October 29, 2014

New Jawa Feature! WTF Happened to Bilal Ahmad?

Don't ever be named Bilal Ahmad, I added this Google alert years ago because of one story. Its been a source of tragedy in my inbox for years.

A child was killed and five others injured when a roof of a house collapsed on them at Bohbda village on Tuesday.

The roof of a room collapsed on Bilal Ahmad and his family members, who were sitting in the room.
Previous bad things that happened to Bilal Ahamd, he stepped on a land mine while herding goats and eating fried chicken, I shit you not.

And also Bilal ahmad blew himself up when he picked up an artillery shell.

Anyway I think I'll make it a series. WTF happened to Bilal Ahmad?

The ending will always be bad obviously.

By Howie at 07:35 AM | Comments |