April 22, 2015

Sandcrawler PSA: Can We Panic Now?

Yes we can!

(CNN)We're at the edge of climate catastrophe!

If we warm the world another 2 degrees Celsius, experts say we risk super droughts, extinctions and worse.

Bring it on!

I'd prefer a strait fight for survival than all this sneaking around.

Anyway Jawa Report advises Panic Condition Green!

Stock up on food, ammo, survival equipment and Scoobie Snacks now.

The First Annual Jawa Pastey White Guy Looting Spree is postponed until the cable goes out.

That is all.

By Howie at 12:12 PM | Comments |