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I'm going to dispense with the niceties, folks.
I got nothing to say, Nada. Zip. Nichevo. Zilch. As a
matter of fact, writing complete sentences is becoming a chore. It's not
so much the subjects as it is the predicates. I mean, have you been to the
Puppy Blender lately? It's "hey" this and '"indeed" that. Yup, not
much by way content there. It's not the writing that gets you the
big-ass-crazy blog money. It's the links. And the hits. And
the links.So, I'm calling it quits.
The idea to write an occasional geeky story about nanobots and shark-lazer beams
seemed like a good way to pimp the blog in the past, but let's face it, I don't
need the extra work load. I mean, check out my blogads. I'm scoring,
like, $15k a month there alone. And for what? Links, and the
occasional upskirt shot of babes around campus. I call it livin the dream,
bitches!
So, this will be my last TCS piece.
I'm still going to hang on to
GlennReynolds.com. Why? I know it's MSNBC, but let's face it, I
love to see my ginormous head on the boob tube almost as much as I love to see
the big boobs of protester babes in tube tops. Speaking of,
Michael Totten should have some pics up
soon. Indeed. So, the whole thing about having MSNBC host my
site is really just an in so I can score a kewl interview with Chris Matthews
and maybe bring some Chile-Lime Fritos back home from the Green Room back to the
Instawife.
So, screw it. I'm livin large as it
is. And on top of that people keep
donating money.
Nice. As a libertarian I'm into hookers. And weed. I can
pretty much keep the Instawife off my back with the $15k. All the
rest pretty much feeds my enormous habits. Plus, I know a good lawyer.
Me!
That's right, on top of the loads of green
shit people keep forking over to me I actually have a day job. And it's
not taking upskirt photos of hot young coeds. No. I'm a law professor.
Bitches!
So excuse me. I'm audi. I got this big bowl of chronic waiting to
get fired up and a couple of twins calling me from the sauna. Peace out.
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