April 17, 2014

Today We Laid To Rest A Hero

My father-in-law. Saw combat in Korea defending the Pusan Perimeter. Supported the troops in Vietnam while doing two tours in Thailand loading bombs on planes. He was an Air Force lifer, retired with full pension.

He taught me how to hunt deer. He taught me pretty much everything I knew about firearms. His job in the USAF was weapons. Yet he thought the 2nd Amendment applied to hunting rifles.

So he was also a staunch Democrat. The kind I look at and go "you voted for Obama"?

I don't care, I will always love and miss him.

RIP Pops.

Below the fold is my son's eulogy to him.

 photo 2047_zps1ed4f395.jpg

By Vinnie at 08:30 PM | Comments |

February 04, 2014

Twitter Users, Now Is The Time To RT


By Vinnie at 05:56 PM | Comments |

January 29, 2014

Notorious Hate Corporation Doubles Down On Its Hate By Attempting To Murder Stranded Motorists With Its Fat Fat Fatty Death Meals

The Usual Suspects.

Some of the drivers had been stuck in their cars for nearly seven hours without any food or water. So the staff of the Chick-fil-A decided to lend a helping hand.

“We cooked several hundred sandwiches and stood out on both sides of 280 and handed out the sandwiches to anyone we could get to – as long as we had food to give out.”

Dear Lord, this is hatred only equal to Wal Mart.

What's worse, these hypocrites violated their own Christian creed by attempting to get strangers to sleep together! Bastards!

“We opened up our dining room to anyone who wanted to sleep on a bench or a booth,” Audrey told me.

OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!

By Vinnie at 06:44 PM | Comments |

January 28, 2014

Live Blogging The SOTU

I'm here! I could only get a minute and a half before I was recognized and thrown out but I got this!

By Vinnie at 09:59 PM | Comments |

January 27, 2014

Congrats To The Lucky Virgins

Bitches love drones.

The US military has launched a missile strike in Somalia targeting a suspected Al Shabaab militant leader.

Yay us. We should have nuked that hellhole in 1993.

By Vinnie at 01:41 AM | Comments |

January 15, 2014

Something

Rusty is busy today so he asked us to post something. Okay, boss, here you go.

BTW, have you seen our Facebook page? It's been awhile since I pimped it.

By Vinnie at 06:00 PM | Comments |

November 22, 2013

Where's Howie?

Wal Mart.

By Vinnie at 05:14 PM | Comments |

November 21, 2013

While The Boss Is Away

500000000000.png

By Vinnie at 07:53 PM | Comments |

The Post Wherein I Confess That I Am, After All, A Racist

For you see, recently I've gotten into the long lost habit of having peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch. Usually on Sundays, because I'm more interested in the Packers game than eating.

Little did I know, this rebirth of an old standby lunch would make me a cross burning oppressor of minorities.

“What about Somali or Hispanic students, who might not eat sandwiches?” Gutierrez asked. “Another way would be to say: ‘Americans eat peanut butter and jelly, do you have anything like that?’ Let them tell you. Maybe they eat torta. Or pita.”

…The Tribune noted that the school started the new year with “intensive staff trainings, frequent staff meetings, classroom observations and other initiatives,” to help educators understand their own “white privilege,” in order to “change their teaching practices to boost minority students’ performance.”"Last Wednesday, the first day of the school year for staff, for example, the first item of business for teachers at Scott School was to have a Courageous Conversation — to examine a news article and discuss the ‘white privilege’ it conveys,” the Tribune added.

Last time I checked, we racist sewer dwellers ate tortas. And pitas. And tortillas and pretty much many other different types of foods from all of the races that have come to this country from all over the globe.

So chow down on that quesadilla. Nom on that gyro. Gorge on the fried rice. Hell, chomp on that fried grasshopper while you're at it.

But don't eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you racist bastard.

By Vinnie at 06:57 PM | Comments |

November 14, 2013

Where's Rusty? Gone Clamming

Good job. For executing the oldest known animal.

It had already been confirmed as the oldest animal that ever lived. But scientists who accidentally killed Ming the Mollusc, a deep sea clam dredged from the North Atlantic, have now discovered it was 100 years older than previously thought. Following painstaking analysis, experts from Bangor University reckon the animal was born in 1499, making it 507 when it was found.

Science!

By Vinnie at 11:33 PM | Comments |

November 11, 2013

Veterans Day 2013 *sticky*

I did my Navy time, but I suck compared to this.

Known as the Doolittle Raiders, the 80 men who risked their lives on a World War II bombing mission on Japan after the attack on Pearl Harbor were toasted one last time by their surviving comrades and honored with a Veterans Day weekend of fanfare shared by thousands.

God bless them, and all that served.

By Vinnie at 11:56 PM | Comments |

October 16, 2013

Dear Government

You went full retard. Assholes. Except for Ted Cruz and that other guy. The rest, fuck you with a cactus.

