March 03, 2015
If You Live In The Washington, D.C. Area
There will be a Support the Kurds rally in front of the White House on May 23rd. More details as I get them.
March 02, 2015
Jawas, You know what to do (Update: Slave Market Closed)
Islamic State of Losers are selling Yazidi girls on the internet. I'm not linking the site.
DNS to complain to: ABUSE@ENOM.COM or @enom.
Domain Name: YAZIDIGIRLS.COM
Registry Domain ID: 1902799839_DOMAIN_COM-VRSN
Registrar WHOIS Server: WHOIS.ENOM.COM
Registrar URL: WWW.ENOM.COM
Update Date: 2015-02-14T03:00:10.00Z
Creation Date: 2015-02-14T03:00:00.00Z
Registrar Registration Expiration Date: 2016-02-14T03:00:00.00Z
Registrar: ENOM, INC.
Registrar IANA ID: 48
Registrar Abuse Contact Email: ABUSE@ENOM.COM
The website was only for use in nations were human trafficking is legal. That would be like nowhere except Islamic State.
Now its nowhere.
December 23, 2014
Proud Papa Update
My boy passed the test for the Navy's nuclear program. He's aiming for Reactor Engineer.
August 01, 2014
Ebola? Seriously? Why The Freak Out
Let's put this into perspective, Hanta virus has been killing Americans for years. As you read this, there are thousands of things out there trying to kill you.
For fuck's sake. Get a grip. You're going to die anyway.
I leave you with this quote:
"You're going to die a horrible death, remember. It's all good training, and you'll enjoy it more if you keep the facts in mind.
Take your dying with some seriousness, however. Laughing on the way to your execution it not generally understood by less advanced lifeforms, and they'll call you crazy."
- Richard Bach, "Illusions"
July 31, 2014
We're far from perfect, but, even so, we're light years ahead of that barbaric 7th century savagery you barely escaped from.
Many prayers for you and your family.
BTW, if you're worried about being sent back, just fly to Mexico City, board a train north, and you'll be set.
Okay that was a little much. But, seriously, welcome.
July 29, 2014
An Open Post To A Raging Butt Snuggling Anal Wart
You, bitch, are a fucking disgrace.
You're a dick. A fuckhole. A rampaging douche. Twatwaffle. Simpering shitnozzle. Bottom feeding parasitic shit eating bag of ooze.
Want defamation? You claiming you were a SEAL. You never were. Liar.
Oh, sorry, was that defamation? Sue me, won't change the fact you still got your ass kicked. By a real American hero.
BTW, when will you sue yourself for defamation of character?
July 27, 2014
Waiting for Rusty to come and play with him.
July 22, 2014
Storm Saxon's Kittehs
I promised. Here are SSGB's kittehs. Below the fold. Cuz you may die of teh cute.
July 21, 2014
I declare a blogwar!
Hot Air? Dead!
The Blaze? Dead!
American Thinker? Wait? Who?
July 04, 2014
A Republic, If You Can Keep It *Sticky*
And if someone tells you to have a safe Fourth of July, throat punch them. If you have need of our services, don't bother. We're all shitfaced and trying blow ourselves up!
Except for Rusty. Wuss.
If you need a NSFW warning get your lame ass back to Cuba, you fucking hippie.
June 06, 2014
70 Years *Sticky, Scroll for newer posts*
"It is foolish and wrong to mourn those who have died, rather, we should thank God that such men lived". -- General George Patton.
May 31, 2014
Yes, Let's Trade Five Terrorists For The Guy Who Deserted His Post
Phew. Glad THAT'S over. I'm so happy to know that we are now officially negotiating with terrorists to get someone who willingly walked away from his post returned. And he'll get an undeserved hero's welcome, rather than the court-martial he deserves.
But hey, look who raised him. Here's a recent tweet from his dear old dad.
@ABalkhi I am still working to free all Guantanamo prisoners. God will repay for the death of every Afghan child, ameen!— Robert Bergdahl (@bobbergdahl) May 28, 2014
Yeah, welcome home.
