January 04, 2016

Where's Rusty? Sixty Five Dollar Man Edition

Rusty is about to lose his virginity to a hooker with a heart of gold. I always thought those were a myth, but here you go.

A MAN fitted with a bionic penis after his was ripped off in a childhood accident is poised to lose his virginity at the age of 43.

Mohammed Abad will pop his cherry in the next few days with sex worker Charlotte Rose after a dinner date.

I am so honoured that he chose me to take his virginity, she said. We plan to have a dinner date so we can get to know each other and then two hours of private time. Im not charging him.

Good that leaves more crazy blog money for JawaPalooza!

By Howie at 02:24 PM | Comments |