December 23, 2015

Sandcrawler PSA With Bonus Caption Contest: Media Bleeps Schlonged?

As I'm sure you've all heard by now Donald Trump is in trouble for saying that Hillary got boned out of the nomination in 2006.

she was favored to win -- and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost," Trump said, using a vulgar Yiddish word for a man's penis
First let me point out that in this case Mr. Trump used a verbal form Schlonged, which like boned is a euphemism for sex.

Anyway last night the networks were quoting Trump but bleeping schlonged, which was I thought the whole point of saying schlonged rather than saying, you know, the F word. In fact I've never hears schlong bleeped before?

I mean what an obvious betrayal of the media's loyalties to Hillary, slipping it to Trump by adding a bleep to schlonged to make it feel more dirty.

And I seriously doubt what anyone would be offended if the shoe were on the other foot and someone says Trump got screwed out of the Republican nomination. Which at this point absolutely all his opponents, save Cruz, are tryint to do. He's being custerschlonged! (Dibs on clusterschlonged its mine!)

Anyway on to the caption contest, replace the word schlonged in Mr. Trump's quote to use a more acceptable euphemism for taking it up the you know.

Rules: Bonus for Yiddish, Cause we're Zionists and I've already taken, boned, slipped it to, and clusterschlonged.

Fatwas will be issued.

By Howie at 08:17 AM | Comments |