April 17, 2014
Today We Laid To Rest A Hero
My father-in-law. Saw combat in Korea defending the Pusan Perimeter. Supported the troops in Vietnam while doing two tours in Thailand loading bombs on planes. He was an Air Force lifer, retired with full pension.
He taught me how to hunt deer. He taught me pretty much everything I knew about firearms. His job in the USAF was weapons. Yet he thought the 2nd Amendment applied to hunting rifles.
So he was also a staunch Democrat. The kind I look at and go "you voted for Obama"?
I don't care, I will always love and miss him.
Below the fold is my son's eulogy to him.
February 04, 2014
Twitter Users, Now Is The Time To RT
January 29, 2014
Notorious Hate Corporation Doubles Down On Its Hate By Attempting To Murder Stranded Motorists With Its Fat Fat Fatty Death Meals
The Usual Suspects.
Some of the drivers had been stuck in their cars for nearly seven hours without any food or water. So the staff of the Chick-fil-A decided to lend a helping hand.
“We cooked several hundred sandwiches and stood out on both sides of 280 and handed out the sandwiches to anyone we could get to – as long as we had food to give out.”
Dear Lord, this is hatred only equal to Wal Mart.
What's worse, these hypocrites violated their own Christian creed by attempting to get strangers to sleep together! Bastards!
“We opened up our dining room to anyone who wanted to sleep on a bench or a booth,” Audrey told me.
OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!
January 28, 2014
Live Blogging The SOTU
I'm here! I could only get a minute and a half before I was recognized and thrown out but I got this!
January 27, 2014
Congrats To The Lucky Virgins
The US military has launched a missile strike in Somalia targeting a suspected Al Shabaab militant leader.
Yay us. We should have nuked that hellhole in 1993.
January 15, 2014
Rusty is busy today so he asked us to post something. Okay, boss, here you go.
BTW, have you seen our Facebook page? It's been awhile since I pimped it.
The Post Wherein I Confess That I Am, After All, A Racist
For you see, recently I've gotten into the long lost habit of having peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch. Usually on Sundays, because I'm more interested in the Packers game than eating.
Little did I know, this rebirth of an old standby lunch would make me a cross burning oppressor of minorities.
“What about Somali or Hispanic students, who might not eat sandwiches?” Gutierrez asked. “Another way would be to say: ‘Americans eat peanut butter and jelly, do you have anything like that?’ Let them tell you. Maybe they eat torta. Or pita.”
…The Tribune noted that the school started the new year with “intensive staff trainings, frequent staff meetings, classroom observations and other initiatives,” to help educators understand their own “white privilege,” in order to “change their teaching practices to boost minority students’ performance.”"Last Wednesday, the first day of the school year for staff, for example, the first item of business for teachers at Scott School was to have a Courageous Conversation — to examine a news article and discuss the ‘white privilege’ it conveys,” the Tribune added.
Last time I checked, we racist sewer dwellers ate tortas. And pitas. And tortillas and pretty much many other different types of foods from all of the races that have come to this country from all over the globe.
So chow down on that quesadilla. Nom on that gyro. Gorge on the fried rice. Hell, chomp on that fried grasshopper while you're at it.
But don't eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you racist bastard.
November 14, 2013
Where's Rusty? Gone Clamming
Good job. For executing the oldest known animal.
November 11, 2013
Veterans Day 2013 *sticky*
I did my Navy time, but I suck compared to this.
Known as the Doolittle Raiders, the 80 men who risked their lives on a World War II bombing mission on Japan after the attack on Pearl Harbor were toasted one last time by their surviving comrades and honored with a Veterans Day weekend of fanfare shared by thousands.
God bless them, and all that served.
October 16, 2013
You went full retard. Assholes. Except for Ted Cruz and that other guy. The rest, fuck you with a cactus.
October 12, 2013
EBT Card System Down. Women, Minorities, Ahnald Hardest Hit
Millions of poor people who just so happen to have smartphones, tablets, and computers hop on the internet to threaten riots and spread misinformation that the EBT outage is due to the shutdown.
