February 10, 2012
Anonymous Is Behind On Their Bible Study
I'm sure the nation that has endured enslavement under the Pharaohs, wandering in the desert for 40 years, thousands of years of persecution under various empires, and ultimately the Holocaust is really worried about a few somewhat computer literate morons.
I have one word for you, (not so) Anonymous. It's "Mossad."
Thanks to Brian of London
February 09, 2012
George Lucas, We're Not Stupid
No matter what you say, no matter how badly you screw up your own movies, those of who were there in the theater during that glorious year of 1977 know that HAN F*CKING SHOT FIRST!
January 25, 2012
Where's Howie?
In the lead, duh. His BoobieVision is second to none.

Yeah, yeah, I know this image has been around. Sort of like Dmartyr, but without all those messy child support lawsuits.
January 21, 2012
Irony Of Ironies
Dennis Haysbert, the liberal actor who ironically portrayed the non liberal President Palmer on the non liberal show "24" starring the liberal Keifer Sutherland who killed many Muslim terrorists shows up on.... a jihadist blog.

Sorry for no link to the actual site, maybe in the future.
January 19, 2012
Gingrich Dismantles CNN's John King At Tonight's Debate
If you've heard or read about this elsewhere and are not sure what people are talking about, here you go.
I'm not as in the tank for Newt as my co-bloggers (I'm in the tank for anyone but Obummer), but damn, he sure can eviscerate the clods in the MSM with relative ease, can't he?
I Don't Think That Mario Puzo Would Have Written A Book About Today's Gangsters
The Corleone Family, criminal genius. These guys, not so much.
The gang members, ages 15 to 21, bragged about the shootings on the social media sites Twitter, Facebook and YouTube, he said.
Don't get me wrong, and take this snark for what it's worth. I don't draw a distinction between Mafia scumbags and any other criminal scumbags. But at least the mafia had the brains to come up with the concept of omerta.
You know, where you didn't talk.
January 13, 2012
Howie's Mojo Tightens Its Grip On The Interwebs
He's invaded Glenn Beck's The Blaze. Which is good, 'cause that site could use some invading.

January 09, 2012
News You Can Snooze To
Todd Palin endorses Newt Gingrich.
I'm not seeing the big deal here. If it were Sarah, yes. Todd? Not so much. Maybe it pulls weight with the Alaska Snowmachine Association (is there one?) or something.
January 07, 2012
It's Howie Magic
Has anyone noticed this ad in the left sidebar? I think Howie has mastered the dark art of boobie juju. Well played sir, well played.

And as far as I'm concerned, those are two foods you should ALWAYS eat.
Update: Howie, you magnificent bastard, I refreshed the page and this showed up:

Definitely two foods you should eat!
Overnight King
There can be only one.
By the way, I have the 45 rpm on the Sun label. You know, the first record Elvis ever recorded and sold. If you're interested in making an offer.
Nah, just kidding, keeping it in the family.
January 06, 2012
45 Pages Of Pure Awesome
Can be seen here. This is just an appetizer:

January 02, 2012
Bo Knows Twitter
It's a just cause. Help Rush Limbaugh's famous call screener Bo Snerdley get to 3,000 followers.
Do it, or a fatwa will be forthcoming. Or something. Unless you're not on Twitter. Then we have nothing to talk about.
December 30, 2011
Where's Rusty?
90 miles northwest of Las Vegas, searching for the elusive gold bikini.
December 27, 2011
And There Was Much Rejoicing
Please follow Light Bulb head Kerry and get out of my state. kthxbai.
December 25, 2011
Merry Christmas From The Jawa Report

Now the birth of Jesus Christ took place in this way. When his mother Mary had been betrothed to Joseph, before they came together she was found to be with child from the Holy Spirit. And her husband Joseph, being a just man and unwilling to put her to shame, resolved to divorce her quietly. But as he considered these things, behold, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream, saying, “Joseph, son of David, do not fear to take Mary as your wife, for that which is conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit. She will bear a son, and you shall call his name Jesus, for he will save his people from their sins.” All this took place to fulfill what the Lord had spoken by the prophet:“Behold, the virgin shall conceive and bear a son, and they shall call his name Immanuel".
(Matthew 1:18-23 ESV)
December 23, 2011
Welcome To Another Episode Of #Occupy FAIL