By Vinnie at 11:06 PM | Comments |

October 12, 2013

EBT Card System Down. Women, Minorities, Ahnald Hardest Hit

Millions of poor people who just so happen to have smartphones, tablets, and computers hop on the internet to threaten riots and spread misinformation that the EBT outage is due to the shutdown.

Not sure if this is art imitating life, or life imitating art. At any rate, all I have to say is if you want to feed your family without having to worry about EBT outages, try this:

By Vinnie at 04:15 PM | Comments |

September 30, 2013

How Jawas View The Government Shutdown

No rent, and out the door we went.


By Vinnie at 11:30 PM | Comments |

September 04, 2013

Shana Tova!

Shana Tova to all our Jewish readers.

And although I'm not a Jew, I do play one on TV and in Greyrooster's mind.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:38 PM | Comments |

June 26, 2013

In Other News

While we're all distracted by the Supreme Court DOMA decision and Paula Deen news (yes, I'm guilty) let's not forget that Obummer is cutting our military strength.

I will still sleep well knowing that if they live in the right state, Rusty and Howie can get married and receive full federal benefits.

By Vinnie at 10:13 PM | Comments |

The Strange Case Of Paula Deen

In court testimony, she admitted to uttering a racial slur. 30 years ago. Now she's been fired by the Food Network and Wal Mart has severed ties with her, among others. What I can't understand is why? She's a faithful liberal Democrat who loves the Obamas.

 photo 866_zpsac721db6.jpg

Virulent fake racist Paula Deen with real virulent racist Michelle Obama

So why are her fellow travelers throwing her under the bus? My own theory? She's a white southerner who has a southern accent and makes food that the left thinks is unhealthy.

I bet Paula Deen goes Republican next election. After all, a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged and sees the light.

By Vinnie at 10:03 PM | Comments |

June 04, 2013

Sooper Mexican: Surprise Scandalpalooza Special Prosecutor

Thus we bring you, Samuel L. Jackson… Special Prosecutor!!!:

Finally after weeks of stonewalling, the Obama administration has decided to name a special prosecutor to investigate all the 57 scandals involved in Scandalpalooza. When the first pop star president suggested they do something "hip" like allow the interwebz and twitter choose who it is, American Idol style, calamity struck!!!

Thus we bring you, Samuel L. Jackson... Special Investigator!!!

[uncensored version available if there's enough public clamor for it!]

Ha!

By Stable Hand at 08:18 AM | |

June 03, 2013

Progressive Twitter Twit The1AmberDawn Who Wanted To 'Take Out' Concealed Carry People In Chicago..
Vanished!

twitter_The1AmberDawn.jpg

All that's left of he/she/it is a Google cache

It's not nice to tell people you will take their concealed carry away and shove it up their ass and pull the trigger.

Heh

By Stable Hand at 10:50 AM | |

June 01, 2013

RIP Jean Stapleton

Another star in a show that couldn't be made today has passed at the age of 90.

By Vinnie at 06:01 PM | Comments |

May 29, 2013

I, Ikhwan (Muslim Brotherhood), Will Survive

Googlish: Ikhwan Survive -- Against the legitimate! # Liars song:

Well done.

Meanwhile: Obama Claims That Working With Muslim Brotherhood Will Bring Victory Over Terrorism

Well, they don't like negative press either: Egyptian editor fined for libeling Brotherhood's El-Erian

By Stable Hand at 01:22 PM | Comments |

May 28, 2013

People Sign "Thank You" Card to IRS for Targeting Conservatives

Bronco Bama's fan club.

By Stable Hand at 02:11 PM | Comments |

May 27, 2013

Remember

 photo 805_zps62421e9c.jpg

 photo 806_zps1a3830e6.jpg

"Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends." John 15:13

This post is sticky for Memorial Day. Scroll down for newer.

By Vinnie at 11:59 PM | Comments |

May 17, 2013

Video: Pali's History of Violence (aka Terrorism)

As an aside, let's not forget about a Los Angeles newspaper, the LA Times, refusal to release the tape of the Obama's honoring Rashid Khalidi, a Pali terrorist. Andrew Breitbart offered a award in 2012 of $1000,000 for the tape.. It has not been released.

Just thought I would throw that out there.

Related: If The Koch Bros Buy The LA Times Will We Finally See The Obama/Khalidi Tape?

Update: Oops, Howie already posted on this below but heh I added Bronco Bama so I deserve the fatwa, no?

Or, we both do or something.

By Stable Hand at 01:56 PM | Comments |

May 12, 2013

Another Non Monetary Bleg

Anyone know how to get rid of the amsecure (dot) exe virus on a Windows 8 machine? I've Googled it to death but most of what I've found looks like more malware.

My email is in the Contacts page linked ^^^ up there. Thanks in advance.

