October 07, 2018

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Ultraloser Edition (Update: Fatwas Issued)

Jordans going to jail! Jordan's going to Jail!

Jordan Hunt, 26, turned himself in to police Saturday.

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Police allege that Hunt approached a group of anti-abortion protesters on Sunday, Sept. 30 at about 2:30 p.m. in the area of Keele Street and Bloor Street West and began to scribble on their signs and clothing with a marker.

When he was confronted by one of the protesters, Hunt kicked her in the shoulder, knocking the phone from her hand, police said.

In that incident, Hunt has been charged with eight counts of assault and seven counts of mischief under $5,000.

Also it seems this one of Jorday's hobbies. Bonus charge!
On Thursday, Aug. 2 at about 12 p.m., police were called to to the area of Dufferin Street and Dundas Street West for reports of an assault at an anti-abortion rally.

In that incident, Hunt has been charged with one count of assault.

Relentlessly mock Joran in comments, best mockery gets a Fatwa!

OK here we go, the I Will Cut UR Neck Fatwa issued against Bubba for.

He got a purdy mouth.
Unoriginal and stereotypical. just like we like it. But something tells that maybe Jordan doesn't consider that, ur um, an unpleasant prospect.

Ewww. Anyway torm Saxon's Gall Bladder earns the Why U insult Holly Koran? Fatwa for this Haiku thingy, Rusty Digs those but he's a dork.

they never attack men
of robust health,
and there are not enough
karate women out there
In fact I'm so Haiku illiterate I'm not even sure it is one anyway. But it looks kinda like one maybe. So that's enough for me, I don't want to have to think that hard.

By Howie at 08:06 AM | Comments |