January 02, 2019

Sandcrawler Milestones: New Horizons Sets Records For Most Distant Dick Pic Ever

You spend billions of dollars and travel billions of miles to discover that there's a giant pink dick in space.

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You can't say God doesn't have a sense of humor.

Update: Don't choke your chicken!

You'll go blind kid.

By Howie at 09:11 AM | Comments |