October 22, 2014

Irrelevant Fat Bastard Adam Gadahn Goes Full Retard

So al-Qaeda's featured star of its new Resurgence magazine is a Jihad lazy fat propagandist hiding in an ISI bunker in Pakistan. Good luck with that.

Resurgence’s focus on China also follows al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri recently establishing a South Asia branch to try and extend the group’s operations to the Indian continent. The move was largely seen as an attempt to compete with the Islamic State for the leadership of the jihadist world.

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The same competition almost certainly motivated al-Qaeda central to publish the English-language magazine as well. The al-Sahab media organization has been active since around 2001 — although its activities have rapidly diminished over the last few years — but this is the first time that it or al-Qaeda central has published an English-language magazine. However, the terrorist group’s Yemen-based branch, al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP), has long published an English language magazine called Inspire, which Resurgence is modeled on.

Inspire was best known for trying to motivate potential lone wolf terrorists in Western countries in the United States and Europe. Resurgence at times seems to try to emulate this approach, only with an eye toward populations mostly outside the Western world.

That al-Qaeda is attempting to use an English-language publication to motivate would-be jihadists in places like Xinjiang displays a remarkable degree of desperation, incompetence or both, none of which bodes well for the group’s longevity. Terrorist groups have a history of failing under the leadership of Ayman al-Zawahiri, and al-Qaeda central increasingly appears destined to suffer the same fate.

One of the most telling signs that Gadahn has whole lot of extra time on his hands is an article in which he quotes Anwar al-Alwaki who reasoned that if Muslim nations won't accept Ronald McDonald's Imperialism then McDonnell Douglas will send Strike Eagles to bomb innocent Muslims. He even had time to demonstrate it graphically.

No I'm not kidding.

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And as an added bonus Resurgence promises even more of Fat Bastard's I'm a military genius but I'm too important for Jihad in upcoming issues!

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Ass-Cloud Media, its run by Ape-Pig-Man.

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*I Ass-Cloud Media, it stinks.

* as-Sahab translates as "the cloud"

By Howie at 09:32 AM | Comments |