have a safe Fourth of July, throat punch them. If you have need of our services, don't bother. We're all shitfaced and trying blow ourselves up!
Except for Rusty. Wuss.
If you need a NSFW warning get your lame ass back to Cuba, you fucking hippie.
June 06, 2014
70 Years *Sticky, Scroll for newer posts*
"It is foolish and wrong to mourn those who have died, rather, we should thank God that such men lived". -- General George Patton.
May 31, 2014
Yes, Let's Trade Five Terrorists For The Guy Who Deserted His Post
Phew. Glad THAT'S over. I'm so happy to know that we are now officially negotiating with terrorists to get someone who willingly walked away from his post returned. And he'll get an undeserved hero's welcome, rather than the court-martial he deserves.
But hey, look who raised him. Here's a recent tweet from his dear old dad.
@ABalkhi I am still working to free all Guantanamo prisoners. God will repay for the death of every Afghan child, ameen!— Robert Bergdahl (@bobbergdahl) May 28, 2014
Yeah, welcome home.
April 17, 2014
Today We Laid To Rest A Hero
My father-in-law. Saw combat in Korea defending the Pusan Perimeter. Supported the troops in Vietnam while doing two tours in Thailand loading bombs on planes. He was an Air Force lifer, retired with full pension.
He taught me how to hunt deer. He taught me pretty much everything I knew about firearms. His job in the USAF was weapons. Yet he thought the 2nd Amendment applied to hunting rifles.
So he was also a staunch Democrat. The kind I look at and go "you voted for Obama"?
I don't care, I will always love and miss him.
Below the fold is my son's eulogy to him.
February 04, 2014
Twitter Users, Now Is The Time To RT
January 29, 2014
Notorious Hate Corporation Doubles Down On Its Hate By Attempting To Murder Stranded Motorists With Its Fat Fat Fatty Death Meals
The Usual Suspects.
Some of the drivers had been stuck in their cars for nearly seven hours without any food or water. So the staff of the Chick-fil-A decided to lend a helping hand.
“We cooked several hundred sandwiches and stood out on both sides of 280 and handed out the sandwiches to anyone we could get to – as long as we had food to give out.”
Dear Lord, this is hatred only equal to Wal Mart.
What's worse, these hypocrites violated their own Christian creed by attempting to get strangers to sleep together! Bastards!
“We opened up our dining room to anyone who wanted to sleep on a bench or a booth,” Audrey told me.
OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!
January 28, 2014
Live Blogging The SOTU
I'm here! I could only get a minute and a half before I was recognized and thrown out but I got this!
January 27, 2014
Congrats To The Lucky Virgins
The US military has launched a missile strike in Somalia targeting a suspected Al Shabaab militant leader.
Yay us. We should have nuked that hellhole in 1993.
January 15, 2014
Rusty is busy today so he asked us to post something. Okay, boss, here you go.
BTW, have you seen our Facebook page? It's been awhile since I pimped it.
The Post Wherein I Confess That I Am, After All, A Racist
For you see, recently I've gotten into the long lost habit of having peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch. Usually on Sundays, because I'm more interested in the Packers game than eating.
Little did I know, this rebirth of an old standby lunch would make me a cross burning oppressor of minorities.
“What about Somali or Hispanic students, who might not eat sandwiches?” Gutierrez asked. “Another way would be to say: ‘Americans eat peanut butter and jelly, do you have anything like that?’ Let them tell you. Maybe they eat torta. Or pita.”
…The Tribune noted that the school started the new year with “intensive staff trainings, frequent staff meetings, classroom observations and other initiatives,” to help educators understand their own “white privilege,” in order to “change their teaching practices to boost minority students’ performance.”"Last Wednesday, the first day of the school year for staff, for example, the first item of business for teachers at Scott School was to have a Courageous Conversation — to examine a news article and discuss the ‘white privilege’ it conveys,” the Tribune added.
