August 23, 2015

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest ISIS BVDs Edition

How humiliating, anyway caption this.


Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

Sorry for the delay and general lack of blogging around here but at the Jawa Rest Home faculty believes its good for them to have activities. So we've really not been free to use the .2 megabit wifi.

The I will Cut UR Neck Fatwa issued against Sound Awake for

I WAS IN THE POOL!!! I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
The Devil Will Do Meetballs From UR Body Fatwa issued against Moe Hamhead for
Tarzan swings, Tarzan falls,
Jihadi Joe hangs on to his meatballs,
Now you know why Tarzan calls,
AHHHAGGGHHH!!
The Devil Will Do Meetballs From Your BodyFatwa issued against 3DogMike for
And Mom TOLD me not to wear dirty underwear....
True dat last one and I'm sure Mommy it was one of Mommy's proudest moments. You know having a son fighting for genocide, rape, heritage rape, murder and thievery, Er I mean mean Islam, no wait Islamic State, whatever. Stop confusing me.

So we Jawas will be back I guess. We're old and tired but we hear Vinnies kids are smuggling us in some real coffee next week when they bring his hoverround.

By Howie at 02:42 PM | Comments |