The Post Wherein I Confess That I Am, After All, A Racist
For you see, recently I've gotten into the long lost habit of having peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch. Usually on Sundays, because I'm more interested in the Packers game than eating.
Little did I know, this rebirth of an old standby lunch would make me a cross burning oppressor of minorities.
“What about Somali or Hispanic students, who might not eat sandwiches?” Gutierrez asked. “Another way would be to say: ‘Americans eat peanut butter and jelly, do you have anything like that?’ Let them tell you. Maybe they eat torta. Or pita.”
…The Tribune noted that the school started the new year with “intensive staff trainings, frequent staff meetings, classroom observations and other initiatives,” to help educators understand their own “white privilege,” in order to “change their teaching practices to boost minority students’ performance.”"Last Wednesday, the first day of the school year for staff, for example, the first item of business for teachers at Scott School was to have a Courageous Conversation — to examine a news article and discuss the ‘white privilege’ it conveys,” the Tribune added.
Last time I checked, we racist sewer dwellers ate tortas. And pitas. And tortillas and pretty much many other different types of foods from all of the races that have come to this country from all over the globe.
So chow down on that quesadilla. Nom on that gyro. Gorge on the fried rice. Hell, chomp on that fried grasshopper while you're at it.
But don't eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you racist bastard.
November 14, 2013
Where's Rusty? Gone Clamming
Good job. For executing the oldest known animal.
November 11, 2013
Veterans Day 2013 *sticky*
I did my Navy time, but I suck compared to this.
Known as the Doolittle Raiders, the 80 men who risked their lives on a World War II bombing mission on Japan after the attack on Pearl Harbor were toasted one last time by their surviving comrades and honored with a Veterans Day weekend of fanfare shared by thousands.
God bless them, and all that served.
October 16, 2013
You went full retard. Assholes. Except for Ted Cruz and that other guy. The rest, fuck you with a cactus.
October 12, 2013
EBT Card System Down. Women, Minorities, Ahnald Hardest Hit
Millions of poor people who just so happen to have smartphones, tablets, and computers hop on the internet to threaten riots and spread misinformation that the EBT outage is due to the shutdown.
Not sure if this is art imitating life, or life imitating art. At any rate, all I have to say is if you want to feed your family without having to worry about EBT outages, try this:
September 30, 2013
How Jawas View The Government Shutdown
No rent, and out the door we went.
September 04, 2013
Shana Tova to all our Jewish readers.
And although I'm not a Jew, I do play one on TV and in Greyrooster's mind.
August 15, 2013
Anjem Choudary Rejects Islam, Embraces Atheism
I read it on the internet, it must be true.
Seriously, well done, Jester, well done.
June 26, 2013
In Other News
While we're all distracted by the Supreme Court DOMA decision and Paula Deen news (yes, I'm guilty) let's not forget that Obummer is cutting our military strength.
I will still sleep well knowing that if they live in the right state, Rusty and Howie can get married and receive full federal benefits.
The Strange Case Of Paula Deen
In court testimony, she admitted to uttering a racial slur. 30 years ago. Now she's been fired by the Food Network and Wal Mart has severed ties with her, among others. What I can't understand is why? She's a faithful liberal Democrat who loves the Obamas.
Virulent fake racist Paula Deen with real virulent racist Michelle Obama
So why are her fellow travelers throwing her under the bus? My own theory? She's a white southerner who has a southern accent and makes food that the left thinks is unhealthy.
I bet Paula Deen goes Republican next election. After all, a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged and sees the light.
June 04, 2013
Sooper Mexican: Surprise Scandalpalooza Special Prosecutor
Finally after weeks of stonewalling, the Obama administration has decided to name a special prosecutor to investigate all the 57 scandals involved in Scandalpalooza. When the first pop star president suggested they do something "hip" like allow the interwebz and twitter choose who it is, American Idol style, calamity struck!!!Ha!
Thus we bring you, Samuel L. Jackson... Special Investigator!!!
[uncensored version available if there's enough public clamor for it!]
June 03, 2013
Progressive Twitter Twit The1AmberDawn Who Wanted To 'Take Out' Concealed Carry People In Chicago..Vanished!
All that's left of he/she/it is a Google cache
It's not nice to tell people you will take their concealed carry away and shove it up their ass and pull the trigger.
AND I MEAN ANYONE, and I have no reason to believe they are police, I'm shoving that weapon up their ass and pulling the fucking trigger!— Amber Dawn (@The1AmberDawn) June 1, 2013
June 01, 2013
RIP Jean Stapleton
Another star in a show that couldn't be made today has passed at the age of 90.
