November 08, 2018

John Hawkins H8er Extraordinaire

Its posts like this that make life worth living.

The Top 7 Reasons You Should Hate Babies
He's obviously not running for office. So here's #6
They’re dumb

A baby will eat poison, pull a TV over on himself, and take a dog treat off the floor and put it in his mouth. They’re like dogs, but not as smart. At least you can teach dogs a trick. They can fetch, roll over and sit. Try a comparison. Ask your dog to sit and then ask your baby to sit. The dog will be sitting there waiting for a treat while the baby will look at you with dull, uncomprehending eyes because he’s an idiot.

Well it was nice following John's blogging and social media and stuff, the thought police I'm sure will be along soon.

By Howie at 09:24 AM | Comments |