Last time I checked, we racist sewer dwellers ate tortas. And pitas. And tortillas and pretty much many other different types of foods from all of the races that have come to this country from all over the globe.
So chow down on that quesadilla. Nom on that gyro. Gorge on the fried rice. Hell, chomp on that fried grasshopper while you're at it.
But don't eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you racist bastard.
November 14, 2013
Where's Rusty? Gone Clamming
Good job. For executing the oldest known animal.
November 11, 2013
Veterans Day 2013 *sticky*
I did my Navy time, but I suck compared to this.
Known as the Doolittle Raiders, the 80 men who risked their lives on a World War II bombing mission on Japan after the attack on Pearl Harbor were toasted one last time by their surviving comrades and honored with a Veterans Day weekend of fanfare shared by thousands.
God bless them, and all that served.
October 16, 2013
You went full retard. Assholes. Except for Ted Cruz and that other guy. The rest, fuck you with a cactus.
October 12, 2013
EBT Card System Down. Women, Minorities, Ahnald Hardest Hit
Millions of poor people who just so happen to have smartphones, tablets, and computers hop on the internet to threaten riots and spread misinformation that the EBT outage is due to the shutdown.
Not sure if this is art imitating life, or life imitating art. At any rate, all I have to say is if you want to feed your family without having to worry about EBT outages, try this:
September 30, 2013
How Jawas View The Government Shutdown
No rent, and out the door we went.
September 04, 2013
Shana Tova to all our Jewish readers.
And although I'm not a Jew, I do play one on TV and in Greyrooster's mind.
August 15, 2013
Anjem Choudary Rejects Islam, Embraces Atheism
I read it on the internet, it must be true.
Seriously, well done, Jester, well done.
June 26, 2013
In Other News
While we're all distracted by the Supreme Court DOMA decision and Paula Deen news (yes, I'm guilty) let's not forget that Obummer is cutting our military strength.
I will still sleep well knowing that if they live in the right state, Rusty and Howie can get married and receive full federal benefits.
The Strange Case Of Paula Deen
In court testimony, she admitted to uttering a racial slur. 30 years ago. Now she's been fired by the Food Network and Wal Mart has severed ties with her, among others. What I can't understand is why? She's a faithful liberal Democrat who loves the Obamas.
Virulent fake racist Paula Deen with real virulent racist Michelle Obama
So why are her fellow travelers throwing her under the bus? My own theory? She's a white southerner who has a southern accent and makes food that the left thinks is unhealthy.
I bet Paula Deen goes Republican next election. After all, a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged and sees the light.
June 04, 2013
Sooper Mexican: Surprise Scandalpalooza Special Prosecutor
Finally after weeks of stonewalling, the Obama administration has decided to name a special prosecutor to investigate all the 57 scandals involved in Scandalpalooza. When the first pop star president suggested they do something "hip" like allow the interwebz and twitter choose who it is, American Idol style, calamity struck!!!Ha!
Thus we bring you, Samuel L. Jackson... Special Investigator!!!
[uncensored version available if there's enough public clamor for it!]
June 03, 2013
Progressive Twitter Twit The1AmberDawn Who Wanted To 'Take Out' Concealed Carry People In Chicago..Vanished!
All that's left of he/she/it is a Google cache
It's not nice to tell people you will take their concealed carry away and shove it up their ass and pull the trigger.
AND I MEAN ANYONE, and I have no reason to believe they are police, I'm shoving that weapon up their ass and pulling the fucking trigger!— Amber Dawn (@The1AmberDawn) June 1, 2013
June 01, 2013
RIP Jean Stapleton
Another star in a show that couldn't be made today has passed at the age of 90.
May 29, 2013
I, Ikhwan (Muslim Brotherhood), Will Survive
Googlish: Ikhwan Survive -- Against the legitimate! # Liars song:
Well, they don't like negative press either: Egyptian editor fined for libeling Brotherhood's El-Erian