September 26, 2014

Good News Kim Jong-un Suffering Horribly From Gout

I bet that is a turn off for Mrs Jong-un.

North Korea's Kim Jong-un is suffering from "discomfort", state media has said in the first official acknowledgement of ill health after a prolonged period out of the public eye.

"The wealth and prosperity of our socialism is thanks to the painstaking efforts of our marshal, who keeps lighting the path for the people, like the flicker of a flame, despite suffering discomfort," said a narrator during a documentary aired on state television on Thursday.

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North Korea's leader had been seen walking with a limp since an event with key officials in July and in the pre-recorded documentary broadcast by state media, he appeared to have difficulty walking.

Based on his gait, it appears he has gout

So that means that Supreme Lleader and Demigod Kim Jong-un has inferior DNA?

Unpossible!

And also to Mrs Jong-un, Hey Baby, How you doing?

By Howie at 07:57 AM | Comments |