May 29, 2013
I, Ikhwan (Muslim Brotherhood), Will Survive
Googlish: Ikhwan Survive -- Against the legitimate! # Liars song:
Well, they don't like negative press either: Egyptian editor fined for libeling Brotherhood's El-Erian
May 28, 2013
People Sign "Thank You" Card to IRS for Targeting Conservatives
Bronco Bama's fan club.
May 27, 2013
"Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends." John 15:13
This post is sticky for Memorial Day. Scroll down for newer.
May 17, 2013
Video: Pali's History of Violence (aka Terrorism)
As an aside, let's not forget about a Los Angeles newspaper, the LA Times, refusal to release the tape of the Obama's honoring Rashid Khalidi, a Pali terrorist. Andrew Breitbart offered a award in 2012 of $1000,000 for the tape.. It has not been released.
Just thought I would throw that out there.
Update: Oops, Howie already posted on this below but heh I added Bronco Bama so I deserve the fatwa, no?
Or, we both do or something.
May 14, 2013
IRS Asked For Reading List Of TEA Party Group
So the group sent a copy of The Constitution.
May 12, 2013
Another Non Monetary Bleg
Anyone know how to get rid of the amsecure (dot) exe virus on a Windows 8 machine? I've Googled it to death but most of what I've found looks like more malware. My email is in the Contacts page linked ^^^ up there. Thanks in advance.
Problem solved. You may resume watching your midget porn.
May 10, 2013
We Knew It All Along
Nah, that's actually a solar eclipse pic from these folks.
May 09, 2013
Senator Ted Cruz To Obama: Heh, Heard You're Coming To Texas Today
May 05, 2013
Rep Issa On Face The Nation Discussing Benghazi 'Talking Points'..
As a reminder, and to those who haven't read this before, former Ambassador Pickering, who was on the State Departments initial 'accountability' review board, previously has called Americans racist and Islamophobes
America is a seething hotbed of “Islamophobia,” filled with ignorant racist rubes who irrationally fear the benign Muslim religion, according to the Obama administration’s lead investigator into the Benghazi atrocities.Just thought I would throw that out there.
So said former Ambassador Thomas R. Pickering in more polished, diplomatic language during an Oct. 23 panel discussion at the National Cathedral in Washington, D.C[...]
Pickering’s pontifications came two and a half weeks after Secretary of State Hillary Clinton named him to head a State Department “Accountability Review Board”.
"What difference does it make"?~Hillary Rodham Clinton
"Benghazi happened a long time ago"~Jay Carney
May 04, 2013
Occupy Portland Worships Golden Bull On May Day
Warning, eye bleach may be needed:
No, not for money, help identifying this military ribbon. Army or Navy, should be WWII era.
April 30, 2013
Porn & Jihad: 'Brother Alyas' On Internet Porn Addiction
He failed to mention terrorist frequent porn sites to post their jihadi videos, I guess he forgot that porn was found on now dead bin Laden's computer.
Via lover of now dead terrorist, Anwar al-Awlaki.
Viewers Discretion is Advised! - Due to the Nature of this Topic this lecture is Not Suitable for Young Viewers *except* for the Jawa Report readers because they like boobies. The staggering size of the pornography industry, its influence upon the media and the acceleration of technology, paired with the accessibility, anonymity, and affordability of porn all contribute to its increasing impact.The.end.
A wave of porn plague sweeps throughout the world affecting people from all walks of life creating havoc to almost everyone who sees it, with over 75 million porn addicts worldwide and growing fast, it has also reached the Muslim world. Porn Addiction has destroyed family's and society's. Not only is porn addiction a health issue, New research shows that porn has a devastating effect on the brain *especially the beheading videos and nasheeds.[More]
*I may have quoted the bitch wrong.
April 18, 2013
The Contact page has been updated with email address to those of us who actually post at least once every six months. You won't find Howie's email though. The midget porn ads were too seducing. Bye Howie, and invest in Trojan stock. Those midgets are prone to STDs.
You're welcome to post tips and, well, anything you want on the official Jawa Report Facebook page.
Yes, Greyrooster, that includes you. Banning you from one site has become boring, so we want to ban you from multiple sites!
April 17, 2013
Thanks to all who have liked so far.
And yes, I know, you don't do Facebook. We got it. :-P
The Facebook page link will now be permanently enshrined up in the "Contacts" page.
April 15, 2013
Some Levity On A Dark Day
For those of you collecting Grumpy Cat memes.
April 11, 2013
Once Upon A Time
We had this.
Oh, the libtards yelled and screamed, and Dice still packed Madison Square Garden.
April 10, 2013
This Is What You Get When You Leave The Keys To The Blog Lying Around
Rusty is gone for awhile, and he left one order. No bad ghey pr0n
He said nothing about homonecrophelia
Damn, I miss Sam Kinison. Him, Dangerfield, and Dice are the unholy trinity of non political correctness.
