February 14, 2016

ISIS Commander Begins Demonstrating Beheading Techniques; Hilarity Ensues

Even if he is a sadistic bastard, you really gotta love Allah's dark sense of humor...

The troopers waited for the Isis commander to begin showing around 20 recruits how to cut the heads off prisoners.

While he was demonstrating cutting motions using knives, axes and a sword the SAS sniper was given the all-clear to open fire. [...]

"The SAS sniper was using a Dan.338 equipped with a suppressor which reduces the sound and eliminates any flash from the barrel.

"He had to aim off by more than a foot.

"He had assumed it would take at least two shots to kill the commander but the first shot hit him in the back of the head.

"One minute he was standing there and the next his head had exploded.

"The commander remained standing upright for a couple of seconds before collapsing and that's when panic set in.

"We later heard most of the recruits deserted."

I wish I could have seen the recruits' faces just when the head exploded. That would have been priceless.


By DMartyr at 12:12 PM | Comments |