December 18, 2017

A Jawa Christmas Story Featuring Abu Hamza America and Baby Jesus

Once upon a time a nasty man named Abu Hamza was extradited to Federal Pound me in the Ass Prison.

Lawyers representing the hook-handed Hamza, who is currently serving a life sentence in a high-security prison, have said that he would return to a British jail "in a second" if he could.

He has complained that the "inhuman and degrading" conditions in the "supermax" prison in Florence, Colorado "breach his human rights". Hamza's lawyers have said he is “hopeful” about his appeal.

Jawa file image of Abu Hamza

Court documents submitted under his real name, Mostafa Kamel Mostafa, detail how his "cell-sized cage" is unsuitable for a double-amputee and that “the stumps in both arms are subject to regular outbreaks of infection, which have been increasing in severity.”

It's a lot harder to fend of prison rape with no hands, on one leg. It makes the one hour of recreation in a cage a lot less fun too, more like one hour of hop time. Hey, at least he gets hop time.

The End.

Thanks to Patrick and to Baby Jesus.

By Howie at 06:37 PM | Comments |