July 29, 2015

Jawa Report Calls Habeas Corpus on Mullah Omar Again (Taliban Confirms He's Dead Jim!)

Word is that Mullah Omar is dead Jim.

The Afghan government is investigating new reports that Taliban leader Mullah Omar has died, a spokesman said.

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The Taliban has yet to comment on the claim, which was made by top sources within the Afghan administration and intelligence agency.

The sources said the reclusive militant leader had died two to three years ago.

The Beeb caught up with our old friend Ahmedi and he says he's alive.
Taliban spokesman Qari Yousef Ahmadi, quoted by Sky News, said that Mullah Omar was "still alive and leading the movement".
But a second spokesman, Zabiullah Mujahid, told the BBC a statement would be made in the coming hours.
Some reports that he was droned or died of TB two years ago. Or was hit by a TB drone. I dunno, I just really want to start a rumor about TB drones.

Anyway the Taliban posted a supposed message from Mullah Omar on Eid but it contained no proof of life.

I mean he might be dead. But since the Taliban are all over Twitter why not just ask them. I mean all they have to do is present a video that proves Mullah Omar is alive.


We'll even give it 72 hours. After that Mullah Omar is dead. But the only reason that would matter would be to show what the Taliban Spokesmen an media wing are liars. The Taliban will still be there doing what Talibans do.

Update 07/30/2015 10:38 cdt: Taliban confirms he's dead Jim!


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By Howie at 07:58 AM | Comments |