March 17, 2016

Sandcrawler PSA: Colleges Are Light Saber Free Zones

If light sabers are outlawed, only outlaws will have light sabers.

AST FARMINGDALE, N.Y. - (AP) -- A New York college that went on lockdown over a report of a gun on campus says the weapon turned out to be a light saber.

Students and staff members at Farmingdale State College on Long Island were told to shelter in place Wednesday while police investigated a report that someone was assembling a rifle in a school parking lot.

College spokeswoman Kathryn Coley says the rifle was actually a "Star Wars" toy.

LOL, probably these students will now seek reparations from the Imperial Senate for the trauma, the absolute devastation caused when they realized they were total idiots.

By Howie at 08:19 AM | Comments |