October 09, 2017

Columbus Rocks

So Spain discovered the new world? Funny they keep telling me it was white people, you know, who did all the bad stuff. And now you're telling me the Spanish were the real imperialists?

Who knew?

Anyway thanks Columbus because without you we'd all still be hunting buffalo with no horses, no guns. Ever try to kill a buffalo on foot with just a spear? It sucks.

By Howie at 10:20 AM | Comments |