November 25, 2014

Coming Soon: The Blessed Release of The Biography of Samir Khan

So apparently the next issue of Inspire will be about the life and times of Samir Kahn.


I can give you a short rundown.

Samir Khan blogs from mommy's basement.

Jawas utterly destroy Samir's blog.

Sammy gets all pissed and goes off to Yemen. While in Yemen Samir uploads an issue of Inspire from a friend's house. Shortly afterward a drone strikes said friend's house.

So Samir called in an airstrike on himself!

What an effing retard he was.

By Howie at 10:58 AM | Comments |