April 17, 2017

Turkey Votes Expanded Powers to Chancellor Erdogan

The Turkish people have voted for the creation of a Clone Ottoman Empire to counter the threats of the Separatists.

urkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has declared victory in a referendum over a new constitution that will make him far more powerful, potentially for many more years to come. The result, which the opposition is calling fraudulent, promises to make Turkey less democratic, more bitterly divided and more religious than ever.

It comes as no surprise that at the last minute, when the counting showed the "no" vote was threatening the thin lead of the pro-Erdogan "Yes" vote, electoral authorities stepped in to announce they would allow unsealed ballots to be counted, in contravention to the rules.

Darth Khalifisus Chancellor Erdogan was quotes as saying, "Execute order 66".

By Howie at 08:11 AM | Comments |