May 14, 2015

Lindsay Lohan to Star in Cinemax After Dark Biopic of Virginia ISIS Supporter's 4.5 Year Stint in All Women's Prison



Preliminary working title: Getting Under Heather's Hijab:

A Virginia woman was sentenced to 4-1/2 years in prison on Monday for lying to US investigators about using social media to promote and recruit for the militant Islamic State group.

Heather Elizabeth Coffman, 29, of Glen Allen, Virginia, pleaded guilty to the charge in January. She admitted that between approximately June and November last year she used several Facebook accounts to promote the group and claimed to have Islamic State contacts in Syria.

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan is playing the lead role of the jailed ISIS supporter who finds love, sisterhood, and strength despite sexual exploitation by the prison matron:
Lindsay Lohan was seen carrying a leather-bound copy of the Koran on her first day of community service - prompting speculation that she'd converted to Islam...

A spokesperson for Lohan told The Independent: "To my knowledge she is not considering fully converting to Islam, but I know she has been taking a keen interest in the Arabic culture of late."

Right, she's studying for her role.

A preliminary review of the script by Howie:

Interesting.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
And then suddenly I lost interest
Thanks to @RexMundi

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 12:52 PM | Comments |