December 14, 2017

Sandcrawler PSA: Alfredo Sauce is Bad Mkay

Can't stop laughing...

Maruna IV, 22, is charged with attempted unlawful sexual contact with a minor, disseminating matter harmful to juveniles, possessing criminal tools, and importuning.

At the time of his arrest, police say Maruna was carrying an iPhone, a MAC book, three zip drives, a bottle of Astroglide lubrication, Vaseline lotion, two bottles of Sprite, and chicken alfredo in a Tupperware container.

Maruna is currently being held in the Mahoning County jail.

Hat Tip: Sonny.

By Howie at 08:43 AM | Comments |