April 09, 2013
Attention Reader "occam"
In 2011, a left-wing and anti-Thatcher British newspaper, the Guardian, tried to smear Palin by writing a fictitious story, with an anonymous quote, about how Thatcher supposedly snubbed Palin for a meeting that had never even been scheduled, as both camps immediately confirmed. The British newspaper also claimed Thatcher called Palin "nuts." Rebecca Mansour, a longtime Palin advisor who would have knowledge of all of Palin's scheduled meetings, told Breitbart News that Palin never had the chance to meet Thatcher.
"Mrs. Thatcher made clear to us through her staff that there was an open invitation to meet, of course, contingent on Mrs. Thatcher's health, and this was reported in the British media," Mansour told Breitbart News. "Unfortunately, Governor Palin did not have the opportunity to travel to the UK, and she along with grateful people and nations across the globe morn Mrs. Thatcher's loss."
Ah, well, maybe some day you'll figure out we don't like terrorists, even if they're Irish.
Breaking: Trader Joe's Now Worlds Largest Retailer And Employer
And it was all thanks to the Occupy movement.
March 29, 2013
Happy Good Friday / Passover **Sticky**
For our Jewish friends, Chag Pesach Sameach. For we Christians, it is the day we commemorate the death of our Lord, the Supreme Passover Lamb.
And it was the preparation of the passover, and about the sixth hour: and he saith unto the Jews, Behold your King! But they cried out, Away with him, away with him, crucify him. Pilate saith unto them, Shall I crucify your King? The chief priests answered, We have no king but Caesar. Then delivered he him therefore unto them to be crucified. And they took Jesus, and led him away.
And he bearing his cross went forth into a place called the place of a skull, which is called in the Hebrew Golgotha: Where they crucified him, and two other with him, on either side one, and Jesus in the midst. And Pilate wrote a title, and put it on the cross. And the writing was JESUS OF NAZARETH THE KING OF THE JEWS.
This title then read many of the Jews: for the place where Jesus was crucified was nigh to the city: and it was written in Hebrew, and Greek, and Latin. Then said the chief priests of the Jews to Pilate, Write not, The King of the Jews; but that he said, I am King of the Jews. Pilate answered, What I have written I have written.
Then the soldiers, when they had crucified Jesus, took his garments, and made four parts, to every soldier a part; and also his coat: now the coat was without seam, woven from the top throughout.
They said therefore among themselves, Let us not rend it, but cast lots for it, whose it shall be: that the scripture might be fulfilled, which saith, They parted my raiment among them, and for my vesture they did cast lots. These things therefore the soldiers did.
Now there stood by the cross of Jesus his mother, and his mother's sister, Mary the wife of Cleophas, and Mary Magdalene.
When Jesus therefore saw his mother, and the disciple standing by, whom he loved, he saith unto his mother, Woman, behold thy son!
Then saith he to the disciple, Behold thy mother! And from that hour that disciple took her unto his own home.
After this, Jesus knowing that all things were now accomplished, that the scripture might be fulfilled, saith, I thirst.
Now there was set a vessel full of vinegar: and they filled a sponge with vinegar, and put it upon hyssop, and put it to his mouth.
When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, It is finished: and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost.
Now it was the day of Preparation, and the next day was to be a special Sabbath. Because the Jewish leaders did not want the bodies left on the crosses during the Sabbath, they asked Pilate to have the legs broken and the bodies taken down. The soldiers therefore came and broke the legs of the first man who had been crucified with Jesus, and then those of the other.
But when they came to Jesus and found that he was already dead, they did not break his legs. Instead, one of the soldiers pierced Jesus’ side with a spear, bringing a sudden flow of blood and water.
The man who saw it has given testimony, and his testimony is true. He knows that he tells the truth, and he testifies so that you also may believe.
These things happened so that the scripture would be fulfilled: “Not one of his bones will be broken,” and, as another scripture says, “They will look on the one they have pierced.”
Later, Joseph of Arimathea asked Pilate for the body of Jesus. Now Joseph was a disciple of Jesus, but secretly because he feared the Jewish leaders. With Pilate’s permission, he came and took the body away. He was accompanied by Nicodemus, the man who earlier had visited Jesus at night. Nicodemus brought a mixture of myrrh and aloes, about seventy-five pounds. Taking Jesus’ body, the two of them wrapped it, with the spices, in strips of linen. This was in accordance with Jewish burial customs.
At the place where Jesus was crucified, there was a garden, and in the garden a new tomb, in which no one had ever been laid. Because it was the Jewish day of Preparation and since the tomb was nearby, they laid Jesus there.
Planned Parenthood Finally Tells The Truth
Not much shocks me anymore, but this woman had me watching with my mouth hanging open saying "wut?"
March 28, 2013
The Talking Ass
Oh, and if you missed it, the eBay auction I posted about is gone. Not sure if the seller took it down or eBay did.