October 07, 2014

Sandcrawler PSA: Just Say No to Okra

Did you know that funds from the sale of Okra are commonly used to support terrorism? You didn't?

Well you ignorant bastards better be thankful for Georgia Governor Nathan Deal's Drug Suppression Task Force.

The grower was alarmed when the police helicopter swooped low over his property.

Soon, Bartow County, Georgia, deputies -- "strapped to the gills" and with a drug dog in tow -- converged on his doorstep.

They had the grower dead to rights.


This is your brain on Okra!

Okra is a gateway vegetable which can lead to other much more harmful hard vegetable abuse.

By Howie at 09:40 AM | Comments |