I'm tempted to go occupy something just so these idiots can't embarrass my home town any further.
December 21, 2011
The Upside To The Repeal Of Don't Ask Don't Tell
GOOD GAY!
Thanks to Reb.
Where's Howie?
Playing this on continuous loop.
The song may be familiar, but this is an updated version.
Wherein My High School Crush Validates My Undying Affection For Her
80's super hottie Maria Conchita Alonso calls a spade a spade.
December 18, 2011
Kim Jong Il Dead Michael Moore, Noam Chomsky Hardest Hit
I wonder if Obummer will send Joe Biteme to the funeral as a measure of respect.
At least Kim Jong Il won't be...
... he'll be happy with his friends in Hell.
Update Even in death, he'll still insult you. Put yours in the comments if you wish.
December 17, 2011
Say A Prayer For Veena Malik
Smoking hot Muslim model is reported to have gone missing.
Let's hope she's in hiding, and the Religion of Perpetual Outrage hasn't gotten to her. And if they have, maybe it's time to nuke Pakistan up into the stone age.
Update By DMartyr: She is safe.
December 12, 2011
The Only True Conservative Who Can Beat Obama
That's right...

The official start of Anteater for President 2012.
December 09, 2011
Praise the Lord and pass the popcorn
We have some red on red entertainment.

December 07, 2011
Never Forget

Oops, didn't see Howie's from this morning. Rusty doesn't pay me enough to get up that early!
The Trials And Tribulations Of The 1%
A story that will surely break the hearts of the 99%
"A Bunch Of Self Entitled Fucking Monsters"
ZIGGY ZOGGY ZIGGY ZOGGY OY OY OY!
November 29, 2011
Where's Howie Now?
Getting sued by bisexual soccer players.
November 23, 2011
Where's .... Everyone?
Stocking up on MREs, bug out bags, and ammo. Lots and lots of ammo.
I just read Revelations and Daniel, and according to my calculations the Zombie apocalypse starts next Friday at 3 pm, CST.
November 22, 2011
Overnight Indie Conservative Jams
If you like that, get more here. There's some... fun with #Occupy there too.
November 21, 2011
NY Jihadi Jose Pimentel, aka Mujahidfisabillilah, Busted
We've been waiting a very long time for this. We have so much on this dude that I'm not sure where to start except to note that we've been following Jose Pimentel for some time and he's one of those hip-hop wannabe type Jihadis.
That, and it took me oh about 15 seconds tracked the bastage down when we first really started looking hard at him back in July.

News is starting to leak about the arrest this weekend of a New York City man who planned to bomb police and military facilities. The NY Post reports:Here is a .pdf of the complaint against Jose Pimentel.The NYPD and Manhattan DA’s office have arrested a terror suspect who was planning to bomb city police facilities and US military sites, where he plotted to target returning war personnel and the families who gathered to welcome them home, The Post has learned.The suspect, who lives in Manhattan, was arrested after he actually purchased bomb-making materials, sources said. He’d been on the authorities’ radar for about a year, the sources said.
It wasn’t immediately clear exactly where he planned to attack.
We can report here exclusively at PJM that the man arrested is Jose Pimentel of Harlem. On his Facebook page he describes himself as:
I am a Muslim convert from the Dominican Republic looking for other muslims living in the US specially in New York City to share a brotherhood with and to help each other stay firm on the religion. Also looking for anyone that wishes to learn more about Islam and other religions.
Jose was a prolific terrorist blogger and familiar face around the Revolution Muslim and Islam Policy websites. He shares a blog called http://www.kalamullah.com/ who's donations tracked back to Islam4UK and Islampolicy members.
His Youtube channel is here http://www.youtube.com/user/mujahidfisabillilah1.
Here are just a few of his websites.
http://www.trueislam1.com/
http://www.thefewtheproudthemujahideen.blogspot.com
http://allahsservants.blogspot.com
http://steedsofwar.blogspot.com
Oh and Jose, watch the cornhole Akhi!
Update: Reading CNN's description of this guy as a Lone Wolf is laughable. This person is a widely known highly networked individual who was a very active al-Qaeda propagandist in the online Jihadi community.
UpdateII: A note the our friend Jihadi Princess: You can wipe the websites clean all you want. Its too late.
Image credit Yahoo which has more including pics of Jose making his bomb in his mommy's kitchen, just like his bro Samir Khan instructed him to.
November 19, 2011
THAT'S A FACT JACK!!!
What kind of training? HAQQANI NETWORK TRAINING SIR!!!
Don't forget that Siraj Haqqani, pious Muslim, is still the Godfather of Porn in Pakistan.