Not sure if this is art imitating life, or life imitating art. At any rate, all I have to say is if you want to feed your family without having to worry about EBT outages, try this:
September 30, 2013
How Jawas View The Government Shutdown
No rent, and out the door we went.
September 04, 2013
Shana Tova to all our Jewish readers.
And although I'm not a Jew, I do play one on TV and in Greyrooster's mind.
August 15, 2013
Anjem Choudary Rejects Islam, Embraces Atheism
I read it on the internet, it must be true.
Seriously, well done, Jester, well done.
June 26, 2013
In Other News
While we're all distracted by the Supreme Court DOMA decision and Paula Deen news (yes, I'm guilty) let's not forget that Obummer is cutting our military strength.
I will still sleep well knowing that if they live in the right state, Rusty and Howie can get married and receive full federal benefits.
The Strange Case Of Paula Deen
In court testimony, she admitted to uttering a racial slur. 30 years ago. Now she's been fired by the Food Network and Wal Mart has severed ties with her, among others. What I can't understand is why? She's a faithful liberal Democrat who loves the Obamas.
Virulent fake racist Paula Deen with real virulent racist Michelle Obama
So why are her fellow travelers throwing her under the bus? My own theory? She's a white southerner who has a southern accent and makes food that the left thinks is unhealthy.
I bet Paula Deen goes Republican next election. After all, a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged and sees the light.
June 04, 2013
Sooper Mexican: Surprise Scandalpalooza Special Prosecutor
Finally after weeks of stonewalling, the Obama administration has decided to name a special prosecutor to investigate all the 57 scandals involved in Scandalpalooza. When the first pop star president suggested they do something "hip" like allow the interwebz and twitter choose who it is, American Idol style, calamity struck!!!Ha!
Thus we bring you, Samuel L. Jackson... Special Investigator!!!
[uncensored version available if there's enough public clamor for it!]
June 03, 2013
Progressive Twitter Twit The1AmberDawn Who Wanted To 'Take Out' Concealed Carry People In Chicago..Vanished!
All that's left of he/she/it is a Google cache
It's not nice to tell people you will take their concealed carry away and shove it up their ass and pull the trigger.
AND I MEAN ANYONE, and I have no reason to believe they are police, I'm shoving that weapon up their ass and pulling the fucking trigger!— Amber Dawn (@The1AmberDawn) June 1, 2013
June 01, 2013
RIP Jean Stapleton
Another star in a show that couldn't be made today has passed at the age of 90.
May 29, 2013
I, Ikhwan (Muslim Brotherhood), Will Survive
Googlish: Ikhwan Survive -- Against the legitimate! # Liars song:
Well, they don't like negative press either: Egyptian editor fined for libeling Brotherhood's El-Erian
May 28, 2013
People Sign "Thank You" Card to IRS for Targeting Conservatives
Bronco Bama's fan club.
May 27, 2013
"Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends." John 15:13
This post is sticky for Memorial Day. Scroll down for newer.
May 17, 2013
Video: Pali's History of Violence (aka Terrorism)
As an aside, let's not forget about a Los Angeles newspaper, the LA Times, refusal to release the tape of the Obama's honoring Rashid Khalidi, a Pali terrorist. Andrew Breitbart offered a award in 2012 of $1000,000 for the tape.. It has not been released.
Just thought I would throw that out there.
Update: Oops, Howie already posted on this below but heh I added Bronco Bama so I deserve the fatwa, no?
Or, we both do or something.
May 14, 2013
IRS Asked For Reading List Of TEA Party Group
So the group sent a copy of The Constitution.
May 12, 2013
Another Non Monetary Bleg
Anyone know how to get rid of the amsecure (dot) exe virus on a Windows 8 machine? I've Googled it to death but most of what I've found looks like more malware. My email is in the Contacts page linked ^^^ up there. Thanks in advance.
Problem solved. You may resume watching your midget porn.