July 29, 2015

Dear: Chris Christe

Right back at you Lardass!

fictional Christie administration, addressing the nation’s dope smokers and grass fiends directly.

“If you’re getting high in Colorado today, enjoy it,” said Christie at a town hall meeting in New Hampshire today, Bloomberg reports. “As of January 2017, I will enforce the federal laws.”

“If you want to change the marijuana laws, go ahead and change the national marijuana laws,” he added.

Of course, like any good conservative, Christie has previously advocated for states’ rights—an advocacy that apparently stops at actual conflicts between state and federal law.

Heh, fictional Christie administration.

Very fictional, and becoming more a fiction living in Governor Christe's imagination every day.

By Howie at 01:15 PM | Comments |