Problem solved. You may resume watching your midget porn.

By Vinnie at 09:52 PM | Comments |

May 10, 2013

We Knew It All Along

Tattooine exists!

 photo 0b1ec28c-7b82-45a0-9c42-37da894900bf_zps454b2a31.jpg

Nah, that's actually a solar eclipse pic from these folks.

By Vinnie at 06:20 PM | Comments |

Dear Al-Qaeda

Suck it.

oneworldtrade.jpg

By Howie at 09:22 AM | Comments |

May 05, 2013

Rep Issa On Face The Nation Discussing Benghazi 'Talking Points'..

This is not the flag you are looking for: A video is what you seek

As a reminder, and to those who haven't read this before, former Ambassador Pickering, who was on the State Departments initial 'accountability' review board, previously has called Americans racist and Islamophobes

America is a seething hotbed of “Islamophobia,” filled with ignorant racist rubes who irrationally fear the benign Muslim religion, according to the Obama administration’s lead investigator into the Benghazi atrocities.

So said former Ambassador Thomas R. Pickering in more polished, diplomatic language during an Oct. 23 panel discussion at the National Cathedral in Washington, D.C[...]

Pickering’s pontifications came two and a half weeks after Secretary of State Hillary Clinton named him to head a State Department “Accountability Review Board”.

Just thought I would throw that out there.

"What difference does it make"?~Hillary Rodham Clinton

"The future doesn't belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam"~Barack Ohama

"Benghazi happened a long time ago"~Jay Carney

By Stable Hand at 12:47 PM | Comments |

May 04, 2013

Occupy Portland Worships Golden Bull On May Day

Warning, eye bleach may be needed:

By Stable Hand at 09:12 PM | Comments |

Bleg

No, not for money, help identifying this military ribbon. Army or Navy, should be WWII era.

775.jpg

Thanks!

By Vinnie at 05:30 PM | Comments |

April 30, 2013

Porn & Jihad: 'Brother Alyas' On Internet Porn Addiction

jihadigent.jpg

He failed to mention terrorist frequent porn sites to post their jihadi videos, I guess he forgot that porn was found on now dead bin Laden's computer.

Ooops.

Via lover of now dead terrorist, Anwar al-Awlaki.

We hate porn except for jihad:

Viewers Discretion is Advised! - Due to the Nature of this Topic this lecture is Not Suitable for Young Viewers *except* for the Jawa Report readers because they like boobies. The staggering size of the pornography industry, its influence upon the media and the acceleration of technology, paired with the accessibility, anonymity, and affordability of porn all contribute to its increasing impact.

A wave of porn plague sweeps throughout the world affecting people from all walks of life creating havoc to almost everyone who sees it, with over 75 million porn addicts worldwide and growing fast, it has also reached the Muslim world. Porn Addiction has destroyed family's and society's. Not only is porn addiction a health issue, New research shows that porn has a devastating effect on the brain *especially the beheading videos and nasheeds.[More]

The.end.

*I may have quoted the bitch wrong.

By Stable Hand at 09:46 AM | Comments |

April 19, 2013

Let The Mocking Begin!

642.jpg

643.jpg

644.jpg

By Vinnie at 08:42 PM | Comments |

April 18, 2013

Ch-ch-changes

The Contact page has been updated with email address to those of us who actually post at least once every six months. You won't find Howie's email though. The midget porn ads were too seducing. Bye Howie, and invest in Trojan stock. Those midgets are prone to STDs.

You're welcome to post tips and, well, anything you want on the official Jawa Report Facebook page.

Yes, Greyrooster, that includes you. Banning you from one site has become boring, so we want to ban you from multiple sites!

By Vinnie at 11:44 PM | Comments |

April 17, 2013

ICYMI

The official Jawa Report Facebook page.

Thanks to all who have liked so far.

And yes, I know, you don't do Facebook. We got it. :-P

The Facebook page link will now be permanently enshrined up in the "Contacts" page.

By Vinnie at 06:25 PM | Comments |

April 15, 2013

Some Levity On A Dark Day

For those of you collecting Grumpy Cat memes.

 photo a893b280-848c-482b-87ef-43c714a95fb1_zps23f2b1b7.jpg

By Vinnie at 10:14 PM | Comments |

April 11, 2013

Once Upon A Time

We had this.

Oh, the libtards yelled and screamed, and Dice still packed Madison Square Garden.

Ah, well.

By Vinnie at 11:48 PM | Comments |

April 10, 2013

This Is What You Get When You Leave The Keys To The Blog Lying Around

Rusty is gone for awhile, and he left one order. No bad ghey pr0n

He said nothing about homonecrophelia

Damn, I miss Sam Kinison. Him, Dangerfield, and Dice are the unholy trinity of non political correctness.

By Vinnie at 11:38 PM | Comments |