October 09, 2014
Ministry of Boobies: Purple Penguin Edition
A rare look into what Jawas discuss behind the scenes.
In related news some of those fancy liberal types have suggested that calling boys and girls boys and girls is racist or something and instead we should call them purple penguins so as not to hurt their feeling nor promote the *hetro-normative patriarchy
Somehow we doubt that is going to help.
Urban Dictionary: Penguin Tits
A condition that occurs when a pair of boobs are shaped in such a manner that they both point out far to the sides, leaving a large gap in between....
Nope its totally not helping, not helping at all.
*Hetro-normative patriarchy , see I read The Other McCain.
Hat Tip: Shirley.